User blog comment:GamerPr1ncess/Signs you play too much CoD/@comment-1974398-20100406182019

I found somemore:

Every time you hear footsteps behind you, your instinctive reaction is to spin around and start stabbing.

When you hear a commercial jet passing overhead you honestly expect things to start exploding around you.

You run from store to store in the mall so you can 'finish that fucking marathon pro challenge.'

You found a dark corner and layed in the prone position to read the last text on your phone.

Your pets clear the room every time you pick up the controller and sit down on the couch.

You were pissed when you found out how much a P90 costs 'in real life'.

You bought a red dot sight for your weed whacker and got pissed when you couldn't attach it.

You walk past an old man sitting and drinking coffee in the food court and mumble, 'fucking camper' to yourself.

You think C4 is a viable option for getting rid of the stump in your back yard and can't understand why the spouse objects.