"Five"/Quotes

Kennedy
"We'll be judge more by what we do here than anywhere else."

- At the beginning.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, so hit the power!"

- At the beginning.

"Somebody call the department of energy, we need power!"

- At the beginning.

"No ammo, pass the buck!"

- When out of ammo

"But I want it!"

- When he tries to buy a weapon for which he doesn't have enough money.

"C'mon, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy an item he does not have enough points to buy.

"Pain is temporary, pride is forever!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

- Upon getting a kill.

"Fail miserably, achieve greatly!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"Just like the Solomon isles."

- Upon getting a kill; Kennedy served in the navy during World War II.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

- Upon getting a kill; from Kennedy's speech in West Berlin, meaning "I am a citizen of Berlin".

"Forgive one's enemies, but Never! Ever! Forget their names!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"I like this, a lot."

- Upon buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

- Upon buying an MPL off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk at the Oval office."

- Upon buying an SMG off the wall.

"Time to make some Z chowder."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall

"This is my sword, my Excalibur."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Matures ride shotgun."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"When efforts and courage are not enough, (sighs) a shotgun helps."

- Upon buying a shotgun off the wall.

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

- Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"I've been in the navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy."

- Upon buying Quick Revive.

"M to the A to the D!"

- Upon getting a nuke power-up.

"And that is how you push the button!"

- Upon getting a nuke power-up.

"Double the pleasure, double the pain."

- Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"I'm seeing in two's!"

- Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Can you dig it?"

- Upon getting a Insta-kill power-up. This line may be a reference to the cult classic film The Warriors, as the phrase is first used in the film.

"I'm an idealist, with a sniper rifle."

- When buying an M14; a reference to his assassin.

"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh."

- When Castro is downed.

"My country thanks you."

- Upon being revived.

"I never hoped for an easy life, just to be a stronger man."

- Upon being revived.

"Huh? I was just resting my eyes."

- Upon being revived.

"Back and better than ever!"

- Upon being revived.

"I know there is a devil, for I see a storm coming, and his hand is in it!"

- After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Need more beans for the chowder here!"

- When out of ammo.

"Ah! The smell! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

- Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"Your president needs slugs!"

- When out of ammo.

"Ammo! That's an order!"

- When out of ammo.

"Builds faster than a Communist building a wall!"

- Getting a Carpenter power-up; a reference to the Berlin Wall.

"The time to repair the barricade is when the sun is shining."

- Getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Ask not what your gun can do for you, but what you can do for your gun!"

- Waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Do not negociate with a zombie with fear, but with bullets!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"I am all that is man!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"On this earth, God's work is in our hands. Hazzah!"

- After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"You can only get this close if I get your votes!"

- After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"You don't lose an arm on my account!"

- After shooting a zombie's arm off.

Nixon
"Uh, can we go find the power switch?"

- At the beginning.

"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"

- When being attacked by zombies.

"One potato two potato three potato BANG!"

- After killing a zombie.

"I guess this means I have to help..."

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"Never learn how to accept defeat. *That's* how you develop courage."

- After a near-death experience.

"Damn you hippies, I'm out of ammo!"

- When out of ammo.

"Nixon's back!"

- Upon being revived.

"Give me a rifle so I can kill all the hippies I see!"

- Sometimes said when buying an M14.

"Aroo!"

- Sometimes said when attacked by zombies, also a reference to TV show Futurama.

"Smack 'Em with your beard, and Burn 'em with your stogie, Fidel!"

- Possibly Random.

"Now come on, your making a mess."

- Sometimes said when getting a head shot.

"I'm gonna love it, and hug it, and call it Checkers!"

- When buying an M14.

"Richard Nixon is not part of a complete breakfast!"

- Sometimes said after evading a zombie attack.

"This is me waiting... This is me waiting on drugs... HURRY THE FUCK UP!"

- While using the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"People who like this kind of thing will find this as a sort of thing they like."

- Buying an SMG off the wall.

"That's it? Max is all I get?"

- After getting a Max Ammo power-up.

Castro
"Will someone please find the power!?"

- At the beginning.

"Batteries were clearly not included!"

- At the beginning.

"Bullets, bullets! My republic for some bullets!"

- When out of ammo. This is a reference to William Shakespeare's play "Richard III".

"You dare overprice this!?"

- When without enough points to buy something.

"If I were in Cuba this wouldn't happen!"

- When without enough points to buy something.

"There can be no revolution without ammunition!"

- When out of ammo.

"No ammo? Time for a cigar break then!"

- When out of ammo.

"I'm out! Knife work it is then!"

- When out of ammo.

"No more ammo? Fine, I will crush them with my fists!"

- When out of ammo.

"Like the revolution I will never die!"

- When being revived.

"This weapon suits my disposition!"

- Upon buying the M14 off the wall.

"Get your filthy fingers off my uniform... you filthy flesh eaters!"

- Upon getting hit by zombies.

"You hit me again and I will kill you again!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"No man should live past the time where his body begins to deteriorate!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"Double Points? Only a capitalist pig would want more than what he is given."

- After getting a Double Points power-up.

"Si, si, si! (Yes, yes, yes!)"

- After getting a Insta-Kill power-up.

McNamara
"SMG! Recommended use: short bursts for maximum elicitation of death."

- After buying an SMG.

"Damn, my math was wrong!"

- When attempting to open a door without requisite money

"Insufficient funds..."

- When attempting to use the Mystery Box without requisite money.

"Not enough money? Time to re-examine the budget!"

- When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money.

"Two times zero is still zero!"

- When a double points is obtained and the player has no ammo.

"They didn't call me the wiz kid for nothing."

- After killing multiple zombies

"Guess I shouldn't have made those budget cuts."

- When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money

"An automatic carbine designed to fire pistol cartridges...genius!"

- When buying an MP5K

"Chance of you touching me again is ZERO!"

- After killing a zombie that has attacked him

"My accountant says I need to find some rounds."

- When out of ammo.

"It's night time."

- Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.

"Die again, and again, and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!"

- After killing multiple zombies.

"I calculate success."

- Upon getting a Double Points power-up.