User blog comment:GamerPr1ncess/Signs you play too much CoD/@comment-113026-20100407025404

You've been fired from a job as a chef for holding a piece of food and a knife Harries style (in the style of the Tactical Knife).

You think "TANGO SUCKA" is actually an Arabic phrase.

You've already got your Call of Duty 7 class loadouts planned out.

The last time you saw a teddy bear, you could have sworn it started floating in midair, gave some weird-ass laugh, and took your stuff away

You've ever tried to grow a "sweet Captain Price stache."

Whenever you step on a bug, that damn "+10" hallucination comes back.

Your title and emblem are on every diploma you have.

You carry around a laptop for the sole purpose of controlling air support, and a magic switch for everything else.

You have a plan to do janitor work, switching off between the studios of Infinity Ward and Treyarch, leaving "suggestions" drawn on their desks.