User blog:Sgt. S.S./A confession, and an overdramatic-but-true story

Hello, fellow wikians. I've been a registered user on this wiki for almost two years now. I've integrated myself well into the community. However, I feel I must confess something.

Before I made my account here, I... was a vandal. (horrified shriekings)

The story
(takes long drag on cigar, before beginning to speak)

It was way back in January 2010. I was fourteen at the time. Just another random IP, cruising the wiki, doing little scraps of editing here and there. Now, it just so happens that, around this time, the ATEFI had kicked off. You know about the ATEFI, right?

(voice from the crowd) Uh, not really...

Tough. Now, when I saw this group, I got pretty PO'd at the idea that they seemed to think themselves superior, just because they knew about guns. I had to get the word out that this group was for losers. But how?

Well, by blanking the page and demanding that the group disband, of course. And leaving a heated message or two on the talk page.

So, later I saw that my message was gone (natch). So I did it again. And again.

Anyway, TNT had seemingly set out to stop me. So, I made my views clear to him. Yes, I know, I seriously thought I could remain anonymous by not signing my posts. Mock me if you must.

Finally, the straw that broke the donkey's back - vandalising an admin's userpage. After that, I was blocked (and saw some pretty impressive breaches of UTP in the process.

A few days later, I made my account. My anti-ATEFI legacy lived on briefly, but died out pretty fast.

So, that's the story of my none-too-glorious past as a vandal. I hope you can all forgive me for... (hears a gun being cocked) Um... oh-kayyy... (backs slowly out of room)

Srsly, though, what did you think of this true story?