User blog comment:Codfreak999/How tough is Chuck Norris?/@comment-1376519-20100526191159

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris has no control key on his keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Some of Chuck Norris's sperm got onto a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.