Green Run/Quotes

General
'''"Okay, That's one for you, 78 for me, but yeah, one for you!"

- Random '''

'''"Hey Marlton, maybe we could build a tree fort."

- Said randomly to Marlton. '''





'''"Whoa, I thought I was a goner for sure out there."

- Upon walking out of the mist '''

Beginning
'''"Being in the dark is fun and all, but I like being able to see what I'm killing."

- At the beginning. '''

Being hit a Zombie
'''"Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit her. '''

"Try again, you turd sniffer!"

- Upon killing a zombie that hit her.

Downed or revived

 * "Huh I thought I was finished there for a second".


 * - After being revived.

'''"Whew, that was almost my last rodeo!"

- After being revived. '''

"Hey! Can someone toss me a Quick Revive?"

- When downed. '''"What you won't do without me?"

- After being revived. '''



Ammo
'''"Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"

- When low on ammo. '''

'''"Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"No bullets? No back-up? No problem!"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"Stuhlinger! It's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"

- When out of ammo '''

'''"Oh no i'm out of bullets! If only a big smelly idiot would protect me!"

- When out of ammo '''

'''"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothing!"

- When out of ammo '''

'''"Let me show you boys how unarmed combat is supposed to go down!"

- When out of ammo '''

Power-Up
'''"One, two, I'm killing you!"

- Upon receiving Double Points power-up. '''

Perk-a-Cola
"Anyone hurt?... Yuck what is this stuff?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"*Burp* Heh... That was unlady-like"

- After drinking Juggernog.

Mystery Box
'''"Rappidy Dabbidy, Lets Kill some stuff!"

- When getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box '''

Finding parts and crafting
'''"This looks like it might be good for something..."

- When picking up a crafting ingredient. '''

'''"I sure hope I'm doing this right..."

- While building. '''

'''"Gotta Prioritize."

- When switching parts to build something. '''

'''"Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"

- After a successful craft. '''

'''"HA!"

- When meleeing with a crafted Assault Shield. '''







Beginning
'''"Gonna have to flip on the lights somehow."

- At the beginning. '''

Killing a Zombie
'''"Ok, now you're just making me hungry!"

- After killing a Zombie. '''

Mystery Box
'''"I came here to shoot meat and eat sandwiches, and I am fresh out of sandwiches."

- After receiving a positive weapon from the Mystery Box. '''

Ammo

 * "Huhhh, a little too close to click click click".
 * - When running on ammo.


 * "Look like I have been too trigger happy".
 * - When running on ammo.

'''"Why am I out of bullets? Hello? Who responsible for that?"

- When out of ammo. '''



Killing a Zombie
'''"Lay on, Macduff"

- After killing a Zombie. A reference to a line by Shakespeare's Macbeth in the play of the same name. '''

'''"That spells the end of you!"

- Upon killing a zombie. '''



Downed or revived
'''"The floor, so dirty"

- After being downed. '''


 * "Urrrggaaah, this floor is disgusting"
 * — After being downed.

Mystery Box
"This seems like a gun for men with tiny penises, paging Russman."

- Upon receiving the Python

Ammo
'''"Ammo conservation, Marlton, ammo conservation!"

- When running low on ammo. '''





Finding parts and crafting
'''"Portable wind generator, courtesy of your resident genius!"

- Upon creating the Turbine. '''

'''"Here. Definitely here."

- Upon placing the Turbine. '''

Beginning
'''"If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Marlton!"

- At the beginning. '''

Being hit by a Zombie
'''"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me."

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

'''"Ain't no one allowed to touch Russman!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

'''"You no good freakalope!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

Power-Up
'''"Full up, wipe out!"

- Russman after getting the Max Ammo power up. '''

Denizens
'''"What's that? I heard something!"

- After hearing a Denizen's scream. '''

Finding parts and crafting
'''"Work, damn you!"

- After placing a crafted object. '''





T.E.D.D.

 * "Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing from HARAP research station."


 * "It is unsafe to distract a driver while the bus is operational."


 * "Vandals will be ejected without a refund."


 * "Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!"


 * "Warning, warning. Software failure imminent."


 * "Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."


 * "Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"


 * "Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"