User blog comment:G1n032/Anti-LHC/@comment-1651748-20100407135803

Everyone knowns the recent earthquakes are because the government has been testing underground nuclear missle test. Notice how every single earthquake has happened near the United States, but only one was on American soil. Therefore, there is no other explanation then we're screwed by those damn Russians.

"In America, you always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. In America you watch T.V. IN Soviet Russia, the TV watches you."

- Yakov Smirnoff