User blog comment:FAL expert/what country/@comment-1627289-20100329081830

God, I wish I wasn't Australian. If it's not the snakes that are trying to kill you it's the dingoes, and if it's not them, it's the freaking kangaroos (they're like deers in headlights...) then if it ain't them it's wild pigs.

Shit, everything in Australia has gone feral, toads, goats, camels, horses, pigs, Homo Sapiens (by that I mean the bogans).

Even the cute wildlife can kill, male platypus has toxic bards, emus are aggressive (though I had a pet one named Sili) and also good eating, emu farming, y'know?

Everything here might kill you, jellyfish that are a millimetre thick can kill, we've got a lot of jellyfish....

(Stops ranting about Australia)

America and the UK seem like a good place to go, I might go there for my gap year.