Ascension/Quotes

Tank Dempsey

 * "Hey Treyarch, can we get a new objective please?"
 * — When starting a new game
 * "Is it just me or did anyone else hear a voice?"
 * --- When starting a new game
 * "Hey, what happened to all the colour?"
 * --- When starting a new game
 * "No one can ever tell me why there's always a big switch to find. Seriously."
 * --- When starting a new game
 * "Whoa man, I didn't know I was that good. Oh wait, yeah I did!"
 * --- When killing a large group of zombies.
 * "I think that one hit the sky, holy crap."
 * --- When killing a zombie with the Thunder Gun.
 * "Ahh man, I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page."
 * ---While waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish.
 * "I think that one hit the sky, holy crap."
 * --- When killing a zombie with the Thunder Gun.
 * "Ahh man, I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page."
 * ---While waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish.
 * "Ahh man, I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page."
 * ---While waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish.

Nikolai Belinski
"Yeah, yeah, I'm almost out of vodka...I mean, No power!"

--- When starting a game

"Why is there never any power?"

--- When starting a game

"First objective: Turn on power. Second objective: Drink. Or vice versa. You know what I choose."

--- When starting a game

"Back off Monkey!......Die!"

— Nikolai after killing a Space monkey

"You touch me, I KILL YOU!!! Sounds like fair trade."

—Nikolai after killing a zombie that just hit him

"Am I drunk, or am I getting attacked by space monkeys?!"

-Nikolai being attacked by space monkeys

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

-Nikolai being downed. Life alert reference.

"I'll have to use my bare hands... just like with fourth wife. Always talking..."

- When out of ammo.

Takeo Masaki
"WHAT IS MY NAME?"

—After killing a zombie.

" I don't like that"

After jumping through the Gersch Device "I'm coming Edward!"

When Richtofen is being swarmed

"Uhh I feel funny"

—After jumping through the Gersch Device

They are taking revive!

--When space monkeys are attacking Quick Revive.

They are stealing my Juggernog!

--When space monkeys are attacking Juggernog.

Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!

--After killing a monkey that recently attacked him.

Like the sushi, it's all in the cut!

--After knifing a monkey with a sickle. (not confirmed for knifing with combat knife.)

It slices! It dices! It's a wonder!

--After knifing a monkey with a sickle. (not confirmed for knifing with combat knife.) (All found in sickle w/ ballistic knife. See for proof.)

Edward Richtofen
"Hey! Zat little man is trying to steal my perks!"

- Said when a space monkey its destroying a Perk-A-cola Machine