Moon/Quotes

This is the list of the characters' quotes from the Zombies map Moon.

Tank Dempsey
"Home sweet home."

- Upon entering the Receiving Area.

"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."

- Upon completion of Richtofen's Grand Scheme Easter Egg.

"That wouldn't happen if you guys didn't SUCK!"

- Upon being revived.

"Ugh. Why did Richtofen bring us here."

- Start of game

"No dice, gutter-slugs."

- When getting a knife kill

"Can't......breathe."

- When entering the Moon

"Universe full of titty bars and we end up here."

- When entering the Moon

"What a rush."

- When getting multiple kills

"No hugs buttercup."

- When getting a knife kill

"Who else wants some of this. Everyones favorite."

- When getting Max Ammo

"Alright. I get to be a sniper for once."

- When getting a sniper rifle

"Suddenly I feel like I'm in a really bad movie. I mean really bad."

- When using gravity lift

"Bounce and shoot. Bounce and shoot. I'm liking it."

- When using gravity lift

"Boing!"

- When using gravity lift

"Okay. No ammo sucks in a shooter dosn't it."

- When out of ammo

"EAT IT!"

- When getting a knife kill

"Need to round up some rounds."

- When low on ammo

"Eat shit and puke."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Eat it and love me gas-hag."

- When killing a crawler

"That. Never. Gets. Old."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Blackjack freaksacks. You lose."

- When killing a zombie

'''"Not a chance flashsour."

- After killing zombie that hitted him. '''

'''"Hey baby! Nice juggs, good nog, good times."

- After buying juggernog. '''

Nikolai Belinski
"Ah, little Nikoli always wanted to be an astronaut!"

-Said randomly when first on the moon.

'''"Ah, a moon base! The perfect place for my favorite hobby, hitting random buttons with out any caution what-so-ever!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area. '''

"Finally, I've made it to the Moon. You were wrong fourth wife. YOU WERE WRONG!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

Zombie
'''"Take THAT, you legless hellpig!"

- After killing a crawler '''

"Pull down the trigger, zombies die, simple enough."

- After killing a group of Zombies

"Wheeee! This is fun!"

- After using the Launch Pad

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!"

- After stabbing a zombie

"1! 2! 3! 4! 5! I kill them all!"

- Nikolai, after killing a zombie.

"Are you okay, little Nikolai? (In younger voice) Yes Papa!"

- Nikolai, after being downed.

Weapon
"Yay! This bomb-y thingy did something nice for Nikolai!"

- After killing a zombie with the QED

"Oh great, almost out of ammo, I hate having to wait for that green floating-thingy!"

- Upon running out of ammo. (A reference to the Max Ammo Power-Up. Possibly from Shangri-La)

"I would 360 noscope all you zombies, but I would get dizzy. Someone else do it."

- After getting a Sniper Rifle. This is a reference to trickshotters.

"I think this is what Dempsey calls, a Boom Dick!"

- Nikolai, after buy a Stakeout off the wall.

Random
"That brings smile to my face!"

- Random

Receiving Area
"What is this new madness?"

- After entering Receiving Area

Zombies
'''"How dare you touch Takeo?!"

- After killing a zombie that just hit him '''

Ammo

 * "No more ammo means no more fun."
 * When out of ammo

Gravity
'''"Okay, put me down! Put me down!"

- While jumping in low gravity '''

Other
'''"I promise to destroy every last remnant of 935! I will destroy them all!"

- After completing Richtofen's Grand Scheme  "Just what a doctor ordered. No, not you Richtofen."

- After getting max ammo or after getting power up from QED. Reference to John Kennedy from Five. '''

'''"I will take it anytime."

- After getting shots from weapons from QED. '''

Edward Richtofen
"This will open your mind! Ahahahaha, get it? Open your mind! Forget it..."

- After getting a headshot

"MY AMMO IS LOW!"

- When low on ammo

"Oh no, I need ammo."

- When low on ammo

"Without the bullets I will have to start stabbing. AH STABBING!"

- When out of ammo

"I take your soul!"

- Knifing during Insta-Kill

"It goes *high pitch* BOOM!. But not so high pitched more like BOOM!"

- Buying Semtex

"MORE! GIVE ME MORE! Ok, a little less."

- After killing many Zombies

"Oh no, I got to go."

- After using the Launch Pad

'''"Hello Samantha, you little brat. Your time is coming. Soon.(Laughs) SOO SOON!"

- After revealing Samantha from the pyramid '''

'''"*gasping* It was Dempsey's fault!"

- When taking the P.E.S. off outside '''

'''"I am dying!"

- When downed '''

'''"I WIN! The POWER! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! But not before we continue the game."

- After swapping bodies with Samantha '''

Ludvig Maxis
"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause."

- Said after Big Bang easter egg mission is started.

Easter Egg
"But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"

- Samantha upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement.

Zombies
"Zombies! Go Bother Nikolai."

- When swarmed.

"Pop goes the zombie..."

- Explosive kill

"Lets play hide and seek! Sam says... DIE!"

- Upon getting a kill. A reference to the Fly Trap.

Mystery Box

 * "Oh, Goodie! Hahahahah!"


 * -Recieiving a good gun from the box

Ammo
"No fair, I don't have anything to kill with now!"

- When out of ammo