User:LazarouDave

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  === Sign my page (if you want, that isn't an order)===
 * Hello Dave. 05:18, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
 * Fixed it and signed my own page, no reason. Personal LazarouDave image.jpg Lazarou  Dave  09:14, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
 * Sup Dave? ;) 05:07, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * I Think Signature Is Enough.:p19:27, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
 * Yo. 19:56, July 17, 2014 (UTC)
 * Thanks for the comedy recommendations! 22:49, August 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * Helloz. --Ultimate94ninja (talk) 23:29, August 8, 2014 (UTC)




 * CoD 4: Level 1 (Never Played)
 * WaW: Level 46
 * MW2: Level 21
 * BO1: Prestige 6 Level 38
 * BO1 Combat Training: Level 50
 * MW3: Prestige 2 Level 77
 * MW3 Survival/Spec Ops: Level 50
 * BO2: Master Prestige
 * BO2 Zombies: Knife Through Skull (Blue Eyes)
 * CoDG: Prestige 10 Level 60 (Max)
 * CoDG Extinction: Prestige 21 Level 17
 * CoDAW: TBA

World At War Modern Warfare 2 Black Ops Modern Warfare 3 OR Black Ops II Ghosts Advanced Warfare
 * Thompson w/ Drum Magazine
 * SCAR-H w/ Grenade Launcher
 * Uzi w/ Rapid Fire
 * M16A4 w/ Red Dot Sight or Holographic Sight
 * SMR w/ Millimeter Scanner, Fast Mag and Suppressor
 * ChainSAW w/ Suppressor and Extended Mags
 * Remington R5 w/ Muzzle Brake and Shotgun
 * CBJ-MS w/ Flash Suppressor and Fore Grip
 * TBC

Talk About being Overzealous with Userboxes huh...
Gold M16A4 in MW3 2 Times

Diamond EVERYTHING in Black Ops 2

Gold EVERYTHING in Ghosts


 * WaW: 61/65 (Plat.)
 * MW2: 40/51
 * BO1: 66/71 (Plat.)
 * MW3: 50/51 Regular (Overachiever Anyone?)
 * BO2: 100% of Regular (FINALLY!), 33/41 DLC
 * Ghosts: 100% (DLC included Except Invasion & Nemesis)


 * "I'm not buying that door" - Black ops zombies loading Intel
 * EVERYONE GET DOWN! Oh, no wait...false alarm" - Samuel Stuhlinger throwing a Time Bomb in Buried.
 * "Five....Seven.....Shouldn't there be a 'Six' in there somewhere..." - Samuel Stuhlinger getting a FiveSeven in Buried
 * "Did i accidentally a war?" - ||Alucard Alucard in the TeamFourStar abridged version of Hellsing.
 * "Get that Bitch a Cannon...Bitches love Cannons..." - See above
 * "Eeny meeny miney mo, i will shoot you in the toe...UND THE FACE!" - Edward Richtofen when Pack-a-Punching on Ascension

You get the idea
 * Tryhards
 * Quickscopers
 * OP Weapons that EVERONE USES that don't get nerfed (i.e Honey Badger, Ripper, AN-94 etc.)
 * Squeakers (Kids on Mic that won't shut up, the number of those i have muted...)
 * Dropshotters
 * LA..................A..la.....lal..........lag
 * Timing Out when i do REALLY well...
 * My internet (unrelated but it is the root of all evil.......and lag)
 * Corner Campers (Who even likes those guys)
 * SMG's being better than Snipers
 * People who complain about snipers Hardscoping, THAT's WHAT YOU ARE MEANT TO DO!
 * Hackers
 * Glitchers
 * Cheats
 * That annoying text that comes up when it a hacked lobby (I don't care where you got your damn mods from!)
 * My anger issues, it costs me so much in controller spending...
 * People who think they are funny by trolling
 * My hate of things i hate, and the fact i hate my own hate (that makes sense)
 * The Sharks on "Into the Deep"
 * Panic Knifers
 * Tracker Sight/Target Finder (Find your own targets noob)
 * Unstealthy players following me when i'm being stealthy
 * Trickshotters (360 NoScope Self proclaimed 'Pros')
 * Infinity Ward not Nerfing OP weaponary (See MTAR-X and Honey Badger, it's so important, i thought i'd mention it twice)
 * Self proclaimed 'Proz BeAS7moD3'
 * People who type their Online ID while being struck by lightning. E.g. zZz_I_BeastZZZ_I_zZz (Random example, not a real person, i hope)
 * Being shot through walls that are blatantly far too thick to shoot through
 * People who spray in smoke and kill me...
 * WaW 'Nade Spam
 * Free Fall's crappy, god awful spawns.
 * Not to also mention that ONE SECTION OF ROOF that blocks your Care Package, even if you threw it miles away from it.
 * Strikezone being Dome in disguise
 * Same applies to Hijacked being Nuketown.
 * Most non-metal music
 * Youtubers who think we give even the slightest shit about their channels.
 * Noobs in Extinction (Challenge Failers)
 * People who are being shot by 5 other people, whilst i am not one of them, i still die every fucking time.
 * Unhelpful teammates in Search and Rescue who leave your tags when they are 1 millimeter away from them, who then get killed at we both die...
 * Ghosts Lies: The in-game tip saying. "Want more control of your killstreak helicopter? Hop into the AAS-72X as a Helo Pilot." When it is inaccurate as fuck.
 * Getting a Loki in a Care Package and having it Stolen...
 * Getting Killed by my own Care Package when it acts like a bouncy ball.
 * Being conned in Ghosts, because my killstreaks are crap, see below.
 * Trinity Rockets that belong in the recall room. They have "Smart" drones and it's made of paper, so it blows 500 miles south, and misses the target.
 * Guard Dogs from the home of retarded German Shepherds.
 * Support Squadmates that came from a Failed Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
 * Battle Hinds from the Military Second hand depot.
 * Ballistic Vests from the Second Hand Shop.
 * Sentry Guns with a Damaged targeting system.
 * Vulture Drones that die by one bullet and can't kill anything.
 * Maniac Suits that were shipped over from the Chinese Black Market
 * Juggernaut suits that are already bullet riddled.
 * Helo Pilots that have dodgy rotors.
 * MAAWS Launchers that lock on, but have rockets fuck off elsewhere.
 * Air Superiority A-10's that are piloted by the Visually Impaired.
 * Helo Scouts that give me a hitbox the size of Russia.
 * I see you've called in 5 Care Packages...........SAT COM, SAT COM, SAT COM, SAT COM, SAT COM! *Enemy Teams calls in 1 CP*..."Enemy Control Loki overhead"..........Rage quit...
 * Spawn Trappers
 * Sensitivity 1
 * Pointless Updates
 * People who say CoD is copied and pasted, and they play FIFA................Need i say more?
 * Looking back on my talk page and realising what a cunt i was...
 * People who use Hellstorm Missiles and Trinity Rockets like a Predator Missile.
 * The FaZe Clan
 * The Optic Clan
 * The Team Kaliber Clan

Venting hate about things that i know people don't care about...see above...Sometimes i don't even know why i play CoD, but i can't play Battlefield, so it fills the gap :P


 * People with Rare/Uncommon/Hard to earn Patches and Backgrounds


 * People using Underappreciated Guns


 * TEH UZI in BO1!!!!


 * Counter Camper-ing


 * Counter Sniping


 * Counter Countering (Countering a Counterer)


 * Counting the Counts of things i like Countering


 * Extinction


 * Zombies


 * PC Console Modding in Solo Games.


 * Listening to some Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, The Blackout, AC/DC, Iron Maiden etc. while playing.


 * Trolling Boosters :D


 * T-T-T-T-TEABAG


 * DIAMOND CAMOS!


 * Spec ops Mission Firewall is MW3 when playing as the Turret, who doesn't like that, right?


 * Getting 5 Gryphon Drones in one game of Drop Zone. :D
 * Guardians, they're actually underrated.
 * Using EMP Systems to destroy a Lightning Strike.
 * Shooting a Hellstorm Missile with a Pistol.
 * Getting 10 Headshots with the Executioner in a Free for All
 * Going 15 - 1 with a Riot Shield in 1 v 1
 * My representative having more wives than Nikolai Belinski
 * 20 Killstreak in 3 Minutes with a Gold CBJ-MS on Showtime.

Editing The Wiki

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The Creator

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 * Do SOMETHING to make myself recognised (In a good way...UOTM or something)
 * Earn Some kind of rights (Admin/Bueraucrat, Fat chance)
 * Reach 3 Odd Milestones in Editing ( 115, 666 , 1337)

Self

 * Acquire Decent Signature from other user/self  Thanks Capt. Miller :)
 * Improve own profile In 1 2 3 4 5 6 Steps
 * Userboxes
 * Targets
 * Links
 * Compacting
 * Image
 * Infobox
 * Drown out the voices, THE VOICES! (Hint: Easter Eggs)
 * Don't Argue with Admins 5 times (This really isn't an achievement, but i need to stop being such a moron, I'll put that table back now.) ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
 * Don't Argue with Admins 10 Times
 * Don't Argue with Admins 25+ Times
 * Know when you're not right
 * Win a losing fight?(╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \) (I merely added this because it works well with the 'Flipping you upside down' thingy.
 * Reach 18 Years of Age (Did ANYBODY notice?)

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 * Inform an Admin of Vandals/Spammers/Trolls 1 Time
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