User:Deathmanstratos

"Targeted... and FIRING!"

- Me whenever I shoot a single shot weapon



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"When you find that person that makes you truly happy than you know you should give it a chance."

- A genius

"Shit, shit, shit- man, that's it. My frigging goggles. You bastard."

- Baird before going beast mode on the Locust

"Just update CoD4's Graphic's and put its multiplayer into MW3 with a few new maps... Best multiplayer right there."

- Me on what MW3's multiplayer should have been like.





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GOOD, TIS MY PAGE.


Not enough bacon. Or Music... or umm... ˙ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ı

Favorite NPC: Macmillan
Back in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, those two levels I spent in 1996 in Pripyat, were the best. That awesome scottish accented, ghillie suit wearing, M21 using, NPC. Macmillan, the best NPC ever. He only appeared in two levels, those are my favorite levels. All Ghilled Up, and One Shot, One Kill, best levels in COD4. He's stealthy, and has witty characteristics. The best NPC, EVER. Macmillan plucked a bomb in everyone's ass. You've spent 15 years relaxing after messing up your legs. You will Kill THEM.

Macmillan Tribute: "Oi, Suzy!" His best quote. " Bollocks! my leg's are all messed up!"- Macmillan

I salute you Captain Macmillan: the best NPC ever. :)

Those times you spoke were like a dream

Sean Connery and Trainspotting altogeter it seemed

Dressed in our ghillie suits and crawling through marsh

You stayed calm under pressure, no matter how harsh

You loved the wild dogs. Oh how you loved them.

"Oi Suzy' you muttered as you stealth killed a guard

And entrusted me to a task: the hardest of hard

Variable humidity and wind speed you reminded me not to neglect

As well as taking into account the Coriolis effect

When the chopper crashed and rendered you prone

You covered my back and got on the phone

Backup was coming but it was such a long wait

Camping I was, behind the bumper car gates

As I planted my claymore like a scared little wuss

There you were, shooting, an invincible bush

I salute you Captain Macmillan: the best NPC ever.

I Heart Cpt. Macmillan. By Will Ooi.

The P90
"A P90 must be used with care, and an urge to kick ass."

- Me

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Bio:
Hey, I'm Scott, I am currently in the wait... and killing anyone I dislike... I am on the battlefield or at home sitting in my leather recliner playing Gears of War, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare,Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Left 4 Dead 2, and more. I prefere the P90 and Tar-21. Back in WW2 I had some good times with my MP40 with sights and silencer. I have currently beat Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare(even Mile High Club!!!!),Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, and Call of Duty: Black Ops on veteran.Heart of the Reich took me 6 hours straight to do...

Favorite Modern Warfare 2 Quote: "The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on earth."

- Captain Price

Favorite MW3 Quotes: "C'mon, mate! Let's give these bastards a proper British welcome!"

- Wallcroft

"Bollocks! Nothing takes 5 minutes!"

- Wallcroft

Zombies Records
Kino Der Toten-31

Five-53(That was really hard)

Verruckt-19(WAW) 27(BO)

Der Riese-34(WAW) 21(BO)

Ascension-26(Out of Gersch's)

Call of the Dead-23(Darn Lack of PhD!)

Pages I've created:

 * Thomas/discussion
 * One Shot, One Kill/Trivia
 * Greeted user User talk: BMIAJUB JUB
 * Greeted user User talk: Illyrias Acolyte
 * Greeted user User talk: QuietSuffer
 * Radiation
 * For The Motherland
 * Hell on Wheels
 * One Bad Gato
 * No Return
 * Setting of the Sun
 * Bearing the Burden
 * Scorched Earth
 * Fearless(Achievement)
 * The Professional

Things I Love

 * Insanity
 * The Walking Dead(Its amazing!!)
 * (******* ****)Secret
 * Coca-Cola
 * Zombies
 * 31-79 JgB215
 * WUNDERWAFFLE!
 * Hating things that you shouldn't know
 * Science
 * Teleportation
 * Bacon
 * Cave Johnson and Lemons
 * Gundam 00!
 * Richtofen
 * Iron Maiden
 * Andy Capps Hot Fries! HOOOOOT!
 * Not Being Ready to Die
 * The Beauty of Annihilation
 * MAGIC
 * My Sweet
 * Being The One
 * That Sweet Lullaby
 * Retro Lancer
 * Lancer
 * Iron Maiden(Didn't see that coming did you?)
 * Not trusting anything I read. ESPECIALLY THIS

My Goals
Achieve 1,000 edits (Yay! Sept 15 2010)

Achieve 1337 edits (Boo Ya!!! Oct. 8 2010)

Catch some vandals [Got some]

Achieve 5,000 edits

Create 20 Pages 11/20

The 12 Commandments Of Modern Warfare 2
"On the 85th day, Activision made Infinity Ward make Modern Warfare 2. On the 86th day, Infinity Ward made Robert Bowling proclaim the 10 commandments..."

- The Bible


 * 1) Thou must noob tube or be noob tubed.
 * 2) Thou must lose one's penis at 10th prestige.
 * 3) Thou must swear violently when killed.
 * 4) Thou must turn thy headset voice settings to high to sound like a chipmunk.
 * 5) Thou must not play normally, or suffer the consequences.
 * 6) Thou must ragequit when the nuke comes down.
 * 7) Thou must use the Ump45 with marathon and lightweight.
 * 8) Thou must not compare Modern Warfare 2 to Modern Warfare or World at War.
 * 9) Thou must devote thy life to the game, lest ye never prestige.
 * 10) Thou must not resist breaking thy TV in anger, it is your destiny to buy a new one.
 * 11) Thou must act like complete badasses to 5 year olds and act like a gangster.
 * 12) Thou must quick scope to achieve eternal greatness.