User blog:Razgriez/Open Letter to IW, on behalf of all Akimbo 1887 users.

Dear IW,

Look, I think for now, we'll look past your mistakes and all with the glitches and whats not, for a more serious matter.

We love the idea, of a high powered shotgun, seriously.. it's why we akimbo it!

But a Tiny amount of Some  Many Bajillion players (*coughyearightcough*) don't like this weapon.

We agree with them! It's entirely unrealistic that get hit in the face with a 10 Gauge Shotshells, and die. That just ain't right. I mean, it's completely unrealistic!.

Hell, we all know that in real life, if you die on the battlefield, you just watch an amusing video of how you die, and then Press a button to respawn. Right?

HA! kidding, I know, strange isn't it.. this "Real life" thing... That crap needs to be patched, alot.

Anyways, to show solidarity with our fellow players, about how much we hate over powered weapons, we are sending this letter to you, to request the following

For the near future, with Patch 1.07, or 1.08, whatever were up to... we propose the following.


 * All Sniper Rifles, will no longer be able to perform 1 hit kills, even to the head, and even with Stopping power...

Seriously... you know how annoying, and over powered that is? Some jerk, sitting half way across, or more on the map, fires one shot, and BOOM!, Oh there went your 6 kill streak, just one away from calling harriers in. That just ain't right, and completely unrealistic. And that 10 round Barret? pfft, noobish!


 * All Full Auto, and Semi-Auto weapons, Rate of fire decreased:

man do I even need to explain it? Do you know how many times, I've died, because I've missed with both shots, only to be killed because the other guy can fire his gun till it runs dry? I have to wait for the gun to complete the Lever action cycle. Worse yet, some of these noobs then freaking kill me with Commando, because they know their safe to approach while my guy is flipping his guns every single time I fire. (Good going noob! it's only cool the first 3 times!)


 * 1 hit kill Knives + Commando+ tactical knife

OMG! Seriously.. have you seen these guys running about? They can kill as much as we can, in less the time it takes for us to reload, let alone Flip our guns. This crap is just unrealistic!

I hope we can all come to an understanding... Please patch these overpowered weapons ASAP!

Razgriez is a cynical, sarcastic, Mtn Dew/AMP drinking gamer//blogger/minimal wage worker, who holds a general hatred of just about everyone, and is not responsible should you be laughing so hard that you can't breath, hurt feelings, or in general, feel insulted, get over' it. '