Classified/Quotes

"Tank" Dempsey

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"Hey, creepy girl! Instead of sending your dogs after us, how 'bout you grow some balls and face us yourself?"

- Start of a Hellhound round.

"Hell Puppies! 'S been a while! Can't say I'm exactly excited to see you."

- Start of a Hellhound round.


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"Shouldn't, like, Takeo be doing this? Or is he too busy moping?"

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"DG-5 must be ready. These sticks are vibratin' more than a...knock it off, Tank. Kids play this game."

- Upon reaching max charge with the Ragnarok DG-5.


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Takeo Masaki

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"I...miss the green light that surrounded us on our previous journey. This environment is...sterile."

- Upon starting Round 1 on Solo.

"Darkness can be an ally. Darkness can be a teacher. Darkness can be a- OWW! My littlest toe..."

- Upon starting Round 2 on Solo.

"A familiar purpose presents itself...I know now that I should endeavor to turn power on!"

- Upon starting Round 3 on Solo.


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"I do not recall walls being this money hungry in previous adventures..."

- When buying a wall weapon.


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"Perhaps the spirits wish to bless us with more ammo? Please?"

- When low on ammo.


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"Be stricken from this mortal coil!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Fear the Bushido blade!"

- After killing a Zombie.


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"A fire brews inside me! Oooh....where is little room for boys?"

- After drinking an Elixir.

"I have Ray Gun! Should I fall, you will want to revive me!"

- After getting Ray Gun out of Mystery Box


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Nikolai Belinski

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"Without ammo, only weapon will be body odour! Very deadly, nearly killed third wife."

- When low on ammo.


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"Is bribe? I acceot!"

- When attacked by a zombie.


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"No, not my vodka!"

- When attacked by a zombie.

"Nikolai is One-Man-Red Army!"

- When killing a horde of zombies.

"I hit that? Oh, hey, I hit that! Did you see? *sigh* Of course, nobody looking..."

- When scoring a headshot.


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"Nikolai just want to escape place without Takeo vomiting all over him again!"

- When Pack-a-Punching, referring to the main quest of Call of the Dead

"Richtofen keeps playing with his Golden Rod! He was not raised well."

- When Pack-a-Punching.

"Why would Richtofen want us to come here? It is very boring."

- After Pack-a-Punching.


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"Is okay, everyone! Nikolai does not need help. He will fix wall. All by self. Like always."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Fuck you hellpig!"

- Upon using the elevator.


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Edward Richtofen

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"Okay, so it's not exactly where I wanted to be, but at least I can find some comfort fiddling with my Golden Rod! AHAHAHAHA!"

- Upon starting Round 1 on Solo.

"I find the office environment stifling. I would have been so much happier if I was floating and bouncing around on the moon right now!"

- Upon starting Round 2 on Solo.

"Fond as I am of dingy, lifeless environments, I would fare better with a little bit of electricity. Hello power switch! I'm coming to find you!"

- Upon starting Round 3 on Solo.

"I actually like dogs! Does that make me a nice person?"

- Upon starting a Hellhound round.


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"Well, now I feel empowered!"

- Upon receiving an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box.


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"Oh dear, I'm a little bit low on ammo!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"Hello?? Anyone have ammo?!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"Bullets? Who needs bullets? I DO!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"A bullet! A bullet! Mein kingdom for a bullet!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

"Please don't make me use mein fist!"

- Upon running out of ammo.


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"Ah, I'd like to comment on how delicious that was, but it wouldn't be true."

- Upon drinking a Cola.

"Honestly, you can't even begin to imagine the things I've had in my mouth."

- Upon drinking a Soda.


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"Haha, keep them out! Right before you let them back in..."

- Upon receiving a Carpenter.


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"Your skull minimizing surgery went exactly as planned."

- Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"I live for this!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"Stab, stab, stabbity-stab-stab!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"The doctor is IN!!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"OHHH, could you FEEL it going in?"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"STOP IT!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie.

"How dare you even TOUCH the doctor?"

- Upon being hit by a zombie.

"I told you I'd be back! If I didn't, I should have."

- Upon killing a zombie he was hit by.

"Ugh! I do hope you don't release MORE gas post mortem!"

- Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"I seem to remember that you smell even worse than Nikolai. How is that possible?!"

- Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"DOWN, GIRL! Or boy. I didn't really get a good look."

- Upon killing a Hellhound.

"Sorry! I had to put you to sleep!"

- Upon killing a Hellhound.

"Goodbye! Or as my Russian friend would say... DAS VAGINA!"

- Upon killing a zombie.


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"Shouldn't Nikolai be doing this? Russians love hard labor!"

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"One day, I won't HAVE to perform such menial tasks."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Mein hands were not designed for manual labor! But labor they must."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"I really do have better things to do."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"HELLO, ZOMBIES! Nearly ready for you to tear it down!"

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Ohh, anyone want to give me a hand?"

- Upon getting downed.

"Agh! I'll do it myself. Believe me, I'm used to it."

- Upon reviving himself.

"I don't need ANYONE to help me get up."

- Upon reviving himself.

"I do love flipping switches, it's always fun!"

- Upon turning on the power.


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Samantha Maxis
"...I am watching you, Edward. You are so close now! The voices says you will be here soon. But I. Can't. Let. That. HAPPEN!"

- Upon reaching the end of the second round of three in Groom Lake for the last step of Project Skadi when playing as Richtofen.

"Stupid, sneaky, silent Teddy! I know you can hear me! Ignore me all you want, I'm in your head now -- with all your other voices! You think you know the voices so well -- HA! You only briefly touched the aether. You have not lived it like I have! You do not understand what it truly wants."

- Upon completing the Project Skadi Easter Egg when playing as Richtofen.

"Oh, SO brave, Teddy! You come all this way -- just to possess the aether's powers! What was it you wanted? Oh ja, to find Agartha! As if it will somehow solve all your problems! How...childish. Do you want to know, Edward? What I've learned about this place? The aether is not for us. Not me. Not you. Not anyone. We do not use it. It uses us!"

- Randomly speaks upon completing a round when playing as Richtofen.

"If you acquire this power, I know what you will do. I have seen everything. Do not worry, Teddy, I won't ruin the big surprise! It would make your sad little head explode! Besides, it doesn't matter -- because I won't let you take it!"

- Randomly speaks upon completing a round when playing as Richtofen.

"You cannot escape mein kinder [my children]..."

- Randomly speaks in the middle of a round when playing as Richtofen.

"Remember what Daddy said, Teddy? "Kill them all?" You took everything from me. So I will take everything from you. It's only fair! So go on! Play your stupid game with your stupid toys! I plan on breaking all of them! Because when there are no more toys? There will be no. More. Games."

- Randomly speaks upon completing a round when playing as Richtofen.

"How should they kill you, Edward? Quickly? No, I think not. I think: one limb at a time."

- Randomly speaks in the middle of a round when playing as Richtofen.

"Having FUN, Edward???"

- Randomly speaks in the middle of a round when playing as Richtofen.

"You have been bad, Edward! Very bad indeed!"

- Randomly speaks in the middle of a round when playing as Richtofen.

"Oh nein [no]! Mein [my] puppets!! Do not worry, Edward...I have plenty more!"

- Randomly speaks in the middle of a round when playing as Richtofen.

Samuel J. Stuhlinger
"Hello? Is this thing on? Richtofen! Hey, RICHTOFEN! You've been gone from my head a really long time! I gotta be honest, I'm freakin' out a bit, man! It's...it's so fucking quiet! I can actually hear myself think! Do you know what that's like? It's not nice at all. So, listen. Buddy. Ol' pal, heh. We gotta talk. You sent us here, of all places, but you FORGOT TO TELL US WHAT TO DO! It's dark, it's damp, it's...jeez, it's really filthy. I think the roaches are crawling with roaches! How's that even possible!? Wait. Shoot! Am I even talking to the right Richtofen? Oh, it could be the other one, right? Or the other other one! Y'know what? Just go talk to your Richtofen pals at the hoity toity Ricky Gang Clubhouse and FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING!"

- After activating the phone in the Panic Room.

Primis Nikolai
"Is that your plan, Nikolai? To give up and drink yourself to oblivion? Or do you want to make a difference? For once in your life?"

- After activating a wisp.

"I can no longer deny the possibility of an unseen power. Helping us to fulfill our destiny. I will be that guiding hand."

- After activating a wisp, possibly in reference to Monty.