User:Chief z

I edit wikis and wiki accessories

Ne4KhPRmiVE&hl "CoD4: The Dead Flag Blues" by Michael Barnes.

Hey guys, Chief z here. I love the Modern Warfare series and I hope to be a valued member here. I hate when people can't be civil over the internet; just take a look at the comments on Youtube.

Speaking of Youtube, check out a guy called Michael Barnes and a series called "Retaliation." Both use CoD4 for machinima and are simply amazing. ItsJustSomeRandomGuy is pretty hilarious too.

The Joys of the Internet
Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, you tend to hear the most ridiculous things when you play online. Here's some of the more interesting things I've heard.


 * "Have you ever made love to an animal?"
 * "Yeah, my uncle threw a cigarette at me and my sandwich caught on fire."
 * "Dude, next time you think about turning on your Xbox, just don't. That's how much you suck at this game."
 * "Man, shut up! You're so annoying! Mom!"
 * "You guys ever notice how flammable bologna is?"
 * "It sucks because my husband has the Mexican flu."
 * "Dude, I'm so baked. That's why I'm talking into the mic."

Gear Grinders
Yeah, totally stole that from Family Guy. Anyhow, below are some of the things I hate coming across online. You may disagree, but I don't have to care.


 * Campers (I don't care if it's a legitimate strategy)
 * Camping teams (when the entire team camps)
 * When teams use grenade launchers like artillery strikes
 * Being spawn-killed
 * LMGers (I don't know why, I just don't like it when people use the LMG's)
 * Guys who use the crane on Highrise
 * Playing on Underpass
 * Prepubescent players
 * Crybabies
 * Lag
 * Akimbo 1887's
 * Javelin glitchers (thank God it's fixed)

Weapon Classes
"This ain't no gotdang French army." - Corporal Robert Duncan (ret.), USMC Scout Sniper and a personal friend of mine

So now with MW2 out, it's time to redo all the custom classes. I find these combos work well together, though I like to try out all the weapons. I love the Riot Shield; it's just so hilarious when you chase a guy around the map.

Mufasa

 * Primary: SCAR-H
 * Secondary: AA-12
 * Primary Attachment: Holographic Site
 * Secondary Attachment: Red Dot Sight
 * Camouflage: Digital
 * Equipment: Grenade
 * Special Grenade: Stun
 * Perk 1: Scavenger Pro
 * Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
 * Perk 3: Steady Aim Pro

Marky Mark

 * Primary: Intervention
 * Secondary: USP .45
 * Primary Attachment 1: FMJ
 * Primary Attachment 2: Silencer
 * Secondary Attachment 1: Silencer
 * Secondary Attachment 2: FMJ
 * Camouflage: Urban
 * Equipment: Stun
 * Perk 1: Bling Pro
 * Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
 * Perk 3: Scrambler Pro

unPOPULAR Demand

 * Primary: Riot Shield
 * Secondary: USP .45
 * Secondary Attachment: FMJ
 * Equipment: Throwing Knife
 * Special Grenade: Stun
 * Perk 1: Marathon
 * Perk 2: Lightweight
 * Perk 3: Commando Pro

ÆSIR

 * Primary: ACR
 * Secondary: Stinger
 * Primary Attachment: Red Dot Sight
 * Camouflage: Woodland
 * Equipment: Semtex
 * Special Grenade: Stun
 * Perk 1: Scavenger Pro
 * Perk 2: Cold-Blooded Pro
 * Perk 3: Steady Aim Pro

NinjaOnFire

 * Primary: Vector
 * Secondary: USP .45
 * Primary Attachment: Red Dot Sight
 * Secondary Attachment: Tactical Knife
 * Camouflage: Urban
 * Equipment: Semtex
 * Special Grenade: Stun
 * Perk 1: Marathon
 * Perk 2: Lightweight
 * Perk 3: Ninja

Spinal Tap

 * Primary: M16A4
 * Secondary: AA-12
 * Primary Attachment 1: Holographic Site
 * Primary Attachment 2: Silencer
 * Secondary Attachment 1: Red Dot Sight
 * Secondary Attachment 2: Grip
 * Camouflage: Urban
 * Equipment: Stun
 * Perk 1: Bling Pro
 * Perk 2: Stopping Power Pro
 * Perk 3: Steady Aim Pro