Shangri-La/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Shangri-La.

Starting a Match
"Ugh we have same objective again, I'm getting tired of this, you know you guys NEVER give the community what they want!"

- Upon spawning.

Zombie
"Cover your ears, shriek-bag!"

- After a Shrieker Zombie spawns

"No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"

- after getting a Spikemore kill.

"Ka-Boom!"

- after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.

"DIE! DIE!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies

"FREAKS!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Crap! My ears are bleeding!"

- After Shrieker Zombie spawns

"Baaa-Bloee! Nice."

- After getting an explosive kill

Perk-a-Cola
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Gah! My knee caps!"

- After being attacked by a crawler

"Where the hell were you when I went down?"

- After being revived

"I didn't say we could snuggle!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"Shit, when the hell is Treyarch gonna invent some goddamn shin-guards!"

- When attacked by a crawler

Utilities
"I'm flyin'!"

- After using the Geyser

"Alright zombies, it's time to meet your maker...well the first maker...not Richtofen."

- Said when receiving a high damage weapon from the mystery box.

Random
"Hey player, you got about 20 seconds before I show up in your living room and have a few words with you...or until I say another out of ammo line...get the picture yet!?"

- Said when ammo runs out

"Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."

- When entering the mudpit

"Winning!"

- When obtaining a "good gun" from the box, an obvious reference to Charlie Sheen.

"If I run outa ammo I'm kickin' your ass, player. Notice I didn't say shoot...cause I need FUCKIN' AMMO FOR THAT!"

- Said when out of ammo

"Oh fuck you! I've killed so many zombies, you'd think this crap outta be free now"

- When not having enough points for a weapon/door.

Starting a Match
"Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"I can use you for my train set"

- When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215

"Pieces be with you!"

- After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you)

"This party's really dead!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Enjoy Hell!"

- When killing a zombie.

"Is my vodka okay? Good, that would have been a problem."

- When hit by a zombie

Weapon
"Hey, look a new toy."

- When getting the Spikemore

"Hey, zombies! Get back!"

- After getting G11 from the Mystery Box

"Great, Nikolai can kill 50 zombies now!"

- After buying the Stakeout

No Ammo
"Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"

- After having no ammo

"Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"

- After having no ammo

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."

- After being revived

"Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."

- After being revived

"Ow, my shins!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

Utilities/Landmarks
Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!

"I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"

- After walking through mud maze After using Gyser

"Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"

- After moving through maze pit

"My ass! My perfect ass!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"Ow, My Balls!"

- After getting hit with the punji sticks

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

- When using the minecart

Perk-a-Cola
"Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Starting a Match
"We have arrived at the Ancient Temple that needs power turned on...highly suspect."

- After starting a match

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on...again."

- After starting a match

"Let me guess, we have to turn on the power...again!"

- After starting a match

Weapons
"Somebody wanna give Takeo a new mag?"

- Getting low on ammunition.

"Better then a pistol, at least."

- Getting a SMG.

"Fast rate of fire, great damage, highly accurate."

- Getitng a SMG.

"Ah, I have been blessed with the AK-74u."

- Buying the AK-74u

"The AK47u. A great weapon."

- Buying the AK-74u

"Buckshot of honor!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"Time to SPREAD the love!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"HEAVY!"

- Getting a LMG.

Zombie
"I am just getting warmed up!"

- When killing lots of zombie

"The line will be drawn HERE!"

- Killing lots of zombies

"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Eclipse Easter Egg
"Oh look, an eclipse!"

- After going to the past.

Utilites/Landmarks
"I have water in my dark place!"

- Using the Geyser

"I am flying! Like a bird! A Warrior Bird!"

- Using the Geyser

"If money is required, then money I shall find."

- After trying to buy a door without enough money

"Hmm it's no Lunar Lander, but it will suffice"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"When was the last time this was used?"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"FOR HOOONNOOOOOOR!"

- Using the Water Slide

"Whats that singing? Nikki that you?"

- Using the Minecart.

"Either the easter egg is easier this time, or we just turned on the power."

- Turning on the power

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Aww that hurts!"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

"That pains me! In my dark place"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

Perk-a-Cola
"I do not care about money. Just give me cola."

- After trying to buy a Perk-A-Cola without enough money

"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"More time!"

- After getting a Max Ammo

"DEVASTATION!"

- After getting a Nuke

Pack-a-Punch
"Tank seems to be waking up."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

Starting a Match
"This place has power? Neat-o!"

- After beginning a match

"We have arrived in an ancient, and it has no power. Weird combination."

- After beginning a match

"Power power power, where is the power?"

- Upon beginning a match

Zombie
"Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Gahaha! Glorious!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill

"I made you small, like Dempsey's brain!"

- After shrinking a zombie with the 31-79 JGb215

"What mutation causes a fire zombie?"

- Upon seeing a Napalm Zombie

"Mother? Is that you? I didn't do it!"

- Upon seeing a Shreiker Zombie

Weapon
"(Angry) BOX!...I hate you."

- After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points

"This is a rifle, not just a gun, I use it to kill, and it's so much fun!"

- After getting a sniper rifle

No Ammo
"I can't have fun with no ammo for my gun!...ah, a poet (very quietly), didn't know it."

- When out of ammo

Utilities/Landmarks
"(In a happy tone)Reminds me of my childhood. (In an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"

- After noticing the mine cart

"(Quietly)The voices.. (Slight Scream) Ahh the voices!"

- When using the Minecart

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."

- After noticing water fall by MP5K

"So very confusing."

- Upon entering the Mudpit

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa Wooooooooooo!"

- When using the Water Slide

"Weee! I feel so high!"

- When using the Geyser

"Oh spikey love!"

- After using the Punji Stakes

"It's so slippery, and wet, and fun! Just like you, Nikolai!"

- When using the Water Slide

"I was conceived in a Mine Cart. No, wait, it was a lab."

- Upon finding the Mine Cart

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"They can't kill the doctor!"

- After being revived

"Help me Nikolai"

- After being swarmed by zombies

Perks
"WHY! Why do you taste so BAD!?"

- After buying Quick Revive

"Now their heads will be mine!"

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"Juggernog! My favorite!"

- After buying Juggernog