User blog:Sgt. S.S./A true LOL story

Yes, I know it's off-topic, yes, and I'm sorry, but I had to tell you about this.

One of the most popular brands of chocolate bars here in Ireland and in England is Cadbury's Dairy Milk, famous for its slogan, "There's a glass and a half of milk in every bar".

However, the European Union has decided that "glass and a half" sounds too vague, and wants to replace it with a more metric-style slogan.

The proposed new slogan is... wait for it... "The equivalent of 426ml of fresh liquid milk in every 227g of milk chocolate".

Mmm, sounds tasty, doesn't it...