Frank Woods/Quotes

Call of Duty: Black Ops
"You see that Hind? We're gonna take it!"

- Woods to Mason in Payback.

"Here, take this. Stay on it. We'll find your Kravchenko. You make it out of there alive."

- Woods to Mason after giving him a flashlight in Victor Charlie.

"Your bird!"

- Woods, stating that Mason is in control of the Hind's flight.

"UV-32 rockets, 12mm nose cannon, these bastards are ready for World War Three."

- Woods, looking at the Hind's armament.

"Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!"

- Woods to Mason in SOG.

"Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance, POW rescue; You know, the usual shit."

- Woods, explaining to Mason how the Studies and Observation Group was created.

"Here, SPAS-12, it'll hold your incendiaries."

- Woods after giving Mason a SPAS-12 Dragon's Breath.

"Evil bastard's days are numbered!"

- Woods to Mason, telling him that Kravchenko will die.

"Keep your eyes on the dirt; I don't wanna get shot in the balls."

- Woods after giving Mason control of the Hind.

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME!"

- Woods to a Vietcong soldier, during the game of Russian Roulette.

"FUUUUCK!"

- Woods before pulling the trigger on himself, and finding out that the gun was empty.

"For Bowman!"

- Woods after Mason kills the Spetznaz Operative.

"Got you now, you son of a bitch."

- Before stabbing Kravchenko.

"Get him to the bunker! I'll cover you-GO!"

- Woods to Mason when he saves Hudson in SOG.

"Ах, чёртовы псы!" (Eh, Damn Dogs)"

- Woods to the Russians in Executive Order.

"Piece of shit's trying to escape!"

- Woods to the Russian who murdered Bowman.

"Mason what the hell is wrong with you"

- Woods to Mason after you accidentally shoot Woods.

"Carlos..."

- Woods to Carlos at the beginning of the meeting at the bar

"Get'em Mason!"

- Woods to Mason, as the Russian tries to escape

Call of Duty: Black Ops II
"Aside from the fact that I'm still alive, none of this surprises me. Technology got stronger, but we got weaker. We built computers, robots, whole unmanned armies, but no one ever asks: "What happens when the enemy steals the keys?" When the things they built to keep us safe are turned against us, that's when they figured it out: They'll always need men like us, those who are willing to do... what others cannot."

- Woods in the reveal trailer for Call of Duty: Black Ops II

"I need a drink. Dipshit, go get me soda. Get it from the nurses stash, none of that diet crap."

- Woods to Harper.

"Hudson. You scoped that son of a bitch yet?"

- Woods to Hudson in Time and Fate.

"I should have smoked him in 'Nam."

- Woods about Hudson in Suffer with Me.

"Do not enter. I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up y-."

- Woods unknowingly to Alex Mason.

"Mason... I shot you."

- Woods to Mason when the latter reveals himself.

"My ass. Where the fuck have you been for 30 years?"

- Woods to Mason.

"I'll introduce you to somebody. Al this is Dave, Dave this is your dad!"

- Woods introducing David to Alex Mason.

"Ahh, you're a couple of fucking broads, work this shit on your own. Need some smokes..."

- Woods annoyed by the Mason reunion.

"Nurse batshit, wheres my smokes?"

- Woods losing his smokes.

"Menendez, he... he wanted to know what the CIA had on him. So he tortured my men in front of me... thought I'd break. One by one. I watched my team die. Then he... dumped us in a tin can and locked the door... left me there for weeks. So yeah, the next time I saw Menendez, I lost my shit! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO?"

- Woods talking to David Mason.

"Odysseus? My ass. Raul, fucking Menendez. Asshole."

- After hearing the news report about Menendez

"You know me... I don't like anyone."

- In Old Wounds

"This is the Mujahideen, baby. They'll bury you up to your neck, peel back your eyelids, and leave you to fry in the desert!"

- Woods to Kravchenko during the latter's interrogation

"Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy."

- Referring to his wheelchair in the post-credits easter egg