User:Deathmanstratos/Quotes

These are quotes I've made or collected over um... a while ya.

"Oh I'm sorry, was that your spine?"

- Baird when he snaps a meat shields neck.

"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got a chance to tell him. He will be remembered."

- Grayson Hunt on losing Waggleton.

"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"

- Cole's "enlightened" speech.

"Yeah, go fuck yourself! You shit piles give chase and I will kill your dicks!"

- Trishka about the duo following her

"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick?"

- Grayson in responce

"I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that huh?"

- Grayson in responce, again

"Speaking of dick killing parties..."

- Ishi about the situation.

-Grayson Hunt, Trishka Novak, and Ishi on following Trishka.

"So do we raise the alert state from damp pants to urgent change of underwear?"

- Cole, after discovering the Lambent had returned

"Oh this is just wrong... I'm coughing up blood that ain't mine!"

- Baird after cutting his way out of the Riftworm with the rest of Delta Squad.

"Anyone else's bullshit detector just go off?"

- Baird on finding out they have to infiltrate the Hive.

"Ha ha! Locust roadkill baby! Ha ha! Squish, squish! Squash, squash! Ha ha!"

- Cole on running over Locust's with the Centaur.

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."

- Richtofen after noticing the water fall on Shangri-La.

"Wait, clear vision, hands not shaking, can hear thoughts and think... I'M SOBER!!!"

- Nikolia finding out he is sober.

"Holy Shitballs"

- Tank Dempsey about being trapped in the room.

"First one to make a joke about Juggs gets a slap in the face."

- Sarah Michelle Gellar after receiving Juggernog.

"General Shepard - Some idiotic general who puts a team to do all of this terrorist crap, shoots them all for no reason, and ends up getting AIDS from a knife in Soap's body, but since he already had down syndrome, he died an accelerated and very fast death."

- Definition of General Shepherd

"We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assa... Cod Wikians."

- Me, commenting on how Awesome the people of the wiki are.

"I see one, two, thr-- oh shit."

- When I see a large group of zombies.

"Wheres my Brains?"

- A crawling Zombie

""Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh.""

- John F. Kennedy

"WunderWaffle!!!"

- Me after getting a Wunderwaffe from the box

"THE AUG-S0ME? SWEET!!!"

- Me after uprading the AUG for the 1st time.

"Nuke-a-doodle-doo!"

- Richard Nixon after activating a Nuke.

"Alle Hagel der Führer!"

- Me after finding out how to say it.

"Shut up Ass maggets it's FUCKING Christmas!"

- Tank Dempsey

"Actually, it has become a bigger melee game since MW2. Commando is an ingame feature in Black Ops! Free! Knife the air for a kill! Go ahead and swing that Knife! Instant kill! What a thrill! Through spray of bullets into a man's abdomen! No you ain't hurt! Went through those bullets like the're thin air! Commando (perk) (MW2)! Commando(feature) (BO)! GET KNIFIN'!!!!!!!!"

- The Commando Song