User:Razgriez

Hi, welcome to my page...
Demonstrating absurdity by being absurd!

PSN:
Shiroi_Wolf

SitRep
Best Round, K/D in MW2: 43 and 2, on Afghan, during a Ground War Domination Match, had the luck to have 2 Pave Low's from an Emergency AirDrop, as well as my 3rd killstreak bonus being another Pavelow, then sat back at Objective point A, and watched the Fire works. Oh the poor, poor little newbies who were probably sent insane from that. Basically imagine this.

First Pavelow, completes entire flight, followed by the alert of another Friendly/enemy pavelow incomming,

2nd Pavelow, completes about 80% of flight, Enemy team cheers, only to see....

"Shiroiwolf: called in a Pavelow"

So their options were the following, hide inside the cave, and lose as we dominate them, or...

Run for Objective C or A, and get shot to pieces, before they can cap it.

Yep.. they tried running for C. I ALMOST felt sorry for them... except I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breath.



Things I hate

 * "NOOB GUN!" Edits
 * Stupid teenage idiots who think their being funny with idiotic vandal edits
 * Stupid Teenagers in General
 * !2 year olds who say things like "i'm Sexy" or "F*** you" to someone who's nearly twice their age, while playing an M rated games
 * 12 year olds who say the above, in general conversation, when I walk into my local hobby store.
 * The parents who let kids play M rated games
 * Noobs who write the "Noob Gun!" Edits
 * Twilight Series (Damn you foul hell spawn for turning every girl who's single into Vampire lover! I want the Murderous evil Dracula's, and Complete Bad Ass style of Alucard's (Like Alucard from the Hellsing anime) back!)
 * People in general (Razgriez Industries, is an Equal Opportunity Hater/Oppressor).
 * People who spam the voice chat, or my PSN inbox with "You're mom" stupidity.
 * PEOPLE WHO SCREAM INTO THEIR MICS!"
 * peoplewhoyoucan'tunderstandastheymakerandomsoundsintheirmics
 * Wanna-be Gangstas
 * The many drug related Titles and Emblems of MW2
 * IW sticking it's logo in every single nook and cranny, in the game.
 * People who don't understand satire &gt;_&gt;

Quotes
"Hello, My Name is: Shiroi_Wolf; Called in, Tactical nuke"- MW2 Callsign message.

"OMG! I just Nuked Jesus! 0_o" - me, arriving to a rather sudden realization of where I'm probably heading to after I die, after calling the Tactical Nuke on the Favela Map. Woops &lt;_&lt;;;



The 9 levels of Call of Duty Game/Wiki Hell
1: Perpetual Noobs: The ones who forever acted like they know how the game should be played, when they didn't, and never bettered their skills comprise of this layer, forever doomed to be kicked from clans, or watch an eternal Search for a lobby to join

2.The Sex Jokers: This level is comprised of the idiots in life who made "Your Mom" insults/jokes, and those who edited in pornography on the Wiki. They are doomed, to suffer eternal listening of horrible "Your Mom" 1 liners, or to suffer their worse sexual nightmares.

3.The Altaholics: Those who deceived the Admins, or created new accounts to cause chaos on the wiki, are doomed to never get beyond one vandalism edit, before their IP is locked.

4. The RMTs/The Ebay-Accounts: The ones who did RMT trading, to get a 10th prestige and all rewards unlocked are doomed to this level. The RMTs themselves, are forever doomed to have the accounts banned before they can sell them. The Ebay account buyers, are doomed to be tricked, and watch the money they work for get stolen in return for nothing

5. The "Nerf ragers": The ones who called for constant weapons/perks/killstreaks to be nerfed, are forced to play their favorite class, and be in horror as they find their favorite things have been nerfed to absolutely uselessness

6. The City of Clan: A pristine Stone city, where those who were consumed in life by Clan Drama and politics, are doomed to forever suffer through it all again

7: The Pest (Spawn Campers and Elitest): Spawn campers are forever doomed to suffer being spawn camped themselves, and killed with in 2 seconds of respawning. The Elitest who bragged constantly about being 10th Prestige are doomed to forever trying to reach Level 70, and attempt to Prestige, only to Click yes for prestige, and instead see them return to a level 1, 0 prestige newbie.

8.The Maleclaustrum: (Drama Queens/Attention Seekers, Mic Shouters/random noises, Glitchers): The ones who always seeked attention, are doomed to suffer the pain they caused. The Drama Queens, and Attention Seekers, are crucified amongst the bleak landscape the Maleclaustrum, their Eyes, pinned open by Throwing knives, their mouths sewn shut, to watch eternity pass by in silence. The mic shouters are chained to chairs made of Rusty blades, while a demon shouts gibberish into their ears. The Glitchers are doomed to be killed by someone using the same glitch, or via Auto-kill areas, as they slip below the level floor into a fiery pit of lava

9. The Lamentation: (Vandals, Noob gun editers,, Nuke Boosters, Lawsuit fools, and Cheaters)

The Wiki vandals, are doomed as they are suffer their assigned fate as they committed in life, If they made "Noob gun" edits, they are killed by any and all weapons they believe are "Nooby" Over, and Over again, They have the same vandalism they typed cut into them by a multitude of blades.

Cheaters watch, as their hacks are disabled, and are repeatedly hit over the head with a Ban Hammer

Nuke Boosters watch, as they get 1 kill away from earning the tactical nuke, before they are killed by an enemies tactical nuke.

The Lawsuit fools, who complained about Server downtime, and then threatened to Sue the game developers, annoying their fellow forum members, instead of just trading in the game, are forced to watch 1000 year patch download, for every 10 seconds of gameplay

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