User:Vulpes Twigy

"Ellis: Holy SHIT, guys, KIDDIE LAND! Coach: I swear, doesn't it sometimes feel like we're babysitting? Rochelle: Well, he is making the best of a bad situation. Nick: He's like a five-year-old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swearword in the English language. Rochelle: I wish I could be that happy... Oh, to hell with it! WHOOO, KIDDIE LAND!"

- The Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors "I have personally killed 6,578 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,336 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America."

- Soldier "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

- Sniper

"I'm runnin' circles around ya!"

- Scout "Zat, vas doctor-assisted homicide!"

- Medic "Some people think they can outsmart me. ... maybe, maybe...I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

- Heavy

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer; that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems."

- Engineer "Kabooooommm!"

- Demoman "Zis Spy has already breached our defenses. You've seen what he has done to our colleagues! And worst of all: he could be any one of us!"

- Spy "What, am I supposed to fight bare-handed? Should I take my shirt of too?"

- Robert Englund

"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."

- Tank Dempsey "The radio station your parents, the PTA, and the FBI don't wantcha to hear...JET SET RADIOOO!"

- DJ Proffessor K http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt101/Twigy_tag1/derpy-hooves1.png Too lazy to work on page. Here is Derpy.