User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/My epic fail/@comment-1375723-20100224231139

Let's see, my biggest fail would have been my 13th birthday. I was in my room watching tv, and my two older brothers come in saying they want to show me something. I'm already suspicious (I'm thinking a spider; arachnophobia's a bitch), and they end up pulling me downstairs with one holding me and the other covering my eyes. I'm freaking out and fighting to get free, all the while screaming 'let me go.' Anyhow, we make it to the kitchen when they finally get their hands off me. I open my eyes and there's my cake lit up in candles. Scared of my own birthday cake. As Red Forman would say, "DUMBASS!'