User blog comment:JoePlay/Holiday Gift Guide/@comment-3350690-20111026155532

The Capture Card.

Me and my friends have been wanting to make a channel on youtube of us playing zombies, and me in particular (for you see, I am awesome). I would be able to spread my persona across the globe by an efficient and entertaining means, while simultaneously gathering power and influence among major gaming communities and businesses until I can influence the development of video games directly, shaping them in my own image. Then FINALLY we can get the full Call of Duty: Zombies video game we've been begging for!