User:Conqueror of all Zombies/Quotes

Start of game

 * "No power? Oh well."


 * "God damn this shit!"


 * "Does it really matter? They just die anyway?"


 * "Who the hell turned off the power!?"

Buying Weapons

 * "Too heavy. I'll have to shoot some Zombies to lighten the load." - Buying the M14


 * "Small, and a high rate of fire? Why'd I buy this!?" -Buying the PM63


 * "SMG sized assault rifle? 34 baby!" -Buying the AK74u. "34" is a joke betweem me and my friends


 * "What's with all the submachine guns?" -Buying the MP5k

Mystery Box

 * "Thundergun, Thundergun, Thundergun!"


 * "A magic box that supplies weapons? I want one at my house!"


 * "Hurry the fuck up!" -When surrounded by Zombies


 * "Oh well. I still have my fists." -When getting a bad gun (pistols or the Famas

Pack-a-Punch

 * "I can wait all day for this power."


 * "Hey! It's named after me!"


 * "Almost as badass as me!"


 * "Superpowered LMG? OORAH!" -When PaPing a LMG

Perks

 * "Now even more powerful!" -When buying Juggernog


 * "Now I can heal you idiots faster!" -When buying Quick Revive


 * "Quicker reloads, faster death to the meatbags!" -When buying Speed Cola


 * "Burns through ammo like a bitch." -When buying Double Tap Rootbeer

Reviving/Being downed

 * "Idiot." -Reviving someone


 * "Get off your ass!" -Reviving someone


 * "Thanks." -After being revived


 * "Fuck me! Just let me die!" -After going down 18 times in one match.

Killing Zombies

 * "Three!" -After getting three headshots in a row (Three is another joke with my friends)


 * "FOUR!" -After killing a horde of Zombies (Another joke)


 * "He fights like he's from Meridian!" -After killing a Zombie that has just hit me (a reference to a city near mine that are rivals with my school)