User:Slowrider7

ve"The farther away success is, the sweeter it gets."

-Some dude.

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

-General Douglas MacArthur.

My name is Tristan, or TJ. You can call me either, or you can call me both. You can also call me Slowrider7, because that is my xbox live Gamertag. I live in Houston Texas, but I used to live in Oregon and Michigan. I love Call of Duty, it is the only series that makes me come back for more every time.
 * I am the best at CoD4. Going positive every game, 100% garunteed.


 * Unlike most people, I dont like to say any traits that I have. I let other people decide them.
 * I love Internet Memes, I think they are funny and lighten up any pop culture scandals.
 * I love Tigers and Platypi, they are my two favorite animals.
 * Im white. I listen to rap. Who cares?
 * I use A*S*T*E*R*I*S*K*S when I swear sometimes. Seriously. F**king c**k bulls**t.

So, that is basically everything I can say without going TL;DR. If you wanna know me or ask another question, either add me on xbox live or shoot me a message on my talk page.

One more thing, I also like researching guns (Sounds like every other CoD fan, right?) but Im not a gun encyclopedia or anything. Dont ask about barrel length & shit, cause I dont know it. I mostly know rounds/gauges, makers, and trivia junk.

Video of the now.
Whatever video/song I am currently hooked on. (Might last from two days to five weeks. Idk.)

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My Goals on the Wiki.

 * Welcome every new/unregistered user I see.
 * Become UoTM. *Coughcough*
 * Become an Admin.
 * Not really a goal, but Id like to be a 'Crat.
 * Have 2000 edits before I quit.
 * Join a CoD Wiki clan. (Hint hint guys.)
 * Never get banned. (Obviously.)
 * Get some Arab Money. (1000 Paybacks on MW2)
 * Be a member before the Call of Duty series ends.
 * Have 100 userboxes.

Favorites of Call of Duty 4

 * Weapon: M1911
 * Perk: Extreme Conditioning


 * Grenade: Smoke
 * SP Level: Charlie Dont Surf
 * Character: Kamarov
 * MP Skin: American Shotgunner OR Opfor SMG

Favorites of World at War

 * Weapon: STG-44
 * Perk: Stopping Power


 * Grenade: "Sticky" N74


 * SP Level: Black Cats
 * Character: Reznov


 * MP Skin: Wermchat SMG.

Favorites of Modern Warfare 2

 * Weapon: SPAS-12
 * Perk: Ninja PRO
 * Grenade: Semtex
 * SP Level: Cliffhanger
 * Special Ops level: Acceptable Losses
 * Character: Cpl. Dunn
 * Killstreak: Stealth Bomber or Counter UAV

Friends on the Wiki
II Superlative - Probably my best friend on the Wiki. We get along, and basically play the same style online.

Peter Griffen Boy - He is very understanding and truthful.

Imrlybord7 - Do I really need a reason?

Pimp Mah Gawn.
These guns might be real, or not. Ill post the names in the pictures. (I name most myself.)