"Five"/Quotes

Kennedy
"We'll be judge more by what we do here than anywhere else."

- At the beginning.

"No ammo, pass the buck!"

- When out of ammo.

"But I want it!"

- When he tries to buy a weapon he doesn't have enough money for.

"Pain is temporary, pride is for ever!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

- Upon Getting a kill.

"Just like the Solomon isles."

- Upon getting a kill; Kennedy served in the navy during WWII.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

- Upon getting a kill; from Kennedy's speech in West Berlin, meaning "I am a citizen of Berlin".

"Forgive one's enemy, but Never! Ever! Forget their name!"

- Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I like this, a lot."

- Upon buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

- Upon Buying an MPL off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk at the Oval office."

- Upon buying an MPL off the wall.

"Time to make some Z chowder."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"This is my sword, my Excalibur."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

- Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"I've been in the navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy."

- Upon buying Quick revive.

"M to the A to the D!"

- Upon getting a nuke.

"And that is how you press the button!"

- Upon getting a nuke.

"Double the pleasure, double the pain."

- Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Can you dig it?"

- Upon getting a Insta-kill power-up. This may be a reference to the cult classic film "The Warriors", as the phrase is first used in the film.

"I'm an idealist, with a sniper rifle."

- When buying an M14.

"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh."

- When Castro is downed.

"I know there is a devil, for I see a storm coming, and his hand is in it!"

- After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Need more beans for the chowder!"

- When out of ammo.

"Ah! The Smell! I think I just thew up in my mouth a little."

- Upon killing a Gas Zombie

Nixon
"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"

- When being attacked by zombies

"I guess this means I have to help..."

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"Never learn how to accept defeat. *That's* how you develop courage."

- After a near-death experience.

"Damn you hippies, I'm out of ammo!"

- When out of ammo.

"Nixon's back!"

- Upon being revived

"Give me a rifle so I can kill all the hippies I see!"

- Sometimes said when buying an M14.

"Nixon's Back!"

- Said upon being revived, reference to TV show Futurama.

"Aroo!"

- Sometimes said when attacked by zombies, also a reference to TV show Futurama.

"Now come on your making a mess."

- Sometimes said when getting a head shot

Castro
"Bullets, Bullets, My republic for some Bullets!"

- When out of ammo. This is an obvious reference to William Shakespeare's play "Richard III".

"You Dare Overprice This?!?!"

- Not having enough points for a weapon.

"There can be no revolution without ammunition!"

- When out of ammo.

"No ammo? Time for a cigar break then!"

- When out of ammo.

"I'm out! Knife work it is then!"

- When out of ammo.

"No more ammo? Fine, I will crush them with my fists!"

- When out of ammo.

"Viva la Revolution"

- During the cutscene. (Spanish for "long live the revolution")

"Like the revolution I will never die!"

- When being revived.

"This weapon suits my disposition"

- Upon buying the M14 off the wall.

McNamara
"SMG, recommend use, short bursts for maximum elicitation of death."

- After buying an SMG.

"Damn, my math was wrong!"

- When attempting to open a door without requisite money

"Insufficient funds..."

- When attempting to use the Mystery Box without requisite money.

"No money? Time to re-examine the budget!"

- When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money.

"Two times zero is still zero!"

- When a double points is obtained and the player has no ammo.

"They didn't call me the wiz kid for nothing."

- After killing multiple zombies

"Guess I shouldn't have made those budget cuts."

- When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money