Ascension/Quotes

Dempsey
"Nothing left in my guns."

- When out of ammo.

"Well, this will do the trick."

- After buying a sickle.

"An SMG... now I just need one for my other hand!"

- After getting the Spectre from the Mystery Box.

"(Demented Laughing)"

- After taking your Upgraded Ray Gun from the Pack-A-Punch machine

"Who's this guy?"

- After Nikolai's Matryoshka Doll talks to him (possibly because he completely ignores nikolai)

"It's raining body parts, Richtofen will be so happy!"

- After blowing off a limb.

"Is this a doll or an action figure?"

- After a Matryoshka Doll talks to him

"This just turned the fun knob up to 11!"

- After taking your Upgraded Ray Gun from the Pack-A-Punch machine

"Back up Buttercup"

--After being hit by a Space Monkey

Nikolai
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"My sister used to make these, shes's bitch"

- Nikoli after finding a Matryoshka Doll.

"So, Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey! Look what they made!"

- Randomly at the start of a Monkey Round.

"They're all dead, good time for drink."

- After the nuke explosion.

"Your eyes are empty, Takeo."

- When his Matryoshka doll is talked to by Takeo.

"I hate you Richtofen."

- When his matryoshka doll is talked to by Richtofen.

"Feel the wrath of the Motherland!"

- After killing a zombie.

"HEY! You didn't get me a drink!"

- After activating all 5 nodes.

"That was so much work. I'm beginning to hate you now!"

- After turning on 4 nodes for the Kassimir Mechanism.

Takeo
"A taste that reminds me of home."

- After buying Quick Revive.

"One becomes two becomes three becomes...... Death!"

- When talking to a matryoshka doll.

"How many surprises do you hide little one?"

- When talking to a matryoshka doll.

"For the emperor!"

- When his Matryoshka Doll is talked to.

Richtofen
"Ach, don't breath on me!"

- When his Matryoshka doll talks to Nikolai Belinski.

"Ha ha ha! Stop tickling me!"

- When talking to his own Matryoshka doll.

"Oh hi Takeo!"

- When his Matryoshka doll talks to Takeo Masaki.

"Big Dempsey you're SOOO BIIIG!"

- When his Matryoshka doll talks to Tank Dempsey.

"Maybe we should help this... thing."

- When the generator is sucked into the Gersch Device.

"This Kassimir Mechanism sounds intriguing!"

- When node one of the Kassimir Mechanism is completed.

"Ahhhh, this is just too much fun!"

- When node two of the Kassimir Mechanism is completed

"You've already have this much power and you've vant more?!? ... I like the way you think."

- Upon using the Gersch Device near the Kassimir Mechanism when all the nodes are active. The Russian scientist will say that there is still not enough power on which Richtofen would comment.

"At least it isn't throwing shit."

- After being attacked by a Space Monkey.

"MY FOOT!"

- After a Space Monkey hits his foot.

"Oh ze little demons go boom!"

- Upon getting a nuke.

""Now you could fit into a gumball machine... and I could have a piece of you for a quarter. WHO HAS A QUARTER!? Dempsey???"

- -After blowing up a zombie.

"I'm not dead!"

- After being revived (could be a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail).