User:Ice Water Fearlessly Trained Walruses

IW FTW is a user, appearing on the Call of Duty Wiki.

Bio
I am IW FTW, and I am a user on this wiki. It took me a long time to come up with my name, around 10 seconds. FLAT. I like to do stuff, like playing video games. I'm also in a band. And I'm an Infinity Ward fanboy. This user keeps getting better and better :D.

Games I Play
I'll make a list, just to make the page bigger :D. Games are in no particular order, except for thought.

Wii- The Legend of Zelda (all games except Twilight Princess [and I own TP, I just dont like it]), Call of Duty Modern Warfare Reflex Edition, Call of Duty World At War, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Bros. (lots of them, dont feel like listing)

Xbox 360- Call of Duty World At War, Call of Duty 4, Homefront, Mass Effect 2, Counter Strike (I play the Xbox 1 version), Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty Black Ops, Battlefield 1943, Battlefield Bad Company 2, Portal 2

PC- Counter Strike Source, Team Fortress 2, Battlefield Heroes, Portal

Stuff Nobody Cares About
Creative name for the "Trivia" section, right? RIGHT.
 * This user calls Modern Warfare 2 "Modern Sasquash S**t 2" a la Cr1TiKaL, even though he loves the game.
 * This user also calls people who use ghille suits "Wookies", also a la Cr1TiKaL, because people who use the Recon kit in Battlefield Bad Company 2 kit get ghille suits, and they look like Wookies.
 * This user is a brony. Would have never guessed, right?
 * This user obsesses with the Awesome Smiley Face.
 * This user only uses Heavy in TF2, and only plays as SEAL Team 6 on Counter-Terrorists and Elite Crew on Terrorists in Counter Strike Source.
 * This user probably can't do medium range sniping (not 1337 Qu1cK5K0p3z) after playing Battlefield Bad Company 2. The sniping in that game is just awesome, though. You aim ABOVE your enemy's head at medium to extreme range, and get a headshot PLUS a 50+ point Marksman Bonus. EXTREMELY satisfying and fun, IMO.
 * This user's favorite team in MW2 is the Navy SEALS, despite them having the worst camo in the game, for their spawn theme alone. It's THAT hardcore.
 * This user HATES playing as SOG in Black Ops (don't get me started with that excuse for entertainment) simply for the Bowman announcer. In fact, I liked the Russian that killed him more than Bowman. NO RACIST.
 * On the topic of Bowman, the first time this user played Payback, he didn't kill the Russian in the tunnels. Woods killed him.
 * This user can't stay in Third Person when typing my own profile page.
 * This user listens to Jhonathan Coultan's "Want You Gone" (the song at the end of Portal 2) for hours on end.
 * This user can't look at chicken wings, cupcakes, Pinkie Pie, or Rainbow Dash the same way again after reading "Cupcakes". IW's LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER read "Cupcakes". It's terrible, in both quality and imagery.
 * This user has resolved the horror that is "Cupcakes" and all things related to "Cupcakes". How? Reading another gridmark fan fic and its alternate ending. The ending was just TOO happy. :D
 * This user owns Call of Duty World at War THREE TIMES (Wii, Xbox, and PC), Call of Duty 4 TWO TIMES (Wii, Xbox), and both Portals, along with TF2, and Counter Strike TWICE (Xbox and PC).
 * This user never prestiges. It's a waste. I've been sitting on 0th prestige in BO for 8 months.
 * This user got deranked by a 1337 h4xX0r in Call of Duty 4. What a shame. I have, like, -2 MILLION XP. I need a 10th lobby just to get to level FIVE. Tis a pity :*(.
 * This user's favorite mission in any video game evar is The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday. In fact, he plays this mission, along with Just Like Old Times for fun whenever he's bored and wants some CoD.
 * This user's first CoD was World At War for Wii.
 * This user lacks the knowledge to make the above table black. It would make it 20% cooler if it were black. Someone help me. Please?
 * This user would like to thank you for reading THIS FAR into his page. I mean seriously. Thanks.

Quotes From Chat
"KICK HIM FROM LIFE LAWL" -Lucas88bam on a certain troll (I forgot who lol)

CeliB15:"CAN I BE AN ADMIN?" Jar teh Marksman: "No" CeliB15:"WHY NOT?" Jar teh Marksman:"You've only been here for 5 minutes." -Jar teh Marksman denying a Degrassian adminship.

"there's a user on Degrassi chat called 'I don't like Degrassi' lol" -IW FTW on a troll on the Degrassi chat (yeah I put my own quote on my quote section. DEAL WITH IT. :D)