Der Riese/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the Nazi Zombies map Der Riese.

Tank Dempsey

 * "Let's get this done..."

- Unknown, possibly when starting a game


 * "Bring it, freak bags!"

- Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies


 * "That was SWEET!"

- After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up


 * "Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"

- Starting a game


 * "They're swarming! Look out!"

- Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies


 * "Eat it, gut bags!"

- Knifing a zombie


 * "This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"

- Random, probably when killing many zombies


 * "OWNED!"

- After stabbing a zombie, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range


 * "Everything burns!"

- After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker)


 * "Time to gut these brainbags!"

- After getting the Bowie Knife


 * "Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"

- After getting a shotgun


 * "K.I.A., Maggot sack!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Can't touch this!"

- After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)


 * "JUUUIIICE!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Much appreciated!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Line 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Rack 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Gotta round up some rounds..."

- After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon


 * "Suck it!"

- Randomly while killing zombies


 * "Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"

- Getting a headshot


 * "Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"

- Getting a headshot


 * "I told you I'm not on the menu!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him


 * "Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Oorah! (Demonic tone)"

- After getting the Carpenter pick-up


 * "Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"

- Getting a knife streak


 * "Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"

- After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup


 * "Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."

- When walking up to the pack a punch machine


 * "*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."

- Randomly


 * "Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"

- After approaching a teleporter ("Die" is pronounced as "Dye")


 * "This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine


 * "Where's that mainframe again?"

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "I don't think it was using that anyway."

- After getting a headshot


 * "Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Time to shock some meatbag ass!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.


 * "Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"

- After Headshotting from long range


 * "I must have slipped. Oorah."

- after being revived


 * "Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"

- Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb


 * "Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"

- after getting a kill streak


 * "I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"

- after getting a knife streak


 * "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."

- When approaching a teleporter


 * "Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."

- After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind


 * "Couldn't live without me, huh?"

- After being revived


 * "Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"

- After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind


 * "I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!"

- After being surrounded by zombies


 * "Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"

- After Richtofen is downed


 * "Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"

- Randomly


 * "Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]."

- After getting Juggernaut


 * "Awesome! Bzzzzt!"

- After witnessing multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe


 * "Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"

- After getting the Ray Gun


 * "Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"

- After getting the M2 Flamethrower


 * "Smells like Zom-B-Q!"

- After lighting a group of zombies on fire


 * "*Crazed Laughter*"

- After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box


 * "Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun."

- After buying a shotgun


 * "This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"

- Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "You won't be laughing when I get through with you!"

- After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box


 * "Go eat someone else!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer


 * "Oorah, devil man!"

- After getting the Carpenter pick-up


 * "When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"

- Before a hellhound round starts


 * "Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "You meatheads too stupid to quit?"

- Random, after killing a zombie


 * "It's raining lead on you, pussbag!"

- After killing a zombie with an MG


 * "Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"

- Before a hellhound round starts


 * "Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut."

- After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed


 * "Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"

- At the beginning of a Hellhound round


 * "Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"

- After killing a crawler


 * "Oorah, Monkey bones!"

- After seeing a Monkey Bomb explode


 * "See that little guy light 'em up!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"

- Randomly while killing multiple zombies


 * "Time to slice and dice!"

- After buying the Bowie Knife

"Slice and Dice baby!"

  - After killing zombies with the Bowie Knife

Nikolai Belinski

 * "I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on."

- At the beginning of the game


 * "Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."

- After using a teleporter


 * "Zombies! We gotta move!"

- Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies


 * "Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!"

- After watching a Monkey Bomb explode


 * "Die, Hell-pig!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."

- After teleporting


 * "Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."

- Random, after killing zombies


 * "Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

- After getting a teddy bear


 * "Use it well Tank. Use it well."

- After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Only man and wife should be so close!"

- After killing a zombie that has hit him


 * "Perhaps you are of use."

- After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey


 * "Zombies! We gotta to move!"

- Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies


 * "Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."

- After dismembering a zombie's arm


 * "FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"

- Randomly


 * "This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know"

- After getting an automatic weapon


 * "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

- After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)


 * "In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."

- After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up


 * "Someone is not sharing their ammo..."

- After running out of ammo


 * "Is that a new pet, American?"

- When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?"

- Approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."

- After getting the Carpenter pickup


 * "Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"

- Approaching un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine


 * "The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."

- At the start of a hellround


 * "Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."

- When getting a shotgun


 * "Ha Ha, You just got fucked by a monkey!!"

- After Throwing a successful monkey bomb


 * "Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted."

- After getting Juggernaut


 * "Now we're BOTH legless!"

- After blowing a zombie's legs off.


 * "Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."

- After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to get perks/weapons/link teleporters, etc)


 * "In Russia, I was carpenter, you know."

- After getting the Carpenter pick up


 * "Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much."

- After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41


 * "Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much fucking running."

- After activating a teleporter.


 * "I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!"

- After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding


 * "If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work."

- After linking a teleporter to the mainframe


 * "You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even fucking D.O.C. is killing them!"

- Said randomly


 * "How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"

- After witnessing Tank getting a "good" gun


 * "Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!"

- After teleporting


 * "Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!"

- After drinking Speed Cola


 * "Even I can hit something with this!"

- After getting the FG-42


 * "You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."

- After witnessing Tank running through a group of zombies


 * "I will share these points...with Satan!"

- After getting a Double-Points pick up


 * "Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!"

- After getting a Double-Points pick up


 * "Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

- After running low on ammunition


 * "Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!"

- After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding


 * "Did someone make joke?"

- After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear


 * "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

- After trying to buy something without enough points

Takeo Masaki

 * "This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"

- Planting Bouncing Betties


 * "You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"

- Said when Nikolai gets downed


 * "My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty"

- Said when out of ammo


 * "Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two."

- Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "The spirits are toying with us."

- At the start of a Hellround.


 * "My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"

- After being revived


 * "The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"

- After killing a group of zombies


 * "Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."

- After killing a zombie with an SMG


 * "Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."

- After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box


 * "Ah, the little warrior."

- After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box


 * "One less appendage..."

- After gibbing a zombie


 * "I require more money."

- After trying to buy something without enough points.


 * "Don't drop limb, drop power up..."

- After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping


 * "Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai."

- After getting a Monkey Bomb

Dr. Richtofen

 * "No ammo? NOOOOOO!"

- When out of ammo.


 * "You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!"

- After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


 * "Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!"

- After upgrading a weapon.


 * "So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!"

- After gibbing a zombie or group of zombies


 * "A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."

- In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous


 * "There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."

- At the beginning of the game.


 * "Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!"

- While approaching a unactivated teleporter. (Said altogether, incredibly fast)


 * "Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"

- After gibbing a zombie


 * "You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "I require more money!"

- After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.


 * "There is NOTHING left!"

- After running out of ammo


 * "Who's your daddy?"

- After killing a zombie.(More than likely a reference about him helping create the zombies.)


 * "Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "Rest in peace, my little undead friend."

- After killing a zombie


 * "Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"

- When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition


 * "Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"

- After Nikolai comments on the zombies.


 * "Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb.


 * "You will not feed!"

- Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot


 * "Zombie was rude to ze doctor. Zombie paid the price."

- After killing a zombie


 * "I need bullets to continue my work!"

- After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding


 * "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Maybe you move it because... you like me?"

- After getting a teddy bear in the box


 * "I am useless!"

- After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding


 * "Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"

- After Nikolai gets a kill


 * "Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"

- After finding a teleporter


 * "The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "We need to link it to the mainframe, I mean this is so confusing!"

- After activating a teleporter for the first time


 * "I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"

- After purchasing a Bowie Knife


 * "I love to bathe naked...in your blood!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Ed wants your head!."

- After getting a headshot. Note: This quote hints to Richtofen being Edward.


 * "Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"

- After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode


 * "If only Maxis were here to see this."

- Upon activation of a teleporter


 * "No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers."

- After seeing the Monkey bomb explode


 * "Yes Child, Take your medicine."

- After Killing a Zombie with a headshot


 * "Fluffy? Is that you?"

- Heard at beginning of Hellhound round.


 * "Oh, it feels so good in my hands..."

- After getting .357 Magnum from the Mystery Box


 * "Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!"

- After using the Monkey Bomb for the first time


 * "This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!"

- When getting swarmed by zombies


 * "Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!"

- After witnessing Tank getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "So much lead, for ze dead! Oh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!"

- After getting an MG


 * "Excuse me, do you have ze time? AHAHAHAHAHA!"

- Directed to a zombie he just killed

Monkey Bomb

 * "Bye, bye, Zombies!"

- Before exploding


 * "Get ready for a surprise!"

- Before exploding


 * "Is this the end?"

- Before exploding


 * "Let's play again!"

- Before exploding


 * "I'm coming Sam!"

- Before exploding


 * "You're not Sam..."

- While being primed


 * "Hello friend."

- While being primed


 * "Ow! Ooh! Ow!"

- After being thrown in the furnace

Shared Quotes
Nikolai: "This looks powerful..."

Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?"

— After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb

Demonic Announcer

 * "Ka-Boom!"

- After getting nuke power-up.


 * "Max Ammo!"

- After getting Max Ammo power-up


 * "Insta-Kill!"

- After getting Insta-Kill


 * "Double Points!"

- After getting Double Points.


 * "Carpenter!"

- After getting Carpenter power-up


 * "Bye Bye!"

- After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box


 * "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

- When Hellhounds appear (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)


 * "[Demonic Laughter]"

- When the Teddy Bear appears

Samantha

 * "Uh Oh."

- When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting


 * "Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!"

- When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups


 * "I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!"

- After activating the Fly Trap


 * "Oh, you found one..."

- After finding the first item of the Fly Trap


 * "Wow, you found another one."

- After finding the another item of the Fly Trap


 * "You win... GAME OVER!"

- After finding all the items of the Fly Trap


 * "Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!."

- After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg (See Der Riese)