User blog comment:Ja129/What's up people?/@comment-3319724-20111202045248

This is a horrible place filled with the meanest, most violent group of bloodthirsty criminals. No one will ever like you. A new user? WE EAT NEW USERS. We have a way to find where you live, and we WILL roast you over an open fire. You'll be my friend all right, when your chopped up inside my stomach being digested and broken down even more.

On a more serious and non joking note:

Welcome to the wiki. We all look forward to having you here. Abide by the policies bla bla bla and have a fun time. :)

I'm still going to eat you.