User:Qw3rty!/100+ Reasons why I hate BO2

Inspired by Smuffs page, i decided to make my own.

After playing the first Black Ops, i nearly lost my hope in the series, "Never again", i told myself after enduring hours of playing Treyarch shit pile of an excuse they so happily named Call of Duty: Black Ops. I nearly lost my faith in the series, MW3 happened to restore it, and i decided to give BO2 a chance, i was excited for the Campaign, but i had low expectations to what the MP was going to be like.

The feeling of absolute anger cant describe how much this game bothers me. The low expectations i had for this game were not even nearly met in this heaping pile of super shit Treyarch happily named Black Ops II. The only suitable part of this game is the Campaign, Zombies has been zombified into this literally decaying game mode that was once crowned the Prestigious title Nazi Zombies. Multiplayer has dug the darkest pit from both Treyarch and the COD Community that has shattered by hopes of this series ever regaining fun.

Reasons

 * 1) The MP7. One of the most over used guns in Modern Warfare 3, and Treyarch has managed to boost up the performance of this horrible OP weapon to Apotheosis.MP7_Menu_Icon_BOII.png
 * 2) UAV spam. Despite all of the awful ideas Treyarch have ever come up with, making Ghost the lastly unlocked item in multiplayer guarantees any nit wit with luck and a SMG can get a UAV then totally ass fuck the remnants of what once was my team.
 * 3) The Skorpian EVO III. The futuristic version of the Pissy noob sprayer from Treyarch first game. People running with Rapid Fire turn any enemy they encounter into bloody swiss cheese, before most of my Assault Rifles even have a chance to register a bullet that wont hit.
 * 4) PDW57. Treyarch nerfs this gun, doesnt do anything, makes it more community appealing. Good job!
 * 5) MSMC. Another super SMG. Out classing most of my weapons in terms of damage, recoil and range, this gun will murder me 85% of the time.
 * 6) SMG sniping. Never in a Call of Duty game that i have played have i ever been out classed at long range by an SMG while i am sniping them. This. Should. Never. Happen!
 * 7) Lag Compensation. Why of FUCKING WHY. Treyarch have gone to hell and back to fucking do their best to make this already horrible game worse. Half of my bullets never register and i can get killed .7 second back in time. FUN FUCKING TIMES.
 * 8) Utterly the shittiest maps since fucking ever. SMGs are made for almost every fucking map, why? No one knows but the shit wits are Treyarch :D!!!!!111!!!!111!!11!11!
 * 9) Hijacked. The worst fucking dare even called map in Call of Duty History. The worst spawns of a single map. There is no reason this map should be the way it is with every fuckhead with a CQB SMG run and demolish as much as they do.
 * 10) Pistol Damage. The fact that my Assault Rifle can be out matched at anything but long range by a Pistol is bullcrap.
 * 11) DSR50 Damage. Okay i get it, 1 hit 1 kill to the torso, but the fucking arms? Really? And it fucking fires super quick, so even if they miss, you are utterly fucked.
 * 12) R870 MCS Rate of Fire. 0.5 seconds between pumps? What in the literal Fuck!? Its a shotgun!
 * 13) Score Streaks: Why would they make it back to the point of where getting kills earns you points to your next killstreak?
 * 14) Overly difficult camo challenges. 30 Revenge metals with a pistol? Come on. I mean you (Treyarch) took out the challenging Camos in MW2, now you try to unfuck it, but still fucks it up.
 * 15) Emblem editors. OH LOOK AT THE LITTLE PENIS. LOVELY. Fucking only having 100 customized pre made emblems that you must unlock, and the other ones, means i get shittier emblems, less innovation, and guess what, MORE DICKS!!!!
 * 16) Bad AR mechanichs. Take a book from IW. They make good ARs. Learn from them Treyarch you dumbasses.
 * 17) Assault Shield. Never in MW2/3 have i gotten killed from people shooting into my shield and killing me. How in the fuck do you fuck up something as unfuckable as the bloody damn RIOT SHIELD.!!!!?
 * 18) FAL OSW/SMR. Take a book from the MK14, 2 shot to kill should have high recoil, low magazine size, and bad attachments, you dont make the fucking FAL god like! Plus the fully automatic FAL asswips are bullshiting me. Reduce the range on that bull crap.
 * 19) Spawns. Spawns. SPAWNS. SPAWWWWNS.SPAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNSS. Naw
 * 20) The SCAR-H. The worst AR in the game. Terrible recoil for long range, piss poor ROF for close range. Why? Because Treyarch fucks you thats why
 * 21) More to be added later, i am tired and too pissed off to think of reasons why this game sucks.