Moon/Quotes

This is the list of the characters' quotes from the Zombies map Moon.

Tank Dempsey
"Home sweet home."

- Upon entering the Receiving Area.

"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."

- Upon completion of Richtofen's Grand Scheme Easter Egg.

"That wouldn't happen if you guys didn't SUCK!"

- Upon being revived.

"Ugh. Why did Richtofen bring us here."

- Start of game

"Look at this...shiny."

- Upon buying Bowie Knife

"No dice, gutter-slugs."

- When getting a knife kill

"Must... hold... breath... Quit... talking."

- When P.E.S is off in airless enviroment

"Can't......breathe."

- When entering the Moon

"There's a universe full of titty bars and we end up here."

- When entering the Moon

"What a rush."

- When getting multiple kills

"No hugs buttercup."

- When getting a knife kill

"Who else wants some of this. Everyones favorite."

- When getting Max Ammo

"Alright. I get to be a sniper for once."

- When getting a sniper rifle

"Suddenly I feel like I'm in a really bad movie. I mean really bad."

- When using gravity lift

"Bounce and shoot. Bounce and shoot. I'm liking it."

- When using gravity lift

"Boing!"

- When using gravity lift

"Okay. No ammo sucks in a shooter, doesn't it?"

- When out of ammo

"EAT IT!"

- When getting a knife kill

"Need to round up some rounds."

- When low on ammo

"Why they call this place Paradise Ranch is beyond me. Desert sucks."

- Start of a game

"Eat shit and puke."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Eat it and love me gas-hag."

- When killing a crawler

"That. Never. Gets. Old."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Blackjack freaksacks. You lose."

- When killing a zombie

'''"Not a chance flashsour."

- After killing zombie that hit him. '''

'''"Hey baby! Nice juggs, good nog, good times."

- After buying juggernog. '''

"Congratulations Freakbags, you just found the kickass line."

- When Swarmed

"I'll fill 'em with so many holes, they'll belong in Church!""

- When buying a Machine Gun off the walls

"Try new 'Lobe Be-Gone'. Available at the end of my gun."

- After getting a headshot

"I like the "Beer" part, but I wonder where its "Root" came from."

- When buying Double Tap Root Beer

Nikolai Belinski
"Ah, little Nikolai always wanted to be a cosmonaut!"

- Said randomly when first on the moon.

'''"Ah, a moon base! The perfect place for my favorite hobby, hitting random buttons with out any caution what-so-ever!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area. '''

"Finally, I've made it to the Moon. You were wrong fourth wife. YOU WERE WRONG!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

"So, we are on... the Moon. Alright, even now, I saw this coming."

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area.

Zombie
'''"Take THAT, you legless hellpig!"

- After killing a crawler '''

"Pull down the trigger, zombies die, simple enough."

- After killing a group of Zombies

"Wheeee! This is fun!"

- After using the Launch Pad

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!"

- After stabbing a zombie

"1! 2! 3! 4! 5! I kill them all!"

- Nikolai, after killing a zombie.

"Ouch! Are you okay, little Nikolai? (In high pitched voice) No Papa!"

- Nikolai, after being hit by a crawler.

Weapon
"Yay! This bomb-y thingy did something nice for Nikolai!"

- After killing a zombie with the QED

"Oh great, almost out of ammo, I hate having to wait for that green floating-thingy!"

- Upon running out of ammo. (A reference to the Max Ammo Power-Up. Possibly from Shangri-La)

"I would 360 noscope all you zombies, but I would get dizzy. Someone else do it."

- After getting a Sniper Rifle. This is a reference to trickshotters.

"I think this is what Dempsey calls, a Boom Dick!"

- Nikolai, after buy a Stakeout off the wall. A reference to Dempsey frequently calling shotguns a "Boom stick."

"Ohh, low on ammo. Think, Nikolai, think. Okay, I got it. HELP! I NEED MORE AMMO!"

- When low on ammo.

"I think this weapon makes me look sexy. Sexy, Russian Nikolai..."

- Upon receiving certain weapons from the Mystery Box.

Random
"That brings smile to my face!"

- Random

"Space Nikolai leaps across the Moon!"

- Randomly when jumping.

Receiving Area
"What is this new madness?"

- After entering Receiving Area

Zombies
'''"How dare you touch Takeo?!"

- After killing a zombie that just hit him '''

Ammo
"No more ammo means no more fun"

- When out of ammo (A possible reference to a similar quote made by Richtofen)

Gravity
'''"Okay, put me down! Put me down!"

- While jumping in low gravity '''

Other
'''"I promise to destroy every last remnant of 935! I will destroy them all!"

- After completing Richtofen's Grand Scheme  "Just what a doctor ordered. No, not you Richtofen."

- After getting max ammo or after getting power up from QED. Reference to John Kennedy from Five. '''

'''"I will take it anytime."

- After getting shots from weapons from QED. '''

Edward Richtofen
"This will open your mind! Ahahahaha, get it? Open your mind! Forget it..."

- After getting a headshot

"MY AMMO IS LOW!"

- When low on ammo

"Oh no, I need ammo."

- When low on ammo

"Without the bullets I will have to start stabbing. AH STABBING!"

- When out of ammo, similar to a quote said in Kino Der Toten

"I take your soul!"

- Knifing during Insta-Kill

"It goes *high pitch* BOOM!. But not so high pitched more like BOOM!"

- Buying Semtex

"MORE! GIVE ME MORE! Ok, a little less."

- After killing many Zombies

"Oh no, I got to go."

- After using the Launch Pad

"Oh good, I'm dolphin diving!"

- After diving.

'''"Hello Samantha, you little brat. Your time is coming. Soon.(Laughs) SOO SOON!"

- After revealing Samantha from the pyramid '''

'''"*gasping* It was Dempsey's fault!...I hate pie!"

- When taking the P.E.S. off outside '''

'''"I am dying!"

- When downed '''

'''"I WIN! The POWER! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! But not before we continue the game."

- After swapping bodies with Samantha '''



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Ludvig Maxis
"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause."

- Said after Big Bang easter egg mission is started.

Easter Egg
"I have finished the calculations. Launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

- Said after completing final game of Samantha Says

"30 seconds to impact."

- Said when rockets are halfway to Earth.

Samantha Maxis
"I hate Edward! He has lied to daddy since I was just a little girl. *laughs*"

- When waiting for the Pack-a-Punch

Easter Egg
"But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"

- Samantha upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement.

Zombies
"Zombies! Go Bother Nikolai."

- When swarmed.

"Pop goes the zombie..."

- Explosive kill

"Let's play hide and seek!"

- Upon getting a kill. A reference to the Fly Trap.

"Next Time,﻿ Uncle Edward will give you stronger legs! Edward!! Give them stronger legs! You're terrible at this!"

- When making a crawler

Mystery Box
"Oh, goodie! Hahahahah!"

- Receiving a good gun from the box

"You cannot hide in there forever Edward!"

- Receiving a teddy bear from the box

"Let's play a game!"

- When getting a Machine Gun from the box

"He he he! Samantha's been a naughty little girl!"

- When getting an assault rifle from the box

"My favorite little toy!"

- When receiving a Ray Gun from the box

"Oh, no! This is not fun."

- When receiving a pistol from the box

"Oh! I can't make them play dead with this!"

- When getting a pistol from the box

Ammo
"No fair, I don't have anything to kill with!"

- When out of ammo