User:Killerkitten

"Why is 'slaughter' spelled with 'laughter'?"

- Killerkitten doing both at the same time

User's Note
My name is Killerkitten(not really)- My gamertag was KillerKitten. Then WiFi got angry at people using "kill". So now I am That Guy. But KillerKitten lives on in Wikia (minus the second capital "K")

So you my wonder why you never see me on Xbox live? Its because instead of the Xbox, I have a Wii. But if I could jailbreak an Xbox to fit Wii controls, I could DOUBLE-PWN half of the guys reading this-Yeah, I'm that good. I play Reflex on the Wii. And I 'AM GOOD!!! 'My K/DR(kill/death ratio) is 1:34, and my max killstreak is 21. My friend code is 394544583382 for all those who wanna be my friend. I also play World at War, awesome at that too. Friend code is 202070393444 for that.

I also like airsofting. I have a full auto Thompson M1A1, which is pretty powerful. Soon, it will have more friends.

Please post comments on my blog and talk page so I don't feel like the only COD fan here.

I will give no more about me at the moment as it could lead you to where I live and everyone knows what happens next... Also DON'T edit MY page because that is quite rude. How would you like it if I started posting false stuff on YOUR page?? First impressions are important, and if they are lies, you may get unwanted or no friends.

The Legend of Kk.

 * Note: the events in this section are in fact real, but glorified WAY too much

Origin
Two years ago Once upon a time, there was this guy who led a normal boring life. No Call of Duty in it. Then. He spent his time doing homework, playing around outside with his neighbors, etc. He had friends who played video games, but since he didn't have any, he felt sad. Then, he started playing Halo 3 with his friends. He eventually got the hang of it.

One day, he saw his friends playing a game. He looked at the game, and thought it was sort of interesting, but then went back to Halo. But he never stopped seeing this game, or hearing about it either. And there were lots of video games with the same name. He didn't know it, but three more were coming. He still wasn't too intersted and went on, living his Call of Duty free life.

Until New Years Eve of 2008.

He was at his friends house, just partying and having a good time. Then, later in the night, another friend told the guy that he might not want to come in his friend's room. When inquired why, the friend told him they were playing something scary. After a while, he just went in.

The two buds were playing inside a massive bunker and there were creepy men with glowing yellow eyes who made strange noises and walked funny attaking them. They were blowing their heads off with shotguns and a weird pistol. THIS cought his attention. He wanted this game, if he could get it.

Thus began his epic adventure.

A Legend is spawned
One day, after thoughtful consideration, the dude decided to get a Wii. This was for other games that are not related to this website. However, after shopping around for another game to play, he saw IT. The dude bought the game, and took it home. He soon found himself in tropical Pacific islands and European towns.& cities, fighting for his life. Then after completing the story, he went online.

Online, at first was ruthless, unforgiving and challanging. The first time he played it, he sucked.

Then, after his first Prestige, he became God.

He was the MVP, an unstoppable killing machine. He succeded in killing the entire team with one grenade once. Just running around with his gun, leaving bloodstained trails wherever he went. He loved it.

But then, he was about to get another taste of that same relentless battle. However it wasn't yesterday's battle.

It was today's battle

Pwning Another Time
The biggest hit came out, not too long ago, and he wanted it. So he got Reflex. He swept through the campagin, again. Then, on to MP. After surviving World War 2, the guy again decided to put on his helmet and pick up his rifle...oops...sorry...assault rifle. He still had it in him, of course. He rose to infamy once more, with a positive K/DR. Then, he was ready to prestige. But he got no 6th class, so SCREW PRESTIGING ON MW:R!!!!

Suddenly, our guy got in trouble, in real life, and was forced out of the Battlefield and into real life. 2 months Ages passed. But now, he has finally returned from the dead. He now plays this day. He might be playing right now..

During this period, he wrote a story about himself where he spoke of himself in the third-person point of view.

And you decided to read the guy's article at this very moment.

Friends.
I have a couple of friends, and some people who I just know, and they know me. If you think I'm your friend, or just know each other, add your name. No lying, or you will be removed. Also, if I spelled your name wrong you can fix it.

Friends

Happy Boy

Hax 217

MP Moments
These are some moments and events during online gamplay that are special to me.

1. Hanger/TDM.

Walking across the catwalk towards the room near the Raider"s spawn point. I take some enemy fire. I chuck a frag in there, and +80 flashes on my screen!! I smited the entire enemy team with a single frag!!

2. Cliffside/TDM.

It was me, who pwns, another guy that pwns on my team. Everyone else was '''Below Level 20. '''I ended up finishing the match 40-5 with a 15 killstreak with my Trench Gun.

3. Courtyard/TDM.

After recently returning from a tour with Modern Warfare: Reflex, I went back to the less competetive WaW. FIRST MATCH, 20-1!!!

4. Dome/TDM.

3/4 of the enemy team, who were below level 30, thought it would be a good idea to use BOLT ACTION SNIPERS ON DOME. I soon put them in their place with my DBS. Finished the match 31-3.

5. Countdown/TDM.

I just unlocked the P90, and decided to give it a test run. I got 27 kills with the gun, MORE THAN HALF BEING HEADSHOTS.

Favorite guns.
They're roughly in order.

Rifles/ARs:

M14, M1 Garand, M4A1, M1 Carbine, M16, AK-47, STG-44, FG-42, G36C, AKS-74U,

Sub-Machine Guns:

Thompson, P90, PPsH-41, MP5, Mini-Uzi, Type 100, MP-40

LMG/HMG:

M1918 BAR, DP-28, M249 SAW, M1919 Browning, MG-42, RPD, Type 99, M60

Shotguns:

M1897 Trench Gun, M1014, DBS, W1200

Bolt Action Rifles:

Mosin-Nagant, K98k, M1903 Springfield, Arisaka Type 99.

Sniper Rifles:

M40A3, Barret .50 cal, M21, SVD, R700

Don't forget to post on my blog and talk page!!