Die Rise/Quotes

These are quotes from the corresponding characters during the Zombies map 'Die Rise'.

Ammo
"No ammo? Alright, I can take you bare-handed!"

- When out of ammo.

"C'mon, evil voices. Throw us a bone!"

- When out of ammo.

Beginning
"Power out? Talk about Deja-fucking-vu!"

- Upon starting the match.

"No power? Gah, why can't shit be simple?"

- Upon starting the match.

Mystery Box
"Okay, monkey, dance the little bastards to their graves!"

- Upon receiving Monkey Bombs.

"Huh...I had a pet monkey when I was a little girl."

- Upon receiving Monkey Bombs.

"Okay, you undead bastards, I'll take you two at a time!"

- Upon receiving Dual Wielded Five-Sevens.

"Woooo! I couldn't have picked better myself."

- Upon receiving the RPD.

"Ha ha! Now that hits the sweet spot!"

- Upon receiving the HAMR.

"Alright, well, let's show these goons we mean business."

- Upon receiving the Galil.

"Ooh, am I getting special favors here?"

- Upon receiving the S12.

"The future is now...kinda."

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"Ha ha! Did Santa Claus get my letter?"

- Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.

"Ugh. I feel like I just wasted my money."

- Upon receiving the DSR-50.

"Pfft...my first BB gun was better than this..."

- Upon receiving the FAL.

"Aw, this is a bad day in badsville..."

- Upon receiving the SMR.

"I think I can make this work..."

- Upon receiving the War Machine.

Power-Up
"Two-for-one time!"

- Upon receiving Double Points.

Pack-a-Punch
"When life gives you lemons, make a better gun!"

- Upon Pack-a-Punching a weapon.

"I keep finding myself wondering...who built these things?"

- Upon Pack-a-Punching a weapon.

"Heh heh...maybe I could shove Stuh-finger in there, see if it fixes him up!"

- After retrieving her Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Amazing! It fixed something that wasn't even broken!"

- After retrieving her Pack-a-Punched weapon.

Zombies
"Heh heh, that's a meaty ol' mess!"

- Upon killing multiple Zombies with a grenade.

"Wooooo! Clean up on isle 3!"

- Upon killing multiple Zombies with a grenade. Possibly a reference to Dempsey's similar line.

"Look, but don't touch!"

- Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.

"Ugh! You touch it, you PAY for it!"

- Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.

"I ain't going to stand for that!"

- Upon killing a Zombie that previously hit her.

"Without your arm, those long, lonely nights are about to get lonelier!"

- Upon gibbing a Zombie.

Weapons
"Randomness, be damned! I will take matters into my own hands."

- Upon buying the Colt M16A1.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Ah! Finders Keepers! I am a finder, therefore it follows that I must also be a keeper! *chuckle*"

- Upon picking up a crafting part.

"If my suspicions are correct, then this should go here...oh, and it does, thus proving my suspicions correct!"

- Upon crafting.

Mystery Box
"It is a common misconception that shotguns are more effective when the barrel is sawn off. I would explain, but time is short."

- Upon receiving the M1216.

"I'd wager that some among us couldn't even spell "RPG"."

- Upon receiving the RPG.

"Oh, great, another potential way to hurt myself."

- Upon receiving the RPG.

"The naming of this "KAP" appears deficient in terms of the letter 'r'."

- Upon receiving the KAP-40. Note that he is inadvertently calling it the KRAP-40.

"The pen is mightier than the sword! This appears to be a combination of the two..."

- Upon receiving the Ballistic Knife.

"I, myself, will go ballistic, if this bad fortune should continue!"

- Upon receiving the Ballistic Knife.

"Did I receive such a gift in error...?"

- Upon receiving the M8A1.

"With great power comes responsibility...I believe the inverse is not true."

- Upon receiving the M8A1.

"I will not win any prizes with this, not that prizes are commonplace."

- Upon receiving the SMR.

"Consider me impressed, box! That, in itself, is an achievement."

- Upon receiving the MTAR.

"Blessed are the meek...and they don't come much meeker than me."

- Upon receiving the Type 25.

"Oooh, a Python. Is it wrong to now consider myself a proficient snake charmer?"

- Upon receiving the Python.

"Many weapon experts consider this the finest production revolver ever made. I count myself among them."

- Upon receiving the Python.

"Given my admittedly limp throwing arm, I welcome this more efficient means of destruction!"

- Upon receiving the War Machine.

"Hey, Samuel! I think I've got your genital deficiency compensation device!"

- Upon receiving the Executioner.

"Should memory serve, which it always does, the maximum effective range is approximately 2000 yards."

- Upon receiving the Barrett M82A1.

"People do tend to listen more when you have a BIG GUN!"

- Upon receiving the HAMR.

Power-Up
"Ha ha ha, I can't believe my luck!"

- Said after obtaining Double Points.

"I will engage in a killing spree!"

- When getting Insta-Kill.

Random
"Well, I can speculate as to why that song plays, and speculate I will. In due course."

- Said at the end of a round.

"Oooh, you wanna use me as bait, Misty?"

- Randomly, to Misty.

Zombies
"Right in the kisser! You know, kissing really is quite disgusting."

- After pulling off a headshot.

"They traverse great distances in a single leap, like a man with super-powers!"

- Randomly, on a Minion round.

"I see you, foul spring-loaded beast!"

- Randomly, on a Minion round.

Ammo
"This old man can still go bare-knuckles if he has to!"

- When out of ammo.

Mystery Box
"That's okay, I don't need yer devilish tricks no how!"

- Upon attempting to purchase a random weapon with insufficient points.

"Hey! Look at what the devil box gave me!"

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

Double Points Power-Up
"Two for one on the freakalopes!"

- Upon obtaining Double Points.

Beginning
"Turn on the power, kill zombies. Rather, rinse and repeat...which, by the way, is a conspiracy by the shampoo commercials. You don't really have to wash your hair twice."

- Beginning of game

Downed or Revived
"Help! One of 'em's got me!"

- Upon being downed.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"I think this may be more helpful..."

- Said when switching crafting parts.

"This is definitely part of that other thing that...yeah."

- Said when acquiring a part.

"This may look like junk, but you will never know..."

- Said when acquiring a part.

"Hey, voice! Mind telling me what the fuck this is?"

- Said when acquiring a part.

"Insert Tab 'A' into slot 'B' and...POUND WITH A HAMMER!"

- Upon crafting.

"I know what this is for! Erm...what is this for?"

- Upon finding a part.

Perk-a-Cola
"Sure. You want me to keep the others alive. Why, though?"

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Did anybody else consider the possibility that this stuff could rot your mind?"

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer II

Power-Up
"BRING EM UP! YOU'RE LUNCH MEAT!"

- Upon obtaining an Insta-Kill.

Speech to Players
"The Energy fields are no longer disrupting my communications via electrical devices. You will hear me and you should listen."

- Said at the beginning of a game.

"You will need the weapon you hold in due time. Make sure you guard it with your life."

- Said when a player obtains a sniper rifle.

Edward Richtofen
"We must neutralize any errant energy fields in order to prevent Maxis from enacting his plan. Take whatever action is necessary to ensure the sources do not fall under his control. IF YOU CAN FIND THEM!"

- Said when obtaining a sniper rifle.

"Vital energy flows through all things, living or dead. My power to manipulate these forces is fragile, and limited. That is why is need your help. Dummkopf!"

- Said when power is activated.

T.V. Quotes
On the map Die Rise secret radio transmissions can be found on the T.V. set.

"Attention all on this channel, this is George Barkley, former assistant director of the CDC facility in Druid Hills, Georgia. Prior to the destruction of our headquarters, our research found evidence that contaminates are now infecting the very air we breathe. As such, exposure of some sort appears inevitable for all survivors. Symptoms are variable, but most subjects display short term memory loss, psychosis, delusion, and paranoia. Short term memory loss has also been reported, but as of yet, I have been unable to confirm this. We advise all individuals to monitor their fellow survivors, for signs of the above symptoms. Paranoia in particular! Ask yourself, are those closest to you really who you think they are? Are they following a secret agenda? Are they, perhaps, plotting against you? The dangers presented by such symptoms cannot be overstated. It is with deep sadness that I myself was forced to euthanize fourteen members of my own team. My condolences to their families. I hope this message serves as a warning to all survivors. We must all do whatever it takes, to ensure our future as a species. Thank you."

- CDC director George Barkley, explaining the symptoms of the outbreak. Note that Samuel Stuhlinger exhibits many of these traits.

"It there's anyone out there, please respond! I desperately need help. The others left me, I'm all alone. Help! I tried to do it, to do it right, but the others, they wouldn't...there's (static) near! I couldn't do it on my own! I need help, what am I going to do? The German man stopped talking to me, and I don't know what to do...what to do..."

- An unknown female survivor, possibly Misty.

"Science has failed us. He has abandoned us. In this new world, we alone are your salvation. We alone, can light the way. Hear our words. Heed our call. There is but one path to enlightenment. Just as they would consume us, we must consume them! We are the living, they are the dead. WE ARE THE FLESH, AND THE FLESH IS US! We will not starve. We will thrive!"

- An unknown man explaining that he, and other survivors, have turned to cannibalism. Samuel Stuhlinger was possibly linked with this group.

"Recon 5, this is 710. Our sweep failed to find evidence of any survivors on site. Broken Arrow is not viable for new FOV.


 * That's negative sir, records appear to have been destroyed in a fire prior to the facility being overrun.


 * Sir, we believe staff may have been trying to destroy evidence implicating them in the outbreak.


 * ''Understood sir, confirmed drop in T-5. Retreating to safe distance."

- Military radio chatter explaining that employees of a certain facility are linked to the outbreak and are trying to cover up their involvement''.

"To anyone listening, we have food, water, and medical supplies. Enough to last several years."

- An unknown African-American man.