Forum:There're Insurrectionists in Halo. I never gave up being a snake- get some!

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I've been playing on and off RuneScape & Halo while skateboarding. Partied while I was getting my abilities together, became an avenger for no one- and was halted from becoming a mercenary guardian by the very same people. I've grown quite strong, adept isn't the right word... and I've even come across Rifts Mercenaries through fate by wanting to continue being a Master Ranger for RS.

Where I'm going with that is that I recently started doing work. But it's never to late to be a sell sword...

I'm the Malayan Pit Viper, philanthropist extraordinaire; Halo is my life. I'm coming to the Master Chief Collection. The DISCORD is not what I thought it'd be. But it's still a DISCORD.

Although: There are insurrectionists from REACH that have butchered the name Halo 3. The Master Chief Collection has been out how long? MF's. They've created their own Fandom Wiki through the idea of the word "forerunner" with Halopedia (it's another Halo Wiki) and made SPARTANS rebel against the UNSC- which I remind you is the future we hold for the federation we have right now!- and made their own crack squad.

I've represented EVA, Rogue and some Recon SPARTANS on the DISCORD. They don't know which side I'm on. Now I haven't finished Red vs Blue but I am most definitely a mercenary.

I could get a hammer spree, but I'm not a brute. My patriotic pictures are going to my RuneScape clans DISCORD now that I have finally accomplished black knight on OSRS. I could become a Supreme Commander, but I just want to be a Captain.

Your mission should you choose to accept it: OPERATION CHARLIE TANGO--

Get behind enemy lines. Infiltrate the insurrection. Take it over if you're that good. Their weasels are not weasels... they've lost their ducks to the devil! All I got is a scythe, baby. I've planted a mercenary flag on that wiki. You don't have to join my company, you can create your own commandoes.

I tried to roleplay on that wiki myself. Get my personal imagination, my doom slayer, out. Then they rudely interrupted me and told me I need to roleplay by their story-line. That was after I fired my "FAMAS" in the DISCORD because of their Reach Coyotes. They still cant get me to let them be Adjutent General Lt. Generals- like fuck Reach was for Reach, you know? There's a Commander on the DISCORD I'm just the viper. But space mercenary is my scene- it ain't no double agent. I was just left behind to become an avenger. So I left the nerds behind when my parents moved to the rival neighborhood over. Those bugs got swallowed. The mongoose and whatever else got bitten and rolled over dead- but man you should see what I try to do to the red wolves. Shifters?.... Then we moved back to my old hood and I beat the harvest up. That scythe got cut in two with my very own European scythe.

The coalition is going down- I aint going no officer. And the republic is actually pretty nice about it, no probation or anything- he's not even a scarecrow. Gray Death? You better believe he aint the reaper. Because I'm the Snake King! I also got a dark fist as a bar I worked at as a dilvery driver- jackal wargeneral? Lil bitch is weaker than a sloth. Tournament? I aint no rattlesnake. But Neo-Tropical Rattlesnake could make it happen, but that'll mean going puff adder.

Cooty's going down.