User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/best insult ever/@comment-113026-20100302033307

Post game statistics. Some little hamtoucher on the other team thinks that he's the shit just because he got two Pave Lows and an AC130 (probably out of a care package cereal box, but I digress) and I let him know that he's the load his mum should have swallowed. Even his buddy with the same clan tag cracks up.

You know that fuzzy feeling you get when you get when you do well on a map that you normally suck on? Well I had that feeling when I went 20-6 or something (I don't often take the game seriously so I consider that quite an achievement) on Favela, and some little squeaker had to ruin that feeling with endless pissing and moaning. So, I promptly told him to look under the kitchen sink for a bottle marked Drano, and to take a good, hearty swig. More laughter abound.