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Not to be confused with the real weapon, the FAMAS

The Famas, also known as "The Pissy Noob Sprayer", is a sick invention created by Treyarch. It is an imaginary gun based of the real life gun, the FAMAS, and is featured in Call of Duty: Black Ops. This weapon, unlike the FAMAS, has a record-breaking rate of fire of 30000 RPM. Besides it record breaking ROF it also has the accuracy of semi-automatic rifle being shot in intervals of 5 seconds. This gun has super-powered bullets that can kill a player in 3 shots, regardless of what the Create-a-Class may say. It also has a deformed twin, the AUG. As seen in the Create-a-Class menu, the AUG was born without a trigger. The Famas also has the lowest TTK in the game overall, making it even more OP. Treyarch only decided to make it good against humans, because when pinned against zombies, it transforms into an automatic M9 and loses it destructive abilities. It is said that this gun outdoes a Death Machine in damage, ROF, and with its increased mobility, only in multiplayer, of course, since the Famas is scared of zombies, and so as to not anger them, only shoots peas.

RC-XD can be achieved from a double kill yet can get a multikill. The RC-XDs timer and speed mean you can't escape it, which is rubbish, since when can battery operated RC cars go at that speed? The Claymore doesn't tick, even if it does have the same detonation time as the previous versions the lack of a tick still means you only realize you've stepped on it when Treyarch pull the two fingers at you in the KillCam. Thanks to the equipment slot, campers now have Claymores and Semtex! The lag makes shotguns unusable, hit detection is useless with them. Activision sold out to Mircosoft. Matchmaking isn't as good as it was in Modern Warfare 2. The Famas is whored to hell and back, has highest fire rate of any assault rifle and can kill in 3-4 shots and thus the potential damage of the Stoner63, all while being unlocked at level 14. The FAMAS in inaccurately capitalized "Famas." The Famas generally is the first weapon I'm killed by 60% of the time.