User:Akyoyo

What the Random Quote generator has in store for you now:

"Just because you say clips go into pistols, doesn't make you any less deserving of getting Syphillis."

- Me

"Yes, a clip and a magazine are the same thing, just as much as the universe revolves around the Earth."

- Me

"When I become president, my first Executive Order will be to brainwash the word "clip" out of the masses."

- Me

"Do you ever think of how stupid it would be for someone to eat the silica gel packet inside a Beef Jerky pouch, that clearly says "Do Not Eat", right as you're accidentally about to do just that?"

- Me

"The entire Canadian Crime Enforcement System consists of 17 men, 4 horses, 2 muskets, and the honor system."

- Me

"People who don't grieve aren't strange; they're just the perfect candidate for soldiers."

- Me

"Why can't the people in the Army say 'Oorah' and 'Semper Fi'? It's much better than what they got."

- Me

"We still have to use a keyboard? What is this, the Middle Ages?"

- Me

"You know, if we declare war on China, then we [America] won't have to pay back a cent on our massive loans if we win."

- Me

"Anything you can do, Chuck Norris can do better."

- Me

"If you live in China, you're not reading this. Because I just said the PRC sucks, and you're country censors the Internet. If they didn't, though, they also force you to learn English, as well."

- Me

"It's not so hard having to be Superman. Everyone else thinks Clark Kent is, so no pressure on being found out."

- Me

"I don't like Apple Pie. Does that make me a communist? No. But you liking Apple Corp. makes you one, though."

- Me

"There's only 5 things that can live through a nuclear holocaust: Cockroaches, Pirates, Lumberjacks, Chuck Norris, and me."

- Me

"Laser Tag would be a lot more exciting with real laser guns."

- Me

"Want to get revenge on your frenemy? Take him to a paintball match, and put metal slugs in your paintballs."

- Me

"The President of America is not the most powerful man in the world. Chuck Norris is."

- Me

"If Mikhail Kalashnikov is still ready to shake hands with the person that makes an assault rifle better than his, how come he hasn't shook hands with whoever invented the G36?"

- Me

"If you don't know what the difference between a Machine Gun, Submachine Gun, and an Assault Rifle is, you irritate me."

- Me

"I would constantly visit Japan if I had to pit myself against Godzilla repeatedly."

- Me

"What would happen if the Incredible Hulk took Zoloft or Xanax?"

- Me

"Why does Batman get to have every possible material known to man, and some known only to Platypi, on his utility belt?"

- Me

"You know the ending of Watchmen? Yeah, that'll never happen."

- Me

""It's a free country" is not an excuse for some half-wit to burn an American flag."

- Many others, different words

"You should have to have a local, state, then federally, obtained license, only issued through rigorous, thorough testing, to be able to have a child. Period."

- Me

"If I could go back in time and hang out with just one person, it wouldn't be any of my family members. It would be John Browning."

- Me

"My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either."

- Gen. George S. Patton

"The M1 rifle is the finest battle implement ever devised."

- Gen. George S. Patton

"Why has nobody invented a way to make miniature waffles into cereal?"

- Me

"How some Americans can go their whole lives without shooting a single gun is beyond me."

- Me

"I don't understand criminals and serial killers who murder just to murder. What, waiting 9 weeks through Boot Camp is too long for you?"

- Me

"If you're really someone who thinks you should never speak ill of, or wish death upon, or hate, somebody, you have obviously never played on Xbox Live."

- Me

"Wow, the swine flu. Key word flu, not plague."

- Me

"You want me to worry about the buzzword that is Swine Flu? Quit closing schools over something that has the exact same symptoms as, and a fraction of the death rate of, the regular flu, as well as a vaccine."

- Me

"If I could go one day without knowing that 9 of the 10 people around me are idiots, I would believe in God."

- Me

"Wow, the idea of gay marriage. Two people of the same gender being in a legally recognized relationship really affects my daily, personal life. That's exactly why I should protest it."

- Me

"The idea of banning guns, or banning the ability to carry them with you, is retarded. What's going to happen to the law abiding citizen when someone with an illegal weapon endangers their life?"

- Me

"I think we should take Israel's example and have everybody join the Army for 2 years. But as a more realistic goal, there should be an Executive Order to make everyone suffer through a job in the service industry for 5 years, to see how it feels."

- Me

"If you're a communist, I don't like you. Simple as that."

- Me

"There are soldiers dying over there in Iraq, and all people care about is what I eat for lunch. It's ridiculous."

- Jon Gosselin

"I wonder how many Americans could point out on a map where we are currently fighting."

- Me

"The funny thing about being an American is, there are always going to be hundreds of countries, with huge populations, whose existence you might never be aware of."

- Me

"Did you know that Greece is officially known as the Hellenic Republic? Weird, huh?"

- Me

"If you own a TEC-9 for anything besides firearms collections, I pity you."

- Me

"I actually want an alien invasion to happen. It would be proof of other life, and we'd get to show 'em who's boss."

- Me

"I love how easy it is to own, and then carry around, a gun in this country."

- Me

"May god show mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

- Gen. George S. Patton

"Yes, my uncle is Jack White. Do I particularly care? No. Because he, like any other millionaire, is a complete dick."

- Me

"One person on my list of people I'll go back in time to kill: whoever invented Aerosol Cheese."

- Me

"There should be a word for what you have before you kill someone else, like virginity, but corresponding with ending someone's life."

- Me

"It's so much easier knowing your history as an Asian. Someone asks you what your background is, you say, for example, China, and that's that. When you're white, you have to pull out a map of Europe in that situation, and point to 17 places."

- Me

"I don't need to learn martial arts to defend myself. This is America! I'll just apply for a CCW when the time comes."

- Me

"I wonder how many people are aware that Egypt is a real, modern country now, not just a band of cliches that deal with mummies and pyramids and Osiris in their daily life."

- Me

"I wonder how many people are aware that General Tso was, in fact, a ruthless warlord."

- Me

"What's the deal with rabbits' feet? You don't see people walking around with deer hooves after they kill one."

- Me

"That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!"

- Philip J. Fry

"*Gasp!* We have a kitchen!"

- Homer Simpson

"You know that orgasm in your mouth? That's how it feels to chew 5 Gum."

- Me

"Journey lied to you with Don't Stop Believin'. There is no South Detroit. There's Southwest Detroit, there's Southeast Detroit, but South Detroit is the Detroit River."

- Me

"I just wish hot dogs didn't have to be so phallic."

- Me

"It must be awkward to buy a sex toy from an in-person store. The clerks must have to be really open-minded."

- Me

"English is the stupidest, most confusing, and ridiculous language in existence. That's why I'm glad I was raised to learn it, instead of making it a second language."

- Me

"Is there no greater sight in the world than a girl absentmindedly eating a banana or a sucker?"

- Me

"Sometimes I find it odd that my grandma does not try to hide how much she partook in hallucinogenic substances in the '60s."

- Me

"Why does Link need a stupid feather to be able to momentarily jump from the ground?"

- Me

"Calvin and Hobbes probably taught me about 37% of what I know today."

- Me

"Red Vines? Really? Those are for communists. Twizzlers win."

- Me

"Sometimes, do you ever get the insatiable urge to get millions of dollars worth of equipment that you could use in a long, destructive, rampage? Me too, that's why joining the Army is not going to come so much as a shock."

- Me

"If I ever need to put my name down on something, but I want to give them a pseudonym for some reason, I'll sign my name as 'Dr. Agunov'. That's how you'll know it was me."

- Me

"...My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

- Dr. Evil

"God, I love making chili. You think 5-alarm chili is something to be proud of? Try my googolplex-alarm chili."

- Me

"I'm sorry, men just like spicy food. If you think you're a man, and you don't, then check 'em both again."

- Me

"Superman was not the first super hero. That would be Chuck Norris."

- Me

"Rednecks are wrong, as usual. Immigrants aren't 'taking our jobs'. You can't just ambush someone unsuspecting, and expect to literally take their job away from them as if it were material property of theirs."

- Me

"Now's not the first time the Iraqis have done everything wrong. Remember the Kuwaiti Oil Fires during Desert Storm? Some Scorched Earth Policy THAT was. They should have taken a good, long lesson from America for once, and gotten inspired by ol' General Sherman. Now THERE'S a guy you name flame tanks after."

- Me

"I don't see what's NOT obvious about energy being the equivalent of mass multiplied by the speed of light in a vacuum, squared."

- Albert Einstein

"You don't know what the Korean War is about because there hasn't been a Call of Duty game about it. Yet."

- Me

"The duodenum!"

- Zach Weiner

"I'm not really a bad person. The only couple of times a day that I wish cancer upon my enemies is during high school and Xbox Live matches."

- Me

"Why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?!"

- Zim

"Did you just parry my hello?"

- Ethan MacManus

"I want a cool nickname to go down with my military legacy, like Stormin' Norman or Ol' Blood and Guts."

- Me

"I have a pretty bad-ass knife, even if it only has a 4-inch blade. I want my cousin, who's also my best friend, to have it one day. But only after I go to war and kill someone with it first."

- Me

"I think people who call a magazine a clip secretly go to a support group to cope with their crippling stupidity."

- Me

"Hey, Carl, what's that hot tub like?"

- Homer Simpson

"Oh, like gettin' a back rub from an orgasm."

- Carl Carlson

"If one of George Washington's last wishes was to see war - his era's style of war - wiped from mankind, boy, he'd shit bricks after seeing how we fight today."

- Me

"If you don't know anybody in the armed forces, you're opinion on whether or not we should be at war is invalid and worthless. Talk to someone actually doing the dirty work, and side with whatever they think we should be doing."

- Me

"Trolls on 4chan must be a big hit with the ladies."

- Me

"I give Chia about 2 dozen messages a day on his talk page, usually related to something I could do if I had his abilities. My RfB should've just passed."

- Me

"The Alliance to End Firearm Ignorance would make a much better political party than any other in the history of the White House."

- Me

"No, I am not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican, either. I would vote for whoever is the most intelligent, is all. Yet, 9 times out of 10, that's usually the Democrats' guy."

- Me

"Why do you insist on having "a regular guy" as president? I don't want Joe the Plumber or Earl the Gas Station Attendant to lead my country, I want someone smarter than me, to make me proud that I have allegiance to America!"

- Me

"It's no mystery why we're the dominant species of the planet. For one, we're smart enough to talk. But, have you seen some of the other animals here? I mean, would the world end if we just killed of the Chihuahua or the Giraffe?"

- Me

"If you think Taco Bell is real Mexican food, you're probably not aware that Aerosol Cheese or Velveeta is the real thing, huh?"

- Me

"Are there aliens out there? Yes! God, what's inside your head, pebbles?"

- Me

"I'm gonna kill the Mayan bastard that invented bubble gum...and invent it around when I lived."

- Me

"What if those lights at the top of radio towers - which we're supposed to believe serve the purpose of warding off planes - are actually signals to the Mothership?"

- Me

"You look down upon cults? Good, good, that's alright. Are you a Christian? Well, you're in for the biggest surprise..."

- Me

"I don't have a problem with cults doing mass suicide or otherwise killing each other off. If you're dumb enough to join one, why should you get to breathe the same air as us worthy's?"

- Me

"Whoever decided rainbow ice cream tasted like Superman, anyway?"

- Me

"Did you know the word "testify" comes form ancient Roman origin, when men in court swore their statements upon their testicles? *Shudder*"

- Me

"What honor or uniqueness is there to find in being part of the PLA?"

- Me

"Guns! Yay!"

- Me

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By the way, my username is pronounced "uh-kyo-yo" all at once, with no stress on any given syllable (a lot of people don't know how to say it, so there you go).

General Info
I have a habit of correcting "rounds" or "bullets" into "cartridges", and I absolutely DESPISE when people use the word "clip" in the wrong context, so I correct that whenever I can. I usually hurt people who do that in real life, instead. I feel it's one of my many duties on this wiki to protect everyone from that kind of ignorance.

I know a lot about firearms in general, and the military, so, chances are, you can come to me with real-life questions about that stuff.

I hope to improve this wiki in every way as much as possible, and want to maintain my reputation as a well-established good user, so if you've got any issues with any parts of the wiki, I'll help with anything. And don't be surprised if you see me on the recent activities ticker or my edit summaries a lot! I want to be well-known, and I love wikis in general. Plus, I'm vying for adminship one day.

Games Played
Out of the Call of Duty franchise, I have beaten Call of Duty (1) and United Offensive, I have played most of the game, up to the first level of the American campaign, in Call of Duty: Finest Hour (that first Aachen level is HARD), I have beaten Call of Duty: Big Red One, I have also beaten Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (and play online usually; see below), as well as Call of Duty: World at War (similar multiplayer situation, see below), and I have Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Hardened Edition pre-ordered on Amazon to deliver the same day it comes out.

Xbox Live
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If you want to see if you can play CoD4 or WaW with me, my gamertag is in the parentheses (The Jyuu). I know, I know, but I use my brother's Xbox, and I have no choice. I have all the Map Packs for both games, so, no limits. Weeell, except for the fact that my internet, that is supposed to be so-o-o great, sucks more than a vacuum, so I don't go on too much right now.

Personal Info
If you feel like calling me by my real name, that would be Ari. Yes, I'm a guy, Ari is just a Hebrew name. It means "lion".

I want to join the Army when I turn 18, (hence the influence in my signature), first as a regular, jumping, Private of the 101st Airborne Division, but, slowly but surely, through years of gaining rep, demonstrating the core Army values, and plenty of perseverance, I'll be the Sergeant Major of the Army. This is my goal in life, and no body is going to lead me from it.

Being a Screaming Eagle is in my blood, my great-uncle Leo (who my dad was named after, he's so great) was a jumper, and sniper, of the 101st in WWII, coincidentally. He made it through Operation: Market Garden, the Battle of Bastogne, and jumping behind enemy lines the night before D-Day. There's also a place in Belgium, I think, that is named after him, because he killed 5 Nazis, walking right next to each other down a sidewalk, with ONE .30-06 bullet fired from an M1903 Springfield.

Signature
Maybe when I join the army, I'll use my real rank.

Pages
I've only created three pages so far, the Mosin Nagant Ammo (misc. weapon) page, the Talk page for the SKS, and the Nemesis. I also made the Template:Welcomecount userbox.

Images
I have actually uploaded quite a few pictures. Here are their links.

[[Media:Flammenwerfer35.jpg|The "Flamthrower" in UO.]]

[[Media:Flammenwerfer35InAction.jpg|The "Flamethrower" in UO in action.]]

[[Media:UOStenHipView.jpg|The Sten from CoD1/UO at the hip.]] [[Media:UOStenIronSightsRaised.jpg|The Sten from CoD1/UO with the iron sights raised.]]

[[Media:UOSilencedStenHipView.jpg|The Silenced Sten from UO at the hip.]]

[[Media:UOSilencedStenIronSightView.jpg|The Silenced Sten from UO with the iron sights raised.]]

[[Media:MosinNagantAmmoClip1.jpg|The Mosin Nagant Ammo "weapon".]]

[[Media:MosinNagantAmmoClip2.jpg|The Mosin Nagant Ammo "weapon"...being clutched.]]

Quote
Here's a little thing I really believe in, and it helps to put things in perspective sometimes. I came up with this on my own.

"We're all someone else, somewhere else, to someone else, somewhere else."

Think about it.

(For waaay more quotes, see the code for all the quotes in my quotes generator, at the top of the page)