Green Run/Quotes

General
'''"Okay, That's one for you, 78 for me, but yeah, one for you!"

- Random '''

'''"Hey Marlton, maybe we could build a tree fort together."

- Said randomly to Marlton. '''





'''"Whoa, I thought I was a goner for sure out there."

- Upon walking out of the mist '''

"I can't see three feet in front of my face!"

- Said when entering the fog

Beginning
'''"Being in the dark is fun and all, but I like being able to see what I'm killing."

- At the beginning. '''

Being hit a Zombie
'''"Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit her. '''

"Try again, you turd sniffer!"

- Upon killing a zombie that hit her.

Downed or revived
"Huh I thought I was finished there for a second."

- After being revived.

"Whew, that was almost my last rodeo!"

- After being revived.

"Hey! Can someone toss me a Quick Revive?"

- When downed.

"What you won't do without me?"

- After being revived.

"Don't expect any special favors...if you get my drift."

- Upon being revived.

Ammo
'''"Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"

- When low on ammo. '''

'''"Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"No bullets? No back-up? No problem!"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"Stuhlinger! It's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"Oh no, I'm out of bullets! If only a big smelly idiot would protect me!"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothing!"

- When out of ammo. '''

'''"Let me show you boys how unarmed combat is supposed to go down!"

- When out of ammo. '''

Power-Up
'''"One, two, I'm killing you!"

- Upon receiving Double Points power-up. '''

Perk-a-Cola
"Anyone hurt?... Yuck what is this stuff?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"*Burp* Heh... That was unlady-like"

- After drinking Juggernog.

Mystery Box
'''"Rappidy Dabbidy, Lets Kill some stuff!"

- When getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box '''

Finding parts and crafting
'''"This looks like it might be good for something..."

- When picking up a crafting ingredient. '''

'''"I sure hope I'm doing this right..."

- While building. '''

'''"Gotta Prioritize."

- When switching parts to build something. '''

'''"Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"

- After a successful craft. '''

'''"HA!"

- When meleeing with a crafted Assault Shield. '''









Beginning
'''"Gonna have to flip on the lights somehow."

- At the beginning. '''

'''"It's dark... I don't like the dark... Wierd shit happens in the dark..."

- At the beginning. '''

Killing a Zombie
'''"Ok, now you're just making me hungry!"

- After killing a Zombie. '''

Mystery Box
'''"I came here to shoot meat and eat sandwiches, and I am fresh out of sandwiches."

- After receiving a positive weapon from the Mystery Box. '''

Ammo

 * "Huhhh, a little too close to click click click".
 * - When running low on ammo.


 * "Look like I have been too trigger happy".
 * - When running low on ammo.

'''"Why am I out of bullets? Hello? Who responsible for that?"

- When out of ammo. '''





Marlton Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FojJq2C57u8 Marlton's Quotes

General
"Finally, something I can cradle in my arms without it barfing."

- Said when buying the M14.

"Visibility out here is near zero. What is the point?"

- Upon walking into the mist.

Killing a Zombie
'''"Lay on, Macduff"

- After killing a Zombie. A reference to a line by Shakespeare's Macbeth in the play of the same name. '''

'''"That spells the end of you!"

- Upon killing a zombie. '''









Downed or revived
'''"The floor, so dirty"

- After being downed. '''


 * "Urrrggaaah, this floor is disgusting"
 * — After being downed.


 * "Thank you for reviving me, now please step back"
 * -After being revived.

Ammo
'''"Bullet conservation, Marlton, bullet conservation!"

- Said when running low on ammo. '''







Finding parts and crafting
'''"Portable wind generator, courtesy of your resident genius!"

- Upon creating the Turbine. '''

'''"Here. Definitely here."

- Upon placing the Turbine. '''

'''"This seems an ideal placement."

- When placing the Turbine. '''

Beginning
'''"If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Marlton!"

- At the beginning. '''

Being hit by a Zombie
'''"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me."

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

'''"Ain't no one allowed to touch Russman!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

'''"You no good freakalope!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him. '''

Mystery Box
'''"Get ready to kiss the sky, Necro-Fuckers!"

- After getting the War Machine from the Mystery Box '''

"You tryin' to say I need a shotgun 'cause I'm old, devil-boss?"

- After receiving the S12.

Power-Up
'''"Full up, wipe out!"

- Russman after getting the Max Ammo power up. '''

Denizens
'''"What's that? I heard something!"

- After hearing a Denizen's scream. '''

Finding parts and crafting
'''"Work, damn you!"

- After placing a crafted object. '''





Tower of Babble Easter Egg
"Excellent! You did it! But now, you must turn off the power. An active power grid will disrupt all communications between us, and will make it impossible to accomplish the mission I have for you. Shut down the power."

- After turning on the power

T.E.D.D.

 * "Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing from HAARP research station." - When Entering the bus


 * "It is unsafe to distract a driver while the bus is operational." - Shooting Ted


 * "Vandals will be ejected without a refund." - Knifing Ted


 * "Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!" - Random


 * "Warning, warning. Software failure imminent." - Random


 * "Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all." -Annoying Ted


 * "Door privileges have been fucking revoked!" - Annoying Ted


 * "Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!" - Annoying Ted


 * "Get your ass off my bus!" - Annoying Ted


 * "Now crossing the Grand Canyon." - Random


 * "Fuck you, now I am not stopping!" - Annoying Ted


 * "Now entering the island of Hawaii, you're all going to die" - Random


 * "Please remember to pay in exact change" - Random


 * "Thank you for joining us! We know it's dangerous who you get on the bus with, and we are privileged to have you aboard!" - While getting on the bus.


 * "Please remove all baggage from the seat next to you, to make room for upcoming passengers!" - Random
 * "All passengers who engage in violence will be forcefully ejected!"- Random