User blog comment:Gman111/Story/@comment-1610535-20100419133034

I got one for ya... Once while sitting at home, bored. I decided to staple my face to the carpet after tying my cat to the tree and poking it with a dull stick. Afterwards I painted the remainder of my face blue and howled at the sun for 45 minutes, before jumping into a pool full of snot and spinal fluid. The End.