User:Ice Water Fearlessly Trained Walruses

IW FTW is a user, appearing on the Call of Duty Wiki.

Bio
I am IW FTW, and I am a user on this wiki. It took me a long time to come up with my name, around 10 seconds. FLAT. I like to do stuff, like playing video games. I'm also in a band. I think that both of the main developers of CoD are good at what they do, but I prefer Infinity Ward's games. This user keeps getting better and better :D.

Games I Play
I'll make a list, just to make the page bigger :D. Games are in no particular order, except for thought.

Wii- The Legend of Zelda (all games except Twilight Princess [and I own TP, I just dont like it]), Call of Duty Modern Warfare Reflex Edition, Call of Duty World At War, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Bros. (lots of them, dont feel like listing)

Xbox 360- Call of Duty World At War, Call of Duty 4, Homefront, Mass Effect 2, Counter Strike (I play the Xbox 1 version), Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty Black Ops, Battlefield 1943, Battlefield Bad Company 2, Portal 2

PC- Counter Strike Source, Team Fortress 2, Battlefield Heroes, Portal

Stuff Nobody Cares About
Creative name for the "Trivia" section, right? RIGHT.
 * This user calls Modern Warfare 2 "Modern Sasquash S**t 2" a la Cr1TiKaL, even though he loves the game.
 * This user also calls people who use ghille suits "Wookies", also a la Cr1TiKaL, because people who use the Recon kit in Battlefield Bad Company 2 kit get ghille suits, and they look like Wookies.
 * This user is a brony. Would have never guessed, right?
 * This user obsesses with the Awesome Smiley Face.
 * This user only uses Heavy in TF2, and only plays as SEAL Team 6 on Counter-Terrorists and Elite Crew on Terrorists in Counter Strike Source.
 * This user probably can't do medium range sniping (not 1337 Qu1cK5K0p3z) after playing Battlefield Bad Company 2. The sniping in that game is just awesome, though. You aim ABOVE your enemy's head at medium to extreme range, and get a headshot PLUS a 50+ point Marksman Bonus. EXTREMELY satisfying and fun, IMO.
 * This user's favorite team in MW2 is the Navy SEALS, despite them having the worst camo in the game, for their spawn theme alone. It's THAT hardcore.
 * This user HATES playing as SOG in Black Ops (don't get me started with that excuse for entertainment) simply for the Bowman announcer. In fact, I liked the Russian that killed him more than Bowman. NO RACIST.
 * On the topic of Bowman, the first time this user played Payback, he didn't kill the Russian in the tunnels. Woods killed him.
 * This user can't stay in Third Person when typing my own profile page.
 * This user listens to Jhonathan Coultan's "Want You Gone" (the song at the end of Portal 2) for hours on end.
 * This user can't look at chicken wings, cupcakes, Pinkie Pie, or Rainbow Dash the same way again after reading "Cupcakes". IW's LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER read "Cupcakes". It's terrible, in both quality and imagery.
 * This user has resolved the horror that is "Cupcakes" and all things related to "Cupcakes". How? Reading another murderfest fan fic and its alternate ending. The ending was just TOO happy. :D
 * This user owns Call of Duty World at War THREE TIMES (Wii, Xbox, and PC), Call of Duty 4 TWO TIMES (Wii, Xbox), and both Portals, along with TF2, and Counter Strike TWICE (Xbox and PC).
 * This user never prestiges. It's a waste. I've been sitting on 0th prestige in BO for 8 months.
 * This user got deranked by a 1337 h4xX0r in Call of Duty 4. What a shame. I have, like, -2 MILLION XP. I need a 10th lobby just to get to level FIVE. Tis a pity :*(.
 * This user's favorite mission in any video game evar is The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday. In fact, he plays this mission, along with Just Like Old Times for fun whenever he's bored and wants some CoD.
 * This user's first CoD was World At War for Wii.
 * This user lacks the knowledge to make the above table black. It would make it 20% cooler if it were black. Someone help me. Please? Green>Black.
 * This user would like to thank you for reading THIS FAR into his page. I mean seriously. Thanks.

Quotes From Users
"KICK HIM FROM LIFE LAWL" -Lucas88bam on a certain troll (I forgot who lol)


 * CeliB15:"CAN I BE AN ADMIN?"
 * Jar teh Marksman: "No"
 * CeliB15:"WHY NOT?"
 * Jar teh Marksman:"You've only been here for 5 minutes."

-Jar teh Marksman denying a Degrassian adminship.


 * "IW FTW is my favorite person on this wiki"- Intervention 100
 * "Are you trying to overthrow me IW? Are you!"- The Wanderer that is Alone
 * "no. not..... yet :D"- IW FTW
 * "*stabs IW FTW in the stomach with a burning rod*"- Wanderer

-an intresting turn of events on the wiki, which resulted in Trollestia thinking I was going to spark a revolution of his dictatorship (and me going along with it lol). Shouts out to Intervention 100 :D. Thanks.

"*Dr. Frohman gets grabbed by the secret police for loling*" -Trollestia ruling with an iron hoof.

"Dear Princess celsetia: today i found out that some people arent tollerant against us, so we had no other choice than killing them haters and mutilating their remains and give them to dogs, it was fun. Trully yours Your most Faithful student." -Twilight Sparkle (the user) on haters in a report to Trollestia.

"its can be reason for you call of duty suck in the wikia because this is chat for call of duty not a pony and i dont want to here CUTE or something related with pony and i known PONY IS A COCK" -Edward Richtofen991 on the brony conversations in the chat. Features no grammar. Haterz gonna hate.

"ew bo" -Smuff on Black Ops.


 * "hey any suggestions on my new username" -Intervintionisbeast


 * "barret.50calisbeast" -Thumps4DaZomb

-Interventionisbeast and Thumps4DaZomb on Interventionisbeast changing his name.

"Baseplate, this is Bravo, we've got a large number of haters on the ground, you copy? Bravo, this is Baseplate, we are sending you an AC-1Pony to help clear the haters up. Bravo, this is Griffon, what munitions do you need? Griffon, use Youtube Links. Bravo, the Youtube Links have cleared some haters, but a large group still remains. Alright, Griffon, use Rainbow Dash. Tell Her to use Sonic Rainbooms with prejudice. Bravo, this is Griffon, the haters are dispersing. We're heading home. Alright, Griffon, see you back at base. Bravo, out." -Metlman13

"IW, I can't read your quotes because of the ponies breaking thru my screen!" -Aces Creed on this page

"You can't spell Slaughter or Funeral without Laughter and Fun." -Jar teh Marksman

My Favorite Quotes Not From This Wiki
''Physics is friendship. Because if Physics is magic and friendship is magic, due to the transitive property, Physics = friendship.''

-Me regarding the value of Physics

THE ANIMATION OF THAT STUPID SHOW LOOKS LIKE A LESS FUZZY SOUTH PARK!!!

-My friend on the (beautiful) animation of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. It's a shame. The only thing of animation of that show that he has seen is PMVs in 240p, and not even that looks anywhere NEAR bad. I REALLY want to show him what it looks like in 1080p, but he refuses to watch it. FiM is the most beautifully animated show I have ever seen IMO, especially in HD.

This User's In-CoD Favorites
Please note that I have never played the CoDs before 4, so I obviously can't say what my favorites for those games are.

All Of Call Of Duty

 * Favorite Single-Player: Modern Warfare 2
 * Favorite Multi-Player: Call of Duty 4
 * Favorite Zombies: I really don't know, TBH. Black Ops has all the good maps from W@W plus Ascension, but W@W has better guns, maps, and graphics. Really hard decision.
 * Favorite Graphics: Call of Duty 4
 * Favorite Mission: The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday
 * Favorite Team: Tie between Black Ops (minus the screaming "RELOADING, COVER ME") and Navy SEALs
 * Preferred Weapons: Assault Rifles
 * Favorite Map: I really don't know.
 * Favorite Victory Song: Militia
 * Favorite Defeat Song: Task Force 141
 * Favorite Game: Modern Warfare 2 (CoD4 before the hackers showed up)

Call of Duty 4

 * Favorite Mission: All Ghillied Up
 * Favorite Campaign: SAS
 * Favorite Character: Cap'n Price
 * Least Favorite Character: SSgt Griggs or Lt. Vasquez
 * Favorite Maps: I have none. I really like them all except for Shipment.
 * Least Favorite Map: Shipment
 * Favorite Faction: SAS
 * Favorite Gun: MP5 or G36C
 * Favorite SMG: MP5
 * Favorite AR: G36C
 * Favorite LMG: M60E4
 * Favorite Sniper: Barret .50 Cal
 * Favorite Shotgun: M1014
 * Favorite Perk 1: Bandolier or Frag x3
 * Favorite Perk 2: Stopping Power
 * Favorite Perk 3: Steady Aim
 * Favorite Camo: Blue Tiger

Call of Duty World At War

 * Favorite Mission: I really don't know, TBH.
 * Favorite Campaign: Red Army
 * Favorite Character: Roebuck (Jack Bauer in WWII FTW)
 * Least Favorite Character: I don't have one
 * Favorite Maps: Airfield, Castle, Cliffside, Dome, Hangar, Upheavel, Banzai, Breach, Revolution
 * Least Favorite Map: Tank Maps, but especially Seelow
 * Favorite Faction: Red Army
 * Favorite Gun: PPSh-41
 * Favorite SMG: PPSh-41
 * Favorite Rifle: Gewer-43 or M1 Garand
 * Favorite LMG: Type 99 or MG-42
 * Favorite Bolt Action Rifle: Kar98k non scoped, PTRS-41 scoped
 * Favorite Shotgun: Double Barrel Shotgun
 * Favorite Perk 1: Bandolier
 * Favorite Perk 2: Stopping Power
 * Favorite Perk 3: Dead Silence
 * Favorite Nazi Zombie Map: Der Reise
 * Favorite Gun In Zombies: PPSH-41 or MG-42

Modern Warfare 2

 * Favorite Mission: The Only Easy Day... Was Yesterday
 * Favorite Campaign: Task Force 141
 * Favorite Character: Cap'n Price
 * Least Favorite Character: Makarov's buddys in No Russian
 * Favorite Maps: Afghan, Derail, Favela, Karachi, Scrapyard, Terminal
 * Least Favorite Map: Rust or Wasteland
 * Favorite Faction: Navy SEALS
 * Favorite Gun: ACR
 * Favorite SMG: UMP.45
 * Favorite AR: ACR
 * Favorite LMG: RPK
 * Favorite Sniper: Intervention or M21 EBR
 * Favorite Shotgun: AA-12
 * Favorite Perk 1: Sleight of Hand
 * Favorite Perk 2: Stopping Power or Cold-Blooded
 * Favorite Perk 3: Ninja
 * Favorite Camo: Desert, Blue Tiger, or Fall (only on some guns)

Call of Duty Black Ops

 * Favorite Mission: The second half of WMD or the second half of Redemption
 * Favorite Campaign: Hudson
 * Favorite Character: Hudson
 * Least Favorite Character: Bowman
 * Favorite Maps: Radiation, Cracked, Convoy, Hangar 18
 * Least Favorite Map: Nuketown, Firing Range, Berlin Wall for Domination, Kowloon for Domination or objectives without at least a party of 3, Stadium, Hotel, Drive-In, Silo
 * Favorite Faction: Black Ops or NVA
 * Favorite Gun: AK-47, Galil, AK74u, AUG, Commando, MPL, Spectre (I have none, really. This is just what I use mostly)
 * Favorite SMG: AK74u with Rapid Fire, MP5k without it
 * Favorite AR: AUG, Galil, AK-47, or Commando
 * Favorite LMG: M60
 * Favorite Sniper: PSG1
 * Favorite Shotgun: Stakeout (only with Grip)
 * Favorite Perk 1: Ghost or Hardline
 * Favorite Perk 2: Sleight of Hand
 * Favorite Perk 3: Tactical Mask
 * Favorite Camo: Nevada, Ice, Berlin, Warsaw, or Olive (in no particular order)