Buried/Quotes

This is a list of the character's quotes for the zombies map Buried.

Miscellaneous
"Somehow... I don't think that wound's gonna heal easily."

- At the beginning of the match.

"Aww he's scared."

- After unlocking The Giant

"Shouldn't we be lookin' to explore a little?"

- Said at round 2 and the player is still in processing.

"Hm, is there a connection between this chalk and the question marks?"

- Said after finding wall weapon chalk.

"I get the feeling the only inhabitants are gonna be in the undead variety..."

- Said after entering the town.

"Guess this ain't done yet."

- when finding a crafting table with an unfinished buildable on it.

"Sooner or later' I'm gonna need this."

- When picking up a part.

"Maybe this one's more important."

- When swapping parts.

"This looks right. I think..."

- When adding a part.

"This is just a small part for somethin'... bigger."

- When picking up a part.

Zombies
"That's payback, fucker!"

- After killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"Little too close for my liking!"

- After killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"You don't get no second chances!"

- After killing a zombie that recently attacked.

Weapons
"Now would be a good time to catch a Max Ammo."

- When low on ammo.

"Hey, player! Switch weapons!"

- When the weapon being used is out of ammo, but the secondary weapon has ammo.

Perk-A-Colas
"*voice gets deeper* I thought this stuff was suppose to make you stronger. *a few seconds later, voice gets really deep* Ain't happened yet."

- After drinking Juggernog.

Mystery Box
"Oh, a Ray Gun! Is this my birthday or something?"

- Upon aquiring a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box

Miscellaneous
"The structural integrity of the earth is barely maintained!"

- At the start of the match.

"It seems that this place was a ghost town long before the tectonic shift."

- Upon entering the town.

"Manual labour may distract me from the utter hopelessness of my situation."

- When barricading a window.

"I'm confident that this facility predates the rift. As such, there may be more to it than meets the eye..."

- At the beginning of round 2.

"ergh, it's okay. Agh, don't worry, I'm not hurt.Badly..."

- When falling down the hole into the town.

"Ah, it would seem this room has no viable exit."

- After entering The Giant's room.

"He appears to have cleared an obstacle for us! His destructive power just may prove useful!"

- After The Giant destroys a barricade.

"I myself have something of an intolerance to sugar."

- After picking up Candy.

"Take it. Aheh heh, gentle..."

- When giving The Giant Candy.

"Perhaps this liquor bottle may be useful."

- After picking up Booze.

"I recognise the relationship of cause and effect. And that's "E-ffect" with an "E" as opposed to "A-ffect", as in affectation, something you carry around with you Russman. Affectation of bravado, yes, I see what you're up to!"

- Upon entering the maze. This is also said upon gaining a persistent upgrade or a random perk bottle.

"I would feel safer not carrying this around in my pocket. You never know what might happen."

- When depositing money into the bank.

"Evidently, I have no option other than to trust you with this."

- When depositing money into the bank.

"Uh, shouldn't you give me a receipt?"

- When withdrawing money from the bank.

Zombies
"What is it with you freaks always trying to touch me?!"

- When killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"From the moment you touched me, your fate was sealed!"

- When killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"Will you stop screaming when I'm hitting you!"

- When killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Ah ah ah, no more top shelf purchases for you."

- When shooting a zombie's arm off.

"The dead can't speak, so SHUT UP!"

- Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"They say no good deed goes unpunished; your deed wasn't even good."

- Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"It is rare for me to resort to profanity, but would you please just fuck off!"

- Upon killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"What was that cool thing Stuhlinger said...oh yeah, I am kicking names and taking ass!"

- Upon killing a large amount of zombies.

"Fortune smiles on the brave! And in this case, me too!"

- Upon killing a large amount of zombies.

"Is it wrong to hope that Misty may yet come to my rescue?"

- When surrounded.

"Are we still working as a team? Albeit a reluctant and unlikely one."

- When surrounded.

"Before you ask, no, my legs aren't shaking!"

- When surrounded.

"Your execution was executed with exemplary precision!"

- After getting a headshot with a sniper rifle.

"When you lose your legs, don't come running to me!"

- After making a crawler.

"Just so you know, further action is required if he is to be silenced for good!"

- After making a crawler.

"Help! HELP!"

- While being attacked by Mistress.

"What could a supernatural being possibly want with money?"

- After having points stolen by Mistress.

"I didn't get a look at my assailant, but I think I've been mugged!"

- After having points stolen by Mistress.

"Don't worry Misty! I'll jump in front of them if I have to!"

- When seeing Misty being surrounded.

Weapons
"I doubt that any of my companions appreciate the true elegance of sniper rifles."

- When buying the M14.

Perk-A-Cola
"This may be essential to our survival. I hope this fact is lost on Stuhlinger."

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"*cough* I am intolerant to sugar and dairy. Hope that neither is an ingredient in this beverage!"

- After drinking Speed Cola.

"This tastes like liquid ass."

- After drinking Mule Kick.

"*Pinching nose* I do not think I can bear this foul odor much longer!"

- While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.

"I appear to be in the epicenter of this noxious cloud!"

- While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.

"Yes, I am all too aware of the noxious odor emanating from my person."

- While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.

"I fear I will never be able to scrub this wretched stench from my skin!"

- While standing in a Vulture-Aid gas cloud.

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Horses can and will bite if provoked!"

- After collecting a Vulture-Aid ammo or points packet.

"It's better than nothing, albeit by the tiniest of margins."

- After collecting a Vulture-Aid ammo or points packet.

Power-ups
"I will not speculate as to the supernatural nature of all this."

- After receiving a Max Ammo

"Fortune smiles on the brave! And the beautiful, and the stupid."

- After receiving a Max Ammo

"I wish we had more rewards based on simple mathematics!"

- After receiving a Double Points.

"Hey, Stuhlinger! Yeah, you see that two with an 'X' next to it? It means TWICE as much!"

- After receiving a Double Points.

"Perhaps we can find a way to trigger such blasts at a time of our own choosing."

- After receiving a Nuke.

"Now's my chance to look good in front of Misty!"

- After receiving an Insta-Kill.

"Alas, my metamorphosis into a killing machine is only temporary."

- After receiving an Insta-Kill.

"Does the phrase 'the least I can do' mean anything to anyone?"

- After receiving a Carpenter.

Mystery Box
"One day, when time permits, I will dismantle this intriguing device. How else am I going to unlock its secrets?"

- After receiving the Ray Gun from the box. (possible reference to the dismantled ray gun found in "Five")

"If a .50 caliber round from the semi-automatic proves ineffective then we may have bigger problems than previously thought."

- After receiving the Barrett M82A1 from the box.

"Has this undergone adequate testing? I would hate to be used as some kind of guinea pig."

- After receiving the Paralyzer from the box.

"Sixteen round capacity. Four shells and four barrels. This should prove useful I think..."

- After receiving the M1216 from the box.

Miscellaneous
"Huh, we came all this way to look at a big hole in the earth?"

- After the match starts.

"What are all these huge machines? Do they serve some grand purpose?"

- After round 2 starts. (possible reference to Moon's easter egg, Richtofen's Grand scheme)

"Aooooow! Dammit! That hurt! They should put a sign up there!"

- After falling down the hole into the town.

"How come Misty ain't doing this? Don't it count as house work?"

- While repairing a window.

"When in doubt, board up some windows."

- While repairing a window.

"Uuh, if a guy that big is scared? What does that tell you?"

- After opening The Giant's cell.

"Hey, he broke some shit! Way to go, fella."

- After The Giant destroys a barricade.

"I wonder who left this perfectly good booze here anyway?"

- After picking up booze.

"This place never looked any better. Powers on now!"

- After turning on the power.

"Ow! What the hell was that?"

- After hitting the ceiling while flying with the Paralyzer.

"Ow, dammit! I just banged my stupid head on a stupid invisible wall!"

- Upon hitting the ceiling while flying with the Paralyzer.

"Can't that big goon do something about these stumpy little bastards?"

- After spotting a crawler while The Giant is free from his cell.

"Maybe I'll lick at it every now and again, just for some flavour."

- After picking up candy.

"Aw you little freaks will be in trouble when our friend shows up!"

- After spotting a crawler while The Giant is free from his cell.

"Have I seen this before? Sure looks familiar."

- After building a turbine.

"Hey! I found some candy! sweet!"

- After picking up candy.

"What? It's still here? I half expected it to be involved in some bullshit scheme!"

- When withdrawing points from the bank.

"Shouldn't you give me a reward for being a loyal customer? Y'know, like a pen, or anything?"

- When withdrawing points from the bank.

"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Huh? Draw my own weapons? Hey, that's not a bad idea."

- After picking up chalk.

"It's a bomb everybody down! Oh wait. False alarm!"

- Said after placing a time bomb

Mystery Box
"Looks like its time for some darn tootin' six shootin'!"

- After receiving the Remington New Model Army from the box.

"Hehey monkey! I'm Samuel. We're gonna be really good friends."

- After receiving the Monkey Bomb from the box.

"Eh, ain't no use to me if it don't come with instructions."

- After receiving the Time Bomb from the box.

"Hey Misty! Wanna see a cool trick with a shotgun? Come here! I'll show ya!"

- After receiving the S12 from the box.

"Everybody loves sniper rifles. And when I mean everybody, I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!"

- Upon receiving a sniper rifle from the Mystery Box.

"I'm being serious. Who got up one day and decided to invent this pointless piece of shit?"

- Upon receiving a Ballistic knife from the box.

"You know I've got to say even after losing my big toe in that mishap, I still really like shotguns."

- Upon receiving a shotgun from the box.

"Infinite ammo?! That's like one of the things that are too good to be true!"

- Upon receiving the Paralyzer from the Mystery Box.

Weapons
"I'm the fastest gun there is!"

- While killing zombies with the Remington New Model Army.

"Oh I can't even begin to tell you how much I like this new Ray Gun!"

- Upon killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II.

"I suppose science is okay for some things, weapons actually."

- Upon killing zombies with the Ray Gun Mark II.

"Sometimes, you just gotta go with what's closest at hand."

- After buying an off-wall weapon.

Power-Ups
"Last time I heard something that loud it came from Russman!"

- After receiving a nuke.

Zombies
"Scratch my back, I'll fuckin' snap yours!"

- After killing a zombie that recently attacked.

"It was you or me pal, easy question if you ask me."

- After killing a zombie with a knife.

Perk-A-Cola
"So uh, In what ways does this drink make me a mule? Oh, it makes me carry more weapons! I was WAY off!"

- After drinking Mule Kick

"I'll try anything if it helps me stay alive."

- After drinking Juggernog.

"My eyes could do with a little tuna. I got a lot of dirt in them before."

- After drinking Vulture Aid.

"(screams in disgust) I smell like one of them now!"

- Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.

"Something around here stinks! Oh wait, I think it's me."

- Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.

"I hope this rotten stench fades away soon!"

- Upon standing in a gas cloud caused by Vulture Aid.

Miscellaneous
"That's more than just a hole in the ground, that's The Rift."

- After spawning.

"Its a mining operation of some kind. Who knows if they're still operational."

- After seeing mining machines still working.

"Oh mama! Darn near splintered my bones on landing!"

- After sliding down into the Burroughs.

"I wanted a weapon, and you gave me chalk. What, I supposed to draw a weapon myself?"

- After obtaining weapon chalk.

"How'd a sweet little place like this come to get buried underground?"

- After dropping into the town area.

"We could just use the key..."

- After seeing The Giant for the first time in a game.

"Hey big fella, there something you need?"

- After opening the cage of The Giant.

"I'll take it, even though I ain't even thirsty."

- After obtaining some Booze.

"Hmm. I must've missed something somewhere."

- After going to a crafting table without any parts.

"Why am I always walking into things!"

- After hitting his head on the roof by flying with the Paralyzer.

"Hoo hoo! Check out the huge dude!"

- After seeing The Giant for the first time.

"Hey! I found us a key!"

- After obtaining a key.

"I'll take the booze! Even though my wild partying days are long gone."

- After obtaining some Booze.

"That's starting to look familiar... Or is it..."

- After adding the last piece to something.

"My back is killing me right now!"

- After placing down a Trample Steam.

"What exactly happened?"

- After receiving a persistent upgrade.

"It may be just a penny, but I'll sure as hell take it!"

- After receiving a money pouch from Vulture-aid.

"If I get lost, I can just set up camp for the night."

- After seeing the maze.

"I'm taking this for now, but don't be surprised if I throw it off a cliff."

- Upon picking up a Trample Steam.

"Did we just get zapped like we do with the teleporters?"

- rAfter using the Time Bomb. (references the old teleporters that can travel through time)

Power-Ups
"That'll shut'em up for a little bit."

- After receiving a nuke.

"Whoever's in charge, keep them ammo drops coming!"

- After receiving a Max Ammo.

"That may be my favorite thing in the whole dumb world."

- After receiving a nuke.

Zombies
"I'm going to make damn sure you see the errors of your ways!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him.

Mystery Box
"I always thought that older things were better. Maybe this is an exception."

- After receiving the Ray Gun Mark II from the box.

Weapons
"I sure hope my other weapon's locked and loaded!"

- After out of ammo and there is ammo for his other weapon.

"Now would be a good time to use my other gun!"

- After noticing he's run out of ammo, and has ammo for his other weapon.

"I need something in a hurry!"

- After buying an off the wall weapon.

Perk-A-Cola
"Woah, don't know if helping others matters much to me."

- After drinking Quick Revive.

Ludvig Maxis
"The process has begun! Now I can control the Aether's energy! I can, at last, reach Agartha!"

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted. This can be a hint to the final DLC zombies map.

"Regretfully, I must inform you that neither the Earth nor its people will survive."

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"Once the gate is open I'll be finally reunited with my dearest Samantha!"

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"Attention my corporeal friends. You can hear me, yes. Our journey inches ever closer to its conclusion. This location represents a fine piece of a puzzle beyond the comprehension of your mortal minds. With your help, we can heal the earth. Energy from the Aether is at its strongest this close to the rift. You must harness this energy in order to power the tower seen from this vantage point. In order to achieve our goal, we must venture beneath the surface. I will endeavor to monitor and advise your progress, but you must remain vigilant. Richtofen will stop at nothing to achieve his psychotic goals."

- Said at the start of the match.

Edward Richtofen (Demonic Announcer)
"Ah, you fools! Why did you listen to him?"

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"Ah, I tried so hard to warn you. DUMMKOPF!"

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"Hello? Are you forgeting something? Even if your wretched daughter is still alive, she has MY BODY!"

- When all Easter Eggs are completed on Maxis' side, and the Navcards are accepted.

"You must do what I say Sam, it really is very important!"

- At the start of the first round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg for Richtofen's side.

"You need to get the others to do what you tell them. That's what working together is, ah? DO IT!"

- At the start of the second round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg for Richtofen's side.

"Explain it to them! I don't care if they are talking over you! Just tell them what they HAVE TO DO!"

- At the start of the third round since going under the surface and the group have not started the Easter Egg for Richtofen's side.

""Why won't you listen?! Was it something I said? I'm so annoyed, I don't even want to speak to you!""

- At the start of the fourth round since going under the surface and Richtofen's side has not been started.

""You really are quite pathetic aren't you. Where would you be if it wasn't for me? Nowhere, that's where! I HATE you! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!""

- At the start of the fifth round since going under the surface And Richtofen's side of the Easter Egg has not been started.

Edward Richtofen (Zombie)
""CURSE YOU MAXIS! YOU AND YOUR STUPID GIRL! You're always ruining my fun und games!""

- As a zombie

""Ahh, the bodies are so FILTHY! So DIRTY, so STINKY! Hah-hah, I'm gonna KILL you!""

- As a zombie

""I have been trapped for all eternity! Do you have any idea how long that is?""

- As a zombie

""What? Oh, nien! (high pitched whining) This is not how this was supposed to turn out!""

- As a zombie

""I'm trapped! I'm rotting! I'm HUNGRY!!!""

- As a zombie

""It's like you're not even listening to me anymore...""

- As a zombie

""Help me, Samual! I was always a good friend to you, wasn't I?""

- As a zombie

Ghost
"You will stay forever..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"This is my house..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"You do not belong here..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"Don't be alarmed!"

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"You know we are here!"

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"The house is a shadow of its glory."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"Can you feel my presence?"

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"No one can help you..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"You should leave!"

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"What do you want?"

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"This house holds many secrets..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"So many souls trapped forever..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"Look behind you..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"I'm The Lady of the House..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

"I can see you..."

- When watching the survivors from the mansion.

Multiple Characters
Short conversations spoken by multiple characters at any given moment.

"Samuel? Samuel Stuhlinger?"

- Richtofen

"What? Oh no, not again!"

- Samuel

"Calm yourself Samuel. We're all friends here, are we not?"

- Richtofen

"Uhhh, not really. Me and Russman are buddies but uh, I hate that girl with a passion."

- Samuel

"We have no time for petty rivalries mein friend. I feel that Maxis may be manipulating your companions into following his orders! He's a very convincing liar.I know this firsthand. For now you must focus only on gaining control of the tower above ground. It is more important than you could possibly imagine!"

- Richtofen

"Sooo...no pressure then?"

- Samuel

"The components necessary to build an energy conduit to power the tower will only source from this location. When you find them, you must ensure they are not used to help Maxis!"

- Richtofen

"Finally, I am in control! The aether is mine to manipulate as I wish. The world is now my own personal plaything! A-HA HA!"

- Richtofen

"What have you done?!"

- Maxis

"I've won, Maxis! That's what I've done! (laughter)"

- Richtofen

"But what about Samantha? Your actions condemn my daughter's very soul to eternal damnation! Even if you do not care for her, surely you wish to return to your own body?"

- Maxis

"Not really, no. And I already possess the power to leave this netherworld, and re-enter the physical realm once more. I can choose anybody I wish! Ahahaha! As for you, Maxis, you will simply cease to be! Auf wiedersehen (goodbye), toodles! Hahahaha!"

- Richtofen

"NOOOO!"

- Maxis

"Take a deep breath, Samuel. We're about to get a whole lot closer."

- Richtofen

Richtofen joins Samuel in his body. "Ahh, that's... what's the word... corporeal?... uh, no no no, physical! Whatever. I have my very own body! I can touch! I can feel, hoho! I can smell! (He sniffs) Ohh, maybe that's not such a good thing, what is that stink? No, wait, something's wrong. I am struggling to control my movements! Maybe I just need some practice?"

- Richtofen

"Hey, hey, wha... what's going on?"

- Samuel

"Oh, Samuel! You're still here? Okay, okay, this is a little awkward. Ah, it's really not that different to how since it was before, Sammy. We get to talk to each other, play games, have fun. It's really quite exciting! You'll like the fact that we're going to be eating more salad. Ha ha ha, that doesn't come in a bowl. But I do understand, Sammy. Just carry on as normal! And I'll try to leave you alone for a while."

- Richtofen


 * At the end of Richtofen's side of Mined Games.

"The process has begun! Now I control the aether energy! I can, at last, reach Agartha!"

- Maxis

"Ah, You fools! Why did you listen to him?!"

- Richtofen

"Regretfully, I must inform you that neither the Earth, nor its people will survive."

- Maxis

"Ah, I tried so hard to warn you. DUMMKOPF!"

- Richtofen

"Once the gateway is open, I will finally be reunited with my dearest Samantha!"

- Maxis

"Hello? Are you forgetting something? Even if your wretched daughter is still alive, she has MY BODY!"

- Richtofen

"If you are so eager to re-enter the physical world, Richtofen. I will grant you that wish!"

- Maxis


 * At the end of Maxis's side of Mined Games.