User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/best insult ever/@comment-1627289-20100303101929

The coolest argument/insult/flame war I've ever heard was between my music teacher and I. To him, Silver Chair is the best band in the world....

So it starts off when we were analysing the song "Freak" by Silver Chair, I muttered "What a gay song this is." Then the teacher, who's name halariously rhyms with freak said, "Metallica's such a gay band."

Whole class face palmed because they knew what was going to happen. I replied, "Well, at least my name doesn't rhym with the following words; freak, streak, meak, leak, weak...wish for me to go on, sir?" Then he instigated that I was hating on Australian music, I said, "I don't hate Australian music, that's such an ugly word, much like your face."

Then he said something like, "Yeah....well....your mother's ugly." Then I said, "Now, you know full well my mother knows which staff room you are in, plus my brother would not take kindly to this. Do you wish to start a fight that will involve myself, my bother and my mother? I thunk not."

Not exactly funny, memorable.