User:PotatOS

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'Note: This User want to NOT get involved in any Flame-War, get Flame-Bitten, or put out a Flame-Bait. If you feel I did ANY of these, it is a pure mis-understanding!'

Introduction
Hey guys, Daniel here. I'm a student who lives in Panama and has a PS3, but I don't care which console is better. My PSN ID is w567123daniel. If you wanna chat, just leave me a message on my Talk Page and I will go to IRC. If I don't respond to your message, that practically means I'm offline. I have created a character called "El Conquistador"



Vote if you have been on this page: I was on this badass User-Page of Commander Dan, and I liked it!

Wikias I edit

 * Nazi Zombies Wikia (Semi-Active)
 * Zombipedia (Inactive)
 * CoD Wikia (What were you thinking, lol? Active)
 * Famous Game Character Wikia (Inactive, co-creator if I can call myself like that)
 * Battlefield Wikia (Inactive)

Life of "El Conquiscador"
"El Conquiscador" was born in 1987 in a shack in Rio de Janeiro. At age 14, he got deep into the criminal underworld of Rio de Janeiro, dealing with drugs, arms and stealing those. He was in charge of a special group that stole drugs and arms in worth of 100,000$ or more. His breakthrough was when he managed to steal Heroin in worth of 567,000$ from the Russian Mafia in Brazil, and he gained his Nickname,"El Conquiscador". His true identity is unknown. At age 23, he was in every single police database, wanted in every single country, feared by every single Mafia. He continued to rack up money and drugs and by the year 2015, he is estimated to have stolen drugs in worth of at least 7,000,000$.



Death of "El Conquiscador"
Every nice thing has an end. So has Conquiscador's life. When he was in a drug deal in the Favela, the lower part was suddenly rushed by 3 American Special Unit members. He managed to escape with the Marijuana to a market in the Upper Part of the Favela, but this one was later on also rushed by a Special American Squad. It was too late to escape, so he fought for his life, but, unfortunately, he died. That was the end of "El Conquiscador". It is unknown why the Favela was rushed, but speculated that American Agencies found out his hiding spot. He is known for playing Call of Duty in hell.

Modern Warfare 2

 * MP5K w/ Silencer
 * ACR w/ Red Dot Sight
 * Intervention w/ FMJ
 * RPD w/ Extended Magazines
 * USP .45 w/ Tactical Knife
 * Mini Uzi w/ Silencer
 * UMP .45 w/ Silencer
 * G18 w/ Akimbo and Silencer
 * M16A4 w/ Silencer and Holographic Sight

World at War

 * MP40 w/ Extended Magazines
 * MP40 w/ Silencer
 * M1 Garand w/ Sniper Scope
 * Mosin Nagant w/ Sniper Scope
 * Gewehr 43 w/ Aperture Sight
 * STG-44 w/ Aperture Sight

Modern Warfare

 * G36C
 * M4A1

Ma Dream-Class
If I could make a class with ANY gun from ANY CoD-Game, I would choose this:
 * Primary: Wunderwaffe DG-2 w/ Holo Sight (No DG-3 because of Splash Damage.)
 * Secondary: Porters X2 Ray Gun w/ Extended Mags ('Nuff said)
 * Primary Grenade: Molotov Cocktail (Just for show...)
 * Secondary Grenade: Dinosaur Bomb w/ "gravitational pull" (Players attract it. It is as big as a Dinosaur, has 400 Health, and as soon it is in the range of at least 2 people, it will explode with the force of a Javelin.)
 * Perk 1: Scavenger Pro
 * Perk 2: Sleight of Hand (WaW version is Perk 2....)
 * Perk 3: Last Stand Pro (Ray-Gun RaP3! lol)
 * Knife: Bowie Knife

Modern Warfare 2

 * Ghost
 * Pvt. James Ramirez
 * Cpt. John Price
 * Vladimir Makarov
 * Sgt. Foley
 * Nikolai

World at War

 * Sgt. Reznov
 * Richtofen
 * Nikolai Belinski

Modern Warfare

 * Gaz
 * SSgt. Griggs

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 * Wu Zi Mu
 * Drake Nathan (The guy from Uncharted 2)
 * Ethan Mars
 * "CJ" Carl Johnson

My Ranks

 * World at War - Prestige 3, Level 27
 * Modern Warfare 2 - Prestige 4, Level 50
 * On the wiki: Lieutenant

Modern Warfare 2

 * FbA!
 * J3Rk
 * EVER
 * R&G!
 * NFF!
 * 0.o
 * INFF
 * CDWC

World at War

 * J3Rk
 * EIRE

Games I own (Ordered from best to worst)

 * World at War (Nazi Zombies saved this)
 * GTA: San Andreas (PC version)
 * Heavy Rain
 * Modern Warfare 2
 * Battlefield: Bad Company 2
 * Need for Speed: Most Wanted
 * Plants vs. Zombies
 * Uncharted 2
 * GTA IV
 * Burnout Paradise
 * Need for Speed - Undercover
 * Midnight Club: Los Angeles

Nacht der Untoten

 * Got to Round 21 with 4 People
 * Got to Round 13 Solo

Der Riese

 * Got to Round 25 with 2 People
 * Got to Round 25 with 3.5 People (Lol, one left at about 12 or so...We all had Upgraded Ray Guns, I had an Upgraded Trench Gun, another guy and Upgraded PPSH and MG42 [3 Gun Glitch] and another one Upgraded Browning. I also had the Bowie Knife, but I never got to use it and I had all 4 Perks active. We didn't use Electro-Barriers...)
 * Got to Round 30 (!!) (twice) with 4 People (We were camping in Teleporter Room C on the catwalk. We left crawlers at the end of almost every round, and managed to put on the Electro-Shock Barriers in some rounds. All had Bouncing Betties and upgraded Ray Guns at some point. One guy was glitching, as he was in the underground-passage all alone [Except for the Hellrounds, where we joind him. lol] and he never got down (except at the end). We ALL had ALWAYS upgraded, good guns and two of us had the monkey. Also, another guy got the Wunderwaffe, which made everything a LOT easier. We also had all Perks active at some point.)
 * Upgraded the Ray Gun and the M1919 Browning in one game.
 * Upgraded the Trench Gun and the Ray Gun, again, in one game.
 * Upgraded the Browning, Trench Gun, Ray Gun (Twice), MG42 and PPSh-41 in ONE game.
 * Had all 4 Perks active at one time (coupled with the Upgraded Guns) [Never, EVER buy Double Tap with the upgraded Browning, MG42 or PPSH...)
 * Killed about 900 Zombies in one game.
 * Got the "Pack Addict" Achievement (Upgrade 5 Guns in 1 game)
 * Got the "Acquire Waffle Weapons" Achievement (Get the Wunderwaffe DG-2, Ray Gun and Monkey Bomb at the same time)
 * Got the "Locksmith" Achievement (Open all doors on the map)
 * Got the "Electrician" Achievement (Link all Teleporters before round 7 [I almost always do that])
 * Epicly failed. At first, I bought Speed Cola only to get downed instantly. Then I bought Juggernog only for the same thing to happen. Then I bought Speed Cola again, only to fail epicly. Somehow, though, I managed to keep my Upgraded Browning. However, when I wanted to upgrade my Thompson, I got downed, and this time I did not get revived. Till now, I wasted 8500 Points on Perks and 5000 Points on the Pack-a-Punch. When I went to the Mystery Box, I got the Wunderwaffe DG-2! But guess what, I got downed before I could take it. The next 5 Rounds, I kept buying the STG-44 off the wall cause I had just plain bad luck, and I got downed twice every round. At the end, everybody had like 250 Kills, and I was there with 100 Kills and like 20 or 30 Downs and another guy with like 15 Revives...That was the most epic fail at Der Riese EVER!
 * P.S: I don't keep track of that anymore (As of April 27, 2010)

People I hate

 *  Immature  Little Kids (Although I am also "Little", I feel like I have maturity)Peter.jpg
 * Campers w/ Shotguns
 * Prestige Hackers
 * Nuke Boosters
 * People who think Snipers are Campers
 * Wanna-Be's

Favourite Movies

 * Inglorious Bastards (Simply A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Movie!)
 * 2012 (Epic! I like Epic!)
 * Avatar (Amazing Graphics)
 * Eagle Eye (Pretty Cool)
 * Save Private Ryan (Just watched it. NO FUCKING WORDS!)
 * Defiance (Can't find any words)

Songs I like

 * Spitting Venomn (By: Modest Mouse)
 * Out of Gas (By: Modest Mouse)
 * Dani California (By:RHCP!!!!)
 * Californication (By: RHCP)
 * Basically every song of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (RHCP) except for Fortune Faded and Easily
 * Stormtrooper (By: Pepper)
 * Give it Up (By: Pepper)
 * I Love Marijuana (By: Frank Zappa)
 * This Love! (By: Maroon 5)
 * She will be loved (By: Maroon 5)
 * All the above (By: Maino, Ft. T-Pain)
 * I'm on a boat (By: The Lonely Island, Ft. T-Pain)
 * (Yea, I'm a chiller and a rapper. I don't really like Heavy Metal, though Rock is ok)

Books I like

 * Catcher in the Rye
 * Scorpia
 * A book I don't remember the name of
 * Another book I don't remember the name of

Goals

 * To reach 1,000 Edits on this wiki (Accomplished as of April 22, 6:20 PM Panamanian Time! Thank you, vandals!!!)
 * To reach 1,500 Edits on this wiki (Accomplished as of May 3, Unknown time. Sup!)
 * To reach 2,000 Edits on this wiki (Accomplshed as of...uhh....I think June 1, not sure though xD)
 * To reach 3,000 Edits on this wiki
 * To become a sysop sometime
 * To be well-known and respected by the wiki
 * To reword/rewrite an article (Accomplished as of May 2, 10:10 AM Panamanian Time! I rewrote Der Riese!)

People I consider as Friends, but not sure if THEY consider me as a friend
By the way, if you consider yourself as a friend of mine, feel free to add yourself to the list!
 * Bravo. Bravo 5-9.
 * The COAZ
 * The User-Box maker
 * Sactage
 * The Doc
 * The Terminator
 * Dunn
 * Carebear
 * The Mau
 * Sgt. Smash
 * The CoD
 * |The F.N.G
 * The Dolten

Z0MG Section
Here is a brief description of WWII:

'''Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.) Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy. Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.) UK holds out. Russia & the USA don’t do shit. Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.) Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more. Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor. Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more. The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range. Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing. Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.) Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously. The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan. Russians steal half of Europe. UK’s spent almost every penny it had. US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.'''

Here is a joke: (Warning: Inappropriate!)

'''It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words “bitch” and “bastard”. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, ” dick” and ” “condom” he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say “shit!” from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him it’s the stuff he’s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. “fuck!” she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies it’s what i’m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he starts,” hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the shit off his beard and mom’s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!”'''

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