User blog:Alex Martin Rider/Ahh, the moronic kids that play video games

Okay, so one day I was watching a video of the Black Ops Eminem trailer and I saw a comment saying this:

"DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD HAT?? I THINK CAPTAN PRICE WILL BE IN IT!!!"

So I replied to his comment saying this: "No, that's an IW thing. Treyarch would never do that...." And he said, "actually, its an activision thing. cod2 had price, and﻿ its a treyarch game" So I said: "No, Call of Duty 2 was an IW game. The only Call of Duty games that﻿ Treyarch made were CoD: Big Red One, CoD3, CoD: WaW, and now this. That's all." Then I sent him a PM saying this: http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Duty_Wiki

Come on here so you can know what you're talking about before you say it.

Also, CoD2 was made by IW. Look at the cover.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100117184029/callofduty/images/a/a6/Call_of_Duty_2.jpg Then he says this: "omg ok why dont you read before you say. infinity ward and treyarch make the games. activision produces them. so there is no such thing as "an IW thing" or a "treyarch thing". it donesnt make sense. any game could have anything, as long as its within the same publisher. so saying that a character being shared isnt allowed is like saying sharing of guns is not allowed. every single call of duty made has the colt m1911. is that wrong? no, every call of duty has the us military. is that wrong no. so next time dont be a dick and use ur brain sometime, and i think you should do some research."

He said this: "http://forums.gametrailers.com/thread/young-captain-price-in-black-o/1060500 watch the trailers dumbshit

proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtRnpC7ddv8 stop at :34 and before you bitch about the accent or something, its said that price was an american soldier who moved to the UK to get rid of his history"

I just said this: "......that link has everyone saying what I've been saying.... If you're talking about the CoD4 Price, he's not old enough to have fought in the Cold War, also it couldn't have been him because he was young during the events of the assassination of Imran Zakhaev. If you're talking about the CoD1 or CoD2 Price, the answer is simply that he's too old during the events of WWII to have fought in the Cold War era. If you think that the guy repelling through the window is a new Price, he's not. We already found out his name."

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Weaver_(Black_Ops)

"Don't believe me? Look at the 4:54 when he passes infront of the player. His name appears."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCsiBf1Q1k

If you think the guy with the boonie hat in the Eminem trailer is Price you're also wrong.

http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Unnamed_Radio_Operator_(Black_Ops)

Then he replied with this:

"why are we agruing, u didnt need to start this you know. we'll find out in november"

So, I replied simply saying this:

"I didn't start this, you did. (facepam)"

Then ofcourse he replied with this:

"no....i commented wondering if price was gonna be in this game. then you being the giant cunt you are came in and corrected me"

So then I said this:

"You sent me this in a reply when I calmly explained why you were wrong.

"omg ok why dont you read before you say. infinity ward and treyarch make the games. activision produces them. so there is no such thing as "an IW thing" or a "treyarch thing". it donesnt make sense. any game could have anything, as long as its within the same publisher. so saying that a character being shared isnt allowed is like saying sharing of guns is not allowed. every single call of duty made has the colt m1911. is that wrong? no, every call of duty has the us military. is that wrong no. so next time dont be a dick and use ur brain sometime, and i think you should do some research."

Beside the fact that it was written like a twelve year old, it was also uneducated. I just told you that you were wrong in a calm way."

Then he came back and said this:

"lol i read the first sentence of your message. i didnt ask to be corrected! now stop being a jew and find another person to be a bitch to

wow....i cant believe im arguing with someome with 5 subscribers! hahahahaahahahahah, that actually makes me laugh xD once you get 127 subscribers, like me, come talk to me k?

o ya, if you can do the math that more then 25 times more than you have"

So then I replied to him to say this:

"I don't post videos, I don't really care about subscribers.....

Learn grammar kid. By the way, I'm not a Jew. Why do you use it as an insult? I don't see what's insulting about being called a Jew. Enlighten me would you?"

Then he replied with this:

"ok seriously dude? im not some school boy bitch. if it was in the school year then maybe id care about grammar a little more, but no its summer

for the last time, you started this shit and im ending it your acting like a fucking 10 yr old, and im getting sick and tired of your bitching and me taking my time to write you back

once you get this game, if your parents decide to get it for you, why dont we go 1v1 by the way u write i can tell u suck shit at these games."

Then I realized that I needed to get this dumb kid off my back and to shut the fuck up so I asked the guys on the CoD wiki IRC what to do and the most popular answer was to say that I worked at Treyarch so I said this:

"Kid, you must be about 13 or 14 or atleast you're acting like it. Also, I ended it a while ago by pwning you with facts. I don't want to hear your "kid trying to act like he knows what he's talking about" speech. Or a "kid trying to cover his ass because he knows he was wrong" speech, trust me, I know more about Call of Duty: Black Ops than you. Here's the truth of why I know so much about Call of Duty: Black Ops. I'm a game designer at Treyarch. Happy now. If my boss figures out I told you anything, he'll fire me. Okay? Hope you're happy...."

Then he replied with this as I knew he would:

"HAHAHAHA game designer? i wasnt born yesterday bro. you have to be at least 25 to work for treyarch. a 25 yr old would never ever use the word "pwning"

So then I broke out the believable, fake story cannon and came up with this:

"Yes I would use the word PWN.....I'm not that old....And actually I'm 28. I work on character models. It's really pretty cool. By the way, my friend, Jared Dickinson, got to work on the character model of Reznov. Yes, Reznov is back if you didn't know that already. Then there's our Military Advisor Lt. Col. Hank Keirsey, he's a retired Army veteran. He's a really cool guy. Once he told my when they were testing the game, "Once this guy starts taking fire, I'm gonna punch him in the side of the head. It'll add realism." It was hilarious. Now do you believe me? I've told you about all I can without breaking the contract I signed not to release information. Also, if you think that I'm trying to show off, I'm not. All I do is do effects, such as water, smoke, or fire. One time, I got to do part of the skin for the .357 Magnum that of which is featured in the game. My name is Adam Hoggatt, I was 26 at the time we released Call of Duty: World at War. If you still don't believe me, you can find my name and my friend's name in the credits of Call of Duty: World at War."

Call of Duty: World at War credits. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgS2kerZCo4

So he replied with this:

"good enough for me sounds like a very good game, you have my thanks for makin so many kick ass games. im more into static models and mapping myself. ive done some custom modded maps for medal of honor allied assualt, but thats all. i wanna go to college and work for a big title company like treyarch, or dice, if theyre around by the time id have the opportunity to work there"

After that I laughed my ass off. XD