Gorod Krovi/Quotes

Mystery Box
"Alright Dempsey, once more for old time's sake. OORAH!"

- Upon getting an SMG from a mystery box.

Power-Ups
"Don't really need that now, but I'll take it all the same!"

- Upon receiving Insta-kill.

"No reason to conserve ammo now!"

- Upon receiving Max ammo.

GobbleGum
"Probably should go see a dentist when this is all over..."

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum

Zombies
"115 is packing more and more heat all the time!"

- Upon getting a kill with a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Keep those grimy, maggot infested hands off me!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Back off or back down! Whichever works for you!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

Mystery Box
"It is shame, that violence is required to facilitate lasting peace."

- Upon receiving a weapon from the Mystery Box.

"This city... has seen more in its share of snipers..."

- Upon receiving a sniper rifle from the Mystery Box.

Ammo
"No bullets? Unfortunate. Most unfortunate indeed."

- When running out of ammo.

"Without munitions, my fortunes may soon take turn for the worse."

- Upon running out of ammo. "This is the most unfavorable time for munitions to run low."

- Upon being low on ammo.

Perk-a-Cola
"I'm grateful for any elixir that aids us on our journey."

- Upon consuming a Perk-a-Cola

Power-Ups
"We must hurry, lest we squander this opportunity."

- Upon receiving Double Points.

"Once more, we are blessed with fresh supplies."

- Upon receiving Max Ammo.

"I feel a power coursing through my veins!"

- Upon receiving Insta-Kill.

Zombies
"You have clawed at my body for the last time."

- Upon getting hit by a zombie

Miscellaneous
"This... is a shield unlike those we have seen before. It is... enhanced."

- Upon picking up the Guard of Fafnir.

"From the ashes we can rebuild."

- Upon repairing a barrier.

Mystery Box
"This should do job. Job of killing."

- Upon receiving an LMG from the Mystery Box.

"Nikolai is satisfied- for now."

- Upon receiving an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Rifle is very good at assaulting! Hmm, must be origin of name."

- Upon receiving an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Today has been long day, and it is not yet over."

- Upon receiving an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Long-range weapon only short-term problem. I find better thing soon."

- Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"I wish I had Ray Gun as a child. I would have dealt with rat problem more effectively."

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery box.

"Unfortunately I have to face the enemy at close quarters."

- Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"At least I know this is reliable."

- Upon receiving a shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"I have many memories of shotgun. Few of them aren't happy."

- Upon receiving a shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"Is it true that this fires bullets from pistol? I think someone was making fun."

- Upon receiving an SMG

"Two guns really takes pressure off of being accurate."

- Upon receiving the NX ShadowClaws from the Mystery Box.

"Monkey is perfect analogy of human societal role... I think. Yeah, I am not good at analogies."

- Upon receiving the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

Ammo
"No ammo? This is war-zone, there should be bullets everywhere!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

Perk-a-Cola
"Blech! I suppose foul flavor is sign of good medicine."

- Upon consuming Juggernog.

Power-Ups
"Should I question origin of this unexpected gift?"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Strange voice announces arrival of fresh supplies."

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Why didn't this happen LAST TIME I had no ammo? Huh?"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Let them burn, just as this city has burned."

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"I'm guessing that did not take care of fire-breathing dragon in sky?"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Insta-Kill? I wish there was such thing as Insta-Bacon."

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

GobbleGum
"As child growing up in Russia, real gum was rare... we sucked on rocks. Pebbles if we were lucky."

- Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

"Some flavors are so sour, they almost make cheeks implode."

- Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

"Is it foolish to hope this gum will make me better man?"

- Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

"Perhaps I could get better flavor next time. Rubber, sandpaper. In ideal world, moss."

- Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

Zombies
"I am like one man armored division!"

- Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I have trained my body to ignore pain...Ow!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"My skin is thicker than you realize, hellpig!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"This soviet does not appreciate your touch!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"This is not first time being surrounded. I'm sure it will not be my last!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"You should have made sure I was dead!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"You dare insult me? In my homeland?!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I do not wish to play "tag", hellpig."

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Perhaps you could bother somebody else. I suggest Richtofen!"

- When surrounded.

"Thought your armor made you tough? Clearly you never fought bear!"

- Upon killing a Russian Mangler.

"Finally! That flying thing was really getting under skin."

- Upon killing a Valkyrie Drone.

Miscellaneous
"I have seen enough death to last a lifetime."

- Upon reviving another player.

"It's very pretty shield! Dragon scales are nice touch."

- Upon picking up the Guard of Fafnir.

"As a child, I scavenged for food, not because I was starved but because I was greedy."

- Upon picking up a part.

"In my homeland, it is only best that I have access to best tools. Maybe later I can find new plow."

- Upon Pack-a-Punching a weapon.

"It is like chicken incubator I used on farm... Before it burnt down."

- Upon putting the Dragon Egg in the incubator.

"You have our password, now you help us."

- Upon entering the password to S.O.P.H.I.A.

"If these missing code units will help us, then find them I will."

- In response to S.O.P.H.I.A after entering the password.

"I think little dragon will be Nikolai's new best friend! Yes I do! Yes I do! Won't you little dragon? As long as he doesn't set Nikolai on fire..."

- Upon taking out the Gauntlet of Siegfried.

"Hmm, that smells familiar... Grandmother's soup."

- After traveling through the sewer system.

"I am sorry, Nikolai. I wish...I wish there was another way. But know this, in my heart, I share the same pain as you. The pain that you have buried and blurred behind an alcohol-fueled haze. Yes, the pain of your own memory. You loved, and you lost. Everything else has been... delusional fantasy that distance you from painful truth. You know what I speak of! You remember. Before the bombs fell, before she was taken from us."

- In response to Nikolai 1.0 in the ending cutscene.

"This city... has seen more in its share of pain. It has been witness to horrors that would make most souls question the very concept of humanity itself. It has been known by many names, but I know it as Stalingrad, city of blood."

- Said in the Gorod Krovi Trailer.

Mystery Box
"I don't even know how you're meant to carry this. Am I pointing it the right way?"

- Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"I don't really want this. In fact, I don't know why I even took it."

- Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"I'm sorry, but do you really expect me to use this?!"

- Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"You know what I really desire, box. This was not it!"

- Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Focus, Edward, you can make this work. You can make this work."

- Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, you can just fuck off, box."

- Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"We have been through many battles, Ray Gun. We inch ever closer to the last."

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"A weapon perfectly suited for a man that does not have time to aim. I am that man!"

- Upon receiving an LMG from the Mystery Box.

"I like shotguns, always have. Actually, why would I say such a thing?!"

- Upon receiving a Shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"I really hope Maxis is okay. I miss him."

- Upon receiving any weapon from the Mystery Box.

"There is so much potential for chaos behind that mischievous smile! Muahaha!"

- Upon receiving the Monkey Bombs from the Mystery Box.

Ammo
"I guess it was inevitable that I ran out of bullets. Good things rarely last!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

"No bullets? But I had so many of them!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

"I ran out of bullets. I'll have to resort to more "primitive" forms of combat."

- Upon running out of ammo.

"This weapon is now little more than a hollow shell. Must find ammo!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

Power-Ups
"You can stop now, it's all over!"

- Upon receiving Double Points.

"Thank you, but I think I was doing just fine on my own!"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"More ammo? Wow! The perpetual cycle of torment can continue!"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Hey, Nikolai! Maybe you can fix the place up a bit!"

- Upon receiving a Carpenter.

GobbleGum
"I'm sure it will be delicious! I'm an optimist."

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum.

"Gah! It's stuck it my throat!"

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum.

"You wouldn't take candy from a baby, would you? I wouldn't, but I think I have."

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum.

"Why don't you show yourself, Monty? We all know how important you must be."

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum.

"Remember, don't take candy from strangers. It's a really bad idea."

- Upon consuming a GobbleGum.

Zombies
"It takes more than a little slap to rattle this doctor!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I've been scratched before, believe me!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Would you like a lobotomy, because you're certainly going about it the right way!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"If physical contact you seek, then physical contact you shall receive!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I do not enjoy your filthy fingers holding me so!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Are you trying to bring me out in a rush?"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I've finished examining you. The news isn't good!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"Eeeny meeny miny moe, kill a hellspawn head to toe!"

- Upon killing multiple zombies

"Why? Why are you all still trying? It makes no sense!"

- Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Because you had armor, you thought you could best me? Have you not seen the Panzersoldat?!"

- Upon killing a Russian Mangler.

Miscellaneous
"After the island, I believed I would never again inhale such foul odors. I was wrong. I was so wrong!"

- After traveling through the sewer system.

"Uh... Believe it or not, S.O.P.H.I.A used to be Maxis' secretary. How she became a machine, I know not. The important thing is that she appears to control much of the technology in this, uh, area."

- In response to S.O.P.H.I.A.

"My pockets aren't deep enough to carry around potentially useless items!"

- Upon picking up a Guard of Fafnir part.

"Being shielding from the fires of hell is not something I'm used to."

- Upon picking up the Guard of Fafnir.

"I hope the scales on this shield did not come from the dragon's mate! That would make him upset."

- Upon picking up the Guard of Fafnir.

"Feed, my dragon! Feed!"

- Upon calling in a Dragon Strike. A reference to a similar quote in Der Eisendrache.

"Incubate my egg, incubate!"

- When putting the Dragon Egg in the incubator.

"Haha, my favorite. Execution followed by electrocution. Hmmm, rest in peace, Sal."

- Upon activating the electric trap.

"It is done. The souls have been collected Maxis. I will see you soon."

- Upon releasing the souls in the ending cutscene.

Original Timeline Nikolai Belinski
"Curse you, dragon! Hey, other soldiers! Identify yourselves!"

- Said at the beginning of the game.

"Hello?! I do not know whose side are you on [sic], but unless you fight for the glory of Mother Russia, I will strongly suggest that you leave my city!"

- Said at the beginning of Round 3

"Perhaps you have come to help me friends, eh? That would be good. For many years I have had only one friend. Ah. Say hello to vodka!"

- Said at the beginning of Round 4.

"Hello my friends! I need new power core from weapons system. Mine is very... uh, broken. Oh and one last thing! Do you have any vodka? I appear to be running very low."

- Said after any player returns from the Hatchery

"Hooray! Power core for Nikolai! Weapon systems will now be operational. Look at that! You must join me my friends. Together, we will defeat dragon!"

- After he receives the power core.

"I am still trapped in the rubble. How 'bout another favor for best friend Nikolai? Wait, who in Lenin's name are you? Are you demons?"

- Upon reaching the boss fight.

"My help?! Have you not noticed the giant dragon? Perhaps you should be helping me!"

- In response to Nikolai.

"A true Russian NEVER surrenders! You will be fathered by my minigun!"

- When Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo or Richtofen ask him to surrender

"I do not go down easy. A soviet with vodka is super soviet!"

- During boss fight.

"You think you will kill me now?!"

- Upon Nikolai approaching him in the ending cutscene.

"Some things are forgotten for a REASON!"

- In response to Nikolai in the ending cutscene, right before shooting him.

S.O.P.H.I.A.
"Power restored. Systems...operational. Maxis...!"

- Said upon the power being turned on.



"I am Strategic Operations Planning Heuristic Intelligence Analyzer. S.O.P.H.I.A. You...are not Dr. Maxis. Security codes are required for further...interaction."

- Said when interacting with S.O.P.H.I.A before acquiring the master code cylinder.



"Terminal is not operational. Acquire transmitter parts, and assemble, to proceed."

- Said when interacting with a dragon console before acquiring the dragon network controller parts.

"Secure the transfer parts required in order to activate the terminals."

- Said when interacting with a dragon console before acquiring the dragon network controller parts.

"Network control transmitter not operational at this time."

- Said when interacting with a dragon console before acquiring the dragon network controller parts.

"Secure cylinder code for access."

- Said when interacting with a Groph Module Launch Control console without a code cylinder.

"Error: cylinder code required."

- Said when interacting with a Groph Module Launch Control console without a code cylinder.

"Provide cylinder code for Module deployment."

- Said when interacting with a Groph Module Launch Control console without a code cylinder.

"Cylinder code required."

- Said when interacting with a Groph Module Launch Control console without a code cylinder.

"Access denied. Provide cylinder code."

- Said when interacting with a Groph Module Launch Control console without a code cylinder.

"Current cylinder code incompatible with this terminal."

- Said when trying to insert a code cylinder into the wrong Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Invalid cylinder code for this terminal."

- Said when trying to insert a code cylinder into the wrong Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Access denied. Cylinder code incorrect for this terminal."

- Said when trying to insert a code cylinder into the wrong Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Access denied. Attempted use of unauthorized cylinder code."

- Said when trying to insert a code cylinder into the wrong Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Cylinder code does not match terminal authorization."

- Said when trying to insert a code cylinder into the wrong Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Groph Module deployed."

- Said when inserting a code cylinder into a Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Groph Module incoming."

- Said when inserting a code cylinder into a Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Groph Module inbound."

- Said when inserting a code cylinder into a Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Module drop confirmed."

- Said when inserting a code cylinder into a Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Deploying Module."

- Said when inserting a code cylinder into a Groph Module Launch Control console.

"Groph Module under attack."

- Said when a Groph Module is taking damage.

"Module is being attacked."

- Said when a Groph Module is taking damage.

"Module is taking damage."

- Said when a Groph Module is taking damage.

"Enemy attacking Groph Module."

- Said when a Groph Module is taking damage.

"Module has been destroyed."

- Said when a Groph Module is destroyed.

"Enemy has destroyed Module."

- Said when a Groph Module is destroyed.

"Groph Module has been destroyed."

- Said when a Groph Module is destroyed.

"Enemy destroyed Groph Module."

- Said when a Groph Module is destroyed.

"Network transmitter activated. Dragon terminals now available."

- Said when inserting all of the dragon network controller parts into the console in the operations bunker.

"Dragon en route to your position."

- Said when summoning the dragon to a platform.

"Dragon inbound."

- Said when summoning the dragon to a platform.

"Dragon summoned."

- Said when summoning the dragon to a platform.

"Cannot summon dragon at this time."

- Said when interacting with the dragon console while it is on cooldown.

"Dragon leaving area."

- Said when the dragon leaves a platform.

"Dragon departing."

- Said when the dragon leaves a platform.

"Dragon is airborne."

- Said when the dragon is leaving a platform.

"Warning: enemy forces are approaching your position. Proceeding with lockdown."

- Said when all players have interacted with the dragonstrike controller console.

"Area secure."

- Said when a phase of the lockdown is completed.

"New threat detected."

- Said when a new phase of the lockdown begins.

"Threat returning to manageable levels. Lockdown ending."

- Said when all phases of the lockdown are completed.

"Valkyrie Drones inbound."

- Said at the beginning of a Valkyrie Drone round.

"Detecting Valkyrie Drones in area."

- Said at the beginning of a Valkyrie Drone round.

"Warning: Valkyrie Drones detected."

- Said at the beginning of a Valkyrie Drone round.

"Commencing incubation. Warning: hostiles detected. Initiating lockdown."

- Said when placing the dragon egg into the incubator.

"Incubation complete."

- Said when the dragon egg cools off after incubating.

"Password required to complete authorization."

- Said when inserting the master code cylinder into S.O.P.H.I.A.

"Password accepted. Access granted."

- Said when inputting the correct password.

"My records indicate that you are...familiar, to Dr. Maxis? ...You will help me initiate Ascension Protocol. Proceeding to Ascension phase 1...Ascension data absent. Locate missing code units to proceed."

- Said in response to the player character asking about a power core.



"Congratulations...on not being dead."

- Said to the player while searching for the code units.

"Your guns are very loud. I can barely hear what you are saying."

- Said to the player while searching for the code units.

"Maxis told me he had a plan. He said Broken Arrow showed him how to open up new worlds. It has been so long...I miss him."

- Said to the player while searching for the code units.



"Do you trust Richtofen? I do not trust Richtofen. Richtofen tried to kill my beloved Maxis. Richtofen tried to kill Samantha. Do not trust him. He's an evil that must be extinguished."

- Said to the player while searching for the code units.



"All code units acquired. Return to dragon command to proceed to phase 2."

- Said upon collecting the final code unit.



"Phase 1 complete. Your performance was better than expected. Acknowledge, to begin phase 2."

- Said upon placing all of the code units at the computer.



"Proceeding with Ascension phase 2."

- Said upon pressing the button on the computer after placing the code units.



"An anomaly has materialized. Do not worry why. This was expected. It is a live soul that holds... necessary information. Bring it to me. I will help it."

- Said when the players are given the Dr. Gersch task.

"I have identified an enemy prototype nearby, that appears to be particularly erratic. Despite possibility of faulty Russian wiring, I would like to secure the subject for... analysis. Do it."

- Said when the players are given the Russian Mangler task.

"I have located a malfunctioning Valkyrie scout, previously trapped in temporal space. Retrieve it for analysis. Do it. Do it now."

- Said when the players are given the Valkyrie Drone task.



"What? What have you done?! You've activated the perimeter alarms! Self-destruct sequence activated. Disarm them! IMMEDIATELY!"

- Said when the players are given the bomb defusal task.

"An interdimensional device has been identified. Do not concern yourself with its content. It is beyond your comprehension; nor is its nature your concern. Return it to me. Quickly."

- Said when the players are given the Groph Module task.

"3 minutes remaining."

- Said when the players have 3 minutes to defuse the bombs.

"30 seconds remaining."

- Said when the players have 30 seconds to defuse the bombs.

"Failure. Perhaps you should pay better attention next time."

- Said upon failing a task.

"I'm glad Maxis is not here to share my disappointment."

- Said upon failing a task.

"You have failed. I'm not surprised."

- Said upon failing a task.

"Objective failed. Was I foolish to expect any other outcome?"

- Said upon failing a task.

"It appears you are not able to perform even the simplest of tasks."

- Said upon failing a task.

"Your failure represents an unacceptable level of performance."

- Said upon failing a task.

"Nein. Nein. Nein. (No. No. No.) That is not what I wanted. The security systems are still active."

- Said upon failing the bomb defusal task.

"You have failed to disable the systems. I'm beginning to see a pattern."

- Said upon failing the bomb defusal task.

"Valkyrie detected. Locate and provide escort for safe return. Do it properly."

- Said upon attempting the Valkyrie Drone task again.

"Another interdimensional device has been identified. Show more care this time. I do not like failure."

- Said upon attempting the Groph Module task again.

"I can see you."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.

"You appear to be in danger."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.

"Are you aware of just how significantly outnumbered you are?"

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.

"Do not die; it would make me unhappy. It would be...selfish."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.

"I had hoped...this would go better."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.

"Maxis...liked me. He would NOT like you."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.



"Do you believe in the soul?"

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.



"Do you believe... that your flesh and blood is the sum total of your existence?"

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.



"Maxis will find me."

- Said while the players are completing the tasks.



"Anomaly moving. Return to dragon command."

- Said when Dr. Gersh has been shot enough times.

"Thank you for your cooperation, anomaly known as Gersh. Beginning information extraction."

- Said after Dr. Gersh is captured.

"Do not be concerned with the anomaly's fate. Information extraction is a... mostly... painless process."

- Said when the players complete the Dr. Gersh task.

"Security systems disabled. Self-destruct sequence terminated. Thank you for preventing our destruction. You should be pleased."

- Said when the players complete the bomb defusal task.

"Prototype secure. Will begin procedure to explain cause of atypical behavior."

- Said when the players complete the Russian Mangler task.

"Valkyrie successfully acquired. I will now begin analyzing space-time malfunction. You may now take a moment to rest. ...Did you enjoy it?"

- Said when the players complete the Valkyrie Drone task.



"Interdimensional device retrieved. Well done. I am happy."

- Said when the players complete the Groph Module task.

"Ascension protocol complete. Thank you for your assistance. Also for posterity, I calculated odds of you defeating the dragon. I will not share them, they are not encouraging. I leave you now... Maxis, I must go to him. The paradox must be resolved. The loop must be closed."

- Said after completing all of the tasks and before the fight against the dragon.



Gersh
"I have cleansed so many things..."

- Said while flying around.



"Impossible things, seen only in a fleeting moment..."

- Said while flying around.



"I have been lost for so long..."

- Said while flying around.



"Drifting in and out of existence, appearing and disappearing in a blink of an eye..."

- Said while flying around.



"Save me from eternity, I beg you..."

- Said while flying around.



"Please, release me..."

- Said while flying around.



"I need this to end..."

- Said while flying around.



"W-Where am I? W-What is happening? It's collapsing! The confluence is occuring! YURI! THE CHILDREN!"

- After the wisp is shot the first time.



"Wait... you familiar. No, it can't be you, from the Cosmodrome, your faces are familiar, but different!"

- After the wisp is shot a second time.



"Stop that! Stop shooting... that hurts... what do you want?!"

- After the wisp is shot a third time.



"Thank the Heavens, I have been trapped in the void for so long... w-will I finally be free?"

- In reply to the characters



"Thank you Richtofen, you appear... younger than when we last met."

- In reply to Richtofen.



"Wait... wait... what is happening? What are you doing? You said you would help me!"

- In response to S.O.P.H.I.A.



"AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! AUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!"

- Said while S.O.P.H.I.A extracts information from him.



Dr. Monty
"I have been watching. I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds. I know who you are. Sounds ominous, doesn't it? GOOD! Because it fucking is!"

- Said at the start of Round 14. Dr. Monty is quoting the Shadow Man with the first two sentences of this quote.



"The entirety of the universe is fractured and broken. Something that you clowns hold more than at least some degree of responsibility for. GUESS WHAT? You're gonna fix it! Look, just do what you usually do. Listen out for radios and things, and I'll help, wherever I can."

- Said at the start of Round 15.



"Okay, Nikolai... Dempsey... Takeo. I'm only talking to you right now. Richtofen, he can't hear me. See, he's probably off doing his own thing right now, anyway. No change there, I suppose. The good news is, you're nearly done. It will soon be time to come to the house. But, this plan... this big plan - a lot of it's been riding on Richtofen. Before he caught up with you guys, he spent years traveling. Searching out just the right versions of you - the ones who held the key to closing off the other dimensions. I think you know by now exactly what that entails. Point is, he's kind of surplus to requirements these days. He's been in the house for ages... but don't tell him. Anyway, it'll all make sense when you get here, you'll see. Honestly, it's going to be fine. Oh, shit... I completly forgot to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Monty. Hello, so nice to see you all."

- Said after the Easter Egg has been completed.



"Hello? Testing, testing, tes - do you hear me? TESTING, TESTING! TE - actually, I don't know why I'm doing all this. I'm almost a hundred percent certain that you CAN hear me. So let's not fanny about. Okay, where best to start? The universe... is big. Really big. So try to imagine the biggest thing that you can, and then imagine you're waaaay off. It's a million, billion, trillion, eh... zillion? - times bigger than that. Actually, don't worry about the size, it's fucking huge. We'll just leave it at that. More important than it's humongous proportions, is the fact that the universe is a living, breathing thing. Ever changing, ever shifting. Existing across and beyond time and space itself. With me so far?"

- Said when the first wisp is shot.



"Alright, so you got this universe, this big, changing, already volatile universe, and then you shatter it with a hammer. A metaphorical hammer. And it cracks and splinters into a million other universes. All coexisting at exactly the same time. *sighs* Do you have any idea how difficult that is to keep track of? I may be omnipotent, but I can't be everywhere."

- Said when the second wisp is shot.



"Now, if it'd be entirely up to me, you numbskulls would be the last people I would entrust with this, but due to factors, outside my control, you're all I got. I know there's a lot going on. I know there's a lot to take in. But the universe, is deeply unstable right now. Things are going to get a lot worse, before they are going to get better. Crazy as things are, I will try my absolute best, to give you all some one-on-one time - some good old fashioned TLC. Do this right, and everything will be okay. Pinky promise!"

- Said when the third wisp is shot.



"Maxis... He was the first. The vessel you constructed for him back in World War 1 somehow shielded him from the influence of Element 115. He opened the portal between the worlds and, well, that's were and when shit really went tits up. The world within the world got turned upside down and inside out - if you could imagine such a thing. So, anyway, it was around then that i was forced to... step in."

- Said when the fourth wisp is shot.



"Samantha! Oooooh boy. Have you ever heard the phrase - 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? Well. That fury is even worse with a little girl. Especially one as confused as that poor child is .. she really didn't get much of a chance, did she? Right out of the gate she was thrown into this madness before she could ever figure out exactly who she was. Still, that's all ancient history now. She's safe. In the house."

- Said when the fifth wisp is shot.



"Okay, here's a quick cheat sheet. You all fought in World War 1. Whoopee, you are badass heroes! That was true, that happened. Later, some other versions of you ended up as lab rats in some crazy World War 2 experiments. Experiments that left you a bit kind of, not that smart. Your memories were mostly erased and you just kind of bumbled and stumbled around in time and space, oblivious to your past.. and future actions."

- Said when the sixth wisp is shot.



"You know how people say that every snowflake is unique? That every single one is an individual, one of a kind irrefutable evidence of the miracles of mother nature? Well, it's not true. Snowflakes aren't all that unique. There are really only about 12 different designs. The point I'm making is that you lot are hardly one of a kind snowflakes. You were fragmented across a multitude of different realities, but each and every one is basically the same. You are all you. The liar, the braggart, the drunk -- the one who didn't know what he had, until it was gone. The good soldier -- Never disobeyed orders; never broke protocol... still kicked ass all the same. The loyal servant -- A warrior out of time, born to late or born too early. Unabound to dying traditions. The man-child -- Broken and twisted by a life burdened with knowledge. Living like a soul who is perpetually drowning."

- Said when the seventh wisp is shot.



"You need to stop thinking in terms of originals, old and new, it's not like that. When you look in the mirror it's still you. If you crack that mirror you see multiple reflections, it doesn't mean you've actually multiplied does it? Honestly I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain it, shit's fucked up, please fix it."

- Said when the eighth wisp is shot.



"You see the thing is, I meant to stay on the sidelines, not really supposed to get involved. Free will and all that stuff. Oh that was my idea, by the way. However, I do see stuff now and then that makes me go "wooo-oh, that's not good! I really should do something!", but the thing is, all I can really do is give things a little nudge! Sow a seed, plant an idea, see what grows. See what sticks."

- Said when the ninth wisp is shot.



"Where'd you think all these magic weapon boxes come from, the chalk drawings on the wall, the magic ammo drops, the gumball machines. Do I need to go on or do you get the message? I just hope you appreciate it."

- Said when the tenth wisp is shot.



"Alright "Tank", I'm going to need you to trust me, okay? You've done really, really well so far, but I honestly think it's going to be easier, if I just talk you through some things. Now, let's be honest. You don't really know who you are, do you? You've been bouncing around time and space for years, yelling all sorts of obscenities. By the way, your language is fucking disgraceful sometimes - you should wash your mouth out with soap. Anyway, we'll talk again soon, and I'll explain everything. Just give a little time to double check my flow charts."

- Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.



"Right, uh... were where we, "Tank"? Actually, more to the point - where are you? Are you up to speed? Do you know exactly what you're doing? Or is the 115 delusion so bad, you're still calling in field reports? Even though, no one, is listening! Sorry, that's unfair. I was listening, I heard every word you said. Uh, you're a good soldier, you always were."

- Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.



"So, Richtofen... I'm kind of surprised that you've gone along with him this far. Didn't you absolutely despise him at one point? Anyway, keep a close eye on him. I think he's up to something..."

- Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.



"Takeo Masaki, wow. Those wounds are fresh, aren't they? The bitter sting of betrayal. The absolute collapse of the singular belief that has been the driving force in your life as long as you can remember. What now Takeo? What do you do when the metaphorical rug has been pulled out from under your feet?"

- Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.



"I'll tell you what you do Takeo. You do what you've always done. You fight. Only difference is that you do it for yourself, not some misplaced sense of duty or honor."

- Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.



"So, besides the changes to your own outlook, have you noticed a change in Richtofen? Dempsey? Well I'm not trying to stir things up but, does it seem to you like the two have been scheming between themselves?"

- Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.



"I have to admit something to you Edward. Something I've never ever, ever had to admit to anyone before, it's really quite embarrassing. You ready? Here it is. I don't understand you matey. I don't understand a single thing about what makes you tick! You are the closest thing to an absolute distillation of obtuse obstructionism, an unparallel maniacal chaos in human form as it is possible to imagine."

- Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.



"Look, I know you've had a lot to deal with. I know how hard you've been trying but I really can't be sure exactly why you're doing it! I mean, it's not as if you owe Maxis anything...Is it?"

- Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.



"I don't know, maybe some of the paranoia is starting to rub off on me! But let me tell you this my little German friend, I've got my eye on you!"

- Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.



"Nikolai Belinski, this can't be easy for you, knowing what happened in Stalingrad. You'd be hard pushed to find any historian who wouldn't list this in the top 10, all time, most horrible events in human history... even without the dragons."

- Said when Nikolai Belinski gets downed.



"You may not have lived it, Nikolai, but you never forgot. No matter how hard you tried, you just didn't talk about it. I don't get that about you people sometimes your whole sense of reality is built only upon the things that are talked about. If it isn't said, it didn't happen."

- Said when Nikolai Belinski gets downed.



"There are certain things that you can't ever change Nikolai, all I ask is that you do the right thing. The right thing for everyone."

- Said when Nikolai Belinski gets downed.



Russian Manglers
"Eliminate all hostiles!"

- Said when seeing a player.

"Destroy hostile!"

- Said when seeing a player.

"Threat Detected!"

- Said when seeing a player.

"Fascists must be repelled!"

- Said while walking around.

"Fascists must die!"

- Said while walking around.

"You are enemy!"

- Said while walking around.

"I will destroy!"

- Said while walking around.

"Exterminate invaders!"

- Said while walking around.

"You are invader!"

- Said when enraged.

Valkyrie Drones
"Beginning scan."

- Said when spawning.

"Performing area scan."

- Said when spawning.

"Barrack(?) 935 activated."

- Said when spawning.

"Scanning area."

- Said when spawning.

"Hostile element detected."

- Said when seeing a player.

"Uncontaminated specimen located."

- Said when seeing a player.

"Detecting presence."

- Said when seeing a player.

"Potentially immune subject present."

- Said when seeing a player.

"Attempting subject capture."

- Said when attacking a player.

"Neutralizing threat."

- Said when attacking a player.

"Subject not compliant."

- Said when attacking a player.

"Threat non-compliant."

- Said when attacking a player.

"Immune specimen is resisting."

- Said when attacking a player.

"Reanimating allies."

- Said when spawning Electrical Zombies.

"Commencing resurrection."

- Said when spawning Electrical Zombies.

"Destruction imminent."

- Said when preparing to self-destruct.

"System critical."

- Said when preparing to self-destruct.

"Multiple system failure."

- Said when preparing to self-destruct.

"Core systems overloading."

- Said when preparing to self-destruct.

"Tank" Dempsey and Edward Richtofen
Tank Dempsey: So Richtofen, are we gonna talk about the blood?

Edward Richtofen: You can if you must. Though, I don't imagine it will be particularly riveting conversation.

Tank Dempsey: You took us on a little whistle stop tour of some other locations. Said we all need the blood vials.

Edward Richtofen: I was right! This subject is very boring. Can we talk about something else?

Tank Dempsey: Okay, maybe you start telling about your end game. Specifically, what you plan to do all with all our souls rattling around in the Summoning Key?

Edward Richtofen: The House. We have to get to ze House. We'll be there soon.

Tank Dempsey: You mention "The House" as if we have the faintest idea what you're talking about.

Edward Richtofen: The House. Didn't I tell you? It's where we'll be safe. Forever und ever!

Tank Dempsey: Tell me something and give me a straight answer or I swear I'm gonna punch you in the gum balls! Now, who's idea was this plan of yours?

Edward Richtofen: I....You know? I really don't know. I'm getting....confused again!

Nikolai Belinski and Edward Richtofen
Edward Richtofen: Are you ready to face your own demons, Nikolai? Are you prepared for what lies ahead?

Nikolai Belinski : What lies ahead!? Say what you mean, German! You are referring to the fate of my eternal soul.

Edward Richtofen: Your soul is not in danger, Nikolai. The Summoning Key will contain it. Keep it safe.

Nikolai Belinski: For what Purpose!? I have yet to hear you explain what you plan to do, when you have our souls.

Edward Richtofen: The madness around you will not last forever, Nikolai. I have told you before, everything I do has purpose. I aim to make things better, for all of us.

Nikolai Belinski: I have long since giving up trying to make sense of your riddles, Richtofen. War is all I will ever truly understand.

Nikolai Belinski: You have not explained the purpose behind our last journey. *Sigh* You know what I'm referring to.

Edward Richtofen: I'm going to have to ask you to trust me, Nikolai. The less we speak of ze blood, the better. It's suppose to be a secret.

Edward Richtofen: Trust me, Nikolai. The plan will succeed. Do not worry your ugly little Russian any further. Doctor's orders.

Nikolai Belinski: You are an impossible creature, Richtofen. I have a terrible feeling that even you don't know why you do the thing you do.