User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/My epic fail/@comment-1260687-20100222205742

During my last deployment, I was issuing M240s to the vehicle gunners prior to a night convoy, and my driver had went to the Green Beans to get us our traditional pre-convoy spiced chai latte. She came back with the latte, and walked to the back of the ISO where I was, and we ended up with our backs to the front as we were prepping my .50 cal. While we were working and sipping our lattes somebody walked up behind us and asked "Got any coffee for me?" I spent the next few minutes explaining why I used the phrase, "Hell no motherfucker, I ain't got no coffee for you, now get the fuck out of my armory" in conversation with the HQBN Sergeant Major.