Forum:If you were in Zombies, what would your quotes be?

"maby necromancy wasn't such a good idea" starting a match CoreyPhinney THE NOVELIST

"''Can i pack-a-punch this!" when accuring the death machine ''

"Why can't i just revive myself I have the needle....oh wait i saved u already" when fallin

''" Looks like theres not going to be a sequal for you!" after killing few zombies''

" I WILL BLEED THEM TO THERE FREEDOM" after getting the bowie knife, or scythe

" Maby we should stop playing around and get these damn doors open" when we dont have enough points

Here's some of mine: "Oh, no power. How original."

- At the start of a match "Woohoo!"

- When killing multiple zombies "You're 'armless now, haha!"

- When blowing a zombie's arm off "One shot, one kill, that's my philosophy."

- When getting an M14 off the wall "Retro style, nice!"

- When getting an Olympia off the wall "Faster than a speeding building! ...Or something."

- When getting an MP5k off the wall "Cha-ching!"

- When getting double points "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

- Insta-Kill "Now, THAT'S a big kaboom!"

- Nuke "When will this thing stop coming back to haunt me?!"

- When getting a teddy bear from the Mystery Box

"(impatiently) Oh, hurry up, I'm a busy man."

- When waiting for the PaP machiine.

"Bleurgh... an acquired taste, I presume?"

- After drinking Quick Revive

"(OTT Western voice) Y'all gonna feel the pain, darn tootin'!"

- After drinking Double Tap

"Aaaahhh... and people say soda isn't good for you."

- After drinking Juggernog

"Whooooa, mama!"

- After drinking Speed Cola

"It's only overpowered if it's used against you, right?"

- Said rarely when getting Juggernog

"Man down, man down!"

- When downed

"Oh, come on, this isn't fair!"

- When downed

"Cheers, buddy. I owe ya one."

- When revived

"Now, we'll have some fun!"

- When getting the Death Machine, Just Cause 2 reference

"What the bloody hell is this?!"

- When getting a CZ75 from the Mystery Box

"(Singing) I'm a zombie killer, and I'm okay! I kill all night and I sleep all day!"

- When killing numerous zombies

"Ed, if you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it for you."

- Said sometimes when Richtofen speaks (I just thik his voice is so annoying!)

"Where's the colour? Are Treyarch cutting costs again?"

- Start of Ascension

"Oh, you wily Germans, how I love your weaponry!"

- After receiving an MP40 from the wall

"Bo-ring..."

- When geting a Python

"I'm holding a barbecue for the neighbourhood zombies. Everyone's invited."

- When geting the M2 Flamethrower

That's all I can think of for now. What would your quotes and one-liners be? Sgt. S.S. 11:28, February 6, 2011 (UTC) "Words cannot describe..."

- Shotrocket6

"Holy Crap! This is just like Nazi Zombies! Oh wait...."-when starting a match.- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"IF YOU TOUCH ME, IM GONNA KILL YOU, THEN REVIVE YOU, THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!".- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"In Cosmodrome Richtofen doesn't kill zombies, zombies kill Richtofen" -TheDoctor1

"Fuck, we need to get the power on!!!"

- At the start of a match. "Suck on this!"

- When killing mutiple zombies "Awww Snap!"

- Upon getting a Wonder Weapon. "I must be getting high."

- After passing a crawler zombie's gas. "BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!!"

- After aquiring a shotgun. "Say hello to my little friend"

- Upon getting the Death Machine.  RC  ™   03:38, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Power is not on? Are you serious?"-Start of the match.

"Man I'm covered in blood that's not mine." -After killing several zombies.

"Hey anyone wanna' play Left 4 Dead?'" -Random fourth wall breaking quote. DLS talk 03:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

''"NO! That is not a hot dog!" -Killing a crawler that recently attacked you. Johnny McAppleSeed 04:03, February 7, 2011 (UTC)''

".....uhh.....no. Don't ever say that again." - In reply to the above quote. --

"YIPPIE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" -- CoD addict (talk) - 04:15, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Hasta! La Victoria! SIEMPRE!"

- At the start of a match

"Esto es para ti, Maria."

- When getting a headshot.

"Get ready to feel the pain!"

- Upon acquiring an M4A1 with an M203 grenade launcher

"Oh hell yes!"

- Upon acquiring a shotgun.

"Maria! I'm coming home!"

- Downed Juan José Rodriguez reportin' for duty. 04:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"He must be from Meridian" -after killing a zombie

"Wonder waffle, wonder waffle, wonder waffle!" When at the mystery box

"Thats what you get for almost killing me, OHHH free beer!" When killing George Romero.

"No power? Oh well." At the start

"This is 34! Oorah!" - after killing a horde. Conqueror of all Zombies 05:04, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"It hasn't been this dark since I was in your head."

- Beginning of match

"Problem, zombies? TrollFace-1-.png"

- Multiple zombie deaths

"Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu"

- When downed -- 05:08, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I sharted

-after getting a nukeSavagepork 02:56, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

''"I need power if I can ever watch YouTube again!" ''- at the start of a match.

"I really like my job situation right now." - Killing a zombie.

''"Ammo is required for the zombie-killing machine to work!" ''- Low ammo,

''"Come on, lassie, give me something GOOD!" ''- Mystery Box

"I guess the world still has genuises! " - SMG

''"He was fun." - ''Explosive Kill

''"Puppy wants kibble? TOO FUCKING BAD!" -''Hellhound

''"I like it.... but I also hate it, too." ''- Monkey Bombs

"I wonder what this does.... oh fuck." - Wonder weapon.

"What I always need, stronger guns." - PaP Machine.

''"Trust me, you don't want to eat me, I just drank some quick revive." - downed ''

"Am I Nikolai? DAMN! I really wanted to be Nikolai!"- start of match

"'JD_2020 YOU 'FUCKING COCKSUCKING WITCH-CRAFT PRACTICING DEVIL-WORSHIPPING GYPSY!"- while downed. (Whiteboy7thst reference).

"FML Amirite?"- when getting swarmed.  NCD Нападение  04:44, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

''Im DOWN and I have the ray gun, wait, no I dont! - ''when downed

Outta ammo..player, remove the disc..like now! - when out of ammo Kratos2144 15:11, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

My Quotes: (IsmailErsoy2010)
"I kinda like power." - at the start of the game

"You know it!" - getting an Olympia

"Heck, they're going down this time."

"2 bullets?" (they're the multiple sentences once I get an Olympia)

(M14 obtains:

"Which one should I go for first?"

"I shall put up a fight, you zombie!"

"Brainless but that would do...")

"Not enough?" - trying to open the door with not enough money

"Hey zombies, this is your hell!" - getting an MP5K

"Do you know this is true?" - getting an MP40

"OK. The ak stream is on!" - getting an ak74u

"I like this zapping gun." - getting a Ray Gun

"HK21! Now to get super fast reloading from a Coke and super fast shooting from root beer!" - getting a HK21

I could not add more quotes sorry... IsmailErsoy2010 08:03, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

MI-24 Hind's Quotes
Hell yeah!!- get's an MG42 or RPK

DSHK!!!- opens a room and finds a DShK inside

I hate this f***ing gun- get's an M4A1, Vector, L86 LSW, Spectre

Now THIS is what i'm talking about!- get's an AK-47

There's no power here, there's no power in Der Riese, there's no power in Verruckt, there's no power ANYWHERE!!- start of game

What the hell's this?- looking at teleporter

This'll put those bastards down!-gets any sort of shotgun
M14, hmm I think I may have used one of these in COD4.- buys an M14

Ahh, shit- trys to buy something without enough points

Pistol whipping them with this would be more effective than shooting- gets a pistol(not the magnum)

They have released the dogs! Damn it!- hellhound round

Helldogs!- hellhound round

This is one badass gun!- kills zombies with the wunderwaffe DG-2

Time to pack a punch my gun!- gets 5000 points

No ammo, no dead zombies- no ammo

Suck it up, there's more where that came from!- gibs a zombie

The MG42, my favourite!- gets an MG42

This better be good- opens mystery box

This'll do the job- gets a wonder weapon

I HATE monkeys!- throws a monkey bomb

Pack a punch! sounds like something awesome!- upgrades a gun

Hey nikolai, can I have some vodka?- when nikolai says something about vodka

Long range Sniper rifle! good enough for me- gets a sniper rifle

no good!- gets a bad gun

Reznov would be proud- gets the sickle

I no longer feel like shit- buys juggernog

If only I could mount this on a wall- gets a machine gun with bi-pod

now what's going to happen? oh, crap- hellhounds

thanks- gets revived

oh I feel like idiot- goes down

my perks! noo! - goes down

you're still in one piece. get up- revives someone

bye bye, motherf***ers!- teleports

an electricity trap! I like this!- uses electric barrier

BBQ'ed zombies! who's hungry?- uses fire trap

Kalashnikov would be proud- obtains the AK-47 or RPK

how many have I killed? 100, 200, I don't know- randomly

M16, american piece of shit- gets M16

M14, american ingenuity!- gets M14

The BAR! I had this in COD WAW!!- gets the B.A.R.

so many deaths- randomly

I always liked these hidden songs- activates music easter egg

First the Colt, then the CZ75, and now this! What's next!- gets the teddy bear

Hope you're ready to eat lead!- gets teddy bear

I never got what the F*** it's laughing at- gets teddy bear

I don't get the joke- gets teddy bear

wonder what's in there?- walks up to a door not yet opened

you touch me, I kill you! sounds like deal- kills zombie

F*** you!- gun get's stolen by theif

would you just die?- shooting at theif

It's a glitch!- goes down

mabye i'll leave the game- all but one person dies

DIE!- kills zombie

If I don't find ammo, I will have to throw this at them!- out of ammo

XxGodOfPwnxX's Quotes
"I can survive without power..." -Start of match

"The force is within!" -Picked up Insta-Kill

"I'll mow the lawn. Right now." -Picked up Max Ammo

"DOUBLE THE PAIN!!" -Picked up 2x Points

"Ahh...relaxing time." -Picked up Carpenter

"Better than the Minigun, I suppose." -Picked up Death Machine

"No flaming sale signs?" -Picked up Fire Sale

"My vodka! How amazing!" -Picked up Random Perk Bottle

"Tougher than nails now!" -Drinks Jugger-nog

"Must be the old 100% cocaine Coke." -Drinks Speed Cola

"LIGHTEN UP ON THE FISH OIL!!" -Drinks Quick Revive

"At least it fixed that jamming problem..." -Drinks Double Tap

"Feeling very explosive today!" -Drinks PhD Flopper

"Usain Bolt, here I come!" -Drinks Stammin-Up

"Now this gun looks like me!" -Pack-A-Punching

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" -Start of Dog Round

"We didn't even start negotiating yet. Stupid Thief." -Start of Pentagon Thief Round

"Dogs. Now monkies. Then what? Possessed teddy bears?" -Start of Monkey Round

"It just got personal." -Gets downed

"I must be having a nightmare. In reality." -Died

"I see the light... nevermind, it disappeared." -Gets Revived

"So no more counters, I like this shop!" -Buys weapon off the wall

"Not illegal gambling I suppose." -Gets Random Box weapon

"Appropriate name for a wonderful weapon!" -Gets Wonder weapon

"The bus would've been faster." -Teleporting

"I paid for this useless junk. Wow." -Using any traps

"And...voila! Power. Any tips?" -Turned on power

"I'm great at these. Any chocolate now?" -Activated Easter Egg

"Don't cry now, there's a lot more lead coming!" -Killing Multiple Zombies

"A 360. Oh, that was your head." -HEADSHOT

"911? No? Then I must deal more pain!" -Gibbed a Zombie

"No legs now you dirty little maggots! You're a creepy crawler!!!" -Bombed a crawler

XxGodOfPwnxX 22:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

BonJovi4Eva quote(s)
"Yippe kai-yay mother FUCKER"

--After a headshot

"RAISE YOUR HANDS(sings) AND THEN DIE!!!

- After a headshot

TheNotorious64 Quotes
It kills almost as fast as my chainsaw...
 * -After buying a Bowie Knife

Woo! Ready for Meatsacks?
 * -After buying a bowie knife

Yes, YES! I fight for the Soviet Union!
 * -After buying the Sickle

Why can't I just hit 'em with it?
 * -When out of ammo

Hits harder than a bag o' hammers!
 * -Recieving an M72 LAW

Mmmmmm, Pancakes.
 * -Recieving a DP-28 (c'mon, it could happen)

I said FREEZE, Bitch!
 * -After using the Winters Howl on a group of zombies

Go long, Maggot Whore!
 * -After obtaining a sniper rifle

C'mon, man, gimme some Shady!
 * -After activating a musical easter egg

It's like a nail gun. WITHOUT THE NAILS!!!
 * -After obtaining a Python

Here comes the BOOM!
 * -After buying a Stakeout

Ha Ha! Beat you like a wife!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Zombies. They are like people. But they cry less.
 * -Randomly

Crying for your mommy, zombie? (pause) Hooray!
 * -Randomly

Burst fire..... Makes Me ANGRY!!!
 * -After obtaining a G11

NO! I hate hugs!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

When i move you move. (pause) Yeah, just like that.
 * -While being chased by a large horde

Where's the twinkie!
 * -After buying Stamin-Up

Prunes? Oooh, I have to poop.
 * -After buying PhD Flopper

I'm tigger happy every day!
 * -After buying Double Tap Root Beer (Reference to a Weird Al song)

I told you i'm a tough motherfucker!
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

I am so much more efficient now.
 * -After buying Speed Cola

(Throws up) Ugh, tastes like my mom's cooking.
 * -After buying Quick Revive

Just call me Capone!
 * -After buying a Thompson

Chop! Chop! Timber!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Awwwww, I have no more friends...
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Ooh! Monkey! I clap too.
 * -After seeing a Monkey Bomb

This better improve my K/D Ratio!
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Rate of fire? Very high! Reload time? Oh, shit...
 * -After obtaining an M60 (Can't a boy dream?)

They will bleed very much with this!
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Awww.... How cute.
 * -After creating a crawler

SpongeZomb NoPants!
 * -After creating a crawler

FEAR THE MULLET!!!
 * -Randomly

Two dogs, one bun? That ain't right.
 * -Randomly

Can I prestige, too?
 * -After buying Pack-A-Punch

I always was more of a cat person.
 * -After killing a Hellhound

When does the next Map Pack come out?
 * -Randomly

At least I can swing with it.
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Ack! Brush your damn teeth!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

Beauty of Annihilation was better...
 * -After activating a Musical Easer Egg

You like the way I do it right thurr, right thurr.
 * -Randomly

It explodes them, and not us? Glorious!
 * -After getting a nuke

As they say in Missouri, I ain't goin' back to Missouri.
 * -Randomly

Hang on! I got a text.
 * -When downed

What? I'm ticklish.
 * -After getting revived

There are no terrible guns, just terrible people! Well, except this thing...
 * -After obtaining a single CZ75

Come to me! I must teach you.
 * -Randomly

I told my docter I was bitten by zombies in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
 * -Randomly

I could have eaten ammo and crapped out a better gun!
 * -After obtaining a Python"

No! What... Happened? I can't fucking remember!
 * -At the beggining of a match

I... I remember! Orion... NO!
 * -After listening to all radios

I will have REVENGE!!!
 * -Randomly

Clankety clank, I'm a tank.
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

Spawn of the Silverback, you will die!
 * -Start of a monkey round

I'm going to take your face and use it to, uh, damn...
 * -After killing a zombie

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
 * -Randomly

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
 * -Randomly

Gotta catch 'em all! Hehehe
 * -After killing multiple zombies with a Gersch Device

God, my back is killing me.
 * -Randomly

Venkman! Where are you?
 * -Obtaining Wunderwaffe DG-2

We must cross the streams!
 * -When another player obtains a Wunderwaffe DG-2

A song doesn't help me kill any fucking zombies!
 * -Unlocked musical easter egg

Might as well check Facebook...
 * -When downed

Castro! Burn them with your cigar!
 * -Obtains Insta-kill

Better than talking to my mom.
 * -When downed

Maybe I can get a Lightsaber as a bayonet?
 * -Obtains an M14

Castro! Get your ass over here!
 * -When Downed

Comrade Castro! Come to my aid!
 * -When downed

Fidel! I need your help, comrade!
 * -When downed

The cigar of your life will not burn out tonight!
 * -When Castro goes down

When we get to Cuba, we will be commended as heroes!
 * -Randomly to Castro

This weapon will pave the way for new nations!
 * -Obtained the Ray Gun

Mullet 1, Zombie 0.
 * -After a headshot

If Jake could see this shit...
 * -Randomly

You're good, Dick!
 * -Nixon gets a headshot

Where are you, Dick?
 * -When downed

I like you, Dick!
 * -After Nixon kills several zombies

Here's Dick!
 * -Randomly

Your defense is as tight as Watergate, Dick!
 * -When Nixon is downed

Castro? I need a drink.
 * -Randomly

Achoo!
 * -After killing multiple zombies with Thundergun

Yeah, Dempsey, let's tear these motherfuckers a new one!
 * -Randomly

Dempsey! Man down!
 * -When downed

Dempsey, Here I come!
 * -When Dempsey is downed

Damn! Glee is on!
 * -Tuesdays at 8:00

Business in front, party in the back!
 * -When a large group of zombies approaches

Nikolai, if you are a carpenter, why don't you go board up the windows?
 * -Randomly

Russian, share your points with me.
 * -When low on points

I've always wanted to be a cosmonaut.
 * -When arriving at Griffen Base

LITE992 quotes
"Yeah, no power. Tell me something I don't know"

- Start of a match

"Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells!"

- Getting a shotgun

"I got a sniper rifle, now get me a tent!"

- Obtaining a sniper rifle

"Dude this is just like Left 4 Dead!"

- Random

"If I lag, it's not my fault"

- Random

"It costs 400,000 points to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"

- Getting a Death Machine

"RAWKET LAWNCHAIR!"

- Obtaining a rocket launcher

"Tits or GTFO!"

- Killing a zombie that injured him

"I dare ya, ragequit!"

- Killing a lot of zombies

"Juggernog make me strong!"

- Drinking Juggernog

"GOTTA GO FAST"

- Drinking Stamin-Up

"GOTTA RELOAD FAST"

- Drinking Speed Cola

"GOTTA SPAM FAST"

- Drinking Double Tap

"RELOUDING!"

- Reloading

"Its power level is over 9000!"

- Getting a Pack-a-Punched gun

"Kalashnikov would be proud"

- Obtaining AK-47, AK74u, RPK

"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests. And the AK-74u"

- Random

"How could this happen"

- Downed

"I owe you a drink, comrade"

- Revived

"Noes!"

- Me after being killed.

That's all I can actually do in zombies, not that good at it xD 18:44, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

SXe Fiend
"Where have I seen this exact situation before?"

- When starting the game.

Razgriez
Razgriez 18:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Razgriez 04:15, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

Razgriez 15:38, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

How are you still here.~When making a crawler with the ray gun.

Come on, Come on, Come on theres a freakin zombie apocalyse and you just took my gun hurry up~while PaP

LuzerChezbergr
"I hate zombies."- At the start of a match.

"It's Nazi Zombies, not Zombie Nazis, dad. Get it right."- At the start of a match.

"Hey! This tastes like... internet...."- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I use Aeroblast! It's super effective!"- When getting the Thundergun.

"I just need to run some scams, and I would be rich enough to buy a jawbreaker!"- When getting Double Points.

"This is my thunder cloud, and these bolts are my judgement, and that piece of paper is a lawsuit from Game Freak."- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Hey. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Baby, baby, baby, aahhhhhh!"- After getting the Ray Gun.

"(A lame attempt to make Zekrom's cry) Okay, that sucked."- After drinking Juggernog.

"This would work if I was a Spy. But I'm not!"- After getting the Python.

"You don't learn thins at boot camp! WOOHOO!"- When knifing zombies in consecutive swipes (Bulletstorm refference).

"Pltpltpltpltpltpltplt(etc.)!"- When firing a large amount of ammo in one trigger pull.

"If only there are exploding Oreos in this thing. That would be awesome!"- When opening the Mystery Box.

"HEEELLLPPP! I am down (casually)." When downed.

"Let's get it on, like- DARN YOU NINTEN- OH MY GOSH, I HATE COPYRIGHT!"- When revived.

"Die Unterwasche ist kaput! Sehr kaput!"- Randomly.

"Where is my Head Hunter? I want my Head Hunter!"- When getting a sniper rifle.

AscendFromDarkness Quotes
"Okay, so now the Zombies storyline is getting repetitive too?"

-Start of match

"The deadlest weapon in the world is a zombie ass-kicking baddass and his rifle!"

-Upon buying a long range rifle, like the M14 (Full Metal Jacket/Famous Quote reference)

"Its over before its even begun!"

-Geting downed in the first 5 rounds

"I am in a world of shit...but I am alive!"

- Upon getting revived (Full Metal Jacket reference)

"Two games old and this thing still packs a punch!"

-At the PaP room

"BOOM!HEADSHOT! Ok now that is just getting old."

-Upon scoring a headshot

"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!!"

-When killing lots of zombies in rapid succsesion (There Will Be Blood reference)

"Oh Jesus, it really does taste like fish."

-When drinking Quick Revive

"I whip my knife back and forth! I whip my knife back and forth!"

-Upon getting consecutive knife kills (Willow Smith song reference)

"I'm a lead farmer mother fucker! What? I just HAD to say it."

-When reciving an M16 from the Mystery Box (Tropic Thunder reference)

"Book em', Player!"

-When about to execute the last crawler (Hawaii 5-O reference)

"I knew there would be blood, but there was no mention of decapitations, gore and guts!"

- Upon gibing or beheading a zombie

"Paint it black? No! Paint it RED!!"

-Randomly (Rolling Stones reference)

"You groaning to me? YOU GROANING AT ME?!!"

- When facing a zombie (Taxi Driver reference)

"Das ist nicht so gut, yar?"

- When in the presece of a downed Richtofen

"You want blood and brains, I want points and action; I'm sure we could work something out."

- When about to kil a zombie

"What did you say about my points? Oh yeah; their OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!"

-When accumalating more than 9000 points (Dragonball Z reference)

"Aw come on, I had to run downstairs to answer the door!"

-When downed

"Uh Zombies, I'm down here!"

- When downed and near zombie

"To infinity and beyond!"

-Upon activating a luner lander (Toy Story/Buzz Lightyear reference)

"Not even the Pack A Punch can redeem this piece of shit."

-Upon reciving a poor weapon from the box

"Put me within one mile of a zombie with a sniper rifle and a clear line of sight, get your guns boys, rounds' over."

-When reciving a sniper rifle from the box (Saving Private Ryan reference)

ReyesRebels Quotes
"you wanna play rough, okay...we'll play rough!"-Getting an M16

"I want more...gotta have more!!!!!!"-drinking speed cola.

"Fuck you samantha!" Hellround quote

"two weapons at one time!" Getting akimbo weapons

"what would happen if I stuck My dick in here?"-Pack-a-punching a gun.

"edward cullen, eat your heart out!"-getting stamin-up

"one man army motherfucker!!" -Getting Juggernog

"I wish I had earphones"-activating a musical easter egg.

"dies in thirty seconds!!"-Killing a zombie with a ray gun

"freeze ray bitch!!"-Shooting a zombie with the winters howl.

"Mustang and sally, slow that gun down!!"-shooting a group of zombies with mustang and sally.

"stakeout? I'm a vegitarian"-Getting the stakeout.

"just like me!" Getting the spas

Farts"Ewww..."-drinking PHD flopper.

"gimmie gimmie never get!" getting the gun taken by the Theif.

"what's that lassie? you want to die?! Okay!!!" killing a hellhound.

"more dirty launrdy for you and your goons!!"-Shooting zombies with the thundergun.

Pizzaguy22s quotes
Clap on,clap off,clap on...god dammit wheres the fucking clapper.

-beggining

Im pretty good at this.

-Killing a zombie

Im surprised that shit worked!

-Knife kill

I just banged them with my....that sounded naughty.

-Explosion kill

Bite a hairy,undead ballsack,Mofos!

-Killing many zombies

Fuck em up.

-getting a shotgun

Shoot at their necks,like a boss!

-getting an SMG

Bastards better hope thay got some tough-ass skin.

-getting an LMG

What the fuck?

-Ray Gun

Its the freaking hair-dryer of doom.

-Thundergun

''Shocking! God damn thats funny and you know it Ed!''

-Wunderwaffle

What the hell were you smoking,Ed.

-Monkey Bomb

Ill stab your head with a broken baseball bat!

-killing a hellhound,this is a reference to the book Cujo

Looks like DK lost some weight and became a dick!

-killing a monkey,this is a reference to Donkey Kong

This is kick-ass,mkay.

-PaP weapon,this is a reference to South Park

Thank you,Raspy.

-Max Ammo

Looks like my knife has a use now.

-Insta-Kill

BAMF!!!

-Nuke

I knew a carpenter once.

-Carpenter

Did Wendy's make this shit?

-Quick Revive

I feel like a little child!

-Speed Cola

Tastes great,great for you,cool shit.

-Jugger-Nog

Fuck Im not drunk.

-Double Tap Root Beer

Why is it im the unlucky one?

-CZ75 from Box

Despite its power my character is required to neglect the want for this weapon.

-Python from Box

Holy fucker,big knife.

-Bowie Knife

This calls for a cursey moment...POOP!!!

-Teddy Bear from Box

One of you touchholes get me up!

-Downed

Man,yo a true friend!

-Revived

Nice break,ass-bang.

-Reviving someone

I thought it was a sword!

-Claymore

-

Infected32's quotes
"No power... AGAIN?!"' 

At the start of the match

"Gimme, gimme,gimme!"

Getting a SPAS12 from the Random Weapons Box

"Is anyone keeping track of my headshots here? BOOM!"

Aquiring LOTS of headshots

"Can I get a... WHAT!?"

Getting a Teddy Bear from the box

"Hellhounds? Reminds me of Twitch."

Start of a hellhound round

"Not today!"

Killing a Hellhound

"Fur is in my mouth. Tastes awful."

Killing a hellhound

"Can I borrow your arm? HAHAHAHAH!"

Blowing a zombie's arm off

"Hey, hey, hey! I SAID NO TOUCHING ME!"

Getting hit by a zombie

"Just think, I could be playing Ps3 right now."

Getting downed

"Did my cries of anger get annoying?"

Getting revived

"Thunder Gun!"

Aquiring the Thunder Gun

"Take this! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"

Throwing a grenade

"Need a revive here!"

Getting downed

"That's all folks!"

Match end, everyone dies 00:54, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

AboveAvgerageJoe's Quotes

"Opulence, I has it!"

-Nikolia after getting a lot of points, Direct Tv comercial refrence

Abov Average Joe

Zombie Dropper's quotes
''"I have some AA's in my pock- never mind, they're dead." - ''At the start

"Take that, HIROSHIMA!" - Nuke

''"Extra rounds give me extra pounds, I'M FUCKING SLOWER FROM CARRYING THIS SHIT!" ''- Max ammo

"I AM THE LORD ALMIGHTY! Well, err, for 30 seconds.." - Insta Kill

''"I don't remember telling my wife to leave the kitchen, I'M GONNA GO BEAT HER NOW!" ''- Carpenter

"So I double everything? It's friday, I don't wanna work!" - Double Points

''"I wish my mom was here in front of me." ''Death Machine

''"I was hoping they would catch fire or something. What a misleading name." ''- Fire Sale

"Yummy" - Random Perk Bottle

"*Vomits, liquid splattering on the ground can be heard* " - Quick Revive

''"GOD I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FUCK HER HARD!" ''- Juggernog

''"I hate spammers, Why did I drink this?" - ''Double tap

''"I wonder what would happen if I fed that slow guy at work this?" - ''Speed Cola

''"I hate bellyflopping. I remember once, my stomach was entirely red from the high diving board." ''PHD flopper

"Runnings for cowards!" Stamin- Up

''"Fuck you, I wasn't planning on living anyway, so ha." ''Downed

''"I'll pay you if we make it out." ''Revived

"DIE LIKE THAT GUY WHO SLEPT WITH MY EX WIFE" - Killed a zombie

''"He must be tired, he fell asleep!" ''- Killed a zombie

"His head flew off, woah." - Headshot

''"You have a missing arm, like Slow Jim at work!" ''- Gibs an arm

"Well, he is faster then Slow Jim" - Crawler/ Fires Winters Howl

''"It's the FUCKING NEIGHBOR'S DOG AGAIN! KEEP THE FUCKING THING INDOORS, NOONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!" - ''Hellhounds

''"I thought he would do a circus trick, not steal my soda?" ''- Space Monkey

''"Where's the police, SIPPIN COFEE AND SCARFING DOWN DONUTS AND HANDING OUT FUCKING TICKETS?" ''- Pentagon thief

"I wonder if I can somehow cause physical pain to a box? " - C775

"Worst fucking gun in the game!" - Python

''"This is nothing compared to me when I let one rip!" - ''Thundergun

''"Like in the movies!" ''- Ray gun

"I am satisfied." - SMG

''"Gay." ''- Sniper Rifle/ Semi automatic/ Molotov Cocktail

"''Their bodies will be ripped open through many places." ''Shotgun

''"I will end their lives slowly and painfully." ''Galil

''"Uhh, why am I hiding them, it's not like that they know to destroy them." ''Plant a claymore

''"Hell yeah!" ''- Assault rifle

''"This gun cannot stop shooting, or I will die." ''LMG

''"I should lure the box over to that corner, and get him to leave all his guns back here, and when he is gone, I will take a gun, and run before he realizes what I am up to! It's perfect!" ''- Insufficient Funds

''"I have a reciept, gimme my money back! Sucker, that's just a piece of paper." ''-Teddy Bear

''"Gee, I'm charmed by his cuteness. I just want to get rid of it while I can." ''Monkey Bomb

"I wonder if this metor/brain/ telephone (depending on map)'' has an iPod dock?" ''- Song

''"I could take a piss faster than this." ''- Pack a punch in progress

''"They will kneel before me..." ''- Thundergun pack a punched

''" Ahh, I feel much safer now." ''Ray gun Pack a punched

Edonkulate quotes
"I swear to god Dempsey, if thats your hand on my ass, your going to lose it..." - at the start of a match

"you kiss your mother with that mouth shit for brains?" - after a headshot

(singing) "happy birthday to you, your head stinks of poo, i fuckd your mama so hard and then out popped you" -﻿ when using sniper rifle

Master Cheif quotes
I hope my armor still works

-beggining

the Flood is tougher than you half pints

-after killing many zombies

how did i feel that

-after being hit

stop moving so i can blow your freaking heads off

-after downed

what can i say,i made a mistake

-after revived

you wouldnt last a day in Spartan training

-while reviving someone

sorry my soul is blocked by 6 inches of reinforced titanium

-at the beggining of a Hellround

Fell just like Noble Team

-after killing a hellhound

Grunts are stonger than you

-after killing a Monkey

this helmet needs ventage

-after killing a crawler

Ahhh!disguting!

-after drinking any of the drinks

Mabye i should stop making dumbass halo comments when playing call of duty

-being a dumbass

This is what im used to

-after Pack-A-Punching a weapon

is this copied Covenant technology?I gotta tell the UNSC

-after getting a Wonder Weapon

Damn!Outta shells!

-after losing all ammunition on one gun

This cost more than a Spartan Laser

-trying to purchase a too expensive item

The Mercenary quotes
"Lets get this done"- ' At the beginning of a game

"That was freakin' sweet!"- After killing multiple zombies.

"THATS WHAT FUCKIN' HAPPENS"- Killing a zombie after being wounded by it.

"Just what I always wanted!"- After getting an assault rifle of shotgun.

"Rapid fire sweetness..."- After getting a submachine gun or light machine gun.

"How am I ment to survive with this!?"- After getting a Sniper rifle or Pistol

"What the hell is this?"- After getting a wonder weapon.

"So this is what it feels like to be god"- Firing the Thundergun for the first time.

"Err... Where did everybody just go?"- After killing five or more zombies with a Gersch device.

"The Galil! I fucking love this gun"- After getting a galil.

"Now this is what I call a party"- After upgrading a weapon.

"Here we fucking go..."- At the start of a dog, thief or monkey round.

"Its about fucking time!"- Recieving a Max Ammo

"Jesus was a carpenter... thank you jesus"- Recieving a carpenter

"Time for some knife work"- Recieving an insta-kill

"Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching!"- Recieving a double points

"Just what I needed!"- Recieving a nuke.

"Cue the epic music!"- Recieving a fire sale

"I loves my jugs!"- Recieving Juggernog

"Maybe this will help"- Recieving Speed Cola

"There's somthing fishy about this..."- Recieving Quick Revive

"Hey! Im trying to save ammo here!"- Recieving double tap

"Survival of the fittest!"- Recieving Stamin-up

"BELLY FLOP!!!!!!!"- Recieving PHD Flopper

"Was bound to happen sooner or later"- Upon getting downed

RatchetFan127"s Quotes-
"as long as i dont have to cut off their limbs ill be happy"D UNDEAD, I WANT YOUR HEAD"

(getting a headshot)

"someone pass the salt befoe this slug bites me again"

(Attacked by a crawler)

2009IW4's Quotes-
"YEAH BITCH, GET READY TO FEEL THE PAIN!!"

-after getting a Ray Gun

"KNIFE THAT FUCK IN THE FACE!"

-giving advice

"A 'nade, a knife, and a gun."

-after getting the most possible points from one zombie

"Face the faca, fucka!"

-after killing a zombie with a knife

"In Soviet Russia, I still kill you!"

-after killing a zombie

"BANZAI!!"

-when going kamikaze for a knife kill

"Barbeque time! Yeah!"

-when getting a flamethrower (referencing Qwark's 'aquired flamethrower' line from the Qwark Vid-Comics in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal)

"Dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum da da"

-when opening a Mystery Box (rare)

"Runnin' outta tricks."

-when downed (referencing Gambit's 'low health' line from Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2)

"Hey, you! Come help me and I'll give you a Wonder Waffle!"

when near a player when downed

"Big...Bada....BOOM!! Hahah!"

-when getting a nuke (BOOM! is when the nuke is acquired)

"RAMIREZ! Get me a Wunderwaffe DG-2 for Christ's sake!"

- when using a Mystery Box (he calls the box Ramirez (Referencing Sgt. Foley's/Cpl. Dunn's 56 RAMIREZ! lines and fad from MW2)

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"

-when attacked by a Space Monkey or Cosmic Silverback

"Thief round? I'm to badass to steal from!"

-when a Thief round starts


 * interrupts current sentence* "AAAAAHHH!!"

-when being chased by the Thief in a Thief round

"EAT LEAD, STUPID THIEF!! *blindfiring* HAHAHAHAAHAH--oh shit, I wasted a whole mag and he's not dead."

-when blindfiring in front of a thief, without killing

"What are you doing--get your hands off me! ...HELP!! RAPIST!!"

-when a Thief is stealing weapons

"Insta-kill? More like all-headshots hack."

-at the start of an Insta-Kill powerup

"HAHAHAH!!"

-killed a zombie during Insta-Kill

"I put that dog down."

-killed a Hellhound during Insta-Kill

"I'll miss you, deadly, giant, and zombified garden slug!"

-killed a Crawler during Insta-Kill

"I killed this one other General once. I think his name was Shepherd or something. (referencing General Shepherd from MW2) I killed him in revenge. He killed Ghost! (referencing Ghost from MW2/MW3)"

-killed a zombie (very rare saying)

"'Ey, Rooster, Billy Bob here. I need ya to kill some zombies for me. Take a Shotgun and do the job."" (appears in classic GTA2 subtitle form)

-after getting a shotgun off the wall or from the Mystery Box (0bvious referece to the PSOne's GTA2, where the Redneck gang leader is Billy Bob and calls you Rooster)

Jar teh marksman Quotes:
"Dang. No STG-44 off the wall"

Starting a game on Nacht der Untoten

"Ohhh geez....."

Starting a game on Verruckt.

"Y 'know what? Screw the power. I'll force the Teleporter to work."

Starting a game on Der Riese or Kino.

"Dempsey, this is all yourr fault. Go turn on the power. and the colour. and anything else that Treyarch screwed up."

Starting a game on Ascension.

"Russia approves, bro."

After getting Matryoshka dwolls.

"Long-range butt-kicking zombie-killing ownage. 'Nuff said."

After getting M14 or Sniper rifle.

"Quickscope, Quickscope, Quicksco... Wait, I'm too good for that."

Getting Sniper Rifle.

"Now if only I didn't have to reload each dang round."

After getting Python.

"A child's toy turned lethal. Genius, even if it was Samantha."

After getting Matryoshka dolls or Monkey Bomb

"We Canadians can take the cold, obviously you can't. Dang Germans."

After shooting zombies with Winter's Howl/Fury.

"This just broke the Epic-O-Metre!!!"

After reciving a Wonder Weapon

"Now if only I had a supressor,"

When getting an SMG.

"C'mon, no Extended Mags?"

After getting an SMG.

"Where's my Falafel?"

Said after getting any AR besides the FAL.

"Here's Pluto, but where's Mickey?"

At the start of a dog round. Reference to Mickey Mouse.

"MLG! Machine Light Gun! Or is it LMG? Bah, whatever, either way, it plain rocks."

After receiving an LMG. An inside joke with my friend.

"You! Come here! I demand you do! Help me!!!!"

After getting downed.

"Eww... this probably came from sewage."

After getting Quick Revive.

"Now I can shoot, reload, shoot, reload..."

After getting Speed Cola.

"I'm suprised that Treyarch hasn't nerfed this, with all the zombies complaining about how overpowered it is."

After buying Juggernog

"Now instead of boom, I can go boom boom."

Said after buying PhD Flopper or Double Tap Root Beer.

"I AM NOW RUSSIAN USAIN BOLT!!!! FEAR MEEEE!!!!!!"

Yelled after buying Stamin-up.

"Swell."

After buying Bowie Knife.

''"How come nothing happens when I get Carpenter?" ''

Said when getting lots of kills with Sickle and then getting Carpenter.

"Rough translation: AimBot."

After buying Deadshot Daiquiri

"Hmm... now I just need Double Tap."

Said after buying the AK-74u

"Where are my Pancakes?"

After getting any WaW LMG.

"Still waiting..."

After getting RPK or HK21. (In reply to above quote)

"Stealth? What Stealth? *laughs*."

After buying a Shotgun.

"'*Singing* Hey, Zombie you could probably use some Advil!"

-After getting a headshot.

"C'mon Georgey Porgey, into the water you go!"

After George calms in the water.

"amg look at my 1337ness'"

Getting a headshot

"Must... not.... make... reference to.... MLP!!!"

Randomly

"It's going, it's going.... oh wait it exploded"

Throwing a grenade

"Javelin want!"

After getting rocket launcher

MIA Epic's Quotes
My character would either be Richtofen or Dr. Maxis.

"The Ray Gun! Oh how Wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining the Ray Gun.

"Ah yes, the DG-3, a full-auto, compact DG-2. Excellent!" - Maxis obtaining the DG-3.

"I will make them hit the sky. Wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining the Thunder Gun.

"The most excellent tool of death!" Richtofen obtaining the M14 Garand.

"More bullets for me!" - Richtofen after a Max Ammo drop.

"Why Samantha? Why?" - Maxis during a Catbeast/ Hellhound round.

"Samantha, why are you always mean to me?" - Richtofen obtaining a sniper from the box.

"My own daughter is trying to kill me? But, why?" - Maxis after getting downed.

"Of course their wouldn't be any power." - Maxis at the start of the game.

"Wait we just turned on the back up power?" - Richtofen after activating the Back-Up power.

"The most original ending." - Richtofen after getting downed. (Said in a sarcastic tone.)

"If only I was in Disney." - Maxis after getting down.

"Sam, how may times have I told you to be nice to people." - Maxis obtaining a Teddy Bear from the Box.

"Few, I thought Sam was going to make the box go away." - Maxis obtaining the Bear Grenade.

"Tick, tock, tick, tock. Hurry Up!" - Maxis waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"I knew it! Porter did finish version 3!" - Maxis obtaining the Death Ray.

"The DG-2! I can't believe I found you!" - Obtaining the DG-2 from the box.

"My patients are in need of medicine!" - Richtofen having no ammo.

"Nikolai would love this drink." - Richtofen after drinking Amm-O-Matic.

"I will make them burn!" - Maxis after buying Candolier.

"I love hearing that word! Oh, wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining a Nuke power-up.

"Get to the box now while the prices are low." - Maxis obtaining a Fire Sale.

"Ouch! Stop it patient!" - Richtofen getting attacked by a zombie.

"This will make their heads go BOOM!" - Richtofen obtaining a shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"Ah, make my patients suffer will be more fun now." - Richtofen obtaining Double-Points power-up.

"Thank you, Samantha!" - Maxis obtaining a Give-All power up.

"Why are you doing this to me!" - Maxis obtaining a No Ammo power-up.

"I live! Thank you by the way." - Richtofen being revived.

"Dempsey! Look out behind you!" - Richtofen warning Dempsey about zombies behind him.

"Nikolai, Takeo, Maxis, Dempsey. I need asistance!" - Richtofen being downed.

"Richtofen! Look at what you caused!" - Maxis being downed/game end.

"The doctor's office is now open." - Richtofen at the start of the game.

"Why are Fluffy and Checkers so mean to us?" - Richtofen during a Catbeast/ Hellhound round, obvious refernces to Samantha's pet dog Fluffy and pet cat Checkers.

XNightmare's Quotes
"Ugh, I hate teleportation." - start of Kino

"We need to turn the power on!" - start of game

"Fuck, need power." - start of game

"The battle is lost but the war has just begun." - in Last Stand/game end

"I'm down!" - Last Stand/game end

"The gods smile on you." - revived

"Thanks bro" - revived

"Haha! 7.62mm of LEAD!" - recieving an MG from the Mystery Box

"Where's my UMP?" - recieving an SMG from the Mystery Box

"Trololol, time to camp!" - recieving an AR from the Mystery Box

"How do I Quickscope?" - recieving an SR from the Mystery Box

"Don't even need Stopping Power!" - recieving a Shotgun from the Mystery Box

"Gah, need MOAR COD points!" - trying to buy something w/o enough points

"Cool story bro" - whenever another character talks

Zacrules101's quotes:
"Oooah, come for the blood bath have you'" - At the start of the game.

"Aaagh, nice rifle" - Buys the M14 of the wall.

"this is a keeper" - after getting the ray gun.

"Aaagh, screw this, I'm all out" - when you try to buy something but don't have money

"2oo rounds of belt-fed epic-ness" - when you get a LMG

Maj. Blackout's quotes
"First the Power, then the Color. What next? The sound?" - Start of Game

"I like it when the red water comes out of you." - When knifing multiple zombies in quick succesion. Reference to Salad Fingers.

"Hey player, you're either very drunk or very motherfucking stupid!" - When firing many missed shots in succesion.

"What is this I don't even...." - When hit by a Crawler Zombie or Space Monkey.

"Hey, on the bright side you don't have to prise any damn fish bones from your teeth-WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FISHBONE IN BETWEEN MY TEETH!" - Drinking Quick Revive

"I'm not even gonna make a joke about what you can do with this......I wonder if this will give me X2 Fapping speed. GODDAMNIT." - Drinking Speed Cola

"COME AT ME BRO" - Drinking Juggernog

"Double Tap Double Tap Double Fap.....Damn it." - Drinking DT.

"Using fucking logic, my gun+ammo=Zombie death. my gun-ammo=My death. Get me some ammo. Now." - When out of ammo or very low.

"Remind me why I can't just shoot down the exit door hinges with these?" - Recieving a Shotgun from the Box.

"ME GUSTA" - Recieving an LMG

"Small. short but fast. I mean the gun. Sick bastards." - Recieving an SMG

"WITH THIS, I SHALL kill them." - Recieving an Assualt Rifle.

"Pew Pew Pew" - Recieving Ray Gun.

"Can't I just bludgeon with this thing.... I don't want to use up the ammo..." - Recieving Thundergun

"Somehow this always seems to happen to me- HEY DON'T YOU FUCKING STEP ON ME UNDEAD FUCK" - When downed

"Whaddya expect, a reward or something?" - After being revived

"Treyarch: If you can make it so easy such that sticking a needle in a man will bring him back from the brink of death, why can't you just make the Ray Gun a wall weapon?" - When reviving someone

Seijana's quotes
''Why can't we turn the power off instead? ''-At the start.

''Don't tell me the zombies ate the electric wiring... ''-At the start

''I don't suppose there's a large stash of magnets around here? If my perpetual motion device works, we shouldn't need to turn on the power. That is, if I can reroute the circuit with a new source... why am I carrying on like this? ''-At the start

''Hahaha! AAAA! AAA! AAAAAAAAA! ''-Getting a string of kills (Uncyclopedia reference)

*Maniacal cackling* -After getting a string of kills

''Nice try motherfucker! ''After killing a zombie that hit me

''Go feel up your zombie friends instead! ''-After killing a zombie that hit me

''Eat this! ''-After killing a zombie in one hit

HUNG HING! -Rarely, after killing a zombie (don't even ask what it means)

Oh for fuck's sake ''YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD! ''-After shooting a zombie's head off without killing it.

''That's right fuckhead! ''-After knifing a headless zombie

*War whooping* -After getting a string of melee kills

''I love it! It's like one of my swords! ''-After getting the Bowie knife

I cant ''wait to use this.. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!'' -After getting the Bowie knife

''Yes, truly a comrade's weapon. It's still fucking awkward.'' -After getting the Sickle

''I've always wanted one of these! ''-After getting a sniper rifle

''Yes! I knew they'd have the World's best gun here! ''-After getting a Dragunov

Ah, as stated in How To Be a Noob: Step one. -After getting a UMP45 or AK74u

''Not bad. ''-After getting an submachine gun

*Maniacal cackling* -After getting a light machine gun

''Ohhh yes! I'm going to fucking shed soo many of them! And fire sooo many bullets! and then shred MORE of them! HAHAHAHAA!! ''-After getting a light machine gun

''Sweet! ''-After getting an assault rifle

''Can't I have a gun which works!? ''-After getting an M16

''Nothing quite like the feel of blasting and shredding their flesh at the same time with this kind of physical force, fuck yeah! ''-After getting a shotgun

''...I'm going to enjoy this. ''-After getting a shotgun

''I can use this I suppose. ''-After getting a pistol

''Not really what I need... ''-After getting a pistol

''This gun *really* doesn't get enough credit. ''-After getting a CZ75

''BOOM BOOM BOOM! HAHAHA! ''-After getting a launcher

''No matter how many fireworks nights I had, I've always wanted to try something like this out! ''-After getting a launcher

*laughing and salivating* -After getting a launcher

...Ew. -After getting a Ray Gun

''Sometimes I swear this gun doesn't like me either. ''-After getting a Ray Gun

''HahaHAHAHAAA! ''-After getting a Wunderwaffe

''Oh, only my fucking favourite! ''-After getting a Wunderwaffe

''I've been waiting for this moment for so long... ''-After getting a Thundergun

''Step one: THOOM! Step two: wait several days for zombies to land again. Brilliant! ''-After getting a Thundergun

''Hm, Freeze ray. Shame it's a piece of crap. ''-After getting a Winter's Howl

''What exactly is a snow cone maker anyway? ''-After getting a Winter's Howl

''What-the-fuck? ''-After getting the Monkey Bomb

''Hmm, a present for Awowogei? ''-After getting the Monkey Bomb (Runescape reference)

''I love it already... ''-After gettng the Gersch Device

''If only Emilie could see THIS! ''-After activating a Gersch Device

''Ooooh... ''-After activating a Gersch Device

''Oh yeah... Maktoko! ''-After drinking Juggernog (the Na'vi word is an Avatar reference)

''Whoa.. aaah! AAAAH! ''-After drinking Speed Cola

''Bleeeugh! Tastes like beer! Oh wait, it IS beer... ''-After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

Heh, it's fishy! -After drinking Quick Revive

''..Interesting. ''-After drinking PhD Flopper

''Oooooh Yeeeah! ''-After drinking Stamin Up

But I'm not done yet! -When downed

''BULLSHIT! -''When downed

''Hey... Um, hello? Help, anyone? ''-When downed

''I'M NOT DONE YET! ''-When downed

See what I mean? -When downed by own Ray Gun

''FUCK YOU PORTER! ''-When downed by own Ray Gun

''Why did I even get this fucking gun!? ''-When downed by own Ray Gun

''Might I ask what kind of shit that needle has in it? ''-When revived

''Yay! I can keep killing them! ''-When revived

''You saved me eh? Well you can count on my help now. ''-When revived

''You saved me eh? Well youuueehh.... uuurgh... 'What IS in that fucking needle!? ''-When revived

''Look alive my friend! It's not over yet! ''-When reviving a teammate

''Ok, take this nice and easy. Slow, deep breaths, stay calm, that's it... oh screw it just use this needle.'' -When reviving a teammate

''You went down fast and hard my friend, I guess you use PSN? ''-When reviving a teammate

It looks like the one that once did the﻿ wanting suddenly wants to be wanted by a different wanting that hasn't wanted wanting that has never been wanted for the sake of want-ness. Wait a minute... -After bleeding out (HISHE reference)

*War whooping* -When getting the Death Machine

''Guess what fuckwits? You're gonna die! ''-When getting Insta-Kill

''Double points? Why don't we just steal what we need instead ? ''-When getting Double Points

''Yay! Free ammo! ''-When getting Max Ammo

''NOW you give it to me!? ''-When getting max ammo with full or nearly full ammo

''We should probably make a crawler now. ''-When getting Carpenter.

''Maybe they'll cop a board to the face too? ''-When getting Carpenter

''BRADABOOOM! Yeahaha! ''-When getting a Nuke

''Say goodbye! ''-When getting a nuke

''Aww, blackouts are kinda fun... ''-After turning on the power


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''You know, you might not want to trust me with a good gun anymore. ''-After getting the teddy bear

If I have to open any new doors to reach you box.... -After getting the teddy bear

''Wish I had a sketchpad and pencil with me... ''-While waiting on the Pack a Punch machine

''Hmm, I wonder what would happen if you put your hand in there... ''-While waiting on the Pack a Punch machine

''Now THIS is what I wanted. ''-After getting an upgraded gun

''Yo, zombies! You ready to get panned? ''-After getting an upgraded gun

''If only Nick and Angus could check this out! ''-After getting an upgraded gun

*Wolf howling* -After ending the round with a string of kills

''Yahooooooo! I LOVE THAT SIGHT! ''-After gibbing a lot of zombies in a few seconds

''Because the ray gun sucks? -In response to the following "Treyarch: If you can make it so easy such that sticking a needle in a man will bring him back from the brink of death, why can't you just make the Ray Gun a wall weapon?''"

''Hah! Our friend will soon return with help from the Outside World!'' -After triggering a flinger to throw a teammate (Brink reference).

''What, never seen a ghilliesuit before? ''-When stared at too long

''Why can't we have Two Steps From Hell instead? ''-When activating a music easter egg

ImShockwaves quotes
OH YEAH,I WISH THAT WAS JUSTIN BIEBER! -killing a zombie

Ohhhh i get it, if they hit you you get down ohhhhhhh- Getting down

WHAT?! HOW THE HECK DID I GET DOWN!?- Getting down

Hey, which one of you stole my money?- atemps to buy something without enough money

So..... this stuff is pretty much a gaint condom.-buys juggernog

How does this stuff work? Seems kinda impossible? -buys phd flopper

Now i have a condom and im extra fast. what next? -buying stamin up with juggernog

JerryWiffleWaffle's quote
"Hey! Can get some fries with that?!"

- After buying any Perk-a-Cola drink "Crap! Hope I didn't leave any marks on my pants..."

- After getting affected by Nova Gas "Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking Ray Gun. Don't need to get excited anymore."

- After obtaining the Ray Gun "If I could only Pack-a-Punch myself..."

- After Pack-a-Punching any gun "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JUGGERNOG?!?!"

- After the game starts "Can't Black Ops get any better maps?"

- After opening every door "Yup. Been there, done that... Same old, same old..."

- After buying every weapon off the wall "Oh, come on! I only wanted a few more seconds!"

- After being revived by Quick Revive or a Ballistic Knife "Hey, there's a song on, guys!"

- After getting a song Easter Egg "Better get outta the way guys, 'cause I got a need... for SPEED!"

- Upon getting Speed Cola "Yeah, yeah. Gloat all you want. I still got more headshots than you..."

- After being revived.

Raven&#39;s wing's quotes
"Does anyone else smell burnt hair?"

- After teleporting.

"It's a bit dark, isn't it?"

- At the start of a match

"* pffft * What the hell is this stuff?"

- After purchasing Quick Revive

"Ah, crap. Broke again."

- When trying to buy something with insufficient points.

"Two-hundred rounds of belt-fed AWESOME!"

- On getting a Light Machine Gun

"Oi! Bastard nicked my Wallet!"

- After getting robbed by the Thief

"Ohhh... That's going to keep me up all night..."

- After purchasing Speed Cola

"Long range decapitation..."

- After purchasing an M14.

"Erm... Little help guys?"

- When taken down.

"Light... Efficient... Deadly."

- After purchasing an MP5K.

"PINK MIST!"

- After getting a headshot.

"Down boy!"

- After killing a Hellhound.

"Open Season!"

- After purchasing an Olympia.

AdvancedRookie's quotes

 * "Attacking me would be like shooting yourself in the foot, oh wait I already did that"
 * — After killing a zombie that had hit him
 * "Useless wankers!"
 * — When near to bleeding out
 * "Enough sniping!"
 * — When recieving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box
 * "Let's count the shotgun shells!, one, two, thre..... Oh he's dead"
 * — After killing some zombies with a shotgun
 * "Get off me pleb!"
 * — After being hit by a zombie
 * "Oh well, life goes on"
 * — After killing some zombies
 * "Look's like I'm done with the first leg of this battle"
 * — After crippling a zombie
 * "You might be thinking, did he fire five shots, or six?"
 * — While reloading the Python or shotgun
 * "I'll cut you like the Coalition government cut public services"
 * — After knifing a zombie

AugFC's Zombie Quotes
"When I find the guy who goes 'round turning the power off everywhere, I'm gonna kill him."

Start of game.

"Anyone wondered why these M14's have 8-round clips?"

Upon buying the M14.

"BOOM! Headshot!"

Getting a headshot on a zombie. Reference to FPS Doug.

"Great! Now if I could work out how to change it's fire mode, I'd be unstoppable."

Upon buying the FN FAL.

"AUG! They named this gun after me!"

Upon buying the AUG.

"Nice and small, like Richtofen's...ah, forget it."

Upon buying a Submachine Gun.

"Juggernog? I've never heard of this brand..."

Upon buying Juggernog.

"Sure, it gives you magic powers, but they could at least make it taste nice!"

Upon buying any Perk-a-Cola.

"Nice! Now I just need to find the NoClip machine, and I'll be outta here in no time."

Upon buying any Perk-a-Cola.

"This better be worth the price I paid..."

Upon using the Pack-a-Punch machine.

"Monkeys attached to explosives? My life is complete."

Upon buying Monkey Bombs.

"Time for a little ZOM-B-Q!"

Upon activating the Fire Trap.

"Okay, I guess it's my job to walk stumpy w

Secret Jared's quotes:
hile the rest of you use the Mystrey Box 1000 times...*sigh*."

Said when players keep a crawler alive to buy weapons, perks, ect.

AugFC 09:58, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

"Could we go to somewhere normal, cause everytime we go to a theater or asylum or something, the damn powers always off!"

-at the start of a game

"I need a weapon"

-When out of ammo.

"frosted zombies, there more than good, there DEAD"

-when picking up a winters howl

"if you like zombie coolada, hate gettin caught in their brains"

-When picking up a light machinegun.

"oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy"

-When pack a punching

"oscar mike foxtrot tango down, danger close, loaded for bear with covered wagon and broken arrow"

-when being surronded

"hmmm mp5 or m16"

-when seeing a M16 chalk line

"Damn, Fluffy must of had lots of babies"

-at the start of a dog round

"the AK74u is a carbine, not a sub machinegun? i should go post that on a wiki hoping no one will delete it"

-when getting a ak74u

Sorry if my formatting is wrong, im new here.

Cherri Night's Quotes
Ah, so I think I went a little overboard with these, but oh well. Most of them are what I actually say when I'm playing but a couple are just following the theme of the quotes in the actual game. (I'm a girl if some of them get confusing...)

''"Stupid power... why can't you just turn yourself on ?" -''At the start of a round

''"You've got to be kidding me, I'd rather my pistol!" ''-When buying a M14 of the wall

"KABLAMO! (laughter)" -when getting an explosive kill

''"Aww look, it's on it's knees beggin for mercy..." ''-after getting a crawler

"Whoah, did you see that! His head just went... (laughter)" -after getting a head shot

''"You sir, just got owned by a girl." ''-After killing a zombies

''"Balls. I need more money. Any you boys wanna lend me some?" ''-After trying to buy something with insuffficeient funds

''"Ow! Fuck you!" ''-After getting hurt by a zombies

''"Why did you hurt me? Do you see me hurting you? Oh wait..." ''-After getting hurt by a zombie (syndicate reference)

''"Blech! Disgusting!" ''-after drinking quick revive

"This is SPARTA!!! (laughter)" -after drinking juggernog

''"Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop..." ''-after getting PHD flopper

''"This makes no sense. Why is it called a Light Machine Gun if there's nothing light about this heavy mother- (stops) trucker. Whatever." ''-after getting an LMG

''"He reminds me of my brother, big ears, blows up on you..." -after getting the monkey bomb''

''"Pretty colours..." ''-After throwing a gersche device

''"I'm sorry, but I'm not grizz." ''-after recieving a sniper rifle

''"WEEEE!!!!" ''-when traveling on the lunar lander, flinger or zipline

''"Now, if only I could run with this..." ''-after receiving a death machine

''"As much as I like to make things blow up, this ain't workin for me baby." ''-after getting a china lake

''"Bigger, badder, better, I'm really starting to like this machine." ''-after pack a punching a weapon

''"Aww it's so cute... wait, WAIT, FUCK YOU!" ''-after receiving a teddy bear

''"Hey, damsel in distress over here, any takers?" ''-after getting downed

''"No don't kill it! Oh, wait, NEVER MIND GET THAT MUTT OFF OF ME!" ''-at the beginning of a hell hound round

''"You remind me of my brother. He liked to hit me too." ''after getting hit by a monkey

"You owe me one."-after reviving someone

''"One shot, one kill. I like." ''-during insta-kill

"So fast, so small, so little power... great. Just what I wanted. (sarcastic)" -after receiving a SMG

''"It's automatic, it's got power, it isn't the size of a pea. I'm in love." ''-after receiving an assault rifle or LMG

''"With today's economy, I don't think I can afford too many of these.." ''-when putting a gun in the Pack a Punch machine

''"\(Loud laughter) Why are you on the roof zombies?" ''-after firing from the thundergun

''"So pretty, so powerful, so deadly. LIKE ME!" ''-After receiving and/or firing a ray gun

==OddJob's Quotes== (Note: My team mates would be Captain Macmillan with an M21, Indiana Jones with a whip and revolver, Tyler Durden [Fight Club] with his bare hands, Rorshach [Watchmen] with his grappel gun, Nomad [Crysis] with the Nanosuit and SCAR, Scott Pilgrim wielding the power of self-respect sword and Gordon Freeman[Half-Life] with a crowbar)
 * FREAKBAGS=115 Qoutes
 * Hey puppies eat buckshot
 * -_when a dog round startss_
 * yep im a cowboy YHEEHAW
 * _when getting a python_
 * those stupid monkeys
 * _when a perk is stolen_
 * Ahhh eggnog
 * -when getting juggernog-
 * Well that was um nuketastic :*"It's a shame night vision goggles haven't been invented yet." - At the beginning of a match
 * -when getting a nuke-
 * Anyone smell fried zombie
 * -When gatting a kill with hades-
 * whoa thats sour times er ten
 * -when getting staimin-up-
 * speed speed cola
 * -when geting speed cola-
 * umm fishsticks
 * -when getting quick reive-
 * MEDIC!
 * - when down-
 * I'll get my gun back fron that undead nerd
 * -when geting his gun stolnen-
 * Hey it's the noob cannon [SARCASOM]
 * -when geting the thundergun-
 * dose this thing shoot waffles?
 * -when geting the wunder waffledg-2-
 * anybody else smashin heads
 * -when geting a headshoot-
 * slicen and dicen
 * -when geting a knife kill-
 * HaHa you fail
 * --when making cawrler-
 * packeage for the nrouth pole
 * - when freezing a zombie-
 * DAng it im broke
 * when trying tbuy some thing with not enoughe points-
 * one down a lot to go
 * -when geting a kill-
 * ModernWarHead610's quotes:
 * "It's sad. Have you ever wondered if these zombies are just looking for a hug?" - When killing a zombie
 * "Ooh, who's making barbecue? Oh, noone is. That's their burning flesh" - Nuke
 * "(Pulls a Peter Griffin) (Inhales), AAAAHHHH!!!! (Inhales), AAAAHHHH!!!!" - When downed
 * "Max ammo, max ammo, I need max ammo!!!!" - Out of ammo
 * "You, don't bother me, cause I saw Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and in my opinion, they were pretty good dancers." - When killing a zombie
 * "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!" - When killing a zombie with a headshot
 * "Yeah, I'm a Call of Duty pro, dropshottin' kids everywhere I go!" - When dropshotting a zombie
 * "I'll gladly pay next year, for guns today" - When trying to buy a gun without enough points
 * "The damage of a shotgun, but quicker to reload. Bloody beautiful." When buying an M14
 * bigdawson99's quotes
 * "which one of you stole my toaster??" - getting WunderWaffe DG2
 * "I'M NOT AFRAID!! Wait, I take that back...." - when swarmed
 * " uh, I payed my Electric bill a few days ago, so WHERE's THE FREAKIN' POWER?!?!" - start of a match
 * "reminds me of home...." - buying Quick Revive
 * " aah, back to the classics...." - buying M16
 * "CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE!(song-like voice)" - buying Juggernog
 * "oh, so THAT'S where my plane engines keep disappearing to!" - seeing Thundergun
 * "RUN, FORREST, RUN!!!" - shooting zombie with VR11
 * bigdawson99, Brig. Gen. of the 131s(psn) 00:35, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
 * "Okay, you got me down. But was that really a smart idea?" -When downed after drinking a Quick Revive (Reference to dual Python grenade launchers LOL)
 * "Knifing spree!" -Getting Insta-Kill
 * Trueblade74 18:11, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
 * Anuj Mhatre's Quotes
 * No power means no fun
 * -start of a match
 * I FUCKING HATE FISH!
 * -after buying quick revive
 * No Ammo, WHAT THE HELL?
 * -when out of ammo
 * IM GONNA SPILL YOUR BRAINS LIKE JAM ON FUCKING TOAST!
 * -after getting an LMG from the mystery box
 * Not exactly of my liking, but you'll do just fine
 * -after getting a PM63 off the wall
 * MP40,Juggs, the best EVAR!
 * -after getting the MP40
 * Im gonna chop their balls of with this
 * -after buying a bowie knife
 * YOU MUST DIE!
 * - after getting a death machine
 * DIE MOTHEFUCKERS
 * - when killing a huge group of zombies
 * I got some lead biscuits for ya
 * -at the beginning of a dogs round
 * EAT HOT LEAD
 * -when blowing off a zombie's head
 * I just loooooove when they burn
 * -after getting a nuke
 * Eat some more lead fuckers
 * -after getting max ammo
 * Im gonna kick your ass if this happens again
 * -after getting a teddy bear
 * Im never drinking again
 * -after going through a gas cloud
 * FUCK, IF I GO DOWN, IM TAKING YA WITH ME!
 * -when surrounded by zombies
 * I needed that
 * -after getting revived
 * Does anyone like french fries?
 * -after getting a FAMAS from the mystery box
 * Im gonna eat your arms for lunch
 * -after getting a shotgun
 * Now that's what i call a pudding!
 * -after blowing multiple zombies
 * DAMN! smells like somebody crawled up in there and died
 * -after going through a gas cloud
 * Suck on my balls crawler!
 * -after making a crawler
 * I LOOOOVE YOU!
 * -after getting double points
 * Im no Carpenter, but this is good
 * -after getting a carpenter
 * FALCON PAWNCH!
 * -after getting an instakill
 * IMMA TAP 2 ZOMBIES A SECOND!
 * -after buying double tap
 * Arriba!
 * -after buying speed cola (reference to speedy gonzales)
 * And my mom says i should cut on my caffiene
 * -after buying juggernog
 * Im no Grizz baby
 * -after getting a sniper rifle
 * How about some resident evil?
 * -a random fourth wall breaking quote
 * Hot lead served with extreme prejudice on the side
 * -after killing a group of zombies
 * WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY WALLET?!
 * -after having insufficient points to open a door
 * I hate my mom, she keeps all my money
 * -after having insufficient points to buy a gun
 * Where's Ray if this is his gun?
 * -after getting a ray gun
 * I LOVE ME SOME M16
 * -after getting an M16A1
 * -after having insufficient points to buy a gun
 * Where's Ray if this is his gun?
 * -after getting a ray gun
 * I LOVE ME SOME M16
 * -after getting an M16A1

"Why the hell am I still here? I could easily just jump that freakin' fence!" -After getting to round 10

"If you give me that god damn bear again, i'm gonna find your soul, ressurect it, and kill you properly. So play nice." -After getting a teddy bear

"How am I moving this thing without touching it?" -After first reparing a barrier

"The power's out, it's just like being inside treyarch's mind" -Beginning of game

"But my mum always said that steroids were wrong"-After drinking a perk

"I just shot you in the face, you're fine. You slapped me, and I'm dead. What the hell is going on?!"-After getting downed by a zombie

"Go ahead, eat me, that way I can burst out of your chest like in Alien!" -After being attacked

"Oh god, please don't be black ops." -Start of a match

"(SINGING) And if your head explodes i'll see you on the dark side of the moon" -After getting a nuke

"This is how powerful the thing is in real life, and i have to pay 5000 points?!"-After pack-a-punching

"This reminds me of multiplayer"-After being downed in first round

"They tell me this gun rapes, perhaps i should report it."-After getting a FAMAS

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"-After getting a pack-a-punched M16

"Ah, the closest thing to an M4 that treyarch could come up with" -After getting a commando

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." -After first inflicting damage

"Where the hell is my chopper gunner?"-After killing a large number of zombies

"...And it all started with a big BANG"-After getting a kill with explosives

"I wish this were Call of the Dead, I want Danny Trejo's autograph"-Start of match

"Who let the dogs out? Oh, right Sam did it. Awkward....."-Hellround

"I'm in a game? Treyarch are copying Tron now?"-Beginning of match

"Team Fortress style!"-After getting a death machine

"Wes Craven kicks your ass!"-After killing George Romero

"OK, now it's exactly like Half-Life"-After getting an SMG

"God damn it! I wanted to be in MW3 survival"-Beginning of match

"Maximun Armour!"-After drinking Juggernogg

"Apparently I can't open this thing with my hands"-Insufficient money to buy a door

"Didn't Treyarch say this was too much firepower?"-Getting a full-auto CZ75

"Wait a minute. If these things came back from the dead, what's to stop them doing it again? Why don't I just leave?"-After killing a large horde of zombies

"This is a fully automatic gun in real life. Just more CoD realism for ya."-After getting the FAL or M14

"Where the hell did I get this knife from?"-First melee kill

"Quick, R2, in the escape pod!"-Activating a lunar lander

"No more of this, I already feel sick from too much Portal."-After teleporting

"This thing is EPIC. I bet it's made by Colt."-After getting a wonder weapon

"Enter the dragon, bitches!"-Pack-a-punched Olympia

"Rapid fire FURY!"-Pack-a-punched SPAS-12

"Time to go Rambo on your assess!"-Getting an M60

Zombie007's Quotes
“Why is there only one light switch in this whole map?”

-Start of game

“Wait, lemme guess, the only tangible objective is to turn on the power… glorious”

-Start of game

“What kind of degree does Richtofen have anyway?”

-Randomly

“Hmm, this gun reminds me of killing one of my wives, I just don’t remember which one…”

-Nikolai after picking up a gun

“AHHH NO I’M DOWN AHHH… wait they are leaving me alone… hey guys just leave me here please.”

-Dempsey when downed

“It suddenly got less annoying in here”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Richtofen after Dempsey bleeds out

<p style="line-height:150%">“Why is no one caring about my lack of am… oh I have ammo… Why is no one caring about my lack of Vodka?”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Randomly said by Nikolai

<p style="line-height:150%">“Honor, or no honor, you will all die in the end.”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said by Takeo after a string of kills

<p style="line-height:150%">“Hmm, if we weren’t fighting zombies, I would wonder why these walls are spitting out guns for imaginary points…”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said randomly

<p style="line-height:150%">“If the zombies represented the sun… I mean if the sun represented the zombies, then I am the… ahh fuck it.”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said by Nikolai after a killing spree

<p style="line-height:150%">“Once upon a time I was out of ammo but then I knifed a zombie and a floating ball in the shape of an ammo box made it all better, the end.”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said randomly after a Max Ammo

<p style="line-height:150%">“What kind of tactic is this?”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said after not shooting for three to five minutes

<p style="line-height:150%">''“Now where did I put that ammo? Player, can I have a little help, please.”''

<p style="line-height:150%">-Dempsey after running out of ammo

<p style="line-height:150%">“Bullet, applied directly to the forehead.”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said after a headshot

<p style="line-height:150%">''“Now how does this machine... Oh my gun is back.”''

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said randomly while pack-a-punching

<p style="line-height:150%">“Why do I need points to open a damn door anyway?” 

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said after not having enough points to open a door

<p style="line-height:150%">“The zombies are allowed to break the windows but I can’t break down the door?!?!”

<p style="line-height:150%">-Said after not having enough points to open a door

<p style="line-height:150%">“My turn, my turn, my… damn it why did you have to go and get a teddy bear.”

<p style="line-height:150%">-After another character gets a teddy bear

<h2 style="line-height:150%">BlahMarrow No power? Stupid zombies didn't pay bills!

Start of match.

I can haz?!?! SWEET!

Weapon from box

Excuse me, but you forgot your grenade!

Using grenade

Here boy! Come grab the grenade!

Hellhound round

MAY THERE BE LIGHT!

Turning power on.

Ugh, tastes like yourmom Richtofen!

Quick revive

Haaa I'm the Juggernaut now! Dempsy, you can be Iron man!

Juggernaut

Boom!

Getting a kill with the law.

I'm gonna pull a roflcopter!

Killing while spinning in a circle

Need some money for that hotness, or I could push it open!

Door

Or I could, pick it up!

Weapon on wall.

Or I could just put a quarter in the vending machine!

Perk a Cola purchase

Why are we staying here anyway? There is a Van right there! I mean srsly! We could just drive away!

Surviving past round 20

I'm back baby!

Being revived.

OW!!! CANIBAL!!

Being hit by crawler

Oops. I tripped

Being knocked down

DOH!

Being Knocked down

Republic of Joe for the win!

Multi kill!

Troll lol lol you haz no head! How many fingers am I holding?

Headshot.

Troll lol lol lol lol lol l;ol lol lol lol lol...

Using HK21.

My roflcopter gos soi soi soi soi soi...

Using RPK.

Hey zombies! Did the news get around about Butcher(player name)? He wackin and choppin at you with his long sharp knife!

knife kill.

Ryan8rJS
WE DONT GOT DA POWA!

-no power

Good thing I have unlimited knife!

-no ammo

''What is this? Fish piss?''

-quick revive

''Deer hunting is boring. Shotguns are now for zombie hunting!''

-Buying shotgun

''Boom Bang Blast! FAST!''

-Double tap root beer

Hands off the merchendise!

-killing a zombie that hit you

7.62 high volocity!

-buying assault rifle

''Damn box... im to old for this teddy bear shit!''

-teddy bear

''100 percent badass! Thats me!''

- wonder weapon from mystery box

''LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFE!!!!! So sweet!!''

Jugger-nog

''All aboard the pain train! Now running 25 percent faster!''

-speed cola

WOOOOOOO!!

pack-a-punch

Explosions are so damn fun!

- explosion kill

Fuck you!Brain dead head!

-getting downed

Oh shiiiiiIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!

-any zipline/flinger object

Pain-train running after hours!

-max ammo

moneymoneymoney...MONEY!

-double points

Death sooo beautiful!

-insta-kill

Better than Wal-mart!

fire sal/bonfire sale

''I have to wait? But I want to kill them nooooooooooooooww!''

-carpenter

Sorry, I sneezed

-nuke

''Happy hour! HOOAH!''

random perk

''It spins AND shoots? COOOOOOOL!''

-death machine

''Woah... thats like, way groovy, man.''

-looking at teleporter

Should've brought my sun glasses!

turning on power

Cep9641's Quotes
Why wont they die, oh yeah they're already dead

-random

''Oh great fog, zombies, freezing water, the only thing that could be worse is if George came out zombified of the water. Now THATS JUST GREAT!''

- beginning of call of the dead

Yo momma's so dead that......well, she's dead.

-random

''Now you see me. Now you don't.''

-Headshot

That's not fair, they're like ninjas.

-Downed

''Smells like... Victory''

-Nuke

''When life gives you lemons make lemonade. When life gives you big, huge, spinning Death Machine make zombienade.''

-Death Machine

''I used to think monkeys were cute. Not anymore.''

-Monkeys/ Monkey Bombs

Please no quick revive, please no quick revive

-random perk

es da vundevafa dg 2, how vandaful

- Wunderwaffe DG2

What can I get for a quarter

- Not enough points for something

This would be great, IF IT WERE TEN POUNDS HEAVIER AND FIRED BULLETS THE SIZE OF BOWLING BALLS!!!

-after receiving a crap weapon

You're going to get $200 from the tooth ferry.

-Headshot

He said he was hungry.

- Headshot

I'm making a jigsaw puzzle, wait just a second.

-after killing with a death machine

If this were a video game the guns would have more ammo.

-out of ammo

I guess aliens did help the Germans after all.

-receiving a wonder weapon

This isn't as bad as the time,I can tell I'm boring you already

-random

''I pull trigger, bullet goes flying, your head explodes. Simple.''

-headshot

When life gives you power, you make Juggernog a first priority

-power turned on

5000!!! I could get a helicopter for throwing a grenade!!!

-when trying to pack a punch without 5000

I can't L-AMMO-NATE zombies with out AMMO!!!!

-out of ammo

''What!!! I want something that kills zombies, not saves them.''

-V-r11

I feel like Zeus!

- After getting Thundergun and Wunderwaffe DG-2 

Just stick a popcicle stick in me why don't ya' ?

- After being in water to long

Cep9641 22:24, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

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Dr3adnaught's quotes

"The most wonderful thing in the world! No power!"

Beginning of game

"We really need to install a generator here."

Beginning of game

"No brain for you!"

Killing a zombie

"C'mon I'll do anything to buy this. ANYTHING!"

When trying to buy something a not having enough money

"I want to become a unicorn and eat the chocolate off a chocolate mountain.

Random

"I'll shoot zombies over deer any day!

When getting a shotgun

"The lights are on... Eh, it was nicer when they were off."

Turning on the power

"Uhhhhhhhhhh... HURRY UP!"

When Pack-a-Punching a weapon

"Ugh... uhhhhhh... this tastes... o...oh god(vomits).

After drinking Quick Revive

"Did they make steroids into drinks?"

After drinking Juggernog

'''OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!! SUGAR RUSH!!!!!" ''

After drinking Speed Cola

"Since when did they put candy into my beer?"

After drinking Double Tap

"I didn't know E.T did more than just phone home."

After getting Ray Gun from Mystery Box

"Creating hurricanes with my fingers. Sweet."

After getting Thundergun from Mystery Box

"Excuse me sir, but you seem to be missing your head"

After getting a headshot

"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!"

Getting downed

"If you interrupt my nap again, I'll... screw it."

Getting revived

"NNNOOO! Don't leave just yet!"

After getting the Teddy Bear

"Haven't you heard of elbow room?"

After getting a knife kill

"I didn't know I had so many fans."

When being swarmed

"No bullets... what happened to hitting them with the gun?"

When out of ammo

dannylaz
"Most impressive!"

After seeing a teammate kill multiple Zombies in quick succession.

"Note to self. STOP BUYING TERRIBLE WEAPONS!"

After buying the Olympia.

"Is this real life?"

''Said at the start of a match. Reference to David After Dentist.''

"Where are the little puppies? There they are! Kill them!!!!"

During a Hellhound round.

"I believe zere is a bomb on your face! HaHaHa!"

Said after aqquiring a nuke. Reference to the Pink Panther.

"They are swarming!"

Said when Zombies attack in a swarm.

"Aw, it's a little puppy! OW! It bit me!"

Being att'acked by Hellhounds.

"Where are you my friends?"

Being attacked while playing alone.

"Ah! It's Golem! My precious! Mine!"

Fighting Gas Zombies while using a Wonder Weapon.

"DIE! (burps) Exscuse me. Where was I... DIE!

After seeing a swarm of Zombies.

"Oh my lord, it's a monkey! In a spacesuit!"

During a Space Monkey round.

"(In Welsh accent) I've got something to tell you... DIE!!!"

Being attacked by Zombies. Reference to Gavin and Stacey.

"With this knife, I will bring peace to the world! Did I say peace? I meant hell!"

After buying the Bowie Knife.

"Shut up! You're giving me a headache!"

After someone knifes a gong on Shangri La.

"Hey, Treyarch! Why do you keep forgetting to turn the power on?"

Start of match.

"Where is that song coming from" 

While hearing a easter egg song.

"Burn, baby burn!"

After activating a Fire Trap.

"Hey, me! I'm going bankrupt here!"

After buying a high costing object.

"Why are they Zombies? They could have been Necromorphs!"

Being attacked by Zombies. Reference to Dead Space.

"At least there aren't any Withches..."

''Being attacked by Gas Zombies. Reference to Left 4 Dead.''

"Oohh! It's the ring! My precious!"

After aqquiring the ''Focusing Stone. Reference to Lord of the Rings.'

"Just like Saw!"

''After crossing the Punjji Stakes. Reference to Saw.''

"Where is my Wunder Waffle? It's so much better than this stupid piece of crud!"

After aqquiring the Shrink Gun.

"Half Price never gt any better than this!"

After aqquiring a Bonfire Sale/ Fire Sale.

"Avada Kedavrats! Wait, that's not it... Ahh well, Expelliarmus!"

Killing Zombies. Reference to Harry Potter.

"If one aqquires the three deathly hallows, one becomes master of death."

After aqquiring two Wonder Weapons and a Monkey/ Matryakshoa/ Gersch Device.

"How did it come to this?"

At the beggining of the game.

"This is mercy killing"

killing a crawler.

"Never in the field of human conflict, has so many been killed by so few"

killing more than 5 zombies in 10 seconds, reference to a speech by winston churchill.

"I AM PROVIDENCE!"

when being surrounded, reference to H.P Lovecraft.

"This is for Che"

Upon aquiring an ak74.

"I spy with my little eye, a deadly bullet between your eye's"

-getting a headshot

"I ust take this apart later"

upon getting the wunder waffe DG-2

YellowRiolu's quotes
Too many to list...at least will be XD

Poisson14's quotes
"Who shut off the power? There is literally nothing to gain by shutting off the power!"

~ Start of match

"A theater? I think I've seen a movie like this..."

~ Start of Kino der Toten, reference to Inglorious Bastards

"People always said I would work in a place like this. I don't think this is what they meant."

"Whoa, I'm colorblind!"

~ Start of Ascension

"Hey, Mr. President, I don't care what party you're from. Are you good with a gun?"

"Stupid security measures... They always make sense when it isn't hitting the fan."

~ Start of Five

"Ah, feels like autumn at home."

"Am I the only one sweating up a storm here? *chuckles*"

"Please let me be an extra that lives."

~ Start of Call of the Dead

"*gasps for air* Too...humid..."

"GAH! Il fait trop chaud ici!"

"Well at least the scenery is beautiful."

~ Start of Shangri La

"Hm, so it does exist."

"The power is on? Maybe there IS a god!"

"Top secret military facility and I'm stuck with a pistol. Voix demonique, vous peuvez vous faites en cul."

~ Start of Moon

"No air? *deep breath*"

"*deep breath*"

~ No air

"I could have gone a few more minutes."

~ Air

"Never used one of these before."

~ Grabbing a shotgun

"Nice and controlled."

"Ah, long range. I think I'll do a bit of hunting after this."

~ Grabbing semi-auto rifle/sniper rifle

"HOLY! This thing is heavy. Better be worth it."

~ LMG

"I prefer something a bit cleaner, but it will have to do."

"Too heavy. I hate it"

~ Launcher

"An assault rifle. I feel very creative in choosing such a weapon."

"Great! Where's the semi-auto?"

~ Assault rifle

"Well at least the ammo's light. Too bad that's the only upside."

"This would be great if we were fighting things that actually died quickly!"

"My textbook would do more damage than this thing!"

~ Pistol

"I'm going to be reloading often."

"So light, but why must it be so close to actually hit anything?"

"You know, I thought of a way to make one of these shoot flames. Way more fun, and it turns into a grenade if it jams!"

"So I point and get a couple hundred points after about a second? Sounds too easy..."

~ SMG

"Hehe...BURN IT ALL!!!"

"JE BRULERAI TOUT!!!"

"But where's the fuel come fro- wait, WHY DO I CARE!? WOO-HOO!!!"

~ Flamethrower

"That is one tiny blackhole."

"Hawking would be proud."

~ Gerche Device

"Ugh, I hate these things never understood them."

~ Matryushaka Dolls

"...it's staring at me."

~ Monkey Bomb

"But what does it shoot? It's looks like freaking donuts!"

"It looks like a toy..."

"Finally something really dangerous!"

~ Raygun

"A sniper rifle that fires explosives? Can I say 'yes' fast enough!?"

~ Scavenger

"Hey, I might actually be able to save sombody with this thing and- or you can run to certain doom. That works too."

V-R11

"Again, how it actually works is a mystery, but I'm glad it does."

"An air cannon? No flame, not even shrapnel? What's the us- HOLY HELL THAT'S AWESOME!!!"

~ Thundergun

"TZZ TZZ! Oh yeah, I could enjoy this."

~ Dual Wield Wave Gun

"It's pretty, it fires electricity, and it's accurate. What's not to love?"

"Insert obligatory "shocking" joke here."

~ Wunderwaffe DG-2

"One shot, too many dead to count."

~ Kill a large cluster of zombies with one shot

"Hm, most things stop moving when the head is forcibly removed."

~ Headshot that doesn't kill

"One down and...okay, one's not that many."

"Aim. Fire. Aim. Fire. Aim. Fire..."

"I dare you to try eating me now!"

"These things are poorly built. Though I guess that makes sense."

~ Headshot

"Okay, that was messy."

"OH GOTT! What the heck is that smell!?"

~ Explosive kill

"Knives. I love knives."

"Whoa, that was too close."

~ Knife kill

"My textbook would probably do more damage than this stupid thing!"

"I stab your heart, you die! This isn't rocket science!"

~ When knives stop being effective

"Okay, now please just make a single file line and- you're not listening, are you?"

"Hm, maybe explosives would be okay right now."

"Oh, TEMPT me to bow you all up why don't you?"

"*sigh* I guess a bit of mess is worth not being chased by the undead. Now if only I could do something about the smell..."

~ Zombies begin to swarm

"HGASTA MAK SVYAT!!! So THAT'S what a good, strong electrical shock feels like!"

~ Getting shocked

"More ammo out of nowhere? I ain't complaining!"

"Whoa, where'd that come from?"

~ Max ammo

"*laughing* NICE!"

"Tout sont mort. On peut continue."

~ Nuke

"I don't know how that works, but I'm glad it does."

~ Carpenter

"Maybe now I can actually afford something"

~ Double Points

"Is it my imaginationor did this suddenly get super easy?"

~ InstaKill

"Out of my way! Poor guy with a pistol coming through!"

"I never got why it had to cost ANYTHING."

~ Firesale

"Crap, out of ammo."

"I was bound to run out eventually. Hey, at least I'm lighter."

"Can I start beating them with my gun?"

"Back to knifework."

~ No ammo

"I think the door's flimsy enough to just kick down..."

"What!? Come on!"

~ Not enough points

"It's as if everything but me is moving so slowly..."

~ Speed Cola

"I need to drink this stuff before a meet!"

~ Juggernog

Ugh! *spitting noise* "I think I'm going to be sick..."

~ Quick Revive

"Okay, technically it's not legal, but I think an exception can be made."

~ Deadshot Daquiri

"It tastes like fruit and metal."

~ PhD Flopper

"Nice! I should mix this with Juggernog!"

~ StaminUp

"My hands feel...twitchy. Is it supposed to do this?"

~ DoubleTap Rootbeer

"It's like I drank Juggernog on steroids! But not as tastey. *sigh*"

~ Mule Kick

"Thanks for finally showing up."

"They snuck up on me! Really!"

~ Revived from being downed

"Ugh, I hate dogs."

"I hate ill behaved dogs. These seem to fit that single descriptor quite aptly."

~ Hellhound round

"Monkeys? Dangerous? But look how tiny they are!"

-after first landing *boom*- "That did not sound good..."

~ Monkey round

"A bigger knife? Heck yeah I want it!"

~ Bowie knife

"Which end do I slice with?" *pause* "I figured it out!"

~ Sickle

"One day I'm a regular IB student, the next I'm shooting zombies. My how life changes."

"Hm, I wonder how everyone up north is doing. Lucky buggers just have to hold out until the winter."

"Hm, kinda spendy..."

~ Waiting on PaP

"So intricate. But is it actually better?"

"Can this day get any better? I contend that it cannot!"

"Wait, does this thing still fire bullets?"

"I just put what may be the only thing saving me into a huge set of gears...I must be losing it."

~ Removing gun from PaP

Dannylaz
Kino Der Toten

 "Damn! Not again !"

At the start of a match.

"Anybody home?"

At the start of a match.

"No power? Dammit!"

At the start of a match.

"No lights, Teleporter's not working... Yep, no power!"

At the start of a match.

"Oh... I think I'm gonna hurl..."

At the start of a match.

"No power! Again!"

At the start of a match.

"Damn! No more gun juice!"

After running out of ammo.

"Boom! Headshot!"

After getting a headshot.

"Up or down... Up or down..."

After approaching a door in the starting room.

"Damn you Treyarch! You're always trying to kill me!"

Being attacked by Zombies.

"Alright! Let's get it on!"

Getting Dual Wield CZ75s from the Mystery Box.

"You feeling lucky, punk?"

Getting the Python from the Mystery Box.

"And now the weather. Tomorrow I think you'll find it will be very windy!"

Getting the Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"Get ready to feel the thunder!"

Getting the Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"Is this a toy?"

Getting the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"Get... Ready... For... A... Suprise!"

Getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"MP40. Classic."

Buying the MP40.

"M16! My Favourite!"

Getting the M16 from the Mystery Box.

"Time to get ballistic!"

Getting the Ballistic Knife from the Mystery Box.

"This just turned into Spiderman V: Rise of the Gas Sacs."

After seeing Gas Zombies for the first time.

"Ahhh! It's Gollum! Mine! My precious!"

After seeing Gas Zombies for the first time while using a Wonder Weapon.

"Those aren't Zombies..."

On a Hellhound round.

"That's the way!"

Seeing a Sentry Gun getting multiple kills.

"Nice finish!"

After Pack- a- Punching a weapon.

"Eat this!"

While shooting at Zombies with a Pack- a- Punched weapon.

"Mmm... Fish. "

While drinking Quick Revive.

"Drink Juggernog, it's good for you. No, seriously, it is."

While drinking Juggernog.

"Oh, now I feel good!"

After drinking Speed Cola.

"Root Beer!"

After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

"No! Don't go!"

Getting a Teddy Bear.

"Music from thin air, eh... Yep, I'm insane."

After activating the musical easter egg.

"Sam? Is that you?"

In Samantha's bedroom.

"That is a big Teddy Bear!"

In Samantha's demonic bedroom.

"Time to cut some meat!"

After buying the Bowie Knife.

"Phew! That's a relief."

Getting Max Ammo.

"Celebrity Masterchef here I come!"

After knifing a Zombie while Insta Kill is active.

"Kaboom!"

Getting a Nuke.

"The Carpenter is in the house!"

After getting Carpenter.

"Let's put the price up!"

After getting Double Points.

"Because you're worth it."

After getting a Fire Sale.

"That. Is the ugliest thing. I have seen. In my life!"

After looking inside one of the pods on the stage.

"Oh... Now I feel dizzy..."

After using the Teleporter.

"Never drink before you teleport. Gotta remember that next time."

After using the Teleporter with at least two Perks active.

"AHHHHH!!!!!"

While in the Teleporter.

"Damn!"

After being downed.

"I'm down, but not out."

After being downed.

"Little help?"

After being downed.

"You may rip out my heart and eat my soul, but you will never get my daughter! Wait, I don't have a daughter..."

After being downed.

"You are a true friend!"

After being revived.

"That tickled!"

After being revived.

"Don't ever let him get near me again!"

After being revived.

 NeuroticVows Quotes 

I Think I played something similar to this once, and it didn't end well

- Start of level

Ugh, I got some blood in my mouth

- After knifing a zombie

What the hell am I suppose to do with this?

- After aquiring a pistol from the box

My guns gone annorexic

- out of ammo

I love the sound of brain splatter in the morning

- After head shot

Quick, jump on it and see where it takes you

- When the mystery box starts to levitate

"BLINDED BY THE LIGHT"

- When power is restored

Where the hell did all this extra ammunition come come from? It makes absolutely no sense. It's like it appeared out of thin air

- After a Max Ammo

Finally, a few seconds on easy street

- Insta Kill

KABOOM. Man that never gets old

- Bomb

I think I'll just take this thing and... RAPE THEM ALL UP THE ASS

- Death Machine

Score keeping is for noobs

- double points

I've fallen and I can't get up

- downed by a zombie

Really, we end on this? Such a low note.

- end of match


 * heaves* I would rather down a gallon of Vinegar than this

- Revive

WOOT, I feel an adrenaline rush coming on

- Stamin up

I'm shooting so fast, I can't control myself

- Double tap

Figity finger syndrom, don't fail me now

- Speed Cola

This stuff can't be healthy for you in the long run, but steroids in extrene situations takes priority over healthy

- Juggernog

My visions cleared up, no more clowdyness

- deadshot

I feel like Rambo

- Mule Kick

I shouldn't have drank this after eating those burritos

- Phd flopper

hrovat97
Umm..... I have one question. How do you shoot a gun?

-Start of game

No power on this map. YES! Wait, that means no....JUG.

-Start of Nacht der untoten

It's either that ther'es zombies here or that we get to watch a movie.

-Start of Kino der toten

I thought JFK was dead? He must be like Chuck Norris.

-Start of Five

This is zombies, not L.A Noire.

-Start of Ascension

How did we get on a luner lander if we were just in a cinema?

-Start of Ascension

Budget cuts? Were's the colour? What's next, no quo-

-Start of Ascension

Is this part of the movie or is it real?

-Start of Call of the dead

Are we in Shi no numa or somewere else?

-Start of Shangri-la

Pack-a-punch? In the starting room? There must be a trap like on Shangri-la.

-Start of Moon

Third time I've been to America. I still like the second time the best.

-Start of Moon

The Moon is so amazing. When can we go on the surface?

-When teleporting to the Moon

Out of all the places Richtofen's taken us to, I still like Ascension and Der Riese.

-When teleporting to the Moon

Max ammo? No. Max ammo? No. Max ammo? No!

-When stabbing multiple zombies

Ray's a good guy but I like his waffles better.

-When getting Wonder Waffe

Is this real life?

-When getting Ray gun (referance to david after the dentist)

Buying Jug. Like a boss.

-Juggernog

4 hits biatch!

-Juggernog

I'm stronger than the average bear.

-Juggernog

This tastes a bit spicy, freakin' mexican's.

-Speed cola

Double tap, double tap, double tap, double tap, double tap, double tap root beer, root beer, who doesnt like the root beer.

-Double tap root beer (Same as Richtofens quote in Der Riese)

I won't need it I never get downed. Oh it's for the others.

-Quick revive

You need a little revive!

-Quick revive

Do fish get drilled into this drink or something else?

-Quick revive

Slap your body to the floor, everybody needs some more of your lovin', your explosive lovin'. EPIC!

-PhD flopper

Well i'm scared of hieghts and i don't like cooking grenades so this perk works well.

-PhD flopper

Now I can run for longer. Fuck yeah!

-Stamin-up

What? There was an aim assist? Why wasn't I told?

-Deadshot daiquiri

The only reason I buy the perk is to hear the jingle, now it's ruined.

-Mule kick

4000 points just for another gun? That..... is.......AWSOME!

-Mule kick

drgn2580
<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">Shangri-La:

Start of the Game: 

'At least there's no teleporter. Those things make me giddy.'

'Such montrosities! The power, the traps, the doors, barriers and eventually our lives once again!'

'Richtofen! I have no idea what you're doing, just tell us!'

'I hate to say this, but I like this place.'

Killing a Zombie: 

'I would prefer you not to scream upon death, thank you very much.'

'You look more deformed than the most modernistic artworks!'

'Come on Zombies!'

'God save the King!'

'Are you against communism or democracy?'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">'Bla-bla-bla.'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">'Now you shall owe me a quid!'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">'Hey! I wanna take a picture with you!'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">'You failed Richtofen.'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">'I feel so much better after killing you, piglets!'

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">'You zombs are so idiotic, you respond to gravity much more slowly.'

'Find your head soon.' (Headshot)

'You have no life.' (Headshot)

'Slowly but surely, the blood will all drain.' (Headshot)

'Be back in a tick!' (Headshot)

'Hey! Your bones look so shiny!' (Gibbing a Zombie)

'I don't think I deserve to be here...' (Gibbing a Zombie)

'Yuck!' (Gibbing a Zombie)

'Did you feel pain?! Did you?! Then why are you still running towards me?' (Gibbing a Zombie)

Multiple Kills: 

'Hah! Your deaths mark the beginning of my life to become the best! Provided I live.'

'The bigger they are, the harder they fall.'

'Down down down down down!'

'I'll play you... Beethoven Sonata No. 1, first movement!'

'Killing more than what Ric and Nikolai can do altogether, it seems.'

'Richtofen, where's the credit?!'

'I hope Nikolai won't get jealous with me.'

'Killing so much doesn't really suit me. But this one was gobsmack hectic!'

Quick Revive: 

'I really need to send a complaint to the company of this machine.'

Juggernog: 

'How does such life saving vending machines make it to such remote places?'

Speed Cola: 

'Perfect! Now I can play some Franz Liszt like a world class pianist!'

Double Tap:

'My tremelos and trills! They've gone bombastic!'

Stamin-Up:

'I'll buy this in bulk, and run pass all the paparazzi, the crowd and catch those illegal copywriters of my performaces!'

PhD Flopper: 

'Element 115?'

Deadshot Daiquiri: 

'Flexibility is a must in these kinds of situations. Right, Nik?'

Mystery Box: 

'Shite! I think I've lost the piano competition!' (Not enough points)

'The box is that cheap?' (Not enough points)

'This weapon is just as bad as an untuned trumpet filled with saliva.' (Getting a CZ75 or Python)

'Richtofen! I would love to give this weapon to you!' (Getting a CZ75)

'I feel handsome with this.' (Getting a Daul-Wield CZ75s)

'From square one, all the way to square 2.' (Getting a Daul-Wield CZ75s)

'Time for some Hong Kong style film carnage!' (Getting a Daul-Wield CZ75s)

'Richtofen would be so jealous with my gamble! HAHAHA!' (Getting the Monkey Bomb)

'Looks like this 31-79 JGb215 requires a new name. There has to be away!' (Getting a 31-79 JGb215)

'Let's turn them to rag dolls!... Nikolai? Nikolai?' (Getting a 31-79 JGb215)

'Cor Blimey!' (Getting a shotgun)

'Why does the pianist get such trophy?' (Getting an Assault Rifle)

'This has to be the real thing.' (Getting an Assault Rifle)

'Epic.' (Getting a HK21)

'100 rounds of inconsistant music. Avant-garde, isn't it?' (Getting a RPK)

'The weapon's dead clean and sharp!' (Getting a Galil)

'I like this French classique! (Getting a FAMAS)

'I'll thank the Italian military one day.' (Getting a SPAS-12)

'Okay, this is a decent American invention.' (Getting a China Lake)

'I shall command the crowd of photographers... and molesters!' (Getting a Commando)

'Now, something British.' (Getting an L96A1)

'This is so heavy! Heavier than a Trombone!' (Getting Sniper Rifle)

'Nikolai! You may also want to have this weapon!' (Getting a Dragonov)

'I'm not an archer, but this would expand my interest.' (Getting a Crossbow)

'Reminds of me of chopping lamb meat in New Zealand.' (Getting a Ballistic Knife)

'Thanks, but I think at this point of time, I would need it.' (Getting a Spectre)

'There must be some unique magic in this box!' (Getting a Ray Gun)

'The colour is so Picasso-like.' (Getting the Ray Gun)

'Wonderful! This gun shall plow through crowds like limos and lorries!' (Getting a Ray Gun)

'That must to have be my sister's toy.' (Getting a Teddy Bear)

'The pianist doesn't need such toy!' (Getting a Teddy Bear)

'Shite! Some bastard stoled my award!' (Getting a Teddy Bear)

Buying Weapons of Walls: 

'I need a weapon before the fans come to bug me!' (Not enough points)

'Did I became a controversial figure?' (Not enough points)

'The music industry has finally got their hands on Zombie action.' (Buying the Olympia or M14)

Do, a dear, a female dear, Reeee!!! (Buying a Submachine Gun)

'This shall be a great day.' (Buying the Stakeout)

'AK-74u? What's with that you? It hurts my feelings!' (Buying an AK-74u)

'Need it more than food and water.' (Buying a M16)

'No, I'm not going to assault anyone other than those who seek to kill me.' (Buying an Assault Rifle)

'Shame, those Zombies won't know the art of music.' (Buying a Gun)

'New Zealand Lamb meat. Delicious!' (Buying a Bowie Knife)

'This knife can stab through souls.' (Buying a Bowie Knife)

Being hit by a Zombie:

'Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-!'

'I'm that handsome of a pianist?'

'I come only for a concert!'

'Never!'

'My sexy, you aren't.' (Upon killing a female zombie).

'What was that for?!'

'Argh! A little less powerful than a Kangaroo kick but I'll give credit for that!'

'Oi!'

Killing a Zombie that hit him: 

'Go back home with no news!'

'I have nothing to say! Full Stop!'

'You are nothing but a depressing group of rotting flash!'

'You're history!'

'The musician condemns you!'

'I'm not ready for any news conference!'

'Paparazzi's gone out of hand!'

'Jolly good show.'

'May God have mercy on your soul.'

'You die like chopping fish.'

Power-ups: 

Nuke: 'The world rest upon the Nuclear Bomb!'

Nuke: 'That shall end the fat choas we've made.'

Nuke: 'I don't feel the effects of Radiation? Strange.'

Insta-Kill: 'I'll kill you all like piano keys!'

Insta-Kill: 'Yes! You paparazzi idiots shall die!'

Max-Ammo: 'More work?'

Max-Ammo: 'Fine, I'll live with it.'

Carpenter: 'Don't forget to change the piano legs.'

Carpenter: 'Sounds like avant-garde music.'

ISLAPBABIES
Teleporting:

'''Hmm.. M1911, 32 rounds, does anyone still have their raygun? Oh I see...'''

'''No power, maybe we can find a telly port, aha, see what I did there!? Fuck you then...'''

'I'm glad I carry that barf bag around with me!

'''Hey guys, maybe this time we got lucky and spawned in the middle of a zombie resistance base. Chalk outlines? Oh I guess not.'''

'''And the lord said, let there be power... Fuck.'''

Buying an Olympia:

Say hello to my FUCKIN' HUGE friend.

Ooh, quite a large kick, I like that.

Buying an M14:

I hope I don't have to carry this for long, it's heavy.

'''I'm here to kick gum and chew ass... shit.'''

Buying a Door:

Perhap's beyond this door is no windows, one entrance, all perk machines and a free ammo point, nope, same old shit.

Ok, but JUST this once.

The random box better be behind this door...

'''Ahh! Another door! Like I NEED to be more confused!'''

Knifing a Zombie:

(First round only)' 'That was just a warning knife, you do that again, and I'll- Oh.

'''Taste this! That doesnt sound gay.. right? Right!?'''

I'm going to stick this in all your orif- orif- bleugh, holes.

FUCK OFF

(In the tune of Dynamite by Taio Cruz) 'Now I warned you once, now I warned you twice, Ima knife you up, cus you started this fight.' 

How can I kill you if you're already dead?

NomnomnomnomKNIFEnomnomnom.

USING RANDOM BOX:

(Hummed to tune of random box) Nanana, nananaaa, nananana, nana NAAH NAAH.

Am I the only one that gets scared by this tune?

Raygunraygunraygunraygunraygun..

I knew magic was real!

WEAPONS:

Getting light machine gun from box:

Zombies, for dessert, I give you bullet souffle!

So heaaavy.

Jealous boys?

'''Hide zombies! HIIIDE!'''

Getting pistol from box:

If I wanted a piece of shit I would of asked for it.

Whaddya know I get crap.

'''I can has raygun? FUUUUUUUUUU-.'''

I dont need a good gun, I just need my epicness.

Getting SMG from box:

As fast as a speeding shit.

Zombies meet death, death meet zombies, NOW FUCK OFF!

Come to daddy!

Ima fuck up these zombies' faces even more.

Getting assault rifle from box:

Oooh, you zombies gonna get bitch slapped!

Welcome to dieland, enjoy you're stay.

'''Do bullets taste nice zombies? DO THEY!?'''

I like the feel of this weapon.

Getting sniper from box:

360 no scope fakie moonwalk tac knife flip jumpshot collateral!

Good, at least I wont have to smell shit when zombies get too close.

This is just a few :)

"Man maby necromancy wasnt such a good idea" start of a match COREYPHINNEY the novielist

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Metlman13's quotes
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

-Said upon recieving the Skullcrusher. A reference to Scarface.

'''Guns are too quick. Knives, on the other hand....'''

-Said upon getting the Ballistic Knife. A reference to The Dark Knight.

If war is hell, then what is this?

-Said randomly while fighting zombies.

'''An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age, huh? Fuck that.'''

-Said upon buying either a Bowie Knife or a Sickle off of the wall. A reference to Star Wars.

'''Explosive Crossbows? What's next, Posoinous Slingshots?'''

-Said upon getting a Crossbow.

'''So, let me get this straight. Flamethrowers have been replaced by the Hades, and the Monkey Bomb has been replaced by the Awful Lawton? But I thought the government had money to spend....'''

-Said randomly upon using the Mystery Box.

Metlman Talk  03:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Supermutantslayer450

 * Start of game

"Well, it's not like I haven't been planning for this shit..." — At the beginning.

"So... grab a gun, shoot zombies. Simple enough, I guess." — At the beginning.

"Insert some inspirational quote here." — At the beginning.

Killing a Zombie

"Ew. Blood. And organs. And... Ew." — Upon getting a kill

"I'm so sorry about this..." — Upon getting a kill.

"I am so glad I know how to shoot this thing." — Upon getting a kill.

"Oh, that sure looked like it hurt." — Upon getting a kill.

"Yeah, while all you guys initiate all this 'raping up the ass' business, I'll be over here, actually doing something useful." — Upon getting a kill.

"And... That's your heart. Gross." — Upon getting a kill.

"So. Let's converse. How did- Oop. Sorry." — Upon getting a kill.

"A knife is definitely not the best melee weapon in a zombie fight. But still, it'll work." — After a knife kill.

"Rather have an axe..." — After a knife kill.

"Slice. Slice. Slice. Etc." — After a knife kill.

"You have a hole in your chest now. From a knife. Look at me, pointing out shit." — After a knife kill.

"Maybe next time. Wait, they can't get up without heads. I hope." — Upon a headshot.

"Don't fire until you see the whites of- er, orange of their eyes!" — Upon getting a headshot.

"And that one goes out to Mike." — Upon getting a headshot.

"How did I do that?" — Upon getting a headshot.

"Holy shit." — Upon getting a headshot.

"I would say 'Gimme a smooch!', but I'm not Uncle John." — Upon getting a headshot.

"Brains and shit all over the floor. Wonderful." — Upon getting a headshot.

"Just blew your mind!" — After a explosive kill.

"His mind has been blown! ...Come on, Mike, be mature here." — After an explosive kill.

"A hand here, leg here." — After an explosive kill.

"He didn't look Mus- Um, nevermind." — After an explosive kill.

"Krakatowah!" — After an explosive kill.

"You ready for the next round?" — Upon killing a crawler.

"I got tired of waiting..." — Upon killing a crawler.

"Holy shit, does that reek." — Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"That is... Rank." — Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"Oh, god, dad." — Upon killing a Gas Zombie.

"Area of effect. Love it." — Upon multiple kills.

"That was a good deal of those things." — Upon multiple kills.

"So many souls gone. ...Wait, did they lose them when they died the first time? Hm." — Upon multiple kills.

"DIE. Er, AGAIN." — Upon multiple kills.

"So. Many. Body parts. Get them away from me." — Upon multiple kills.

"Ugh. Way too much gore here." — Upon multiple kills.

"All my years of zombie games. All that preparing. Finally paying off." — Upon multiple kills.

"You've been- Wait for it... Disarmed!" — After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"I'll go out on a limb here, and say- No, that was the whole joke." — After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Don't worry, your head will join it soon." — After shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Just walk it off." — After blowing a zombie's leg off.

Being hit by a Zombie "Ow. Ankles. Ankles. ANKLES." — When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.

"I hurt down there. ...Not like that, Mike." — When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.

"Quit it, goddamnit." — When getting attacked by crawling zombie.

"What goes around comes around." — Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.

"If I were one of the people on Live, I'd say that was karma. But that's not what karma really is." — Upon killing a zombie recently hit him.

"And that is revenge." — Upon killing a zombie that attacked him.

Ammo "Anyone got some spare ammo?" — When low on ammo.

"Need an ammo pile. Or an ammo box." — When low on ammo.

"Reloadi- oh no, wait." — When out of ammo.

"Pass me a round! No? ...Selfish bastard..." — When out of ammo.

"Gonna need an ammo drop soon enough..." — When low ammo.

"Shit. Ammo? Please?" — When out of ammo.

"I. Need. Ammo. NOW. Please?" — When out of ammo.

"Pu-LEASE. Ammo." — When out of ammo.

Hellhounds

"Storms inside? Shit." — At the start of a hellhound round.

"Release the hounds." — At the start of a hellhound round.

"I love dogs! ... Not these ones." — At the start of a hellhound round.

"Sit! Stay! Stay, goddamnit, stay!" — At the start of a hellhound round.

"You are huge." — After killing a hellhound.

"Was that really a dog?" — After killing a hellhound.

"One third of Cerberus right there." — After killing a hellhound.

"Play dead! And then actually do it!" — After killing a hellhound.

Receiving weapons

"This is my favorite... If it was automatic." — After buying an M16 off the wall.

"I'm not good with long range." — After receiving a sniper rifle/M14.

"It's so far, so far away." — After receiving a sniper rifle/M14.

"SMGs are good. Rifles are better." — After buying an MP5K off the wall.

"I've had better. Had worse." — After buying an SMG off the wall.

"Very fast firing. Way off target." — After buying an SMG off the wall.

"This'll do just fine." — After buying an MPL off the wall.

"This is alright." — After reciving a shotgun.

"Auto shotgun? No? Maybe?" — After receiving a shotgun.

"This is way too heavy to use effectively." — After buying a Bowie Knife off the wall.

"When a Nigerian prince asks me to give money, I'm inclined to oblige." — When trying to buy a weapon off the wall/clear a debris/use the elevator with insufficent funds.

"I promise I'll pay you back." — When trying to open a door with insufficent funds.

Power-ups

"Mmmm. More ammo." — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"Jeezus, this shit is heavy." — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"That'll give us a few seconds." — Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Quick. Reload now that you've got the chance." — Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"More points? Yep. Nice." — Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"If points were burgers, I'd be fat." — Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Here's where the knife actually becomes useful." — Upon getting a Insta-Kill.

"Reload fast. They're comin'." — Upon getting a Nuke.

"How are we not dead?" — Upon getting a Nuke.

"We didn't start the fire! Well, actually, um..." — Upon getting a Nuke.

Perk-a-colas

"Oh, ok. RAW fish. Ack." — Upon drinking Quick Revive.

"Eggnog is... Eh. This is nice, though." — Upon drinking Jugger-nog.

"My arms. They move so fast! ...Mature up, Mike. Come on." — Upon drinking Speed Cola.

"Now, why did I do that? Waste of points." — Upon drinking Double Tap Rootbeer.

"Nice! I can run fast for once!" — Upon drinking Stamin-Up.

"I hate prunes. And belly flops." — Upon drinking PhD Flopper.

"Now I'm holding this straight. Excellent." — Upon drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

"Where am I holding this? Nah, screw it, I'm happy with this. — Upon drinking Mule Kick.

Downed or revived

"Thanks, bro." — Upon being revived.

"And... I'm back." — Upon being revived.

"You should'a seen the other guy." — Upon being revived.

"Just took a rest. No big deal." — Upon being revived.

"Have no fear, Andy's here." — Upon being revived

"Ah shit, I'm down!" — Upon being downed.

Pack-a-punch

"Hurry up. Hurry up!" — While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"Cracking your knuckles ain't good for you..." — While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"This... Is awesome." — After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Hey, zombies! Wanna try out my new gun?" — After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Let's do this!" — After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Yess!" — After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon. Mystery Box

"Not bad. Not bad at all." — After getting a Galil from Mystery Box. "2 seconds of firing, and I'll be outta ammo." — After getting an AUG from Mystery Box.

"Oh, hell yes." — After getting a Commando from Mystery Box.

"Piece of shit box." — After getting a Spectre from Mystery Box.

"That's nice. That's real nice." — After getting a RPK from Mystery Box.

"Some complain. I don't." — After getting a Dragunov from Mystery Box.

"I'd rather have a Dragunov." — After getting a L96A1 from Mystery Box.

"This'll do... For a little while." — After getting a SPAS-12 from Mystery Box.

"Ugh. Of course." — After getting a HS-10 from Mystery Box.

"Now I'm el vaquero! Pew pew!" — After receiving a Python from Mystery Box.

"They say don't bring a knife to a gunfight. I agree; bring a bazooka." — After getting a M72 LAW from Mystery Box.

"How am I gonna pull back this string?" — After getting a Crossbow from Mystery Box.

"That'll do just fine." — After getting a Ray Gun from Mystery Box.

"Hey there, little friend." — After getting a Monkey Bomb from Mystery Box.

"Best weapon ever." — After getting a Teddy Bear from Mystery Box.

"Open sesame! No? Well... Shit." — When trying use Mystery Box without the needed points.

Wonder Weapons

"Freeze!" — Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"I just gave him the cold shoulder!" — Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"Oh, chill out! ..I'm so sorry, that was horrible." — Upon getting a kill with Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"Sky high! Sounds like volleyball." — Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun/Zeus Cannon.

"Do I love this thing or what?" — Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun/Zeus Cannon.

"Need a breath of fresh air?" — Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun/Zeus Cannon.

"That... Was a big explosion." — Upon getting a kill with a Scavenger/Hyena Infra-dead.

"How can you NOT think this is a Wonder Weapon?" — Upon getting a kill with a Scavenger/Hyena Infra-dead.

"I sure like that color..." — Upon getting a kill with a Scavenger/Hyena Infra-dead.

"Eat green... Balls... Asshole!" — Upon getting a kill with a Ray Gun.

"Ray gun! RAY GUN! No, not really. I hate those people." — Upon getting a kill with a Ray Gun.

"Bloom. Bloom. All over the floor." — Upon getting a kill with a Ray Gun.

"We've captured a jar of lightning, and frankly, you're unscrewing it." — Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Zip zap zop, sonsabitches." — Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Stormcall." — Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"This thing sucks." — Upon using the V-R11.

"I would rather have a Gersch." — Upon using the V-R11.

"Attraction is the best thing to have nowadays. These things are ugly as shit." — Upon using the V-R11.

"Tiny zombies. On my boots." — Upon using the 31-79 JGb215.

"This thing is... Rather worthless..." — Upon using the 31-79 JGb215.

"It was in itsy bitsy teeny weeny green nazi zombie that got kicked for the first time today." — Upon using the 31-79 JGb215.

"Gnarly." — Upon getting a kill with the Wave Gun.

"And... Dinner's ready." — Upon getting a kill with the Wave Gun.

"*Inflating noise* Pop. That was awesome." — Upon getting a kill with the Wave Gun.