User blog comment:Braden 0.0/Chuck Norris facts/@comment-1701103-20100419204446

I have a semi-rude one; If you look into Chuck Norris' pants, you will not see a snake, the snake will see you. Chuck Norris invented air. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air, he breathes fear. Chuck Norris says hello to your little friend who then commits sucide.