User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/best insult ever/@comment-1627289-20100301073223

Okay...see I suck at maths, can't count to ten in English (I prefer using German). My teacher knows what I saying.

I sit up the front, no one asks you for the answers if you're up the front, they think you're smart. Also, I have a theory about smart people; the smarter you are, the lazier you get (in the terms of Newton's first law). Thus...I am the equal of fucking Newton himself. Because I am damn lazy.