User:AugFC

Hello, folks.
Yeah, so, I is a gamer for Xbox 360, but to me, platform doesn't matter. I like FPSes, but enjoy the occasional third-person shooter or puzzler. I spend a lot of time on the internet, 'cause it's the best thing that's ever happened. EVER. One thing I can't stand is fanboys. FANBOYS. UGH. If it where up to me, I'd have every fanboy made to play the console / game / whatever they hate FOREVER until they just accepted the existance of it. Oh, and I really hate CopperCab. (Fun fact: He's a fascist.)

XBL Gamertag: yayap38

Everything else: AugFC

Personal best game at the moment:

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

Personal best movie at the moment:

Full Metal Jacket

Personal best book at the moment:

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Suess

SANDBOXES
Don't ever mention them to me. Ever. Okay?

Seriously, don't ask.

GAEMS
Games I play:

Modern Warfare 3

While not as good as, say, Call of Duty 4, MW3 is a worthy contender for "best CoD in recent years". Beats MW2 and Blops considerably.

Score - 93%thumb|right|300px|This theme plays when I walk into a room.

Battlefield 3

Was it worth the hype? Short answer: no. But while this teamwork-based FPS isn't likely to threaten CoD, it's fun in small, team-based doses. A must buy for FPS fans.

Score - 88%

Garry's Mod

OOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGG BEST GAEM EVAR

Score - 10000000000000000000000000000000000000

Gears of War 3

Don't play much anymore. Worse than GoW2 and gets boring after, like, 5 hours.

Score - 79%

Halo Reach

Two words: Custom Games. You can pretty much create any gamemode you want. Great fun, but only with friends. Campaign sucks.

Score - 89%

Half Life 2

Best single-player FPS by a long shot. 'Nuff said.

Score - 99%

Counter Strike: Source

Recently got back into this ancient FPS. Even more tactical than BF, I dare say, and really action-packed. If you can get it cheap, definetly buy this.

Score - 85%

Killing Floor

Tried to get it to work, but for some reason it nearly killed my monitor. Why is unknown. Only got to play one match before it flipped out :(

Score - Unable to judge...

Metro 2033

Playing it on PC rather than 360, and I have to say it's a heck of a lot more fun on Computer. Set the language to Russian for instant win. Subtitles are for pussies!

Score - 90%

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

BEST FREE ROAMAR EVAR!!!1 But seriously, if you like Fallout, buy this. It's PC-only, sadly, but it's pretty old so it doesn't require a great PC to play. Also has one of the best soundtracks of all time, IMO.

Score - 95%

 Fallout 3 & New Vegas 

Got FO3 for Xbox and New Vegas for PC, and I have to say, FO3 is, in my opinion, a heck of a lot better. It may be older but Bethesda are clearly better at the whole free-roamer buissness. And I think a lot of people would agree with me. But even FO3 isn't a patch on the excellent S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Score - 93% (FO3), 85% (FO:NV)

Saint's Row 2

Ridiculously silly. If you want a serious storyline with down-to-earth combat, get GTA4. If, on the other hand, you want to hit someone over the head with a giant pimp hand and watch them fly miles into the air, buy this game.

Score - 82%

Third-party Mods and other games

Yep, I play an awful lot of small mods for PC games, mostly Source-engine mods for HL2. While there are some pretty dump ones out there, these are the brilliant ones:

Nightmare House 2

Scary as fuck, and widely seen as the best Mod for HL2 ever. Great story, characters, voice acting, weapons, ect. The enemy AI is a bit crap, but there's hardly any. It's mostly just scares, and lots of 'em.

Mod Score - 95%

 Minerva: Metastasis 

Yes, it uses HL2's story instead of creating its own, but that's not the point. This is by far the best Single-Player Mod I've ever played. The atmosphere is great, the amount of effort gone into it must be huge and the plot twist near the end just about blew my mind. Epic in every sense.

Mod Score - 98%

Paranoia

Sadly, it runs on HL1's engine, so the graphics are crapola, but the game itself is awesome. Genuinly creepy. It starts off as a linear FPS inolving the Russian Spetsnaz as the protagonists, but slowly the story evolves into a crazy survival horror involving wierd mutants and other shit. But it's shorter than Ronnie Corbett.

Mod Score - 84%

Insurgency: Source

For a multiplayer FPS, this is pretty damn realistic. I'm crap at it because I'm used to CoD-style running and gunning, but I still think it's awesome. The voice acting is pretty bad, though, and a backstory of some sort wouldn't have hurt. Still great nonetheless.

Mod Score - 82%

 Zombie Panic: Source 

Better than L4D2 in my opinion, but I don't really play the game properly, I just dick around on it. Trapping people in rooms and watching them get eaten by zombies never gets old. Multiplayer-only, by the way.

Mod Score - 74%

Missing Information 1.6

A faithful, non-illegal recreation of the HL2 beta leak. Earlier versions sucked, but 1.6 is polished and graphically improved. Makes 1.5 look like a pile of turd.

Mod Score - 90%

The Stanley Parable

Not really a game at all, it's more of a choice thing. You make different choices and they lead to different consequences. It's funny, but also awfully short. You can see every ending in about 5 minutes, no joke.

Mod Score - 64%

Dear Esther

Play it, be blown away, wonder why you've been playing CoD all these years.

Mod Score - 97%

And hopefully soon, S.T.A.L.K.E.R, Saint's Row 3 and Skyrim

Seeing as Metro 2033 is pretty good, I might get S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky for christmas. Definetly getting SR3, because Saint's Row 2 was hilarious. Everyone says Skyrim is good, so I'm getting that, having said that I didn't really enjoy Oblivion that much so I don't know wether this'll be any better...

...and some others that I hardly play anymore. Probably because either they're outdated versions of games I already play (e.g MW2) or they're crap.

So, yeah, I like games.

My scores for each CoD game to date (other than the craptastic spin-offs)

Call of Duty - 82%

Call of Duty 2 - 88%

Call of Duty 3 - 85%

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - 96%

Call of Duty: World at War - 90%

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - 91%

Call of Duty: Black Ops - 89%

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - 93%

I HAS IDEAS, AND LOTS OF EM

I have so much going through my head it's too hard to orginise it all, so it all ends up mashed up and sort of like the movie Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: a dissapointing mess. So what I do is I write em all down, and one day I'll FUSE THEM ALL TOGETHER to create a SUPER IDEA that no one else can even IMAGINE. Then, I'll turn the idea into a GAME so that it'll be the best game EVER and no one else can compete, therefore resulting in PEACE ON EARTH.

Score (for an idea) - minus 1000000000000000000000000% == THIS IS A NICE HEADING This is no longer a nice heading, it is now a small section full of crapola MS paint drawings. It's still quite a nice heading though.==

Goals
Goals are for derps.