User:Smilular/Deaths of a Little Smil

This is an entire page now? Are you guys happy? Because I sure am!

Nwe Rule (as of October 2, 2011): One person can kill me only once a day.
 * Death one: August 9, 2011; The Wanderer That is Alone drugged me with roofies, tied me up in a van and drove the van into a lake, drowning occured.
 * Death two: September 12, 2011; Todster8 gave me a cupcake poisoned with cyanide, death occured.
 * Death three: September 18, 2011; After insulting Wanderer about not being the biggest troll anymore, he stabs me with a sword through the stomach and after suffering, Aces finishes me with a crow bar, death occured.
 * Death four: September 18, 2011; After linking this section of my page, CallofDuty4 shoves molten iron down my throat, is being on this list becoming prestigious? Death occured.
 * Death five: September 19, 2011; Awesomesauce360 stabs me in the back with a shank after I mention this section, then he says I tasted good O_O. Death and canibalism occured.
 * Death six: September 18, 2011; Tod, again kills me in edible ways, this time slow roasting me as 'Gummy' on a BBQ after Frohman mentions BBQ sauce. Death and then alligator eating occured.
 * Death seven: September 23, 2011; (my b-day, go figure), The wanderer takes me to the top of a temple, put's on an altar and stabs me, I did nothing Sacrificing occured.
 * Death eight: September 28, 2011; After saying it had been five days since I last died (I knew I would jynx it), Cod4 throws me into a tank of liquid oxygen, he seems to kill to like me with elements. Freezing to death occured.
 * Death nine: September 28, 2011; Aces once again kills me (but this time un-aided) by stabbing a random meat hook (a 'gift' for me) through my eyesocket. Death occured.
 * Death ten: October 1, 2011; Sam kills me, his own pet, by shoving a mine into my body, throws me away and that results in a nucelar explosion, a deadly explosion occured
 * Death eleven: October 1, 2011; Tr0529 kills me by shooting me in the face and then eating me, that's canabalism death number two... death followed by canabilism occured.
 * Death twelve: October 1, 2011; Wanderer kills me again with random twirling gun fire that just so 'coincedentally' hits me in the throat, trick shotting followed by death occured.
 * Death thirteen: October 2, 2011; Wander (AGAIN) stabs me in the face right when I enter the chat, death did in fact occure.
 * Death fourteen: October 2, 2011; 1337 SPNKR kills me just seconds after wanderer with a falcon punch, then my head apperantly pops off and lands on the floor, death by falcon occurred.
 * Death fifteen: October 2, 2011; minutes after the falcon punch, sam kills me by eating me, like, process that for a bit, he ate me. This being his 'pet' thing isn't really working out. More canabalist death occured.
 * Death sixteen: October 2, 2011; Dizturn kills me by randomly shooting me after mentioning this here page and the top killers of me, random lethal gunfire occured.
 * Death seventeen: October 2, 2011; Awesomesauce kills by grabbing and violently twisting my head, broken necks occured.
 * Death eighteen: October 2, 2011 (noticing a pattern?); Redskin kills me by using water gun (a squirtle power) down my throat until my intestines explode, a pokemon battle may of occured.
 * Death nineteen, October 2, 2011; Jar kills me (WHY?) by shooting me to make certain I was immortal and not invincible, immortality meaning understanding fails occured.