User blog:TheIMightyJelly/Zombies: What's the Big Deal?

This is going to be a shorter post than normal, and in it I, unfortunately, will not be attempting to incite rebellions against multi-million dollar corporations. Instead, I am going to question something that I can never understand: What is the attraction of zombies? I honestly cannot figure it out. They are just so repetitive and it always comes down to people creating trains for eight years just to blast them with the ray gun/thundergun/some other nonexistent weapon. Then, they will, in an incredibly thrilling process, create a crawler zombie, so as to be able to run around to the Mystery Box and attempt to get a weapon, while they could be buying perks and upgraded wall weapons. And to top it all off, you don't even play against humans. Therefore, I decree Zombies to be boring and the sole factor for the corruption of society.