Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Begining a match
"Powers out...At least it's not snowing. Heh."

- After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

- After starting a match.

Zombie
"Zombies are not my type!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

- After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

- After killing a Zombie.

Weapons
"Out of bullets? What eves, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

- When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

- When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

- When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

- When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

- When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

- When out of ammunition.

"No more miss nice gal."

- After buying an Olympia.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

- After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

- After getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"SMG? This must be for me."

- Upon getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"Hey Zombies, I got something for you!"

- After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass"

- When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

- Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery Box
"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

- Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

Pack-a-Punch
"Hey, that Ray Gun kinda looks like... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

- When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun.

George A. Romero
"Okay George, take it easy."

- When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

Easter Egg
"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while were busy fighting zombies."

- First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

- Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

- When all bottles have been given to the crew.

Downed/Revived
"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait...other way around."

- When revived.

Water
"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

- When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"At least there's a break in the weather."

- After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

- After the fog starts to set in.

Perk-a-Cola
"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

- After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh..eh kind of got a fishy taste to it."

- After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"

- After receiving Speed Cola.

"This tastes like Prunes.... old prunes."

- After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger
"Hey, I can see my house from here."

- From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

- While using the Flinger.

Zipline
"Look out below!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

- While riding the zipline

Power-Ups
"Yea!"

- After receiving a Nuke

"This gun is bigger than me!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"You guy wanna form an order of mine?"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"Double points, double joy!"

- Upon getting Double Points.

""Juice me, baby""

- After getting max ammo

Miscellaneous
"I am so not dressed for this!"

- Random reaction to the weather.

"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

- Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

- Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

Beginning a Match
"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

- Said when beginning a match. (Note: the line "That would be a good start" is normally lost due to George's entrance)

Zombies
"That's a good Georgie. Don't you bite anyone now."

- When near the calm George.

"Wheres my glove when I need it."

- When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep dying!"

- After multiple kills.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

- When scoring multiple kills.

"Aw man! Who said you could run?!"

- When zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

- Said after multiple kills. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"I used something else to slash."

- Upon using the knife to kill a Zombie.(Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

Weapons
"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

- Upon buying an M14.

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone)I would be happy to keep my distance."

- After buying M14.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilated Gizmo?""

- After buying SMG off the wall.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

- Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing sharp...OW!"

- After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing..?"

- After getting a HK21.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

- After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG...hey Sarah is this yours?"

- After buying an SMG (referring to Sarah's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

- After getting Matryoshka Dolls

Perk-A-Cola
"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

Zipline
"How do I STOP!!!"

- Using the zipline.

Water
"Well, at least it's not fire."

- When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Kruegar's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

- Said when in the water too long.

"This is so cccccc...ccc....c..c..c..c.....ccc...c..co.co..co...co...col..col..col..d....cold...cold..COLD..."

- When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

- After walking in water.

Weather
"Ah, that's better...now we can see. Eh,...I kinda liked it better when I couldn't."

- When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

- Randomly said when weather clears up.

Power-Ups
"Man and death machine!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

- After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

- After getting Insta-kill.

Miscellaneous
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Randomly said after completing a round.

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

- After finding the hidden song.

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

- When out of ammo.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money. (May be reference to similar JFK quote in "Five")

Starting a Match
"Evil walks among us, they took George...they're gonna try and take us too."

- Starting a match

Zombies
"Them sound like fightin' words."

- Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

- Upon getting a headshot

"I'm tired of your noice, little man!"

- Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

- Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

- After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

- Upon getting a kill.

Weapons
"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

- When buying an SMG

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

- Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

- Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

- Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

- Buying an SMG.

"Chambers empty."

- Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

- Holding an empty weapon.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

- Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

- Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

- After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

- Buying an SMG.

"I don't even know what this is!"

-After getting a V-R11.

Flinger/Zipline
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Said when taking the Flinger.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"No one zaps me!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie who was electracuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

- Upon being hit by an electracuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

- Upon being revived

Water
"Can't survive long in this water!"

- When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (Spanish slang for balls) right off."

- When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

- When freezing in water.

George A. Romero
"It's working! He's calming down."

- When luring George into the water.

Perk-a-Cola
"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

- After buying Juggernog.

Miscellaneous
"Fogs rolling in again."

- When weather becomes foggy

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

- When weather clears up

"That wasn't so bad."

- Randomly said when finishing a round

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

- Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

- When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGADO! (Damn!)"

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

Zombies
"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

- When getting a kill.

"Guess you forgot to count your Chickens before they hatched!"

- Upon killing a group of Zombies.

Weapons
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

- Getting a LMG.

Mystery Box
"Well I'd prefer something a little heavier..."

- Said when getting the Spectre

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

- Upon getting a TeddyBear out of the box.

Pack-a-Punch
"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

Flinger
"Holy Shiiit!"

- Upon using the Flinger.

George A. Romero
"As much as I hate to say it... but George has probably turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean."

- Beginning a match.

Miscellaneous
"Alright the domes are in itty bitty pieces what do you need now?"

- After completing the second step to the easter egg.

"I've got a Champagne taste with a Beer pocket!"

- When attempting to buy a door with not enough points.

"Are you crazy? I have a god damn good mind to shoot you myself!"

- After being told to find a golden rod.

"Your gonna put yourself out of business with them prices"

- Trying to buy the bow with not enough points

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

- Said randomly. (probably a reference to Walking Dead)

"Damn, It's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit."

- When freezing in the water.

Weather
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

- When the weather is changing. (Possibly a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

- Said when the weather fogs up.

"People! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

- When the weather is changing.

As he comes out of the lake
"I need....TO EAT!"

- When he comes out of the lake

Seeing a Player
"Who's name's above the title?"

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I see you!"

- Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, whats for lunch?"

- When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

- Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a Player trying to run away
"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Aww, don't run away."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You're ruining this production!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"We're all friend's here"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

- Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"No threat here!"

- When not seeing the player.

Seeing a Player near him
"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

Going into berserk mode
"I thought we were friends!"

- When berserk.

"I want you off my set!"

- When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.