User blog:Dbx25/Who here likes to play with those itsy-bitsy little green army men toys?

I do! And let me tell you something, I have ways to torture them!

And I will be sharing them with the great fans of Call of Duty!

WARNING! Do NOT USE WD40 WITH A LIGHTER OR IT MAY CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE!

Here's some:
 * 1) Lighter-Nothing is more fun then seeing a toy man with his legs missing!
 * 2) Your pet-A new chew toy!
 * 3) Lawn mowers-Hey, where did his head go?
 * 4) SCISSORS!!!-Chop Chop!
 * 5) And worst of all... EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!- OH THE HORROR!!!!!!!
 * 6) FIRE WORKS!!!!-Such as: M-80's, bottle rockets, and the big cougar finale!!!

I have tried 1,3,4,5, and even 6!!!

But they keep taking over the kitchen!

AAAHHH!!!! THEY GOT ME! THEY-

Dbx25 15:47, May 16, 2010 (UTC)