Talk:Stand-in/Transcript

Here's what I've made out of it from YouTube videos, I guess you guys can make good use of it.

Solo

Dempsey: Hey... HEY... Is anyone out there!? We're stuck in this room!

Nikolai: Hello... there is a russian stuck in a room! This is not good! Ahh! I'm blind! I'M BLIND! In my eyes...

Dempsey: Holy shit-balls, me too. What did you do, Richtofen?

Richtofen: I did nothing... where's a light switch? Ooooh! I think I found a lever! Perhaps this will turn on the lights!

Dempsey: Do! Agh! Richto, that's NOT, A, LEVER! RICHTOFEN!!

Richtofen: E-Ha-ha! Shh! Did you hear that?

Nikolai: That sounded like someone outside. Hey you, hey! I need vodka!

Richtofen: Helloooo? Can you help us? There must be a blown fuse or something. It's dark in here...


 * Takeo pukes*

Dempsey: Aww, man, that's wet.

Richtofen: Ah! Much better! Now I can see the problem. We must have gone too far into the future. Look, the teleporter's completly broken. The time circuits are damaged. We'll have to remove-

Dempsey: Wait, you took us here on purpose? Where are we?

Richtofen: A better question, Dempsy, is-

Nikolai: Oh, look at this blinkie light, heh heh. What this button do?

Richtofen: NIKOLAI, NOOOOO!!! Oooh, great, Nikolai. You've just activated the MTD's security system.

Nikolai: Good.

Richtofen: Excuse me, you outside. Ya. The handsom one. We need you to locate the power sources of the security system. They look like little half domes with a hole on top? Kind of like a big... forget it. If you destroy those, it should shut down the security system.

Dempsey: Ok, that did the trick.

Richtofen: Ah, yes. Takeo, can you hand me that screwdriver?


 * Takeo pukes*

Dempsey: Ok, eww...

Richtofen: Is that all he's going to do this trip?

Nikolai: Takeo, let's dance, you barfing fool.


 * all but Richtofen dance and sing about vodka*

Richtofen: So now that they're occupied, I was wondering... Could you do a special errend for me? I need you to retrieve a very important device. It looks like a long, stiff, hard, golden rod. (hhhhoooh) with fingers on the end (oooohhhh, that good)

Dempsey: Kinda sick that I'd have to ask this, but... Richtofen, is that a rod in your pocket?

Richtofen: Nien. Let's go. I've got us what we needed.

Nikolai: Ahehehe..yeah, DRUNK! Ahehe.

Richtofen: Thank you so much for your help out there. B-Bye!


 * Teleportation... FAIL*

Nikolai: Heh.. What happend?

Dempsey: Should I get out and push?

Richtofen: (grr) It went out. Again!

Dempsey: Aww, come on! This better be more rewarding then last time. Stupid Gearsh...

Nikolai: VODKA!

Richtofen: Thankyou again, stranger. Perhaps we will see you another time. Goodbye!

Dempsey: Hey, sourkraut. You never did tell us why we came here. Wherever this is.

Richtofen: All in good time, my clever Dempsey. All in good time!


 * Takeo pukes*

Richtofen: Aww, that's what you get for eating raw fish!


 * Teleportation WIN*

Multiplayer

Dempsey: Hey... HEY... Is anyone out there!? We're stuck in this room!

Nikolai: Hello... there is a russian stuck in a room! This is not good! Ahh! I'm blind! I'M BLIND! In my eyes...

Dempsey: Holy shit-balls, me too. What did you do, Richtofen?

Richtofen: I did nothing... where's a light switch? Ooooh! I think I found a lever! Perhaps this will turn on the lights!

Dempsey: Do! Agh! Richto, that's NOT, A, LEVER! RICHTOFEN!!

Richtofen: E-Ha-ha! Shh! Did you hear that?

Nikolai: That sounded like someone outside. Hey you, hey! I need vodka!

Richtofen: Helloooo? Can you help us? There must be a blown fuse or something. It's dark in here...


 * Takeo pukes*

Dempsey: Aww, man, that's wet.

Richtofen: Ah! Much better! Now I can see the problem. We must have gone too far into the future. Look, the teleporter's completly broken. The time circuits are damaged. We'll have to remove-

Dempsey: Wait, you took us here on purpose? Where are we?

Richtofen: A better question, Dempsy, is-

Nikolai: Oh, look at this blinkie light, heh heh. What this button do?

Richtofen: NIKOLAI, NOOOOO!!! Oooh, great, Nikolai. You've just activated the MTD's security system.

Nikolai: Good.

Richtofen: Excuse me, you outside. Ya. The handsom one. We need you to locate the power sources of the security system. They look like little half domes with a hole on top? Kind of like a big... forget it. If you destroy those, it should shut down the security system.

Dempsey: Ok, that did the trick.

Richtofen: Ah, yes. Takeo, can you hand me that screwdriver?


 * Takeo pukes*

Dempsey: Ok, eww...

Richtofen: Is that all he's going to do this trip?

Nikolai: Ooh, i have such a headach. I need vodka!

Dempsey: This ain't the time for drinking, Nikolai!

Nikolai: I heartily disagree! Now is very big time for drinking. *burb*

Richtofen: Ya, vodka! That might give me the destruction I- I mean good idea!

Nikolai: See Tank? It's always good time for drinking.

Richtofen: There couldn't possibly be anything left to drink in here.

Richtofen: Oh, hello! Thank you so much.

Dempsey: Come on, rectal-fan. It's singing time.

Nikolai: Ahh, I feel like dancing with third wife. But she is doing the troika widney.

Dempsey: Wait, isn't the troika that dance that needs three people?

Nikolai: Yeah, but third wife, big woman, she could do both parts!

Dempsey: Ew.

Nikolai: I lie in bed, I just roll towards her, you know.


 * Takeo pukes*

Nikolai: Takeo, let's dance, you barfing fool.


 * all but Richtofen dance and sing about vodka*

Richtofen: So now that they're occupied, I was wondering... Could you do a special errend for me? I need you to retrieve a very important device. It looks like a long, stiff, hard, golden rod. (hhhhoooh) with fingers on the end (oooohhhh, that good) But it will take an armfit to find the right path.

Dempsey: Kinda sick that I'd have to ask this, but... Richtofen, is that a rod in your pocket?

Richtofen: Nien. Let's go. I've got us what we needed.

Nikolai: Ahehehe..yeah, DRUNK! Ahehe.

Richtofen: Thank you so much for your help out there. B-Bye!


 * Teleportation... FAIL*

Nikolai: Heh.. What happend?

Dempsey: Should I get out and push?

Richtofen: (grr) The fusebox must have shorted out. Again!

Dempsey: Aww, come on! This better be more rewarding then last time. Stupid Gearsh...

Nikolai: VODKA!

Richtofen: Thankyou again, stranger. Perhaps we will see you another time. Goodbye!

Dempsey: Hey, sourkraut. You never did tell us why we came here. Wherever this is.

Richtofen: All in good time, my clever Dempsey. All in good time!


 * Takeo pukes*

Richtofen: Aww, that's what you get for eating raw fish!


 * Teleportation WIN*

You're welcome. Sorry for the text load. It's ok if someone edits this and puts it in a scroll box or something, but of course not take credit for it. --Ben Again 01:58, May 13, 2011 (UTC)