Kino der Toten/Quotes

Dempsey
"That's the last leg you'll ever hump freak dog."

- When he kills a hellhound.

"We need to turn the power on! It's like deja vu all over again."

- Start of a game

"No power, no glory."

- Start of a game

"Tastes like... fermented herring dipped in cat piss... ugh."

- Buying Quick Revive

"Okay, woah! That was bad-ass!"

- Firing the Thundergun

"NUUUUKE!"

- Getting a nuke

"RE-JUICE!"

- Getting max ammo

"Lets send those freakbags back to 1946!"

- Randomly said when killing zombies with the thundergun.

"Reach for me, Jugger-Girl...oo-rah."

- After getting Juggernog.

"Whatever...even a blind squirrel is right twice a day."

- After being revived.

"K to the I to the A Zombitch!"

- Randomly when killing zombies.

"How come Richtofen's portrait is bigger? Must trying to compensate for something."

- After pressing the action button on Richtofen's portrait

Nikolai
"Stay away from my vodka! ...What? It's a classic!"

- Blowing up a group of zombies with an explosive weapon.

"This makes Nikolai very happy, like first date! ....I bring home flowers!"

- Getting an explosive weapon out of the mystery box

"You are dead now! But you were dead before! Ahh fuck you!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"Have a round on me! Get it? A "round"?  Eh.. never mind, fuck you."

- Getting a headshot

"No it's my vodka! MINE! MY OWN!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"I think Dempsey is right. It is a bit fishy"

- Buying Quick Revive

""What's that clicking? Oh, ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Out of my way Piz'da!"

- After killing a zombie (Note- Piz'da means 'Cunt' in Russian) "Snipers may wear diapers, but they get all the ladies!"

- Sometimes after getting M14 off the wall. "Ahhh, that smells terrible. Kind of like my sixth wife, she was pretty though. Smelly and pretty, weird combination"

- Said after killing a gas zombie. "Hello beautiful, I'll 'cock' you gently"

- Sometimes said after buying an M14 from the wall. "Who forgot to pay electric bill?"

- Said when game starts. "Do svidaniya, bithces!"

- After killing multiple zombies "No power! Just like home."

- Start of a game.

Takeo
"*chuckling* The Emperor would be amused!"

- Getting the monkey bomb

"I need more honor!"

- Attempting to open a door/buy a weapon without enough points

"Hmm, a drink that requires a... mature palette"

- Buying Quick Revive

"I have no ammo. I have no honor."

- When out of ammo.

-Takeo after getting the Carpenter power up.
 * That will keep them out for a thousand years... eh, a few seconds.

Richtofen
"What? The voices are louder!"

- Buying a weapon

"A gift from Sam? But why?!"

- Getting Max Ammo

"I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"For the revival of the un-fittest!"

- Buying Quick Revive

"Blood! The beautiful BLOOD!"

- Randomly said when killing zombies.

"Did the voices tell you to save me?"

- After being revived.

"Without bullets I will have to resort to....STABBING!"

- After running out of ammo with any weapon

"My mother told me to stop hurting animals."

- After killing a hellhound

"And, he is no longer with us."

- After killing a zombie.

"I have no more ammunition... *wailing*"

- When out of ammo

"I am nothing but a peasant!"

- When attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Alas, the doctor is too poor to buy this..."

- When attempting to buy something without enough points

"Yes, now their kidneys will be all MINE! And none for you, Dempsey"

- When buying the M14

"He went "splat""

- When killing a zombie with the Olympia

"Yes, COME TO ME, minions!"

- Random

"Aww, the poor puppies!"

- During the beginning of a HellHound round

"They are hurting... we must help them!"

- Random

"Look at it, crawling to me!"

- After dismembering a zombie

"It has no legs, but still moves. Interesting."

- After dismembering a zombie

"Yes, YES, explode!"

- When killing a zombie with an explosive

"It hurts, doesn't it? GOOD!"

- When killing a zombie

"Oh, the showers of the damned!"

- When blowing up zombies

"*Whistling*"

- when waiting for the pack-a-punch machine

"I'm going to kill sooo many now."

- When recieving a pack-a-punched weapon

"It's still alive! It has exploded!"

- When killing a zombie with a grenade

"The flames... of the damned!"

- Getting a nuke

"How can I hear the screams when it has no mouth?"

- Occasionally after getting a headshot

"Do you feel it? Oh I hope they feel it..."

- After killing a zombie

"Samantha, I talked to you about this."

- Said when a teddy bear is acquired in the mystery box

"This is MY creation! And I will destroy it! AND clean it up!"

- Multiple kills

"How can I be running out of ammo?!"

- When running low on ammo

"No ammo is no fun!"

- When out of ammo

"Yes, my children, I am coming!"

- Picking up the Olympia

"So THIS is what Maxis was keeping from me!"

- Getting a Thundergun

"They will be all over the walls! And the ceiling! And the floor!"

- Getting a Crossbow w/Explosive Bolts

"More time to play with my pretty ones!"

- When obtaining Max Ammo

"(impatiently)Ja, ja, ja, the power's off and we need to turn it back on."

- When game starts

"Ugh, this is just so... heavy."

- When buying the M14

"Get off my legs, minion!"

- When being attacked by a crawler

"Just DIE!"

- When being attacked by a crawler

"How DARE you touch the doctor?"

- When killing a zombie