Forum:Captain MacMillan Facts

There's plenty of Chuck Norris-like facts going around about MacMillan, like if you insult MacMillan, the last thing you hear is "Oi, Suzy".

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The Big Bang never took place, the Big Oi! Suzie! did.

Captain Macmillan's favorite song is "Deep and Hard" by Grigsby

Captain Macmillan can still hide in an urban area with his ghillie suit

When Captain Macmillian says "50,000 people used to live here but now its a ghostown" he actuly meant that he killed them all75.118.157.102 20:09, May 26, 2010 (UTC) zac k. made by: Ariel F
 * Before the terrorists go to bed at night they check they're backyard for Macmillan* :3


 * if Macmillan were cloned and both Macmillans found and Oi! Suzied! each other, the universe would end.
 * You don't snipe Zakhaev, macmillan stops time, goes down to the meeting, rips his arm off, goes back up, yoillanu shoot, and it looks like you shot Zakhaev
 * Chuck Norris checks in his closet and under his bed for Macmillan every night.

- Cpt MacM
 * Macmillan was originally a 50 kill-streak in MW2
 * Macmillan doesn't shoot, the trigger pulls back in fear, and never misses
 * Macmillan is December 21, 2012! 01:01, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

LITE992 02:10, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Chuck Norris went to Infinty Ward himself to design MacMillan. Once he was created, Chuck had found his equal.
 * Price didn't actually shoot off Zakhaev's arm. MacMillan actually ran down the staircase, to Zakhaev, ripped off his arm and then ran back to Price to give him a pat on the back for a good shot.  It was him all along.

Gotta love MacMillan. Here's mine: That's all I got for now. And I use that infamous line, "Oi Suzy", to get the attention of my friends, works every time (though there is this chick that says "Yeah?" every time, she's Suzy (annoying too).--Cpt. Carebear 02:43, January 11, 2010 (UTC) macmillan once used up his ammo and still managed to get 1million headshots after
 * In the beginning of the world there was nothing, then Captain MacMillan said "Oi Suzy" and bashed a rock with the butt of the rifle. That, my children, is how the world began. (My science teacher said that, go Malley!)
 * When Captain MacMillan said "Don't shoot the dog" he wasn't scared that he would die, but Price would.
 * Captain MacMillan didn't actually hurt his leg in One Shot, One Kill, he just wanted Price to carry him the rest of the way.

Captain MacMillan can beat Sniper Fi before it starts. Ghost will say "Ready Up" followed by "Good job team". LITE992 17:11, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan doesn't need his gun, it needs him. Doc.Richtofen 17:51, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan doesn't sleep, he finds a patch of grass and goes prone. When he wakes up, he has a habit of saying, "Too much radiation, we'll have to go around". LITE992 03:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Outer Space only exists because it didn't want to be on the same planet as Cpt. Macmillan. Doc.Richtofen 19:03, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Though some people would like to see MacMillan as a playable character in the CoD series, this will never happen. This is due to the fact that MacMillan's sheer awesomeness would cause any console to explode and kill the player. Corporal Morgan, RRoS 19:10, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan can see Russia from his backyard. Sgt. Kamarov 19:27, January 16, 2010 (UTC) When Captain Macmillian says "50,000 people used to live here but now it's a ghostown" he killed all of them. Captain MacMillan is actually the elder brother of Cpl. Gary McLintoch of 'Gary:Tank Commander' fame; after the attempted assasination of Imran Zakhaev, Gary had to change his name to McLintoch to protect him from possible revenge attacks by Ultranationalists. Corporal Morgan, RRoS 20:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

LITE992 03:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Captain MacMillan is in MW2, you just can't see him. Ever.
 * You didn't kill anybody in MW2, MacMillan was too fast for you.
 * Despite wearing the same ghillie suit all the time, Captain MacMillan can blend in with any environment. When he's standing.  In the open.
 * Captain MacMillan has more headshots than kills. His number of headshots is such a high number, that only he knows it.

The enemy always thinks Captain MacMillan is a patch of grass aiming between their eyes. [That's the best I can think of] Alpha671 18:45, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan doesn't even need to aim, he will always get a headshot. LITE992 20:21, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan doesn't compensate for variable humidity,wind speed and direction or the coriolis effect. Mother nature compensates for where Macmillan's crosshairs are. Mercenary2112 February 01 2010

MacMillan eats radiation for breakfast. [Webbjr] February 06 2010

Macmillian can shoot you in the foot and get a headshot. Macmillian never pulls the trigger, the trigger falls back in fear of being touched by Macmillian. When macmillian as born, the doctor slapped him-Macmillian's first recorded kill was 0.9 seconds later. Slew10 23:43, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Once, when he was bored, MacMillan hijacked Nikolai's Little Bird (stranding him in the Afghan desert), headshot Shepherd before Soap had any time to throw his knife, performed impromptu surgery on him to treat his wounds, went back in time to World War II, flew over Stalingrad with the helicopter, jumped out, caught Petrenko's bullet in midair, threw it at General Amsel and got a headshot. Kareljanis 9:41, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

LITE992 03:20, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * When you get 7 stars in GTA, MacMillan comes for you.
 * When grass moves, people run in fear because they think MacMillan is there.
 * Captain MacMillan's wife is an M21.
 * Captain MacMillan does not use a silencer, he just tells the bullet to shut up. The bullet agrees.

MacMillan finished High Explosive with one thumper shot ^Needs to be signed^

LITE992 20:25, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * The Americans invaded Iraq for WMD's. It turns out MacMillan left his sniper rifle there.
 * The Americans never found WMD's. MacMillan and his rifle are always on the move.
 * In every war, nobody ever kills anybody. MacMillan is killing soldiers on both sides to make the fight seem even.

under the ghille suit there is no cloths only more guns and ammo water did not form on the planet Micillen took a nap while sweating crusading bullet feb 8 2010

If you have an M21 and MacMillan has an M21, MacMillan has a larger mag than you 206.53.153.187 22:47, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

forgot one. When Cpt. Price shot down Shepard's Pavelow, he wasn't shooting nades or using explosive rounds. He was just borrowing Macmillian's rifle Slew10 20:02, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

.Price didn't shoot zakhev's arm of, mcmillian rapped him with the "soft leafs" on his qullie suit licked his crack shoved crack up his arse and put his soft leavs up his arse and "fired a round" and then got some acid paint and played with cracks and "soft leaves"

Makarov didn't kill all those civilians at the airport, MacMillan did it to make Makarov look tough. Makarov went into hiding at the end of MW2 after Price told him this.LITE992 01:56, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

What macmillan did in his time as a captain was snipe.If he was real this would be his favourite website

MacMillan has never shot a bullet ever, the bullets run away from him.AdvancedRookie 21:32, February 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * MacMillan does not use stealth, his enemies pretend like they didn't see him.
 * Contrary to popular belief, MacMillan is not Godlike, God is MacMillanlike. LITE992 03:16, February 18, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan once sneezed in Phoenix, AZ. The resulting mucous came together and formed McMillan Brothers Rifle Co. As for why there's no "a", its because MacMillan is hiding in it. MegaMonkeyChunk 21:28, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

If you shot at MacMillan with the same gun as his and he shot at you at the same time, he shot you 5 seconds quicker and moved out of your bullet's path. Alpha671 09:59, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan can use bolt-actions like a semi-automatic ; The bolt handle becomes to scared to allow MacMillan to bolt it, so it bolts by itself as fast as it can.


 * Captain MacMillan can shoot web
 * MacMillan has only one round in his magazine. That's all he needs LITE992 04:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

When Captain MacMillan plays multiplayer, he gets a free Steady Aim and Iron Lungs along with his other perks. Also, he has unlimited claymores.

In America, MacMillan snipes you. In Soviet Russia, MacMillan still snipes YOU! LITE992 01:17, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

Macmillan killed 50,000 people in Pripyat, Ukraine


 * Before all ghillied up, McMillan told all of the enemies to pretend they dont see him, if they disobey, he owns them and blames price for getting them spotted.
 * When it says that your actions got captain McMillan killed, he does not really die, he just plays dead and likes seeing the look on your face when you end up back at the beginning of the level.
 * Capt. MacMillan is the only reason why we ever invented lawn mowersDA#BIG#TURD 02:35, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Macmillans most famous headshot was JFK. Captain Macmillan can accurately shoot a sniper bullet with his bare hands he just decides to use the macmillan sniper because he likes being named after it. Captain macmillan only gets a minor head ache when he gets shot in the head. too bad he almost never gets hit


 * 50,000 people used to live in this city... then MacMillan showed up.
 * With just one bullet, Captain Macmillan killed Amsel, Chernov, Al-Asad, Zakhaev and his son, and Shepherd. Makarov is next on his list.
 * If you have 5 bullets and Macmillan has 5 bullets, Macmillan has more bullets than you. 68.171.234.182 01:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Price didn't shoot Zakhaev's arm off, just before the bullet hit him Macmillan yelled 'Oi Suzy' causing the arm the leap out of it's socket in fright.

a predator is really macmillan's parachute route (unsigned)


 * A shotgun shell doesn't exist. Macmillan just scares a .25 cal round into making little babies in mid-flight. --BB


 * L.H.O didn't kill JFK. he was ordering pizza when Macmillan showed up there, shot through the phone, ricocheted and killed him. -- BB

Macmillan owns the best sniper rifle in the world. IW had to reduce the power of the M21 in multiplayer so players would use different snipers. LITE992 11:09, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Private Petrinko didn't kill the Nazi General Amsuel. That was actually MacMillan shooting through a time warp.

A Predator Missile is really just MacMillan dropping a penny from outer space. LITE992 00:55, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Macmillan doesn't need a callsign when playing multiplayer, you'll know when he kills you. Macmillan eats his cereal out of a barret 50. cal. Every time macmillan sneezes,a Russian losses an arm. Macmillan IS the tactical nuke (generic solder)

Al-asad never detonated the nuke,macmillan blinked and startled an explosion.MacMillan was wrong one time in his life, that was when he thought he made a mistake (generic solder)

Cpt. MacMillan was going to be the 25 killstreak in MW2, but the developers changed their minds. TheManOfIron  T  C  E   B 01:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

there is no face under macmillans ghillie suit,only another sniper rifle.(generic solder)

MacMillian is in fact the 250 killstreak in Modern Warfare 2 (generic solder)

Captain MacMillan loves Mike-Romeo-Echos.Alpha671 05:37, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan's guns have no recoil, because he was able to remove it with his teeth. LITE992 20:00, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan has survied a Tactical Nuke. Captian MacMillan is a cancelled killstreak in MW2 worth 1,000 kills. But IW changed there mind because nobody exept MacMillan could reach it. -- Talk 20:18, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan had himself cloned so he is the character in any of the games. 20:10, May 11, 2010 (UTC)alexandercw

If you kill a guy before MacMillan hits him, it will be Game Over and the message reads: "You pissed﻿ off Captain MacMillan!" And then you die, because while you're reading the message, MacMillan runs up and knifes you.


 * THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE MOW THEIR LAWN IS TO MAKE SURE MACMILLAN ISN'T THERE.
 * He could have shot the wild dog and taken them all on, but was afraid Price would die.
 * He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
 * His tears can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
 * He's too good to be a ninja, so became SAS.
 * Went skydiving once, but he didn't do it again because we don't need a 2nd grand canyon.
 * He's Glaswegian and wears a tin foil hat he needs to steak knife he has his fists

--Soldier woman 23:35, May 18, 2010 (UTC) GameFAQ's

Captain MacMillan doesn't wall hack, the walls just make his bullets bounce to his enemies.LITE992 01:23, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

The only reason the birds chirp every morning is to keep MacMillan happy. 17:58, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Cpt. MacMillan is so stealthy, he doesn't need a ghillie suit. He wore one because he didn't want Price to be self-conscious. --SaBo x Insane 03:39, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Under captain MacMillan's ghillie suit is an other ghillie suit. "2010 June 15, 10:16" —Unsigned comment was added by 84.236.74.148.

JFK wasn't killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. MacMillian wondered what would happen if he just took a random shot at nothing in particular and seeing as he always gets a headshot, JFK was unforunatly killed in his experminet.

"MacMillan once met Chuck Norris. Everyone within a 14 mile radius of them were later murdered by the sound of "Oi, Suzy" followed by a fury of roundhouse kicks to the face." -Funky McShiznit

MacMillan is the reason Osama Bin Laden is hiding somewhere right now

Check out the new Captain MacMillan Facts blog![]LITE992 12:36, May 24, 2010 (UTC) Cpt.MacMillan is soo cool he dosn't need a gun  he dosn't  need a pistol he needs  a  Cpt.MacMillania XD   cooler

MacMillan can fly, as show here: Seijana 10:06, July 21, 2010 (UTC) MacMillan is a computer generated program and people who idolize him have mental problems... --TheManOfIron 10:11, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Macillan was born with a ghillie suit. (By Anonymous)

Captain MacMillan made love to his M21, nine months later the Marine Sniper was born. 99.61.253.92 06:17, August 13, 2010 (UTC)CKA2

-Victor Zakhaev didn't really want to suicide but he saw MacMillan behind Captain Price. -In mission "Loose end" The two snipers were pissed off because they can't kill a single enemy. That's because MacMillan is the one who shoots at the enemy. -Before Sheperd fire a bullet on Roach and Ghost, MacMillan already killed both Roach and Ghost in 1 bullet.

-MacMillan told Price to shoot down the helicopter but MacMillan said "Oi, Suzy!" before Price bullet hit the pilot's head causing the head of the pilot to explode. -In mission "Takedown" in MW2, Roach didn't really hit the leg of Rojas Assistant, MacMillan is the one who shoots at his legs. -When Captain Price was shooting the helicopter while Soap is holding the boat to steady to let Price hit the helicopter, MacMillan said "Price your one hell of a noob sniper" then MacMillan shoots at one of the engine of the helicopter. (By Cpt. Bryce / Zukane)

In The sins of the father every kill is by Macmillan, especially the guards in the watch tower. Also, in the wind a leaf broke off his Ghillie suit and killed Victor Zakhaev. Cheesingfrogs 21:04, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

1. Cpt Macmillan killed himself and lived to tell about it. 2. The end of shock and awe and aftermath was when Macmillan sneezed - deathclawpoop (didnt sign in)

In America, Macmillian Snipes you. In Soviet Russia, YOU snipe MacMillian! Hahaha!

When MacMillan plays Multiplayer in COD, he can take headshots on players in all servers operating at this time. If he's not really in the mood to kill...

Cpt. MacMillan is cool enough to kill all the Ultranationalists with only one shot. But, also, he is good enough to not to make people's life boring. By DFX.

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY I POSTED THIS ON CHEATMASTERS AND I CREDITED ALL OF YOU (call of duty wiki) WITH COMING UP WITH THE JOKES! Sgt.Cpmaster22

-Captain MacMillan was once very mad at bragging snipers. So he shot in the air while playing on an American Modern Warfare server. The result was the death of the Dwarven Sniper in a European DotA game. -MacMillan doesn't use medicine. Medicine use MacMillan. -MacMillan once signed a contract for a movie with Hollywood. The film was a failure as nothing was seen on the screen. -Once, an evil wizard tried to murder a baby with his magic. MacMillan found out and sniped the guy, while shouting 'Oi Suzy!!!' for maximum effect. The wizard is now known as Voldenmort. --79.107.198.97 10:05, December 11, 2010 (UTC)     (Loxagos_Snake)

(S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
 * You can either be MacMillan's friend, or you can be dead. Thass your call.
 * Dinosaurs weren't hit by a meteor, MacMillan found them to be a 'bloody convention' and sniped and 'O, Suzied' them all.

- The Hills Have Eyes... Macmillan’s... Staring at you through his sniper scope. By Vamyan

Jack Marston never shot Edgar Ross in Red Dead Redemption. Captain Macmillian shot a gun in the air, and commanded it to take out the nearest dickbag In GTA IV,Niko never shot Jimmy Pellegrino- Captain Macmillian woke up Angry Birds are Macmillian's pets Halo Reach's name is derived from Captain Macmillian reaching for an angel's halo to rip it off 2K got it's name from when Macmilian killed one man and two died
 * In modern warfare the nuclear missile didn't go off Cpt. MacMillan just shot the floor the result was a massive radiation blast. By zombielord767

--XxGodOfPwnxX 23:23, March 16, 2011 (UTC) (XxGodOfPwnxX's facts)


 * MacMillian won a life-and-death competition against Neo, trying to dodge the Death Machine's bullets.
 * If you don't like MacMillian, say your prayers.
 * Whenever you think you get a Nuke [in MW2], you actually get MacMillian to shoot his sniper at the ground.
 * MacMillian survived the Nuke in Shock and Awe.
 * MacMillian will hunt you if you mow your lawn.
 * MacMillian won using an improvised sniper against Chuck Norris.
 * MacMillian owns all the lawn in the world. So don't mow your lawn.
 * MacMillian was the one who shot Khaled Al-Asad. you just didn't see him over Price's back.
 * MacMillian killed all 50,000 people in Pripyat without being detected.
 * Chuck Norris never sleeps because he's scared that MacMillian is gonna no-scope headshoot him.
 * MacMillian went into hiding and never appeared in MW2 just to practice his new ghille suit. He was with you all along.
 * MacMillian doesn't need AimBot, it needs him.
 * In Soviet Russia, MacMillian is considered a kill-streak, not a person. In America, MacMillian's sniper is worth more than the Pentagon.
 * MacMillian killed Zakhaev from the chopper, you just missed.
 * MacMillian killed Zakhaev's son from the ground, he didn't suicide.
 * MacMillian does jumping 360-degree no-scoping heashot Multi-Kill Collaterals during his free time.
 * MacMillian's sniper doesn't need gold camo, his sniper is already pro.
 * MacMillian's M21 isn't from Earth.
 * MacMillian doesn't need any scopes because his M21 already looks bad-ass.
 * MacMillian beat Evasion [in MW2] before You could get to the grave (ahead of Player 1 if you run straight.)
 * MacMillian beat Sniper Fi on Veteran Difficulty (without his sniper) in a minute. He didn't use his sniper because when he did, no one showed up.
 * MacMillian scares his own partners. So that's why it's only two hunting Zakhaev in Pripyat.
 * MacMillian's Sniper was given to him for his first birthday. He never missed a headshot.
 * MacMillian's Ghille Suit beat an edurance test against the Iron Man suit, Darth Vader's suit, and Superman's outfit all against his.
 * MacMillian doesn't try to survive [In BO]'s Zombies. The zombies try to survive.
 * MacMillian's M21 doesn't have Rapid Fire. He just shoots too fast for your brain to notice.
 * MacMillian makes fake sniper *pros* cry for humor.
 * MacMillian only lets you kill to avoid being given "Threat to National Security" for being over-awesome.
 * Makarov cried when he heard that MacMillian stole all his kills.
 * MacMillian killed General Shepard (For beating his apprentice). Your knife just flew over the falling body.
 * MacMillian doesn't have to get a Nuke [in MW2]. He can pwn the other team in less than 2 minutes.
 * MacMillian's ghille suit is invincible to all explosions because he touched it.
 * MacMillian invented the ghille suit, snipers, and stealth.
 * You're either on MacMillian's side, or the Dead Man's side.
 * MacMillian never gets it because he moves too fast.
 * Darth Vader tried to force choke MacMillian. He ended up choking The Emperor because he didn't know who was who.
 * MacMillian killed Superman. That's because his bullets are alien-aggressive.
 * MacMillian holds the longest record in the history of the UNIVERSE for penetrating the Iron Man suit.
 * MacMillian likes to pwn noobs in Halo Reach.
 * MacMillian is the result when gravity doesn't know what direction to pull so it suicides.

Zombie dropper 19:04, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
 * Macmillan is the reason Snipers were nerfed in BLOPS.
 * There is no such thing as natural death. Macmillan just snipes people on a daily basis.
 * The thundergun is just a sample of macmillans breath captured into a gun.
 * Macmillan took his rifle, aimed, and sniped PSN down.

- Cpt MacMillans ghillie suit changes colour to fit the enviroent |MacMillan is in. - Cpt MacMillans never takes off his ghillie suit and massk because hes so handsome and sexy that every chick in the world would swarm over him. - Kids arent afraid of monsters in their closetss and beds. They are afraid Cpt MacMillan is there. The rainforests arent actauall forests.Theyre just a little piece fromm MacMillans ghillie suit. -Cpt Macmillan has infinite ammo. -Cpt MacMillan didnt appear in modern warfare 2 because he was taking a nap. -Earth only exists so that Cpt MacMillan could live on it. -Cpt MacMillan is so awesome he killed Chuck Norris with a burp. -Under Cpt MacMillans ghillie suit theres only sheer awesomness. -When Cpt MacMillan says Oi Suzy! another multiverse is created. -Chickens only exist so that Cpt MacMillan can have a tasty lunch. Countries only exist because Cpt MacMillan was playing Momopoly. -Cpt MacMillan has more money than Bill Gates. -Cpt MacMillan owns the internet. -Hitler didnt commit suicide. Cpt MacMillan said Oi Suzy! from the other side of the world. -Cpt MacMillan true name is. -His name wasnt given because its so awesome that its impossible to be typed or spelled. -Cpt MacMillan doesnt need NV Goggles. -Chuck Norris is in fact Cpt MacMillans toe nail. -Both World Wars only existed because MacMillan said that whoevers going to win hes gonna borrow him his rifle for ten minutes.

ModernWarHead610's facts: - The U.S didn't kill Osama bin Laden. Captain Macmillian no-scoped him from his mom's house in Scotland while playing CoD MW2 with his feet, updating his Facebook page with his eyelashes & drinking some hot chocolate with a marshmallow in it. - Captain MacMillian's sweat is the worlds leading perfume. - Captain MacMillian is the reason Halo is done. He blew up Bungie with a fart. - If Captain MacMillian gave someone a Texas wedgie, the end result would decimate the world

Cpt. MacMillan can see John Cena -Born2Noob

Captain MacMillan is who the devil and boogeyman look for under their beds at night.-gto3440 MacMillan is good enough to be a ranger, but then he realized the British SAS needed help more.-gto3440