User blog comment:Comrade Hamburger/Thoughts on the Weapons in Black Ops 3 Zombies/@comment-27103116-20160317205535

Some of my personal incites into a few of the mentions:

RK5: B23R sans-500 points... and, it feels, half of it's damage.

L-CAR 9: Basically the Thompson, if the Thompson was a machine pistol.

Shieva: Who thought it was a good idea to make this gun shoot as fast as a snail, then NOT give us the option to switch it with the MX Garand when it came out? Really, I would like to know.

Drakon: Oh look, I got this FN gun! Heh, get it? FN, like fuck... whatever. --- Nikolai Belinski on the FN FAL, me on the Drakon

Locus: Bang, slide, bang, slide, bang, slide, bang, mag falls out because I hit X...

ICR-1: Discount M27.

SVG-100: Discount L96A1.

BRM: Discount RPD.

Pharo: Discount Chicom CQB. Or M16. Whatever suits your fancy.

KN-44: AK-47 + AN-94 + BO2 OP Wallgun mistakes = look at the last bolded gun.

VMP: ... and for that same 1000, I could get the PDW-57 with 350 rounds.