User:Helix Armada

'''Please do not take any offense to language on this page. I am merely joking. The only people I will really insult are those who are discourteous to me, my friends, or others.'''

Hi, I am Helix Armada. I got this name because I work on the Command and Conquer Wiki. I then became addicted to Call of Duty (mostly Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare). I do not edit here very often, but I usually try to focus on correcting grammar, making sure the information fits the game, and some other stuff like changing "clip" to "magazine", "silencer" to "suppressor" (That's what it's called, people) and other gun-related things. Although I'm not a gun expert like some of the people here, I at least know basics like caliber and ammuinition capacity. I find it annoying when people say they know everything about a gun just because they saw it in a video game. (I laugh when I see examples of idiotic people on the Alliance To End Firearm Ignorance's home page.)

Other Wikis I Am Affiliated With

 * Command and Conquer Wiki

My Call of Duty 4 Fanfic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6090469/1/Call_of_Duty_4_Modern_Warfare_The_Novelisation

This is basically a novelisation of the events of Call of Duty 4. (btw, I do not own COD, IW, or Activision. Just so I don't get sued.) The writing's probably really not that good, I'm only 14 for crying out loud. Currently, I have all the missions posted up to Charlie Don't Surf. The Bog is in progress (slow, painful progress, due to high school). If you can find some time, pop over there and read it. Tell me what you think on my talk page! Pretty pl0x?

Polls
Oi, be sure to sign below all these polls after you're done with them in the "Signatures" section.

Vote if you have been on this page: I have visited the awesomesaucetic user page of Helix Armada.

Who hates Modern Warfare 2 (multiplayer wise)? Me! MW2 MUST BE ERADDICATED! I dislike it, but I haven't flushed the disk down the toilet yet (*cough cough TOILET BOWL SOLDIER cough* XD) Meh, it's ok. I'm in love with it, we're about to announce our engagement. MW2 is my mind, heart, and soul. I don't own/play it.

(If you don't know what I'm talking on about Toilet Bowl Soldier, then click here.)

Which Modern Warfare was better, Call of Duty 4 or Modern Warfare 2? Call of Duty 4. Modern Warfail 2.

Vote on this poll. I demand it. Ok.

Vote if you listen to AC/DC. AC/DC rocks.

Are you good at sniping? MacMillan would be proud. Kinda good, not the best. Ok. Not good at all. MacMillian would be ashamed.

Have you watched The Matrix? If you haven't, THEN WATCH IT. YES! Matrix is the best!

Call of Duty 4: How many golden guns have you unlocked? Desert Eagle Dragunov M60E4 AK-47 M1014 Mini-Uzi Two. Three. Four. Five. All of them. I don't have any :(

Sign below the "Visited Userpage" signatures in the "Musicians" signatures if you are indeed a musician.

Is anyone here a musician? Me!

Sign below the "Musician" signatures in the "Martial Artists" signatures if are you indeed a martial artist.

Is anyone here a martial artist? I is. Yes.

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Helix Armada 06:02, October 5, 2010 (UTC) Violin

Sign below this line if you are a martial artist. List which martial art(s) you are involved in:
Helix Armada 06:03, October 5, 2010 (UTC) Taekwondo

Friends On This Wiki
If you do not consider yourself my friend, then feel free to remove yourself.


 * Moozipan Cheese
 * Dolten
 * Attack Rhino

Goals I hope to Accomplish on this Wiki

 * 1) Become relatively known.
 * 2) Contribute 100 edits
 * 3) Contribute 500 edits
 * 4) Contribute 1000 edits
 * 5) Contribute 1337 edits (ALN's idea. =P)
 * 6) Contribute 1500 edits
 * 7) Contribute 2000 edits
 * 8) Report at least 5 vandals (3)

1. RPD Gunner
Primary: RPD /w Grip (Red Tiger Camouflage)

Secondary: USP .45

Perk 1: (Attachment)

Perk 2: Stopping Power

Perk 3: Deep Impact.

One of my favorite COD4 classes of all time. Good at all ranges. No need for optics, as iron sights are pretty good and rather clear. And I got the Red Tiger within two weeks of starting multiplayer. XD

2. The Ghost
Primary: P90 w/ Suppressor (Red Tiger Camouflage)

Secondary: USP .45 Suppressed

Perk 1: Bandolier

Perk 2: UAV Jammer

Perk 3: Extreme Conditioning

In my humble opinnion, the P90 is the best stealth SMG in COD4. Large magazine and kills quickly. With Bandolier, the ammuinition reserves are insane. The MP5SD I was using previously for some reason had more recoil than the un-suppressed version, which aggravated me greatly when I need those headshots for challenges. So it's out with the MP5, in with the P90.

3. Rusher
Primary: Mini-Uzi w/ Suppressor

Secondary: M9

Perk 1: Bandolier

Perk 2: Sleight of Hand

Perk 3: Steady Aim

I never realized how awesome Sleight of Hand was. Until I tried it out. The M9 is not my favorite pistol, but it does increase the reserve ammo for both the Mini-Uzi and MP5, so I put it in here.

4. Sniper
Primary: Barrett .50cal (Red Tiger Camouflage)

Secondary: USP .45 Suppressed

Perk 1: Bandolier

Perk 2: Stopping Power

Perk 3: Iron Lungs

Simple. Sniping. I found that I don't usually stay in the same position for long, so Claymores are kinda useless to me.

Before, I had thought that I would hate the Barrett becasue of its recoil. But HOLY SHIT, it's an awesomesaucetic gun. If I'm consistently getting one-shot kills, than the recoil doesn't matter, and it resets quickly anyway. The high damage is so worth the recoil. Plus, I think the Barrett is one of the few guns in the game that looks good with almost any of the camos (besides Desert Camouflage, that one is hella ugly).

Got the Golden Dragunov. Yay!

5. Sandbox
Primary: AK-74u w/ Suppressor (Digital Camouflage)

Secondary: USP .45

Perk 1: Bandolier

Perk 2: UAV Jammer

Perk 3: Steady Aim

As the name implies, I use this to test out new weapons and acomplish weapons (especially headshot) challenges. Now that I have only five weapons left to accomplish challenges for, I'm going to be focusing more on individual weapons.

Favorite COD4 Weapons
Listed in order:

Assault Rifles: M16A4 (Imma douchebag XD), G36C, G3, AK-47, M14, STG-44, M4A1

SMGs: MP5 (duh), P90 (douchebaggery extreme), Mini-Uzi, AK-74u, Skorpion

Sniper Rifles: Barrett M82, M40A3, Dragunov, M21, Remmington 700 (piece of crap..)

LMGs: RPD, M249, M60E4

Shotguns: Winchester 1200, M1014

Handguns: USP .45, M1911, M9, Desert Eagle (this in a military game makes me facepalm)

Call of Duty 4

 * Getting to Level 55 on the PC version of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare within three weeks of beginning multiplayer. Yeah, yeah, I have no life.
 * Earning a 32 killstreak in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with a 16A4.
 * Getting RPD Red Tiger Camouflage within two weeks of starting multiplayer.
 * Getting a 13.3 time on the F.N.G. course in Call of Duty 4 campaign mode.


 * Earning Red Tiger for the following weapons (in chronological order):


 * RPD
 * G3
 * M60E4
 * M16A4
 * P90
 * M40A3
 * MP5
 * Barrett M82 (I refuse to call it a "Barrett .50 cal".)
 * Remmington 700 (Again, I refuse to call it a R700.)
 * M21
 * Dragunov (4 sniper rifles in a row. Lol.)
 * M14
 * G36C
 * M249
 * M1014 (Shotgun camouflages are so annoying to get.)
 * Winchester 1200 YUSH I'M FINALLY DONE WITH SHOTGUN CHALLENGES.
 * M4A1


 * Earning Red Tiger for three weapons, the P90, M40A3, and MP5 in COD4 in one day (Completing the challenges on that day, not starting and then finishing. I'm not THAT good.)
 * Getting 85 headshots for the Remmington 700 (in my haste to finish the challenges and dump that piece of crap) in one day, which I accomplished.
 * Earning Remmington 700 Red Tiger in two days.
 * Going from 18 headshots for the M21 to Red Tiger in one day. I REALLY have no life.
 * Unlocked the following golden weapons: Desert Eagle, Dragunov, M60E4, M1014