User:D 47/Soap Opera

On Sunday, August 28, 2011, an epic soap opera was performed in IRC.

The main cast includes myself, Contributor, and AdvancedRookie, with a special guest appearance by Pinkie_Pie.

The Performance
[13:42]  Contributor: Why I thought we were friends [13:42]  more than friends [13:42]  I loved you like a brother [13:42]  AdvancedRookie: You are my brother [13:42]  We share a heart [13:43]  I know [13:43]  I know [13:43]  D_47 is my son though [13:43]  :O [13:43]  REVELATIONS! [13:43]  GASP [13:43]  D_47 is inbred [13:43]  D_47 meet your uncle Contributor [13:43]  No I have a wife named Jade [13:43]  I made him member? Hes a test tube baby [13:43]  Uncle Contributor: Buy me shit or gtfo. [13:43] <AdvancedRookie> OH YEAH [13:44] <Contributor> D_47: Shut up test tube bby [13:44] <D_47> I iz not test tube baby! [13:44] <Contributor> B4 i pwn u [13:44] <D_47> Tell him dad! [13:44] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 [13:44] <Contributor> Ofc u r [13:44] <D_47> AdvancedRookie [13:44] <AdvancedRookie> I'm sorry but you were born out my love for puns [13:45] <Contributor> :O [13:45] <D_47> So... all this time... it was all a lie? [13:45] * Contributor is now known as Contributor|Bath [13:45] <Contributor|Bath> Yes D_47 it was [13:45] <AdvancedRookie> D-47 yes [13:45] <AdvancedRookie> I'm sorry [13:45] <Contributor|Bath> Check ur bellybutton u have none! Muahahahahaahh [13:45] <AdvancedRookie> He's right [13:45] <AdvancedRookie> I ate it [13:45] <Contributor|Bath> Lulz [13:46] * D_47 checks his stomach. [13:46] <D_47> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [13:46] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 We can get through this son [13:46] <D_47> How? YOU'RE A LIAR. [13:46] <AdvancedRookie> Listen to this http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=lgoqi4JWRwE&feature=related [13:47] * D_47 hides in a corner, next to his porn stash. [13:47] <AdvancedRookie> NO D_47 we can get through this as a family [13:47] * D_47 hides his face with an issue of Hustler. [13:48] <AdvancedRookie> no [13:48] <AdvancedRookie> I won't stand for this [13:49] <D_47> You lied. [13:49] <D_47> They all lied. [13:49] <D_47> MY LIFE IS A LIE! [13:49] <AdvancedRookie> NO [13:49] <Contributor|Bath> D_47: You are cake [13:49] <AdvancedRookie> It's not [13:49] <AdvancedRookie> You have potential [13:49] * AutumnHusky is now known as Forever_Autumn [13:49] <AdvancedRookie> Contributor|Bath: Go back to bath! [13:49] * Contributor|Bath is now known as Contributor [13:49] * AdvancedRookie holds D_47 [13:49] * D_47 removes the M1911 from his back pocket. [13:50] * Pierogi (~chatzilla@wikia/Cpl-Bohater) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [13:50] <D_47> No. [13:50] * Contributor uses juggernaut like a nub [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> what are you doing [13:50] * D_47 sticks the M1911 against AdvancedRookie's forehead. [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> Put that away you don't know what you're doing [13:50] <D_47> Back da fuq up. [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> no [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> please [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> I beg you [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> I tried everything [13:50] * Contributor uses Gzuz pwrz to savve AdvancedRookie [13:50] <D_47> You're right... I can't kill you, dad. [13:50] <AdvancedRookie> it was either that or I let you die in your mother's womb [13:51] <AdvancedRookie> I couldn't let that happen [13:51] <Contributor> So we put u in a test tube D_47 [13:51] * D_47 quickly turns the gun on himself and pulls the trigger. [13:51] <AdvancedRookie> NO [13:51] <Contributor> Noes!!!! [13:51] * D_47 is now known as D_47|Dead [13:51] <AdvancedRookie> Don't [13:51] * AdvancedRookie cries [13:51] <AdvancedRookie> WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [13:51] * Contributor uses Gzuz pwrz to resurrext D_47|Dead [13:51] * AdvancedRookie holds D_47|Dead [13:51] <AdvancedRookie> Please be alive [13:51] <Contributor> AdvancedRookie: Lets make anither one [13:51] * D_47|Dead continues to be lifeless. [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Ok [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Make D_48 [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Next [13:52] <Contributor> Theres like 7 other dead D_4_ [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Pretty much [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> All of them shot themselves [13:52] * D_47|Dead is now known as D_48 [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Wait [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Son [13:52] * D_48 starts crying like a bitch. [13:52] <Contributor> Cuz they foun out they are test tube bbyz [13:52] * AdvancedRookie shoots D_48 [13:52] <AdvancedRookie> Damn it I want D_47 back [13:53] * AdvancedRookie uses quick revive on D_47 [13:53] <Contributor> Its the same person just different names ofc [13:53] * D_48 desperately gasps for air. [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> No [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> Quickly [13:53] <D_48> Wait... before... I... die... [13:53] <D_48> come... closer... [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> take D_48's life and put it in D_47's [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> no [13:53] * Contributor shoot D_48 in the head [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> We [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> Could [13:53] * D_48 notes the helmet on his head. [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> have done something [13:53] * AdvancedRookie stabs D_48 [13:53] <D_48> You cant.... kill me... before... you know... the truth... [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> What [13:53] <AdvancedRookie> Tell me [13:53] * Contributor shoots D_48 in the mouth [13:53] <Contributor> No truth! [13:54] <AdvancedRookie> STOP SHOOTING [13:54] <Contributor> K [13:54] * D_48 lays lifeless [13:54] <AdvancedRookie> MAKE D_49 [13:54] * Contributor makes D_49 [13:54] * D_48 is now known as D_49 [13:54] <D_49> ALRIGHT LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED UP IN HERE! [13:54] <D_49> OUR HOUSE [13:54] <D_49> IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET [13:54] <D_49> OUR HOUSE [13:54] * AdvancedRookie shoots D_49 [13:55] * D_49 drops to the floor. [13:55] <Contributor> These D_'s are nubz [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> Contributor: Not again [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> Ikr [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> D_50! [13:55] <Contributor> Letsn make E_50! [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> Really [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> ok [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> E_50! [13:55] * Contributor makes E_50 [13:55] * D_49 is now known as E_50 [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> Ok [13:55] <E_50> Beep. Boo Boo Bop. [13:55] <E_50> Bloop. [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> I figured out [13:55] <Contributor> Damn it hes retarded [13:55] <E_50> Beepity boppity boop. [13:55] <AdvancedRookie> we can download D_47 onto him [13:56] * AdvancedRookie downloads D_47 onto E_50 [13:56] <AdvancedRookie> please work [13:56] <Contributor> Dont forget to renove the noobyness frive [13:56] <AdvancedRookie> oh yeah [13:56] <Contributor> *drive [13:56] <E_50> Error: Not enough space on Drive:E_50 to complete the operation. [13:56] * AdvancedRookie deletes NUB/drive [13:56] <AdvancedRookie> Now there's room [13:56] <AdvancedRookie> do it again! [13:56] * E_50 short-circuits and falls off the third floor balcony onto the lawn. [13:56] <AdvancedRookie> NO [13:57] * AdvancedRookie cries heavily [13:57] <AdvancedRookie> if I don't get D_47 back I will kill myself [13:57] * Contributor forgot to mention the fail drive [13:57] * AdvancedRookie gets rope [13:57] * E_50 is now known as D_47 [13:57] * AdvancedRookie looks at overhanging lamp [13:57] <Contributor> OMG hes back [13:57] * AdvancedRookie gets on chair [13:57] * D_47 rises from the dead in zombie form. [13:57] <Contributor> Dont do it! [13:57] <D_47> DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE! [13:57] * AdvancedRookie sticks neck through noose [13:57] * D_47 swipes at Contributor [13:57] * Contributor kills himself [13:58] * AdvancedRookie dies [13:58] * D_47 takes off the costume. [13:58] <D_47> Suckers. [13:58] * Contributor then proceeds to use Gziz pwrs to pwn the zombie plague [13:58] <AdvancedRookie> isn't dead [13:58] * AdvancedRookie spanks D_47 [13:58] <AdvancedRookie> Bad child [13:58] <D_47> O.O [13:58] <+Rainbow_Dash> User:Smuff [13:58] <+RougeTheBat> [WIKI]: http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/User%3ASmuff [13:58] * D_47 calls the police. [13:58] * Contributor burns D_47 on steak for treachery [13:58] * Contributor its all over [13:58] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 I love you [13:59] * D_47 screams as the flames burn his skin. [13:59] <Contributor> Too bad I killed him [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> NO [13:59] <D_47> AAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> Contributor: stop the fire [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> NOW [13:59] <Contributor> Too late [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> NO [13:59] <Contributor> My Gziz pwrz are recovering [13:59] * AdvancedRookie jumps into fre and saves D_47 [13:59] * AdvancedRookie is badly burnt [13:59] * D_47 is already burned to death. [13:59] <Contributor> No AdvancedRookie youll die instead [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 you'll ive [13:59] * Contributor just watches [13:59] <AdvancedRookie> I won't [13:59] <Contributor> Noes [14:00] * AdvancedRookie starts breathing slowly [14:00] * D_47 ressurects himself. [14:00] <D_47> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [14:00] * AdvancedRookie gasps for air [14:00] * D_47 holds AdvancedRookie as the life drains from his face. [14:00] <AdvancedRookie> go on D_47 be free [14:00] * Contributor gives AdvancedRookie kiss of life [14:00] <AdvancedRookie> I love you [14:00] <Contributor> Weird [14:00] <AdvancedRookie> I wish your mother could have seen you [14:00] <D_47> ...I love you too, pop. [14:00] <Contributor> But hes so agly [14:00] * AdvancedRookie breathes his last [14:00] <D_47> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [14:01] <Contributor> This is like a horrible soap opera [14:01] * D_47 cries over AdvancedRookie's body. [14:01] * Contributor makes AdvancedRookie 2.0 [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> I'm back [14:01] * D_47 shows up at Contributor's house, seeing as this is all his fault. [14:01] <Contributor> There i removed the suicidal drive [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 no [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 no [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> don't do it [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> Don't kill your uncle [14:01] * D_47 kicks down the front door and scouts out the house with a Stakeout. [14:01] * Contributor runs away [14:01] <AdvancedRookie> NOOOOOOOOo [14:02] <AdvancedRookie> Contributor: RUN [14:02] * Contributor had the house rigged with C4 [14:02] <D_47> Come out and play, motherfucker! [14:02] <Contributor> DIE DIE DIE! [14:02] * D_47 spots Contributor [14:02] * D_47 opens fire. [14:02] * Contributor detonates C4 [14:02] * AdvancedRookie watches from afar [14:02] <Contributor> Bye bye [14:02] <Contributor> BOOM [14:02] * AdvancedRookie is caught in explosion [14:02] * D_47 has his body thrown from the house, killing him instantly. [14:02] <AdvancedRookie> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:02] <AdvancedRookie> Contributor: Why [14:03] * Contributor uses Gziz pwrs to teleport away and save AdvancedRookie [14:03] * AdvancedRookie wakes up in hospital [14:03] <AdvancedRookie> Where am I? [14:03] <Contributor> In the hospital [14:03] <AdvancedRookie> Where's [14:03] <AdvancedRookie> Where's [14:03] <AdvancedRookie> D_47? [14:03] * Rainbow_Dash is now known as Rainbow_Dash|fud [14:03] * Contributor is now known as DrRichStudwell [14:04] <DrRichStudwell> AdvancedRookie: You are in my hospital [14:04] <AdvancedRookie> WHERE IS HE? [14:04] <DrRichStudwell> Hes dead [14:04] <AdvancedRookie> WHERE'S D_47? [14:04] * AdvancedRookie flatlines [14:04] <DrRichStudwell> A magical gzis person brought his carcass [14:04] * AdvancedRookie goes into cardiac arrest [14:05] * DrRichStudwell uses Refurbrilator [14:05] * Sunderland06 (~chatzilla@Wikipedia/Sunderland06) has joined #wikia-cod [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> bloody hell I'm alive [14:05] <DrRichStudwell> Stay with me GODDAMMIT! [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> quick use it on D_47 [14:05] * DrRichStudwell slaps AdvancedRookie [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> I'm AWAKE [14:05] <DrRichStudwell> Hes already dead [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> But [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> No [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> No [14:05] <AdvancedRookie> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:06] * AdvancedRookie 's vision fades [14:06] * D_47 starts to slowly unzip the body bag from the inside. [14:06] <AdvancedRookie> Slowly dies [14:06] <DrRichStudwell> Yes, well Im going to go off to my lunch break. Theres a bunch of lethal weapons over there so be careful [14:06] * D_47 rises out of the bag and looks over at AdvancedRookie's room. [14:06] <AdvancedRookie> The only medicine for this illness [14:06] <AdvancedRookie> is inside D-47 [14:06] <D_47> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:06] <D_47> DON'T DIE [14:06] <DrRichStudwell> Open him then [14:06] <AdvancedRookie> I put it there so he could be my little life saver [14:06] * DrRichStudwell splits open D_47 [14:06] <AdvancedRookie> but [14:06] <D_47> ....wait, you gonna cut me open? [14:06] <DrRichStudwell> Already did son [14:07] * D_47 starts bleeding all over the place [14:07] * AdvancedRookie closes eyes [14:07] * D_47 screams out in pain as his bowels fall to the floor. [14:07] <D_47> O.O [14:07] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 it's what on the inside that counts [14:07] <D_47> So this was your plan all along? [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> no [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> I wanted you to see [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> that you are a real person [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> That you do matter [14:08] <DrRichStudwell> D_47: Ur a robot [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> maybe I am too late [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> DrRichStudwell doesn't know shit [14:08] <DrRichStudwell> Our autopsy shows gears inside of you [14:08] * DrRichStudwell is offended [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> All he did was blame me for my wife's death [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> I tried to save her [14:08] * D_47 pulls a WTF moment and uses a hacksaw to remove his right foot. [14:08] <AdvancedRookie> Rich [14:08] <DrRichStudwell> She was my lover! Dun dun dun [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> DrRichStudwell: She never loved you [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> She loved me [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> I saw it in her eyes [14:09] <DrRichStudwell> Thats not what she did in bed! [14:09] * D_47 actually learned some medical info in High School and sews himself up. [14:09] <DrRichStudwell> Dun dun dun [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> No [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> What she did [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> She stole everything from your bank account [14:09] <DrRichStudwell> She loved me cuz im rich and a stud [14:09] * D_47 silently gets up and eavesdrops on the conversation. [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> not anymore [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> I have that money [14:09] <DrRichStudwell> Lies! I have no bank account [14:09] <AdvancedRookie> And I gave it to D_47 [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> RUN D_47! [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> RUN [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> NOW [14:10] * D_47 runs like a mofo. [14:10] * DrRichStudwell shoots D_47 [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> Don't stop [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> NO [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> Keep going [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> Rich shooting him won't bring the money back [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> or Jade [14:10] * D_47 falls down the stairs with a bullet hole in his back. [14:10] <D_47> Fuck this shit! [14:10] * DrRichStudwell overruns D_47's circuits with the refurbrilator [14:10] * D_47 continues to run! [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> Rich [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> stop [14:10] <AdvancedRookie> we can't bring her back [14:10] <DrRichStudwell> Idgaf a bout her! [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> you do rich [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> you do [14:11] <DrRichStudwell> Now you will also die [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> but Rich [14:11] * DrRichStudwell prepares to execute AdvancedRookie [14:11] * D_47 starts releasing surgical gasses in the building. [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> remember that time I stopped you from falling into the volcano [14:11] * D_47 starts whispering to himself "If I'm going to die, everyone is going with me". [14:11] <DrRichStudwell> D_47 is going to burn us alive! [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> or the time I helped you pay off your mortage? [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> D_47 no [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> don't [14:11] <DrRichStudwell> I'm rich I need no help! [14:11] <AdvancedRookie> We have to go Rich [14:12] <AdvancedRookie> This place will burn [14:12] * DrRichStudwell jumps out window [14:12] * D_47 pulls a lighter from his pocket. [14:12] * AdvancedRookie jumps [14:12] * DrRichStudwell is now known as Contributor [14:12] * Contributor uses Gziz pwrs to save AR [14:12] <AdvancedRookie> NO D_47! [14:12] * D_47 lights the lighter and blows the hospital apart, incinerating himself. [14:12] * Contributor wonders how many times we have to kill D_47 [14:12] * Pinkie|f00dz is now known as Pinkie_Pie [14:12] <AdvancedRookie> He's dead [14:12] <AdvancedRookie> fnally dead [14:13] <Contributor> About time [14:13] <AdvancedRookie> I can't believe it [14:13] <Contributor> Hey whos this? [14:13] <AdvancedRookie> What [14:13] * Contributor kicks DrEichStudwell [14:13] <AdvancedRookie> Oh he was my doctor [14:13] <AdvancedRookie> complete dickhead [14:13] <AdvancedRookie> This is probably the best three man story ever [14:14] * D_47 slowly rises from the rubble in an attempt to earn a Daytime Emmy. [14:14] * AdvancedRookie has a heart attack [14:14] * Pinkie_Pie kicks D_47 head off the park, making a touchdown [14:15] * D_47 lies headless.

The Awards Ceremony
[14:20] * Contributor wins 11 emmys for his spectacular performance in D_47: A nub including most handsome actor and best endowed [14:20] * AdvancedRookie wins award for best director [14:20] <AdvancedRookie> and best actor [14:20] <AdvancedRookie> and best soundtrack [14:20] * D_47 wins an award for Best Main Character [14:20] <Contributor> D_47 wins bigges noob [14:21] <AdvancedRookie> I'd just like to thank D_47 and Contributor they've been amazing [14:21] <Contributor> Were gonna make a movie called Noob: Duh Muvy [14:21] <D_47> Personally, I'd like to thank AdvancedRookie and Contributor, even though I've taught them everything they know and I paid off their mortages. [14:21] * Pinkie_Pie gets an award for best Touchdown [14:22] * Contributor gets award for being DrRichStudwell [14:22] <AdvancedRookie> I'd like to thank D_47 for actually learning what I taught him [14:22] <Pinkie_Pie> guise [14:22] <Pinkie_Pie> I need an admin [14:22] <Contributor> Wut [14:22] <Contributor> Y [14:22] * Pinkie_Pie pokes kirby [14:22] * Pinkie_Pie pokes Ditzy_Doo [14:23] * Pinkie_Pie pokes Firebolt [14:23] <@Ditzy_Doo> ? [14:23] <@Firebolt> Pinkie_Pie, yes? [14:23] <D_47> And I'd like to thank AdvancedRookie for being AdvancedRookie.