User blog:The maestro2010/Rating the 10 Wonder Weapons-My opinion of each wonder weapon

I thought I would open this list up with a snappy intro, but then I figured most of you will probably skip to the list, and proceed to destroy me in the comments section (That was a joke lol). Now I want to tell you right now that all Wonder Weapons are powerful. There is no such thing as a weak Wonder Weapon. That being said let's start the list with the first ever Wonder Weapon.

Ray Gun:

The first wonder weapon ever invented. Created by Dr. Ludvig Maxis of Group 935, the Ray Gun was almost essential to survival on the first zombie map Nacht der Untoten. It has always appeared in every map since (excluding Dead Ops Arcade) it will always be there for every new and old zombie adventurer. Love its mobility, but damage and points per kill destroy the Ray Gun with me giving it a rating of 6/10

Wunderwaffe DG-2:

Ah, the weapon every zombie slayer hopes to find! The DG-2 was created by Edward Richtofen of Group 935, and was the first Wonder Weapon to have infinite damage. Splash damage, especially when PaP'ed, would be so devastating to it's own user, that not everyone loved it. Nontheless, infinite damage is a highly redeeming quality. Ammo, splash damage and slow reload time are it's achilles heel, leaving it an 8/10 rating.

Monkey Bomb:

MONKEYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These little devils are mearly toy monkeys with TNT strapped to their backs. Created by Dr. Richtofen, they're mainly used to distract the zombies and give crucial revive time. The only thing keeping this special grenade from a perfect 10/10 is a low damage rating and a small damage rating, leaving Monkey Bombs just shy of a perfect rating. 9/10

Thundergun:

Ah, a much needed improvement on the Wunderwaffe, the Thundergun was Kino Der Totens ultimate weapon. This weapon was created by Gersh in Project Thunder. My only two gripes with it are the short range, and small ammo capacity. Not being able to execute a partial reload is also very annoying. However it will always be a OHKO at point-blank range making this the best wonder weapon. Definite 10/10.

Winter's Howl:

Good old fashioned freeze gun! This wonder weapon does no damage at all but freezes zombies in place. My only gripes with it is the low ammo supply, lack of power later on (At round 50 zombies take FOREVER to freeze), and low availability (Only available on "Five" and the re-made version of Verruckt) leave this weapon a 5/10.

Gersh Device:

No weaknesses at all here. Just a special grenade that sucks zombies into it, however it takes a few seconds for them to feel the effects of gravity, leaving you vulnerable. 7/10.

Matryoshka Dolls:

I'll be blunt here. I HATE THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always get killed by them! They spend more time killing me than the zombies! It is a cluster bomb that is useful on crowds, but I never get PhD Flopper so these things always kill me. I take them, but only for emergencies. 3/10.

V-R11:

A great wonder weapon. It has really cool effects. It turns zombies back into humans. Exclusive on Call of The Dead, it is great for use against George A. Romero, but has a very low amount of spare ammo. Only 9 rounds. This, to me, is its only flaw. 7/10.

Scavenger:

I'm not even sure this is a real wonder weapon, but I'll put it here anyway. This weapon is a sniper rifle which has bullets that explode after contact with whatever they hit. It also shares its reload with the L96A1 and the Cheytac Intervention from MW2. Slap PhD Flopper onto this one, cause it can kill you easily. Also useful against George A. Romero. 5/10.

31-79 JGb215:

A shrink ray. According to Richtofen, Maxis was working on it but Richtofen never thought he had succeeded. It makes the zombies real small for a limited amount of time. You can kill them just by running into them, no matter what round you're on! 6/10.

Wave Gun:

All I know about this one is that it's very similar to the Thundergun. Rating N/A.

Quantum Entanglement Device:

Apparently can "bless" the player or "curse" the player. Rating N/A.

There you go! A summary of each wonder weapon and my personal rating of them! Leave your ratings in the comment section. Thank you for your time reading this! Enjoy!