User blog comment:Codfreak999/How tough is Chuck Norris?/@comment-1866976-20100527145028

Ninja turtles aren't fiction. Chuck swallowed little turtle. And when he went to take a dump, Turtle pooped out of his ass. She was 1.60m tall and knew karate.

Shuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chew bees.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Chuck Norris visited Virginity isles. Now they are just isles.

Exclusive news! Chuck Norris was shoot! the bullet didn't survived.

Chuck Norris can applaud with one hand.

chuck Norris completed Super Mario going from right to left.

Chuck Norris installed Windows 7 back at 1987.

Strong-stronger-Chuck Norris.

Some guy asked Chuck:"Is your real name Charles?". Chuck just stared at him until the man exploded.

Chuck Norris washed his underwear in oceans. He stopped when he realized tsunamis are bad for people.

There are no tornadoes. It is Chuck Norris, he spins his car keys around his finger.