User blog comment:Codfreak999/How tough is Chuck Norris?/@comment-1957587-20100527065014

Chuck Norris Challenged the sun to a staring cotest and WON.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive his car, the car trys to run away from him.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

The network CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network". He later sold his company for a bag of nails and a handgun.

Diamonds, despite popular belief, are not carbon. They are Chuck Norris' fecal matter. Recently proven by the many Bruce Lee bone fragments found in the Hope Diamond.

Chuck Norris is what Willis is "talkin' about".

JFK wasn't assasinated, Chuck Norris simply sneezed the direction of the Presidential Convoy.