User blog:Sgt. Kamarov/This has nothing to do with Call of Duty, but I need help...

Alright, all of you are probably like Sgt. Kamarov? Who dat? Well, I'm some guy who got bored on day and created an account on here.

The problem I will be discussing is involving that of the opposite sex: the female.

Let me give you a brief history of my luck with women: none. I have never had a girlfriend. Ever. And the only girls who have ever liked me were desperate girls who I could not see myself getting along with. And there were like three of them. Total.

I was seriously about to give up on women (no, not turn gay, but just stop chasing after those blasted females), then like right after I make that decision, I start talking to this one girl, Chantal, who I had a slight interest in, but didn't think it would get anywhere. The first time I "met" her was at auditions for the school musical, but I immediately stopped any interest when I found out she was a freshman soon after (I am a senior). Fast forward to when I gave up on women. One of my CoD friends' sister is friends with Chantal. I find this out on Monday the 8th of February. Later that night, I'm playing on MW2 and I get a message from my friend saying that his sister knows. I automatically assume he told his sister. However, it appears that Chantal has been talking about me, saying I seem like a cool guy and she wants to get to know me. My friend's sister asks if it's alright to give Chantal my number, and I'm like sure. I give Chantal a few tests to see if it is really her (people like to screw with me a lot), and then we talk a little bit. However, I am not much of a texter (but I soon learned to be one); but for that night, I didn't talk with her that much for that reason. So, later that week we're talking about stuff and sledding comes up. We just had a huge snowstorm, and I was like I haven't been sledding in ages. She asks me if I would like to go sledding with her, and of course I accept. We did this on Valentine's day FYI. So, after flying off of the sled, hitting a tree, and hitting a concrete railing sledding down the stairs, it's time to call it a day as she has to go to some family member's house. Take note, I walked to this place, which is about a few miles from my house, and she's like "Do you have a ride?" I was like I could walk, but she suggested that she takes me home. So, we walk to her house (amid a brief snowball fight) and I meet her mom and stuff, who is really nice. On the ride home I find out our mother's know each other, and when I was dropped off, her mother said I'm welcome back anytime; of course, this doesn't mean anything, as I'm not trying to get with her mom... But still, at least her mom seems to approve. I find out later that Chantal had a really great time and stuff, which is the first positive thing I've ever heard a female say about me! Win!

Well, not so much. It seems apart from that experience, we could only hold a conversation through texting. Whenever I approach her in person, the conversation just dies... Per my nature, I am easily frustrated/annoyed by little things, and I begin to assume it's something I did. On Monday the 22, I try to start a conversation with her before musical practice, but then she walks away because she has to do something. She actually goes into the choir room (we had practice in the auditorium that day) and sits there. I'm like...what the heck... So all throughout practice I'm beating myself up wondering what the heck is going on. So, practice ends, and I'm standing here waiting for my ride. She goes by and says goodbye all friendly and stuff, like we had a good conversation or whatever. At that point I had had it. I go to text one of my friends saying that this is so stupid (because of all of this confusion) and that I hate her (not like HATE hate, more like when someone does something stupid and you're like "Oh I hate him/her"). That weekend, Chantal and I were texting. A lot. So I got used to pressing number 1 to get to the C part of my contacts. I accidentally send it to her. Now, I didn't mention any names, but she automtically assumed it was her. I try to play it off, saying it was someone else, but she asked who, and I figured, well, she'll probably look into it, so I told her the truth. It ended well surprisingly, and I apologized, but I figured apologizing over a text message wasn't enough, so I apologized in person the next day, and she once again said it wasn't a problem. Before I screwed up, I asked her about making plans that next weekend, and our plans were still intact.

We now say a few things to each other when we see each other, and I've trained myself not to overreact over stupid things like I always do in life. I'm planning on growing some balls and getting myself to talk to her, and not puss out, especially after today. I'm friends with her best friend Carley, and today us three were hanging around before practice, and Carley leaves. Now, we aren't alone, as it is in the hallway, but she was very close to me, and not because of me. Like I think she intentionally moved closer to me and stuff, and stayed instead of going with Carley. My friend Joe is here trying to get me to talk to her, but I just...don't. That's not happening again though.

This girl is sooo much different than all of the others, which is why I'm posting on a bloody video game wiki, because I want all of the help I can get. I have a dream girl in mind, and she fits every category. Every. Bloody. One. She's got dark brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, takes French as a language, has a French first name (hinting at French heritage), plays volleyball, likes the band (I play trombone in our marching/concert band), is interested in WWII (and appears to be interested in history in itself), has got a great sense of humor, and is fun to hang around with. Oh, and she has GREAT legs; with that said though, I'm not one of those gusy who goes after the body only though. No personality, no point.

One more thing...as soon as I graduate this year, I'm heading off to boot camp to become an Infantry Recruit in active service in the US Army, and I don't know if that would be a problem as I'd be away from home for long spans of time.

But yeah, could you guys give me some hints? I need all of the bloody help I can get, because I don't want to screw this one up by doing something wrong...