User blog comment:JoePlay/Holiday Gift Guide/@comment-4611267-20111117204313

Im just a poor boy from Utah, having money troubles (unlike my friends who seem to have all of these) I wont be getting it for Christmas and my friends wont get off it long enough for me to borrow it (with no intention of returning it lol) So I am resorting to begging and even washing windows (I promise it wont be with my tongue this time) but @ $0.30 per window I estimate around my 64th birthday +/- I will be close enough to having the money saved up (unless it appreciates in value) to purchase these products, mostly new but I am envisioning a used, but not used up version of the eye ware and at least the box to the Roxio so I can at least put it by the equipment and pretend I am cool. I would love to be able to talk as well as listen (as I have a hard time doing just one) to my friends bashing my low quality second hand equipment (they make sure they scribe something in it that will bother me for eternity) that they give to me when they get the latest and greatest things that happen to come out. And as far as the Elite goes, I think I would love to be classified into that orginization so I wont have to sell my siblings (as I don't think I could legally do that anyways) to pay my friends off to play the MW3, as this is all I have been able to get my hands on (again, a hand me down from a friend because the disc is actually scratched and becomes a gamble on working half way threw) but I play it like its going out of style. So if you would be gracious enough to consider a charity case such as myself I would wash your windows free of charge for as long as you can stand me to be seen around you. . . . . . . Otherwise they are $0.30 a window : )  Thank you