User:Smuff

"Eat noob tube, noob"

- Waffleboi in Final Stand getting the Game Winning Kill.

About Me
Hey, I'm Smuff, and I'm British Irish (Hint hint: I live in Northern Ireland)

I'm a PS3 supporter, but own all 3 major consoles, plus a PS2. (I destroyed my DS via some unorthadox methods, namely reworking a fiirework into a bomb using a magnesium tipped fuse after my game slot got bent. It worked rather well, plus combined with the Argos warranty, I couldn't lose!)

Also, I am a grammar nazi, and will change any mistakes I see, and point them out aswell, I have to make an example after all... (I make the odd mistake, and will use British English spelling over American). However, I'm a minor editor and on many wikis will only edit where I see appropriate. Also, I hate the new text editor and always edit with the old version unless it's easier otherwise.

I intend to join the British Army/ Royal Navy as a medical officer (In MAG I play as a Field Support Operative), however at the moment am a student at a British Grammar School doing my GCSEs. The reason? My uncle is the chief cook (I know) on one of the Vanguard submarines (You know the one that crashed?) which is one of the reasons why I want to join the Navy as a Doctor, but the army just sounds class!

Console of choice: PS3 Browser of Choice: Firefox Game of choice: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Overall weapons of choice: SCAR-H/USP45 and SPAS-12 Cheese of choice: Edam

Games I own
I also own some other FPS games including
 * MAG (Easily comparable to Modern Warfare)
 * Halo 3 (Stop comparing it to CoD GoD damnit!)
 * Halo 3: ODST (It's just an expansion)
 * Bioshock
 * Bioshock 2 (Why Delta, why did you die!)
 * Battlefield: Bad Company

And some other games including
 * Little Big Planet
 * Uncharted 2 (FTW)
 * Mercenaries 2
 * World Of Warcraft...

Pages I've made

 * This...
 * Primary Weapon, which I tricked out
 * Secondary Weapon, which OmegaBlade tricked out
 * International Space Station
 * Attachment
 * Knifing Class
 * Many more to come!

Callsign
I know its the easier ones to get, but I like the colours =D

Sniper

 * Primary: WA2000 with Heartbeat Sensor/ Silencer
 * Secondary: SPAS-12 with Foregrip/ Red Dot Sight
 * Equipment: Claymore or C4, dependent on game mode.
 * Grenade: Flashbang
 * 1st Perk: Bling Pro
 * 2nd Perk: Stopping Power Pro
 * 3rd Perk: Steady Aim Pro

The class to piss YOU off

 * Primary: Barrett .50cal with Heartbeat Sensor and Thermal Scope (For the camo and to find you on SaD).
 * Secondary: Model 1887 Akimbo with FMJ (It annoys you more than the grenade launcher).
 * Equipment: Tactical Insertion (So I can spawn really close to you)
 * Grenade: Flashbang (So I can stun you).
 * 1st Perk: Bling Pro
 * 2nd Perk: Stopping Power Pro (Higher Damage = Better Range)
 * 3rd Perk: Commando Pro (I like jumping off things)
 * Deathstreak: Painkiller (It's like Juggernaught)

Standard Assault

 * Primary: SCAR-H with ACOG Scope.
 * Secondary: SPAS-12 with Red Dot Sight, I could use another attachment, but RDS is SO easy to use.
 * Equipment: Semtex
 * Grenade: Flashbang
 * 1st Perk: Scavenger Pro, I burn through ammo amazingly fast.
 * 2nd Perk: Stopping Power Pro, increased SPAS-12 range damage!
 * 3rd Perk: Commando Pro, jumping off things ftw!

Demolition Class

 * Primary: SCAR-H with Red Dot Sight
 * Secondary: Stinger
 * Equipment: Tactical Insertion
 * Grenade: Smoke Grenade
 * 1st Perk: Scavenger Pro
 * 2nd Perk: Cold Blooded Pro
 * 3rd Perk: Ninja