User blog comment:Conqueror of all Zombies/How you know if you've played too much CoD?/@comment-1681465-20100319083018

When you are escaping an epic situation and suddenly a fissure appears in the ground. 1 of your friends has already made it across the fissure leaving you and a friend behind. You take off your rucksack and change class to one with Commando Pro. Your friend grabs a piece of paper, writes his name in red ink. You tell your friend to come to the edge of the fissure and be ready to be knocked back. With a water bottle in your hand, you press R3 and lunge across the fiery fissure to your safety.

When you have the time and inclination to write the above story.