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Kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.