User blog comment:Bovell/We stand with Wikimedia - Stop PROTECT IP and SOPA/@comment-4841810-20111213010241/@comment-4640081-20111214231855

Ok, so here is what we do. Send a note to a man named Pedro in San Francisco saying "The Waffle screams at the moon" He'll know what to do. He'll get you aboard a plane headed to Ontario. From there, talk to Codename Butterface on the top of the CN tower. He'll introduce you to the resistance. They'll get you to Argentina, where you'll help create the super congress nuke. Take the Chopper Gunner to U.S.A and drop the bomb. Lives will be lost, but it will be necessary.

Gimme Cookie.