User blog comment:Chantufan/French Army?/@comment-1651748-20100409020748

"We're not going back to rescue your Major. If we lost Paris in one day, we'll lose this in an hour!"

- A french dude

"With a backbone and self-confidence like that, it's hard to even imagine your country surrendered"

- A fat twit

Is everyone 25% French, well I'm not.

Really, they do fail. If I had boyscout Pack 505 or the entire Armed Forces of Francem I'd go with Pack 505.