User:Smuff/100 things I really about Black Ops

"The worst game developer of all time. Totally ruined the Call of Duty series."

- The 1st description of Treyarch on the Urban Dictionary

Ok, it's not exactly 100, but its a start. Anyways, here's what I can think off for now.


 * 1) RC-XD can be achieved from a double kill yet can get a multikill.
 * 2) The RC-XDs timer and speed mean you can't escape it, which is rubbish, since when can battery operated RC cars go at that speed?
 * 3) Treyarch's shit servers are shit, being disconnected is almost the norm.
 * 4) The Claymore doesn't tick, even if it does have the same detonation time as the previous versions the lack of a tick still means you only realize you've stepped on it when Treyarch pull 2 fingers at you in the KillCam.
 * 5) The lag makes shotguns unusable, hit detection is useless with them.
 * 6) Treyarch sold out to Mircosoft
 * 7) Matchmaking is a fail and rarely works
 * 8) The FAMAS is whored to hell and back, has highest fire rate of any assault rifle and can kill in 3-4 shots and thus the potential damage of the Stoner63, all while being unlocked at level 14
 * 9) Treyarch claimed that every weapon is balanced, which makes me dislike them and the game even more.
 * 10) Second Chance invincibility period wastes ammo.
 * 11) Shotguns were both made primary weapons AND nerfed.
 * 12) Warlord's pro perk is shit unless you're a grenade spamming noob.
 * 13) The graphics are poor compared to MW2.
 * 14) The game lags for about 10 seconds when you get a trophy.
 * 15) 3rd perks are essentially useless, the only decent one in BO is hacker.
 * 16) No Stopping Power means guns are unbalanced against the FAMAS and AUG etc.
 * 17) Zooming down the scope takes too long, I never got killed by "l33t" quickscopers to begin with.
 * 18) The party system rarely works on PS3, groups are constantly broken.
 * 19) Treyarch will probably force you to go into lobbies with players who have DLC maps, meaning matchmaking will be even worse.
 * 20) The DLC is also more expensive than ever before thanks to some zombie map I'm never going to play.
 * 21) Every noob in the game runs around with Ghost and gets stealth kills with a freakin' silenced FAMAS.
 * 22) Commando knife range by default.
 * 23) The Semtex timer gets you killed constantly by grenade lobbing noobs on Nuketown.
 * 24) The only maps ever played are Hanoi (shit), Jungle (shit), Nuketown (decent without explosives), and Radiation (boring).
 * 25) People keep saying how good Treyarch compared to IW are when the only IW game they've ever played is Modern Warfare 2
 * 26) Create-a-Class 2.0 was overhyped, the only difference is you have the choice of some shitty camouflages, facepaints and a Clan Tag you can't see behind the camouflage.
 * 27) People spray to hell and back, which causes lag and makes the game unplayable.
 * 28) Treyarch couldn't be fucked to make a different helicopters for each side with things like Gunship, instead they cheat players with a Hind helicopter with different markings.
 * 29) The claymore goes off too quickly, there's no escaping it.
 * 30) I generally dislike Treyarch.
 * 31) Half the players online panic knife.
 * 32) BO is worse than MW2 for campers.
 * 33) The secondary slot is useless apart from noobs who lob crossbow bolts across the map wanting cheap kills.
 * 34) IR sucks compared to Thermal.
 * 35) The storyline dragged out too long in Vietnam, Payback was enough.
 * 36) Credits don't let you test out weapons without spending 2000 a time, often end up with nothing upon discovering guns such as the Enfield can't beat the FAMAS.
 * 37) Emblems like Nazi symbols lost their humor instantly.
 * 38) Theater mode is poor quality compared to Bungie's equivalent in Halo.
 * 39) Dogs are useless thanks to the Commando-by-default stab range.
 * 40) Care package weapons are useless, you're often killed using it by an RC-XD.
 * 41) Diving to prone kills you more than it saves you.
 * 42) The subtitles are fail in the sense they block the swears while not blocking the swears being said.
 * 43) SMGs were once again whored to hell and back with a huge choice while LMGs only have 4 in their category.
 * 44) SMGs also have that stupid full mobility while in ADS feature.
 * 45) I still have to listen to French people spray their diarrhea language down my mic.
 * 46) It takes longer to mute people because of that stupid menu that appears with every name.
 * 47) Black Ops has too many loading screens versus the other games.
 * 48) The storyline was once again shorter than in MW2 while the multiplayer feels generally unpolished.
 * 49) I get less lag in and  multiplayer than I do in BO, which is frankly appalling.
 * 50) Spiltscreen is useless and only used by power levelers.
 * 51) The spawn system is somehow worse than the one in Modern Warfare 2.
 * 52) I'm tired of getting told to play Combat Training because of the lag, I shouldn't have to play CT cause of Treyarch being useless at providing basic connections.
 * 53) There's even more console promoters on the wiki thanks to Black Ops and the stupid lag.
 * 54) Treyarch don't clamp down on hackers half as much as they say, the flying RC-XD continues to take off and take me out.
 * 55) 3D was stupid and only provided that extra experience for the few, all while taking up space that could be used for decent camouflages.
 * 56) 15 prestiges is ridiculous, is Mark Lamia actually that stupid to believe I'd prestige 14 times for a golden camouflage which costs ?!?!?Idiot
 * 57) The main menu looks rubbish, you'd honestly think you're playing a PS2 game.
 * 58) Since when SPAS-12 do you pump semi-automatic shotguns after reloading?