User:Joe Copp/Users be trololol

A short time ago, on a wiki few dared to venture to... there was a man named Azuris. Azuris wanted only peace, but because of his age (twelve) was unable to achieve just that. His nemesis, Callofduty4, was constantly on his tail about being a nub when ONE DAY...

''What's this? Azuris is evolving!''
 * It's... it's...
 * Congratulations! Your Azuris evolved into a Nerd!!

Azuris used his newly aquired enlarged frontal lobes to his advantage and quickly surpassed the retention field of the other noobs. (YuriKaslov, Smuff, and Sgt. S.S.)

Shocked and appauled, Callofduty4 quickly realized that he would no longer be able to defeat Azuris as easily. So, to defend his honor, he swept into Azuris' residence and smited him.

"This isn't the last you'll see of me trolololol!" exclaimed Callofduty4.

Displeased with himself, Azuris went into a state of depression. He vowed never to challenge authority ever again... WHEN SUDDENLY

POW n STUFF!

In through the wall, as fast as a speeding bullet, came Azuris' long lost friend, Imrlybord7. Bord told Azuris that he shan't give up on his dreams if he were to become a Pokemon Master valiant warrior. Inspired, Azuris set off to find the elder who last defeated Callofduty4...

After a long and treacherous journey, Azuris finally came to a cave. He ventured inside to meet the wisest man of them all, Ukimies.

"Oh great Lord Inglip Ukimies, what am I to do?"

"Remain humble, boy. In time, and with the proper training all the way across the sky, you will become victorious."

Azuris didn't believe the great Ukimies, and left the cave...

...only to discover a double rainbow!! Azuris looked deep into the light rays of the rainbow and saw a wonderful sight: Bovell!

"There is only one way to defeat the evil Callofduty4," Bovell told Azuris. "Use the power... of the squirrel!"

Instantly, Azuris knew what to do.

Callofduty4 was resting easy in his evil lair in Mordor when Azuris simply walked in.

"I carry with me your demise, evil sorcerer!" exclaimed Azuris.

"But only if you can get past my ROFLCOPTER!" replied Callofduty4, sending out his legion of attack rolfers to destroy him.

Azuris fought like a champ, but eventually succumbed to Callofduty4's wrath. Just when all hope seemed lost, the coolest guy in the world burst through the door and threw Azuris the banhammer. With quick thinking, Azuris turned to Callofduty4 and exclaimed:

"TAILS IS A NUBLET!!!1" and smited him aptly.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" cried Callofduty4, falling to his death

"The tyrant of this land has been defeated!"

Shotrocket grinned happily at Azuris and they shared a heartly laugh.

But then, suddenly... a new foe appeared!

It was... BUM BUM...

DOLTEN!!!11

To be continued...