"Five"/Quotes

Kennedy
"No ammo, pass the buck!"

- When out of ammo.

"But I want it!"

- When he tries to buy a weapon he doesn't have enough money for.

"Pain is temporary, pride is for ever!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

- Upon Getting a kill.

"Just like the Solomon isles."

- Upon getting a kill; Kennedy served in the navy during WWII.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

- Upon getting a kill; from Kennedy's speech in West Berlin, meaning "I am a citizen of Berlin".

"I like this, a lot."

- Upon buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

- Upon Buying an MPL off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk at the Oval office."

- Upon buying an MPL off the wall.

"Time to make some Z chowder."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

- Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"I've been in the navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy."

- Upon buying Quick revive.

"M to the A to the D!"

- Upon getting a nuke.

"And that is how you press the button!"

- Upon getting a nuke.

"Double the pleasure, double the pain!"

- Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"I'm an idealist, with a sniper rifle."

- When buying an M14.

Nixon
"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"

- When being attacked by zombies

"I guess this means I have to help..."

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"Never learn how to accept defeat. *That's* how you develop courage."

- After a near-death experience.

"Damn you hippies, I'm out of ammo!"

- When out of ammo.

"Nixon's back!"

- Upon being revived

"Give me a rifle so I can kill all the hippies I see!"

- Sometimes said when buying an M14.

"I guess this means I have to fight now..."

-When buying a new weapon

Castro
"Bullets, Bullets, My republic for some Bullets!"

- When out of ammo.

"You Dare Overprice This?!?!"

- Not having enough points for a weapon.

"No ammo? Time for a cigar break then!"

- When out of ammo.

"I'm out! Knife work it is then!"

- When out of ammo.

"No more ammo? Fine, I will crush them with my fists!"

- When out of ammo.

"Viva la Revolution"

- During the cutscene. (Spanish for "long live the revolution")

"Like the revolution I will never die!"

- said when being revived.

"This weapon suits my disposition"

- Upon buying the M14 off the wall.

McNamara
"Damn, my math was wrong!"

- When attempting to open a door without requisite money

"Insufficient funds..."

- When attempting to use the Mystery Box without requisite money.

"No money? Time to re-examine the budget!"

- When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money.

"Two times zero is still zero!"

- When a double points is obtained and the player has no ammo.

"Fully automatic carbine that shoots pistol rounds. Genius!"

- When the player buys an MP5K off of the wall.