User blog:MC Escher/CoD Theme Song

"I want to be, the very worst"

"That no noob ever was"

"To shoot them, is my real test"

"To 'toob them is my Cause"

"I will Knife Monkey Across the Map"

"Commandoing far and wide"

"Each Noob, to understand"

"The power of the toob"

"C-o-D!"

"Its you and me!"

"Boosting, Its my destiny!"

"C-o-D!"

"Ooh, you're my best gun,"

"In a bombsite we must defend!"

"C-o-D!"

"Our toobs so true!

"Our commando will pull us through!"

"You shoot me and I'll toob you"

"C-o-D!"

"Every pro along the way"

"With OMA Toobs I will face"

"I will OMA every day"

"To boost my highest score!"

"Come with me, the time is right"

"We are a shitty team!"

"Toob 'n Toob we'll win the fight"

"It's always been our dream"

"C-o-D!"

"Its you and me!"

"Boosting, Its my destiny!"

"C-o-D!"

"Ooh, you're my best gun,"

"In a bombsite we must defend!"

"C-o-D!"

"Our toobs so true!

"Our commando will pull us through!"

"You shoot me and I'll toob you"

"C-o-D!"

"Toob 'em All!"

(With massive, MASSIVE credit to DeltaOp and KillerKitten)