Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Beginning of the match
"Powers out... at least it's not snowing. Heh."

- After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

- After starting a match.

Rounds
"Is it over?"

- When reaching Round 5

"I guess this isn´t over.."

- When reaching Round 10

"Wow, I´m surprised we´ve lasted this long"

- When reaching Round 20

"This is INSANE!"

- When reaching Round 35

"Someone might be che-e-e-athing."

- Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies
"Zombies aren't really my thing."

- Reference to her role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Cleanup on aisle four!"

- Sarah after killing zombie that hurt her; reference to similar quote of Tank Dempsey in Der Riese

"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."

- After Getting a Headshot.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

- After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

- After killing a Zombie.

"Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."

- After killing a zombie.

"This can't be fun for you."

- Killing an Zombie

Weapons
"Out of bullets? What eves, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

- When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

- When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

- When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

- When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

- When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

- When out of ammunition.

"No more miss nice gal."

- After buying an Olympia.

"Do I look like a sniper to you?"

- After getting a Sniper rifle.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

- After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

- After getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"SMG? This must be for me."

- Upon getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"

- After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass"

- When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

- Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery Box
"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

- Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

Pack-a-Punch
"Hey, what's that symbol on the machine... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

- When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. Likely a reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.

George A. Romero
"Okay George, take it easy."

- When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

"I really hope he doesn't come back."

- Said after killing George

"Uhh, zombie George is back!"

- When George respawns

"I think he's getting weaker! Look at the light!"

- Said when in the process of killing George

Easter Egg
"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."

- First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

- Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

- When all bottles have been given to the crew.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"[I'm] Back in the fight."

- After being revived

"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."

- After being revived.

"[You] Couldn't live without me, could ya'?"

- After being revived

"Well that was kinda' embarassing."

- After being revived

"Hello?! Can someone help a woman in need here?"

- After being downed

"Guys,...I'm in a little bit of trouble here!"

- After being downed

"How close do you need to get?"

- After being hit by a Zombie.

"What are you, paparazzi?"

- After being hit by a Zombie.

Water
"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

- When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

- When freezing in water.

Interactive
"Go, Danny, go!"

- When Sarah watches Danny Trejo take the Flinger

"You've been Trejo'd sucker!"

- After watching Danny Trejo get a knife kill

"Sock it to 'em, Danny!"

- After witnessing multiple kills from Danny Trejo

"Keep poppin' those dead heads, Danny."

- After witnessing multiple kills by Danny Trejo

"We have to save that tattoo!"

- When Danny Trejo is downed

"Danny's nearly zombie food!"

- After Danny is downed

"Hang in there, Danny!"

- When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies

"Got lucky there, Rooker. First time for everything."

- After seeing Michael Rooker get a headshot

"I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed!"

- After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Ha! (Sarcastic) A big, tough Southern boy like you needing help?"

- After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Rooker! Get back here and finish the job!"

- After Michael Rooker makes a crawler

"Um, you left the bit that bites!"

- After Rooker makes a crawler

"(In a snobby tone) Later, Rooker."

- When Sarah watches Michael Rooker take the Flinger

"(In a worried tone) Try to not land on your face!"

- When she watches Robert Englund take the Flinger

Weather
"At least there's a break in the weather."

- After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

- After the fog starts to set in.

"I am so not dressed for the cold!"

- Reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-Cola
"Sweet and sour! I'm sweet and the drink's sour."

- After drinking Stamin-Up

"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

- After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh... eh... kind of got a fishy taste to it."

- After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"

- After receiving Speed Cola.

"I'm not sure we should be drinking this."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"This tastes like prunes.... old prunes."

- After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

"Hmmmm...I like this! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger
"Hey, I can see my house from here."

- From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

- While using the Flinger.

Zipline
"Look out below!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

- While riding the Zipline.

Power-Ups
"Yea!"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"This gun is bigger than me!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"Don't think I'm only excited because of a sale."

- After getting Fire Sale

"Cheap guns. God bless America!"

- After getting Fire Sale

"Double points, double joy!"

- Upon getting Double Points.

"Juice me, baby!"

- After getting max ammo.

Miscellaneous
"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

- Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

- Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

"Music, huh?"

- When activating the last rock for the hidden song.

Beginning of the match
"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"I think we lost our director.....and the power."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"Anyone else feel a little confused?"

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"You know if this is a joke George, it´s not very funny."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

Rounds
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Reaching Round 5

"It´s over.. It´s finally over!"

- Reaching Round 10

"This has gotta be the end!"

- Reaching Round 20

"I get the feeling...were...never going home"

- Reaching Round 35

"Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"

- Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies
"Your grounded, dude!"

- After making a crawler

"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."

- When George gets into water after being berserk.

"Where's my glove when I need it?"

- When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"

- Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep coming! Keep dying!"

- After multiple kills.

"You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"

- Getting a headshot.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint. (Refers to the fact that in George Romero's films, Zombies never run)

"Not FAIR! Who said you can RUN!?"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint. (Again, traditional Romero Zombies do not run.)

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

- When scoring multiple kills.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

- Said after multiple kills. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Call zombie casting. We're gonna' need more extras."

- After getting multiple kills in a row

"(Random electrocuted noices) Ow, ow."

- When electrocuted by George or a zombie "I feel like I just licked a battery."

- After being electrocuted

Mystery Box
"APPEARS in Vegas, DISAPPEARS in Vegas! ... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"

- Getting a teddybear.

"Laugh all you want but I WILL FIND YOU!"

- after getting a teddy bear

"Can I at least get a refund?"

- Getting a teddybear.

"You DO know your sending me to my death don´t you?"

- Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

Weapons
"Say hello to my big fat friend."

- After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)

"Haha! Did I win the Waffle!?"

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.

"Oh my!.... does this come with a manual?"

- Getting the Scavenger

"(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"

- Getting the Scavenger

"´Things get desperate, can always wack ´em in the face.."

- Getting the Scavenger

"(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"

- After planting a claymore.

"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

- Getting a sniper or sometimes an assault rifle.

"Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."

- Getting a Matryoshka Doll.

"Oh, I might as well be using a potato gun!"

- After getting a CZ75.

"I´m struggling with these, I really am!"

- Getting a Dual CZ75

"I´ve always been more of a one-hand guy."

- Getting a Dual CZ75

"Question... how do I reload?"

- Getting a Dual CZ75

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone)I would be happy to keep my distance."

- Getting a sniper.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""

- Getting a SMG.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

- Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"

- After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing..?"

- After getting a LMG.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

- After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"

- After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

- After getting Matryoshka Dolls

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

- When out of ammo.

"Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."

- After getting a weaker weapon.

Pack-A-Punch
"The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off."

- Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"Welcome to my world zombies!"

- Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"Better! Much better I think... let´s go try it out!"

- Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"And to think I turned down the Royal Shakespeare company for this."

- Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"I´d like a large decaf please."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish

Perk-A-Cola
"(Knocking sound) Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."

- After drinking Jugger Nog.

"(Chokes slightly) Ugh, I think there was a hair in that"

- After drinking Speed Cola.

"Ugh, all I taste is chemicals."

- After drinking PhD Flopper.

"Hmm.... that´s pretty good Rootbeer."

- After drinking Double Tap.

"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"So this will make me run?..Not to the men's room, I hope."

- After drinkin Stamin-Up

"A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

Zipline
"How do I STOP!!??"

- Using the Zipline.

"I know for a fact this place has NEVER had a full safety inspection!"

- Using the Zipline

"Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"

- Using the Zipline

"Ah, the majesty of flight."

- Using the Flinger

"Shit!... How am I gonna land?"

- Using the Flinger

Water
"Well, at least it's not fire."

- When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

- Said when in the water too long.

"This is so c..c..cold..COLD"

- When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

- After walking in water.

"Please help! I don't wanna freeze to death!"

- When he becomes frozen in water "Help meeeeeeeeee!"

- When frozen in water

Weather
"Ah, that's better...now we can see. Eh,...kinda liked it better when we couldn't."

- When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

- Randomly said when weather clears up.

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Guys something went wrong here! I´m on the floor!"

- When downed.

"No one started eating me yet but that could change!"

- When downed.

"I´ll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough"

- When revived.

"I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."

- When revived.

"Don´t let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"

- When downed.

"Woooh... I thought I´d never wake up."

- When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)

"(Laughs) I'm glad you came along!"

- When revived

"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."

- Upon getting revived.

Power-Ups
"Man and death machine!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

- After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

- After getting Insta-kill.

"Hey props! Prop department! You just saved my life! Thank you."

- After receiving a Max Ammo.

"Who did that? Was tha-? (Laughs) Was that us?"

- After getting a Nuke

"Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."

- After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Interactive
"I'll wave to you, Mike."

- When Michael Rooker is about to take the Flinger

"Try to land on a big group of 'em, Trejo."

- Said when Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

"(Sarcastic) Sorry, Trejo. Accident."

- When Englund sets off the Flinger and Trejo is launched

"Try flappin' your arms, Trejo!"

- When Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

Miscellaneous
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Randomly said after completing a round.

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

- After finding the hidden song.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money. (May be reference to similar JFK quote in "Five")

Beginning of the match
"That was no ordinary storm... that was a void"

- Starting of a match

"Evil walks among us. It took George, and it'll try to take us too"

- Starting of a match

Zombies
"Them sound like fightin' words."

- Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

- Upon getting a headshot (Most likely referring to the movie Predators, which Danny starred in).

"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"

- Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

- Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

- After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"

- Upon getting multiple kills. (?)

Rounds
"That wasn´t so bad.."

- Reaching Round 5.

"FUCK YOU, Gogoie!"

- Reaching Round 10.

"You zombies tired yet?"

- Reaching Round 20.

"Shit.. this is one loooooong day."

- Reaching Round 35.

"Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"

- Reaching Round 50.

Weapons
"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

- When buying an SMG

"This shit legal?"

- When obtaining a Crossbow

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

- Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

- Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

- Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

- Buying an SMG.

"Chambers empty."

- Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

- Holding an empty weapon.

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

- Buying an SMG.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

- Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

- Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

- After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I don't even know what this is!"

- After getting a V-R11.

Pack-a-Punch
"What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don´t know.."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish. Also a fourth wall break.

"You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"This is a piece of fuckin' machinery right here."

- After getting a Pack-a-Punch'd weapon.

George A. Romero
"It's working! He's calming down."

- When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"Gaaaaahhh!"

- When hit by an electrocuted zombie

"No one zaps me!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

- Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

- Upon being revived

"Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"

- Upon Being Revived

Power-ups
"Orale (All right)."

- When Getting Max Ammo.

"Double points? What is this shit?"

- After getting a Double Points.

"Who You Talking To?"

- When Getting Nuke

"Whoa man that was crazy!"

- After getting a Nuke

"Holy shit!"

- After getting a Nuke

"Cucuy is talking to us"

- Upon getting an Insta-kill

Flinger/Zipline
"Your like an angel, Sarah!"

- Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.

"Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"

- Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.

"Coming in hot!"

- Said when using the Flinger.

"Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"

- Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Can dead people fly!?"

- Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Said when taking the Flinger.

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"

- When Riding Zipline

Water
"Can't survive long in this water!"

- When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (Spanish slang for balls) right off."

- When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"Fogs rolling in again."

- When weather becomes foggy.

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

- When weather clears up.

"I'm telling ya, it's Cucuy's work for sure!"

- When the weather becomes foggy

Perk-a-Cola
"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

- After buying Juggernog.

"Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"

- When Buying PhD Flopper.

"This shit gonna make faster, I ain't gonna complain."

- When Buying Speed Cola.

Miscellaneous
"That wasn't so bad."

- Randomly said when finishing a round

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

- Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

- When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"FUCK YOU CUCUY! (Boogey-Man)"

- Randomly Said Every 5 Rounds.

Beginning of the match
"As much as I hate to say it... but Georgee has probably turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean"

- Beginning of the match

Zombies
"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

- When getting a kill.

"Don't mess with me boy"

- upon killing a zombie

"Guess you forgot to count your Chickens before they hatched!"

- Upon killing a group of Zombies.

"Don't mess with me! I'm a black belt!"

- After killing a zombie that hit you

"Shit, they're on me like white on rice!"

- When chased by a large group of zombies

"Run all you like, you're just going to die tired!"

- After a Zombie starts sprinting

"I call bullshit on that! Zombies don't RUN!"

- After a zombie starts sprinting

Weapons
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

- Getting a LMG.

"It's not very big, but it'll do."

- Said when buying an SMG.

"Yeah that's right it's a gun...it's for self defense...obviously."

- After buying an SMG.

"Ready to fire and forget!"

- After getting a Crossbow.

"Oh hell yeah! That was more than just a couple of cherry bombs!"

- Getting multiple kills with explosives

Mystery Box
"Well I'd prefer somethin' a little heavier, but this ain't too shabby."

- Said when getting an SMG

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

- Upon getting a Teddy Bear out of the box.

"What ya get huh? Aw look, its a baby toy!"

- Upon another player receiving Matryoshka Doll from the box

"This thing a toy or something?"

- After getting a Ray Gun.

"What the hell in tarnation is this damn thing?!"

- After getting a V-R11.

"Yeah boy I can walk and chew bubblegum!"

- After getting Duel Wield CZ75's.

"You gonna put yourself out of business with them prices."

- Said when the player does not have enough money.

Pack-a-Punch
"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

George A. Romero
"That's it George, take a minute. Calm yourself down."

- When George A.Romero walks into the water and calms down.

Flinger
"Holy Shiiit!"

- Upon using the Flinger.

Zipline
"Hell yeah, only way to travel!"

- When using the zipline.

"Hell yeah, sure beats walking!"

- When using the Zipline

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"

- When revived

"Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."

- When revived

"Sometimes I think I trip on the cord on a cordless phone."

- After being revived

Perk-a-Colas
"Oh, gah! This stuff just don't taste right."

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Hey, now! Is this moonshine?"

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"Oh yeah, now I've got my stuff."

- After buying Stamin-Up.

"Oh,what the hell is this stuff skunk-juice?"

- Said after drinking the Quick Revive

Water
"Damn, It's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit."

- When freezing in the water.

"Oh my god I need to get the hell outta this water"

- Said when freezing in the water.

Weather
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

- When the weather is changing. (Possibly a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

- Said when the weather fogs up.

"People! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

- When the weather is changing.

Interactive
"What's wrong, Sarah? Can't do that 'spin and kick' anymore?"

- Said when Sarah Michelle Gellar comments on being surrounded

Miscellaneous
"Alright the domes are in itty-bitty pieces what do you need now?"

- After completing the second step to the easter egg.

"I've got a champagne taste with a beer pocketbook!"

- When attempting to buy a door with not enough points.

"Are you crazy? I have a god damn good mind to shoot you myself!"

- After being told to find a golden rod.

"Your gonna put yourself out of business with them prices"

- Trying to buy the box with not enough points.

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

- Said randomly. (probably a reference to Walking Dead)

"This one goes out to all you zombies in the audience!"

- Said upon getting all three meteorites.

As he comes out of the lake
"I need....TO EAT!"

- When he comes out of the lake

"I need...something....TO EAT!"

- As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.

Seeing a player
"Whose name's above the title?"

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I can see you!"

- Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"

- When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

- Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a player trying to run away
"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Aww, don't run away."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You're putting this production in jeopardy!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"We're all friend's here"

- Upon watching a player run away.(Reference to Vorkuta)

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

- Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"Where are yoooouuuu?"

- Said when not seeing the player for a while.

"No threat here!"

- When not seeing the player.

"Let's do lunch sometime."

- Said randomly when player is out of sight.

Seeing a player near him
"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

Going into berserk mode
"I thought we were friends!"

- When berserk.

"I want you off my set!"

- When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.

"Why are you doing this?!"

- Going into berserk mode

Other
"Hehehehe!"

- Laughs every once in a while.

"Do I taste blood?"

- When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.

Original Characters Trapped

 * Redirects to quotes for Dempsey, Nikolai, Richtofen, and Takeo.