User blog:Gman111/Story

Once upon a time there was a cactus on his way home from pineapple land when all of a sudden a chicken ran up to his face and said "M4A1 MUTHACLUCKER".This surprised the cactus so much so that whenever he sees an M4A1 he has an orgasmic fit all over my best shirt.This however does not effect the fact that when the tortoise ate an oreo he never even dunked it!!!!!This is where i show youuuuuu how to eat....AN OREO.But nevertheless Gman11 was so excited that E=MC Squared that he even realised that guns dont kill people NATTTAHHH i kill people CCCHHHH CCCCCHHH with guns.