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 * 20:05, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Your message
A banned user came back and ranted about how he was a soldier or something. He has sort sort of mental health issue that makes him think he's a soldier that won the MOH and somehow rules all of Africa. Darkman 4 23:27, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, I was wondering about that WouldYouKindly 23:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

the user that sent you that message might not be the banned user that came back he says he isn't here

Cod1 17:11, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Hitler
Why is hitler never in any call of duty games?

Cod1 22:15, 17 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Umm... that's a... random question for my talk page, but I'll answer anyway. 99.9% of all missions in every call of duty game takes place on the front lines of the battlefield, and since the series is supposed to be as historically accurate as possible, and Hitler never showed his face during a real firefight after WW1 (that time when he shot his pistol into the air at a bar doesnt count), it only makes sense for him to not appear in person in the games.  WouldYouKindly 22:30, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

First of WouldYouKindly, I like your style and editing style, and the fact that your name is a reference in itself is hilarious to me for some reason. I would like to add that Hitler actually IS featured (somewhat) in Call of Duty. I haven't played the whole series, but I know for a fact he's in World at War. I don't fully remember, but I think he might be in one of the cutscenes between the earlier missions, and I know for sure the phrase "April 30 1945 - Hitler Dead" pops up in the cutscene right before you enter the Reichstag. When you win a match in multiplayer and you are on the Wehrmacht team, an actual excerpt of one of his speeches plays in one of the messages you get for winning (EXCUSE ME for not knowing either "Deutsch" or what speech it is from). I don't know if you think this counts, but that's all I've got. Maybe in the first cutscene he's mentioned there's an accompanying picture. I don't know. I don't know why I even bother continuing this. Well, I hope to talk to you more anyway. Akyoyo 03:56, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

RE
we are tring to find out if 71.0.171.25 is Master190. I found a website with his profile the link is                          here. You have to zoom in to see the names.


 * Frankly, I could care less who he is, the point is, he vandalised talk pages, whoever he was, you dont think that alone merits a block? I do. PS: I'm not an admin, why are you coming to me with this? WouldYouKindly 23:53, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

New quotes page
Hey, WYK, there's obviously going to be a big batch of new quotes in Der Reise, you think we can collaborate on making a quotes page for Verruckt, Shi No Numa, and Der Reise, all rolled into one? Your quotes page was MAJOR, and making a Nazi Zombies quote page wouldn't be that hard. We move the page "Shi No Numa quotes" to "Nazi Zombies quotes", get rid of the quotes section from the Verruckt page after getting the info, put some Der Reise quotes in, and add like normal. Create Page -> ??? -> Profit. What do you think?   Akyoyo    Talk  04:33, 5 August 2009 (UTC)


 * That's probably a good idea, I'll probably start work on it this afternoon when i get home from work WouldYouKindly 12:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Alright, just message me some status updates, and I'll know what to get started on.   Akyoyo    Talk  14:42, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Cool, thanks for making the page. Once the Map Pack comes out, I'll add some more quotes and move the pages around. Since you made the page already. Problem is, we're going to need an admin to delete either Shi No Numa quotes or Der Reise Quotes after I move one...which admin should we inform?   Akyoyo    Talk  01:16, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, maybe after the Map Pack comes out and the quotes accumulate, I can sort of meld the info together in the sandbox and see how it comes out. If it looks good mutually after I show it to you, I can get the moving around accomplished.   Akyoyo    Talk  03:20, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Do you actually have, or plan on getting, Map Pack 3? That's just something that would be useful info down the road I should know about. I have it, but I haven't played it yet. I will in a little while after typing this, but right now I've got some schoolwork to do.   Akyoyo    Talk  03:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of which, have you been able to get the Pack-a-punch machine working? I need to find out for Cod1 what the M1911 is called or what it does when you put it in.   Akyoyo    Talk  15:41, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I'm familiar with the 1337 speak. I just wanted to make sure that's what it's called. And it really turns into the Holy Pistol? Cool.   Akyoyo    Talk  01:27, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Alright, WYK, the time has come. I'm going to meld together the quotes in the sandbox, and see if you like it, if all seems well, we are go.   Akyoyo    Talk  03:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Region cinquante et un
Lol, we don't need that.

Well, at least for the time being ;) 78.86.20.189 16:36, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

message to wouldyoukindly
Hello wouldyoukindly its me soviet1945, I am writing to you on account of that last rude message you sent me. And i would just like to ask you to stop harassing me about the birth dates that I have been trying to edit on Call of Duty characters who do not have or specific birth dates. I have just as much a right to freely edit things just as much as you do, this website was created for Call of Duty fans like you and me and i am just trying to do my part to improve it just like you. And i will admit i have been doing a little too much editing of birth dates so I think I am going to stop for a while so I hope your happy. Good day comrade. Soviet1945 21:12, 8 August 2009 (UTC)soviet1945

message to wouldyoukindly
Hello again wouldyoukindly, its soviet1945 again I would just like to say thank you for appologizing to me. and I would just like to ask you about the character birth dates, ok first of all you said in your last message to me you had to "prove" the specific character's birth date. how do you "prove" birth dates for fictional characters? I mean their not real people so how do "prove" their date of births. please explain this me? Soviet1945 01:29, 9 August 2009 (UTC)soviet1945

Sorry WYK, I know this is your business, but I really got to say something...AGAIN. Dude, you PROVE a character's birth date from information found in games, game extras, game files, or on the official, respective, webpage. "Prove" means that you have PROOF somewhere, from evidence and facts, that something is true. Are you new to English? And if so, I don't care, you should get the gist of that, at least, no matter who you are.   Akyoyo    Talk  01:39, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

I know this is not to do with the same user, but thanks for helping me with the WilliamStrother adding dates stuff. Attack Rhino 06:25, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Here it is!
Well, here is what it would look like if they were all together. Like whatcha see? Or should we leave it? (Sorry, if there's a way to just hide everything so it doesn't appear when you load the page until you tell it to, I don't know what it is. Just deete all this when we're done.)

It looks crammed, but that's to be expected. I think we should go bug an admin now. - You know who

The following is a list of quotes from Verruckt, Shi No Numa, and Der Riese:

American Characters
"Go to hell and stay there!"

- After killing a Zombie

"I got the space man gun!"

- After picking up Ray Gun

"What the hell is this thing?"

- After picking up a Ray Gun

"Shit, that was close!"

- After being revived

"You got here just in time"

- After being revived

"I thought I was a goner!"

- After being revived

"Popped his head like a melon!"

- After getting a headshot

"Didn't you guys hear? You lost!"

- After killing/seeing a Nazi Zombie

"We gotta find a way to get the power back on."

- Said at the Start

"Shit. No Power!"

- Said at the Start

"Is this a toy?"

- After picking up Ray Gun

"Death from a distance!"

- After obtaining a sniper rifle

"You brain dead bastards ain't getting close!"

- After killing/seeing a Nazi zombie

"Ein, Zwei, Die!"

- After killing a Nazi Zombie

Nazi Zombies
"No!"

- After being shot in the head

"No, no, no, no, no!"

- Randomly said while holding its head

"Yes!"

- After getting into the Asylum

Dempsey

 * "Oorah."

- After getting an MG from the Mystery Box


 * "Die again, maggot sacks!"

- Many instances.


 * "Take a napalm bath!"

- After killing a zombie with a flamethrower.


 * "Don't fuck with a Marine!"

- After a zombie gets too close/hits him.


 * "Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"

- After killing multiple zombies at once.


 * "I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"


 * "You freakin' stink!"

- After killing a zombie with the knife.


 * "I wonder if i can make this fully automatic."

- After getting a PTRS-41.


 * "Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."

- After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.


 * "I'm not your C-rations!"


 * "I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"

- When the Mystery box moves.


 * "You can't keep a marine down."

- After being revived.


 * "Draw, motherfuckers!"

- After getting a .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.


 * "Just another day of kicking ass."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "What in the world is a Root Beer shelf?"


 * "Does there have to be a music Easter Egg in EVERY map?!"

- After activating the telephone (Which gives you the Dead Air achievement/trophy).


 * "Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"

- After obtaining any machine gun.


 * "Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"

- Starting a Hellhound Round


 * "I'll cook your soul!"

- After getting a kill with the Flamethrower


 * "Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"

- After getting a .357 Magnum, obviously a reference to the film Dirty Harry.


 * "This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"

- After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box


 * "I got two words for you: ka-fucking-boom freak bag!"

- After getting a Double-Barreled Shotgun, Trench Gun, or Panzershrek from the Mystery box


 * "Time to kill!"

- After achieving an Insta-Kill.


 * "Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"

- After the Nuke power up is obtained.


 * "I wonder if that space-rock brought those freak-bags..."

- After shooting red meteor in storage area.


 * "Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"

- After getting a headshot.


 * "I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"

- After getting the Ray Gun.


 * "I'd like to meet the chick who sang that jingle."

- After getting Jugger-nog.


 * "Ugh. Tastes like fish."

- After getting Quick Revive Soda.


 * "Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."

- After getting Speed Cola


 * "Lead to the head, baby!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"

- After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.


 * "Just got no luck."

- After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.


 * "I know you aren't laughing at me, motherfucker!"

- After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.


 * "Fuckin a, that was a good shot!"

- After getting a headshot.


 * "I'll swallow your soul! (A reference to the Evil Dead series)"


 * "Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"

- After killing a zombie that has recently hit him


 * "He's a lot prettier without a head!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"

- Starting a hellhound round


 * "Six shots, six kills"

- Upon getting a .357 Magnum


 * "They say I have an electric personality, I guess they were right."

- Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.


 * "Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"

- After knifing a zombie.


 * "Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"

- After knifing a zombie.


 * "Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"

- After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.


 * "Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day"

- After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo


 * "I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."

- After witnessing a kill by Takeo


 * "I'm out of gun juice!"

- After running out of ammo


 * "Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."

- After running out of ammo, possibly only with a pistol.


 * "I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"

- After turning on an electric barrier.


 * "Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"

- After killing the zombie that hit you.


 * "Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."

- After Getting any type of fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box


 * "It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"

- After killing multiple zombies.


 * "Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Fuck! I cant blow shit up without ammo!"

- After pulling out or holding a weapon with no ammo.


 * "Damn, I need to kill more freakbags."

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.


 * "Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"

- After getting the teddy bear


 * "One Shot, One Kill"

- After Recieving the .357 Magnum Revolver.


 * "Lucky shot Richtofen."

- After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.


 * "That was BADASS!"

- After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

Nikolai

 * "Oh shit, this fucking box."

- After receiving a teddy bear from the random weapon box


 * "Very good American you may sniff my vodka."

- After seeing Dempsey get a headshot


 * "I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."

- After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.


 * "Reminds me of the wild wild east."

- After obtaining the .357 Magnum Revolver.


 * "Stay away from my Vodka!"

- After killing a zombie or Hellhound.


 * "Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"

- When the Nuke power-up is obtained.


 * "Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"

- After getting any type of Shotgun.


 * "Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"

- After receiving the Teddy Bear


 * "This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"

- After receiving the PPSH from the Mystery Box


 * "Revive Soda!"

- After getting a Revive Soda Machine.


 * "I feel like a dirty Capitalist!"

- After achieving Double-Points.


 * "Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."

- After being revived


 * "Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"

- Start of Hellhound round


 * "Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"

- Shoot zombie in the head


 * "I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk"

- Shoot zombie in the head


 * "Get out my fucking way!"

- Killing a zombie at close range


 * "Time to pay the Piper."

- After getting a shotgun.


 * "Another music Easter egg, I like this."

- After activating the telephone (Which gives you the Dead Air achievement/trophy)


 * "What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"

- After running out of ammo


 * "I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."

- After shooting at the meteorite


 * "Blood is such a pretty color."


 * "Vasili would be proud!"

- After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.


 * "I will paint red square with their blood!"

- After killing zombies


 * "Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Why do we not share the points?"

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.


 * "Out of ammo! I'll just kill them with my breath."

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Back off, mister."

- After killing a zombie at close range.


 * "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

- When attempting to buy something without enough points.


 * "I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."

- After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.


 * "I hear some angry fucking dogs."

- Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.


 * "Hey, you dropped something, like your brain! Ha ha."

- After getting a headshot.


 * "How dare you touch me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him.


 * "That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"

- When getting the Teddy Bear


 * "Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."

- After Takeo kills lots of zombies.


 * "I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"

- After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

Takeo

 * "The Americans did something right."

- After getting the Magnum.


 * "We will dig many graves!"

- After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.


 * "Fuck, you will pay!"

- After being revived.


 * "For the Emperor!"

- After obtaining a Machine Gun.


 * "May you burn for thousand year!"

- After torching a group of Zombies with a fire-based weapon.


 * "Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"

- After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.


 * "My weapon cannot continue to fire without a round!"

- After running out of ammo.


 * "The Emperor would be pleased with you!"

- After being revived.


 * "The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"

- After getting a headshot.


 * "I require more money."

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.


 * "The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"

- After picking up a Max Ammo.


 * "Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"

- After getting Quick Revive Soda.


 * "Reminds me of the o-o-old West."

- After getting Double Tap Root Beer.


 * "Speed Cola... Is honorable."

- After getting Speed Cola.


 * "The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"

- Random, after killing a zombie.


 * "His head is no more!"

- After getting a headshot.


 * "He never saw his fate."

- After getting a headshot.


 * "Challenged by a little bear...I accept."

- After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.


 * "The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."

- After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.


 * "A foolish notion that what is, will always be."

- After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.


 * "Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."

- After Mystery Box disappears


 * "I have found an Easter egg of honor."

- After activating the telephone.


 * "This rock, it is not of this place."

- After shooting at the meteorite


 * "You have felt my power!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "I will not succumb to you!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"

- After getting a teddy bear


 * "So sad, he didn't die slower."

- After getting a headshot


 * "My death would have been honorable!"

- After being revived.


 * "My flesh will not be consumed!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Holy Emperor!"

- After killing multiple zombies.


 * "The dishonorable, have been vanquished"

- After killing a group of zombies.


 * "Dead flesh, you will not touch the living!"

- After knifing a zombie.


 * "Your blood will rain on me!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "That was an impressive shot"

- After getting a head shot.


 * "I am most displeased"

- After getting a molotov coktail from the mystery box


 * "You shall not dine on the flesh of the honorable"

- After killling a zombie


 * "You have been shattered-into-pieces"

- Takeo after mutilating a Zombie, or getting a headshot


 * "There is good Japanese design here."

- After activating the Flogger


 * "It's easy to kill, if it no longer wishes to live."

- After a string of kills from Nikolai, Dempsey, or Richtofen


 * "They will fall before your honor Richtofen"

- After Richtofen kills lots of zombies

Richtofen

 * "I will watch their heads explode!"

- After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.


 * "Haha! He cries as he burns."

- After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.


 * "WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"

- After getting the Nuke.


 * "Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"

- After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.


 * "The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.


 * "I feel like DANCING!"

- After obtaining Speed Cola


 * "His head is gone! How beautiful!"

- After scoring a headshot


 * "His head exploded! Such Joy!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "I'm back to cause more pain!"

- After getting revived


 * "I do not like killing dogs."

- Before the Hellhounds come


 * "Poor puppies, they know no better."

- When Hellhounds appear.


 * "Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"

- After shooting at the meteorite. Element 115 is Ununpentium, and is referenced to in the message that one can hear in the starting room when one activates all of the radios. 115 is also written on a crate in the Warning room.


 * "Get out of my way, schweinhund!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."

- After being revived


 * "WANT MORE BLOOD!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "NO! I am angry now!"

- When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.


 * "The box of pleasure mocks me!"

- After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box


 * "All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"

- When out of ammo


 * "He tried to kiss me!"

- After being hit by a zombie (note that "kiss" is said in a very high-pitched tone)


 * "That's what you get for touching the Doctor."

- After killing a zombie that just hit him


 * "Let us drown in their agony!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "This looks like something I would build!"

- After turning on the Flogger


 * "I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."

- After Dempsey kills a zombie.


 * "The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"

- After Dempsey kills a zombie.


 * "Good work, Nikolai."

- After Nikolai kills a zombie.


 * "Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."

- After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.


 * "Poof! you're gone."

- After killing a zombie


 * "I'm so happy! Thank you!"

- After killing lots of zombies


 * "It means so little to you. Disgust me!"

- After Dempsey kills a zombie


 * "Do you hear it? Talking to me?"

- After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.


 * "Ohhhhh shit!"

- After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.

Telephone

 * "I know when you're sleeping..."

Demonic Announcer

 * "Ka-Boom!"

- After getting nuke power-up.


 * "Max Ammo!"

- After getting Max Ammo power-up.


 * "Insta-Kill!"

- After getting Insta-Kill.


 * "Double Points!"

- After getting Double Points.


 * "Bye Bye!"

- After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.


 * "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

- When Hellhounds appear.

(Note:A Much deeper voice says Fetch me their souls)


 * "[Demonic Laughing]"

- When the Teddy Bear appears


 * "[Demonic Laughter]"

- After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarters.

Imperial Zombies

 * "No!"

- Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade


 * "Yes!"

- Upon breaking through a barricade

Dempsey

 * "Let's get this done..."

- Unknown, possibly when starting a game


 * "Bring it, freak bags!"

- Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies


 * "That was SWEET!"

- After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up


 * "Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"

- Starting a game


 * "They're swarming! Look out!"

- Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies


 * "Eat it, gut bags!"

- Knifing a zombie


 * "This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"

- Random, probably when killing many zombies


 * "OWNED!"

- After stabbing a zombie behind a window, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range


 * "Everything burns!"

- After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker)


 * "Time to cut these brainbags!"

- After getting the Bowie Knife


 * "Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"

- After getting a shotgun


 * "K.I.A., Maggot sack!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Can't touch this!"

- After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)


 * "JUUUIIICE!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Much appreciated!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Line 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Rack 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Gotta round up some rounds..."

- After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon


 * "Suck it!"

- Randomly while killing zombies


 * "Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"

- Getting a headshot


 * "Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"

- Getting a headshot


 * "I told you I'm not on the menu!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him


 * "Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Oorah! (Demonic tone)"

- After getting the Carpenter pick-up


 * "Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"

- Getting a knife streak


 * "Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"

- After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup


 * "Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."

- When walking up to the pack a punch machine


 * "*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."

- Randomly


 * "Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"

- After approaching a teleporter


 * "This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine


 * "Where's that mainframe again?"

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "I don't think it was using that anyway."

- After getting a headshot


 * "Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Time to shock some meatbag ass!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.


 * "Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"

- After Headshoting from long range.


 * "I must have slipped."

- after being revived


 * "Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"

- Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb


 * "Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"

- after getting a kill streak


 * "I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"

- after getting a knife streak


 * "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."

- When approaching a teleporter


 * "Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."

- After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind


 * "Couldn't live without me, huh?"

- After being revived


 * "Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"

- After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind


 * "I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!"

- After being surrounded by zombies


 * "Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"

- After Richtofen is downed


 * "Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"

- Randomly

Nikolai

 * "I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on."

- At the beginning of the game


 * "Ugh, I feel like I will throw up.."

- After using a teleporter


 * "Zombies! We gotta to move!"

- Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies


 * "Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!"

- After watching a Monkey Bomb explode


 * "Die, Hell-pig!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."

- After teleporting


 * "Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."

- Random, after killing zombies


 * "Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

- After getting a teddy bear


 * "Use it well Tank. Use it well."

- After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Only man and wife should be so close!"

- After killing a zombie that has hit him


 * "Perhaps you are of use."

- After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey


 * "Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."

- After dismembering a zombie's arm


 * "FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"

- Randomly


 * "This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know."

- After killing a zombie


 * "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

- After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)


 * "In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."

- After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up


 * "Someone is not sharing their ammo..."

- After running out of ammo


 * "Is that a new pet, American?"

- When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Can someone open the door to the cool gadgets?"

- When near a closed door with insufficient points


 * "I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."

- After getting the hammer pickup


 * "Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"

- Knifing/shooting un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine


 * "The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."

- At the start of a hellround


 * "Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."

- When getting a shotgun


 * "Ha Ha, You just got fucked by a monkey!!"

- After Throwing a successful monkey bomb

Takeo

 * "This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"

- Planting Bouncing Betties


 * "You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"

- Said when Nikolai gets downed


 * "My gun is empty. Just like Dempsey's head."

- said when out of ammo

"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two."

- Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "The spirits are toying with us."

- At the start of a Hellround.


 * "My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"

- After being revived


 * "The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"

- After killing a group of zombies


 * "Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."

- After killing a zombie with an SMG


 * "Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."

- After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box


 * "Ah, the little warrior."

- After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box


 * "One less appendage..."

- After gibbing a zombie

Richtofen

 * "This must be how Dempsey's Mother felt when she gave birth!"

- While being on the floor, needing to be revived.


 * "A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."

- In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous


 * "There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."

- At the beginning of the game.


 * "Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"

- After gibbing a zombie


 * "You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "I require more money!"

- After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.


 * "There is NOTHING left!"

- After running out of ammo


 * "Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "Rest in peace, my little undead friend."

- After killing a zombie


 * "Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"

- When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition


 * "Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"

- After Nikolai comments on the zombies.


 * "Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb.


 * "We will not fail!"

- Being overwhelmed by a large group of zombies


 * "Zombie was rude to ze doctor. Zombie paid the price."

- After killing a zombie


 * "I need bullets to continue my work!"

- After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding


 * "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Maybe you move it because... you like me?"

- After getting a teddy bear in the box


 * "I am useless!"

- After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding


 * "Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"

- After Nikolai gets a kill


 * "Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"

- After finding a teleporter


 * "The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "We need to link it to the mainframe, I mean this is so confusing!"

- After activating a teleporter for the first time


 * "I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"

- After purchasing a Bowie Knife


 * "I'd love to bathe naked in your blood!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "E-e-e-dwa-a-a-rd, your head."

- After getting a headshot.

Note: This is a reference to Doctor Maxis' assistant Edward.


 * "Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"

- After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode


 * "If only Maxis were here to see this."

- Upon activation of a teleporter

Speculation
They're breaking the new rules that I've added today. If you want, I can remove the "Birthday" part from the infobox. That should prevent them from adding crap about a character's birthday. Darkman 4 00:52, 11 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Done. Darkman 4 00:58, 11 August 2009 (UTC)