User:Maj.Gage

"Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry."

- Drill Instructor

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."

- Admiral Hornblower

"Tracers work both ways."

- US Army Ordnance

"What is this blasphemy?"

- Me

"Now you want to swing the bat like a professional, like Barry Bonds."

- Gym Teacher

"Steroids"

- Me

"...Yes, he did do steroids."

- Gym Teacher

"Yes! I got a 99%!"

- Annoying Kid @ School

"Yeah, well I got a 100%, and my 100% kicks your 99%'s ass."

- Me

"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

- Marine Gunnery Sergeant

"Me and my cousin were playing Nazi Zombies at night one day. He should have told me about the friggin' raccoon that likes to knock over the trash-can at 2:00 AM."

- Me

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons"

- General Douglas MacArthur

"A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive."

- Anonymous

"Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up - cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin, go and get me one!"

- Joseph Stalin - As reported by Charles De Gaulle during a long meeting.

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."

- US Air Force

"Hey David, got any tips on getting a nuke?"

- Me

"DON'T DIE."

- David (my friend)

GAGE-FM
''You're listening to GAGE-FM! The best alternative/rock station. Ever. If there is any difficulty in the vids, let me know please.''

Bxa7h2JWEVU Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against

mzxoLZXF9SI Life in Living Technicolour ii - Coldplay

gBaTuimPL-I Lazy Generation - The FUps

NmepTbSnxAs All the Small Things - Blink 182

m3JD5xEFNSY Beverly Hills - Weezer

qdefe7l7_Zc My Name Is Jonas - Weezer

5t99bpilCKw Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Cage the Elephant

6j7huh5Egew Seven Nation Army - White Strips

PVL-f_5PYSE Know Your Enemy - Green Day

Uo_F3dEhWRg New Divide - Linkin Park

74rlZNy7leo Back Against The Wall - Cage The Elephant

S0tsm0EhCJM In One Ear - Cage The Elephant

_3cHbfOkyCE Sugar Sugar - The Archies (This video is by Eddsworld. Check him out and sub him. He's hilarious. You are probably thinking this is a retarded song. I just like it and this type of music.)

Pages I've Made

 * .45 ACP
 * 9mm Parabellum
 * .30-06
 * .50 BMG
 * 7.92x57mm Mauser
 * 7.62x25mm Tokarev
 * 7.7x58mm Arisaka
 * .303 British (with provided help from Darkman 4)
 * ACR
 * AA-12
 * FAMAS
 * Category:3 round burst
 * Tom Sharpe
 * Category:Battle Rifles
 * Category:Intermediate Cartridges
 * 5.45x39mm
 * Category:Belt-fed
 * 7.5x54mm French
 * 40mm Grenade
 * Reznov's Machete

