Forum:If you were in Zombies, what would your quotes be?

Here's some of mine: "Oh, no power. How original."

- At the start of a match "Woohoo!"

- When killing multiple zombies "You're 'armless now, haha!"

- When blowing a zombie's arm off "One shot, one kill, that's my philosophy."

- When getting an M14 off the wall "Retro style, nice!"

- When getting an Olympia off the wall "Faster than a speeding building! ...Or something."

- When getting an MP5k off the wall "Cha-ching!"

- When getting double points "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

- Insta-Kill "Now, THAT'S a big kaboom!"

- Nuke "When will this thing stop coming back to haunt me?!"

- When getting a teddy bear from the Mystery Box

"(impatiently) Oh, hurry up, I'm a busy man."

- When waiting for the PaP machiine.

"Bleurgh... an acquired taste, I presume?"

- After drinking Quick Revive

"(OTT Western voice) Y'all gonna feel the pain, darn tootin'!"

- After drinking Double Tap

"Aaaahhh... and people say soda isn't good for you."

- After drinking Juggernog

"Whooooa, mama!"

- After drinking Speed Cola

That's all I can think of for now. What would your quotes and one-liners be? Sgt. S.S. 11:28, February 6, 2011 (UTC) "Words cannot describe..."

- Shotrocket6 "Attacking me would be like shooting yourself in the foot, oh wait I already did that"

- AdvancedRookie

"Holy Crap! This is just like Nazi Zombies! Oh wait...."-when starting a match.- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"IF YOU TOUCH ME, IM GONNA KILL YOU, THEN REVIVE YOU, THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!".- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"In Cosmodrome Richtofen doesn't kill zombies, zombies kill Richtofen" -TheDoctor1

"Fuck, we need to get the power on!!!"

- At the start of a match. "Suck on this!"

- When killing mutiple zombies "Awww Snap!"

- Upon getting a Wonder Weapon. "I must be getting high."

- After passing a crawler zombie's gas. "BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!!"

- After aquiring a shotgun. "Say hello to my little friend"

- Upon getting the Death Machine.  RC  ™   03:38, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Power is not on? Are you serious?"-Start of the match.

"Man I'm covered in blood that's not mine." -After killing several zombies.

"Hey anyone wanna' play Left 4 Dead?'" -Random fourth wall breaking quote. DLS talk 03:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

''"NO! That is not a hot dog!" -Killing a crawler that recently attacked you. Johnny McAppleSeed 04:03, February 7, 2011 (UTC)''

".....uhh.....no. Don't ever say that again." - In reply to the above quote. --

"YIPPIE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" -- CoD addict (talk) - 04:15, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Hasta! La Victoria! SIEMPRE!"

- At the start of a match

"Esto es para ti, Maria."

- When getting a headshot.

"Get ready to feel the pain!"

- Upon acquiring an M4A1 with an M203 grenade launcher

"Oh hell yes!"

- Upon acquiring a shotgun.

"Maria! I'm coming home!"

- Downed Juan José Rodriguez reportin' for duty. 04:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"He must be from Meridian" -after killing a zombie

"Wonder waffle, wonder waffle, wonder waffle!" When at the mystery box

"No power? Oh well." At the start

"This is 34! Oorah!" - after killing a horde. Conqueror of all Zombies 05:04, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"It hasn't been this dark since I was in your head."

- Beginning of match

"Problem, zombies? TrollFace-1-.png"

- Multiple zombie deaths

"Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu"

- When downed -- 05:08, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I sharted

-after getting a nukeSavagepork 02:56, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

''"I need power if I can ever watch YouTube again!" ''- at the start of a match.

"I really like my job situation right now." - Killing a zombie.

''"Ammo is required for the zombie-killing machine to work!" ''- Low ammo,

''"Come on, lassie, give me something GOOD!" ''- Mystery Box

"I guess the world still has genuises! " - SMG

''"He was fun." - ''Explosive Kill

''"Puppy wants kibble? TOO FUCKING BAD!" -''Hellhound

''"I like it.... but I also hate it, too." ''- Monkey Bombs

"I wonder what this does.... oh fuck." - Wonder weapon.

"What I always need, stronger guns." - PaP Machine.

''"Trust me, you don't want to eat me, I just drank some quick revive." - downed ''

"Am I Nikolai? DAMN! I really wanted to be Nikolai!"- start of round. 07:30, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Lets get this done"- 'At the beginning of the game.

"That was freakin' sweet!"- After killing multiple zombies.

"THATS WHAT FUCKIN' HAPPENS"- Killing a zombie after being wounded by it.

"Just what I always wanted!"- After getting an assault rifle of shotgun.

"Rapid fire sweetness..."- After getting a submachine gun or light machine gun.

"The Galil! I fucking love this gun"- After getting a galil.

"Now this is what I call a party"- After upgrading a weapon.

"Here we fucking go..."- At the start of a dog, thief or monkey round.

The mercenary 16:16, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

XxGodOfPwnxX's Quotes
"I can survive without power..." -Start of match

"The force is within!" -Picked up Insta-Kill

"I'll mow the lawn. Right now." -Picked up Max Ammo

"DOUBLE THE PAIN!!" -Picked up 2x Points

"Ahh...relaxing time." -Picked up Carpenter

"Better than the Minigun, I suppose." -Picked up Death Machine

"No flaming sale signs?" -Picked up Fire Sale

"My vodka! How amazing!" -Picked up Random Perk Bottle

"Tougher than nails now!" -Drinks Jugger-nog

"Must be the old 100% cocaine Coke." -Drinks Speed Cola

"LIGHTEN UP ON THE FISH OIL!!" -Drinks Quick Revive

"At least it fixed that jamming problem..." -Drinks Double Tap

"Feeling very explosive today!" -Drinks PhD Flopper

"Usain Bolt, here I come!" -Drinks Stammin-Up

"Now this gun looks like me!" -Pack-A-Punching

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" -Start of Dog Round

"We didn't even start negotiating yet. Stupid Thief." -Start of Pentagon Thief Round

"Dogs. Now monkies. Then what? Possessed teddy bears?" -Start of Monkey Round

"It just got personal." -Gets downed

"I must be having a mightmare. In reality." -Died

"I see the light... nevermind, it disappeared." -Gets Revived

"So no more counters, I like this shop!" -Buys weapon off the wall

"Not illegal gambling I suppose." -Gets Random Box weapon

"Appropriate name for a wonderful weapon!" -Gets Wonder weapon

"The bus would've been faster." -Teleporting

"I paid for this useless junk. Wow." -Using any traps

"And...voila! Power. Any tips?" -Turned on power

"I'm great at these. Any chocolate now?" -Activated Easter Egg

"Don't cry now, there's a lot more lead coming!" -Killing Multiple Zombies

"A 360. Oh, that was your arm." -HEADSHOT

XxGodOfPwnxX 22:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

BonJovi4Eva quote(s)
"Yippe kai-yay mother FUCKER"

--After a headshot

"RAISE YOUR HANDS(sings) AND THEN DIE!!!

- After a headshot

JAR TEH MARKSMAN QUOTES:

Reeeal original, Treyarch!

-After starting a game with no power

I could use a hand, but not your's!

-After shooting off a zombie's arm.

The only bad thing about a headless zombie is that there's less zombie to shoot at!

-After getting a headshot

1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Just hurry and die!

-After getting multiple kills

Holy crap! My legs are broke- oh, wait, never mind.

-After falling off a high ledge with PhD Flopper.

I dub thee, DEAD!!!

-After getting a kill with the Bowie knife or Sickle.

Tell Neil Armstrong I said hi!

-After seeing zombies being sucked into a Gersch device.

Ok guys, while you go do whatever crap you need to do, I'm gonna take my new pet for a walk.

-After making the last zombie of a round a crawler.

Good as new!

-After getting revived

I would say this is overkill, but that's too much of an understatement!

-After getting an LMG or MP40

Feel the blast of the Yukon, you rotten-freak-bag!

-While owning zombies with the Winter's Howl/Fury.

Well that's not very nice!

-After being downed.

I think little Mr. Monkey Bomb would enjoy this!

-When a monkey round starts.

Well, isn't this just dandy?!?

-After getting downed.

Shoot, reload, shoot, reload.... Isn't it fun?

-Randomly

I think I inhaled too much of that gas zombie crap.

-After buying Speed cola

I'm like a Soviet Recon Scout!

-After buying Stamin-up

TheNotorious64 Quotes
It kills almost as fast as my chainsaw...
 * -After buying a Bowie Knife

Woo! Ready for Meatsacks?
 * -After buying a bowie knife

Yes, YES! I fight for the Soviet Union!
 * -After buying the Sickle

Why can't I just hit 'em with it?
 * -When out of ammo

Hits harder than a bag o' hammers!
 * -Recieving an M72 LAW

Mmmmmm, Pancakes.
 * -Recieving a DP-28 (c'mon, it could happen)

I said FREEZE, Bitch!
 * -After using the Winters Howl on a group of zombies

Go long, Maggot Whore!
 * -After obtaining a sniper rifle

C'mon, man, gimme some Shady!
 * -After activating a musical easter egg

It's like a nail gun. WITHOUT THE NAILS!!!
 * -After obtaining a Python

Here comes the BOOM!
 * -After buying a Stakeout

Ha Ha! Beat you like a wife!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Zombies. They are like people. But they cry less.
 * -Randomly

Crying for your mommy, zombie? (pause) Hooray!
 * -Randomly

Burst fire..... Makes Me ANGRY!!!
 * -After obtaining a G11

NO! I hate hugs!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

When i move you move. (pause) Yeah, just like that.
 * -While being chased by a large horde

Where's the twinkie!
 * -After buying Stamin-Up

Prunes? Oooh, I have to poop.
 * -After buying PhD Flopper

I'm tigger happy every day!
 * -After buying Double Tap Root Beer (Reference to a Weird Al song)

I told you i'm a tough motherfucker!
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

I am so much more efficient now.
 * -After buying Speed Cola

(Throws up) Ugh, tastes like my mom's cooking.
 * -After buying Quick Revive

Just call me Capone!
 * -After buying a Thompson

Chop! Chop! Timber!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Awwwww, I have no more friends...
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Ooh! Monkey! I clap too.
 * -After seeing a Monkey Bomb

This better improve my K/D Ratio!
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Rate of fire? Very high! Reload time? Oh, shit...
 * -After obtaining an M60 (Can't a boy dream?)

They will bleed very much with this!
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Awww.... How cute.
 * -After creating a crawler

SpongeZomb NoPants!
 * -After creating a crawler

FEAR THE MULLET!!!
 * -Randomly

Two dogs, one bun? That ain't right.
 * -Randomly

Can I prestige, too?
 * -After buying Pack-A-Punch

I always was more of a cat person.
 * -After killing a Hellhound

When does the next Map Pack come out?
 * -Randomly

At least I can swing with it.
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Ack! Brush your damn teeth!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

Beauty of Annihilation was better...
 * -After activating a Musical Easer Egg

You like the way I do it right thurr, right thurr.
 * -Randomly

It explodes them, and not us? Glorious!
 * -After getting a nuke

As they say in Missouri, I ain't goin' back to Missouri.
 * -Randomly

Hang on! I got a text.
 * -When downed

What? I'm ticklish.
 * -After getting revived

There are no terrible guns, just terrible people! Well, except this thing...
 * -After obtaining a single CZ75

Come to me! I must teach you.
 * -Randomly

I told my docter I was bitten by zombies in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
 * -Randomly

I could have eaten ammo and crapped out a better gun!
 * -After obtaining a Python"

No! What... Happened? I can't fucking remember!
 * -At the beggining of a match

I... I remember! Orion... NO!
 * -After listening to all radios

I will have REVENGE!!!
 * -Randomly

Clankety clank, I'm a tank.
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

Spawn of the Silverback, you will die!
 * -Start of a monkey round

I'm going to take your face and use it to, uh, damn...
 * -After killing a zombie

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
 * -Randomly

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
 * -Randomly

LITE992 quotes
"Yeah, no power. Tell me something I don't know"

- Start of a match

"Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells!"

- Getting a shotgun

"I got a sniper rifle, now get me a tent!"

- Obtaining a sniper rifle

"Dude this is just like Left 4 Dead!"

- Random

"If I lag, it's not my fault"

- Random

"It costs 400,000 points to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"

- Getting a Death Machine

"RAWKET LAWNCHAIR!"

- Obtaining a rocket launcher

"Tits or GTFO!"

- Killing a zombie that injured him

"I dare ya, ragequit!"

- Killing a lot of zombies

"Juggernog make me strong!"

- Drinking Juggernog

"GOTTA GO FAST"

- Drinking Stamin-Up

"GOTTA RELOAD FAST"

- Drinking Speed Cola

"GOTTA SPAM FAST"

- Drinking Double Tap

"RELOUDING!"

- Reloading

"Its power level is over 9000!"

- Getting a Pack-a-Punched gun

"Kalashnikov would be proud"

- Obtaining AK-47, AK74u, RPK

"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests. And the AK-74u"

- Random

"How could this happen"

- Downed

"I owe you a drink, comrade"

- Revived

"Noes!"

- Me after being killed.

That's all I can actually do in zombies, not that good at it xD 18:44, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

SXe Fiend
"Where have I seen this exact situation before?"

- When starting the game.

Razgriez
Razgriez 18:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Razgriez 04:15, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

How are you still here.~When making a crawler with the ray gun.

Come on, Come on, Come on theres a freakin zombie apocalyse and you just took my gun hurry up~while PaP

LuzerChezbergr
"I hate zombies."- At the start of a match.

"It's Nazi Zombies, not Zombie Nazis, dad. Get it right."- At the start of a match.

"Hey! This tastes like... internet...."- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I use Aeroblast! It's super effective!"- When getting the Thundergun.

"I just need to run some scams, and I would be rich enough to buy a jawbreaker!"- When getting Double Points.

"This is my thunder cloud, and these bolts are my judgement, and that piece of paper is a lawsuit from Game Freak."- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Hey. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Baby, baby, baby, aahhhhhh!"- After getting the Ray Gun.

"(A lame attempt to make Zekrom's cry) Okay, that sucked."- After drinking Juggernog.

"This would work if I was a Spy. But I'm not!"- After getting the Python.

"You don't learn thins at boot camp! WOOHOO!"- When knifing zombies in consecutive swipes (Bulletstorm refference).

"Pltpltpltpltpltpltplt(etc.)!"- When firing a large amount of ammo in one trigger pull.

"If only there are exploding Oreos in this thing. That would be awesome!"- When opening the Mystery Box.

"HEEELLLPPP! I am down (casually)." When downed.

"Let's get it on, like- DARN YOU NINTEN- OH MY GOSH, I HATE COPYRIGHT!"- When revived.

"Die Unterwasche ist kaput! Sehr kaput!"- Randomly.

"Where is my Head Hunter? I want my Head Hunter!"- When getting a sniper rifle.

AscendFromDarkness Quotes
"Okay, so now the Zombies storyline is getting repetitive too?"

-Start of match

"The deadlest weapon in the world is a zombie ass-kicking baddass and his rifle!"

-Upon buying a long range rifle, like the M14 (Full Metal Jacket/Famous Quote reference)

"Its over before its even begun!"

-Geting downed in the first 5 rounds

"I am in a world of shit...but I am alive!"

- Upon getting revived (Full Metal Jacket reference)

"Two games old and this thing still packs a punch!"

-At the PaP room

"BOOM!HEADSHOT! Ok now that is just getting old."

-Upon scoring a headshot

"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!!"

-When killing lots of zombies in rapid succsesion (There Will Be Blood reference)

"Oh Jesus, it really does taste like fish."

-When drinking Quick Revive

"I whip my knife back and forth! I whip my knife back and forth!"

-Upon getting consecutive knife kills (Willow Smith song reference)

"I'm a lead farmer mother fucker! What? I just HAD to say it."

-When reciving an M16 from the Mystery Box (Tropic Thunder reference)

"Book em', Player!"

-When about to execute the last crawler (Hawaii 5-O reference)

"I knew there would be blood, but there was no mention of decapitations, gore and guts!"

- Upon gibing or beheading a zombie

"Paint it black? No! Paint it RED!!"

-Randomly (Rolling Stones reference)

"You groaning to me? YOU GROANING AT ME?!!"

- When facing a zombie (Taxi Driver reference)

"Das ist nicht so gut, yar?"

- When in the presece of a downed Richtofen

"You want blood and brains, I want points and action; I'm sure we could work something out."

- When about to kil a zombie

"What did you say about my points? Oh yeah; their OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!"

-When accumalating more than 9000 points (Dragonball Z reference)

"Aw come on, I had to run downstairs to answer the door!"

-When downed

"Uh Zombies, I'm down here!"

- When downed and near zombie

"To infinity and beyond!"

-Upon activating a luner lander (Toy Story/Buzz Lightyear reference)

"Not even the Pack A Punch can redeem this piece of shit."

-Upon reciving a poor weapon from the box

"Put me within one mile of a zombie with a sniper rifle and a clear line of sight, get your guns boys, rounds' over."

-When reciving a sniper rifle from the box (Saving Private Ryan reference)

ReyesRebels Quotes
"you wanna play rough, okay...we'll play rough!"-Getting an M16

"I want more...gotta have more!!!!!!"-drinking speed cola.

"Fuck you samantha!" Hellround quote

"two weapons at one time!" Getting akimbo weapons

"what would happen if I stuck My dick in here?"-Pack-a-punching a gun.

"edward cullen, eat your heart out!"-getting stamin-up

"one man army motherfucker!!" -Getting Juggernog

"I wish I had earphones"-activating a musical easter egg.

"dies in thirty seconds!!"-Killing a zombie with a ray gun

"freeze ray bitch!!"-Shooting a zombie with the winters howl.

"Mustang and sally, slow that gun down!!"-shooting a group of zombies with mustang and sally.

"stakeout? I'm a vegitarian"-Getting the stakeout.

"just like me!" Getting the spas

Farts"Ewww..."-drinking PHD flopper.

"gimmie gimmie never get!" getting the gun taken by the Theif.

"what's that lassie? you want to die?! Okay!!!" killing a hellhound.

"more dirty launrdy for you and your goons!!"-Shooting zombies with the thundergun.