User blog comment:BraveheartA7X/CHILL OUT TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND STOP BEING THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE/@comment-1260687-20100312163455

Nah, reality's completely unrealistic, too. Every sci-fi book and movie I ever read or saw told me that I was going to be fighting aliens if I joined the Marines. I just ended up going to the desert a bunch of times :(