Forum:How would you kill Makarov?

How would you take out Makarov?Would you Zap him with the Ray Gun?Slice him with a Tomahawk or shrink him with a 31-79?Make your comment as wacky or as easy as possible! I would put a Shrieker zombie in front of him and while it shrieks RickRoll him

I would line two USP .45s at the back of the head, the bullets criss cross and go out the eyes. [SwFT] NighTMarE 18:55, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

A Double Barrel Shotgun straight up his face at point blank range 

I would Blow him into some other country with the Thundergun.

I would put him in a corner, surround him by napalm zombies and blow them all up at once =P

Make him drink vodka until his liver implodes :3 16:15, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'd let him rot in a small box, without food :p Joking. FireBird- 16:58, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Clean headshot with a M1911. Slowrider7 17:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Press a 1911 in his mouth, and redecorate the wall behind. 17:19, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Hairspray+a lighter. Hiptechboy 17:24, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'd castrate him, make him eat them, then eviscerate him and hang him from a flagpole. Sgt. S.S. 20:51, July 3, 2011 (UTC)


 * Oh god S.S., I need to get a restraining order of 10000 feet away from you at all times XD. As for me, I'd really like to push him off the top of Burj Khalifa if the final mission is in Dubai. Tomahawk.png  Blackout I'm back! Tomahawk.png  20:55, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I would make him listen to hours of lectures by James May. — 21:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I would rip every one of his pubic hairs off, glue it into a ball, and shove it down his throat until he suffocates. And if he survives, I will rip open his stomach, pour Shephard's blood into Makarov's kidney. When it explodes, I will make him eat his kidney. Then I will stab a pencil into each of his limbs, tie the Nazi flag around his ass, and hang him from the top of Mount Everest with the wind blowing. XD.

Mace170 Talk 20:17, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Strangle with Allen's dog tags and then have Price say "this is for the record" while ripping his limbs off! then hit him with a bus

AboveAverageJoe 01:46, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Isn't it obvious? Shoot him with a Makarov. Sgt. S.S. 20:53, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

M1911, straight between the eyes after knocking him into the ground with the same M1911. After lighting him on fire, ofcourse.M129K 21:05, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Give him cuts on the face and torso then throw him in a vat of salt

Strap him to a nuke and launch it. 00:37, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
 * Like Baby Panay in Just Cause 2? Sgt. S.S. 10:10, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

I would shove him and lock him into a tanning bed for 10 minutes (full power ofc), followed by 'rescuing' him and then pouring salt onto him. I would then slit his wrists and squirt lemons in his eyes and open wounds. Then I would drop his feet into a pool of water filled with eels to bight at him. A rusty chainsaw will then be utilized to slowly tenderize his torso and exposing his organs. As his life is draining away, I would grab a knife and slice his lungs, killing him.

There are some pretty sadistic people here. 11:13, July 16, 2011 (UTC)

You say it as if it's a bad thing.

I would rip his head off and shit down his neck.-18:58, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Do it like we all did to Shepard, Throwing knife into his eye socket.Remember No Russian. 05:44, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

I would make him shoot Dimitri Petrenko and then Reznov will go crazy and slice him to bits 112.204.138.234 13:38, July 22, 2011 (UTC)

I would shoot him three times with a Desert Eagle. The first in the Stomach, the second in the chest, and the third between his eyes.Waterloo12 17:37, July 24, 2011 (UTC)

I would kill him with a Makarov pistol. So he can die in irony. Schifty was here. 19:35, July 26, 2011 (UTC)