User:RoachTheIntelCollector

"You had one job, Norton!"

- RoachTheIntelCollector to his friend Royce_Norton when they fail a level on Realistic difficulty while Norton is AFK.

Staff Sergeant RoachTheIntelCollector (originally RoachForce141) at your services!

Biography
So, let me give you some biography. During my youth, my father had an old school computer, a Windows system, which had a DVD disc input. One of the games that he had for it was the first Call of Duty, Call of Duty. I then liked the game and a few years later, I got my own PS3 system with the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. Now one day, I had found the game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 within one of my game shelfs, so I started to play it and it became my favorite thing to do over the summer until it became "Hacker's Galore" sometime between 2009 and 2013. From Modern Warfare 2, I got Call of Duty: Black Ops II went down the line. From Call of Duty: Black Ops, to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and to Call of Duty: World at War. During the time between the Revolution DLC in Black Ops II to the Uprising DLC, I had pre-ordered Call of Duty: Ghosts. And during the time between the Devastation DLC and the Invasion DLC in Ghosts, I had then pre-ordered Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, where I now have gotten since. Now currently, it's Call of Duty: Black Ops III time and the day after I reached Prestige Master, my kind mother pre-ordered me the Legacy Pro Edition of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare after I thought she was going to just get the Legacy Edition, ensuring I will make my return to the classic remastered version of one of my favorite Call of Duty games. My main goal here is to obtain intel from real sources and write down the "rough draft" of the intel to get an idea in people's heads so they can help finish the job, such as I did with the Game Over, Man! Page, where I got the main stuff down while others helped make it into a final draft.

Quotes
"Ah... If you know me, I'm a sucker for these things..."

- RoachTheIntelCollector describing his fondness of GobbleGum.

"Ah! The intel! Oh soo beautiful!"

- RoachTheIntelCollector upon finding a piece of Intel.

"I AM THE LAW!"

- RoachTheIntelCollector when going ham with the STG-44 and Sheiva

"Argument goes to Conflict, which goes to Revolution, which takes its toll once it reaches War... When the dead have seen the end of conflict, the living move on... but some chose to continue conflict... and so the cycle continues..."

- RoachTheIntelCollector

Campaign

 * Beat MW2 (parts of), Ghosts and Advanced Warfare on Veteran difficulty.

Black Ops II

 * Obtained a Hail Mary on Search and Destroy on Hydro on September 9th, 2013.
 * Obtained the Master of Humiliation calling card after getting the Hail Mary.
 * Got a double kill by using a grenade and a car in Nuketown 2025.

Advanced Warfare

 * Got a 5 man kill feed with a Stinger M7 with one shot on Hardpoint on Ascend.
 * Beat Advanced Warfare on Veteran difficulty.
 * Gotten some Royalty guns.
 * Got 30 kills and 5 deaths with the XMG on Team Deathmatch on Solar.
 * Obtained my first Supply Drop AE4, which was the Elite AE4 Shocker on May 15th, 2015.
 * Obtained my first Supply Drop Ohm, which was the Enlisted Ohm Blood Moon on May 16th, 2015.
 * Obtained both the Backdraft and Psychedelic Exos from two different Advanced Supply Drops on May 17th, 2015.
 * Got the Elite Ohm - Unending on May 31st, 2015.
 * Obtained a Hail Mary on Infected on Greenband.
 * Completed Flotsam & Jetsam on Solo on September 21st, 2015.
 * Obtained the SVO - Eagle Eye, STG44 - Iron Claw and IMR - Royalty all on September 25th, 2015.
 * Got a DNA Bomb with the STG44 - Iron Claw on Hardpoint on Riot.
 * Obtained the CEL-3 Phantom on October 11th, 2015.

Black Ops III

 * Obtained Gold Camouflage and Diamond Camouflage for the following (in order)
 * KN-44
 * Man-O-War
 * ICR-1
 * XM-53
 * KRM-262
 * M8A7
 * XR-2
 * HVK-30
 * Sheiva (Diamond Assault Rifles)
 * BlackCell (Diamond Launchers)
 * MR6
 * Argus
 * Combat Knife
 * Locus
 * Razorback
 * Kuda
 * 205 Brecci
 * Weevil
 * VMP
 * Vesper
 * Pharo (Diamond Submachine Guns)
 * BRM
 * 48 Dredge
 * Dingo
 * Haymaker 12 (Diamond Shotguns)
 * RK5
 * P-06
 * Drakon
 * Gorgon (Diamond Light Machine Guns)
 * L-CAR 9 (Diamond Pistols/Secondaries)
 * SVG-100 (Diamond Sniper Rifles/Primaries and Dark Matter)
 * HG 40
 * Butterfly Knife
 * L4 Siege
 * FFAR
 * Completed the Campaign on Realistic difficulty on December 30th, 2015 (for Buddy).
 * Got a Depth Charge medal by throwing a Frag Grenade across the map on Hardpoint on Splash.
 * Completed My Brother's Keeper with three other randoms without going down during the easter egg on February 24th, 2016.
 * Obtained the Perk-a-Cola calling card from a common Supply Drop on March 5th, 2016.
 * Obtained the Humiliation Master calling card on March 9th, 2016.
 * Got Diamond SMGs by getting four Gold SMGs in the same day on March 25th, 2016.
 * Obtained Dark Matter Camouflage on the map Combine on Domination on April 7th, 2016.
 * Coincidentally, Combine was the first map Roach played during the Call of Duty: Black Ops III Beta.
 * Obtained the HG 40 from a rare Supply Drop and got all camos for it within a few hours after receiving it on April 8th, 2016.
 * Completed Seeds of Doubt on April 27th, 2016. It is the fastest easter egg Roach has done, doing it within a week and a half after the release of Zetsubou No Shima.
 * Obtained the L4 Siege and the Butterfly Knife from two different rare Supply Drops on May 6th, 2016.
 * Reached Prestige Master on May 9th, 2016.
 * Like with obtaining Dark Matter, Roach also reached Prestige Master on Combine but on Hardpoint.
 * Obtained the Wrench, FFAR and RSA Interdiction after getting the 75 wins on May 13th, 2016.
 * Completed Apocalypse Averted on June 5th, 2016 with benitobreal, Ovoillusionz and PurpleThundr42.
 * Completed Love and War with benitobreal, Ghost_team_05 and Th3Regulator8907 on July 26/27th, 2016.

Other

 * Created a real life version of the Summoning Key on March 5th - 6th, 2016.

Sign below... or not, it's your choice...

 
 * Hey Roach!
 * Hey Roach, your awesome! 23:39, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * Roach Roach wake up!!! 14:17, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * Hey 17:03, November 21, 2014 (UTC)
 * You wanted this, right? 17:55, November 21, 2014 (UTC)
 * ayy lmao 00:13, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
 * So i signed above the line (initially) 00:36, November 23, 2014 (UTC)
 * salutations
 * look at my new sig: 21:56, December 14, 2014 (UTC)
 * So, can you sign above the line?  21:03, December 24, 2014 (UTC)
 * Let me get this straight...I sign below the line right...? 23:28, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
 * herro 01:42, February 24, 2015 (UTC) 
 * Ello 01:35, January 28, 2016 (UTC)

"HIT HIM AGAIN WITH THE STICK!"

- Edward Richtofen

"Outer space is about to take a big dump, on your FACE!"

- Oz

"Your words are empty. Your soul is hollow. How could you ever hope to put things right?"

- Nikolai Belinski

"(Opens door) Who is it?! Have you come to steal my eyes?! (Points crossbow)"

- Ford Pines

"Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

- Bill Cipher

I'm on other Wikis? True Story.
You can sometimes find me here:
 * GTA Wiki
 * Halo Wiki
 * Borderlands Wiki
 * South Park Archives
 * Minecraft Wiki
 * Teen Titans Wiki
 * Henry Stickmin Wiki
 * Ninjago Wiki

Trivia

 * Roach's signature weapons are the MP5 (CoD4, MW3), MP5K (MW2), STG-44 (WaW, BO and AW), the M27 (BO2), the KL03-Trident (Exo Zombies) and the KN-44 and HG 40 (BO3).
 * Roach developed an anger disorder following the death of his best friend in 2010.
 * He also developed an mental breakdown issue, causing him to be violent when very angered.
 * Call of Duty: Ghosts was the first game in which Roach successfully reached Master Prestige without the help of cheats or hacks (CoD 4 doesn't count after entering a hacked lobby).
 * Roach's favorite songs are Sweet Victory by David Glen Eisley, Through the Fire and Flames by DragonForce and Dead Flowers by Malukah.
 * Roach is most likely the only person on the CoD Wikia who is part French, Irish, German, Scottish and Indian at once.
 * When Roach uses the MP5K in real life, he holds it by the magazine due to it lacking it's Grip.
 * The mission "Birds of Prey" from Call of Duty: Ghosts takes place on Roach's birthday.
 * Roach is a Gemini.
 * Roach's all time favorite page on the entire Call of Duty Wiki is the Summoning Key.