Shangri-La/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Shangri-La

Zombie
"No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"

- after getting a Spikemore kill.

"Ka-Boom!"

- after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.

"DIE! DIE!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies

"I didn't say we could snuggle!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"FREAKS!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Crap! My ears are bleeding!"

- After Shrieker Zombie spawns

"Baaa-Bloee! Nice."

- After getting an explosive kill

Perk-a-Cola
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Gah! My knee caps!"

- After being attacked by a crawler

"Where the hell were you when I went down?"

- After being revived

Utilities
"'Felt the wind on my under-carriage, man! Not cool!"

- After making it past the Punji Spikes  "Ever seen spikes Mr. jones?"

 Using the spikemore. (reference to Indiana Jones)

"I'm flyin'!"

- After taking the geyser

"Hey, neat! It's a mine cart!"

- After noticing the mine cart

Random
"Hey player, I'm gonna be there sitting in your living room if you dont do something about this, or at least until the next max ammo."

- Said randomly.

"Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."

- When entering the mudpit

Starting a Match
"Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"I can use you for my train set"

- When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215

"Pieces be with you!"

- After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you")

"Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"This party's really dead!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Enjoy Hell!"

- When killing a zombie.

Weapon
"Hey, look a new toy."

- When getting the Spikemore

"Hey, zombies! Get back!"

- After getting G11 from the Mystery Box

No Ammo
"Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"

- After having no ammo

"Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"

- After having no ammo

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."

- After being revived

"Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."

- After being revived

"Ow, my shins!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

Utilities/Landmarks
"I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"

- After walking through mud maze

"Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"

- After moving through maze pit

Perk-a-Cola
"Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Starting a Match
"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on,...again."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Do not touch Takeo!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Perk-a-Cola
"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"More time!"

- After getting a Max Ammo

"I will destory!"

- After getting Insta-Kill

Starting a Match
"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on,...again."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Do not touch Takeo!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Perk-a-Cola
"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"More time!"

- After getting a Max Ammo

"I will destory!"

- After getting Insta-Kill

Starting a Match
"This place has power? Neat-o!"

- After beggining a match

Zombie
"Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Touch the Doctor and die!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Gahaha! Glorious!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill

Weapon
"(Angry) BOX!...I hate you."

- After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points

Utilities/Landmarks
"(In a happy tone)Reminds me of my childhood. (In an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"

- After noticing the mine cart

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."

- After noticing water fall by MP5K

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"They can't kill the doctor!"

- After being revived

Perks
"Now their heads will be mine!"

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri