User:Nikolai Cannot Die

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Summary
Greetings from the Soviet Army, comrade! I'm Nikolai Cannot Die, formerly Cpt. Dragunov, but you can call me NCD or just Nikolai, and I'm just another huge Call of Duty fan. I personally think PS3s are the shizz, and most people, including my friends, would disagree with me on that. But that's not important. Anyway, I got the first call of duty a long time ago, and I've been a huge fan ever since. I was born in Portland, Oregon, on January 11, 1997. Currently, my favorite black ops character is Grigori Weaver, representing my city with his fake CIA dossier and my favorite weapon is the Dragunov. My PSN tag is frenchpansy4w02 so feel free to add me as a friend.

I'm probably one of the biggest Yankees fans on the bloody west coast. other things that I'm into include F.C. Barcelona soccer club, hot girls, fishing, and really wanting to be fluent in some other language other than English (Like Spanish or French or Russian or German or something like that. I don't care which one even if it sounds like shit as long as I know another language that doesn't associate me with the Fat Ignorant Gun-Loving American Stereotype.). One of my favorite movies is Inglorious Basterds. I'm taking Spanish but my teacher kind of sucks so i don't know if I'll ever learn it.

I learned about this wiki when i was trying to remember who voiced Cpl. Dunn in Modern Warfare 2. I googled the name and here i am today. My hobbies include living, going to school, playing PS3, arguing this weird psychotic kid i know about Obama (GO OBAMA), and flirting with girls.

When it comes to CoD, I definitely love to snipe, especially on maps like Jungle and WMD. I love the L96A1, although I haven't used a bolt action since the Mosin-Nagant. I am also decent at stealthing, camping, and being a human claymore, but generally I either snipe or Run and Gun. I started editing here November 15, 2010 and have a few goals. I may be semi-active because of school.

= Call of Duty Info =

Current Weapon Favorites
Favorite Assault Rifle:AUG

Favorite SMG: Spectre

Favorite LMG: M60

Favorite Sniper Rifle: L96A1

Favorite Shotgun: Stakeout

Favorite Pistol: Python

Favorite Launcher: Strela-3

Favorite Special: Crossbow

Classes
WMD : AUG ACOG Silenced Yukon Cloak (I think the reference is obvious enough), Python Speed Reloader, Semtex, Nova Gas, Claymores, Hardline, Warlord Pro, Marathon Pro.

Use: Assault in all game modes

Unconventional : Commando Flamethrower, Crossbow, Tomahawk, Concussion Grenades, C4, Scavenger, Sleight of Hand Pro, Hacker.

Use: Team Deathmatch and Domination

Run 'n' Gun : Stakeout Grip Red Cloak, M1911 Dual Wield, Frag, Flashbangs, Tactical Insertion, Lightweight, Sleight of Hand Pro, Marathon Pro.

Use: Run and Gun in Team Deathmatch (all types)

Badass : M60 Grip Siberia Cloak, Strela-3, Frag, Willy Pete, Jammer, Scavenger, Sleight of Hand Pro, Second Chance.

Use: Anti-Aircraft

One Shot Kill : L96A1 Variable Zoom Tiger Cloak, CZ75 Extended Mags, Semtex, Nova Gas, Claymores, Ghost, Scout, Tactical Mask.

Use: Sniping in all Game Modes

Saboteur : Gll, RPG, Frag, Decoy, Tactical Insertion, Flak Jacket, Sleight of Hand Pro, Second Chance.

Use: Assault and Defense in Sabotage, Demolition, and Search and Destroy Game Modes

More classes to come with new releases and Prestige unlocks.

Killstreaks
Spy Plane, Napalm Strike, Chopper Gunner.

Favorite Maps (In Order)
Nuketown, WMD, Jungle, Firing Range, and Summit.

Nazi Zombies
Rounds Survived:

Nacht der Untoten: 23, 3 people (Good times, good times)

Verruckt: 19, 4 people (Meh, coulda gone farther, just let myself get overwhelmed)

Sho Ni Numa: 25, 4 people (I was just a little bitch running around, some guy kicked ass with his Wunderwaffe)

Der Riese: 24, 4 people (Pack-a-Punched Ray Gun and regular Wunderwaffe, no survivors.)

Kino der Toten: 20, 4 people (I had a PaP Ray Gun, a PaP Thundergun, every Perk-a-Cola, a Bowie Knife, and Monkey Bombs. Dream come true. Anyone who says I am lying can ask my PSN friend espinofarias, even though he doesn't edit here. I coulda woulda shoulda gone farther, but I ran out of ammo.)

FIVE: 12, 4 people (I got the Ray Gun, but the asshole Pentagon Thief stole it, and then I just died)

Dead Ops Arcade:9 (Not worth my time)

= Call of Duty Wiki Friends = Some people I would consider my friends. Put your name here if you consider me a friend. Also feel free to remove your name.

Ukimies

Bumblebeeprime09

Doctor Richtoffee

Cpl.Bohater

Sp3ctr3 130 Ki11er

Sgt.Sandwich

= Goals =
 * Achieve 500 edits.
 * Achieve 1000 edits.
 * Achieve 2500 edits.
 * Achieve 5000 edits.
 * Achieve 10,000 edits.
 * Create a template.
 * Become UOTM.
 * Become an Admin.
 * Get an article featured.
 * Gain rollback rights.

= Pages Created =
 * Sarah (deleted)
 * Special
 * Motorbike
 * Pvt. Davis

= Subpages =
 * Fanfiction
 * Sandbox

= Gallery =

What a g.

Me, circa 1945, slaughtering the undead. No biggy.

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

How the hell do you live through losing an eye, Nova 6, Hinds, and elite Soviet soldiers? You just have to be Weaver, thats all.

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