User blog comment:Crazy sam10/CoDWiki News - June 02 2013/@comment-25496444-20130602123142/@comment-3171236-20130603002049

>be E3 >Gabe Newell walks up on stage >pulls down his pants, exposing his anus to the crowd >shits out Half Life 3 beta >crowd begins murdering each other in vicious mosh pit over feces-covered beta >Gabe looks on with a grin as his loyal fanbase savagely kills each other in a mass Gladiator fight