User blog:Okuu Trollzy/I'm making this blog/poem because I am bored and jelly of S.S

Clop Till We Drop, a shitty poem by Sgt. trollz

So many ponies to clop to, so little time.

There's a huge amount of choices,

So let's start with nine.

There's Pinkie, all bubbly and nice,

To Rarity, loaded with spice,

Fluttershy, all gentle and soft

And Twilight, up in her loft.

Sweetie Belle, though not the brightest,

Can be clopped to. Second thoughts? Not in the slightest.

Scootaloo, Bon-Bon,

and yes, even Lyra too.

Cherilee "teaching" young foals,

Rainbow Dash, hot as burning coals...

And so, that is nine,

So, goodbye, and see you next time

Sadly no, that last one didn't rhyme, but hear me,

Fucks are not given to thine.