User blog comment:Codfreak999/If you could make your own three perks what would they be (including pro)/@comment-1945340-20100522221435

Second version:

Sgt Foley: You get 1 XP after listening for 1 minute to Sgt Foley shouting at you. Sgt Foley Pro: Sgt Foley now shouts at you all the time.

Numa Numa: Equipment slot, wich when activated, makes all enemies on the map drop their weapons, sing and dance numa numa, therefore not killing you. Numa Numa Pro: All players playing mw2 on the entire IW net start dancing to numa numa

Hippopotamus: When you are killed by a camper, a helicopter comes and drops and hippopotamus on the camper, killing him. even when inside building, the hippopotamus will crash through the roof. Hippopotamus Pro: Starts dropping hippopotamuses on all campers and spawnkilling them until the end of the game. campers deserver to be hippopotamused.