Kino der Toten/Quotes

Dempsey
"That's the last leg you'll ever hump freak dog."

- When he kills a hellhound.

"We need to turn the power on! It's like deja vu all over again."

- Start of a game

"No power, no glory."

- Start of a game

"Tastes like... fermented herring dipped in cat piss... ugh."

- Buying Quick Revive

"Okay, woah! That was bad-ass!"

- Firing the Thundergun

"NUUUUKE!"

- Getting a nuke

"RE-JUICE!"

- Getting max ammo

"Lets send those freakbags back to 1946!"

- Randomly said when killing zombies with the thundergun.

"Reach for me, Jugger-Girl...oo-rah."

- After getting Juggernog.

"Whatever...even a blind squirrel is right twice a day."

- After being revived.

"K to the I to the A Zombitch!"

- Randomly when killing zombies.

"How come Richtofen's portrait is bigger? Must trying to compensate for something."

- After pressing the action button on Richtofen's portrait

"Ah great, this again."

- When a hellround starts.

"Hey player! Why don't you drop the chips and get me some ammo!"

- When out of ammo

Nikolai
"Stay away from my vodka! ...What? It's a classic!"

- Blowing up a group of zombies with an explosive weapon.

"This makes Nikolai very happy, like first date! ....I bring home flowers!"

- Getting an explosive weapon out of the mystery box

"You are dead now! But you were dead before! Ahh fuck you!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"Have a round on me! Get it? A "round"?  Eh.. never mind, fuck you."

- Getting a headshot

"No it's my vodka! MINE! MY OWN!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"You know how to say owned in Russian?!OWNED!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"I think Dempsey is right. It is a bit fishy"

- Buying Quick Revive

""What's that clicking? Oh, ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Out of my way Piz'da!"

- After killing a zombie (Note- Piz'da means 'Cunt' in Russian)

"This is like standing in grocery line!"

- Waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Snipers may wear diapers, but they get all the ladies!"

- Sometimes after getting M14 off the wall.

"Ahhh, that smells terrible. Kind of like my sixth wife, she was pretty though. Smelly and pretty, weird combination"

- Said after killing a gas zombie.

"Oh, I like, it's pretty!"

- Receiving Pack-a-Punch weapon.

"Hello beautiful, I'll 'cock' you gently"

- Sometimes said after buying an M14 from the wall.

"Don't worry guys! Nikolai is coming for you!"

- Receiving weapon from Pack-a-Punch

"Who didn't pay the electric bill?"

- Said when game starts.

"You don't want my soul, it probably tastes like vodka."

- When a hellround starts.

"Do svidaniya, bitches!"

- After killing multiple zombies

"No power! Just like home."

- Start of a game.

"Why am I so heavy now?"

- after getting a Max Ammo

"They're trying to fetch our souls again!"

- at the start of a Hellround

"Holding this up makes my arms so tired!"

- upon purchasing the M14

"NO! NO VODKA FOR YOU!"

- random killing zombies

"You cannot even beat a drunk Soviet!"

- random killing zombies

"This is nice and light..."

- upon purchasing MPL

"Why is no-one caring about my lack of ammo?"

- no ammo

"just what the doctor ordered!"

- on receiving a Max Ammo power-up.

"Oh, I feel stupid..."

- upon being downed/killed

"I'm out of ammo! Maybe I should just drink instead... piss on someone..."

- Out of ammo

"Wha-what? I was only taking a nap!"

- when revived

"How do you say... "Thank you" in Idiot?"

- when revived

"You see what happened to me? There were thousands!"

- when revived

"You don't want my soul. It probably tastes like vodka. Mmm... vodka."

- Start of a Hellhound round

"Well, they say the camera puts on 10 pounds."

- When looking at his portrait.

"Hey Dempsey! I think they got your bad side!"

- When looking at Dempseys portrait

"Richtofen looks a little younger in this picture"

- When looking at Richtofen's portrait

"I hate you, Takeo..."

- When looking at Takeo's portrait

"Hey! Someone took the picture!"

- When looking at the blank portrait

Takeo
"We need to bring light to this dark place."

- Start of a game

"*chuckling* The Emperor would be amused!"

- Getting the monkey bomb

"I will show them the path!"

- Getting the MPL

"I need more honor!"

- Attempting to open a door/buy a weapon without enough points

"Hmm, a drink that requires a... mature palette"

- Buying Quick Revive

"I have no ammo. I have no honor."

- When out of ammo.

"That will keep them out for a thousand years... eh, a few seconds."

- Takeo after getting the Carpenter power up.

"I cannot be defeated!...probably.."

- Getting a random weapon

"You kill me? No! I kill you."

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him.

"You had an unhappy ending! Ha ha ha!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him.

"Not on this day, tormented soul!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"Let the light of a thousand suns purify your souls!"

- Getting a nuke

"A true warrior needs no weapon!"

- Out of ammo

"I will fire honor at them mightily!"

- Buying an SMG off the wall

Richtofen
"What? The voices are louder!"

- Buying a weapon

"A gift from Sam? But why?!"

- Getting Max Ammo

"I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!!"

- Killing a zombie that recently injured him

"For the revival of the un-fittest!"

- Buying Quick Revive

"Blood! The beautiful BLOOD!"

- Randomly said when killing zombies.

"Did the voices tell you to save me?"

- After being revived.

"Without bullets I will have to resort to....STABBING!"

- After running out of ammo with any weapon

"My mother told me to stop hurting animals."

- After killing a hellhound

"Mommy told me not to hurt animals any more!"

- At the beginning of a hellhound round

"And, he is no longer with us."

- After killing a zombie.

"I need to find some ammunition... *wailing*"

- When out of ammo

"I am nothing but a peasant!"

- When attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Alas, the doctor is too poor to buy this..."

- When attempting to buy something without enough points

"Yes, now their kidneys will be all MINE! And none for you, Dempsey"

- When buying the M14

"He went "splat""

- When killing a zombie with the Olympia

"Yes, COME TO ME, minions!"

- Random

"Aww, the poor puppies!"

- During the beginning of a HellHound round

"They are hurting... we must help them!"

- Random

"Look at it, crawling to me!"

- After dismembering a zombie

"It has no legs, but still moves. Interesting."

- After dismembering a zombie

"Yes, YES, explode!"

- When killing a zombie with an explosive

"It hurts, doesn't it? GOOD!"

- When killing a zombie

"Oh, the showers of the damned!"

- When blowing up zombies

"*Whistling*"

- when waiting for the pack-a-punch machine

"I'm going to kill sooo many now."

- When receiving a pack-a-punched weapon

"It's still alive! It has exploded!"

- When killing a zombie with a grenade

"The flames... of the damned!"

- Getting a nuke

"How can I hear the screams when it has no mouth?"

- Occasionally after getting a headshot

"Do you feel it? Oh I hope they feel it..."

- After killing a zombie

"Samantha, I talked to you about this."

- Said when a teddy bear is acquired in the mystery box

"This is MY creation! And I will destroy it! AND clean it up!"

- Multiple kills

"How can I be running out of ammo?!"

- When running low on ammo

"No ammo is no fun!"

- When out of ammo

"Yes, my children, I am coming!"

- Picking up the Olympia

"So THIS is what Maxis was keeping from me!"

- Getting a Thundergun

"They will be all over the walls! And the ceiling! And the floor!"

- Getting a Crossbow w/Explosive Bolts

"More time to play with my pretty ones!"

- When obtaining Max Ammo

"(impatiently)Ja, ja, ja, the power's off and we need to turn it back on."

- When game starts

"Ugh, this is just so... heavy."

- When buying the M14

"Get off my legs, minion!"

- When being attacked by a crawler

"Just DIE!"

- When being attacked by a crawler

"How DARE you touch the doctor?"

- When killing a zombie

"Oh joy! No power!"

- Game starting.

"Oh look, its me...but not quite as magnificent!"

- When looking at his Portrait

"Oh its a picture of the monkey bomb!"

- When looking at Takeo's Portrait

"Its eyes are following me!"

- When looking at Nikolai's Portrait

"Hello Dempsey..oh wait..its just a portrait...AN UGLY ONE!"

- When looking at Dempsey's Portrait

"This one did not photograph so well."

- When looking at the blank portrait.

"Could this be the DG-3, the DG-3 that is just for me?"

- Getting the Thundergun

"Ohhh... Death for sale! How Nice! -Obtaining Firesale