Template talk:User:MLGisNot4Me/Why Blops Sucks

THIS IS NOT ME TALKING SHIT, JUST MY OPINION
Hey dude this is a reply to your opinion of Black Ops Singleplayer. BTW, I am not a 3arc fanboy, I prefer MW3, but BO wasn't too crappy.
 * 1) Repeating quotes:
 * 2) *"Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner... ALL must die"
 * 3) *"I keep hearing the FUCKING NUMBERS!!"
 * 4) *"Where is the numbers/broadcast station?!"
 * 5) * WELL IF YOU PLAYED THE STORY, YOU WOULD KNOW HE WAS BRAINWASHED, THEN REZNOV REVERSED THE PROGRAM SO HE WOULD KILL THOSE THREE RUSSIANS. THE NUMBERS WERE THE SET OFF CODE. THE NUMBER BROADCAST STATION WAS ON THE SHIP ON THE LAST MISSION.
 * 6) Fail subtitle censor. 'Fuck' is sometimes censored and sometimes not, but they can always be heard. I NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE.
 * 7) The glitch when enemies have Juggernaut Pro. NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS.
 * 8) Every playable character is American WHY IS THAT A BAD THING? ITS A GOOD THING, EVERY BADASS IN MW IS BRITISH.  (excluding Reznov in Project Nova)
 * 9) Kravchenko always has >:[ face, doesn't speak and is a pet of Dragovich DONT GET WHY THATS BAD
 * 10) Steiner (along his troops) shows the true will of Nazis; rather surrender than die for your country with honor YEAH, NOT ALL NAZI'S WERE BRAVE.
 * 11) Dimitri's death = I ACTUALLY DO AGREE WITH THAT:'(
 * 12) Avery Johnson -> Griggs -> Bowman THATS BECAUSE THEY'RE BADASS' AND THEY DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY chain keeps going.
 * 13) Only one mission in Cuba WE ONLY HAD ONE MISSION IN CUBA IN THIS WHOLE WORLD.
 * 14) I didn't notice any references to WHY DID YOU NEED REFERENCES TO THOSE. THATS MW'S JOB. BESIDES WHY IT WOULD REFERENCE SPR, OR BHD? SPR WAS IN WW2 AND BHD WAS IN THE 1993 Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan or Black Hawk Down.
 * 15) No cliffhanger ending UH MASON, WEAVER, AND HUDSON ESCAPING! TOTAL SET UP FOR A SEQUEL.
 * 16) You can't see on what difficulty you have completed a mission, it actually made me play Rebirth two times on Veteran. I DO AGREE WITH THIS.
 * 17) The main menu is cool, but takes a shitload of RAM for a menu. PLAY ON 360, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER

NOW WHAT WAS REALLY GOOD ABOUT BO.

YOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTER ACTUALLY TALKS DURING THE MISSION AND THE CUTSCENES!!!!!!!!!! SOMETHING THAT MW3 FAILED TO DO (NOT INCLUDING THE FEW LINES YURI AND PRICE SAY BEFORE A FEW MISSIONS)

VERY COOL MAC-V-SOG MISSIONS.

SPETSNAZ PLAYED LIKE ELITE COMMANDOS AND VIETCONG PLAYED LIKE CRAZY BASTERDS!

THE WHITE HOUSE CUTSCENE/MISSION WAS VERY COOL.

WOODS WAS A BADASS

MASON WAS A BADASS

HUDSON WAS A BADASS

FLAMETHROWERS!

AUG AS AN ASSAULT RIFLE

RC-XD WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

YES THE BALANCING USUALLY FUCKED UP THE GAME, BUT! AT LEAST THEY DID PATCH THINGS UNLIKE IW.

NO COMMANDO FROM MW2, NO ONE MAN ARMY, NO STOPPING POWER.

PERK SET UPS WERE COOL, ALWAYS ROCKED HARDLINE, WARLORD, NINJA, AUG WITH DUAL MAGS AND SILENCER.

ATTACK DOGS AND BLACKBIRD!

AND OF COURSE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THE THINGS I DID NOT LIKE

SINGLEPLAYER

ON VETERAN, WAY TOO FUCKING HARD, INFINITE RESPAWNS WAS RIDONKULOUS.

'''GRAPHICS!!!!!!! COME ON, THEY COULD OF RE-USED IW'S 2.0 ENGINE.'''

PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT GHOST CONTINUOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT THE AK-74U,THEN BITCHED ABOUT THE FAMAS, NOW THEY BITCH ABOUT THE AUG. SO EVERYONE JUST WANTS EVERYGUN TO BE 8 BULLETS AT ALL TIME.

I WAS SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE NAPALM AIRSTRIKE..... BUT SADLY IT WAS FUCKING LAME.

SNIPING WAS LAME

SEEMED LIKE IT WAS THE MOST CAMPY COD IN HISTORY AROUND 3 O CLOCK WHEN ALL LITTLE SHITS GET HOME.