Moon/Quotes

This is the list of the characters' quotes from the Zombies map Moon.

Entering Area 51
"Ugh. Why did Richtofen bring us here."

- Start of game

"Why they call this place Paradise Ranch is beyond me. Desert sucks."

- Start of a game

"Home sweet home."

- Upon entering the Receiving Area.

"Hey, I think power is already on here."

- Start of game

Entering Griffin Space Station
"There's a universe full of titty bars and we end up here."

- When entering the moon.

Zombies
"No dice, gutter-slugs."

- When getting a knife kill

"What a rush."

- When getting multiple kills

"No hugs buttercup."

- When getting a knife kill

"EAT IT!"

- When getting a knife kill

"Eat shit and puke."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Eat it and love me gas-hag."

- When killing a crawler

"That. Never. Gets. Old."

- When getting an explosive kill

"Blackjack freaksacks. You lose."

- When killing a zombie

"Not a chance fleshsore."

- After killing zombie that hit him.

"Congratulations freakbags, you just found the ass-kicking line."

- When Swarmed

"Not a chance in hell, cupcake."

- When getting a kill.

"Try new 'Lobe Be-Gone'. Available at the end of my gun."

- After getting a headshot

Downed/Hit/Revived
"That wouldn't happen if you guys didn't SUCK!"

- Upon being revived.

No Oxygen
"Must... hold... breath... Quit... talking."

- When P.E.S is off in airless environment

"Can't......breathe."

- When P.E.S. is off when air is not on

"Lungs...giving...out."

- When taking the P.E.S. off in space

"This...really...sucks."

- When taking the P.E.S. off in space

P.E.S
"Nice, now I wont have to smell Nikolai anymore."

- when equipping the P.E.S

"Alright, fresh air!"

- when equipping the P.E.S

"Ah, now I wont have to smell Richtofen's ass breath anymore."

- When equipping the P.E.S

Easter Egg
"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."

- Upon completion of Richtofen's Grand Scheme Easter Egg.

Weapons
"Look at this...shiny."

- After receiving the Bowie Knife

"I wonder if anyone would design a fully automatic sniper rifle, would kinda defeat the purpose, but heh... it would be cool."

- Upon getting a sniper rifle.

"Alright. I get to be a sniper for once."

- When getting a sniper rifle.

"I'll fill 'em with so many holes, they'll belong in church!"

- When buying a machine gun off the walls.

No Ammo
"Okay. No ammo sucks in a shooter, doesn't it?"

- When out of ammo

"Need to round up some rounds."

- When low on ammo

Power-Up
"Who else wants some of this. Everyone's favorite."

- When getting Max Ammo

Perk-a-Cola
"I like the "Beer" part, but I wonder where its "Root" came from."

- When buying Double Tap Root Beer

"Hey baby! Nice juggs, good nog, good times."

- After buying juggernog.

Utilities
"Suddenly I feel like I'm in a really bad movie. I mean really bad."

- When using gravity lift

"Bounce and shoot. Bounce and shoot. I'm liking it."

- When using gravity lift

"Boing!"

- When using gravity lift

"Ah, I can finally be Spaceman Cosmonaut! Like little Nikolai always dreamed of!"

   - Said when first teleporting to the moon.
'''"Ah, a moon base! The perfect place for my favorite hobby, hitting random buttons with out any caution what-so-ever!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area. '''

"Finally, I've made it to the Moon. You were wrong fourth wife. YOU WERE WRONG!"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

"So, we are on... the Moon. Really at this point, even going to the Moon is not a surprise."

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area.

"Can't...breath...on the Moon....Anyone...else...find...this...wierd?"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

"(Singing) Suffocating...on the Moon...Zombies disappear...into the gloom..."

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

"This moon base is pretty cool, but how did zombies get up here?"

- Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

Zombie
'''"Take THAT, you legless hellpig!"

- After killing a crawler '''

"Pull down the trigger, zombies die, simple enough."

- After killing a group of Zombies

"Wheeee! This is fun!"

- After using the Launch Pad

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!"

- After stabbing a zombie

"1! 2! 3! 4! 5! I kill them all!"

- Nikolai, after killing a zombie.

"Ouch! Little Nikolai, are you hurt? (In high pitched voice) No Papa!"

- Nikolai, after being hit by a crawler.

Powerup
"Now I can go home and tell seventh wife I make double points! ...And about new girlfriend."

- When receiving a double points powerup.

Weapon
"Yay! This bomb-y thingy did something nice for Nikolai!"

- After killing a zombie with the QED

"Oh great, almost out of ammo, I hate having to wait for that green floating-thingy!"

- Upon running out of ammo. (A reference to the Max Ammo Power-Up. Possibly from Shangri-La)

"I would 360 noscope all you zombies, but I would get dizzy. Someone else do it."

- After getting a Sniper Rifle. This is a reference to trickshotters.

"I think this is what Dempsey calls, a Boom Dick!"

- Nikolai, after buy a Stakeout off the wall. A reference to Dempsey frequently calling shotguns a "Boom stick."

"Ohh, low on ammo. Think, Nikolai, think. Okay, I got it. HELP! I NEED MORE AMMO!"

- When low on ammo.

"I think this big weapon makes me look sexy. Sexy, Russian Nikolai..."

- Upon receiving certain weapons from the Mystery Box or the M16.

Random
"That brings smile to my face!"

- Random

"Space Nikolai leaps across the Moon!"

- Randomly when jumping.

"Look at me! I am space man cosmonaut."

- Randomly when jumping.

"Too much blinky-blinky, not enough DRINKY-DRINKY."

- When trying to do Step 2 of the Easter Egg

Start of Game
"What is this new madness?"

- After starting the Game.

"Great Scott! This is a new way to start."

- After starting the Game.

"Okay, for first time in ages, Takeo is surprised."

- After starting the Game

"I get it. We are not supposed to be here."

- After starting the Game

Moon Base
"This place has "Richtofen" written all-over it. Not literally. That was the last place"

- After teleporting to the Moon. Referencing Richtofen's name being carved upon the altar in Shangri-La.

"Ugh, I need a vacation, someplace uhh nice."

- After teleporting to the Moon

"Ow, the Moon. How predictable."

- After teleporting to the Moon

"And NOW we must turn on the power..."

- After teleporting to the Moon

"We must stop the machine, before it's too late!"

- After hearing the Escavator Breach Alarm

"What new Devilsh Challenge is this?"

- After hearing the Escavator Breach Alarm

"Takeo....can...hold..his..breath.....indefinitely.."

- When not wearing the P.E.S in an airless room

Weapons
"Good things, come with MG's."

- When getting an MG

"I would smile.... If I knew how."

- When getting an SMG

"Bah, I've had better."

- When getting an SMG

Pack-A-Punch
"(sigh) Nikki, still drinking. I feel so sorry for him."

- Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch

"(sigh) Dempsey, his mind is still mostly empty, but there is still hope."

- Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch

Perk-A-Cola
"Now I can Jugg their Noggs."

- After drinking Jugger-Nog

"Headshots come natural to Takeo."

- After drinking Deadshot

"Yum! This never taste so good!"

- After drinking Quick Revive

"I am ready! Bring 'em on Cowboy yee-haaaw!"

- After drinking Double Tap

"This is helpful, although not my favorite."

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Now THIS Is Cola!"

- After drinking Mule Kick

"This drink makes Takeo strong!"

- After drinking Mule Kick

Zombies
"I stabe die."

- After knifing a Zombie (A reference to Richtofen's identical quote in Shangri-La)

"How dare you touch Takeo?!"

- After killing a zombie that just hit him

"I will avenge.. myself!"

- After killing a Zombie that just hit him

"I would say "BANZAI!" but Takeo is no cliché"

- After killing lots of Zombies

Crawlers
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these Crawlers are very amusing!"

- After making a Crawler

"I would take one as a pet, if it was not for the mess."

- After making a Crawler

"OUCH! My legs are not for eating!"

- After getting hit by a Crawler

Ammo
"No ammo? .... Not cool.."

- When out of ammo

"No more ammo means no more fun"

- When out of ammo (A possible reference to a similar quote made by Richtofen)

"Anybody got a extra bullet?"

- Getting low on ammunition

"Mag? Mag? Anyone got a mag!?"

- Getting low on ammunition

Gravity
"Okay, put me down! Put me down!"

- While jumping in low gravity

"Low gravity, is honorable!"

- While jumping in low gravity

"Why is this jumping weird?"

- While jumping in low gravity

Hacking
"What is this Hacking, I see no sharp blades or edges."

- After pickup up the Hacker

"Hacking-Takeo on it's way!"

- After pickup up the Hacker

Other
"I promise to destroy every last remnant of 935! I will destroy them all!"

- After completing Richtofen's Grand Scheme

"Just what a doctor ordered. No, not you Richtofen."

- After getting max ammo or after getting power up from QED. Reference to John Kennedy from "Five".

"I will take it anytime."

- After getting shots from weapons from QED.

Reaching the moon base
"It will all be over soon, just do as I do and try not to die."

- After entering the base.

"FINALLY IT WILL BE MINE! I mean, hey I think we're in space!"

- After putting on helmet.

Perk-A-Colas
"Revive this you animals!"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

Easter Egg
"Hello Samantha, you little brat. Your time is coming. Soon.(Laughs) SO SOON!"

- After revealing Samantha from the pyramid

"It's Mine, FINALLY ITS MINE!"

- When Recieving The Vrll Generator

"I WIN! The POWER! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! But not before we continue the game."

- After swapping bodies with Samantha

Ammo
"MY AMMO IS LOW!"

- When low on ammo

"Oh no, I need ammo."

- When low on ammo

Miscellaneous
"This will open your mind! Ahahahaha, get it? Open your mind! Forget it..."

- After getting a headshot

"Without the bullets I will have to start stabbing. AH! STABBING!"

- When out of ammo, similar to a quote said in Kino der Toten

"I take your soul!"

- Knifing during Insta-Kill

"It goes *high pitch* BOOM!. But not so high pitched more like BOOM!"

- Buying Semtex

"MORE! GIVE ME MORE! Ok, little less."

- After killing many Zombies

"Oh no, I got to go."

- After using the Launch Pad

"Oh good, I'm dolphin diving!"

- After diving.

"*gasping* This is...all..Dempsey's fault!...I hate pie!"

- When taking the P.E.S. off outside

"NEIN!...AIR!...GOOD FOR...TORTURE..*cough*"

- When taking the P.E.S off outside

"The...Doctor...needs..to find..some..AIR!!"

- When taking the P.E.S off outside

"I am dying!"

- When downed

"Oh, this must be the place where they make the apple pies."

- When entering the receiving area.

"Dempsey, I can see your house from here. It's on fire!"

- When entering the receiving area.

"My mad Haxor Skill is only eclipsed by my Mad Scientist Skills"

- When using the Hacker

"I think they want your Apple Pies, American, hahahahahahahahaha, and he'd be carrying the Python. Forget it."

- Randomly

"Yes! It worked, now onto phase 12!"

- When turning the power on or opening a door, sometimes even at random times.

"A kill! I AM THE VICTOR!"

- When getting a Kill

Ludvig Maxis
"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause."

- Said after Big Bang easter egg mission is started.

Easter Egg
"I have finished the calculations. Launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

- Said after completing final game of Samantha Says

"30 seconds to impact."

- Said when rockets are halfway to Earth.

Pack-A-Punch
"I hate Edward! He has lied to daddy since I was just a little girl. *laughs*"

- When waiting for the Pack-a-Punch

Easter Egg
"But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"

- Samantha upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement.

Zombies
"Zombies! Go Bother Nikolai."

- When swarmed.

"Pop goes the zombie..."

- Explosive kill

"Let's play hide and seek!"

- Upon getting a kill. A reference to the Fly Trap.

"Next time,﻿ Uncle Edward will give you stronger legs! Edward!! Give them stronger legs! You're terrible at this!"

- When making a crawler(Reference to how Richtofen is controlling the Zombies now)

Mystery Box
"Oh, goodie! Hahahahah!"

- Receiving a good gun from the box

"You cannot hide in there forever Edward!"

- Receiving a teddy bear from the box

"Let's play a game!"

- When getting a Machine Gun from the box

"He he he! Samantha's been a naughty little girl!"

- When getting an assault rifle from the box

"My favorite little toy!"

- When receiving a Ray Gun from the box

"Oh, no! This is not fun."

- When receiving a pistol from the box

"Oh! I can't make them play dead with this!"

- When getting a pistol from the box

Ammo
"No fair, I don't have anything to kill with!"

- When out of ammo