User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-113026-20100125022142

After Arnold Schwarzenegger's performance in Terminator 2, you call him a "Model noob."

You look forward to showing your children a picture of a lighted Washington, D.C. with nostalgia.

You've chased many a man wearing a blue striped tracksuit through a city, mistaking them for Victor Zakhaev.

You miss Wet Work more than you miss your ex.

Your reaction to Half-Life 2 being lauded as the "game of the decade" is "...yes, but did it have Create-a-Class? I THINK NOT!"

You think the guy who wrote Apocalypse Now got the line "Charlie Don't Surf" from Call of Duty 4.

You look at the attachments on people's guns and wonder how many kills it took to get them.