User blog:Sgt. S.S./The "unchangeables" of the wiki

I was thinking a bit, and I realised: there are certain things on the wiki that will never change, no matter how much we might try to change them. I call them the wiki's "unchangeables".

Below is a brief list of "unchangeables".


 * 1) Smuff will always be the pr0est admin on the wiki (with the most epic rant, too).
 * 2) Eltomo will always be called "elmo".
 * 3) The My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fad will never die out. Ever.
 * 4) Sgt. S.S. will always have the largest blog listing on the wiki. (Take a look for yourself if you don't believe me.)
 * 5) There will always be vandals.
 * 6) There will always be trolls.
 * 7) There will always be vandalising trolls.
 * 8) There will always be trolling vandals.
 * 9) There was another thing to do with vandals and trolls, but I forget what it is.
 * 10) One day, the wiki shall have in excess of one hundred admins.
 * 11) I will never know if COD:AGF is a policy or a guideline.
 * 12) There will always be fanboys on the wiki.
 * 13) IRC will always be cooler than chat. Full stop.
 * 14) There will always be crappy jokes and memes on the wiki.
 * 15) We will never agree on whether Special Ops or Zombies is better.
 * 16) This blog will always be awesome.
 * 17) I will always be awesome.
 * 18) The wiki shall never die! (Except for when the CoD series dies, but that's for another blog.)

Can you guys think of any other "unchangeables"?