User:Didikins

"Didikins Von Zalo III, at your service."

- Didikins when entering Ogrepin's office. "It's Ogre, not 21."

- Didikins' response to 9 + 10. "Sir, The Shrekoning is within our grasp. Should we ignore the chance, the enemy will surely claim victory. Falling back isn't an option!"

- Didikins, discussing Operation Warquad with Ogre Generals. "Your friendly neighborhood Brogre."

- Didikins, upon being asked for his name. "WHAT, ARE YOU DOING, IN MY SWAMP?!?"

- Didikins, when a bunch of fairies 'n shit got up in his grill. "I am Shrek. The mud transformed."

- Didikins, to some innocent bystanders.

Welcome to me homepage! Feel free to have a look around or give me a message. Do excuse my terrible page craftsmanship skills; I'm getting there, man!

Actual info about me

 * My favorite game by a landslide is Need for Speed: Underground 2.
 * I love The Doors as a band, partially due to Snoop Dog's remake of it in Need for Speed: Underground 2.
 * I'm an avid fan of shotguns in Call of Duty, and my favorite shotgun has to be the Black Ops 2 M1216.
 * I hit my only 5-man feed with an M1216.
 * I [currently] play high school football, primarily as a Defensive Tackle.
 * I detest quickscoping, especially in World at War and Modern Warfare 3.
 * I sucked ass at Call of Duty: Ghosts, and I still do.
 * I love playing Zombies from time to time.
 * My highest round is round 41 on Outbreak (because I'm forever a nub).
 * To compound my nub-esque abilities, my highest round on literally the game's easiest map is Round 28. Forever a nub.
 * I'm considered a nub.
 * I've completed over 20 Extinction missions and have several abilities including Hypno Knife a Rhino.
 * My favorite Extinction Class is the Weapon Specialist.
 * I don't understand people that hate glitchers. It's the fault of the developers that these glitches and glitchers exist.
 * On this Wiki, I like making unbiased weapon descriptions on weapon pages.
 * I'm a joker. And usually a bad one, too.
 * I'm a fan of supercars. My favorites are the Porsche Carrera GT, the Ferrari F40, and the RUF CTR 3.
 * Not to mention the golden oldies like the Cadillac Seville (specifically the 1959 iteration) and the good 'ol Chevrolet Camaro.
 * I'm active on chat, so you can usually find me there once a day.
 * Regarding chat: I don't have Did as a ping phrase, so don't expect it to work unless I'm immediately looking at the chat. This is because I'll get pinged for things like "Did you just do that?"
 * I've been blocked in the past. Despite my activity and desire to ameliorate and have fun on the wiki, I don't have a clean record.
 * For entertainment, I enjoy watching Vanossgaming, Merkmusic, and Mini Ladd on Youtube.
 * My favorite Call of Duty title is Call of Duty: World at War 2.
 * I love the NA-45 from Advanced Warfare, and I affectionately call it a C4 Rifle.
 * This is partially because I own the Ravager.
 * Another one of my loves is the XMG. Mowing down enemies has never been easier.
 * This is partially because I own both the Bacon and Eggs and Meat and Potatoes.

Notable camo and Elite Variant list
Here's a list of all gold, diamond, and royalty camouflages I've obtained. This section can be subject to frequent changes. I will also list some weapon variants of mine.

Black ops 2 Gold and Diamond

 * Shotguns
 * MK-48
 * PDW-57
 * Type 25

Gold in Ghosts

 * Assault Rifles (exception: ARX-160)
 * Submachine Guns (exception: Vepr)
 * Ameli
 * M27-IAR
 * Bulldog

Diamond and Royalty in Advanced Warfare

 * Assault Rifles
 * Shotguns
 * ASM1
 * PDW
 * Atlas-45
 * Ameli

Elite Variants

 * MP11 Squeaker
 * HBRa3 Insanity (x3, bite me)
 * EM1 Pwner
 * Both SN6's
 * Both Ameli's (Chicanery x2)
 * AMR9 Pro Pipe x 2
 * Both Bulldog's (Face Hammer x 2)
 * RW1 Holiday
 * PDW Chucker
 * Bal-27 Obsidian Steed
 * KF5 Spanner
 * NA-45 Ravager
 * MORS The Doctor
 * AK-12 Finger Trap (extremely underrated)
 * Both ARX-160's (Steel Bite x 2)
 * Tac-19 Sledgehammer
 * Atlas 20mm Virtuosity
 * XMG Bacon and Eggs (true loving)
 * EPM3 - Parsec (Supply credit bait)
 * SAC3 Blood & Glory
 * IMR Boar Strike (Supply credit bait)
 * MK14 Eagle Eye (Supply credit bait)
 * MP443 Grach Feeling Lucky (Supply credit bait)
 * MAHEM Fused (supply credit bait)
 * MAAWS Ignition (Supply credit bait)
 * Stinger M7 Firehawk (Supply credit bait)

Notable non-Elite Variants

 * Every Ameli
 * Every Bulldog (exception: Rifled)
 * KF5 Genuine
 * AK-12 Feeder and Hair Trigger
 * Bal-27 .308 and Tactical
 * SN6 Executioner and Hammer (x3)
 * Atlas-45 Woo
 * MP11 Savior and Deceiver
 * EM1 LEL and Sweet Dreams
 * PDW Dead Eye
 * RW1 Prototype and Tempest
 * Atlas 20mm Enlisted's
 * MK14 Descreator and Signature
 * Tac-19 Upper Cut, Breacher, & Round House
 * ARX-160 Hole Puncher (x3, steel bite me m8)
 * NA-45 Sharpshooter (pure bonus)
 * XMG Meat and Potatoes

Signature list
Sign here, or forever hold your peace. Didikins (talk) 04:10, February 6, 2015 (UTC)


 * First! 04:14, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * Didikins is a good editor, he does the very much good edits. Capt. MillerTalk 04:43, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * quickscope 06:00, February 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * Doesn't everything have layers? 10:41, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * 18:20, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * I could've swore I signed here... 18:32, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * Shrek is love, shreck is life  20:35, February 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * Haha, kinda!!!! 05:59, March 28, 2015 (UTC)
 * Hooah 21:15, June 8, 2015 (UTC)
 * heil shrekler 01:13, July 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * This. Signature. Has. Layers. 01:26, July 16, 2015 (UTC)