User:Azuris/Quotes

Quotes
Edit "The more things change, the more they stay the same. Policies shift, new editors step in; but Admins always finds a place to rest their heads. We fought and bled along side the wikians; we should've known they’d boycott us for it. History is written by the victor, and here I am, thinking we'd won. But you bring down one vandal and they find someone even worse to replace him. Articles change... the edits, the vandalism. Yesterday's editors are today’s vandals... Train them to edit alongside you and pray they don’t eventually decide to hate you for it, too."

- CodExpert

"We are the most powerful wikia in the history of man. Every edit is our edit, because what happens over on that wiki matters over this one. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of your edit menu is the difference between the prospering of your wikia, and utter vandalism. We can't give you mainspace edits. But we can give you the know-how to acquire them. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole article of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest editcount, but it matters a helluva lot more who's edit quality is better. This is a time for B'Crats. A time for Wikia Staff. History is written by the wiki. Let's get to work."

- CodExpert

"The Vandal is rising. Face the might of the Vandal Zombies in their wikiland. This is where it all began. This is where the master policy took shape. Is this where it all ends?"

- CodExpert

"You know what they say about vandalsim... you better be ready to get banned... (long pause) Blocking me wouldn't change that. (long pause) Go ahead and end it. It wouldn't change anything. (long pause) Hmph. I know you couldn't do it. (long pause) You're a good editor... but you can never take that extra edit... to do what was absolutely necessary."

- CodExpert

"The healthy wikians mind doesn't go to the article in the morning like it is it's last edit there. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you are close to getting blocked is kinda freedom. Good time to take...edit buttons. Outedited. Outvandalized. Out of our Admins. But the forums and blogs here stained with thousands of minutes of quitting. They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast arrays of edits, this is the one we edit for ourselves, we go forward like an B'Crat exhaled from the wiki. With vigor in our edits and only one goal in sight. We. Will. Block him."

- CodExpert

"Okay wikians. The article still needs our help. Anyone wanna back out...? ...didn't think so."

- CodExpert

"Welcome to CoD-Wiki. You are about to begin the greatest moment of your life. The Vandals have lost hundreds of editors and more. Vandal's have brutalized hordes are now advancing towards CoD-Wiki over mountains of their own blocked blood. Our Admins, our b'Crats, our great Wiki, has given us the task not to let the enemy reach the Wikia Staff and to defend the wiki of CoD-Wiki. Forward against the enemy! Up into the unremitting battle comrades, for CoD-Wiki, for our great wikia! Not one step back! Cowards and traitors will be banned! Do not count days, do not count miles, count only the number of Vandals you have blocked! Block the Vandal! This is your mother's prayer! Block the Vandal! This is the cry of your Wikian Earth! Do not waver! Do not let up! Block! Ban to the Vandal invader!"

- CodExpert

"Editor: What the Hell are we gonna' do now, man? Vandals got us outnumbered, articles are falling from the sky. We're screwed man! We're totally—" Me: "Shut up! Get a grip Wikian! Our edit buttons still work, which means we can still block some ass!"

- CodExpert

"We thought we were going to edit the wiki all by ourselves. We were wrong."

- CodExpert

"We should spread the word! (speaks over megaphone) Wikians of CoD-Wiki! A ring of steel surrounds your ravaged wiki! We will outedit all those who dare to resist the will of the Admins! Abandon your wikis! Abandon your posts! Abandon all edits! URRRAAA!!!"

- CodExpert

"Two rules. Rule number one, you're no good to me blocked. Rule number two... what difference does it make? You're all probably going to end up blocked anyway..."

- CodExpert

"Ok guys, listen up. We're on a top secret edit to get coffee and donuts, problem is the vandals drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta go block their asses."

- CodExpert

"Edit Team Two coming out of the treeline. Good to see you guys made it. We'll give you rollback cover once you're inside the perime - what the hell is that?"

- CodExpert

"Vandalism is like a ghost. It takes over every editor it touches. It's thirst cannot be quenched, until the last vandal standing has been blocked. The wiki's users will look and wonder... how it came to this. You may be able to block me, but the vandals will eventually come for you."

- CodExpert

"The rotten cancer of the vandalism ravages CoD-Wiki like a plague. Their relentless drive into our mainspace steals the lives of B'Crats, Admins, and editors alike. The arrogance of their edits is matched only by the brutality of their vandalism. These are the darkest days of the Vandal occupation of CoD-Wiki."

- CodExpert

"The wiki has been your flame war battlefield. Everywhere you go, the blood of B'Crats and Admins screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because this wiki is not your own. But you will... you will."

- CodExpert

"Our so called vandals prostituted us to the darkness... destroyed our articles... our contributions... our mainspace. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. My blood... on their hands. They are the vandals. All vandals will leave CoD-Wiki immediately... or suffer the banning."

- CodExpert

"Mark my words wikia, one day policies will change. We will take the edits to their wiki, to their editors, to their mainspace!"

- CodExpert

"We have lost many brave editors, but their sacrifice is not in vain. Our B'Crats now form a line of steel so powerful that all vandal resistance will be crushed beneath it's mighty treads. Today- we will watch as vandals fall."

- CodExpert

"Our edits tightens around the black heart of vandals. The vandal demands all to shed their last drop of blood in it's defense. The old, the young, the weak. If they stand for vandalism, they die for vandalism. Article by article. Section by section. One block at the time."

- CodExpert

"This is for the record. Artiles are written by an editor. Wikis are filled with vandals. If they live, and we get blocked, his edit becomes written - and ours is lost. Vandals will be the heroes. 'Cause all you need to change the wiki is one good act of vandalsim and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest act of vandalsim a vandal ever played on history. His edit will be the edit. But only if he lives, and we get blocked."

- CodExpert