User talk:TNT LotLP

Greetings Svoloch!


Welcome to the Call of Duty Wiki mudak! There's a lot to do around here, so I hope you'll stay with us and make many more improvements. and pancakes. with vodka


 * Recent changes is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help with the pancakes


 * Please sign in, if you haven't already, and create a user name! It's only $6.99 per second., and it'll help you keep track of all your vodka pancakes.


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I'm really happy to have you here homie, and look forward to contributing with you!


 * Moozipan Cheese 23:18, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

urbanized the text a bit. he was too nice. --TNT LotLP 10:10, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


 * Yeah, Commissar Letlev's my homeboy. Moozipan Cheese 10:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

respect, yo. Vassilli is my homie. Also, like the pancakes with vodka? --TNT LotLP 12:01, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


 * I love the sound of pancakes with vodka. America meets Russia. Moozipan Cheese 17:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Seriously though, I'm gonna add a lot of information on the wikia as soon as the game hits the shelves. I didn't even download the pirated version... even though I want to, badly.

I did a lot of the stats pages on the borderlands wiki, but it's so damn small. I'm happy that this is a bit of a bigger community, and I really want to help improve it. I don't know how useful it is, that I'm a ballistics expert on small arms, and would like to add history-related details in weapons like the M16/M4/AK have, however I do not know how much this is appreciated. --TNT LotLP 12:06, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


 * As long as you edit a lot, I'm sure you'll settle in quite well. We have a pretty good community, and you'll eventually realise who the biggest editors are. As for history with guns, for the most part we like to have a very short history on its real life counterpart (as that's more for Wikipedia) and concentrate on the weapon in the game. You can always add a little to the guns' Trivia sections or anything you know about the new weapons that are in Modern Warfare 2. The weapon pages for it are pretty bare at the moment.


 * And I can't wait for Modern Warfare 2 either. Only a few more days! Moozipan Cheese 17:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I know, I wasn't planning on making this a second wikipedia, but I can always put on a few interesting real life/game comparisons. for example, how the M4 and M16 bullets, and even that of the TAR-21 all do a different amount of damage, (especially the TAR21 which has an almost full damage meter) although they all use the 5.56 NATO round. This really annoyed me in WaW, the .45 ACP round of the thompson did less damage than the 9X19 parabellum using MP40. making the MP40 overpowered :P

But, I'd like to contribute as much as I can. Generally not so much solid facts, save for the weapon info, but strategies and tactics. they seemed to be greatly appreciated in the borderlands wikia, I wonder how it'll go here.

Also, saw my combination of vodka pancakes? Vodcakes! awesome! (keep forgetting my signature) --TNT LotLP 20:26, November 5, 2009 (UTC)


 * Vodcaked and panka... yummy. Anyway, feel free to add interesting trivia like that, and how the guns in-game compare to their real-life counterparts. Just don't go writing 1,000 words on how the gun originated or anything really in-depth about its history, as that is generally discouraged. And as for strategies and tactics - most definitely; especially if you have specific multiplayer map tips, since if you check out Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare's multiplayer level articles, you'll find they're all pretty basic. Moozipan Cheese 22:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

You finally made your user page
Only slightly younger than me. :3 Moozipan Cheese 22:25, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was time for that, stupid red link on my name :P And, yes, slightly younger. but I probably have more facial hair. that said, it's time to shave. anyways. I kinda used your page as a template, tought me a lot about text formatting. going to have to remember that, it's very handy. the whole Wikipedia:(something}| for instance instead of adding outside links. I'm a commander rank on COD4 multiplayer, I just love the whole sound of "Master gunnery sergeant". I mean, come on. it sounds so cool.

And, made? Only the infobox xd I'll have to pull some details on me... but that's so boring. I mean, I've got plenty of profile pages. even a gamer profile page called "playfire.com". "enough on the internet about me" :P Also, you can freely see my (extremely dutch) last name, which you, seemingly, don't share. But I'm so damn dutch spec-ops that I don't actually exist. so I don't have to worry about that :P (damn, forgot signature)


 * I have no facial hair at all. How odd. :(


 * As for the Infobox, I just stole it from some other user's profile and adapted it as well. Feel free to edit the Special Ops pages by the way, I don't mind. It can be a race to see who can make the articles first. Moozipan Cheese 22:50, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

meh, race? I don't like that. I'd rather makes pages with good quality. if you hastily make a crappy page that I'll have to improve... I don't see a reason for that. besides. I've got the guide. I can make the pages before playing the game :P

no pc version, so screenshots will be hard. I might just dl the pc version, I'm buying the 360 version anyways. infinity ward will make the same amount of money on me. but hell, if you see something lacking on a spec-ops page that I made, do so. I don't mind. and I expect the same in return. but remember, this is a wikia. but not as if I have to tell you. also, look at my use page and see how I referenced you :P Also, like my new picture? It's a real dutch marine with a Diemaco C8A1 carbine with Elcan C79 sight and Heckler & Koch AG-C grenade launcher. now that shit should be put in modern warfare 2. If the dutch marines use it, it has to kick ass. --TNT LotLP 00:18, November 8, 2009 (UTC)


 * I saw. I'm not a dairy product in real life! Hopefully. ...Who knows? And I downloaded CoD4 on PC, so hopefully my laptop can run this next one. Anyway, I was just kidding. Quality obviously comes first. If you're desperate for screenshots, find a HQ/HD playthrough on YouTube and find a good place to Print Screen. Then just open it up in Photoshop or whatever and crop the website out. Works really well. Moozipan Cheese 01:13, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, yes. be careful with the jokes, please. I have ASS, and before go laughing on that, that's Autistic Spectrum Syndrome (they could've called it ASD(disorder), but no, it had to be ASS) and that means, practically, in this case? I probably will takes jokes seriously. you won't have to bother with the other effects as we do not know eachother in real life. Lucky you. Just keep it in mind, please. Also, thanks for the tips. --TNT LotLP 01:21, November 8, 2009 (UTC)


 * Okay, fair enough. We're cool, though, right? Moozipan Cheese 01:57, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Cool? are you kidding me, dude. we're freakin' awesome. Also, I'm gonna wait till the game comes out before I add anything from the real game/guide, that'd... tuesday. but I'll probably have the game on monday. some evil person in my XBL friendlist is already playing the game. like.. since yesterday.) --TNT LotLP 02:00, November 8, 2009 (UTC)


 * That guy's well lucky. Is your Xbox Gamertag the same as your username on here? If so, can I add you? And I'm hoping I'll have this game on Monday too. Moozipan Cheese 02:20, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Foshizz man, it's TNT LotLP on xbox live. add me. I've got COD2, 4 and WaW. and MW2 too, soon. --TNT LotLP 10:47, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

So...
Now that it's been out for a week, what do you think of the game? Moozipan Cheese 21:09, November 19, 2009 (UTC)


 * Unbelievably epic. Online is awesome, spec-ops is brutal in co-op, not so much in single, save for the two stealth ones. And the campaign is just so.... _O_ When it started raining helicopters, that was so sick. Seriously, it's so damn awesome. Also, my new class works real well in close quarters maps, tactical knife + commando > shotgun :P Although I'm still not a prestiger, and I probably won't prestige either. Except if they give me the real steyr aug scope. That would be worth it xd.


 * Also, the guide doesn't even have a text description of where the intel is, but just a stupid map with dots on it. --TNT LotLP 21:50, November 19, 2009 (UTC)


 * I'm really into multiplayer at the moment, but it's taking ridiculously long to level up. I'm only Level 53 at the moment. Also, I'm kind of pissed that they still haven't fixed spawn killing. And painkiller is unfair for those that are doing good in the game. I thought the Campaign was fantastic gameplay-wise, but the storyline was absolutely atrocious. And Spec-Ops is okay. Feels like a missed opportunity though. Moozipan Cheese 23:44, November 25, 2009 (UTC)


 * Yeah, still bummed because of the damn spawnkilling, and it's happened too many times that I had to fire 5 bullets into someone instead of two, which is normal with SP on AUG, L68 and RPD. and then I see that stupid icon when I shoot, ugh. and the storyline wasn't that bad. well, not for the 141, but the russians invading america and stuff was... well, it's awesome. but it's also complete bs. doesn't make it less fun though. that EMP was damn epic _O_


 * What's your fav class(es) now? --TNT LotLP 07:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)


 * I'm loving the L86. A little ashamed they didn't put in the L85A2, but to be fair the game is over-saturated with Assault Rifles, so the L86 is all good. With an AT4, Semtex, Bling (Red Dot Sight and Grip), Stopping Power, and Steady Aim, it's a beast. Called in my first Tactical Nuke yesterday too, on Estate in Domination. It was very satisfying. I almost got one on Scrapyard before, but I ran out of M4A1 Carbine ammo after 24 kills, so I picked up a UMP .45 and camped behind a wall where I knew an enemy was behind. I popped round, pelted him with all I had, and saw the painkiller image appear just as he simply turned around and blasted me. I. Fucking. Raged.


 * Also, a FAMAS with a Stinger/Javelin, Semtex, Bling (Red Dot Sight and Heartbeat Sensor), Stopping Power and Steady Aim is awesome if you're into playing a little defensively. It's amazing how many people still aren't using Ninja yet (including me).


 * And I hope this habit of spamming the Javelin as a mortar dies down soon. It's so annoying having to always look up. Moozipan Cheese 15:22, November 26, 2009 (UTC)


 * I haven't really seen that before. don't you have to look at something, through the scope, to be able to fire at something? you can't fire over buildings, right? Also, I can understand why you fucking raged XD that's seriously fucking awful. anyways, L86 is nice indeed, I like the holo over the red dot, and the grip is damn-right neccesary, the recoil is insane without. and the ironsight is just plain nasty. Damn british. I also like to use the AUG, grip + thermal as an auto sniper.


 * also, what the hell? Snow is near-white on the thermal cam? It's snow. White is warm. Snow is fucking cold. thermal scopes should be more effective, not less, in near white-out conditions. Anyways, I'm currently looking forward to the F2000, it had extremely low recoil in the campaign, wonder how well it works with a thermal cam. Also, true, ninja is not very popular. basically because, instead of boosting your player, you negatively influence another player that meets certain requirements. commando will always negate fall damage and boost melee range, steady aim will always increase hipfire and lung capacity, but ninja only makes you invisible on heartbeat sensors (and gives you silent footsteps, whoop-dee-fucking-doodle)


 * But I like the AUG and the SPAS, mainly because those weapons have been absolutely legendary in all of my games, ever, for years. Too bad they didn't put in the aug scope, but the aug in the campaign has a smaller clip, slightly lower recoil and slightly higher rate of fire for some reason. --TNT LotLP 19:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Vandalism
This is not actually vandalism. It is in fact a glitch with the Rich Text Editor. Just a heads up, as it catches everyone out. 12:18, December 23, 2009 (UTC)


 * Ah, weird. well, thanks for the heads up. You can hardly blame me for not taking so many non breaking spaces seriously :P --TNT LotLP 01:45, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

This is not an insult.
Your blend of maturity & insults make me lawl. But I wanna reinforce this, *points to subject* --Slowrider7 06:00, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah...
I got some pretty sick guns that I made. The picture uploader on here is confusing, but I got about 6 on my deviantart. slowrider7.deviantart.com

Hey brother...
The new Pimp My gun is out. You should go check it out.

No problem, man...
I just wish that some admins could do something about this... dude, this is getting WAY out of control. We need to ban him now. Corporal Juan José Rodriguez  Reportin' for duty. 19:44, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Comment you made about me
Hey, TNT LotLP, this is a certain user. If you're referring to how I deleted the ATEFI page, I only did it because it's a disgraceful pice-of-shit page where losers can make themselves feel good by insulting others. All there is to it. Anon

Re: SP damage in infobox
I'd say you're right to remove it, as the infobox is for base weapon info, or at least that's my understanding. And by the way, thanks for your help with the various vandals of late, specifically the anti-ATEFI guys and Assassin4life. 00:46, January 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Very good work, my good man. And I almost literally laughed out loud when the one threatened to keep blanking out the page.  22:26, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Thumbs Up
Thanks man, that actually means something to me. And yeah, I did say that to Ben and he didn't talk to me for a while but we eventually got over that (and I proved him that snipers do get more head in a 1vs1 match). Disturbed is awesome, a few of my friends have them on their ipods (which I steal because Ben steals mine) but I haven't got their album. The others I'll have to check out on youtube. I'm more of a trash metal (Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax) fan but I love Nu metal too, I love the song Sulfur by Slipknot.... I don't really just like heavy metal, I like hard rock too (Velvet Revolver, short lived but freaking awesome)...and Daft Punk, I love those guys. Cpt. Carebear 2:03PM AEST

I'm wearing a.... St. Anger t shirt right now, yeah, I know, people say it's not the best Metallica album (it's pretty awesome) but I love it. And it's always good when I get along with other people, less people to fight with I suppose. And your quote "50 Cal. Because sometimes, that wall has to die too" is just classic man. And right now, I have this really annoying cat that is scratching the chair I'm sitting on, curse her damn meow! And do you like Avenged Sevenfold too? Awesome band but it's really sad what happened to the drummer (he died on 28th). --Cpt. Carebear 00:48, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks for that thingy (my use of words is not what it used to be) that you made me. I think, next time our school is going to have a dress up day (sounds gay, it's really awesome) I'm gonna go as an emo and show them how I am not one. Also, maybe, next free dress/holloween I'm gonna steal my uncle's ghillie suit and use it. I did it once before but... I got told to go home, and this was 2 km away from home. So basically, imagine a 5'9" green thing walking along the suburban streets of my town. Classic moments. --Cpt. Carebear 10:43, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, it sucked, major chaff, and dogs kept attacking me (little bastard dogs, like Jack Russles) then I got home and my mum crapped herself. Not so good for me because I was grounded (for the first/last time in my life) for a month. And, ah the nostagia, I remember my cousin, after he downed a few UDLs (vodka drink, love that stuff), he chucked one ol' ghilleh and tried to ride my uncle's bull they have (Angus bull). Sunga just sat there staring at this green thing that was sitting on him. Pity I didn't get it on video.

And how's this for random? My other cousin (ten year old akimbo/FAG noob) decided, randomly, that he'd try to ride their boar (he's a huge pig man...)...in the pig sty. Landed face first in a pile of warming shite. --Cpt. Carebear 10:55, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yep, like Korn said in their song Y'all Want a Single, "I like my life insane". Being normal is so... cliche and boring to me. Most people like reading twilight (I'd rather stab my eyes out with a rusty prong than read it), I read about Cthulhu Mythos (man that is awesome stuff). People like pop and R&B (again, I'd rather stab my eyes out), I like heavy metal (and Daft Punk). People refer to their rooms as a "safe haven" or "my place", I refer to mine as my own personal sanitarium (mum says I need to go to one...). Yep, I'm pretty much the opposite of everyone else. That's alright with me. Come to think of quotes in songs, Welcome Home (Sanitarium) has this line, "Sleep my friend and you will see, that dreams are my reality", is pretty much how you could sum up my life. Hmm....--Cpt. Carebear 11:04, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty..... I don't know what we're meant to be talking about either. I do that alot, I change subjects like every two minutes. No one can stay in a conversation with me (unless it's my music teacher, he changes subjects a lot too). What was I going to say? I forgot, fantastic. Oh! You have MSN right? I might add you. PS. Feel free to change the subject to whatever your heart desires. --Cpt. Carebear 11:18, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Too right, my friends usually give up and walk away from the conversation. Though others join in, oh the fun I have in confusing people with my random use of rather large and confusing words. I am smart but I am also stupid (if that makes sense, my English teacher said that to me once). Next time you start talking to a friend, start including people's GTs or PSNs in there, so funny. One time I was bitching to my friends (the twihards) that this guy called "Killrz" (or something like that) kept taking my kills. All of them had a dazed look. And it turned out that Killrz was a friend of mine. And here's a random quote for you, "Honly Mary mother of Jesus. I just nuked....well, Jesus." My brother (whom was slightly drunk) yelled that out at 2AM in the morning. Good times. Also, looking at the greeting you got, try rumcakes. Yummers (I think I put.... at least a cup of rum, I fed some to the dog, he got drunk) --Cpt. Carebear 11:29, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

RE: IP Check
I Whois, I seem to know what you know on the subject. Doc.Richtofen 22:32, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. Doc.Richtofen 07:12, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

no offense meant to you
hey there.

im really sorry but u have to understand that it really gets to me when a child takes me for a fool because i know something better and also refuses to just listen to what im saying.

its his own fault.

my best regards

ban me if u must

What are you talking about? 109.76.16.143

Good One
Join the fight against him. Doc.Richtofen 17:08, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. I also find it funny that he tried to get you on his side. Thanks for helping. Doc.Richtofen 22:47, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

I sort of knew he'd deny it anyway but he'd know that we were right. The IP that said he lived in Austria was a different IP so he lost that fight as well. Doc.Richtofen 22:56, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Re: More weird weapon info
I wouldn't delete it right away, instead put the citation needed template at the end of the statement. If no citation is supplied in say, a week or so, then you could probably remove it. 19:06, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

AA-12
I deleted the trivia because trivia should be about the weapon in-game. This isn't a weapon wiki, this is CoD wiki, we need content relevant to the game, not to real life. And the approx thing was to show how the fire rate differs from MP and SP. Correct me if I'm wrong, please.

Thanks
Thanks again. 23:21, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

1000/1000
I would be up to getting 1000/1000 with you (I have 900/1000 at the moment), but I did promise my brother I'd do it with him.

Also, 610 edits already? It feels like just yesterday I was welcoming you here. :'D Moozipan Cheese 23:47, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

XBox FR
Sure thing, dude; I'm on MW2 a lot, you'll see me there - Griever0311's my tag. MarinesNeverDie 17:03, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Re: 1000/1000
Well, thanks for the offer, but I played a bit more since online with my cousin and we mopped up most of them quite easily. Now all I need to do is Snatch & Grab (still) and that one where you have to go through most of the Oil Rig level without any checkpoints. Spec Ops is easily the best thing about this game, but it still feels like a wasted oppurtunity. Where's the variety? Let's have some more Spec Ops missions set in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare maps (DLC idea perhaps?), and something akin to this awesome mod please Infinity Ward!

And I'm glad you like the animations. I'm getting better. :D Moozipan Cheese 22:22, January 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * Heh, Estate is the worst map. But I would like Favela. That would be quite cool. That or Terminal. Hell, most multiplayer maps would suit a Horde-type mode, especially if you got to use killstreaks against them. Moozipan Cheese 22:04, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Vandalism report.
Go to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Challenges, press Ctrl + F, then type in dick. Youll see the vandalism.

Thank You
Thank's for un-vandalising my talk page. Doc.Richtofen 17:46, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Akimbo 1887
Hi, TNT LotLP, IP address 109.76.16.143 here. If you'll recall, I asked on the Model 1887 talk page (sorry, I'm no good at making hyperlinks!) why you hate people who use akimbo 1887s, and you responded by saying you felt sorry for me. But you didn't answer my question, so I'll ask again - what's wrong with using akimbo 1887s? 109.76.16.143

Vandalism
Someone wrote "i edited this i rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I've decided to delete this. Don't worry. 83.237.164.182 20:25, January 17, 2010

Gun Pimpers
Here's a few of my guns. Make some and post them on my talkpage and if i like them I'll post them on the main page.