User blog comment:Darthkenobi0/Crazy Shit We Do!/@comment-1627289-20100502113731

Once attempted to steal sodium from science block and dump it in the school pool. Couldn't find it, and I couldn't pick lock either. Damn hair clips.

Shot my cousin in the arse with an air rifle. Ah....Diana rifles. Can't beat the German made guns.

Got kicked out of 'The Princess and the frog' because I yelled out "OMG! It's Foley! RAMIREZ! GET ME MAH POPCORN!"

Planning to scare grade 8 kids shitless next year. Just have to save up $150 for a ghillie suit. My uncle won't let me borrow his any more.

Almost shot my sister with an arrow. On purpose, to show how she is with it. And she wants to get a gun lisence people, I spent half an hour explaining what a bolt-action rifle is. HALF A GODDAM HOUR!

Accidentally dropped a brick on my foot.

Had steel toed boots on, got stood on by my cousin's little shitty Welsh Pony. Little bastard.

Ran into the bass drum in the music room, on purpose. I hit the metal rim, I had a major headache.....stlightly confused.