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 * 08:03, 16 July 2009 (UTC) 02:15, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Australia
It's cool that we have a user from Australia. Do you want Modern Warfare 2 in Australia, because no-one knows when it's released there? Well have a nice time editing here. DevilWarrior112 08:08, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

I believe it comes out on the 10th of Nov, like everywhere else. If not, I've made as arse out of myself by saying (every five minutes) "It's 15 days till COD: MW2!" And thanks, am I like the only Aussie on here? Man, I should start an Aussie SAS club or something, I dunno, and I'm probably the only girl too. :D Lolz, I love my random days. Cpt. Carebear 7.04pm, 25 Oct.

You're a girl? DevilWarrior112 09:23, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I go along with Devilwarrior112. You're a girl? And sorry if I erased your posts. I'm really bored and I'm waiting for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex to come out. All I have is a wii.Codfan 06:41, October 27, 2009 (UTC)Codfan

Yep, I get that a lot on youtube and stuff like that, I've played the games so much that people assume that I'm a dude. But I tell them I'm a girl, more or less, a tomboy, and they're all like 0_0. It's so funny. Cpt. Carebear 8.21 25 Oct.

Yeppers, I am a girl. Do I know a lot about this stuff? I just wanna know because a school mate of mine (one whom I referred to as "nikolai" in my user page) said I knew a lot. And now I want to be a military historian, screw being a vet or an astrnaut. Cpt. Carebear. Oct. 27

I think that it's good that there is a girl that likes CoD, none of girls I know are even vaguely interested in any FPS. Lieutenant J.J 05:15, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

It's about time a girl was interested in this kinda stuff. I respect that. The88thPanzer 04:26, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Panzer.... I think? Yeah, I'm very much a tomboy/weird. My mum once told me to stop playing and put some makeup on. So I ran down to grab my balaclava and my awsome skull gloves. Stole my uncle's hunting jacket and walked back up stairs and she was scared shitless. I considered myself Reaper at that time, then my codename was Kama (short for Kamakazie) cause I got into a fight with a huge Drought Master bull (an Australian cattle breed.) Cpt. Carebear

My PSN is ac2awesome. I want a skull balaclava also, they remind me of Ghost. And I like that a girl finally gets interested in this stuff instead of guys and makeup and the mall. Especially the mall. There's only one girl at my school who will EVAR even get close to an FPS or eeven know what FPS means. Codfan 00:08, January 11, 2010 (UTC)Codfan

Yep, got a few of those too (a lot actually, all except me). And I like going to the mall, but it's only to buy more games (Pokemon FTW). That and to check out the music shop to see if they have any awesome guitars (I saw this really kickarse Jackson, black with a faded purple trim and sick green tribal details. Must. Buy). --Cpt. Carebear 02:33, January 11, 2010 (UTC)


 * EPIC WIN. Cpt. Carebear, maybe you should make a sig and sign with the 4 tildes ( ~ ) Peace. Emblem-loadedfinger.jpg   Maj.Gage   Talk

. 20:41, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

How do I do that exactly? I'm still new to the siggy part, ha. Cpt. Carebear

look at my user page, theres a list of Australians on there :D.Yeshwa1 12:39, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Fave game Levels
Hey, just wondering what your favorite game levels are....really, I'm just trying to strike up a conversation at like....9:00pm at night. Mine are, All Ghillied Up, Crew Expendable, No Fighting In The War Room. And on COD:WAW, Vendetta, Their Blood Their Land, Blowtorch and Corchscrew.... Yeah, I like the hard ones for some reason.... Cpt. Carebear

I like All Ghillied Up on CoD4, Blowtorch and Corkscrew on CoD WaW, and The Hornet's Nest, Contingency, and Second Sun on CoD6. II Superlative

CoD4-MW i like No Fighting In the War Room, and Charlie Don't Surf. CoD5-WaW i like Their Land, Their Blood, Downfall, and The Heart of The Reich CoD6-MW2 i like No Russian (yea i'm a lil bit twisted.), and pretty much anything involving Makarov The88thPanzer 04:32, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

I know how you feel
Hey, it's Random. Just thought I'd say hi. Since you're Australian, let me just say that I know how you feel. I'm Chinese, and do you know how many Asian stereotypes there are? Here's a quick question: Do Australians make fun of Americans as much as we make fun of Australians?

By the way, I think that it's cool that you're a girl. It gives this wiki a little diversity. Know what I'm saying?

See you next time, mate.

Random Man 0213 20:42, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

P.S. My fave level? Death From Above.

Ha, yeah we do. I mean, not to be mean to any of them, but some Americans are a bit....y'know, stupid, when it comes to things about Australia. Some people assume I have a pet kangaroo or something, or that I'm always bogan, I'm not. Can't stand bogans (American equvilant: redneck), even though half my family are bogans, they don't admit it. I get really random messages on websites, mostly gaming ons, saying "OMG you're a girl, shouldn't you be like playing with your dollies?" I usually post back: "Shouldn't you be playing with your cabage patch kid, bitch. I'll fight ya on COD 4!" Yeah, I get into a lot of fights because I'm Aussie and I'm a girl....gotta love Aussies, we swear every two words, or so my dad does. And I don't use the word mate too much, It's weird....I'm always like...saying c'ya suckers! (To my friends) Cpt. Carebear

haha, my dad can put the work f***(dont know how the admins are about that word..) into a sentence 7 time and it will still make sense. but then again, he is a redneck lol. oh i love the diversity of my family hahaha Abelincolin 10:32, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

I've been asked by an America where I was from. On my reply - New Zealand - I was asked if it was part of Australia! Lieutenant J.J 05:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

You should've said "Oh, quaint little islands SOUTH EAST of Australia. We are our own country of awsoneness and Australians love us." Which we do and I wanna go live there (or Russia, either one). Cpt. Carebear

LOL
Hey I just wanted to say that you make me laugh like hell. It's cool that you have a PS3, too :) lolz (oops you hate that word sorry)

-SkierPS3

It's alright, have you been reading the You know when you play COD too much blog? Yeah all of the things I've posted are true and have happened to me. You can add me on your friends list if you want [pwny]Blackplague06 :D Cheers. Cpt. Carebear

I'll be the sure to add you, and the blog is full of funny gags (plenty from you of course).

-SkierPS3

Yeah I tend to get a bit stupid on the weekends because that's when I play CoD the most. I work on the days after school at a pizza shop (my bosses are insane too). It's about this time when I get my CoD withdrawals and get a bit annoyed if my sister tries to act like she's saying something intelligent about military stuff. Cpt. Carebear

Good to see PS3 users around here. Doc.Richtofen 12:45, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Yo
The twilight craze makes me uber angry. I always say "If Eddie ever saw Blade he would make him shit sparkles." Sgt.Safe-Sex 01:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't know why everyone likes him. My mum goes to me one day, because I'm playing MW2, "Why don't you like Twilight?" I turned around and said, "Because that is false information about vampires, for a few reasons. They should not sparkle in the sunlight, because that gets them killed (and makes it easier to snipe), they're all ugly (except Jasper, he's the only one I like) and I've never been a big fan of girly stuff. You've got three other girls to go patronise with that bollocks. Leave me in peace with-- Oh my god! Bitch just knifed me!" And my brother was just sitting there laughing because he went all ninja on my arse. Cpt. Carebear

I know right...vampires are supposed to kill you ya know. I vant to suck your blud. Not lets have gay forbidden love. We are watching Romeo and Juliet in class and these chicks started sayin that R&J reminded them of Twilight. I like R&J so I was like you have that fucken backwards. This is how a story is told not that shit. Sgt.Safe-Sex 01:19, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

It's by far the most annoying thing since the Jobros and Miley Cyrus. How it infects the young, shit-for-brains, teenage people of our time. They need to make a MW movie so we can show them what real action is about. Cpt. Carebear

That is very true...I hate being American. We are the pop culture morons of the world...If a MW movie came out I would watch it sooooo many times in a row! Sgt.Safe-Sex 02:52, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd probably get it on my ipod if there was one (wink wink IW) and watch it during class. Cpt. Carebear

Im uber sorry it took so long to reply. But yea lol I hear ya. When I get my ipod I will probably download every MW2 trailer.

It's fine, that's a pretty good idea, and they should probably make one about the Nazi Zombie guys, that would be freaking awsome (too). Cpt. Carebear

Niiice that would make my tiny USA brain explode. Did you know you can get Nazi Zombies on an ipod Touch?

Yeah, I heard about that, I think my bro might have it on his (he's a huge CoD fan too, most of the stuff I posted in the 'you know you play CoD too much when' blog was what he does) ipod touch aswell. I hear that good old Richtofen is the instructor then gets turned into a zombie himself, how ironic. Cpt. Carebear

NO! Why Richtofen man...that's not cool. Why not Nikolai? But yea im gettin it. Love me some Nazi Zombies. BTW that stuff you put on You KNow You Play CoD TO Much When... was hilarious!

Thanks, all of its true. Sadly. And I seriously freak out every time a helicopter or a plane flies over our house. It's getting a bit...past any salvation now. Don't you like Nikolai? He's the bomb, I wish Dempsey was the one that would die on there. Like Richtofen says "I nominate Dempsey for crawler bait." Hey...I just realised something, I'm always Dempsey and I always get attack by the crawlers. Hmm, that gives me something to think about. Cpt. Carebear

Yea I like him but....Dempsey- Just badass. I mean c'mon he is the only resident of Awesometown. Takeo- Silent smurai ninja death bringer who likes fish. Richtofen- Insane doctor that likes to torture zombies AND killed Maxis and Samantha(kinda). Nikolai-Drunk fat guy...he is pretty funny though. They are all awesome in there own special way. And yea about the crawler bait...Doc is like the master of those damn things so they just do his bidding.

Yeah he is the master, but he loves them (in a weird way) by calling them his children. Though even zombies can be a bit bratty, like Richtofen says, "You are bastard child but child none zee less." I feel somewhat sorry for the zombie that had that yelled at him. I really think that it wouldn't be as fun without Richtofen, I mean, have you heard him singing the Jugger-nog song? Pure awsomeness. A I love Nikolai in Der Riese, after you use the teleporter sometime he'll say "Balls, check. Vodka, check. I'm good!" And I crack up everytime I hear that. Here's what I think:
 * Richtofen: funny, cute (in a pyschotic way...kinda have a crush on him...hahah), a master mind, loves the monkey bombs (but who doesn't?) And loves jugger-nog.
 * Dempsey: An American badass who loves to kill zombies (again, who doesn't?) And loves his MG, hate monkey bombs and loves to kill the hell hounds (I don't) also...I think his occupation in Awsometown would be a butcher.
 * Takeo: Very much so a ninja, silent and deadly. Pity he can't use that to seek away from the zombies.
 * Nikolai: A drunk, fat and kind of annoying person who only cares about a few things: one, his vodka, two, his nuts, and three, making sure EVERYONR knows how some of his wives died.

All bad ass characters. Though I agree when Richtofen says "Dempsey, I hate you, I hate your ugly voice." Cpt. Carebear

The zombies probably envy the total Badass squad of Zombie Mercs sent to destroy them. Those damn meatsacks dont stand a chance. You forgot how Dempsey loves the ray gun. "I dont know who Ray is but his gun rips!"

And don't forget that Richtofen likes the flamethrowers. "Oh! Watch the pretty fire!" and my fave, "It must be FRY-day..hahahaha" And then there's the one if you knife a zombie (or kill it at close range) "Oh, do you have the time? Hahahaha" In his usual high pitched 'oh' and his funny laugh. Man, those zombies don't have a chance. Cpt. Carebear

LOL
You'll be to the near point of crying (in laughter) after you are done reading this.     Maj.Gage   Talk . 01:45, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for that Maj. Gage I needed my day to be brightened up. I love the Christmas and the Koala ones. Freaking awsome how sarcastic us Aussies can be. I remember we had this Yankee Exchange student at school at the first thing he said was "Holy Shit! You guys have cattle too?!" (He was looking at the Ag farm) and I said "Nope, those are a breed of horse called Murray Grey, you only see em in Australia." And he believed me, my friends were just pissing themselves laughing. And for those people wondering, no we don't have hippo races. Though we have camel ones, and don't go to Kings Cross at night (and naked) because bad things happen there. We hang shit on everyone and everything, even the diggers (soldiers) do it. They call the MREs "Meals Ready to Excrete" the spoons that come with them "FREDs" (Fucking Rediculous Eating Device) and the call their Commanding Officer Cock-orange (in WWII). We need some Aussies in CoD (not ones that DIE ALL THE TIME!) Cpt. Carebear, you're resident teddy with teeth.


 * Man, this was hilarious. God I hate people like that, it gives us Americans that are actually intelligent a bad name.  But every country has their idiots.  America just has more than their fair share of idiots.  And fat people.  We've got a lot of those too.  05:24, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's like that in Australia too. Everyone (people from other countries) think we're all bogan. I find that funny because how many people do you see walking about with the following (this is what bogans where, mostly...):
 * A flannel shirt (formal...ish)
 * AC/DC shirt
 * Thongs (not G-strings....I think Americans call them....flip flops? Correct me if I'm wrong.)
 * Jeans with cow shit stains.
 * A mullet (Thanks Billy Ray Cyrus, you've f---ed up us normal Aussies now.)
 * A ute (like a pick up truck but....lower)
 * And their radio blairs out AC/DC or Kiss, unless you're like my dad, then it's AC/DC, Skyhooks, Kiss and Queen.

And just think of your exsistance as being ironic or you were born about the bell curb. That's what I think, pity. Cpt. Carebear.


 * Yeah, we call 'em flip-flops. I've heard them referred to as thongs before too, but of course some immature little idiot has to make a stupid comment.  We've got a lot of immature people in America too.  *Sigh*  I guess there's a reason stereotypes exist.  I've actually got a friend from Australia.  He's one of the coolest guys I know.  Then again, when I was in high school this kid went to Australia and came back a freak, although I'm not sure that's Australia's fault.  He was always a little weird, but when he got back he started a cult that worshiped a word.  Just a word.  Simon Baker's Australian though, and he's awesome.  05:48, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, we have some pretty awsome people here: we've got Rolf Harris (I think he was like NZ but we claimed him), the Bee Gees, AC/DC (Scottish, yes I know, again, we claimed them *we claim everyone*), Hugh Jackman and yeah... Come to think of it, we haven't really got that many cool people...Crocadile Dundee too, maybe, does that count? I love it when he says "That's not a knife *pulls out something that resemebles a bowie knife* This is a knife." Pure Aussie humour.


 * Of course fictional characters count. I like most fictional Americans more than real Americans.  Other cool Aussies...well, I've always loved Steve Irwin.  Anyway, you think Australia claims people as their own, I think the U.S. has you beat there.  I'm not even going to attempt to list the people America has claimed as being American.  About half of Mexico, at any rate.  06:17, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't really like Steve Irwin, sorry to say that. And his kid (Bindy) is an annoying little brat whom plagues the Animal Planet Channel with her Croc men dancing fags. Australis doesn't really have any fictional people who are awsome... Rook, yeah he was awsome, but he was killed off. Man we need more Aussies in CoD games, we'd be the comical reielf for everyone. (Trust me, when you hang around one of us for a while you'll see why.) Yeah there are some pretty awsome fictional yankee characters, like Langdon from Angels & Demons (also The Da Vinci Code and Lost symbols. Dan Brown's an awsome writer) and have you read "Planet of the apes"? Well...the writer who wrote that wrote a book called "The Virtues of hell" and I think that Bulter's a pretty cool character...so is Herrick and Fitz too. Yeah I like older books. I think the oldest one I've read was like H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu Mythos. Man I'm a nerd. Cpt. Carebear


 * Yeah, Rook was a pimp. There should definitely be some Aussies in CoD.  I love the Robert Langdon books, probably my favorites. Haven't read those other ones.  Well, I best be off to bed, rather late over here in America. Night.  06:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Righto, nighty-night. Don't let the bed bugs bite, or the dogs for that matter. Cpt. Carebear

What is The Cthulu Mythos exactly? I know Cliff and James are fans of it and 2 songs(ones an instrumental but still) are based on it. Just wondering. Sgt.Safe-Sex

I think I'm going to confuse you with this one Sarge. Cthulhu Mythos is, basically, a universe that was written over Lovecraft's lifetime. Of course, as the name suggests, the ruler of this universe is the supreme (and awsome) Cthulhu who is described as a gelatonous monster with wings, and an octopus-like head. If you've played Guitar Hero: Metallica you'll see him (or parts of him) in the background of "The Thing That Should Not Be". I think the book that kicked off the Mythos itself was like Call Of Cthulhu (I almost spelt it Ktulu like in Metallica's song). Did I confuse you? Sorry if I did. Wiki search it.

Also another one of my favorite books is Assassin's Creed Rennaisance. Love Ezio. Cpt. Carebear

Re: Hey
Thanks, I play on PS3, PSN: Shiroi_Wolf. --Razgriez 05:58, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

It's okay...you're a pretty cool person, who's probably gonna beat my arse at MW2. But oh well, like James Hetfield said, "It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye... It's fun but you can't see" (Or something along the lines of that.)

Heh, I prefer a line a teacher from my high school often said: "It's funny until someone get's hurt, then it's hilarious!"

That's a good one, my Music teacher said something like that to me when my guitar string broke and buck shot me (I had a light cut across the back of my hand) and I kind of threw my book at him saying, "I dare you to say that again." He shut up for the rest of the lesson (we've known eachother for ages...and he thinks I'm his worst enemy.) My grade six teacher always used to say "It's better for someone to think you'r an idiot than open your mouth and prove it." Haha. My teachers are mad. And my HPE teacher always said that too, like when I got hit in the face with a softball (that's a load of BS, it ain't soft at all.) Cpt. Carebear

RE: Hey Neighbour
I think they should have the NZSAS in one of their next games. Yes, It is good that there is at least a few people representing the far away countries, but sorry, I only have CoD 3 on PS2, I played 4 and 5 at a friend's house ages ago, and MW2 at a Youth Group LAN party. It would have been good to verse someone I kinda knew, c'est la vie. Lieutenant J.J 01:20, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

Bass
Hey, I play bass too! Can you play Enter Sandman by Metallica? It's pretty easy, but harder than any AC/DC song I know! Lieutenant J.J 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

I can play a few Metallica songs; Enter Sandman, King Nothing (really fun on bass), For Whom The Bell Tolls (one of the hardest songs I know) I can play those on bass and on guitar I can play; 2x4, Bad Seed, The Day that never comes, All Nightmare Long, That was just your life and a few more. I can also play a few Linkin Park songs. God, I'm such a weird person.

MW2
Hey Carebear, do you play MW2 on 360 or PS3? If 360 add me. My gt is the same as my username. User:II Superlative

I mainly play on PS3 on MW2, because I don't have it on 360 (sorry) but if you're up for a MW match on 360 I'm up for it. My GT is something like SenselessJazz or some shit like that. :D Cpt. Carebear.

hello there
you sound like the perfect girl. well i am taken i should hook you up with my friend blair lol. so what metal bands you lsiten to? i am a huge metal fan as well.

Wow... Shittest pick up line ever you stupid mudak. Read my friggin user page for christ sake, under the heading What I like. PS: I've already got a guy. Cpt. Carebear


 * PWNED. Emblem-loadedfinger.jpg   Maj.Gage   Talk

. 20:32, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Oooooooh BURN! Haha sorry couldn't resist...doesn't mudak mean damn?

I believe Sarge that it's arsehole in Russian. I felt like typing schiesse but then again, brain shat itself today (from sniffing too much chlorine at the shopping mall). And trust me, EOA, even if I was single I'd rather chase down a bloody Texas Longhorn Bull than date your friend, if he's anything like you. If fact, I'd rather shoot myself in the arse with my dad's hunting rifle. Cheer, and a merry fucking Christmas to this Blair bitch. Cpt. Carebear.

Oh cool beans. Damn no offense if your really pissed but that's hilarious, and one qusetion...Who the hell wants to wiki date? I mean really, theres a thing called a life, check into it. BTW on your page (don't know why I was reading it...) on your albums you put RE/Load but I believe that Fixxxer,Outlaw Torn, and The House That Jack Built were on the album before that Load. I could be wrong though.

Okay, there's a slash (/) for a reason. It seperates the Re and the Load. So it basically becomes Load and Reload, two serperate things. And any Metallica fan would know they were recorded at the same time, sheesh. Getcha 'Tallica history right. :D. PS: I think I've listened two all their songs (I have all their albums) about 100 times. I can't sleep without hearing Bad Seed for some retarded reason. Cpt. Carebear

I love Fight Fire With Fire, freaking insane on the guitar (like Buckethead Jordan insane). Yeah, I like all their songs, even their infamous St. Anger, Invisible Kid is the bomb. Cpt. Carebear

Yea I know all that they were supposed to be one album. And yes Fight Fire With Fire is incredible as well as Blackened.

Yeah, Kill Em All's a pretty awsome album (though it should've been Metal Up The Ass like they intended). I like Metal Milita. Back in the day is when the band were the kings of trash (they still are too) but a bit of Metallica lost its flare when Cliff died. He was an awsome bass player (one of my idols too). But then they got Jason Newsted, he was cool, I loved what he did in Devil's Dance and The Outlaw Torn but he quit in the early 2000s and now they have Robert Trijlo (SP?) so I'm happy again. Also, do you like Korn? Cpt. Carebear

Cliff Burton killed it on For Whom The Bell Tolls...damn bus! But yea I like Jason he launched the band into the present era (not that there is anything wrong with the old.) Rob Trujillo aint really got anything going for him yet though. About Korn...not a huuuge fan.

Fo shiz? That's too bad then. Awsome songs, if you're not a big fan listen to... Got The Life. Do you like Linkin Park then? Yeah, Cliff is nearly impossible to follow, so was Jason (he was freaking funny) and Rob's a cool guy and I'm glad that they got him and not some pussy metal guy. Cpt. Carebear

Yea I like LP and I hear ya Rob just fits in ya know?

Course he does, he's got the look (love that song..She Got The Look, who's it by again?) the right attitude (mildly insane) and his just kickarse. Man, youtube search World's Worst CoD player. funny shit, and OMG! My sis has been youtubing how to play Paranoid by the JoBros, was a TubeNoob. Cpt. Carebear

Your shitting me! Like Ozzy Paranoid?

Just jobros. She's the normal (ie stupid) one of the family. I'm what you'd call the black sheep (though I'd prefer to be called a Green Ghost because I like to wear ghillie suits). I like Ozzy's Paranoid though, he's the beast. Biting heads of bats (and birds) and snorting ants (and I think piss too to beat Nicky Sixx). Man when I tell people I idolise Ozzy they give me weird looks. Cpt. Carebear

Yea hes kickass he got banned from my hometown haha he pissed on town hall. But yea its uber late here so im out. Peace ?

See ya, have you got like MSN? Cpt. Carebear

Yo, long time no talk. Sorry it's been so long. But to answer that age old question, nope I dont have MSN.

RE: Hey
No problem Doc.Richtofen 09:47, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

You remind of something
I remember someone like you. So now that I am obsessed with chocolate I will prove a few things with ya.

1. The M16 was orignally automatic and the M4 was a five round burst! 2. In America, when our teens become smelly and angry we send them to the malls, you toss them in deserts, so they'll become tough, while we got fatter and angrier. 3. No one has really supported our president for the past fifteen years or so. When voting its which one is the least stupid. 4. When we shoot terrorists we go "Command, seven man squad, moving East, area sectior 5586435, 3 armed with Ak-47s, other have MP5s, permission to engage target?" When terrorists shoot us they go "AMERICAN!" and fire. No wonder we're gettin' screwed over.

Well, I say this will all due respect Peter Griffen Boy but everyone hates America. Sorry. I think even your closest neighbours do too, and I wonder if Alaska considers themselves American. And to that chocolate obession, hmmm, I have a coke(a cola) obsession, I like downed two letres in 2 minutes flat. Cpt. Carebear

RE: Just remembered something...I'm slow :D
I'm going to give the same warning to you as well. It may not always be me, it could be my brother so apologies if you see him. Doc.Richtofen 12:12, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

D'you know what? Your cousin is a lot like my brother. Doc.Richtofen 11:13, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Alright that's now officially creepy. Doc.Richtofen 11:27, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

about the first sarcast Q%A
instead of saying do you have a pet gator, put do you have a pet eagle?

I suppose I could change it, but it wouldn't really be the truth then because that's what I said to a guy that was talking to me online once, total jackarse, but I can if you really want me to. It's all a joke (though I did say these things) really. And just a friendly reminder, can you sign your post? Cpt. Carebear

Finally, got figured out.
I'm not really a Master Gunnery Sergeant, I'm just a regular ol' Sergeant. I was waiting for someone to fiqure out.

Actully I'm not int he Marines, I'm in the French Army.

Apology
You didn't upset me, but I appreciate the apology and I accept it.

are you always on this early.
It's like 2 a.m. where I'm at.Peter Griffen Boy 12:56, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Reply to posts
When you reply, take it to my talk page, so that I can reply back faster. Peter Griffen Boy 12:59, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

2 p.m. where I'm at
Also sign your posts with four tildes (Peter Griffen Boyplus one more~)

Yeah it's 2 pm where I live. Peter Griffen Boy 23:12, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

What time is it?
Seriously, what's the time there? Doc.Richtofen 09:42, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

What times are you usually online? Doc.Richtofen 10:11, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Xbox 360
Add me on X360 if you can. My GT is II Superlative. II Superlative

Thumbs up
I would like to give you a big, awesome, kickass thumbs up. I completely understand the shit that girls can get for being a gamer, liking metal/hating twilight (my girlfriend gets the same useless shit), and your bitter, awesome sarcasm made me laugh multiple times, and your taste in games is *quite* respectable. And taste in music. Taste in stuff, really. also, your quotes are pretty epic. I lozl'd hard at "Yes, Ben, sometimes being an AR specialist does help, but being a sniper means you get more head." I mean, holy shit XD

Just felt the need to compliment your awesomeness. Oh, and, if you like heavy metal that much, what's yer take on: Disturbed, Demon Hunter and Sonic Syndicate? Just a little question. --TNT LotLP 12:29, January 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Hey, no problem. Besides, I can't stand those girly-girls that rant on about twilight and all that bull all day anyways. Disturbed is my favourite band, by far. I am currently wearing a disturbed T-shirt, I own three tees and 4 albums of 'em. I pretty much like all kinds of metal, and hardrock. everything ranging from melodical death metal/death metal to just plain 'ol metal, trash metal, alternative metal etc. etc.
 * You know the drill.


 * Also, mind adding you to XBL? My Gamertag is TNT LotLP, like my username. Currently the proud owner of 49750 gamerscore. (I pretty much use this username everywhere) --TNT LotLP 12:50, January 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * Oh hey, also, if you like watching people's randomness, you and I are probably gonna get along just fine :P. cannot agree more with pretty much all that you said. and that's a lot. although your dislike of screamo is not severe enough. You should feel an intent to kill all that practice these malicious... practices! Huzzah! --TNT LotLP 12:59, January 7, 2010 (UTC)


 * Yeah, I think A7X is pretty damn awesome. They're, alphabetically, the first band on my Mp3 player list so I kinda accidentally listen to them a lot, by pressing the "playlist" and "play" button in rapid succession because they are so close. And, thanks. I'm a pretty big fan of .50 BMG, heh. Also, do you get the same kind of shit.. like, just because you like to wear black, or dark clothing, that people instantly think you're a goth or an emo? Swear to god, it's driving me insane. Also, my chair is comfy. *glee* --TNT LotLP 08:31, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Also, I was bored. and I think you were australian. so I made this. http://i45.tinypic.com/2iasd4j.png Took me about 3 seconds :P Also,that IS the australian flag on the background, innit? :P --TNT LotLP 10:01, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Holy shit that sounds awesome XD. I wish I had a ghillie suit, or knew someone that had one. a ghillie suit on a bycicle. now that would be awesome. Also, d'you mind if I add you on xbox live? Mebeh we could play some MW2 one day, who knows. Or I could help with spec-ops (which I think is awesome) But I reckon you already have Star69 :P --TNT LotLP 10:50, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * You have such an interesting life. most interesting I did was work overtime last night. As for anything else. No, can't think of anything. But, life is interesting to me, because I am completely insane/mental. makes life fun. --TNT LotLP 10:58, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * You haven't a frikkin' clue about how familiar that sounds to me. What you say is just so... true, you know? It's... like that. Well, I may not be making any sense, but it makes sense to me. what you say, not what I say. anyhow.. uuh... okay. Hey, awesome my new t-shirt just got in the mail. it's a t-shirt that says "JuggerNOT" Because I hate juggernauts (and loathe painkiller) --TNT LotLP 11:06, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Yeah... I've completely lost what I should talk about now. hmm. Hey look, I made this too. http://i45.tinypic.com/zyak4i.png Normal butterflies are too girly, but this ominious dark butterfly will do, right? Any MW2 title you'd want as a background in particular? Or maybe some specific text on one? --TNT LotLP 11:10, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


 * Too late, I added you already. Muahahah! Uh, yeah. Exactly, I have that too. People find conversation with me too tiring because I will be able to talk about something completely different and I'll expect the person to have catched on to that, even though they're still struggling to understand what I was talking about previously. --TNT LotLP 11:21, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

You know, it's a shame I never see you on. Are you actually even on msn? like ever? I spend quite a bit of my day signed in, but then again, my xbox does that automatically :P TNT LotLP 09:20, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

PSN
Do you mind if I add you to this list?. I think I'll add you as a friend on the PS3 (my PSN is Maj_Gage).   Maj.Gage   Talk . 20:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

The platypus.
It is my favorite animal, so I have a picture of it. Besides, it has some of that "random-comedy" in it huh? --Slowrider7 02:24, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Got some leaked information about a new Call of Duty game by treyarch
Ok, so Treyarch was being interviewed and I found this somewhere, Treyarch is releasing Call of Duty 7 on November of 2010, around 1 year after MW2's release. I don't know what platforms, I'll keep you posted if I find new information. It's to be set in the Vietnam War. Codfan 06:28, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Codfan

Proper pronounciation
I saw on your page it says "schiesse koft". Not to be in your buisness or anything, but this is incorrect. The correct German translation for "shit head" is "schiesshen koff" (not spelling, pronounciation).   Maj.Gage   Talk . 23:15, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Er.... thanks Gage, I can always count on you to correct my swearing in other languages. And I probably misspelt it because it's usually around 10 PM when I'm on (sometimes I'm on til 1 AM). Cpt. Carebear 01:06, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

It's pretty funny how I know this, my grandma actually attempted to name her dog "shit head" but missed the "head" part. My grandma's dog's name is now Shiza.   Maj.Gage   Talk . 11:13, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Nice, if I ever get a dog (not that I really like them) I am going to name it "Schwein-hund" or, simply, pig dog. That or symdrome. Cpt. Carebear 11:26, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Aussie!
Its fine here in perth. Finally theres a girl that would snap a Twilight dvd disc, and She's Australian. Your born on the 6th! imm on the 7th!!!.Yeshwa1 09:48, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

"A Modest Proposal" - Jonathan Swift
Alright, I know how you said you like to read. I think you'll like this. It might be a little "dark" though. This is one of my favorite satires. It's based on "The Troubles" (conflict between Great Britain and Ireland. Mostly based on religion-Ireland for Protestantism and GB for Catolicism). Enjoy.   Maj.Gage   Talk . 11:10, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Just saw your user page, and I hate to tell you...
but females can't serve with the SASR. OUTSTANDING taste in music, though... Cheers! MarinesNeverDie 06:43, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Ya like this?
Geez, I wish the Marines would let me use this! Peter Griffen Boy 03:10, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Google Pimp My Gun and click on the old version. It's pretty damn cool, and pretty fun, but you gotta know your guns in order to play it properly. Peter Griffen Boy 03:32, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

PS3
I added you on ps3, mine's scotlandthebest, i think i wrote "cod wiki" or something like that in the request, just letting you know

Canadians and Aussies as well
I wasn't insulting them, I was just saying how the NFL beats soccer and it turned from pancakes to waffles. I was making fun of Weird Al in his song "Canadian Idiot". It's actully funny, and I thought a lot of people would get it. Until you learn to join Scientology religon, you will be an ignorant foolish girl. Peter Griffen Boy 01:35, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Saw what you put, I was making of Scientologiests, they're some real bad people. They beat themselves in order to remember past lives. One guy said he was God and tried to shock me with his magical powers. I strongly told him to leave me alone, and firmly punched him in the face. Peter Griffen Boy 01:39, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

One again when I called you foolish, I was making fun of Scientologists, those bustards. I do have some friends from Australian, if you eve ruse Yahoo Answers, look up Ryan- The Aussie Packer Fan (just type that into the search bar of Y!A? and some questions about him will pop up) and ask if he's friends with Florida Gator Man. I was never racist to Australians, just saying that the NFL beats Australian Rules Football. Peter Griffen Boy 01:48, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of Aussie Rock
My brothers got frront row seats to go see ACDC. Lucky bastard, hope he gets his head bashed in by some drunk. Isnt skyhooks the band that had Red Symonds as their lead guitarist?

RE:
Even so, his apology seems to be a sincere one. We'll leave it at that for now unless he starts trolling again. He never truly did anything to warrant a block in the first place, but he did a good job of pushing the line to its breaking point.--WouldYouKindly 02:05, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Australia
Happy Australia day! Doc.Richtofen 22:27, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Snorting Coke
Ha, try snorting sugar! It will burn and itch for hours and you will sneeze all day! I tried it! Lieutenant J.J 08:21, January 29, 2010 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

Re: Congrats
Thanks. :D. I would try for admin, but I bet I won't get it because there are already too many admins and more than than likely Bovell will probably get it.   Maj.Gage   Talk . 10:34, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

You're gunna love this...
Its an australian 'Sniper' in Gallipoli. Hes using a periscope to shoot over the trench! See the spotter behind him as well?

(II Superlative)

Wiki Clan
Recruitment for the official wiki clan is underway. Message me if you are interested. Doc.Richtofen 21:26, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

On a concise definition...Ask CoD4

Eating Kangaroo...
Is tasty? :o Slowrider7 12:56, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

LOL @ your page
I have read your first paragraph and all i could do is laugh, LOL. You're a girl. Sorry I couldn't resist. I am kidding around though. You're right SOAD is amazing.

I would have to say the whole thing is humorous. I too have a sick sence of humor. Damn I just realized I cannot spell when I am tired as hell. I have been working for the past 12 hours. WOOHOO military. Isn't NRL rugby? I love rugby. It's more bad ass then football.

nothing is bad about the military except for being a corporate slave.

Damn it does suck to be the youngest in different cultures. Over here I am the middle child which sucked a lot more then you would think. My little sister is in the US Army and she was spoiled as hell growing up with my parents lmao. Since I was the only boy it was not all that bad.

TDME
Yes, I do believe so.   Maj.Gage   Talk . 06:24, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * I was thinking it wasn't you, if it really was you would be owning me, lol. Emblem-loadedfinger.jpg   Maj.Gage   Talk

. 06:29, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * Tell your cousin I called him/her a noob. Emblem-loadedfinger.jpg   Maj.Gage   Talk

. 06:33, February 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * Hehe. Emblem-loadedfinger.jpg   Maj.Gage   Talk

. 06:39, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Teabagging is always fun.
I love to teabag people, but don't risk it so much b/c I get killed too easily. Era of Anarchy 06:30, February 18, 2010 (UTC)Era of Anarchy

No offence to the work you put into your user page and all, but you put WAY too much info about yourself on there. Seriously. All you have to put is what school you go to, your favorite sport and your favorite #, and anything could happen to you. Just keep it semi-annonymous.

BTW, if u know any people who play reflex, I gotta know what time zone they are in, because when they are ready to play, I could literaly be in the middle of a dream. Just a little tidbit of info for u.

Killerkitten 03:09, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ooops....
sorry that last part was from me...sorry bout that.... :-P

When you're on the PS
Well I'd like to play on a team/against you at some point, and wanna know what times you're normally on the PS3? Cos whenever I'm on (quite a lot) you don't seem to be. Might be due to time difference, but w/e -ScotlandTheBest 03:05, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Right now
Sorry, its 3am, sometimes i'm on till about this time, but i'm totally f*cked, you can probably tell by the loss of the capitalised I's etc. And i'd probably get pissed off at playing and start shouting due to my already told tiredness. What time will you be on till, do you know the GMT? I'll be on tomorow at some point ScotlandTheBest 03:14, March 14, 2010 (UTC)


 * Alright, I'll probably be on then at some point. See you later -ScotlandTheBest 03:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

PSN
I'll add your new one. Should I delete your old one or not? I can't play right now, bound by the laws of the calender and having younger brothers at the moment. Doc.  Richtofen  09:30, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ah well, what ya gonna do eh? Doc.  Richtofen  09:34, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, I have...other methods. Doc.  Richtofen  09:39, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, yes it does. You never know.... (British me is back)  Doc.   Richtofen  09:46, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Whatever you do, don't give the Doc

You need nine more, Captain. Doc.  Richtofen  12:10, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Type "Edit Count" into the search bar. Edit articles, just fix grammar if you have nothing to add. Start with This Page. Doc.  Richtofen  12:24, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

MSN live id
I added you. But the name in itself should be obvious

Book Recomendation
You should read Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. Its the best. Mau5killer 20:05, March 25, 2010 (UTC)Mau5killer

About my new sig...
How do ya like it? Lordofthelargepants The Zipper and The Pockets 13:48, March 28, 2010 (UTC)


 * yeah, sure. But anyways, if you want me to make you a custom sig, tell me. Nothing fancy though, I just learned how to do it. a bit of text/colour is possible. subscript/superscript/etc. just no pictures or letter backgrounds. Those custom sigs are always so damn distracting anyways.Lordofthelargepants The Zipper and The Pockets 08:29, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Sigh
I use the generic he, I'm sorry if I don't always refer to people gender specifically. And calling someone a douche no matter how much of a child they may be will only lower you to their level, it is nonconstructive and a waste of your time.  Darthkenobi0 Talk 04:13, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Same here, all I'll say is "Strikerdelta incident" (borderline block scenario). That's pretty cool that you want to work for PlayStation Magazine, but there's one problem with that: XBOX is so much better XD. Not really, they're both just different. Anyway I know I might have come off a bit like a scold, but I just don't want to see another good user go the way of PGB, cause really he did a lot of good things for the wiki, but the personal attacks and letting the curses get out ruined him. And yes I make my signature myself, haha, it's not that fancy compared to Cain's or Poketape's, thanks though ^v^  Darthkenobi0 Talk 04:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Haha yeah I am. Anywho I've never really gotten one of the magazines, too much of a geek. Uh what was I going to say? hmm.... Oh yeah Vote for your favorite smiley face in my blog. If you want a signature, tell me what you want and I can supply the Wiki Code, you'd just have to go to preferences, go to the Signature section, click the custom box and paste the code.  Darthkenobi0 Talk 04:31, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sure thing, give me a bit of time, I'm trying to think of a funny CoD moment I've had to tell Chia about, as soon as that is done I shall make you a sexy signature.  Darthkenobi0 Talk 04:39, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * We're discussing odd and hilarious moments in CoD. Yes for only truly awesome users have sexy signatures lol  Darthkenobi0 Talk 04:44, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * Lolololol. Sure,


 * Your new sig: Sorry it was having issues because it was linking to itself, so you can find it on my user page under Resume. Just copy and paste the text.

Hope you like it.  Darthkenobi0 Talk 05:04, April 1, 2010 (UTC)


 * In case you didn't notice above your signature is posted to my User Page, I was having issues with it on here, I really hope that you like it so far, I have to work on adding colors and Mr. Yuk, however there are limits to the length of the sig so I might make a template for it for you.  Darthkenobi0 Talk 21:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Re: ZOMG
Remind me to add Legion to my botnet :P. Mau5killer 04:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)Mau5killer

Uh, i'm not sure If I can get EDI into the Net, its really hard to upload a program to the Net in the first place. But, I agree, ME2 is an amazing

heh.....she is a stupid bitch, i'll say that Mau5killer 05:09, April 1, 2010 (UTC)Mau5killer

dear god, sometimes, I mistake her for a cat-in-heat. Mau5killer 05:16, April 1, 2010 (UTC)Mau5killer

Did you see my Reapers=Shivans Theory yet? Mau5killer 05:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)Mau5killer

It was. Sadly, its too big to be transmitted over a talk page. Do you have MSN or google chat or yahoo chat? Mau5killer@live.com, t.gorodetskiy@gmail.com, and t.gorodetskiy@yahoo.com. a choice of 3

Anything in real time. I think i added you already on MSN, idonthaveone_LOL@hotmail.com?

sorry
sorry if i did any harm to u by saying that message. i was trying to say its just cool having girls play stuff that i play, i shouldnt have said the "hot" park so yea sorry.

Let me know what you think of your signature.
I AM DONE WITH YOUR SIGNATURE!!! I think it turned out pretty good!! Here it is:  Blackplague06 Take a lookGet infectedSee the Doc

CodExpert Ask the expert! I'll answer! 13:51, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

hey
hey just wanted to say big fan of megadeth and if you dont mind me saying you are one pretty girl

FAL expert 16:11, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Carebear hates that, although I definately agree. Doc.  Richtofen  16:36, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

oh sorry if i ofened you in any way carebear. and OMFG you like disturbed to and slipknot im only 16 and i'v been and seen of them live and it was f***ing awsome. sorry again

Q&A
Q: You asked where I was going out of Europe.

A: The answer is Cuba.

Q: Do you go to music concerts?

A: ? (You reply)

Thank you. Doc.  Richtofen  16:40, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

hey
I sent you a friend request on PSN. Can you add me? Codfan 01:04, April 4, 2010 (UTC)Codfan

No matter how stupid this question is
Is the picture reallly of you? --Conqueror of all Zombies 01:29, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Megadeth Vs. Metallica

 * It sure is a load of CRUD with a capital "C"

I myself love both bands! I really don't see what the big fuss is about these days with "who's better". They are both amazing bands with very talented people in it. So I say "NAY" to the disagreement and just enjoy the music! GamerPr1ncess 01:53, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Snorting Coke and PIcture
1) I heard a rumor that Japanease would torture Americans by puring in boiling out coke into their noses, strange way of toture, because I thought Doctor Pepper would be more effective, only true men can do that.

2) Is that picture of you? You look like someone who kills pimps. Nice.