Richard Nixon

"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"

- Nixon being attacked by Zombies

 is a playable character in the Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies map "Five". He is voiced by Dave Marshmallow. His player indicator color is yellow-brown-orangish. He is the only character in "Four" to not be featured naked in the awful singleplayer campaign.

Few people know about the Call of Booty: Dicky Nixon spinoff. The game centers around a yound Richard Nixon, and his struggles with the Dual Wield HS-10 Shotguns. He used to be afraid of the Dual Wield beasts, and they used to cause Nixon to recieve anti-boners, but no longer. Call of Booty: Dicky Nixon centers around the internal and external triumph Dicky Nixon achieved over a span of 20 years holding those prolific shotguns. A favorite mission of the developers is "IMPOTENCY" in which Richard is locked in a room with the HS-10's and recieves such an anti-boner, it protrudes out of his asshole. The rest of the mission is spent moving the analog sticks and tapping "x" in order to reduce Dicky's b*stardly anti-boner.

Quotes

 * See Five/Quotes

Trivia

 * He extensively hates Robert "Whiney A**" Mcnamera and John "Boner of Boston" Kennedy.
 * Nixon is homophobic and has a secret s*xual relationship with Takeo Masaki.
 * Nixon refers to himself as "Dick in a box: Rich", McNamara as "The Whiney B*tch from JFK"s A**", and Kennedy as "La Pen*s-ratcha".
 * He and Richtofen's pen*s hate each other.
 * He and Fidel Castro like each other, and have sex between rounds on "Four".
 * Many of Nixon's quotes refer to his appearances in Sesame Street.
 * Nixon's CIA data system password is Dildo MgGee, a reference to his dog, named Dildo MgGee. He also refers to Dildo MgGee in some of his quotes.
 * Nixon is heard in an Easter Egg in ASSension.