User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/My most memorable quotes/@comment-1627289-20100430062823

Here's something I said, and I totally pwned with it:

A guy called Zac kept annoying me in class, after a while, my friend and I start to get irate. So about two minutes into him annoying us. I calming walked up to him, told him to stand and then sat back down. He asked why, and I stated "If the relative height of a person could be calculated in dick size...mine's bigger than yours. So stop bitching about it, okay? Also... Newton's Third Law." After asking why I stated Newton's Third law, I said "Okay, For every action there is a positive and negative reaction. If I punch you the positive is I get some peace and fucking quiet. The negative being I get sent to the office for assult. Which shouldn't be classed as assult, I am merely showing my dominance over a lesser important person, ie: you. Now, if I may continue my work I won't bring anymore harm to you. Thank you, Zac."

Mah teacher was laughing. Nerd pwning FTW!