User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-26988710-20091211045251

Still more:


 * The way you judge the commitment of your girl/boyfriend is by asking if they'd do for you what Jackson did for Pelayo.


 * For Halloween you dress in a Ghillie Suit, hide in the grass, and use an AirSoft gun to snipe trick-or-treaters.


 * When playing Halo, you shoot someone with Overshields and call them a "Juggernoob".


 * In History class, you argue that you should be exempt from the World War II chapter because "you were there."


 * You get an obvious tattoo of the Task Force 141 emblem and your made-up TF141 name.


 * You play Gears of War can claim that the over-the-shoulder view was ripped off of Modern Warfare 2,


 * You join the military and ask if you can have a gun with Blue Tiger camo.


 * You get angry at any TV shows or movies that talk negatively about ghosts (e.g.--Ghostbusters, Ghost Hunters)


 * You are surprised when you break your finger trying to spin-cock a lever-action shotgun.


 * You affectionately refer to the FAMAS as the "famous" and the FAL as the "fail" or "fall".


 * When your misinformed friend starts giving the French heat for surrendering, you argue that you were good friends with French Resistance fighters.


 * You send a constant stream of letters to President Obama demanding that he relocate Marines to the Saudi Arabian coast, so they can stop Al-Asad's coup before it happens.


 * Likewise, you warn NASA that they need to have the ISS evacuated by 2016.


 * You join your country's special forces (SAS, Spetsnaz, Army Rangers, Navy SEALs) and when you win a firefight on a mission, you begin humming your faction's Multiplayer victory music.


 * When someone asks for chewing gum, you yell "Last mag!" before tossing it to them.