User blog comment:Chantufan/Zombie Invasion/@comment-4824980-20100307034449

Nah, I don't need any weapon. If I get Chuck Norris, that is good enough...He just looks at Zombies and they die...and he can make me food while looking at Zombies and sing me my favourite song or read me my favourite book!

Plan B: Tactical Nuke, INCOMING! Plan C: Chopper Gunner! Plan D: Pavelow! Plan E: Unlimited supply of Monkey Bombs! Plan F: Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ!! Plan G: Barett 50. Cal w/ 5000 Bullets! (If it can blow off body parts and kill Juggernauts easily...) Plan H: Plant thousands of Bouncing Betties around me in a Distance from me off 1 Mile (I'll need to run/walk a lot...) Plan I: If everything fails, I will get 500 C4 Packs, plant them on me, take an Airplane to Der Riese, and blow the whole damn thing! Plan J: Oh, I can use an Airplane? Bye zombies, Aloha little Hawaiian Girls! :D Plan K: Oh, nevermind, I already blew myself and Der Riese in about 5 Billion Little pieces...