User blog:Magma-Man/Call of Wikia: Brony Warfare

Hey everyone! The next Call of Duty game, complete with most of it's plot and some levels has been leaked! I'll list all I have found out!

Story
The game is a first-person shooter set in the world of Wikia, a brony infestation is set loose and must be stopped before all of Wikia is consumed by love and tolerance!

(Insert Funny Level Name Here)
At the Nazi Zombies Plus Wiki, a former administrator named Daniel Smith tries to over-through Magma-Man so that he can run it "better" You must assist the sane users of the Wikia in killing Daniel and his evil minions, Goodboy and HellHoundSlayer!
 * Location: Nazi Zombies Plus Wiki
 * User: Magma-Man
 * Day 1

The Night-mare Begins
After Wikia staff saw how well Magma-Man defended his Wiki they assigned him the job of rescuing a user of the Call of Duty Wiki, named Smuff, who has suddenly dissapeared! Magma-Man and his fellow Wikians Gruntijackal and Sniperteam82308 go to find him. They follow the beacon to the Halo Wiki, where they find it deserted, leaving the articles such as Hunter free to attack them.
 * Location: Halo Wiki
 * User: Magma-Man
 * Day 1

After battling there way through the Wiki, they wonder why the users have all left. Then, they find the entrance to another Wiki, called the MLP Wiki, and according to their tracking devices, this was where Smuff was located... The three Wikians enter the MLP Wiki. It is deserted, silent. They walk through the deserted halls of the world, following the marker on their tracking devices. They soon find Smuff, who is sitting in a corner singing the Friendship is Magic theme song. Magma-Man tries to get his attention, and Smuff looks around at them, revealing a hideously mutated face, half of it looking like Rainbow Dashes head. "BRO HOOF!" He screams, kicks Magma-Man in the groin, then prances off, locking the door behind them. Then... there is banging on the doors in the room, and it suddenly is alot like the level 343 Guilty Spark from Halo 1...
 * Location: MLP Wiki
 * User: Magma-Man
 * Day 1

The doors burst open, and waves of small pony dolls flood out of them, and attack the Wikians. While Gruntijackal tries to get the door open, Magma-Man desperately tries to fend them off. One of them latches onto Sniperteam, and he mutates in a care loving soul sucking monster, forcing Magma-Man to shoot him. Grunt manages to open the door and they escape.

The rest of the level is devoted to Magma-Man and Grunt escaping the Ponies. They call Registered Contributor and tell them to land a Pelican at the New Mombasa article in the Halo Wiki, which becomes the destination. Magma-Man and Grunt escape, and they are informed by 900bv that they have unleashed an evil like no other. When Grunt asks where Smuff is going, 900bv replies, "The Call of Duty Wiki"

Levels 3-13
These levels are devoted to the users tracking Smuff on his way back to Call of Duty Wiki, defeating Brony forces along the way. Bronies are shown to parasitical, much like the Flood from Halo.

Wikis they go through include:
 * Nazi Zombies Plus
 * Spec Ops Plus
 * Fallout Wiki
 * Bioshock Wiki
 * Lego Wiki
 * Pokemon Fanon Wiki
 * more

Level 14: Corn on the CoD
Magma-Man arrives at the CoD Wiki, and find that Smuff had beat them there and had already started enslaving most users to the ways of the Brony. Magma-Man instructs one of the free-willed users, Sgt. S.S., to distract the bronies while he tries to find and destroy Smuff. At the end of the level, Sgt. S.S. is also assimilated, leaving Magma-Man the last free-willed Wikian on the Wiki.
 * Location: Call of Duty Wiki
 * User: Sgt. S.S.
 * Day 5

Level 15: The Gravemind (Other-wise Known As the Big Ball o' Smuff)
Magma-Man find Smuff, and find that he has mutated into a large blob of rainbows, glitter, and pink globs of goo. He has corrupted the Wikis servers, turning it into the Call of Pony Wiki, and pro-claims that he shall spread his influence to "Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, and then real-life!" Magma-Man knows he must be stopped, and knows what to do. Bullets won't kill Smuff, instead, he must make it to the AC130 article, there he will be able to stop Smuff.
 * Location: Call of Pony Wiki
 * User: Magma-Man
 * Day 5

Basically Smuff is invincible, and you have to get past him and his goons (Callofduty4, EternalBlaze, DarkMetroid567, Metlman13, etc.) Once Magma-Man reaches the AC130 level, he turns around to face the Bronymind, and shouts "Time to call in an AC130 AND FUCK THAT SHIT UP!!!!" Which is what he does. He destroys Smuff and saves the Call of Duty Wiki from assimilation.

Epilogue
In the Epilogue, Magma-Man is shown going to the Hopeville Missile Silo article on the Fallout Wiki and using it to nuke the MLP Wiki, so that an outbreak will never happen again.

After the credits, it shows EternalBlaze, one of the last to be turned brony, still alive, who then declares that she he will bring love and tolerance to the world!

Disclaimer
I do not mean this to be an insult in anyway, I just thought we could all have a laugh! You did laugh right? Please? LAUGH OR I'LL... I'LL... I don't know... I fail... MM out!