Shangri-La/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Shangri-La.

Starting a Match
"Ugh we have same objective again, I'm getting tired of this, you know you guys NEVER give the community what they want!"

- Upon spawning.

"Light's are out, Perk-a-cola machines are out, the zombies aren't here yet, guess that means we gotta turn on the power."

- At the beginning of a match

"Power's out...wait, does power even make sense in an ancient temple? Seriously, Treyarch? SERIOUSLY?!."

- At the beginning of a match

"Power's out, then again, why is there power in an ancient temple? FUCK YOU TREYARCH!"

- At the beginning of a match

"Finally, we're out of that damn closet"

- Upon spawning. Reference to the Original Characters Trapped easter egg.

"No power. (yawn) I'm so bored of this quote, unquote objective that I can't even complain anymore."

- At the beginning of the match

Zombie
"Cover your ears, shriek-bag!"

- After a Shrieker Zombie spawns

"No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"

- after getting a Spikemore kill.

"Ka-Boom!"

- after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.

"DIE! DIE!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies

"FREAKS!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Crap! My ears are bleeding!"

- After Shrieker Zombie spawns

"Baaa-Bloee! Nice."

- After getting an explosive kill

"You hear that? We got a Flamer on the way!"

- After a Napalm Zombie spawns

"You see that?! There's brains all over the place! (Laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill "Fly, zombags, fly!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Nikolai! Is that screaming one of your wives?!"

- After a Shrieker Zombie spawns. Reference to Nikolai's many wives.

Weapon
"Winning!"

- When obtaining a "good gun" from the box, an obvious reference to Charlie Sheen. "Spikes are way better than Clay. Ahh, that was lame..."

"Yeah! Fun for the whole family!"

- After obtaining the M72 Law from the Mystery Box - When getting a kill from the Spikemores.

"Alright zombies, it's time to meet your maker...well the first maker...not Richtofen."

- Said when receiving a high damage weapon from the mystery box. (A reference to how Richtofen helped create the zombies and hinting that Dempsey is recovering from the 115 memory wipe)

"This is gonna deliver a metric crop ton of awesome!"

- After being an SMG off the wall "Let's do this."

- After getting an SMG from the Mystery Box

No Ammo
"If I run outta ammo I'm kickin' your ass, player. Notice I didn't say shoot... cause I need FUCKIN' AMMO FOR THAT!"

- Said when out of ammo

"Hey player, you got about 20 seconds before I show up in your living room and have a few words with you...or until I say another out of ammo line...get the picture yet!?"

- Said when ammo runs out

"I better start looking for some lead."

- After having low ammo

"No ammo? This freakin' sucks."

- After having no ammo in a gun

"Time to get some juice for this gun. I'm out!"

- When having no ammo

"I need to get some honey for this sweet thing."

- When having no ammo

Perk-a-Cola
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Jugger-Girl, I think I love you."

- After drinking Juggernog

"This stuff gives me the shakes."

- After drinking Speed Cola

"It's like hard lemon-lime with a twist of gasoline."

- After drinking Stamin-Up

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Gah! My knee caps!"

- After being attacked by a crawler

"Where the hell were you when I went down?"

- After being revived

"I didn't say we could snuggle!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"Get off of me Cupcake! I already had dessert."

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"Shit, when the hell is Treyarch gonna invent some goddamn shin-guards!"

- When attacked by a crawler

"Ah! My ass!"

- When getting hit by the Punji Stakes

"Yeah, that sucked. But, thanks."

- After being revived

Utilities/Landmarks
"Yahoo!"

- When using Geyser

"I'm flyin'!"

- After using the Geyser

"Okay, that's slightly annoying."

- When walking through the mud pit

"Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."

- When entering the mudpit

"I would have fucking paid for this!"

- when going down the water slide.

Pack-a-Punch
"It sure was nice to hear the voice of a woman for once. Too bad I didn't get to see her face. Who knows? Maybe she was famous."

- After Pack-A-Punch (Reference to Sarah Michelle Gellar in Call of the Dead, a real celebrity)

Interactive
"Help is on the way!"

- After someone comments on being surrounded

Miscellaneous
"Oh screw you! I've killed so many zombies, you'd think this crap oughta be free now"

- When not having enough points for a weapon/door.

Starting a Match
"Let me guess, power? A few more shots of vodka, then I'll go looking!"

- After starting a match

"Where does all my money go? Fuck, she is cruel mistress."

- After starting a match

"What would we do if the power was already on? Yeah. I know, I know. Never going to happen."

- After starting a match

"Eh, but it was nice break, no?"

- After starting a match, responding to Dempsey's quote about the "closet".

"Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."

- After starting a match

"I have been wearing same pair of underwear for two years now! Oh, and power's out."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"I can use you for my train set."

- When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215

"Pieces be with you!"

- After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you")

"This party's really dead!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Enjoy Hell!"

- When killing a zombie.

"How dare you touch Nikolai! I just bathed for first time!"

- After killing a zombie that recently touched him

"Never touch drunk Russian, hellpig!"

- After killing a zombie that recently touched him

"My sister is more dangerous than you!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently hit him

"Is my vodka okay? Phew! That would have been bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Ba-boom! (Laughing which turns to choking) Ugh, I just inhaled some zombie."

- After getting an explosive kill

"It's snowing hell's pawn!"

- After getting explosive kill

"It's like firework show, only with blood and zombies."

- After getting explosive kill

"He looks like my brother-in-law! I should probably kill him, too."

- After a Shrieker zombie spawns

"That arm comes right off, doesn't it?"

- After shooting off a zombie's arm

"Oh, good, it's small now!"

- After shrinking a zombie

"I really disarmed him! Ha! I have heard that before."

- When gibbing a zombie (Reference to Richtofen's quote)

Weapon
"Hey, look a new toy."

- When getting the Spikemore

"Hey, zombies! Get back!"

- After getting a weapon from the Mystery Box

"Good! Now I can be lazy sniper for once!"

- After getting a sniper rifle out of the Mystery Box or M14 off the wall

"Great, Nikolai can kill 50 zombies now!"

- After buying the Stakeout

"You could say this day is going to be explosive... aw, screw it."

- After getting the Crossbow from the Mystery Box

"Why would I want to make it smaller?"

- After getting the 31-79 JGb215 from the Mystery Box

"Because of fourth wife I like pump-action best."

- After getting Stakeout

"This gun needs a cup holder."

- After getting the M14 off the wall or a sniper rifle out of the box

"This gun is heavy. Anyone wanna trade?!"

- After buying the M14 off the wall "Does this come in red?"

- After obtaining the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box

No Ammo
"Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"

- After having no ammo

"Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"

- After having no ammo

"I need one of those floating, green, ammo container thingies!"

- After having no ammo (Referring to a Max Ammo drop).

"Okay, Nikolai, find some ammo. Easy!"

- When having no ammo

"Vodka for ammo? Anyone? No? Good."

- When having no ammo

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."

- After being revived

"Vodka? Check. Balls? Check. Russian? Check. Ok, I'm good."

- After being revived.

"Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."

- After being revived

"Ow, my shins!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow! My shin really hurts now!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow, my balls!"

- After getting hit with the punji sticks

'''"Oh shit, that nearly took off my ass!"

- After getting hit with the Punji Stakes '''

"My ass! My beautiful ass!"

- After getting hit with the Punji Stakes

"Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Oh! I won't be able to sit for weeks!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"What? Oh, I was just looking for vodka bottle, it, it dropped on ground, see?"

- After being revived

"Oh, it almost made me woman!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow! I hate crawlers!"

- After being scratched by a crawler

"Get out of here, crawling hellpig!"

- After getting hit by crawler

Utilities/Landmarks
"Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!"

- After using the geyser

"Russians don't like flying!"

- After using the geyser

"I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"

- After walking through mud maze

"Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"

- After moving through maze pit

"(Feminine scream) That was too close to my hammer and sickle!"

- After going through Punji Spikes (Reference to Soviet Union flag)

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

- When using the minecart

"Phew! Russians do not like being impaled!"

- After going past the Punji Spikes "Wheeee! (Russian singing)"

- When taking the Water Slide

Perk-a-Cola
"Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Guh, I feel muscle-ly all over. Almost as good as vodka!"

- After drinking Jugger-Nog

"Am I supposed to drink this or eat it?"

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Wooo! That is a spicy drink! Let's hope it doesn't come out that way!"

- After drinking Speed Cola

"My body feels drunk... but my eyes feel sober. I do not like."

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"Its taste is complex, with hints of (belched word) and (burp)."

- After drinking Stamin-Up

"Double the shots!...(whispered) but not the good kind."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

Power-Ups
"Good, I needed a break. Anyone else want a shot?!"

- After getting a Nuke

"BOOM zombies!"

- After getting a Nuke

"YES! And it refilled my vodka, too! (Feminine laugh)"

- After getting Max Ammo

Pack-a-Punch
"One of these days, we'll teleport to vodka factory."

- Said while Pack-a-Punching

"Ding!"

- When taking his gun back from the Pack-a-Punch

"What the hell is that Golden Rod Richtofen keeps? I don't trust that man!"

- When Pack-a-Punching a weapon

"I cannot wait to hear the 'ding'! (After gun is ready and makes 'ding') Such a sweet sound."

- While Pack-A-Punching "Occilating goodness!"

- After taking the Pack-A-Punched HK21

Miscellaneous
"Sweet music! Dempsey, let's dance!"

- After activating the hidden song

"Takeo, you're a horrible dancer. My second wife dance better than you, and she's dead! Why is he running away?"

- Seeing Takeo run away

"I did not want the rock anyway."

- After witnessing some one else take the Focusing Stone

Starting a Match
"We have arrived at the Ancient Temple that needs power turned on...highly suspect."

- After starting a match

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on...again."

- After starting a match

"You do not need psychic powers to know what we must start with: the power switch!"

- After starting a match

"Let me guess, we have to turn on the power...again!"

- After starting a match

"Not for me. It was a horrible experience."

- A refrence to him throwing up in the Original Characters Trapped Easter Egg

Weapons
"The quality of the gun, is not decided by it's design. But by the motherfucker who uses it!"

- Getting a bad gun from the box.

"Ah look at this! FULL-AUTO-HONOR!"

- Getting a machine gun.

"I need bullets like yesterday!"

- Getting low on ammunition

"I am bringin' the boom!"

- Getting a Launcher.

"Lets get dirty"

- Buying the Bowie Knife.

"Hmm buying a Knife instead of a Katana!?"

- Buying the Bowie Knife.

"I will destroy their souls!"

- Getting the Raygun.

"Ah, I return to basics."

- Getting a Sniper Rifle

"Somebody wanna give Takeo a new mag?"

- Getting low on ammunition.

"Better then a pistol, at least."

- Getting a SMG.

"Fast rate of fire, great damage, highly accurate."

- Getting a SMG.

"Ah, I have been blessed with the AK-74u."

- Buying the AK-74u

"The AK-74u. A great weapon!"

- Buying the AK-74u.

"Buckshot of honor!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"Time to SPREAD the love!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"HEAVY!"

- Getting a LMG.

Zombie Monkeys
"My stuff... what the fuck!?"

- Seeing a Zombie Monkey stealing a Power-Up.

"That thieving monkey has our goods, after him!"

- Seeing a Zombie Monkey stealing a Power-Up.

"Stealing, always leads to bad end."

- Killing a Zombie Monkey.

Zombie
"Fear the laugh of the honorable!"

- Killing a Shrieker.

"Spawn Flame is near, be wary."

- Seeing a Napalm Zombie spawn.

"Your flame is no-more!"

- Killing a Napalm Zombie

"That sound.. be wary"

- Seeing a Shrieker spawn.

"I am just getting warmed up!"

- When killing lots of zombies

"The line will be drawn HERE!"

- Killing lots of zombies

"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Hands off, you rotten sack of bones!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Never touch Takeo!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hurt him

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Utilities/Landmarks
"I have water in my dark place!"

- Using the Geyser

"I once killed men on the waterfall, it was a good day."

- Upon reaching the Water Fall

"Hmm, reminds me of Mount Fuji"

- Upon reaching the Water Fall

"I fly in air! Like a bird! A warrior bird!"

- Using the Geyser

"If money is required, then money I shall find."

- After trying to buy a door without enough money

"Hmm it's no Lunar Lander, but it will suffice"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"When was the last time this was used?"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"FOR HONOOOOUR!"

- Using the Water Slide

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Using the Water Slide

"Whats that singing? Nikki that you?"

- Using the Minecart.

"Hmph, an easter egg not so hard this time.. oh it's just the Power Switch."

- Turning on the power

"I have solved the power problem"

- Turning on the power

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Aww that hurts!"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

"That pains me! In my dark place"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

Perk-a-Cola
"I do not care about money. Just give me cola."

- After trying to buy a Perk-A-Cola without enough money

"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"I feel so strong, and fierce."

- After drinking Juggernog

"I can go all-night with this"

- After drinking Stamin Up

"Cowboy-up-honor"

- After drinking Double Tap

"Speed Cola, is a happy day."

- After drinking Speed Cola

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"Let's do this!"

- After getting Double Points

"Good timing, I was getting dry."

- After getting a Max Ammo

"DEVASTATION!"

- After getting a Nuke

Pack-a-Punch
"Tank seems to be waking up. Slowly but surely."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch (A reference to how Takeo was the first one to recover from 115)

"How dare you make Takeo wait!?"

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"You have the guts to let Takeo wait!?"

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"I'll take it!"

- Getting his upgraded gun.

"My hands, sweat with anticipation."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"Let the games, begin!"

- Upon getting his upgraded weapon.

Starting a Match
"This place has power? Neat-o!"

- After beginning a match

"We have arrived in an ancient temple, that has a power switch. that's a weird combo."

- After beginning a match

"Power power power, where is the power?"

- Upon beginning a match

"Hello? We're here! Now to make it to the switch to start the fun"

- Upon beginning a match

"The power is out. Well, if there's power, it's out."

- When starting a match

Zombie
"Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"NO TOUCHY!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Thank you, but it was all part of my plan."

- When Richtofen gets an explosive kill

"Gahaha! Glorious!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill

"I made you small, like Dempsey's brain!"

- After shrinking a zombie with the 31-79 JGb215

"The doctor kicks you in the nuts!"

- After running into a shrunken zombie

"What mutation causes a fire zombie?"

- Upon seeing a Napalm Zombie

"Mother? Is that you? I didn't do it!"

- Upon seeing a Shrieker Zombie

"NEIN MONKEY! MINE!"

- Upon killing a monkey zombie that took a power up

"I need a mop for the sad ones!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"I'll swallow your spleen raw!"

- After killing a monkey

Weapon
"(Angry) BOX!...(normal) I hate you."

- After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points

"This is a rifle, not just a gun, I use it to kill, and it's so much fun!"

- After getting a sniper rifle

"Sniping is an art of which I am a master"

- After getting a Sniper Rifle

"Hmmm. A shotgun."

- After getting a shotgun

"I didn't know Maxis was making this."

- When getting the 31-79 JGb215

"Danger monkey!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box

No Ammo
"I can't have fun with no ammo for my gun!...ah, a poet (very quietly), didn't know it."

- When out of ammo

"I AM OUT OF AMMO!"

- When out of ammo

"The more I kill the more ammo I need...This is obvious"

- When out of ammo

"I NEED MORE AMMO!"

- When out of ammo

Utilities/Landmarks
"Oh, that looks like fun."

- After noticing the mine cart

"(in a happy tone) Reminds me of my childhood. (in an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"

- After noticing the mine cart

"(quietly) The voices.. (slight scream) Ahh the voices!"

- When using the Minecart

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! How romantic."

- After noticing the water fall.

"So very confusing."

- Upon entering the Mudpit

"Where is the exit?"

- Upon entering the Mudpit

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-haa wooo!"

- When using the Water Slide

"Weee! I feel so high!"

- When using the Geyser

"Oh spikey love!"

- After using the Punji Stakes

"Look out! That was close."

- After going through Punji Stakes

"It's so slippery, and wet, and fun! Just like you, Nikolai!"

- When using the Water Slide

"I was conceived in a Mine Cart. No, wait, it was a lab."

- Upon finding the Mine Cart (Also a reference to the real life) location of Der Riese

"I HATE TRAINS!!"

- Said when riding a minecart

"Nein..."

- When seeing the Punji Stakes.

"Everyone, the power is now on!"

- After turning on the power.

"Like wind in the lederhosen!...(quietly) I'm not wearing any though."

- After taking the geyser

"OW! MY BACKSIDE!"

- After being hit by punji stakes

"(screams in pain) Oh, that's good, that's okay, buy me dinner next time."

- After being hit by punji stakes

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"THE VOICES are so loud!"

- After being revived

"They can't kill the doctor!"

- After being revived

"Help me Nikolai!"

- After being swarmed by zombies

Perk-a-Cola
"WHY! Why do you taste so BAD!?"

- After buying Quick Revive

"Now their heads will be mine!"

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"Juggernog! My favorite!"

- After buying Juggernog

"Glorious! I was feeling a little down."

- After drinking Stamin-Up

"Ack! This drink gives me gas."

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Ah, the beer of the root! (laughs) I said root."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer