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Reasons Why Sactage is Awesome
Hi all! I'm BassJapas, and I come from Zeldapedia. I'm friends with Sactage on facebook, yeah, ew right? People still use facebook. Uh... I met him during a spam attack in #wikia-zelda and we ended up becoming friends. We have our riffs here and there, he pisses me off sometimes, but I'm very easy to piss off. He thinks Sabrina is a badass Zeldapedian *coughcough*firstname*coughcough*conceited*coughcough*. Freakishly enough, we're the same age, same grade, and live in the same state. Of course, he was probably born there.

So yeah, this is my creepy spam of his userpage. And now, I leave you with a picture of Yoshi! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/imagedump/images/7/7d/Baby_Yoshi.png

And for those of you who were wondering, I have played Call of Duty, but only one game. It was Modern Warfare (I think). It had a level with a bunch of people you got to shoot, and a snowboard race thingy and I pwnt arse on that race thingy, and it was the first time I've touched an Xbox controller. Kudos to me! f

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About Me
Ok, where to start. Well, I absolutely love Call of Duty. First FPS I was able to play with people i actually know, and still is. I live in Iceland. Aparently. scots hate my country. I'm still a teenager, so if I sound like really I'm young, it's not a hallucination, I kinda am. I own a PS3, and don't really care if it's better than the 360 or not. In my opinion, they both have their pros and cons. Also, I Love to blow shit up. I also own BF:BC2. I go between MW2 and that, so if I'm playing one and you're on the other, please don't invite-spam me. You'll know if I'm planning on switch games. Trust me. My PSN is Sactage, same as everything else. I own a few accounts though, most of which are unused. Also, my name is pronounced like Sact-idge. Think of the word "Sacked" then the word "ridge", minus the "r". Also, F0nzie is awesome.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
If had so yet not for once done after, gone no if one be gave forth but so not?

- .T .T

Friends
These are the people I consider my friends on this wiki. I don't really know if they consider me a friend, but oh well. Feel free to add yourself, unless you know you're wrong.
 * 1) Brorider
 * 2) EightOhEight
 * 3) Dark Anomaly
 * 4) Imrlybord7
 * 5) CheezyDerek
 * 6) Griever0311
 * 7) Doc.Richtofen
 * 8) Sergente Maggiore fallimento
 * 9) FAL expert
 * 10) Dolten
 * 11) NotesCollector
 * 12) Rampantlion513
 * 13) Commander Dan
 * 14) Cpt.Z
 * 15) Cpl. Dunn
 * 16) Price25
 * 17) StB
 * 18) A Lonely Nomad
 * 19) Callofduty4
 * 20) CoD1 Weapon PPSh.pngSignatureSpecialOpsGenralMinigun.png
 * 21) Helljumper
 * 22) Darkraider09
 * 23) Ukimies
 * 24) Smuff
 * 25) Infected32-Cool_Metal.jpg
 * 26) gic1898
 * 27) YellowRiolu
 * 28) Cpl.Bohater
 * BassJapas
 * BassJapas

Goals On The Wiki
[✓] Reach 50 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 100 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 150 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 200 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 250 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 300 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 350 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 400 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 450 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 500 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 550 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 600 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 650 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Reach 700 Mainspace Edits

[✓] Acquire rollback abilities

[✓] Get my talk page archived

[✓] Be able to run for sysop

[✓] Become a sysop

[✓] Ban Sp3ctr3 130 Ki11er with an ABUSE FILTER

Games I Own

 * Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2


 * Call Of Duty: World at War


 * Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare


 * Battlefield: Bad Company 2


 * Battlefield: Bad Company
 * MAG
 * Assassin's Creed 2
 * Assassin's Creed
 * Prince of Persia (no idea which one)
 * Rock Band 2
 * The Beatles Rock Band
 * Final Fantasy XIII

Favorite Quotes
"banana clips... do I need to count the number of things wrong with that term?"

- WouldYouKindly

"OUR FACEPALMS CANNOT REPEL STUPIDITY OF THAT MAGNITUDE "

- WouldYouKindly

"Mi fare esplodere il vostro gatti nell l'notte, bene signore."

- Chiafriend12

"In real life, shooting someone with a Desert Eagle would probably sound like a cat drowning in porridge."

- 90.207.53.247

"WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW 4CHAN /B/, A YELLOW 4CHAN /B/, A YELLOW 4CHAN /B/! (or is it more of a shade of orange?)"

- Morgan

"ENEMY Ac1Flamey ABOVE!"

- Qw3rty!

"Other than being horribly marred, he's as good as new."

- Chiafriend12

"PLEASE HOLD DARTHKENOBI0 SAW A BLOG COMMENT BY SACTAGE AND IS ATTEMPTING TO PROCURE A NEW BODY WHILE HIS OLD ONE HAS NOT STOPPED ROFLING"

- Darthkenobi0

"(Chiafriend12)adds a suppressor to NotOcto.)  You just got silenced!"

- Chiafriend12

"hi Sannse in person"

- Gamemakergm

"DS pages. Woo. I am stuffing cookies into my fax machine as we speak."

- Imrlybord7

"This video is full of too much win to not be here."

- Bovell

"Happy Boy"

"Looks nice; I've always been a fan of the red yellow color scheme. Maybe that's why McDonald's is so popular."

- Bovell

"Challenge completed: Pyro. Description:flame 30 users. 250 xp earned. You've been promoted!"

- A Lonely Nomad

"Heh, I'm sure arguing was flaming's ex-con uncle. Damn. I was wrong."

- Cpt. Carebear

"woah what the fuck i just go on this page and that fucking piece of fucking gay retarded asshole shit fucking bitch gay annoying overpowered nooby shit UMP appeared on my computer"

- Callofduty4

"ill close ur mom"

- Joeyaa "THE INTERNET IS WHERE REAL LIFE DOESN'T EXIST"

- Joeyaa "A joey(aa) is any infant marsupial."

- CodExpert "Can I become a admin Griggs 12:14, August 16, 2010 (UTC)"

- Ssgt.Griggs "pssh, i'd prefer Arnold Schwarzenegger for president. he'd be liek: "BAD ECONOMY HAS BEEN TERMINATED""

- Elflord

"[21:39:23] M67: Wait, can KGB members global ban?"

- me

"[21:39:27] M67: Er, VSTF"

- me

"[21:39:44] charitwo: yes, we need to be able to stop spambots [21:39:57] charitwo: otherwise they keep on going and going, like the energizer bunny"

- Charitwo, The KGB Assas- Er, Friendly, neighborhood VSTF member.

"whats the pentagon"

- 96.51.48.213

"whats russian roulette i watched the movie but it doesnt make sense"

- 96.51.48.213

Other Users Thoughts Of Me
A nice, mature, and funny user. But apparently has a problem with the ladies. 20:51, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Sactage is a friendly, nice, and good editor.

Funny and nice. --TMOI {Reply} 20:55, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Nice user who is friendly to others. 20:57, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

HOW THE FUCK DON"T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?????? /ragequits life/ TimSim (talk) 19:39, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Friendly, funny, mature and a good editor. Doc.  Richtofen  19:51, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! /asks Sactage out and cries when he's rejected/ TimSim (talk) 01:41, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

I dont know, I have Never heard of him. Wow sarcasm does not port well to the internet. But really a great guy T  C  E   B 01:44, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Who are you again...? Just kidding, you're a great user. :P--WouldYouKindly 02:53, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

3rd best person in the world. After macmillan and chuck norris. But hey, god's only number 7 :) A Lonely Nomad 14:17, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

My IRC guru and go to man!  Talk 21:18, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Likes to act like a real M67 and blow up on the IRC. In a good way. Major Lulz. -DeltaOp

Hmm... I'm adding this so he'll stop asking me. --  Griever0311   02:14, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Nice, funny, mature, and professional.  Happy Boy T M   E 02:17, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

I love Sactage's voice -  04:46, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yo fo shizzle the nizzle up in my sizzle fo wizzle pizzle --   8 ight  0 h   8 ight  21:30, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

@808, I KNOW HOW TO BE A GANGSTA NOW! Meh, Sactage is a nice, friendly, mature user who may be an admin sometime... Commander W567123daniel Wanna Talk? 22:37, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Great guy, always willing to help out, and is very friendly. He also has an awesome voice. 00:02, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

perfect in nearly everyway. Njihjk0 18:39, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

UHH.. an editor.. yeah totally ENNEEEMMYY EEMMMMMPPPP CyanideUndead 19:04, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Bout time you became an admin. Eltomo85 talk 13:54, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

hai u walrus -- 09:00, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Mental capacity of a small retarted farm animal. Except not. 05:02, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Friendliest user ever Kaz Miller

Smells like feet I reckon! 21:26, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

He lies too much, and -V and +Qs me too much. XD 01:12, January 13, 2011 (UTC)

One word: Amazingly Awesome! XD 20:43, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

i c u -- 03:01, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

A guy, who I know. That needs to get on BC2 more. 67.233.111.148 01:20, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

Cakemix's anti smoking corner
$0 i was li3K I'm y0 iMm@ eLi73 5huR @ss aNd 7heN i 5mok3d 5ome c@kemix -- 13:33, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
 * A bit harder then you think why? --Personal_Cakemix_Signature.png 22:09, April 4, 2011 (UTC)