User:Akyoyo

F.Y.I., If you for some reason disagree with anything on this page (my guess is there's a big chance someone might, it is the internet, after all), I apologize for dragging you to this URL and setting up that torture method where I tie you to a chair, and force your eyes to stay open for as long as you look at this page.

Yes, I am the one responsible for making sure any page that uses the word "clip" in the wrong context is corrected to "magazine" (in real life, I usually hurt people when they say it instead). I find it my duty to protect this wiki from that kind of ignorance.

I also have a habit of correcting "rounds" or "bullets" into "cartridges".

I have a tendency to write or type much, MUCH more than is necessary, maybe because I also like to have something more to read as well.

The people who use the word "clip" when referring to shotguns strike me as the stupider species of Ignorants (yes, I don't consider them people). I mean, "internal tube clip"? Forget the real design differences for a second, how the hell does that sound even remotely correct to anyone? It's beyond me.

I tried starting a page titled "Clip" once, to explain the difference, but I pressed back by accident or something and lost it, even after copying the whole text, the clipboard was empty.

I think clip is a very dumb term anyway, and don't like having to call something that. Sometimes I think it makes me sound like I just automatically call it that, which I wouldn't want.

I know a lot about firearms in general.

This occasionally makes people upset or go "Oh god" or "Why do you know so much about blah blah blah". I don't know where these people got the idea that guns are some evil voo-doo mojo that should be avoided at all costs, and anyone who remotely finds them interesting or has any knowledge of them whatsoever or wants to own one should be quarantined, but I wish they never got those thoughts into their dense, dusty, unused brains to begin with.

Hey, reading all the way down here? Congrats, and thank you. Didn't think anyone was up for such a thing.