User blog comment:Imrlybord7/I almost died about an hour ago./@comment-1462637-20100407024725

I got one, it's not mine but we used to raise ostridges (however you spell it). And we kept one as a pet. So one day were down there feeding and what not. Then the biggest one starts beating his ass, so my dad jumps in there with a shovel (there was 2 feet of snow on the ground) so it takes him all of 5 minute to grab its head. So it finaly kicks him (he was up against a bull gate) well it puts a dent in the gate about 2 feet wide and 8" deep. Well he was wearing, no joke 8 inches of coats and sweaters, it still drew blood, so while hes sitting there about dead. It walks over and sodomizes our pet. (Look it up if you really wanna know). I could have told it better, and I really built it up for no reason.