Shangri-La/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Shangri-La.

Starting a Match
-upon spawning in"Ugh we have same objective again, I'm getting tired of this, you know you guys NEVER give the community what they want!"

- Upon spawning.

'''"Light's are out, Perk-a-cola machines are out, the zombies aren't here yet, guess that means we gotta turn on the power."

- At the beginning of a match '''

'''"Power's out, then again, why is there power in an ancient temple? FUCK YOU TREYARCH!"

- At the beginning of a match '''

Zombie
"Cover your ears, shriek-bag!"

- After a Shrieker Zombie spawns

"No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"

- after getting a Spikemore kill.

"Ka-Boom!"

- after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.

"DIE! DIE!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies

"FREAKS!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Crap! My ears are bleeding!"

- After Shrieker Zombie spawns

"Baaa-Bloee! Nice."

- After getting an explosive kill

Perk-a-Cola
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Jugger-Girl, I think I love you."

- After drinking Juggernog

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Gah! My knee caps!"

- After being attacked by a crawler

"Where the hell were you when I went down?"

- After being revived

"I didn't say we could snuggle!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"Shit, when the hell is Treyarch gonna invent some goddamn shin-guards!"

- When attacked by a crawler

"Ah! My ass!"

- When getting hit by the Punji Stakes

Utilities
"Yahoo!"

- When using Geyser

"I'm flyin'!"

- After using the Geyser

"Alright zombies, it's time to meet your maker...well the first maker...not Richtofen."

- Said when receiving a high damage weapon from the mystery box. (A reference to how Richtofen helped create the zombies and hinting that Dempsey is recovering from 115)

Random
"Hey player, you got about 20 seconds before I show up in your living room and have a few words with you...or until I say another out of ammo line...get the picture yet!?"

- Said when ammo runs out

"Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."

- When entering the mudpit

"Winning!"

- When obtaining a "good gun" from the box, an obvious reference to Charlie Sheen.

"If I run outa ammo I'm kickin' your ass, player. Notice I didn't say shoot...cause I need FUCKIN' AMMO FOR THAT!"

- Said when out of ammo

"Oh screw you! I've killed so many zombies, you'd think this crap outta be free now"

- When not having enough points for a weapon/door.

Starting a Match
"What would we do if the power was already on? Yeah. I know, I know. Never going to happen."

- After starting a match

"Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"I can use you for my train set."

- When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215

"Pieces be with you!"

- After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you)

"This party's really dead!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Enjoy Hell!"

- When killing a zombie.

"How dare you touch Nikolai! I just bathed for first time!"

- After killing a zombie that recently touched him

"My sister is more dangerous than you!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently hit him

"Is my vodka okay? Phew! That would have been bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

Weapon
"Hey, look a new toy."

- When getting the Spikemore

"Hey, zombies! Get back!"

- After getting a weapon from the Mystery Box

"Good! Now I can be lazy sniper for once!"

- After getting a sniper rifle out of the Mystery Box (reference to how most of the campers in multiplayer uses sniper rifles.)

"Great, Nikolai can kill 50 zombies now!"

- After buying the Stakeout

No Ammo
"Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"

- After having no ammo

"Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"

- After having no ammo

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."

- After being revived

"Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."

- After being revived

"Ow, my shins!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow! My shin really hurts now!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow, my balls!"

- After getting hit with the punji sticks

"My ass! My beautiful ass!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Oh! I won't be able to sit for weeks!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"What? Oh, I was just looking for vodka bottle, it, it dropped on ground, see?"

- After being revived

"Oh, it almost made me woman!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

Utilities/Landmarks
"Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!"

- After using the geyser

"Russians don't like flying!"

- After using the geyser

"I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"

- After walking through mud maze

"Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"

- After moving through maze pit

"(Feminine scream) That was too close to my hammer and sickle!"

- After going through Punji Spikes (Reference to Soviet Union flag)

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

- When using the minecart

Perk-a-Cola
"Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Starting a Match
"We have arrived at the Ancient Temple that needs power turned on...highly suspect."

- After starting a match

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on...again."

- After starting a match

"You do not need psychic powers to know what we must start with: the power switch!"

- After starting a match

"Let me guess, we have to turn on the power...again!"

- After starting a match

Weapons
"Somebody wanna give Takeo a new mag?"

- Getting low on ammunition.

"Better then a pistol, at least."

- Getting a SMG.

"Fast rate of fire, great damage, highly accurate."

- Getting a SMG.

"Ah, I have been blessed with the AK-74u."

- Buying the AK-74u

"The AK47u. A great weapon."

- Buying the AK-74u

"Buckshot of honor!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"Time to SPREAD the love!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"HEAVY!"

- Getting a LMG.

Zombie
"I am just getting warmed up!"

- When killing lots of zombies

"The line will be drawn HERE!"

- Killing lots of zombies

"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Hands off, you rotten sack of bones!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Don't touch Takeo!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hurt him

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Eclipse Easter Egg
"Oh look, an eclipse!"

- After going to the past.

Utilities/Landmarks
"I have water in my dark place!"

- Using the Geyser

"I fly in air! Like a bird! A warrior bird!"

- Using the Geyser

"If money is required, then money I shall find."

- After trying to buy a door without enough money

"Hmm it's no Lunar Lander, but it will suffice"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"When was the last time this was used?"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"FOR HONOOOOUR!"

- Using the Water Slide

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Using the Water Slide

"Whats that singing? Nikki that you?"

- Using the Minecart.

"Either the easter egg is easier this time, or we just turned on the power."

- Turning on the power

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Aww that hurts!"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

"That pains me! In my dark place"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

Perk-a-Cola
"I do not care about money. Just give me cola."

- After trying to buy a Perk-A-Cola without enough money; also said when trying to buy door without enough money

"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"More time!"

- After getting a Max Ammo

"DEVASTATION!"

- After getting a Nuke

Pack-a-Punch
"Tank seems to be waking up."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch (A reference to how Takeo was the first one to recover from 115)

Starting a Match
"This place has power? Neat-o!"

- After beginning a match

"We have arrived in an ancient temple, and it has a power switch. Weird combination."

- After beginning a match

"Power power power, where is the power?"

- Upon beginning a match

Zombie
"Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Gahaha! Glorious!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill

"I made you small, like Dempsey's brain!"

- After shrinking a zombie with the 31-79 JGb215

"What mutation causes a fire zombie?"

- Upon seeing a Napalm Zombie

"Mother? Is that you? I didn't do it!"

- Upon seeing a Shrieker Zombie

Weapon
"(Angry) BOX!...(normal) I hate you."

- After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points

"This is a rifle, not just a gun, I use it to kill, and it's so much fun!"

- After getting a sniper rifle

No Ammo
"I can't have fun with no ammo for my gun!...ah, a poet (very quietly), didn't know it."

- When out of ammo

"I AM OUT OF AMMO!"

- When out of ammo

Utilities/Landmarks
"(In a happy tone)Reminds me of my childhood. (In an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"

- After noticing the mine cart

"(Quietly)The voices.. (Slight Scream) Ahh the voices!"

- When using the Minecart

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."

- After noticing water fall by MP5K

"So very confusing."

- Upon entering the Mudpit

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa Wooooooooooo!"

- When using the Water Slide

"Weee! I feel so high!"

- When using the Geyser

"Oh spikey love!"

- After using the Punji Stakes

"It's so slippery, and wet, and fun! Just like you, Nikolai!"

- When using the Water Slide

"I was conceived in a Mine Cart. No, wait, it was a lab."

- Upon finding the Mine Cart

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"They can't kill the doctor!"

- After being revived

"Help me Nikolai!"

- After being swarmed by zombies

Perks
"WHY! Why do you taste so BAD!?"

- After buying Quick Revive

"Now their heads will be mine!"

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"Juggernog! My favorite!"

- After buying Juggernog

Punji Stakes
"OW! MY BACKSIDE!"

- After being hit by punji stakes

"(Screams in pain) Oh, that's good, that's ok, buy me dinner next time."

- After being hit by punji stakes

"Neing..."

- When seeing the Punji Stakes.