User:Bardockslilbab

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CAUTION! THIS PAGE CONTAINS SOME FREAKY SHIT! And Chris Redfield




"Geth, in big groups, get more intelligent. Humans, in big groups, get less intelligent."

- TNT LotLP

WIKIA STATUS: ONLINE - CoD Wiki.

IRC STATUS: OFFLINE

XBL STATUS: OFFLINE UNTIL APRIL, POSSIBLY

GAMERTAG: (Despite having no XBL, look out for this Gamertag) Beyond Birthday.

MSN STATUS: ONLINE

MENTAL STATUS: ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

About Me
Me? Not much to tell, Scottish 13 Year Old (Yes, really), dark, unhappy history. In terms of personality? Cold, uncaring, evil and cruel. Or, to put it in a confusing way, i'm an evil bastard who knows Restraints and has Morals.

Your Mind clusterfucked yet? If so, scroll back up or go to another section. If not, read on!

I have a hatred of everything, and its hard to explain to people a lot of the time. There is one person i love, but hey, the reasons behind that, and my intentions, are secret, and odd.

Oh yeah, and i'm a fan of Green Day, Rise Against, BFMV, and Mass Effect.

Wall of Jokes
Post epic jokes you have heard right here!

 A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life!

 The cucumber said, ''when I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me

 in a salad!''

 The pickle says, ''you got it easy mate! When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar!''

 The penis says, ''lads, that's nothing compared to what I go through when I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and faint!''

 The sign said "Breakfast from 7 to 11". Well after 9 o'Clock I couldn't eat another bite,

Other User's Thoughts on me
Self explanatory, post your opinion of me here.

Funny user! --Soldier 15:26, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay. >_> Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

A little insane, but fun to be around. :P 16:51, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay >_> Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Per Cpl dunn. Bumblebeeprime09 16:56, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay >_> Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

No offense, But a offensive user. Can be very hurtful at most times.  2nd Lt.  BravoAlphaSix  21:25, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay, I have complete my purpose in life. Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

A rather funny user that is occasionally fun to be around. but you should watch your attitude around others, Nelo. No offense meant, but you can be a little harsh and go a little too far at times. --CodExpert 21:28, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Moo *Munches Grass* Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Cool and funny, yet hateful and disruptive. Mostly the first two. My mind is absolutely clusterfucked because of you. LOL User:Beastly20 23:20, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay, my TRUE purpose is complete. Nelo Angelo97 17:52, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Random, insane, I'm so proud. (Shoots self) 10:59, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

<_< Smuff [ The cake is a lie. ] 16:24, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
 * >_> Stealth Cl0wn 16:27, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Friends
If you have deluded yourself enough to beleive that you are even close t0o my friend, add your name here

Cpl. Dunn

Random Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mgfatNBpM&feature=related

Lyrics
Go!

I wanna tear a big hole in what is to be,

To end all this infatuation with unity,

I'm seeking my salvation alone again,

I never needed to be one of you anyway

Don't wanna be another player losing in this game

I'm trying to impress upon you

We're not the same!

My own individuality is so unique,

I'm one impressive mother fucker!

Now, wouldn't you say?

Break apart and,

Divide, divide, divide, divide!

You might say that I'm the last man standing now,

And though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me!

You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd,

I hear the sirens but they're never gonna take me!

I am a little more provocative then you might need,

It is your shock and then your horror on which I feed!

So can you tell me what exactly does freedom mean,

If I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be

Don't wanna be another player losing in this game

I'm trying to impress upon you

We're not the same!

My psychotic mentality is so unique!

I'm one agressive mother fucker!

Now, wouldn't you say?

Break apart and,

Divide, divide, divide, divide!

You might say that I'm the last man standing now,

And though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me!

You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd,

I hear the sirens but they're never gonna take me!

They won't take me

Break! Break! Break! Break!

Break apart and divide

Break! Break! Break! Break!

Break apart and divide

Break! Break! Break! Break!

Break apart and divide, and divide, and divide!

Break apart and!

Divide, divide, divide, divide!

Divide, divide, break apart and divide!

Divide, divide, divide, divide!

Divide, divide, break apart and!

Divide, divide, divide, divide!

Divide, divide, break apart and divide!

Divide, divide, divide, divide, divide!

Divide, divide, divide!

Did you know?

 * Azuris is like a charmy bee