User blog comment:GamerPr1ncess/Signs you play too much CoD/@comment-1763478-20100419001948


 * 1) 1. You hear a beeping sound try to check your Heartbeat Sensor
 * 2) 2. You start yelling TANGO SUCKA!
 * 3) 3. You open a laptop and imagine yourself gunning an AC130
 * 4) 4. When you look through a telescope and hold your breath
 * 5) 5. You start throwing kitchen knives hoping to hit Shepherd in the eye
 * 6) 6. You see a man walking his dog and think 7 killstreak
 * 7) 7. You charge into a room holding your bayonet yelling BANZAI!
 * 8) 8. You jump off a house hoping Commando Pro will keep you from damaging yourself
 * 9) 9. You see a flare on the ground and get the urge to smash it
 * 10) 10. You plant an 8 pack of soda on a door and wait for someone to pass
 * 11) 12. You see an LMG and think Spray and Pray
 * 12) 13. You tape grass to your jacket and call it a ghillie suit
 * 13) 14. You skip meals just trying to get promoted
 * 14) 15. You start calling other players Ramirez and giving them random orders.
 * 15) 16. You were so busy reading these, you never noticed #11 was missing
 * 16) 17. You are now looking back to find the #11 that is not there.
 * 17) 18. You create your obstacle course, complete it in less than 10 seconds and boast to your friends that you beat Ghost's time in the Pit
 * 18) 19. While ice climbing you can't press the triggers to climb