User:Nikolai Cannot Die

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Greetings from the Soviet Army, comrade! I'm Nikolai Cannot Die, formerly Cpt. Dragunov, but you can call me NCD or just Nikolai, and I'm just another huge Call of Duty fan. I personally think PS3s are the shizz, and most people, including my friends, would disagree with me on that I really think the console flamewar is stupid, and I'm actually the only one out of all my friends who thinks that, and the more I think about it, I think that PC's have it made in terms of not having to buy the goddam console. But that's not important. Anyway, I got the first Call of Duty back in 2005, and from there I bought UO, CoD2, CoD4, World at War, Modern Warfare 2, and of course Black Ops. I was born in Portland, Oregon, on January 11, 1997. Currently, my favorite Black Ops character is Grigori Weaver, representing my city with his fake CIA dossier and my favorite weapon is the Dragunov, always paired in CoD4 with the golden Desert Eagle. My PSN tag is frenchpansy4w02 so feel free to add me as a friend.

I'm probably one of the biggest Yankees fans on the bloody west coast. other things that I'm into include F.C. Barcelona soccer club, Assassins Creed, Medal of Honor, fishing, and really wanting to be fluent in some other language other than English (Like Spanish or French or Russian or German or something like that. I don't care which one even if it sounds like shit as long as I know another language that doesn't associate me with the Fat Ignorant Gun-Loving American Stereotype.). One of my favorite movies is Inglorious Basterds. I'm taking Spanish but my teacher kind of sucks so I don't know if I'll ever learn it.

I learned about this wiki when I was trying to remember who voiced Cpl. Dunn back in June 2010. I googled the name and here i am today. My hobbies include playing the saxophone, fishing, playing PS3, arguing this weird psychotic kid I know about Obama (GO OBAMA), and watching sports.

Well, you know, that's about it. I like to see myself as a pretty easy-going guy, and my page will usually have some light hearted humor thrown here or there. I am studying to apply to Annapolis Academy and the Air Force Academy, but, I probably won't serve, as my grandfather basically became unstable after Peleliu, and my other grandfather walked to hell and back on Utah beach. It's enough to turn you off from the military, but still, I would like to call myself a U.S. military veteran.

MW2
UMP45 FMJ Fall Camo :D(I'm well aware of how incredibly overpowered it is)

Desert Eagle Akimbo (WIN)

Claymores (randomly planting claymores pisses people off soooo much)

Stun Grenades (I could care less if this is better than flashbangs or not)

Scavenger Pro (Why the hell not)

Cold Blooded Pro (I didn't use the glitch, I didn't know there was one...)

Commando Pro (It's just all around good)

Killstreaks: Predator, Harrier, AC130.

RECORDED NUKES!!!!!!!

Estate, Rust (I don't even know how that happened), Wasteland, and.... FAVELA (I just blindly used my MLC class)

Nazi Zombies Rounds Survived:

Nacht der Untoten: 23, 3 people (Good times, good times),

Verruckt: 19, 4 people (Meh, coulda gone farther, just let myself get overwhelmed)

Shi No Numa: 25, 4 people (I was just a little bitch running around, some guy kicked ass with his Wunderwaffe)

Der Riese: 24, 4 people (Pack-a-Punched Ray Gun and regular Wunderwaffe, no survivors.)

Kino der Toten: 32, 3 people (I Pack-a-Punched the M16, RPK, the HK21, and the Ray Gun. At some point I bought all perks except Double Tap, the Bowie knife, and then I got Monkey Bombs. Pretty damn good combos. We died because we ran out of ammo, and we were too poor to keep buying juggernog.)

FIVE: 25, 4 people (I got the upgraded Ray Gun and the upgraded Galil, and then my Galil ran out of ammo so I replaced it with the upgraded AUG, but, I died, and soon my team got trapped and died...)

Dead Ops Arcade: 11, 2 people (Not worth my time)

Ascension: 20, 2 people (I had to go, so we went out in a blaze of glory by unloading his ray gun, my thundergun, his gersch devices, and my matryoshka dolls.)

= Call of Duty Wiki Friends = Some people I would consider my friends. Put your name here if you consider me a friend. Also feel free to remove your name.

Ukimies

Bumblebeeprime09

Doctor Richtoffee

Cpl.Bohater

Sp3ctr3 130 Ki11er

Sgt.Sandwich

I don't really know you but you seem like a nice guy and I look up to you so... WunderWaffleOfDeath

Conqueror of all Zombies

Chiafriend12

WHISKEY35

= People allowed to edit this page = Nikolai Cannot Die

Cpt. Dragunov

dragon00b

NCD

= Goals =
 * Achieve 500 edits.
 * Achieve 1000 edits.
 * Achieve 2500 edits.
 * Achieve 5000 edits.
 * Achieve 10,000 edits.
 * Create a template.
 * Become UOTM.
 * Become an Admin.
 * Get an article featured.
 * Gain rollback rights.

= Pages Created =
 * Sarah (deleted)
 * Special
 * Motorbike
 * Pvt. Davis

= Subpages =
 * Fanfiction
 * Sandbox

= Favorite Quotes =
 * "Megan:I'm fucking up my bed with a knife!"

- Megan


 * "My friends and I call these fuckers "pukies" because it looks like they're puking. This is what we need to rename the article."

- Taco Meat Yuck


 * "What the hell kind of a name is that?"

- Conqueror of all Zombies

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