User blog comment:Doc.Richtofen/Battlefield Assistance Task Force Recruitment/@comment-1079585-20100308203449

Actually, I just WHOIS your IP address and come to your house with a cat.

I use this knife to cut cake, which we will eat. Then I go home.

But as I am exiting your driveway I trigger some well-hidden C4.

This sets off an elaborate pyrotechnics system which causes fireworks to shoot into the sky in a way that reads, "You are awesome!"

However, these fireworks will then rain down upon your residence, destroying everything.

But they are also filled with candy and stuffed animals.

I hope that cleared up any potential confusion about the consequences of failing to laugh out loud silently. If you have any further questions, please feel free to ask on my talk page.