Green Run/Quotes

Abigail "Misty" Briarton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8wKcCuLgc Misty's Quotes

Beginning
"Marlton, sweetie, turn the lights on."

- Said upon starting.

"Being in the dark is fun and all, but I like being able to see what I'm killing."

- Said upon starting.

"Ugh, lights are out. That's why I knocked my shin into something."

- Said upon starting.

"I'll bet there's some way to get this place lit up..."

- Said upon starting.

Zombies
"Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit her.

"Try again, you turd sniffer!"

- Upon killing a zombie that hit her.

"Ugh! Hands off, Grabby Pants!"

- Upon getting hit by a zombie

Downed or Revived
"Huh I thought I was finished there for a second."

- After being revived.

"Must've been some stupid fuck watching my back."

- When downed.

"Whew, that was almost my last rodeo!"

- After being revived.

"Hey! Can someone swing by a Quick Revive?"

- When downed.

"What would you do without me?"

- After being revived.

"Don't expect any special favors... if you get my drift."

- Upon being revived.

"Whew, for a second there I thought you guys didn't like me."

- Said when getting revived.

"Feeling kind of exposed down here!"

- When downed

Ammo
"Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"

- When low on ammo.

"Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"

- When out of ammo.

"No bullets? No back-up? No problem!"

- When out of ammo.

"Stuhlinger! It's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"

- When out of ammo.

"Oh no, I'm out of bullets! If only a big smelly idiot would protect me!"

- When out of ammo.

"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothing!"

- When out of ammo.

"Let me show you boys how unarmed combat is supposed to go down!"

- When out of ammo.

Power-Up
"One, two, I'm killing you!"

- Upon receiving Double Points power-up.

"KA-BLEWY!"

- Nuke

Perk-a-Cola
"Anyone hurt?... Yuck, what is that taste?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"*Burp* Heh... That was unlady-like."

- After drinking Juggernog.

"FasterfasterfasterfasterfasterFASTER!"

- After drinking Stamin-Up.

Mystery Box
"Rappidy dabbidy, let's kill some stuff!"

- When getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box

"You'll do, little man, you'll do... No, I don't mean you, Stuhlinger."

- Upon acquiring an SMG.

"Oohh, start talking, never stop!"

- Upon acquiring the HAMR.

"It's a lady's right to be fussy about her weapons!"

- Upon acquiring a sniper rifle.

"At the risk of sounding sexist, this is a girl's gun!"

- Upon acquiring the Chicom CQB.

"This thing talks almost as much as I do!"

- Upon receiving the RPD.

"Mr. Boxy, why must you be so expensive?"

- Said when unable to afford a weapon from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, I even get rejected by the mysterious Mr. Box?"

- Upon the Mystery Box respawning.

"Typical man, takes what he wants then leaves."

- Upon the Mystery Box respawning.

"Ugh...looks like some kind of substitute penis...if you ask me."

- Upon receiving the Python.

"Look what my daddy left me, I must've been good this year!"

- Upon receiving the S12.

"Mmmmm, looks like a penis substitute."

- Upon receiving the Phyton.

'''"A gun that shoots bombs. What's next, A knife that shoots spoons?"

- Upon receiving the RPG. '''

Finding Parts and Crafting
"This looks like it might be good for something..."

- When picking up a crafting ingredient.

"I sure hope I'm doing this right..."

- While building.

"Gotta prioritize."

- When switching parts to build something.

"Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"

- After a successful craft.

"Huh. I bet that idiot stool licker couldn't do this."

- Upon crafting.

"I won't hurt Marlton's feelings by telling him I built this. I'll just say I found it."

- Upon creating a device.

"Huh. Some kind of wind machine...I'll ask Marlton what it does."

- Upon crafting the Turbine.

"I don't need Marlton to do all this...but it's nice to make him feel important."

- Upon crafting an item.

"Hey, Marlton! Maybe we can build a tree fort!"

- Upon repairing a barricade.

Fog
"I can't see three feet in front of my face!"

- Said when entering the fog.

"I can't see a Stuhlinger but I can still smell one..."

- Upon walking into fog.

"Whoa, I thought I was a goner for sure out there."

- Upon walking out of the fog.

Random
"Okay, That's one for you, 78 for me, but yeah, one for you!"

- Said when Samuel Stuhlinger gets a headshot

"Hey Marlton, maybe we could build a tree fort together."

- Said when passing the forest between Diner and Farm

"I'll get the one on the right, you get the one on the left and let the middle one eat Stuhlinger."

- Said when some zombies latch onto the Bus

"Huh, figured the pus-nuts would've swarmed this bus by now!"

- Said when no zombies are attacking the bus

"Huh, the bus is clear for once."

- Said when no zombies are attacking the bus

"Stuhlinger, is that smell you?"

- Said when entering the fog

"Stupid jerk! Go around the bus and check if there are any zombies hiding back there."

- Said when bus is clear

"This lightning's making my piercings tingle. All of them!"

- Said when the Avogadro is creating a lightning storm

"Arh, I HATE the smell of lightning!"

- Said when the Avogadro is creating a lightning storm

"What did I do?"

- Said when a Denizen digs a portal after walking under a green light while it was latched on to her

"Nothing good gomes out of weather like THAT!"

- Said when the Avogadro is creating a lightning storm

Samuel Stuhlinger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92N6kH94hw Samuel's Quotes

Beginning
"Gonna have to flip on the lights somehow."

- At the beginning.

"It's dark... I don't like the dark... Weird shit happens in the dark..."

- At the beginning.

"Let's get these lights on, people!"

- At the beginning.

Zombies
"Okay, now you're just making me hungry!"

- After killing a Zombie which hit him

"That didn't surprise me, oh no. I know ALL about those things, I read about how 'they' plant them everywhere."

- After surviving an attack from a Denizen or Zombie.

"Can somebody help me?! If you do, I promise to tell you what's REALLY going on!"

- While surrounded by Zombies.

"I disarmed the enemy! Get it? Disarmed?"

- After killing a bunch of zombies with a grenade.

"Question: What does the grass grow? Answer: Zombie blood!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies with a grenade.

Downed or Revived
"At least that bimbo isn't around to see me go out like this..."

- Upon being downed.

"I saw...a tunnel of light, an..and my mother was there."

- After being revived

"You just only saved my ass because without me you're dead meat and you know it."

- After being revived.

Mystery Box
"Hey Misty, I found your vibrator."

- Getting the S12 from the Mystery Box.

"I wouldn't spend money on that box even if I wasn't broke."

- Unable to afford the Box

"I came here to shoot meat and eat Sandwiches, and I am fresh out of sandwiches!"

- Getting the Ray Gun from the box.

"I receive a gift from the magical voices."

- Getting the Ray Gun from the box.

Ammo
"Huh, a little too close to click, click, click."

- When running low on ammo.

"Looks like I have been too trigger happy."

- When running low on ammo.

"Why am I out of bullets? Hello? Who responsible for that?"

- When out of ammo.

"I need more ammo... and cheese. I need ammo and CHEESE!"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"Damned nation, I knew I was supposed to buy something, what was... BULLETS! I KNEW IT WAS BULLETS!!!"

- When out of ammo

"I heard they put something in the water to make you forget to count your bullets. It's the game..."

- Said when running low on ammo.

"Looks like I brought a spoon to a gunfight!"

- Said when running out of Ammo

Power
"Is that some sort of trick of the light?"

- Upon turning on the power and witnessing the Avogadro's release.

"I'm a regular Thomas Fredison, or whatever his name is... was."

- When switching on the power

"Oh, you like the lights? THANK YOU!"

- When switching on the power

Perks

"Ugh, it's like a horse puked in my mouth!"

Said when buying Quick Revive

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Powered by conspiracy!"

- Upon placing the Turbine

"Never trust a machine."

- Upon placing a Turbine.

"If I wanted to build stuff, I would have gone to Build Stuff School!"

- Upon crafting an item.

"Remember the time I couldn't remember what it was I couldn't remember? REMEMBER? CONSPIRACY!"

- Said adding an item to a workbench

"Ohhhh, if this ain't right, I'll just hide it so no-one knows I messed up!"

- Said adding an item to a workbench ""Insert Tab A into Slot B then pound it with a hammer!""

- Said adding an item to a workbench

"I just hope that slut isn't here to see me screw this up!"

- Upon crafting

Insuffiecient Funds
"Me? I have no money, ohh, but the global banking conspiracy can buy themselves ALL the zombies they want, how fair is THAT?!"

- Said when attempting to purchase a door with insufficient funds

Avogadro
"Uh, what's that thing?"

- Upon seeing the Avogadro for the first time.

Random
"I know what the aliens do in their spinning discs!"

- Said randomly.

"The aliens try to talk to me at night while I'm trying to sleep!"

- Said randomly.

Marlton Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FojJq2C57u8 Marlton's Quotes

Beginning
"Finally, all my electrical engineering studies will yield results."

- Upon starting.

"Seems like an obvious challenge!"

- Upon starting.

"Preparing this location should be no trouble at all for Marlton! Dun dun dun, engineer of destiny!"

- Upon starting.

Weapons
"Finally, something I can cradle in my arms without vomiting."

- Said when buying an Assault Rifle.

Zombies
"Lay on, Macduff!"

- After killing a Zombie. A reference to a line in.

"That spells the end of you!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Ah, I did it!"

- After knifing a zombie.

"Turnabout, is fair play."

- Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Released from this mortal coil!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Ashes...to ashes!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Have I mentioned I despise personal interaction?"

- Said when killing a zombie after being hit.

"I am the very model of a modern major general!"

- Upon killing a zombie. A reference to the.

Downed or Revived
"The floor, so dirty!"

- After being downed.

"Urrrggaaah, this floor is disgusting!"

- After being downed.

"Thank you for reviving me. Now please, step back."

- After being revived.

"I will not beg Russman, but I will allow even you to render aid!"

- When downed

Mystery Box
"The M8A1 automatic rifle with a 5.56mm 32-round magazine could be...ugh, I could just say, 'It's fine.' I guess..."

- Upon receiving the M8A1.

"Now, I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

- Quoting the Bhagavad Gita upon receiving the DSR 50.

"Oh, I would not trade this for all the tea in China. If there even is a China anymore..."

- Upon receiving the S12.

"You see, to any underdeveloped mind, science is indistinguishable from magic."

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"The Python .357 magnum revolver. No thank you, I have reproductive organs of my own."

- Upon acquiring the Python.

"This seems like a weapon for men with small penises, paging Russman."

- Upon acquiring the Python.

"KAP-40...will this thing allow me to 'Kap' the zombies when I get swarmed?"

- Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The KAP, an automatic pistol with the recoil system of a rifle? The designer was indecisive and has created a sub-par weapon!"

- Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The Executioner...a five-chambered portable shotgun-pistol. Really? I should execute you for giving me this unwieldy thing!"

- Upon receiving the Executioner.

"If nothing else is available, I suppose I shall endure it."

- Upon receiving a semi-automatic rifle, such as the FAL or SMR.

"If I wanted a semi-automatic rifle, I'd make one of my own!"

- Upon receiving the SMR.

"Fascinating... C4, insulated wire and a cheap toy and blammo! Crude, but effective."

- Upon receiving the Monkey Bomb.

"Ah, the Soviet RPD light machine gun with a 100-round 7.62mm drum magazine...I will not be changing clips very often."

- Upon receiving the RPD.

"The FAL, made in 1947 with amazing accuracy. It appears to be missing the "I" in the name. Making it "FAIL"."

- When geting the FAL.

"I believe it is GO TIME! Is that how one normally says such things?"

- When geting the HAMR.

"Is this... fun? Is this what fun feels like? Hahaha!"

- When killing zombies with the ray gun

"Spectrum! Mighty spectrum!"

- Upon receiving the EMP Grenade.

Perk-a-Cola
"My diagnostics skills seem greatly enhanced!"

- Upon drinking Quick Revive.

Power-up
"I have no more carrying capacity for ammunition. Oh, that's a good thing!"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"I have accumulated maximum ammunition!"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Nuclear fission!"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Fusion, fission...you're dead either way."

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Lick the atomic light!"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"I will now engage in a killing spree!"

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"HAH! I have been granted the power of death!"

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"I touch you and you touch the infinite. But I don't like touching."

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"DEATH TO YOU, Double Points to me. An equitable accommodation."

- Upon receiving Double Points

"Ashes, to Ashes."

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill, possible reference to Takeo's quote from Ascension.

Ammo
"Bullet conservation, Marlton, bullet conservation!"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"How could you have forgotten to count your ammunition Marlton!?"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"*Sigh* Why did I fire off all my rounds?"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"No ammo? That means I will have to engage these monstrosities with a blade...uhh..."

- Upon running out of ammo.

"Stand away, necrophages! I do not wish to engage in physical activity with walking disease-lockers!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Portable wind generator, courtesy of your resident genius!"

- Upon creating the Turbine.

"Here. Definitely here."

- Upon placing the Turbine.

"This seems an ideal placement."

- When placing the Turbine.

"Others may build similar devices, but mine are superior in all fashions thank you."

- After building something.

Power
"And then Marlton said, 'Let there be light!' Aaaaaah! And, of course, with light comes heat and energy."

- Upon turning on the power.

"Education soars to the rescue once more!"

- Upon crafting and then turning on the power.

"Great Tesla coils!"

- Upon turning on the power.

Avogadro
"Russman, go into the storm and measure the gigawatts."

- Said after the storm begins.

Fog
"Visibility out here is near zero. What is the point?"

- Upon walking into the fog.

"If I wanted to die, I would have thrown myself off a bridge!"

- Upon walking into the fog.

Random
"This is a place I don't want to remember."

- When entering Nacht der Untoten

"You're perfect...*coughs* y-your aim is perfect."

- Said randomly to Misty.

Russman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHcuMET2MI Russman's Quotes

Beginning
"If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Marlton!"

- At the beginning.

"Power's out... Who would've guessed..."

- At the beginning.

Bus
"Russman likes to ride a bus that's relatively zombie-free."

- Said when bus is clear of zombies.

Zombies
"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me."

- After killing a Zombie that hit him

"Ain't no one allowed to touch Russman!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him

"You no good freak-a-lope!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him

"I'm too old to die!"

- When being swarmed

"Jump down, turn around. Kill a horde of zombies."

- Said when killing a group of zombies with an explosive weapon

"Space Gun, does it in one."

- Said upon killing a zombie with one hit with the Ray Gun

"One shot, one beeeeeaaauuuuutiful explosion!"

- Said when Killing a zombie with one hit with the Ray Gun

Downed or Revived
"Aw hell, I don't wanna die on no mass transit!"

- When downed

"Help me! Some dummy's chewin' me up!"

- When downed

"Too slow by a half you damn freak-a-lopes!"

- When revived

"Almost went down for the count... Allll-most."

- When revived

"Back to life, get out my knife."

- When revived

Ammo
"Who's in charge of giving me bullets!? Oh, that's me. Nevermind!"

- After having no ammo

Mystery Box
"Get ready to kiss the sky, necro-fuckers!"

- After getting the War Machine from the Mystery Box.

"You tryin' to say I need a shotgun 'cause I'm old, devil-boss?"

- After receiving the S12.

"Haha! This bad boy awake these old bones away!"

- After receiving the ray gun or the rpd.

Power
"I bring light and joy to girls and boys!"

- After switching the power on

"Arh, damn that's bright!"

- After switching the power on

Avogadro
"What... the fuck... is that thing?"

- After witnessing the Avogadro being released

"What's that, weird lookin' gnomey thingy?"

- After witnessing the Avogadro being realeased

Power-Up
"Full up, wipe out!"

- Russman after getting the Max Ammo power up.

Denizens
"What's that? I heard something!"

- After hearing a Denizen's scream.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Work, damn you!"

- After placing a turbine

"Do it, to it!"

- After placing a turbine

"Fuck you, Darlington, I can build shit too!"

- Upon crafting an item.

"Hmm, I smell a plan comin' together! HaHaaaaaaaa"

- Upon finding an item to craft.

"I don't need no book-learning to build stuff!"

- Upon crafting an item.

Finding Parts
"That's it! Now, complete the device! Do it!"

- Upon finding the last piece of the Turbine.

Tower of Babble Easter Egg
"Excellent! You have freed it! But now, you must turn off the power. An active power grid will disrupt all communications between us, and will make it impossible to accomplish the mission I have for you. Shut down the power."

- After turning on the power

"The creature is near, lure him to the spire."

- After the electric zombie spawns near the Pylon.

"The creature is too far away. You need his energies or your efforts are for nothing."

- After the electric Zombie spawns near the Pylon.

"You have done well. Now activate the spires' power. Oh, hold on."

- If the step of placing the turbines at the green lights is accomplished before killing the Avogandro and the Pylon.

Entrance
"Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing for the H.A.A.R.P. research station."

- When entering the bus.

"Welcome aboard Speedwing bus line!"

- When entering the Bus.

"Welcome aboard! Please have a seat. Thank you for choosing Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines. We know it is a big decision who you ride with, and we are privileged to have been chosen."

- While getting on the bus.

Attacking
"It is unsafe to distract a driver while the bus is operational."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Please display courtesy to the automatic driver."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Vandals will be ejected without a refund."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Warning, warning. Software failure imminent."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Stay behind the yellow lines or face termination!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Fuck you, get your ass off my bus!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Fuck you, now I am not stopping!"

- After T.E.D.D. skips a stop due to attacks.

"This bus is out of order. A replacement driver has been notified and will be here in exactly one-hundred twenty-three years... We're all fucked."

- When disabled by a EMP.

Randomly
"Please remember to pay in exact change"

- Said randomly.

"'Now crossing the Grand Canyon"

- Said randomly.

"Please remove all baggage from the seat next to you, to make room for upcoming passengers!"

- Said randomly.

"All passengers who engage in violence will be forcefully ejected!"

- Said randomly.

"Passengers must restrain small children when the bus is in motion."

- Said randomly.

"Pismo beach. there's nowhere quite like Pismo beach."

- Said randomly.

"Now arriving at Groom Lake. Last call for Groom lake."

- Said randomly.

"Grand Central Station. End of the line, Grand Central Station."

- Said randomly.

"Bohemian Grove. Put on your hoods and disembark at Bohemian Grove."

- Said randomly. Random

"Yellow Stone Park. Step off the bus to see beautiful Yellow Stone Park."

- Said randomly.

"Attention passengers, the next stop is the island of Hawaii. You're all going to drown!"

- Said randomly.

"If you look out the windows on your right, you will see the beautiful Great Slate Lake."

- Said randomly.

Bridge
"THE BRIDGE IS GOING DOWN! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD GOODBYE!"

- Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.

"HOLY CRAP! THE BRIDGE IS GOING DOWN! Wait, it stopped. Let's just test its structural integrity by continuing to drive this heavy bus over it, shall we?"

- Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.

"And if you look to your left, you will see a river of lava, which we will probably fall into."

- Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.

Diner
"What could go wrong in a darkened Diner with gasoline covering the ground?"

- When arriving at the Diner.

"What could go wrong in a darkened diner in the middle of nowhere?"

- when arriving at the Diner.

"Now approaching a run-down gas station and a diner filled with undead things which wanna kill you!"

- When arriving at the Diner.

Power Station
"Abandoned power facility just ahead. What could go wrong?"

- When arriving at the Power Station.

"Abandoned power facility up ahead. Disembark and light up the whole neighborhood why don't 'cha?"

- When arriving at the Power Station..

"I'd warn you about this place, but I doubt you'd listen."

- When arriving at the Power Station.

Bus Depot
"Next station: decrepit bus station filled with undead."

- When arriving at Bus Depot.

"Thank you for riding with us, may I suggest you run."

- After going round the full map.

Forest
"You could disembark for a nice walk in the forest here. I'm sure there's nothing that wants to kill you out there"

- When passing by the forest.

TV Quotes
"...giving coordinates 37°07 North by 116°03 West..."

- When holding X on the TV in the farm house after the power is turned on. The coordinates point to an old nuclear weapons testing range at Area 10 in Nevada. This is located right next to Area 51.

Random
"The red zone is for loading and unloading only, there is no parking in the red zone and that bitch is not here to tell you otherwise!"

- A reference to the movie where there are two radiomen and women who argue over the white zone and the red zone on parking.

"There is no sleeping on the benches!"

- Said randomly when a player is around the Bus Stop.