User blog:MerchantofDeath/Funniest Ramirez jokes of all time

You know how in campaign Sgt. Foley makes you do everything without help

let's look what else he wants you to do besides freeing D.C.

RAMIREZ! Run into Chernobyl screaming with no Ghillie suit armed with only a plastic spoon!

RAMIREZ! Defuse this nuke with an egg! Ramirez: (egg breaks) Mother F- (nuke blows up) *BOOM*

RAMIREZ! Go charge that bunker head-on armed with a splayd!

RAMIREZ! Go get my clothes from the dry cleaning place, but watch out for the chopper, it's loaded with bears!

RAMIREZ! GO ENGAGE IN A FIST-FIGHT WITH THAT GUY WITH THE SHOTGUN!

RAMIREZ! GET THOSE FILES FAXED, NOW!

RAMIREZ! GET ME MY HEARING AIDS!

RAMIREZ! Hold me...

RAMIREZ! Help me stop shouting RAMIREZ!

RAMIREZ! French kiss Makarov!

RAMIREZ! Cover me with honey and then lick it off... tenderly

RAMIREZ! Tell B-Company to shut up!

RAMIREZ! Go flip off Cthulhu! RAMIREZ! Tapdance on the spire of Empire State Building! RAMIREZ! Build an amusement park for me! With blackjack! And hookers!

RAMIREZ! Make sure you come back for Modern Warfare 3!

RAMIREZ! Defend Burger Town! And get me a bacon double cheeseburger!

RAMIREZ! Smell this milk.

RAMIREZ! Bring me my slippers! RAMIREZ! Does this armor make me look fat?

RAMIREZ! Stop! Hammertime!

RAMIREZ! Take down that pavelow with your throwing knife!

RAMIREZ! Get my charger! My laptop has 16% battery life!

RAMIREZ! Hurry up dammit!

RAMIREZ!... Why won't you love me? :(

RAMIREZ! Prevent Satan from activating the apocalypse!

RAMIREZ! FIGHT OFF THOSE INVADING ALIENS WITH THE PREDATOR

RAMIREZ! Conjugate this verb!

RAMIREZ I need a sponge bath!

RAMIREZ! Floss my teeth with your shoelaces!

RAMIREZ! Divide by zero!

RAMIREZ! Tell me if I look fat in this!

RAMIREZ! (sigh) I give up.

RAMIREZ! Go get the six Moon Crystals!

RAMIREZ! Tell me the names of everyone else in my squad!

RAMIREZ! I'm not your father!

RAMIREZ! Hug me, you fool.

RAMIREZ! Take this ring to Mordor!

RAMIREZ! Go knife down that Harrier! RAMIREZ! Complete the Pit in 10 seconds! Here's a toothpick! RAMIREZ! Go support the 300 Spartans! RAMIREZ! Here's an M9, go counter-attack Russia!

RAMIREZ! go to china on foot to get me a sandwich!

RAMIREZ! Go take these DVDs back to Blockbuster!

RAMIREZ! FETCH ME A FRESH ROLL OF LOO PAPER!

RAMIREZ! What the hell is this white stuff on the keyboard?

RAMIREZ! IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!

RAMIREZ! The white house is under attack, DEFEND BURGER TOWN!

RAMIREZ! Hold this live grenade while I tie my shoelace! RAMIREZ! Go down to the Seven Eleven and pick me up some bubblegum! RAMIREZ! Make me an anti-tank launcher using this paper clip and raccoon!

RAMIREZ! Go to the chemist and get me my shouting medicine!

RAMIREZ! Why does you name sound like an animal name from Eastern Europe?

RAMIREZ! WHY CANT I QUIT YOU...

RAMIREZ! Find a unicorn, kill it, and make leather underwear for me out of its hide! RAMIREZ! Go fight Chuck Norris and win! RAMIREZ! Take that pistol, and put me out of my misery!

RAMIREZ! Give me an idea for an order you can do! RAMIREZ! Tell me why you're still listening to me! RAMIREZ! Come back here!

"Ramirez! Here's a ruler, now go measure the universe!"*


 * borrowed this one from our own site rite here

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