User:Slowrider7

"The farther away success is, the sweeter it gets."

-Some dude.

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

-General Douglas MacArthur.

Oh hey, name is Tristan. You can also call me Slowrider7, because that is my xbox live Gamertag.I love Call of Duty, it is the only series that makes me come back for more every time.
 * I am the best at CoD4. Going positive every game, 100% garaunteed.


 * Unlike most people, I dont like to say any traits that I have. I let other people decide them.
 * I love Internet Memes, I think they are funny and lighten up pretty much anything.
 * I love Tigers and Platypi, they are my two favorite animals.
 * If Im a smartass to anyone, it is not meant to be offensive.

So, that is basically everything I can say without going TL;DR. If you wanna know me or ask another question, either add me on xbox live or shoot me a message on my talk page.

One more thing, I also like researching guns (Sounds like every other CoD fan, right?) but Im not a gun encyclopedia or anything. Dont ask about barrel length & shit, cause I dont know it. I mostly know rounds/gauges, makers, and trivia junk.

Video of the now.
Whatever video/song I am currently hooked on. (Might last from two days to five weeks.)

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What users think of me.
For users that read this, you are allowed to edit this part of my profile. Just put what you think of me with either your timestamp or signature.

I think he is insane. Only a little though... TheManOfIron  T  C  E   B 06:28, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

His eyes follow me... wait are we talking about you or the troll face? lulz  Warpig  3|1|2 03:08, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

I <3 you Slowrider. But get gold membership!

Um...yeah...I like trollface, I made him a userbox xD! -- CodExpert 16:57, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

.... Hmmm trollface or Slowrider? ha 01:29, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

I think Slowrider is an awsome PMG artist. Pvt. Dunn  22:27, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Friends on the Wiki
II Superlative/Soup - Probably my best friend on the Wiki. We get along, and basically play the same style online.

Peter Griffen Boy/PGB - He is very understanding and truthful.

EightOhEight/Eight - Can I have some ammo?

Imrlybord7/Bord/Imrlybro'ed - Probably the most responsible Sysop.

Cpl. Dunn - He has a great personality and he made me a badass Ghillie Sniper picture.

Random Man 0213 - Very nice, and he protects my User Page from vandals.

Sgt.Safe-Sex/SSS - Great personality, etc.

Sith Venator -  My first friend on the Wiki, he told me pretty much everything.

Dolten - A very friendly and wise user. We both like to go fishing with guns.

Wikis you'll find me on.

 * Here.
 * Army of Two Wiki (Adoptive Owner, active.)
 * Saints Row Wiki (Going to clean it up eventually, and submit an adoption request.)
 * Halo Wiki (Just a browser)
 * IMFDB (Browser.)
 * Bulbapedia (Browser & Rare editor.)
 * Wikipedia (Browser & sometimes edit.)

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Oh my god. This game is terrible beyond words. The multiplayer broken and cheated beyond words, the campaign made little sense, and really Spec Ops was the only thing I completely respect from MW2. This game is not even trash, its a whole f**king junkyard put into a disc. The multiplayer, I dont even know where to start. Just a few words you will hear alot from those whiney little brats who terrorized their parents into buying this P.O.S.:

Booster

Nuke

Camper

N00b = You.

UMP.45 = PR0 MLG dud3!!!!11!!!11!!!!11111

This game, is truly the worst multiplayer game I have ever played. I want to turn it in, but a (now dead) family member gave it to me as a gift. Really, that is the only reason I keep it. The multiplayer is way too broken. No wonder this game left Gameinformers "Top 10's" in less than a month. The only thing you do in this game to get kills is this: (In order)

"Start the game with a UMP .45 with a RPG. Scavenger, Danger Close, Commando."

"Hide in the corner within 50 seconds of the game starting."

"Stay in that corner until 7 kills"

"Call in Harrier, insta-Chopper Gunner."

"Shoot at the spawns of the enemy. Insta Nuke."

Game over.

Seriously, CoD was made to be infantry warfare. But pretty much every game I go into, I see more Harriers/AC-130's/Chopper Gunners/Predator Missles/Semtexes/Pave Lows than actual enemys. This is not infantry warfare. This is camp until you get a killstreak, then rely (and succeed) on the Killstreak for the rest of your kills. Now, most of the time when I rant, people are like "lolololo u must suck at the game then." Because, with a 1.87 K/D, I suck. I really only play this game because nobody wants to play Saints Row/GTA/CoD4 any more.

Call of Duty: Black Ops
I can already tell this game is going to be way better than MW2. Two trailers out so far and this game is already 99.99999999% better than MW2. No Commando, no nuke, (hopefully) no three shot kill guns. (Three shot burst is alright.)

My Goals on the Wiki.

 * Welcome every new/unregistered user I see.
 * Prove an admin wrong.
 * Become UoTM. *Coughcough*
 * Become an Admin.
 * Not really a goal, but Id like to be a 'Crat.
 * Have 2000 edits before I quit.
 * Join a CoD Wiki clan. (Hint hint guys.)
 * Never get banned. (Obviously.)
 * Get some Arab Money. (1000 "Most Paybacks" on MW2. 361/1000)
 * Be a member before the Call of Duty series ends.
 * Have 100 userboxes.

Of Call of Duty 4

 * Weapon: M1911
 * Perk: Extreme Conditioning


 * Grenade: Smoke
 * SP Level: Charlie Dont Surf
 * Character: Kamarov
 * MP Skin: American Shotgunner OR Opfor SMG

Of World at War

 * Weapon: StG/MP44
 * Perk: Stopping Power


 * Grenade: "Sticky" N74


 * SP Level: Black Cats
 * Character: Reznov


 * MP Skin: Wermchat SMG.

Of Modern Warfare 2

 * Perk: Marathon
 * Equipment: Semtex
 * SP Level: Cliffhanger
 * Special Ops level: Acceptable Losses
 * Multiplayer Level: Salvage
 * Character: Cpl. Dunn
 * Killstreak: EMP or UAV
 * Weapon: AUG HBAR

Pimp Mah Gawn.
These guns might be real, or not. Ill post the names in the pictures. (I name most myself.)