Forum:(Community) Custom, Personalized Zombies Quotes

Well, hello there! This is essentially my first ever Watercooler thread, about one concept: "If you were a zombies character, what quotes would you say?" Or, "If you would make custom quotes for a character that's already in zombies, what would it be?" Now, I got the inspiration from an old thread, namely: http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:If_you_were_in_Zombies,_what_would_your_quotes_be%3F, and so I decided to re-introduce this concept, as quite some time has passed since the original thread was last posted on. Anyways, some of my own quotes would be:

FromDvToZombies Quotes Part I

"I asked for a wunder weapon, and so the box gave me a pistol, clearly the coding must think that any pistol is a ray gun, due to the way I hold it, right?"

- When getting a pistol (me, breaking the fourth wall).

"If there's one thing that I will never understand, it's why I always seem to buy Mule Kick, although, I've clearly stated that it's my least favorite perk! I must be a fool or something."

- When buying Mule Kick.

"Maxis, is that you that I hear? It has been so long. I've missed you. Nein! It's just imaginary, Edward. This is not real, the Element 115 delusion is still clouding your mind. Focus, and get your job done!"

- Said randomly as Richtofen.

"There are so many things, left undone! I must prepare the defenses, start the convertion generators, build the staffs, secure a better tomorrow. Nein! Enough of this already! I have done all that! Even that thing with the radios!"

- Said randomly as Richtofen.

"There is so much to do. Igniting the beacon, blow up ze moon, the emperors message, fighting a dragon, repeat ze process! Nein, I'm foreshadowing too much! Damn these 115 induced delusions!"

- Said at the start of the Giant as Richtofen.

"This is just like I had expected it to be: Lould, High-recoil, and very ugly aesthetically. Thank you, mystery box. Thank you for making my life even more difficult."

- Said when getting a not-preferred weapon.

[Note: This quote list was made in a rush, and is therefor of terrible quality. I will make a part II of my quotes in the near future when I've got time.]

What would yours be? :D