User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/My epic fail/@comment-1627289-20100222091104

Well... I have a laptop. And the internet is good at school. And I felt like playing MW2 online.

Started playing, teacher thought I was doing work, 'researching physics' was the term I used. Got noob tubed at two feet and yelled, "Die you mothering fucking cock-sucking jizz whore!" Extremely loud, friends laughing their arses off. Teacher did too, nothing really happened, I didn't get in trouble either.

Hmm. Pays to know everything about Newtons laws I guess.

Plus I yelled out, when I was asked, 'who is Isaac newton?, "He is the deadliest son of a bitch in space, sir!"