Green Run/Quotes

Abigail "Misty" Briarton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw8wKcCuLgc Misty's Quotes

Beginning
"Marlton, sweetie, turn the lights on."

- Said upon starting.

"Being in the dark is fun and all, but I like being able to see what I'm killing."

- Said upon starting.

"Ugh, lights are out. That's why I knocked my shin into something."

- Said upon starting.

"I'll bet there's some way to get this place lit up..."

- Said upon starting.

Zombies
"Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit her.

"Try again, you turd sniffer!"

- Upon killing a zombie that hit her.

Downed or Revived
"Huh I thought I was finished there for a second."

- After being revived.

"Must've been some stupid fuck watching my back."

- When downed.

"Whew, that was almost my last rodeo!"

- After being revived.

"Hey! Can someone toss me a Quick Revive?"

- When downed.

"What you won't do without me?"

- After being revived.

"Don't expect any special favors... if you get my drift."

- Upon being revived.

"Whew, for a second there I thought you guys didn't like me."

- Said when getting revived.

Ammo
"Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"

- When low on ammo.

"Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"

- When out of ammo.

"No bullets? No back-up? No problem!"

- When out of ammo.

"Stuhlinger! It's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"

- When out of ammo.

"Oh no, I'm out of bullets! If only a big smelly idiot would protect me!"

- When out of ammo.

"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothing!"

- When out of ammo.

"Let me show you boys how unarmed combat is supposed to go down!"

- When out of ammo.

Power-Up
"One, two, I'm killing you!"

- Upon receiving Double Points power-up.

Perk-a-Cola
"Anyone hurt?... Yuck, what is that taste?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"*Burp* Heh... That was unlady-like."

- After drinking Juggernog.

"FasterfasterfasterfasterfasterFASTER!"

- After drinking Stamin-Up.

Mystery Box
"Rappidy dabbidy, let's kill some stuff!"

- When getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box

"You'll do, little man, you'll do... No, I don't mean you, Stuhlinger."

- Upon acquiring an SMG.

"Oohh, start talking, never stop!"

- Upon acquiring the HAMR.

"It's a lady's right to be fussy about her weapons!"

- Upon acquiring a sniper rifle.

"At the risk of sounding sexist, this is a girl's gun!"

- Upon acquiring the Chicom CQB.

"This thing talks almost as much as I do!"

- Upon receiving the RPD.

"Mr. Boxy, why must you be so expensive?"

- Said when unable to afford a weapon from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, I even get rejected by the mysterious Mr. Box?"

- Upon the Mystery Box respawning.

"Typical man, takes what he wants then leaves."

- Upon the Mystery Box respawning.

"Ugh...looks like some kind of substitute penis...if you ask me."

- Upon recieving a Python.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"This looks like it might be good for something..."

- When picking up a crafting ingredient.

"I sure hope I'm doing this right..."

- While building.

"Gotta Prioritize."

- When switching parts to build something.

"Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"

- After a successful craft.

"Huh. I bet that idiot Stuhlinger couldn't do this."

- Upon crafting.

"I won't hurt Marlton's feelings by telling him I made this. I'll just say I found it."

- Upon creating a device.

"Huh. Some kind of wind machine...I'll ask Marlton what it does."

- Upon crafting the Turbine.

"I don't need Marlton to do all this...but it's nice to make him feel significant."

- Upon crafting an item.

"Hey, Marlton! Maybe we can build a tree fort!"

- Upon repairing a barricade.

Fog
"I can't see three feet in front of my face!"

- Said when entering the fog.

"I can't see a Stuhlinger but I can still smell one..."

- Upon walking into fog.

"Whoa, I thought I was a goner for sure out there."

- Upon walking out of the fog.

Random
"Okay, That's one for you, 78 for me, but yeah, one for you!"

- Said randomly.

"Hey Marlton, maybe we could build a tree fort together."

- Said randomly to Marlton.

"I'll get the one on the right, you get the one on the left and let the middle one eat Stuhlinger."

- Said randomly when shooting zombies.

"Huh, the bus is clear for once."

- Said randomly while on the bus.

"Stuhlinger, is that smell you?"

- Said randomly.

"Stupid jerk! Go around the bus and check if there are any zombies hiding back there."

- Said randomly when on the bus.

"This lightning's making my piercings tingle. All of them!"

- Said randomly.

Samuel Stuhlinger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92N6kH94hw Samuel's Quotes

Beginning
"Gonna have to flip on the lights somehow."

- At the beginning.

"It's dark... I don't like the dark... Wierd shit happens in the dark..."

- At the beginning.

Zombies
"Okay, now you're just making me hungry!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"That didn't surprise me, oh no. I've been expecting this. I read about how 'they' plant them everywhere."

- After surviving an attack from a Denizen or Zombie.

Downed or Revived
"At least that bimbo isn't around to see me go out..."

- Upon being downed.

"There was a bright light, and my mother was there."

- After being revived

Mystery Box
"Hey Misty, I found your vibrator."

- Getting the S12 from the Mystery Box.

Ammo
"Huh, a little too close to click, click, click."

- When running low on ammo.

"Looks like I have been too trigger happy."

- When running low on ammo.

"Why am I out of bullets? Hello? Who responsible for that?"

- When out of ammo.

"I need ammo.. and cheese. I need ammo and CHEESE!"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"I heard they put something in the water to make you forget to count your bullets. It's the game..."

- Said when running low on ammo.

Power
"Is that some sort of trick of the light?"

- Upon turning on the power and witnessing the Avogadro's release.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Powered by conspiracy!"

- Upon crafting an item.

"Never trust a machine."

- Upon placing a Turbine.

"If I wanted to build stuff, I would have gone to Build Stuff School!"

- Upon crafting an item.





Avogadro
"Uh, what's that thing?"

- Upon seeing the Avogadro for the first time.

Random
"I know what the aliens do in their spinning discs!"

- Said randomly.

"Remember the time I couldn't remember? CONSPIRACY!"

- Said randomly.

"Oh, so the government can buy zombies but I can't?"

- Said randomly.

"Damned nation!"

- Said randomly.

Marlton Johnson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FojJq2C57u8 Marlton's Quotes

Beginning
"Finally, all my electrical engineering studies will yield results."

- Upon starting.

"Seems like an obvious challenge!"

- Upon starting.

Weapons
"Finally, something I can cradle in my arms without vomiting."

- Said when buying an Assault Rifle.

Zombies
"Lay on, Macduff!"

- After killing a Zombie. A reference to a line in.

"That spells the end of you!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Ah, I did it!"

- After knifing a zombie.

"Turnabout, is fair play."

- Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Released from this mortal coil!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Ashes...to ashes!"

- Upon killing a zombie.

"Have I mentioned I despise personal interaction?"

- Said when killing a zombie after being hit.

Downed or Revived
"The floor, so dirty!"

- After being downed.

"Urrrggaaah, this floor is disgusting!"

- After being downed.

"Thank you for reviving me. Now please, step back."

- After being revived.

Mystery Box
"The M8A1 automatic rifle with a 5.56mm 32-round magazine could be...ugh, I could just say, 'It's fine.' I guess..."

- Upon receiving the M8A1.

"Now, I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

- Quoting the Bhagavad Gita upon receiving the DSR 50.

"Oh, I would not trade this for all the tea in China. If there even is a China anymore..."

- Upon receiving the S12.

"You see, to any underdeveloped mind, science is indistinguishable from magic."

- Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"The Python .357 magnum revolver. No thank you, I have reproductive organs of my own."

- Upon acquiring the Python.

"This seems like a weapon for men with small penises, paging Russman."

- Upon acquiring the Python.

"KAP-40...will this thing allow me to 'Kap' the zombies when I get swarmed?"

- Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The KAP, an automatic pistol with the recoil system of a rifle? The designer was indecisive and has created a sub-par weapon!"

- Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The Executioner...a five-chambered portable shotgun-pistol. Really? I should execute you for giving me this unwieldy thing!"

- Upon receiving the Executioner.

"If nothing else is available, I suppose I shall endure it."

- Upon receiving a semi-automatic rifle, such as the FAL or SMR.

"If I wanted a semi-automatic rifle, I'd make one of my own!"

- Upon receiving the SMR.

"Fascinating... C4, insulated wire and a cheap toy and blammo! Crude, but effective."

- Upon receiving the Monkey Bomb.

"Ah, the Soviet RPD light machine gun with a 100-round 7.62mm drum magazine...I will not be changing clips very often."

- Upon receiving the RPD.

"The FAL, made in 1947 with amazing accuracy. It appears to be missing the "I" in the name. Making it "FAIL"."

- When geting the FAL.

Perk-a-Cola
"My diagnostics skills seem greatly enhanced!"

- Upon drinking Quick Revive.

Power-up
"I cannot store anymore ammo! Oh, that's a good thing."

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"I have accumulated maximum ammunition!"

- Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Nuclear fission!"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Fusion, fission...you're dead either way."

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Lick the atomic light!"

- Upon receiving a Nuke.

"I will now engage in a killing spree!"

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"HAH! I have been granted the power of death!"

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"I touch you and you touch the infinite. But I don't like touching."

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"DEATH TO YOU, Double Points to me. An equitable accommodation."

- Upon receiving Double Points

"Ashes, to Ashes."

- Upon receiving an Insta-Kill, possible reference to Takeo's quote from Ascension.

Ammo
"Bullet conservation, Marlton, bullet conservation!"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"*Sigh* Why did I fire off all my rounds?"

- Said when running low on ammo.

"No ammo? That means I will have to engage these monstrosities with a blade...uhh..."

- Upon running out of ammo.

"Stand away, necrophages! I do not wish to engage in physical activity with walking disease-lockers!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Portable wind generator, courtesy of your resident genius!"

- Upon creating the Turbine.

"Here. Definitely here."

- Upon placing the Turbine.

"This seems an ideal placement."

- When placing the Turbine.

Power
"And then Marlton said, 'Let there be light!' Aaaaaah! And, of course, with light comes heat and energy."

- Upon turning on the power.

"Education soars to the rescue once more!"

- Upon crafting and then turning on the power.

"Great Tesla coils!"

- Upon turning on the power.

Avogadro
"Russman, go into the storm and measure the gigawatts."

- Said after the storm begins.

Fog
"Visibility out here is near zero. What is the point?"

- Upon walking into the fog.

"If I wanted to die, I would have thrown myself off a bridge!"

- Upon walking into the fog.

Random
"You're perfect...*coughs* y-your aim is perfect."

- Said randomly to Misty.

Russman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHcuMET2MI Russman's Quotes

Beginning
"If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Marlton!"

- At the beginning.

"Power's out... Who would've guessed..."

- At the beginning.

General
"Russman likes his bus relatively zombie-free."

- Said randomly whist on the bus.

"I bring light and joy to girls and boys."

- Said upon turning on power.

"Butt down, turn around. Kill a horde of zombies."

- Said when crouching.

Zombies
"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me."

- After killing a Zombie that hit him.

"Ain't no one allowed to touch Russman!"

- After killing a Zombie that hit him.

"You no good freak-a-lope!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him.

Mystery Box
"Get ready to kiss the sky, Necro-Fuckers!"

- After getting the War Machine from the Mystery Box.

"You tryin' to say I need a shotgun 'cause I'm old, devil-boss?"

- After receiving the S12.

Power-Up
"Full up, wipe out!"

- Russman after getting the Max Ammo power up.

Denizens
"What's that? I heard something!"

- After hearing a Denizen's scream.

Finding Parts and Crafting
"Work, damn you!"

- After placing a crafted object.

"Fuck you, Darlington, I can build shit too!"

- Upon crafting an item.

"Hmm, I smell a plan comin' together! Heeeheeheee!"

- Upon finding an item to craft.

Finding Parts
"That's it! Now, complete the device! Do it!"

- Upon finding the last piece of the Turbine.

Tower of Babble Easter Egg
"Excellent! You have freed it! But now, you must turn off the power. An active power grid will disrupt all communications between us, and will make it impossible to accomplish the mission I have for you. Shut down the power."

- After turning on the power

"The creature is near, lure him to the spire."

- After the electric zombie spawns near the Pylon.

"The creature is too far away. You need his energies or your efforts are for nothing."

- After the electric Zombie spawns near the Pylon.

"You have done well. Now activate the spires' power. Oh, hold on."

- If the step of placing the turbines at the green lights is accomplished before killing the Avogandro and the Pylon.

Entrance
"Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing for the H.A.A.R.P. research station."

- When entering the bus.

"Welcome aboard Speedwing bus line!"

- When entering the Bus.

"Welcome aboard! Thank you for choosing Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines. We know it is a big decision who you ride with, and we are privileged to have been chosen."

- While getting on the bus.

Attacking
"It is unsafe to distract a driver while the bus is operational."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Vandals will be ejected without a refund."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Warning, warning. Software failure imminent."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Get your ass off my bus!"

- Attacking T.E.D.D.

"Fuck you, now I am not stopping!"

- After T.E.D.D. skips a stop due to attacks.

"This bus is out of order. A replacement driver has been notified and will be here in exactly one-hundred twenty-three years... We're all fucked."

- When disabled by a EMP.

Randomly
"Please remember to pay in exact change"

- Said randomly.

"'Now crossing the Grand Canyon"

- Said randomly.

"Please remove all baggage from the seat next to you, to make room for upcoming passengers!"

- Said randomly.

"All passengers who engage in violence will be forcefully ejected!"

- Said randomly.

"Passengers must restrain small children when the bus is in motion."

- Said randomly.

"Pismo beach. there's nowhere quite like Pismo beach."

- Said randomly.

"Now arriving at Groom Lake. Last call for Groom lake."

- Said randomly.

"Grand Central Station. End of the line, Grand Central Station."

- Said randomly.

"Bohemian Grove. Put on your hoods and disembark at Bohemian Grove."

- Said randomly. Random

"Yellow Stone Park. Step off the bus to see beautiful Yellow Stone Park."

- Said randomly.

"Now entering the island of Hawaii, you're all going to die."

- Said randomly.

Bridge
"HOLY CRAP! THE BRIDGE IS GOING DOWN! Wait, it stopped. Let's just test it's structural integrity by continuing to drive this heavy bus over it shall we?'"

- Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.

Diner
"What could go wrong in a darken Diner with gasoline covering the ground?"

- When arriving at the Diner.

"What could go wrong in a darkened diner in the middle of nowhere?"

- when arriving at the Diner.

"Now approaching a run-down gas station and a diner filled with undead things which wanna kill you!"

- When arriving at the Diner.

Power Station
"Abandoned power facility just ahead. What could go wrong?"

- When arriving at the Power Station.

"Abandoned power facility up ahead. Disembark and light up the whole neighborhood why don't 'cha?"

- When arriving at the Power Station..

"I'd warn you about this place, but I doubt you'd listen."

- When arriving at the Power Station.

Bus Depot
"Next station: decrepit bus station filled with undead."

- When arriving at Bus Depot.

Forest
"You could disembark for a nice walk in the forest here. I'm sure there's nothing that wants to kill you out there"

- When passing by the forest.

TV Quotes
"...giving coordinates 37°07 North by 116°03 West..."

- When holding X on the TV in the farm house after the power is turned on. This is coordinates to a field out in Nevada. Possibly Nuketown.