User blog comment:Damac1214/Some Zombie Polls/@comment-3091118-20130425015428/@comment-20037936-20130425063121

1. He hates Russman, probably, because he finds him old, annoying and stupid.

2. Why would you want to come in contact with 115 intentionally, anyway?

3. He has phobias, don't we all?

4. It's a bit high pitched, but hey, not as annoying as Richtofen's.

5th. Wut

6th. Wut

7th. Tank has a stereotypical American thing, Nikolai has a stereotypical Russian vodka thing...

8th. How, wut? How would he-never mind.

9th. Can't a guy get a little sex in an apocalypse?

10th. There's something called 'preference' and 'opinions'. He likes the legendary zombie's sniper, 'DSR-50' and that's something good.

11th. He doesn't like Russman because Russman is probably too stupid for Marlton to like, and Samuel would probably piss you off with all the conspiracies and shit. Misty has tits, that's why he likes her. Takeo hates everyone too, not sure about Tank though.

12th. HE'S FUCKING LOCKED IN A BUNKER, WTF IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?

13th. How is he supposed to know he was talking about Richtofen? None of them could, unless Samuel told them, or gave away a huge hint.

14th. DSR-50, especially zombies, can be bloody excellent if you can use it right.

15th. Instincts? Sometimes you get bad feelings about places.

16th. wuttt

17th. > Implying the vodka jokes were actually funny.