User:Maj.Gage

"Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry."

- Drill Instructor

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."

- Admiral Hornblower

"See anything you like?"

- Captain Mactavish

"Using convicts for cheap labor...the one thing the Soviets got right."

- Akyoyo

"You think you have lag? It took Jesus three days to respawn!"

- Wikipedia's article on lag after being vandalized

"I went outside once. The graphics were great, but the weapon selection sucked."

- Unknown

"If it screams, shoot it. If it screams in German, shoot it again."

- Robert Cole

"Tracers work both ways."

- US Army Ordnance

"What is this blasphemy?"

- Me

"Now you want to swing the bat like a professional, like Barry Bonds."

- Gym Teacher

"Steroids"

- Me

"...Yes, he did do steroids."

- Gym Teacher

"What outfit is this?"

- Brigadier General Norman Cota asking Maj. Max Schneider (CO of the 5th Ranger Battalion)

"5th Rangers!"

- Unkown Soldier

"Well then Goddammit, Rangers, lead the way!"

- Brigadier General Norman Cota

"Yes! I got a 99% (on my test)!"

- Annoying Kid @ School

"Yeah, well I got a 100% (on my test), and my 100% kicks your 99%'s ass."

- Me

"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

- Marine Gunnery Sergeant

"Me and my cousin were playing Nazi Zombies at night one day. He should have told me about the friggin' raccoon that likes to knock over the trash-can at 2:00 AM."

- Me

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

- General Douglas MacArthur

"A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive."

- Anonymous

"Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up - cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin, go and get me one!"

- Joseph Stalin - As reported by Charles De Gaulle during a long meeting.

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."

- US Air Force

"Hey David, got any tips on getting a nuke?"

- Me

"DON'T DIE."

- David (my friend)

Biography
This user is: SEMI-ACTIVE

Q & A
What is your name?

-Gage. That's what you can call me, or Maj, Major, Major Gage, or just Maj.Gage.

''Cool name. Are you really in the military?''

-No. I would like to be, but I'm too young. If I was to join the military, I would either join the German Bundeswher or US Army Rangers.

How old are you?

-13. I know, at the time I joined I was too young to meet wiki requirments.

Why do you like Germany?

-I really don't know, I guess it's because I'm German and I hear Germany looks a lot like the state I live in.

Where do you live?

-West Virginia & Ohio. I live in Ohio in the summer.

What are you're interests and hobbies?

-Obviously, I like Call of Duty. I am also a gun/military/war nut & I like history. I'm not too much for sports, but I like American football. I also happen to enjoy spending a lot of time on the Internet.

What sucks about your life?

-I won't get too detailed about this subject. This is what mainly sucks about my life.

Userboxes & Medals
This section shows my accomplishments and userboxes. I have contributed 18 userboxes. If you have any ideas for a userbox you want, just ask.





Signature Collection
If you have a signature and looking at this right now, put your sig under mine.

Maj.Gage Talk. 19:34, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

 Squelliot Wanna Talk?   Glorious edits   00:04, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif 19:51, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

19:53, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Doc.  Richtofen

General SkullRod  20:08, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

20:09, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

20:09, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

 Gman 111  20:17, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

  404 Error   File Not Found  Please Try Again 01:05, May 22, 2010 (UTC) (special thanks to Maj. Gage for the sig!)

 Squelliot Wanna Talk?   Glorious edits   01:20, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

 M ajor  D u  N n  01:24, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Sgt.Maj. Delta  4-7 22:13, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

21:52, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

 Mr. Foley   16:53, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

Talk 09:56, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

15:39, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

PMG Creations
PMG has recently become popular among the CoD Wiki community. I decided to make my own creations.

Which of my PMG creations do you like best? Custom Sniper Rifle SVDK GALSW MW2 M4 G3C Custom M4 M4 PDW GASW-A1 GARA-A1 MW2 M14 EBR M249 SAW Para GAMR GABR