User:KATANAGOD

'Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

'But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

'Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

'The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!'

'So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos!

'We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!'

true story

Signature word stuff
 * Cool dude, flat out beast, keep up the good work.


 * I WAS HERE (and made KATANAs base sig from which Sp3c stole it) Tank on da move.jpg  Metlman Talk Tank on da move.jpg  03:43, October 17, 2011 (UTC)


 * Make that three. Calamity.png FuryExtraLarge 03:41, October 27, 2011 (UTC)


 * Wat


 * AJ loves you forever! --  Thundergun 3rd Person BO.png  Guitar t-bone Talk! Wunderwaffe DG-2 3rd Person WaW.png  14:41, November 23, 2011 (UTC)


 * 01:27, November 25, 2011 (UTC)


 * 05:55, November 25, 2011 (UTC)


 * I LIKE THE WAY THAT YOU SHAKE YOUR FLANK AROUND ME


 * For you, from the Axis. NZ Takeo.png RDR24 Talk SO WUNDERBAR.png


 * yay!


 * Sup, dude! 00:05, December 2, 2011 (UTC)


 * Forgive me for taking so long, um, I didn't...well, I didn't know you had this. Um, best wishes, I hope you're well, keeping well, and will continue to be well in future. Love, P.S. You're lovely.


 * 09:10, December 3, 2011 (UTC)


 * Aww yeah. WaW Pickup MG42.png SPNKR TalkWaW Pickup MP40 Reverse.png 08:14, December 4, 2011 (UTC)


 * -- 05:43, December 6, 2011 (UTC)


 * <3 Shotrocket6 09:20, December 6, 2011 (UTC)


 * Yo! What's up?! Just adding sigs to known people, up here in teh Wiki.


 * You are a good friend! KillFeedz OG 15:41, December 8, 2011 (UTC)


 * I love you my little frosted icing!


 * I thought I put my sig here earlier... Strange...


 * Hmmmm... Why didn't I do this sooner... MP7 menu icon MW3.png Argorrath   (Talk)  http://s602.photobucket.com/albums/tt101/Twigy_tag1/Braeburn-1.png


 * 13:01, December 18, 2011 (UTC)


 * Decided not to put my sig until I got my own custom one :D


 * 19:22, December 22, 2011 (UTC)


 * Ramona lives now, kat! SHE LIVES! :3


 * 13:15, December 26, 2011 (UTC) Clop Clop ;3


 * So you turned into a bot. 17:12, December 31, 2011 (UTC)


 * and TWO SIGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE EDIT!




 * HE GAVE ME ALL THE BLACK COFFEE!


 * SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!


 * Greetings Mate 02:12, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

 Pat  Hugz for GIR? Vinyl Pat  The Mixmaster
 *  Frohman Sitrep 11:09, January 25, 2012 (UTC) - <3


 * Did you ever think that you lives ?
 * Ohai, Kat. Don't mind me, I'll just leave some dynamite here. --  Mister   Missiles VS.png  undefined 03:17, February 13, 2012 (UTC)


 * lul Minecraft sux


 * what the!?!?!?!?!?!Personal WHISKEY35 signature.gif  Talk 07:41, February 13, 2012 (UTC)


 * FRIEND 22:48, February 13, 2012 (UTC)


 * How didn't I sign yet? Hi Kat. 06:15, July 11, 2014 (UTC)


 * Hello Kat, you is gud. 08:44, July 11, 2014 (UTC)


 * Oh, hi kat! What I did signed it here! -- 04:38, July 28, 2014 (UTC)


 * go roger waters yourself! 04:43, August 31, 2014 (UTC)