User blog comment:Damac1214/CoDWiki news - 10th Feb 2013/@comment-92.17.227.119-20130210163419/@comment-173.58.94.78-20130211012931

I, Edward Richtofen, shall now translate for all of you.

OH MY GAGGLEMETICKLEMEELMO"SRAMBLINGS, I've been coming here for (like) two whole hourse and I think this news is not what I would write and I now think the whole sight is silly (be)cause of my whole to hours.

There you have it, the new Demonic Announcer has translated what his pretty minion has to say, now run along now, and don't worry, Nikolai is still alive, because I like him, now the American and Japanese and the little brat however...

Say hi to Eltmo85 for me. I'm sorry if I don't spell his name right, I'm stuck in a pyramid typing.