User:Misterbeefy117

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 * name         = Mister Beefy
 * image        = http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U9fhhBz7t4k/ThLGYh8Qi4I/AAAAAAAAABg/yXaf9_Dlpvw/s1600/warhammer40000calgar.jpg
 * caption      =  I am always watching.
 * aka          =  Odin 8-5
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 * birth        = June 14th, 1638
 * status       = Active
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 * weapon       = The Right Hand of Domination and the Left Hand of Justice

Born June 14, 1638 to two large Albanian women, Mister Beefy, as he has come to call himself, tears ass up on a regular basis. He has had access to superior technology ever since the tender age of 4, and has played video games (mostly Call of Duty, Battlefield and Halo) and with the Right Hand of Justice and the Left Hand of Domination he has pwned noobs for five centuries.

With a considerable repertoire of words, he is unafraid to unleash them when things seem to sour for him (as they all do for us, from time to time) and has even earned the title the "Earthshaker" from the thunderous booms he emits as he shouts F-bomb after F-bomb. In fact, his voice is so great there are reports of his voice carrying as far as Spain.

These tangents are rare, however, as said previously; he tears ass up on a regular basis.