User:Diegox223/Moar Black Ops complaining

K, seeing as everyone is making this type of pages, I'm not doing a count of the things I hate in Black Ops(Oh, and before I start, if you dare to call me a "IW fAnB0y!!!!1!1one!", get lost, I'm not a fanboy).

Start the damn thing already!
Okay, okay!.

Ehh, where do I start...oh yeah.

Singleplayer:
As a non-official sequel to one of the best games I've ever played, Treyarch is good in making storylines.

I said storylines, not goddamn Sci-Fi adventures that involves a guy having sexual fantasies with the "NUMBERS!!1!1!", and a CSI:Miami Horatio rip-off.

The whole campaign pre-launch story looked really good, Treyarch said that the game was in Vietnam, both levels they showed were in Vietnam.

Then the game came out.(FYI, I'm going to do a review for every level in the game, so if your eyes get tired of reading, jump to the next point)

Operation 40:
Starting a dialogue with "Kiss my ass!!" it's not a good way to start a character-player bonding. No, I'm serious.

Woods and Bowman are introduced, Bowman doesn't says anything more relevant that "Communist piece of shit" throughout the game, and Woods is a guy who thinks he can win the Guiness World Record for saying the word "Fuck" more times on his life.

The mission starts with Treyarchs obvious abilities to use Google translator when the guard talks in spanish (¿De donde tu eres? literally would be like "From where are you from" really)

The police start shooting to our "heroes"(Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face) and eventually fight all the way trough more than 50 police officers, without a scratch, and the game triggers another cutscene.

The crazy guy's mind teleports us to Castro's compound, where Mason kills a guy in a radio with a piano wire, and advance to Castro.

They eventually find him, and after one "Breach and Clear with no breaching charge" moment, they kill "Castro" with a slow-mo headshot (For the record, Slow-Mo is overused as hell in this game. It's not fun). Oh, and they also kill Castro's Bitch.

After some fighting they get to an airport and Mason gets a M60 with infinite ammo with the power to destroy a ZPU (WTF Treyarch), eventually, Mason decides to be a real hero, and sacrifices his liberty to let his friends get out.

After Mason gets kicked in the face, we discover that we actually killed a double, and the real Castro gifts you to...eh, some Russian that is named Dragovich. The level end with Dragovich's face closing up on Mason's face at a distance of 2 cm, and we fade to black.

Sintonize tomorrow for another level of Blops, thank you, and Goodnight.