User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-26988710-20091210052809

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 * When writing your resume, you put a lot of emphasis on how you're a Level 70, 10th Prestige.


 * When in History class, you wonder why the "assassination" of Imran Zakaev isn't mentioned in the book.


 * While other people are preparing for the world to end in 2012, you're stockpiling weapons and ammo for the Russian Invasion of 2016.


 * You can't wait for 2011, so you can search the Internetz for word of conflict in Russia.


 * You play Left 4 Dead and wonder why the zombies are so weak compared to Nazi Zombies.


 * When have to run in Gym Class, you make the excuse that you don't have Marathon active.


 * You travel to Rio de Janeiro on a mission to find Roja and destroy his favela gang.


 * You write a history paper over World War II and use Call of Duty games as your only sources.


 * You tell your girlfriend you can't go out tonight because you just received a covert mission from Overlord.


 * You join the military and are shocked to find out that the weapons have fire-select switches.


 * When watching news about the war in Afghanistan, you subconsciously replace the word "Taliban" with "OpFor".


 * When someone at school talks about their ski trip, you say "That's nothing compared to my mission to Kazakhstan!"