Shadows of Evil/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes from the zombies map Shadows of Evil.

Talking to the Shadow Man
"I can hear you! Geez, are you...are you the one I saw i-in my...dream?"

- In response to Shadow Man, at the beginning of a match after Shadow Man finishes speaking.

"My wife, my ex-wife, my de-dead wife, it was never enough for her. She was always complaining; if I was busy, I wasn't paying her enough attention, if I wasn't busy, I was lazy. She complained, and she spent money: and she was really good at both."

- In response to the Shadow Man after round 5

Rituals
"I thought evil contracts were usually signed in blood..."

- After picking up the Pen

"Oh, this reminds me of when I was young, when I used to play Cops n Robbers."

- After picking up the Badge

Perk-a-Cola
"It is a weak man who finds strength only through liquor."

- After buying a Perk

"Not sure drinking that was the best idea."

- After buying a Perk-a-Cola

"Has this tonic imbued me with some otherworldly power?"

- After buying a Perk-a-Cola

Gobblegum
"If it will give me strength, hmm, then chew I WILL!"

- After purchasing and collecting a GobbleGum

Beast Mode
"With each subsequent transformation, I grow ever more confident with my tentacles"

- Randomly after returning from Beast Mode

Other
"Kill it, KILL IT, have we got any fire? Fire usually kills things!"

- When a Margwa is near.

"Watch the...amazing Nero perform...the knives of death."

- Upon getting a melee kill.

"Three heads like Cerberus, tentacles like an octupus. Cerbertopus?"

- When a Margwa is near.

"Time waits for no man... and this man has no time to wait."

- Upon purchasing a wall weapon

"Why don't we just take a breather, and calm down for a minute?"

- In response to Jack Vincent

Jack Vincent
"You fucking talking to me?"

- In response to Shadow Man, at the beginning of a match after Shadow Man finishes speaking.

"I'm Jackie motherfuckin' Vincent!"

- When randomly killing zombies.

"You got my wife beat. She only has TWO faces!"

- Said when a Margwa spawns.

"Do whatever it takes to pay your dues. No... nobody ever said that to JACKIE FUCKING VINCENT!"

- After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit.

"It takes a certain kind of man to wear a toupee. Yo Nero, this yours?"

- Upon picking up the Hair Piece.

"In a moment this weapon is going to be about as useful as Magic Man's wand."

- When low on ammo.

"I'm not gonna let any of your heads take a bite outta me!"

- When seeing a Margwa.

"I'm not even gonna bother reading you your rights."

- When seeing a Margwa.

"Not going down without a fight, huh?"

- When seeing a Margwa.

"Just like taking candy from a baby, without the baby."

- When buying a GobbleGum.

"When life gives you lemons, buy a fucking gun!"

- When buying a wall weapon.

Rituals
"Of all the things I could find, I found a damn toupee."

- After picking up the Hairpiece

Talking to the Shadow Man
"This can't be happening."

- At the beginning of a match.

"Cursed? In what way am I cursed?""

- In response to the Shadow Man on round 2.

Other
"I am completely out of ammo!"

- When out of ammo.

"No break and no bullets, this sucks!"

- When out of ammo.

"Uh oh, this gun has stopped working!"

- When out of ammo.

"I will dance all over your dumb ass!"

- When killing a zombie that had hit her.

"Ah well, he was a no-good sleezeball anyway."

- After completing the ritual in the Black Lace Burlesque

Shadow Man
"You bear the mark, you are cursed! You must place your hand upon the stone!"

- Said at the beginning of a match.

"You have blood on your hands, it cannot be cleansed!"

- Said at the beginning of round 2-3

"Only by invoking the beast, can you find the items you need. You must explore the unexplored."

- Said at the beginning of round 3.

"Why did you kill?"

- Said at the beginning of round 5-8.

"These are our TRUE enemies!"

- Said upon the first spawn of the gatekeepers.

"We must hurry! The keepers seek to haste the collapse of the dimensions."

- Said upon killing the gatekeepers for the first time.

"The summoning key is the most powerful artifact in this, or any other dimension."

- Upon obtaining the summoning key.

"Complete the ritual! The gateworm's energy must be released!"

- Upon entering the Pack-a-Punch area.

"Your services to the overlords is appreciated. Our complete assimilation of this dimension will now... Proceed."

- Upon completing the 5th ritual.

"How could this be?! This was NOT what supposed to order the prophecies!"

- Upon initiating the 6th step of the easter egg.

"WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU ARE BUT MORTALS! AARRRGGGG!!!"

- About to be trapped inside the summoning key.