"Five"/Quotes

Kennedy
"No ammo, pass the buck!"

- When out of ammo

"Your President needs Slugs!"

- When out of ammo.

"Ammo! That's an order!"

- When out of ammo.

"Need a mag, like, yesterday."

- When out of ammo.

"Need beans for the chowder!"

- When out of ammo.

"Pain is temporary, pride is for ever!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"They should put my face on the silver dollar."

- Upon Getting a kill.

"Just like the Solomon isles."

- Upon getting a kill, Kennedy served in the navy during WWII.

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

- Upon getting a kill, this actually means "I am a jelly doughnut".

"I like this, a lot."

- Upon buying an MP5K off the wall.

"A most perfect weapon."

- Upon Buying an MPL off the wall.

"I should keep one of these under my desk at the Oval office."

- Upon buying an MPL off the wall.

"Time to make some Z chowder."

- Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."

- Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"I've been in the navy for years and I've never tasted anything that fishy."

- Upon buying Quick revive.

Nixon
"Nixon's back!"

- Possible reference to Futurama.

Castro
"Bullets, Bullets, My republic for some Bullets!"

- When out of ammo.