User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-113026-20100210061559

And I thought this blog was dead... (insert Second Chance pun here)

You already have your class loadouts planned for Call of Duty 7.

You have a better command of the NATO phonetic alphabet than most servicemen.

Your will is stated so that your headstone reads "Killed by a grenade. Watch for the grenade danger indicator."

You don't care if the SPAS-12 is bulky and hard to use, the thing's got a frickin' 25 meter range!

You give names to the player models in multiplayer.

You stand in the middle of a basketball game just to get the players to address you by name. ("What the hell, [your name here]?)

You can't understand why no one likes it when you wear your Ghost costume at a masquerade ball.

When losing a foot race, you pull out a red smoke grenade to give you a boost. (Outdated as of 1.08)

You have a habit of calling people "muppets."

You watch big TV events only to see if they're airing that commercial for Call of Duty 7.

Your opinion on the afterlife: You'll see a quote, maybe a hint telling you not to do something, then restart from the last checkpoint.