User blog comment:Dark Anomaly/Your favourite non famous quotes./@comment-1961542-20100412155758

Alan: "Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system." Stu: "It's also illegal." Alan: "It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane." Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal too." Alan: "Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!"