User:Dbx25

About me.
I don't hate the pack-a-punch machine, I hate fixing it up.

I don't really like to curse, not cool.

I ONLY use it when I lose my cool on vandals, noobs, and users who only have like,

5 edits and try to question us experienced users.

I hate:Teddy bears in the mystery box, the type 100, and noobs doing that ****ing gun glitch

I like:The MG42, Ray gun, WW-dg-2, and the Pack-A-Punch machine (Though it's VERY expensive.)

Why I don't use Red dot sights.
Face it: Some one is eventually just gonna EMP you.So, I go all iron.

Iron sights are pretty decent, some obstruct your view, so it's best to pick your weapon

carefully.The best iron sight weapons are:ACR, M4a1, M16, and the M240.

So if you wanna have something for backup, those are pretty good choices if

you ask me. (Please don't ask me.)

Funny videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDP8PV8v5SQ&feature=related

and another... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5You5fPleIU&feature=quicklist

Be sure to watch this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsW3mNfpfWc

These are awesome guys that are on MY friend list.

My to-kill list.(Thank you PaPa Smurf, for this idea!)

 * Justin Beiber-Your voice is cracked from singing like a little girl, SO JUST DIE ALREADY!
 * Dylan and Cole Sprouse-Stop making fun of every-living-thing I love! And stop being SOOOOO ignorant!
 * (Name and address withheld.)-Don't EVER do that again Adam.
 * The creators of the Avatar movie-That was just an AWFUL movie...
 * Hippies-Hey cops! Get those water hoses out!
 * Facists-DON'T even get me started man, or should I say, HITLER?! I THOUGHT YOU CRACKED UNDER PRESSURE AND DIED.
 * Bullies-Bully:Hey kid, give me your lunch money. Me:You don't need it you washed out bum.
 * n00bs-Stop doing that ****ing 3-gun glitch!

Claymores are 4 noobs!
1.You can still see them.

2.Sit Rep perks are just gonna help you spot them.

3.Noobs think they are.

4.Noobs think they will automaticly kill some one no matter where they are at.

5.And noobs brag about having claymores.

The story of A.C.E.
One day, a band of military mercenaries took a trip to Breslau, Germany.

They were testing weapons for the Unit 935.

James Caruso is the Sargeant of the 4 man band.

He expected more then the just army of ten-hut and forward march.

When he tested the ray gun, he thought there was a minor function.

Caruso:Well, it has a kick to it, that's new.We better get it checked out.

Preston Marlowe is the combat ready private.

He doesn't take fire-fights seriously nor lightly.

But he's proud to be a wise-crack, and patriot of the U.S.A.

He comes from Mississippi, though, he doesn't have the accent.

Caruso:Or, I think we could hack into the blue-prints and tweak this prototype to reduce the recoil a bit.

Minutes later, The Sarge was done hacking into the files of the computer.

Caruso:Done, I wonder if it'll work.

Marlowe:Hacking, yeah, bless the French.

Cpl.George Haggard is the demolition Expert.

He's originally from Texas, the Lone star state.

He live his whole childhood shooting guns, and going hunting.

Haggard:Hacking?! Hey Henry, ain't you supposed to do that?!

Henry Cole is the tech-y guy.

He lives with shame of being tought how to drive by his sister.

He arrived in training from his home in New Jersey.

When he was in computer education, but when some

of his rivals decided to do a cruel trick, his teacher was hung by his neck,

that's when his rival's trick has gone bad Cole was framed and put in prison for 7 years.

But in prison his other teachers were still teaching him.

they knew it wasn't him, but the court decides if he stay's or go's.

Cole:Yeah, yeah... but sarge beat me to it... If you want me to hack then just say so!

Soon they heard a bang.

Caruso:Son of a... HAGGARD! What did you **** up now?!

Haggard:Nothing sarge!

Dr.Ludwig Maxis:Warning the shield is now active,repeat the shield is now active.

General Cain:Everyone get on the trucks, we are evacuating the area!

Dr.Ludwig:The power level is critical.

Marlowe:Crap! We're to late!

Dr.Ludwig:There is no escaping repeat, no escaping.

Suddenly, the team finds a hand-held radio in teleporter z-c.

General Cain was on the other side of the comms.

In his effort to reach them, he was turned to the wrong channel.

But after that, he found out which one it was.

General Cain: *Static.* Squa- are you the-? Come, come in!

Can you read me?If you can get to the Automobile garage.

There are some vehicles you can use!

Caruso:All right sir, we're in the trucks driving to the HQ, do you have a roadblock set up?

General Cain: Copy that, we have the USMC on the front and the Wermacht on the other.

We'll open the gate when you come.But in the meanwhile, man some weapons, Cain out.

Caruso:Solid copy Cain, alright, Marlowe, Haggard, get on those fifty's and start firing!

Minutes later the team arrived, hopefully no injuries.

With zombies still chasing them the soldiers at the roadblock set up claymores and betties.

Haggard:We're here sarge!

Cole:You know, I think we coulda used one of those ray guns!

Caruso:Quit your whining Cole!We gotta get inside.

Later on, the United States Air Force Contacted the General

for permission to do a gun and bombing run.

USAF:Sir, we have 5 planes ready each with 8 flaming missles.

General Cain: Copy that, light up the factory, contact me when you're done.

Soon, the factory was gone do to the fact it was burned and blown to bits.

Haggard:*Dixie on my mind plays.*Well, now we need to par-tay and I now some beer you're gonna LOVE, there's this cooler's light and it tastes--

Caruso:HAGGARD! Attention!

A truck that has General Cain riding up front comes to them.

General Cain: Boys, we did it, the, "Nazi Zombies" are gone.

But, I'm sorry as heck to say this boys but, it's the Imperial zombies, there invading.

Caruso:But where sir? We just killed them all.

General Cain: Not here, they're coming in through Poland!

Marlowe:MAN!

Cole:There are just times it SUCKS to be right...

To be continued...

If you want a sequel contact me.