User:Tinz92/Black Ops Nazi Zombies Ideas For 3rd - 4th Map Pack

Ok i will list the good points of the maps we already and we can go from there.

Kino, it was really good becuase it was built in a circle and it was really easy to get around, there were plenty of spots to sit in the earlier rounds with the Hk and Rpd, i really liked this map personally becuase its the only map you can play alone and get far and actually enjoy playing alone. Its also one of the only maps were no matter who you play with, unless they have a personal hate for you, or you have a personal hate for them (french, understandable) the others players cant really affect your gameplay. The guns were introduced, the packapunch was really easy to get to, the perks were you good, but the downfall of this map was it was rendered to easy. Becuase it was linear you could survive for ages and it would become boring.

Five, now i really dont like five. This is the map were no matter what you do, everyone panic's and dies. Literally nowere is safe and it gets quite hard to get through the opening rounds becuase all you have is an smg, so the point being the random box is no were to be fucking found? Whats more is, the packapunch is a fricking pain in the ass to get to if your team dont feel like doing anything. The maps full of small corridors and small rooms (normally housing the box) which get fucking annoying to get out of, and the only thing everyone wants to seem to do is sit in the elevator. There is nothing good about this map, its bad, end of.

Then treyach had the amazing idea to start a map in black and white, Ascension. Now this is a large map, fuck loads of doors, and hordes of annoying little midget monkeys that steal your drinks. Now i neither like nor hate this map becuase it has the same amount of good points as it has bad. Its got a nice deisgn (unlike five), the luna landers, the perks are in good places (unlike five(, and a few new perks are introduced (unlike five), the wall guns are near the start (unlike in five), its easy to get somewhere quickly (unlike five). You get the jist of the whole five thing. Then there was the bad, becuase there were fuck loads of doors, no one had any cash left for anything else. Sure we got the packapunch but could we? No? sure we got to the perks, but could we buy them? Maybe? Did the monkeys steal them all in the round after? Yes? Did we have the guns to kill the monkeys? No? Why not? Becuase we had no money from opening the doors we needed to get to the god dam power room?

Then out came call of the dead, now this map has loads of doors, but equally you get loads of zombies and pickups every other round so you do endup with a solid amount of points, new things came into play like ropes and flingers, a boss (who is pointless and fucking annoying) zombies with electrified rods, and buffy. WHY THE FUCK IS BUFFY IN THIS, SHES SO GOD DAM FUCKING ANNOYING, OH I BROKE A NAIL, IM A BLACK BELT, OH YOU PULLED MY HAIR, WE DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT.

cough.

anyway carrying on, i really like this map, it encourages team work (unlike five lol) its linear (like kino) but no so much that it becomes repettative, becuase its so big (thats what she said). You get good guns out of the random box, lats time i played my first three guns were the ray, the Vr and the Scav. Thats never happened to me before, normally it goes more like this

HERE HAVE A CHINA LAKE

HERE HAVE A LAW

HERE HAVE ANOTHER CHINA LAKE

HERE HAVE A RAYG........ LAW.

HERE HAVE A CROSSBOW

HERE HAVE A TEDDY. MOTHERFUCKER.

And by this time your wondering why you just spend the best part of 5000 grand when you could of got mustand and sally. Point is, this doesnt happened (very often) ont his map (unlike five). Then when you get that 5000 back, you have to open half the map to get to the packapunch. so you spend another 5000. When you get THAT back, you got to the packapunch and it DISSAPEARS INFRONT OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS.

seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT.

DICKS.

So the bottom line is, the stuff we want from the old maps to be included in the new ones.

- We want linear, but we dont. It has to be linear but not so much that we get bored at round 20.

- We dont want lakes and laws get rid of them, becuase were not mentally depreived / (french)

- We want more automatic guns, more powerguns and more zombies, 24 at a time isnt enough.

- More perks at later rounds becuase they dissapear after wave 25 dont they? wtfs that all about?

- NO FUCKING BUFFY. (unless there's a kitchen)

- More perks

- More ways to get around

- Easy acess to the box and the packapunch.

- Traps that are a little bit cheaper

- Medium maps thats arent fuckoff huge

- Get rid off five and make it only available in france.

(Just for clarification, i dont hate the french but they are fucking strange, lets eat snails and play cod LOOK AT MY LMG WITH STOPPING POWER, LOOK AT MY FAMAS WITH DOUBLE TAP, LOOK AT MY STUPID ACCENT, LOOK AT MY GOAT, LOOK AT MY FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK).

Ok new ideas, i made ideas for MW3 on my other acount TINZ09 but apparently the passwords changed.

- Ok we want some new perks, deadshot daquiri and stuff, its a nice idea but its not enough, what about stopping power? What about a perk that gives you another attachment for your gun, a perk that makes you pickup a small amount of ammo per kill, A perk that gives you a 25% increase in the points you get per shot, maybe 20 for a hit instead of ten or something? A perk that allows you to carry more ammo? There simple ideas yet why the fuck havent they been used???

Weapons, get rid of the god dam fucking china lake, law and the crossbow and give us a god dam m60 with big juicy was of ammo. Give us more automatic weapons. Get rid of the g11, give us guns we want not all the shit ones. If were playing money for these things, they should be shit.

On the sub topic of weapons, we want Perk plus and Packaplus, the level 2 versions. Stopping power plus? Sleight of hand plus (you dont even have to reload?) Double tap plus (p90 double tap speed) Staminup plus, quick revive plus, Phd flopper plus, stuff like that?? Think outside the box treyarch stop sitting around moping about how mw3 will make more sales than black ops. (or just join forces and create the ultimate cod)

Packpunch Plus, More attachments,bigger rounds, more ammo, more power, a nicer sound that PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW LASERS EEH.

For fuck sake why dont we have a shop by now, By a gun, buy a camo, buy an attachment, buy some ammo, buy a perk, buy a plus, if you buy one and want to use it later stick it in the deposit box. Are the devolpers retarded..... do they have no imagination.....are they all hairy old men..... Possibly. Also why can we only carry 2 guns, if its an apocolypse im going to able to carry more than 3 handguns. faggots.

Classes, the medic can revive quicker and has more health, the demo guy has more grenades and starts with an rpg as his 3rd weapons and more explosive damage, the soldier can carry 3 weapons and has more gun damage, the scout has a zombie uav and starts off with a sickle. Simple yet effective.

Why is there only 4 players here, there needs to be at least 6 and there needs to be fuck loads of zombies on the screen, more like 80 fucking overrun us bitches.

Checkpoints, midgame joins, etc

Player customization, why cant we choose how we look, DO I HAVE TO BE BUFFY AGAIN, REALLY, OH I BROKE ANOTHER NAIL, OH I CAN PLAY THE VOILIN, OH DO I LOOK FAT, OH I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

Please make a map editor, that would be so good, and create a community upload thing so you can play other peoples maps.

Do it now, get to the choppaa

Ive been george tinsley, hope youve enjoyed this.

Tinz92