Shi No Numa/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Nazi Zombies map Shi No Numa.

Killing a zombie
"Die again, maggot sacks!"

- After getting a kill.

"Take a napalm bath!"

- After getting a flamethrower kill.

"Don't fuck with a Marine!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.

"Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"

- After getting a multi-kill.

"I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"

- Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.

"You freakin' stink!"

- After killing a zombie with the knife.

"I'm not your C-Rations!"

- Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.

"You can't keep a marine down."

- After being revived.

"Just another day of kicking ass."

- After killing a zombie.

"I'll cook your soul!"

- After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"

- After getting a headshot.

"Lead to the head, baby!"

- After getting a headshot.

"Fuckin' a, that was a good shot!"

- After getting a headshot.

"I'll swallow your soul!"

- After knifing a zombie.

"Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"

- After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.

"He's a lot prettier without a head!"

- After getting a headshot

"Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"

- After knifing a zombie.

"Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"

- After knifing a zombie.

"I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"

- After turning on an electric barrier.

"Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"

- After killing the zombie that hit you.

"It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"

- After killing multiple zombies.

"Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"

- After killing a zombie that had hit.

"That was BADASS!"

- After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

Easter eggs
"Does there have to be a music easter egg in EVERY map?!"

- After activating "The One".

"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."

- After shooting red meteor in storage area.

Ammo
"I'm out of gun juice!"

- After running out of ammo

"Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."

- After running out of ammo.

"Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"

- When out of ammo.

Hellhound
"The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."

- Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)

"(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"

- Starting a Hellhound round.

"Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"

- Starting a Hellhound round.

Mystery Box
"What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"

- After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"FUCKING teddy bear!"

- After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.

"Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."

- After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.

"Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"

- After getting the teddy bear.

"One shot, one kill."

- After receiving the .357 Magnum.

"Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."

- After getting any fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box.

"Six shots, six kills"

- Upon getting the .357 Magnum.

"Oorah."

- After getting an MG from the Mystery Box

"They say I have a lightning personality, I guess they were right."

- Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.

"The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"

- After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.

"Just got no luck."

- After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.

"I know you aren't laughing at me, motherfucker!"

- After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.

"Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"

- After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.

"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"

- After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.

"I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"

- After getting the Ray Gun.

"Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"

- After obtaining any machine gun.

"Draw, motherfuckers!"

- After getting the .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.

"I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."

- After getting a PTRS-41.

"Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."

- After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.

"I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"

- When the Mystery box moves.

Buying a weapon
"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"

- After buying a shotgun.

"Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.

Power-up
"Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"

- After the Nuke power up is obtained.

"Time to kill!"

- After achieving an Insta-Kill.

"Yeah, that's right!"

- After achieving Max Ammo.

Perk-a-Cola
"I'd like to meet the chick who sang that jingle."

- After getting Juggernog.

"Ugh. Tastes like fish."

- After getting Quick Revive Soda.

"Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."

- After getting Speed Cola.

"What the hell is a Root Beer shelf?"

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

"Max ammo machine, ah genius"

- After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

Interactive
"Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"

- After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.

"Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."

- After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo

"You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"

- After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"

"Lucky shot, Richtofen."

- After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.

"I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."

- After witnessing a kill by Takeo

Killing a zombie
"Stay away from my Vodka!"

- After killing a zombie.

"Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"

- After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)

"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"

- After shooting a zombie in the head.

"I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."

- Shoot a zombie in the head.

"Get out my fucking way!"

- Killing a zombie at close range.

"What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"

- After running out of ammo.

"Blood is such a pretty color."

- After killing a zombie.

"Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"

- After killing a zombie

"I will paint red square with their blood!"

- After killing zombies.

"Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"

- After killing a zombie

"Back off, mister."

- After killing a zombie at close range.

"How dare you touch me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him.

"Back to hell, Satan's minions!"

- After killing a zombie.

Hellhound
"Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"

- Start of Hellhound round.

"I hear some angry fucking dogs."

- Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.

Mystery Box
"Oh shit, this fucking box."

- After receiving a teddy bear from the mystery box

"Reminds me of the wild wild east."

- After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"

- After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"

- After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box

"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"

- After getting any type of shotgun.

"I will fry those undead pigs!"

- After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.

"In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"

- After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.

"Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"

- After getting an MG.

"Vasili would be proud!"

- After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.

"Time to pay the Piper."

- After getting a shotgun.

"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

- When attempting to buy something without enough points.

"I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."

- After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.

"Why do we not share the points?"

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"

- When getting the Teddy Bear.

"I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"

- After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

Easter eggs
"Another music Easter egg, I like this."

- After activating the telephone.

"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."

- After shooting at the meteorite.

Ammo
"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

- When out of ammo.

"I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."

- After running out of ammo.

"Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."

- After running out of ammo.

Power-up
"Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"

- When the Nuke power-up is obtained.

"Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."

- After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.

"I feel like dirty Capitalist!"

- After picking up Double Points.

Perk-a-Cola
"Revive Soda!"

- After drinking Quick Revive Soda.

"An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea"

- After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

Interactive
"Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."

- After Takeo kills lots of zombies.

"Very good American you may sniff my vodka."

- After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.

"Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."

- After being revived.

Killing a Zombie
"May you burn for thousand year!"

- After torching a group of Zombies with a fire-based weapon.

"The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"

- After getting a headshot.

"The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"

- Random, after killing a zombie.

"His head is no more!"

- After getting a headshot.

"He never saw his fate."

- After getting a headshot.

"You have felt my power!"

- After getting a headshot.

"I will not succumb to you!"

- After knifing a zombie

"So sad, he didn't die slower."

- After getting a headshot.

"My flesh will not be consumed!"

- After killing a zombie.

"Holy Emperor!"

- After killing multiple zombies.

"The dishonorable, have been vanquished"

- After killing a group of zombies.

"Dead flesh, you will not touch the living!"

- After knifing a zombie.

"Your blood will rain on me!"

- After killing a zombie.

"That was an impressive shot"

- After getting a headshot.

"You shall not dine on the flesh of the honorable"

- After killing a zombie.

"You have been shattered into pieces!"

- After mutilating a Zombie or getting a headshot.

"A-fuck-a a-you!"

- After killing horde of zombies.

Ammo
"My weapon cannot continue to fire without a round!"

- After running out of ammo.

Easter eggs
"I have found an Easter egg of honor."

- After activating the telephone.

"This rock, it is not of this place."

- After shooting at the meteorite.

Mystery Box
"The Americans did something right."

- After getting the .357 Magnum.

"We will dig many graves!"

- After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.

"For the Emperor!"

- After obtaining a Machine Gun.

"Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"

- After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.

"I require more money."

- After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Challenged by a little bear...I accept."

- After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.

"The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."

- After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.

"A foolish notion that what is, will always be."

- After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.

"Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."

- After Mystery Box disappears.

"A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"

- After getting a teddy bear.

"I am most displeased."

- After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.

"I am blessed by Raiden!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (a reference to Raiden from Mortal Kombat).

Power-up
So jenerous my lord-After getting max ammo"The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"

- After picking up a Max Ammo.

Perk-a-Cola
"Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"

- After getting Quick Revive Soda.

"Reminds me of the o-o-old West."

- After getting Double Tap Root Beer.

"Speed Cola... is honorable."

- After getting Speed Cola.

"Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"

- After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

Interactive
"Nice shooting!"

- When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"You improve your honor with such precision!"

- When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"

- When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Very good shooting!"

- When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"

- When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Lucky shot, Russian pig!"

- When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"

- When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"That was a lucky shot!"

- When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"

- When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"

- When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"Fuck, you will pay!"

- After being revived.

"My death would have been honorable!"

- After being revived.

Other
"There is good Japanese design here."

- After activating the Flogger.

Killing a zombie
"Haha! He cries as he burns."

- After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.

"His head is gone! How beautiful!"

- After scoring a headshot.

"His head exploded! Such Joy!"

- After getting a headshot.

"I do not like killing dogs."

- Before the Hellhounds come.

"Poor puppies, they know no better."

- When Hellhounds appear.

"Get out of my way, schweinhund!"

- After killing a zombie.

"WANT MORE BLOOD!"

- After killing a zombie.

"He tried to kiss me!"

- After being hit by a zombie.

"That's what you get for touching the Doctor."

- After killing a zombie that just hit him.

"Let us drown in their agony!"

- After killing a zombie

"Poof! You're gone."

- After killing a zombie destructively

"I'm so happy! Thank you!"

- After killing lots of zombies

"Do you hear it? Talking to me?"

- After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"This is better than my Hitler Youth knife!"

- After killing a zombie with a knife

Ammo
"I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"

- When out of ammo.

"AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"

- When out of ammo.

"All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"

- When out of ammo.

Mystery Box
"It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."

- After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.

"(maniacal laughter)"

- After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.

"NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"

- After obtaining a shotgun

"I will watch their heads explode!"

- After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.

"Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"

- After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.

"The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"What? Shizen!"

- After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.

"NO! I am angry now!"

- When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.

"The box of pleasure mocks me!"

- After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.

Power-up
"I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"

- After achieving Double-Points

"WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"

- After getting the Nuke.

Perk-a-Cola
"I feel like DANCING!"

- After obtaining Speed Cola.

"A ammo machine what a vundabar idea!"

- After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

Easter eggs
"Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"

- After shooting at the meteorite.

Interactive
"I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."

- After Dempsey kills a zombie.

"The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"

- After Dempsey kills a zombie.

"Good work, Nikolai."

- After Nikolai kills a zombie.

"Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."

- After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.

"It means so little to you. Disgust me!"

- After Dempsey kills a zombie

"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."

- After being revived.

"I'm back to cause more pain!"

- After getting revived.

Other
"This looks like something I would build!"

- After turning on the Flogger.

Telephone
"I know when you're sleeping..."

- After dialing the phone, which should give you the "Dead Air" achievement.

Samantha Maxis
"Ka-Boom!"

- After getting nuke power-up.

"Max Ammo!"

- After getting Max Ammo power-up.

"Insta-Kill!"

- After getting Insta-Kill.

"Double Points!"

- After getting Double Points.

"Bye Bye!"

- After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.

"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

- When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)

"[Demonic Laughing]"

- When the Teddy Bear appears

"[Demonic Laughter]"

- After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarters.

Imperial Zombies
Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.

"No!"

- Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade

"Yes!"

- Upon breaking through a barricade

"Sam!"

- Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.

"Damn!"

- If another Zombie is killed.