User:Emilios1310/EpicQuotes

Epic Quotes
Here I will post some good quotes (mostly from COD) that made me laugh:

"5 years ago, I lost 30000 men in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched."

- Shepherd in MW2.

Altered Versions:

1: "1 year ago Ramirez told Foley to shut the fuck up, and his balls just﻿ fucking dropped."

2: "20 seconds ago I lost 1 hamburger in a blink of a eye and﻿ my dog just fucking watched"

3: "30,000 years﻿ ago I lost 5 men in the blink of an eye and then I lost my fuckin' watch"

4: "Five years ago,﻿ I lost my virginity in the blink of an eye, and my fish just fucking watched."

5: "Five minutes ago our enemy took﻿ the flag in the blink of an eye. And my team just fucking watched."