Der Riese/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the Nazi Zombies map Der Riese.

Kills

 * "Bring it, freak bags!"

- Unknown, possibly random while killing zombies


 * "They're swarming! Look out!"

- Unknown, possibly random while fighting a large group of zombies


 * "Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "K.I.A., Maggot sack!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "You meatheads too stupid to quit?"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"

- After killing a crawler


 * "I told you I'm not on the menu!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him


 * "Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"

- After killing many zombies


 * "Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."

- After killing many zombies


 * "Suck it!"

- After killing many zombies


 * "This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"

- After killing many zombies


 * "I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!"

- After being surrounded by zombies


 * "That was SWEET!"

- After a group of zombies get blown up


 * "Smells like Zom-B-Q!"

- After lighting a group of zombies on fire


 * "Can't touch this!"

- After knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)


 * "Eat it, gut bags!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Go eat someone else!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Slice and Dice baby!"

- After knifing a zombie with the Bowie Knife


 * "OWNED!"

- After knifing a zombie or getting a headshot at close range


 * "Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"

- After getting a headshot, or blowing up many zombies


 * "I don't think it was using that anyway."

- After getting a headshot


 * "Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"

- After getting a headshot


 * "Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"

- After getting headshot from long range


 * "Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"

- After getting a kill streak


 * "I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"

- After getting a knife streak


 * "Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"

- After getting a knife streak


 * "Awesome! Bzzzzt!"

- After getting multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe DG-2


 * "Everything burns!"

- After burning zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker.


 * "It's raining lead on you, pussbag!"

- After killing a zombie with a machine gun


 * "Shock and Awe!"

- After killing many zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ. A reference to the Call of Duty 4 campaign level


 * "I'm gonna miss that little guy."

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "Oorah, Monkey bones!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"

- After killing many zombies


 * "See that little guy light 'em up!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes

Weapons and Mystery Box

 * "Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Time to gut these brainbags!"

- After getting the Bowie Knife


 * "Time to slice and dice!"

- After getting the Bowie Knife


 * "L'eggo my Wonder Waffle!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2. A possible reference to the company Kellogg's company slogan, "L'eggo My Eggo".


 * "Time to shock some meatbag ass!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2


 * "Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"

- After getting a shotgun


 * "Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun."

- After getting a shotgun


 * "Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"

- After getting the M2 Flamethrower


 * "Looks like Santa got my letter."

- After getting the Ray Gun


 * "Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"

- After getting the Ray Gun


 * "You won't be laughing when I get through with you!"

- After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box


 * "A big toy for a big boy!"

- After getting a machine gun


 * "*Crazed Laughter*"

- After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box


 * "Time to rip shit up!"

- After getting the MG42


 * "Gotta round up some rounds..."

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "I can't do my job if I ain't packin' heat!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "SHIT! Outta gun juice"


 * "You laughing at me? Not wise."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb

Power-ups

 * "JUUUIIICE!"

- After getting a Max Ammo power-up


 * "Much appreciated!"

- After getting a Max Ammo power-up


 * "Line 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points power-up


 * "Rack 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points power-up


 * "Oorah! (Demonic tone)"

- After getting the Carpenter power-up


 * "Oorah, devil man!"

- After getting the Carpenter power-up


 * "Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"

- After getting the Insta-Kill power-up

Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, and Teleporter

 * "I wonder how we can get to that..."

- After approaching the unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Mmm, Pack-a-Punch. Must be named after me!"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I knew once! Hehe."

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"

- After using the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."

- After approaching a deactivated Teleporter


 * "Where's that mainframe again?"

- After approaching a deactivated Teleporter


 * "Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"

- After approaching a Teleporter


 * "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."

- After approaching a Teleporter


 * "Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]."

- After getting Juggernog


 * "Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer


 * "I fucking HATE fish!"

- After drinking the Quick Revive Soda


 * "*singing* I'll be drinking Jugg-er-nog tonight and uh *stops singing* I can totally get inside that chick."

- Randomly, mostly when upgrading a weapon


 * "I'm makin' some freak-meat stew! Who wants some?"

- After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "That's what I need... more fucking firepower!"

- After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Oorah Pack a Punch! Where's that dead meat?"

- After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine

Interactive

 * "Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"

- After Richtofen is downed


 * "Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"

- After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed


 * "Richtofen's surrounded. Poor little Kraut."

- After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed


 * "Couldn't live without me, huh?"

- After being revived


 * "I must have slipped. Oorah."

- After being revived

Other

 * "Let's get this done..."

- Unknown, possibly when starting a game


 * "Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"

- Starting a game


 * "Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"

- Before a Hellhound round starts


 * "Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"

- Before a Hellhound round starts


 * "When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"

- Before a Hellhound round starts


 * "*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."

- Randomly




 * "Richtofen, stop humping the monkey toy!"

- When Richtofen is about to throw the monkey bomb



Kills

 * "Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."

- Randomly while killing a zombie


 * "FUCK YOU!"

- Randomly while killing a zombie


 * "Only man and wife should be so close!"

- After killing a zombie that has hit him


 * "And the limbs go flying! Hows that for an ARM-y?! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."

- After dismembering a zombie's arm


 * "Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."

- After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to do any necessary actions)


 * "Now we're BOTH legless!"

- After blowing a zombie's legs off.


 * "Zombies! We gotta move!"

- After being surrounded by zombies


 * "Die, Hell-pig!"

- After knifing a zombie


 * "Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "Ha Ha, you just got fucked by a monkey!!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "*Grunt*...Did I just do that?"

- After getting a headshot

-After Killing a large amount of zombies.
 * "This is a happy massacre!"

Weapons and Mystery Box

 * "Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."

- When getting a shotgun


 * "Even I can hit something with this!"

- After getting the FG-42


 * "Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much."

- After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41


 * "This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know."

- After getting an automatic weapon (Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease.)


 * "That's a big fucking knife!"

- After getting the Bowie knife


 * "Someone is not sharing their ammo..."

- After running low on/out of ammunition


 * "Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

- After running low on/out of ammunition


 * "Soviet war machine grind to halt without ammo!"

- After running low on/out of ammunition


 * "I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!"

- After running low on/out of ammunition


 * "Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

- After getting a teddy bear

Power-ups

 * "In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."

- After getting a Max-Ammo power-up


 * "I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."

- After getting a Carpenter power-up


 * "In Russia, I was carpenter, you know."

- After getting a Carpenter power-up


 * "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

- After getting a Carpenter power-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)


 * "I will share these points with State!"

- After getting a Double-Points power-up


 * "Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!"

- After getting a Double-Points power-up

Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, and Teleporter

 * "Wow, it's a distillery!...Oh, wait, it's just a teleporter."

- After approaching a deactivated Teleporter


 * "Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much fucking running."

- After activating a Teleporter


 * "If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work."

- After linking a Teleporter to the mainframe


 * "Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."

- After using a Teleporter


 * "Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."

- After using a Teleporter


 * "Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, I teleported!''""

- After using a Teleporter


 * "Why didn't they spend their money on a Vodka Transfer machine?"


 * — After linking a Teleporter to the mainframe


 * "Hello? Can someone open this door to the cool gadget?"

- After approaching an unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Wow... I gotta take this back for the boss to see."

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever taste."

- After getting Juggernaut


 * "Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills! Yeah?"

- After drinking Speed Cola





Interactive

 * "Use it wisely Tank. Use it wisely."

- After Tank Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "That a new pet, American?"

- When Tank Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"

- After witnessing Tank Dempsey getting a good gun


 * "You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."

- After witnessing Tank Dempsey running through a group of zombies


 * "You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even the fucking Doc is killing them! Takeo?"

- Said randomly


 * "Did someone make joke?"

- After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear


 * "I share your hatred for our stumpy nemesis-is-is...nemes-eye...uh, enemies."

- After hearing a remark about the Nazi Zombies


 * "Perhaps you are of use."

- After getting revived

Other

 * "I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on."

- At the beginning of the game


 * "The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."

- At the start of a hellround


 * "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

- After trying to buy something without enough points


 * "What the hell are you doing here you dirty fucks?"
 * — At the beginning of the game
 * — At the beginning of the game

- When out of ammo.
 * "I'm out of ammo! I'm going for a drink"

-After killing a Zombie that just hit him (said on Shi No Numa also)
 * "You hurt me, I KILL you!"


 * "Stay away from my Vodka!!!"

-At the beginning of the Hellhound round.
 * "FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"

- Randomly

Kills

 * "Ahh..a small weapon, very dangerous, just like me."

- After killing a zombie with an SMG


 * "The power of my ancestors runs through my veins"

- After killing a group of zombies


 * "One less appendage..."

- After gibbing a zombie

Weapons and Mystery Box

 * "This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"

- Planting Bouncing Betties


 * "Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."

- After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box


 * "Ah, the little warrior."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Tickles..."

- Rarely after getting damaged by the Wunderwaffe


 * "My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty."

- Said when out of ammo




 * "Monkey is image of Nikolai's wife!" - After a player recieves a monkey bomb.
 * "Monkey is image of Nikolai's wife!" - After a player recieves a monkey bomb.

Power-ups

 * "Don't drop limb, drop power up..."

- After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping

Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, Teleporter

 * "This weapon has honor!"

- After receiving a weapon from the Pack-a-Punch machine.


 * "Arigatou. (Japanese for "Thank you")"

- After receiving Perk-a-cola or using a teleporter.


 * "This will do very nicely... hehehe."

- After receiving a weapon from the Pack-a-Punch machine.

Interactive

 * "You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"

- Said when Nikolai gets downed


 * "Monkey knows Nikolai can't survive without him."

- Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb .


 * "My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"

- After being revived

Other

 * "Die you diseased dog!"

- At the start of a Hellhound round


 * "The spirits are toying with us."

- At the start of a Hellhound round


 * "I require more money."

- After trying to buy something without enough points


 * "An Eye for an Eye!"

- Randomly said when killing a zombie after being hit by said zombie.

Kills

 * "Do you know WHO I AM?!?!"

- After killing a zombie. Possibly a reference to him co-creating the zombies.


 * "Excuse me, do you have the time? AHAHAHAHAHA!''"

- After killing a zombie


 * "I long to bathe naked...in your blood!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Rest in peace, my little undead friend."

- After killing a zombie


 * "Stumpy was rude to the doctor. Stumpy paid the price."

- After killing a zombie


 * "The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"

- After killing a zombie


 * "Who's your daddy?"

- After killing a zombie


 * "You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."

- After killing a zombie


 * "Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"

- After gibbing a zombie


 * "So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!"

- After gibbing a zombie


 * "Ed wants your head!."

- After getting a headshot


 * "Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"

- After shooting off a zombie's arm


 * "Take your medicine, Child."

- After getting a headshot


 * "You will not feed!"

- Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot


 * "This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!"

- After being surrounded by zombies


 * "Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers."

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!"

- After a Monkey Bomb explodes


 * "You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!"

- After getting several kills with the Wunderwaffe

Weapons and Mystery Box

 * "Excuse me, I have an apple to peel. AN ADAMS APPLE!"

- After purchasing the Bowie Knife


 * "Oh, it feels so good in my hands..."

- After getting the .357 Magnum


 * "Ooh Wunderwaffle!"

- After getting multiple kills with the DG-2


 * "To kill efficiently, ja! But with skill, no." -- Upon receiving the FG42 from either the wall or the box.


 * "So much lead, for ze dead! Ahah! I'm a poet, and I didn't know it, Ha!"

- After getting an Automatic or Shotgun out of the Mystery Box


 * "Ich bin... FUCKING ANGRY!"

- After getting Molotovs


 * "Maybe you move it because... you like me?"

- After getting the Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box


 * "Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Play the cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb.


 * "I am useless!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "I need bullets to continue my work!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "AMMO FOR ZE DOCTOR!" after being low on/ out of ammo


 * "No ammo? NOOOOOO!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "There is NOTHING left!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"

- After being low on/having no ammunition


 * "Aaaah, zis vil help me ad to my collection... OF APPENDAGES!" - After purchasing Bowie Knife

Power-ups
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Perk-a-cola, Pack-a-Punch, and Teleporter

 * "Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!"

- After using the Pack-a-Punch Machine


 * "Attach part A to grommet B... Oh screw it, just press buttons!"

- After approaching a deactivated Teleporter


 * "Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"

- After approaching a deactivated Teleporter


 * "Step one, activate teleporter, Step two, link it to the mainframe, Step three-Matter Transfer!"

- After activating a Teleporter


 * "If I remember correctly, we need to link it to the mainframe where we first started. Ohh I mean this is so confusing!"

- After activating a Teleporter


 * "If only Maxis were here to see this."

- After activating a Teleporter


 * "Max Ammo Machine?! What a wonderful idea!"

- After buying the Amm-O-Matic, an unseen Perk Machine programmed into Der Riese.

Interactive

 * "A mere side-effect Russian. Everything is normal..."

- After Nikolai Belinski complains about the teleporter making him nauseous


 * "Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"

- After Nikolai Belinski comments on the zombies


 * "Once again, Nikolai leads from the front."

- After Nikolai Belinski gets a kill


 * "Dempsey, I am not your babysitter."

- After Tank Dempsey gets downed


 * "Dempsey, when this is all over, I'm going to donate you to medical science."

- After Tank Dempsey says something


 * "Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!"

- After witnessing Tank Dempsey getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Aw nein. It seems sexy. Whatever."

Other

 * "There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."

- At the beginning of the game.


 * "Fluffy? Is that you?"

- At beginning of a Hellhound round. Refers to Samantha's dog, Fluffy.


 * "I require more money!"

- After trying to buy something without enough money.


 * "I think this is called ze Mainframe. It needs power."

- At the beginning of the game

Monkey Bomb

 * "Bye, bye, Zombies!"

- Before exploding


 * "Let's be friends!"

- While being primed .


 * "Get ready for a surprise!"

- Before exploding


 * "Is this the end?"

- Before exploding


 * "Let's play again!"

- Before exploding


 * "I'm coming Sam!"

- Before exploding. This proves that Samantha Maxis is dead.


 * "You're not Sam..."

- While being primed


 * "Hello friend."

- While being primed


 * "Ow! Ooh! Ow!"

- After being thrown in the furnace


 * "You look friendly."

- While being primed


 * "I'm faulty."

- While being primed


 * "I'll miss you."

- Before exploding


 * "I hope we meet again!"

- Before exploding


 * "I love you."

- While being primed


 * "Hi! I'm Monkey. Wanna play?"

- While being primed


 * "I don't want to leave."

- Before exploding


 * "Here I come Sam!"

- Before Exploding, similair to the above quote, "I'm coming Sam!"


 * "I just crapped my pants!"

- Before Exploding


 * "Hello!"

- When Activating

Shared Quotes

 * "Nikolai: "This looks powerful"...


 * Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?"

- After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Dempsey: "Where the hell is everybody?!"


 * Richtofen: "Are you scared Dempsey? Do you want me to hold your hand?"

- After Dempsey is swarmed


 * "Richtofen: "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"


 * Tank: "Richtofen, Quit Fucking the Monkey! Just creeps me out."

- After Richtofen gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Dempsey: "Hey Richtofen, there's quite a party down here!"
 * Richtofen: "Dempsey can you keep the noise down, some of us are trying to work."

Demonic Announcer

 * "Ka-Boom!"

- After getting nuke power-up.


 * "Max Ammo!"

- After getting the Max Ammo power-up


 * "Insta-Kill!"

- After getting Insta-Kill


 * "Double Points."

- After getting Double Points


 * "Carpenter!"

- After getting the Carpenter power-up


 * "Bye Bye!"

- After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box


 * "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

- When hellhounds appear (said in a much deeper voice than normal)


 * "[Demonic Laughter]"

- When the Teddy Bear appears

Samantha

 * "Uh Oh/"

- When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting


 * "Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!"

- When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups


 * "I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!"

- After activating the Fly Trap


 * "Oh, you found one..."

- After finding the first item of the Fly Trap


 * "Wow, you found another one."

- After finding the another item of the Fly Trap


 * "You win... GAME OVER!"

- After finding all the items of the Fly Trap


 * "Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!."

- After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg (See Der Riese)

Other

 * "Power Levels Critical...shutting down now."

- Starting of the Game (barely audible)


 * "Teleport Successful."

- After Teleporting


 * "Electric Defense Active"

- After Using the Electro-Shock Defenses


 * "You have 25 seconds to link to the main frame."

- After activating a teleporter