User blog:Sgt. S.S./Multiplayer equipment

As a joke, I've made a list of all the things a pro player needs to play CoD multiplayer! (Note: this is a joke, so it may not actually work. Also, the reason I've been gone for a while is that my computer's been laid up with a virus.)

Here they are:
 * 1) Microphone.


 * 1) BradyGames guide for quick reference during play.


 * 1) Litre bottle of Pepsi and Snickers multi-pack.


 * 1) Catheter and bag (for extended Search & Destroy matches).


 * 1) Trucker-strength caffeine pills (see above).


 * 1) Lucky mascot.


 * 1) Stress-ball (for when confronting a player using the MP40).


 * 1) Motivational slogan (i.e. "I'm a l33t h4x0r!")


 * 1) Pizza delivery number.


 * 1) Explanation as to why you can't hang out with your girlfriend.


 * 1) First-aid kit (in case your girlfriend finds out the real reason you're not hanging out with her).


 * 1) Team-mates who will support you - or, at least, not rage-quit two minutes into the game.


 * 1) A positive self-attitude.