User blog:Cpt. Carebear/My most memorable quotes

So, I justed wanted to show you people that I'm not just random on this site, I'm just plain random. Blaim my mother, she tried to throw me off a cliff.....

Anywho, here's just a few of my favorite past quotes that I've blurted out, yelled, screamed, muttered and cried.


 * Leave. Me. Alone. I will punch you in your dick, sis. (To be fair, I was tired, we were roadtripping and she was taking pictures)
 * Essen sie meine schiesse, dirnjehund. (Okay, my German teacher didn't unerstand it...so...yeah...)
 * Yes, we want things that go boom. BIG EXPLOSION, BIG SUCCESS! (Nikolai is an awesome character)
 * OMG! Bug, bug, bug...car....cow...bug...tree....human.....retard.......teacher...hat....COW! (In ag, when we were on the bus)
 * You sing 'The Wheels on the bus' and a wheel from this bus will be scraping the inside of your colon. (Ag, again, friend started singing)
 * Wait, why would you want to go drinking with me....if I'm like this already, think how I'll be drunk. I'll be fucking epic! (Ag, again)
 * I don't understand...is Rihanna trying to piss off PETA by raping a zebra and a lion? (Whilst watching 'Rude Boy')
 * Dude...my wanking arm hurts. (Shooting an air rifle)
 * Ow...now I know how it feels to pull an all nighter. (Day after air-rifle-a-thon)
 * Name this element (AU): Fred. (Science exam)
 * Man, I wish my homework was asexual, so it could do itself.
 * If I hear the words "Silver Chair", "Metallica", "Michael Jackson" and "You suck" in your next sentence, get ready for a flamewar....teach (argument with old Music teacher)
 * Well...no wonder the people in your English class are failling, they have you as a teacher (music teacher again..he misspelt 'baroque')
 * Well...if baroque music is after Reneaissance music...then cheese is before classical. (Music)
 * I flew on a pink unicorn named Charlie, why? (when people ask me, how'd you get here?)
 * Well... If I weigh up the choices, I could live for a thousand years...be either blue, pink or purple...have only daughters and breed with any alien. Why the shit wouldn't I be an asari?
 * I hate you Ghost, you're such a push over, Gaz was way better. (Randomly when I hear Ghost)
 * ......And one time at band camp...I was eating a cookie and a bear came out.
 * Pedo-meter? Oh, shit..yeah. Pedometer. My bad. (In physics, misread pedometer)
 * Wait...nnooo! I want Hayden to wear an extra small, extra pink tu-tu dammit! (In maths)
 * Maybe if I just....no that won't work. I'll burn the freaking block down. (In chemistry...playing with bunsen burner and chemicals)
 * That's what he said (friend said "It's hard and like...stiff", referring to 'turd experiment'(suger and sulfuric acid))
 * sings sulfur by Slipknot*...Sorry teach..little sidetracked, y'know. (Teacher was talking about sulfur)

Just a few, I've got a lot more that I can remember. I've got selective memory, but it's good.