User blog comment:JoePlay/GamePro's Black Ops 101 feature story/@comment-3051712-20101228225600/@comment-3121225-20101229031524

No no no!!! What have you done!? I went back in time to kill John Lennon because if he lives, then Richard Nixon becomes immortal, and John F. Kennedy becomes the owner of the country's most popular/addictive fast food restaraunt! You must stop this threat to the American diet!