User blog:DarkMetroid567/Why the Ray Gun Sucks

Time to hate on the casual gamer's most loved weapon. This is kind of a response to Sporkmasta42's Why the Ray Gun is better than the Thundergun, but I just wanted to express how much I hate the Ray Gun. I thought it would be nice to make a blog post for the first time, so I wanted to make things special.

Here We Gooooooooooooooo!

 * 1) The Ray Gun's rate of fire is so slow I can watch an episode of My Little Pony before killing a zombie.
 * 2) The Ray Gun makes crawlers. Crawlers are the reason I die every game, I just can't see em.
 * 3) They should have made it Semi-Automatic, you could probably fire it faster that way due to the slow rate of fire.
 * 4) It fires so slow, people need to fire it more to be sure they killed the zombie. In other words, it wastes ammo.
 * 5) If I play online, I hear people get orgasms when they get the Ray Gun.
 * 6) If I play online, I get so hated when I get the Ray Gun not that I wanted it.
 * 7) The Ray Gun cannot be reload canceled. It annoys me when I think the magazines (batteries) are in, but then I still see 0 on the HUD as soon as I sprint.
 * 8) People use the Box that gives you a shitty weapon so much to get the Ray Gun, I can't use that shitty box to get a Galil.
 * 9) It's almost impossible to get Headshots, the Red Dot Sight/Holographic Sight on this thing is terrible and disruptive.
 * 10) Automatic firing wastes ammo way too much.
 * 11) The only way I can use this gun is too get Double Tap, but I still waste ammo.
 * 12) People trade the Thundergun for this piece of shit, usually causing us to die.
 * 13) It takes two years for the Ray Gun to kill a zombie.
 * 14) People love this because it's a one-hit kill, but half of those people haven't gone past Round 11.
 * 15) This upgraded garbage is a waste of 5000 points, and is only effective for about 2 more rounds.
 * 16) People think they are so 1337 when they get the Ray Gun, so they don't teleport due to "the awesomest gun ever" and often get themselves killed, leaving the team up to me when I have no ammo.
 * 17) I'd give up a Ray Gun for a CZ75 anyday.
 * 18) If I have a Ray Gun, people won't revive me because they are jealous.
 * 19) When they have a trillion points, they won't pack-a-punch because they think the gun is so 1337, often getting themselves killed, since, well, the Ray Gun sucks.
 * 20) Finally, I shouldn't have to go get nasty prune juice just so a gun doesn't kill me.

'What can I say? The Ray Gun is garbage.'