User blog:Shepherd's ghost/n00b tactics

many times per game, we all come across n00bs. these n00bs, spelled with zeroes, are perfectly competent players who decide to resort to 4-year-old tactics to get unfair kills. please do not spell them as newbs, because a newb is someone who is new to the game and doesnt have much experience, in all senses of the word. i know one of my least favorite n00b tactics is when 2 players run along together and attack you. you can either wound them both or kill one, but the other will always kill you. so what are our least favorite n00b tactics