User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/My epic fail/@comment-3165670-20100222083328

wow. you should have yelled TAX collectors instead. would have been funnier.

At work, I was in Russia on another trip, and while taking the normal route from New York - Canada-Alaska-Alaskan Islands- Sea- Russia (Takes some time, but I get to avoid the Feds this way) One of the guys I'm traveling with in Canada decides to open the door while we're going some 100 miles an hour to "Take a quick piss"

Fell out, ended up busting his arm and rib. I didn't know whether to laugh, facepalm, or actually stop the car to help him.