Shangri-La/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Shangri-La.

Starting a Match
'''"Ugh we have same objective again, I'm getting tired of this, you know you guys NEVER give the community what they want!"

- Upon spawning. '''

'''"Light's are out, Perk-a-cola machines are out, the zombies aren't here yet, guess that means we gotta turn on the power."

- At the beginning of a match '''

'''"Power's out...wait, does power even make sense in an ancient temple? Seriously, Treyarch? SERIOUSLY?!."

- At the beginning of a match '''

'''"Power's out, then again, why is there power in an ancient temple? FUCK YOU TREYARCH!"

- At the beginning of a match '''

'''"Finally, we're out of that damn closet"

- Upon spawning. Reference to the Original Characters Trapped easter egg. '''

'''"No power. (yawn) I'm so bored of this quote, unquote objective that I can't even complain anymore."

- At the beginning of the match '''

Zombie
"Cover your ears, shriek-bag!"

- After a Shrieker Zombie spawns

"No dice, scutterbags. You Die!"

- after getting a Spikemore kill.

"Ka-Boom!"

- after shooting an zombie with an Olympia.

"DIE! DIE!"

- After killing a bunch of zombies

"FREAKS!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Crap! My ears are bleeding!"

- After Shrieker Zombie spawns

"Baaa-Bloee! Nice."

- After getting an explosive kill

"You hear that? We got a Flamer on the way!"

- After a Napalm Zombie spawns

"You see that?! There's brains all over the place! (Laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill "Fly, zombags, fly!"

- After getting an explosive kill

Weapon
"Winning!"

- When obtaining a "good gun" from the box, an obvious reference to Charlie Sheen.

"Yeah! Fun for the whole family!"

- After obtaining the M72 Law from the Mystery Box

"Alright zombies, it's time to meet your maker...well the first maker...not Richtofen."

- Said when receiving a high damage weapon from the mystery box. (A reference to how Richtofen helped create the zombies and hinting that Dempsey is recovering from 115)

No Ammo
"If I run outa ammo I'm kickin' your ass, player. Notice I didn't say shoot...cause I need FUCKIN' AMMO FOR THAT!"

- Said when out of ammo

"Hey player, you got about 20 seconds before I show up in your living room and have a few words with you...or until I say another out of ammo line...get the picture yet!?"

- Said when ammo runs out

"I better start looking for some lead."

- After having low ammo

"No ammo? This freakin' sucks."

- After having no ammo in a gun

"Time to get some juice for this gun. I'm out!"

- When having no ammo

Perk-a-Cola
"Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Jugger-Girl, I think I love you."

- After drinking Juggernog

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Gah! My knee caps!"

- After being attacked by a crawler

"Where the hell were you when I went down?"

- After being revived

"I didn't say we could snuggle!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently touched him

"Get off of me Cupcake"

- After killing a female zombie the recently touched him

"Shit, when the hell is Treyarch gonna invent some goddamn shin-guards!"

- When attacked by a crawler

"Ah! My ass!"

- When getting hit by the Punji Stakes

Utilities/Landmarks
"Yahoo!"

- When using Geyser

"I'm flyin'!"

- After using the Geyser

"Okay, that's slightly annoying."

- When walking through the mud pit

"Aw, I bet poor Nikolai would get lost in here."

- When entering the mudpit

"Cool. Haha, this is new."

- When walking through the mud pit

Miscellaneous
"Oh screw you! I've killed so many zombies, you'd think this crap oughta be free now"

- When not having enough points for a weapon/door.

Starting a Match
"What would we do if the power was already on? Yeah. I know, I know. Never going to happen."

- After starting a match

"Eh, but it was nice break, no?"

- After starting a match, responding to Dempsey's quote about the "closet".

"Who needs power when you have vodka?! Don't answer that."

- After starting a match

"I have been wearing same pair of underwear for two years now! Oh, and power's out."

- After starting a match

Zombie
"I can use you for my train set."

- When shrinking zombies with the 31-79 JGb215

"Pieces be with you!"

- After getting an explosive kill (Pun of the phrase "Peace be with you)

"This party's really dead!"

- After scoring multiple kills

"Enjoy Hell!"

- When killing a zombie.

"How dare you touch Nikolai! I just bathed for first time!"

- After killing a zombie that recently touched him

"Never touch drunk Russion, hellpig!"

- After killing a zombie that recently touched him

"My sister is more dangerous than you!"

- After killing a female zombie that recently hit him

"Is my vodka okay? Phew! That would have been bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Ba-boom! (Laughing which turns to choking) Ugh, I just inhaled some zombie."

- After getting an explosive kill

"Its snowing hellspawn!"

- After getting explosive kill

"It's like firework show, only with blood and zombies."

- After getting explosive kill

"He looks like my brother-in-law! I should probably kill him, too."

- After a Shrieker zombie spawns

"That arm comes right off, doesn't it?"

- After shooting off a zombie's arm

"Oh, good, it's small now!"

- After shrinking a zombie

Weapon
"Hey, look a new toy."

- When getting the Spikemore

"Hey, zombies! Get back!"

- After getting a weapon from the Mystery Box

"Good! Now I can be lazy sniper for once!"

- After getting a sniper rifle out of the Mystery Box or M14 off the wall

"Great, Nikolai can kill 50 zombies now!"

- After buying the Stakeout

"You could say this day is going to be explosive,...aw, screw it."

- After getting the Crossbow from the Mystery Box

"Why would I want to make it smaller?"

- After getting the 31-79 JGb215 from the Mystery Box

"Because of fourth wife I like pump-action best."

- After getting Stakeout

No Ammo
"Okay, no ammo. But I do have plenty of vodka. Things are looking up for Nikolai!"

- After having no ammo

"Hey, zombies! Can you please go attack someone else for a while?"

- After having no ammo

"I need one of those floating, green, ammo container thingys!"

- After having no ammo (Referring to a max ammo drop).

"Okay, Nikolai, find some ammo. Easy!"

- When having no ammo

"Vodka for ammo? Anyone? No? Good."

- When having no ammo

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"(Awkwardly) I am thanking you, for all this, good help, you are giving to me."

- After being revived

"Oh. You needed help? I was just taking nap after killing billions of zombies and...you're walking away. Okay. That's fine."

- After being revived

"Ow, my shins!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow! My shin really hurts now!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow, my balls!"

- After getting hit with the punji sticks

"My ass! My beautiful ass!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"Ohhh, I think it scratched me!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Oh! I won't be able to sit for weeks!"

- After getting hit with the punji spikes

"What? Oh, I was just looking for vodka bottle, it, it dropped on ground, see?"

- After being revived

"Oh, it almost made me woman!"

- When getting hit by a crawler.

"Ow! I hate crawlers!"

- After being scratched by a crawler

"Get out of here, crawling hellpig!"

- After getting hit by crawler

Utilities/Landmarks
"Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!"

- After using the geyser

"Russians don't like flying!"

- After using the geyser

"I think it was left. No, no, right! Oh, God, I have trouble walking in straight line!"

- After walking through mud maze

"Wh-What? Did I just pass out?"

- After moving through maze pit

"(Feminine scream) That was too close to my hammer and sickle!"

- After going through Punji Spikes (Reference to Soviet Union flag)

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!"

- When using the minecart

"Phew! Russians do not like being impaled!"

- After going past the Punji Spikes "Wheeee! (Russian singing)"

- When taking the Water Slide

Perk-a-Cola
"Ugh, vodka and fish do not mix."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"Guh, I feel muscle-ly all over. Almost as good as vodka!"

- After drinking Jugger-Nog

"Am I supposed to drink this or eat it?"

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Wooo! That is a spicy drink! Let's hope it doesn't come out that way!"

- After drinking Speed Cola

Power-Ups
"Good, I needed a break. Anyone else want a shot?!"

- After getting a Nuke

"BOOM zombies!"

- After getting a Nuke

Pack-a-Punch
"One of these days, we'll teleport to vodka factory."

- Said while Pack-a-Punching

Miscellaneous
"Sweet music! Dempsey, let's dance!"

- After activiating the hidden song

"Takeo, you're a horrible dancer. My second wife dance better than you, and she's dead! Why is he running away?"

- Seeing Takeo run away

Starting a Match
"We have arrived at the Ancient Temple that needs power turned on...highly suspect."

- After starting a match

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So, we must get the power on...again."

- After starting a match

"You do not need psychic powers to know what we must start with: the power switch!"

- After starting a match

"Let me guess, we have to turn on the power...again!"

- After starting a match

Weapons
"The quality of the gun, is not decided by it's design. But by the motherfucker who uses it!"

- Getting a crappy gun from the box.

"Ah look at this! FULL-AUTO-HONOR!"

- Getting a machine gun.

"I need bullets like yesterday!"

- Getting low on ammunition

"I am bringin' the boom!"

- Getting a Launcher.

"Lets get dirty"

- Buying the Bowie Knife.

"Hmm buying a Knife instead of a Katana!?"

- Buying the Bowie Knife.

"I will destroy their souls!"

- Getting the Raygun.

"Ah, I return to basics."

- Getting a Sniper Rifle

"Somebody wanna give Takeo a new mag?"

- Getting low on ammunition.

"Better then a pistol, at least."

- Getting a SMG.

"Fast rate of fire, great damage, highly accurate."

- Getting a SMG.

"Ah, I have been blessed with the AK-74u."

- Buying the AK-74u

"The AK-74u. A great weapon!"

- Buying the AK-74u.

"Buckshot of honor!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"Time to SPREAD the love!"

- Getting a shotgun.

"HEAVY!"

- Getting a LMG.

Monkeys
"My stuff.. What the Fuck!?"

- Seeing a Zombie Monkey stealing a Power UP.

"That thieving monkey has our goods, after him!"

- Seeing a Zombie Monkey stealing a Power UP.

"Stealing, always leads to bad end."

- Killing a Zombie Monkey.

Zombie
"Fear the laugh of the honourable!"

- Killing a Shrieker.

"Spawn Flame is near, be wary."

- Seeing a Napalm Zombie spawn.

"Your flame is no-more!"

- Killing a Napalm Zombie

"That sound.. be wary"

- Seeing a Shrieker spawn.

"I am just getting warmed up!"

- When killing lots of zombies

"The line will be drawn HERE!"

- Killing lots of zombies

"Gahhhh!"

- After getting a knife kill

"Hands off, you rotten sack of bones!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Never touch Takeo!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hurt him

"Begone foul creature!"

- When killing a zombie

Utilities/Landmarks
"I have water in my dark place!"

- Using the Geyser

"I once killed men on the waterfall, it was a good day."

- Upon reaching the Water Fall

"Hmm, reminds me of Mount Fuji"

- Upon reaching the Water Fall

"I fly in air! Like a bird! A warrior bird!"

- Using the Geyser

"If money is required, then money I shall find."

- After trying to buy a door without enough money

"Hmm it's no Lunar Lander, but it will suffice"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"When was the last time this was used?"

- Discovering the Mine Cart

"FOR HONOOOOUR!"

- Using the Water Slide

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Using the Water Slide

"Whats that singing? Nikki that you?"

- Using the Minecart.

"Hmph, an easter egg not so hard this time.. oh it's just the Power Switch."

- Turning on the power

"I have solved the power problem"

- Turning on the power

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Aww that hurts!"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

"That pains me! In my dark place"

- Getting hit by the Punji Spikes

Perk-a-Cola
"I do not care about money. Just give me cola."

- After trying to buy a Perk-A-Cola without enough money

"Mmm, my favorite."

- After drinking Quick Revive

"I feel so strong, and fierce."

- After drinking Juggernog

"I can go all-night with this"

- After drinking Stamin Up

"Cowboy-up-honor"

- After drinking Double Tap

"Speed Cola, is a happy day."

- After drinking Speed Cola

Power-Up
"Double points or double time."

- After getting Double Points

"Let's do this!"

- After getting Double Points

"Good timing, I was getting dry."

- After getting a Max Ammo

"DEVASTATION!"

- After getting a Nuke

Pack-a-Punch
"Tank seems to be waking up. Slowly but surely."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch (A reference to how Takeo was the first one to recover from 115)

"How dare you make Takeo wait!?"

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"You have the guts to let Takeo wait!?"

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"I'll take it!"

- Getting his upgraded gun.

"My hands, sweat with anticipation."

- Upon using Pack-a-Punch

"Let the games, begin!"

- Upon getting his upgraded weapon.

Starting a Match
"This place has power? Neat-o!"

- After beginning a match

"We have arrived in an ancient temple, that has a power switch. that's a weird combo."

- After beginning a match

"Power power power, where is the power?"

- Upon beginning a match

"Hello? We're here! Now to make it to the switch to start the fun"

- Upon beginning a match

Zombie
"Ack! Bad demon! Bad!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"NO TOUCHY!"

- After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Gahaha! Glorious!"

- After getting an explosive kill

"Itty bitty bits are everywhere! (Demented laughing)"

- After getting an explosive kill

"I made you small, like Dempsey's brain!"

- After shrinking a zombie with the 31-79 JGb215

"What mutation causes a fire zombie?"

- Upon seeing a Napalm Zombie

"Mother? Is that you? I didn't do it!"

- Upon seeing a Shrieker Zombie

"NEIN MONKEY! MINE!"

- Upon killing a monkey zombie that took a power up

Weapon
"(Angry) BOX!...(normal) I hate you."

- After trying to buy the Mystery Box without enough points

"This is a rifle, not just a gun, I use it to kill, and it's so much fun!"

- After getting a sniper rifle

"Sniping is an art of which I am a master"

- After getting a Sniper Rifle

"Hmmm. A shotgun."

- After getting a shotgun

"I didn't know Maxis was making this."

- When getting the 31-79 JGb215

No Ammo
"I can't have fun with no ammo for my gun!...ah, a poet (very quietly), didn't know it."

- When out of ammo

"I AM OUT OF AMMO!"

- When out of ammo

"The more I kill the more ammo I need...This is obvious"

- When out of ammo

"I NEED MORE AMMO!"

- When out of ammo

Utilities/Landmarks
"(In a happy tone)Reminds me of my childhood. (In an angry tone) Stop talking to me!"

- After noticing the mine cart

"(Quietly)The voices.. (Slight Scream) Ahh the voices!"

- When using the Minecart

"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."

- After noticing water fall by MP5K

"So very confusing."

- Upon entering the Mudpit

"Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaa Wooooooooooo!"

- When using the Water Slide

"Weee! I feel so high!"

- When using the Geyser

"Oh spikey love!"

- After using the Punji Stakes

"It's so slippery, and wet, and fun! Just like you, Nikolai!"

- When using the Water Slide

"I was conceived in a Mine Cart. No, wait, it was a lab."

- Upon finding the Mine Cart

"I HATE TRAINS!!"

- Said when riding a minecart

"Nein..."

- When seeing the Punji Stakes.

"Everyone, the power is now on!"

- After turning on the power.

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"They can't kill the doctor!"

- After being revived

"Help me Nikolai!"

- After being swarmed by zombies

"OW! MY BACKSIDE!"

- After being hit by punji stakes

"(Screams in pain) Oh, that's good, that's okay, buy me dinner next time."

- After being hit by punji stakes

"Nein! (German for 'no')"

- After noticing the Punji Spikes

Perks
"WHY! Why do you taste so BAD!?"

- After buying Quick Revive

"Now their heads will be mine!"

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"Juggernog! My favorite!"

- After buying Juggernog