User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-1627289-20091210112305

When, for your WWII essay, you're research is WAW and you exclaim at the end that Nazis designed the Raygun, the Wundewaffe-DG2 and Nazi and Imperial Zombies. I did, I got an A-, mudak marked me down for the nazi part.
 * When your tempted to wear your cousin's hunting suit to school for a freedress. You consider the option and reject because a woodland outfit would be better suited.
 * When you don on your cousin's hunting suit (ghillie suit) and you hide at the ag farm (farm at school with cattle and stuff) and you wait silently while a nooby grade 8 or a cow walks up to you and you scare the living shite out of them.
 * When your gym teacher requests you to climb the rope and you say, "Sir, but in the army they rope down, not up."
 * When you DON'T want to become an astrunaunt because of what happened to Sat1
 * You ask your friends who Sat1 is, they ask you who Taylor Lautner is and you say "Fuck off."
 * When your history teacher starts telling you about Visili Zaychez (my spelling's not to good today, last day of school) and how many people he killed, then you say, "But, sir, I'm pretty sure Visili Ivanovich Koslov got more." And then the whole class stares at you for actually pronouncing a Russian name correctly.
 * When you tell your friend you have a crush on Vladimir Makarov, and you tell them all about him, they give you a what the fuck look and you say, "Honey, at least he's a person, vampires don't exsist, they never have nor will they ever. It's impractical, and besides shining in sunlight is like a sniper with a purple ghillie suit.
 * When you willing go hunting with your cousins even though your mother is horrified, your sisters are confused and your dad is happy. Even though you're a girl.
 * When you beat your brother in a BB gun duck shooting competition and you say, "Yeah, bitch, I'm like MacMillan." Then he says, "You're more like Price."
 * When you tell people to settle their differences online.
 * When your PE teacher tells you that you're going to play capture the flag and you ask, "Where's the guns? And where are we playing? Highrise?"
 * You watch shows such as NCIS, NCIS: LA, Generation Kill and more just to see if anyone uses a noob tube, Brad on GK does.
 * When you choose to use swears words such as "bollocks", "mudak", and a few others to confuse those around you.
 * When your gamer tag is pwny.
 * When you see a bomb squad guy and you yell, "Run, Jug's got a freaking LMG and he's gonna poon us all!" (Poon is a word that my grade uses, similar to own/shutdown, commonly used in 'yo mama' fights around here)
 * When you see a guy on TV trying to be sneaky and kill someone then you say, "MacMillan would have done that and said 'oi suzi' at the same time."

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