User blog:Jar teh marksman/Corrupted Christmas

To the tune of "A Holly Jolly Christmas" By Burl Ives 

lol, this is probably going to fail :p

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Have a very scary Christmas,

it's what it sounds to be.

Instead of snow, there's chocolate rain,

and there's chaos from land to sea.

Have a very scary Christmas.

And when you walk down the street,

say "Good-bye" to your sanity

and anyone else you know.

Ho, Ho!

The Harmony!

Gone where you can't see.

Your princess won't wait for you,

now say "Hi", to me.

Have a very scary Christmas,

I will always be somewhere near.

Oh, why the Canterlot Terrace

it just feels like Paris,

to me.

You won't have fun this Christmas,

I'll make it the worst time of year.

*musical interlude*

You can't afford to miss this,

it's this you want to see.

Say "Hello" to your amigo,

and she'll ignore you and me.

Oh, oh!

You have to know!

About the Christmas tree!

It's, floating, upside down...

Thanks only to me.

Have a very scary Christmas,

I will always be somewhere near.

Oh, why the Canterlot Terrace

it just feels like Paris,

to me.

