User blog comment:Darthkenobi0/Crazy Shit We Do!/@comment-1627289-20100503040627

I was playing rock, paper, scissors with a friend. She kept going scissors, I kept going rock (and winning). She, the next time, went paper, I went scissors, I lost and punched her in the arm.

Got in trouble in physics for answering the question: Who is Sir Isaac Newton? With: The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space!

Almost got sent to detention because I made fun of Silver Chair, calling them 'fags who wouldn't tell the difference between their own face and a monkeys arse.' Damn music teacher/fanboy.

Got sent home for wearing my uncle's hunting gear to school. Damn teacher.