Forum:How the wiki died

How the Wiki Died a humourous story by Sgt. S.S.

One day, a super ub3r 1337 person called Sgt. S.S. decided to go on to Wikia to check out what was happening, and to make some more ub3r 1337 edits. He decided to start with the CoD Wiki.

When he got there, however, he made a horrifying discovery - the wiki had been overrun with n00bs! Everywhere he looked, there were n00bs running wild on the wiki - trolls, tryhards, and even - gulp - Battlefield fanboys. Something had to be done!

Sgt. S.S. immediately ran to the IRC channel. "Hey, guys, the wiki is full of n00bs! WTF is this bullshit?"

He soon got a reply: "itz mucch kooler diz waeaey broski we onle ansower 2 da nubby tryangle nows!!!111!!!"

Sgt. S.S. was shocked! "What is this 'nubby triangle'?"

"go 2 de mayn paeage nd ull find owt!!!! OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

S.S. hurried to the main page. And, sure enough, there they were.

The nub, the brony, and the Pokemon. The Nubby Triangle.

Sgt. S.S. went to the War Room and said, "Nubby Triangle, thy days do be numbered! I shall strike thee down, and reclaim my once-proud wiki and build her up once more from the ashes!"

The Nubby Triangle replied, "HAH! Our nubby powers are waaaaaay too strong to be defeated by the likes of YOU!"

"We shall see, my friends. We shall see."

Sgt. S.S. ran to Paris, France. "Hey, President Sarkozy, I need your help. The guys on the CoD Wiki are total nubs, and I need to borrow a nuclear missile so I can stop them."

Sarkozy was outraged. "Mon Dieu! Typical American arrogance. Our fair France did not fight for a full two months in World War II to put up with this kind of shit! Of course you may use one of our missiles, mon ami. Bonne Chance, Sgt. S.S.!"

So, Sgt. S.S. fired the nuke at the US, and obliterated Wikia's servers with it, taking out the Nubby Triangle once and for all!

"HAHAHA! I told you I'd get you, you nubs!" Sgt. S.S. yelled triumphantly.

"Uhm, dude?" This was another voice. "You blew up all of Wikia's servers. You've ruined your chances of finding some quality info on Resistance 3, you moron!"

So Sgt. S.S. was like, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU", killed everyone on earth by setting off World War III with the rest of the French nukes, amd ran away to live in Equestria.

The End