User blog comment:Imrlybord7/I almost died about an hour ago./@comment-1367054-20100407005820

I have one of the scariest near-death experiences, unfortunately I can't tell you guys :( not yet at least. I'm kind of like Carebear, got two best friends, close to their girlfriends, and a few of their friends, but I'm pretty friendly with most of the kids at school.

I can honestly stay I've almost hacked several limbs off with axes, and related incidents.