Der Riese/Quotes

Quotes from the Nazi Zombies map Der Riese.

Dempsey

 * "Let's get this done..."

- Unknown, possibly when starting a game


 * "Bring it, freak bags!"

- Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies


 * "That was SWEET!"

- After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up


 * "Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"

- Starting a game


 * "They're swarming! Look out!"

- Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies


 * "Eat it, gut bags!"

- Knifing a zombie


 * "This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"

- Random, probably when killing many zombies


 * "OWNED!"

- After stabbing a zombie behind a window, Headshot at CLOSE range.


 * "Everything burns!"

- After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker).


 * "Time to cut these brainbags!"

- After getting the Bowie Knife


 * "K.I.A., Maggot sack!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Can't touch this!"

- After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)


 * "JUUUIIICE!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Much appreciated!"

- After getting a Max Ammo


 * "Line 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Rack 'em up!"

- After getting a Double Points pick-up


 * "Gotta round up some rounds..."

- After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon


 * "Suck it!"

- Randomly while killing zombies


 * "Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"

- Getting a headshot


 * "Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"

- Getting a headshot.


 * "I told you I'm not on the menu!"

- After killing a zombie that hit him.


 * "Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Oorah! (Demonic tone)"

- After getting the Carpenter pick-up


 * "Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"

- Getting a knife streak


 * "Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"

- After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup


 * "Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."

- When walking up to the pack a punch machine


 * "*sigh* These Wunder-Waffles, Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."

- Randomly.


 * "Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"

- After approaching a teleporter


 * "This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"

- After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine


 * "Where's that mainframe again?"

- When near a deactivated teleporter


 * "I don't think it was using that anyway."

- After getting a headshot


 * "Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb


 * "Time to shock some meatbag ass!"

- After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.


 * "Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"

- After Headshoting from long range.


 * "I must have slipped"

- after being revived


 * "Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"

- Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb


 * "Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"

- after getting a kill streak


 * "I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"

- after getting a knife streak


 * "I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."

- Random, possibly only when standing still for a period of time.


 * "Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."

- After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind


 * "Couldn't live without me, huh?"

- After being revived


 * {{quote|hey we need a clean up in aisle 4|getting a few head shots

Nikolai

 * "I need a fucking perk. Let's go get the power back on."

- At the beginning of the game.


 * "Ugh, I feel like I will throw up.."

- After using a teleporter


 * "Zombies! We gotta to move!"


 * "Good, that song was driving me nuts!"

- After watching a Monkey Bomb explode


 * "Die, Hell-pig!"

- After knifing a zombie.


 * "Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."

- After teleporting


 * "Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."

- Random, after killing zombies


 * "Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

- After getting a teddy bear


 * "Use it well Tank. Use it well."

- After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "Only man and wife should be so close!"

- After killing a zombie that has hit him


 * "Perhaps you are of use."

- After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey


 * "Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."

- After dismembering a zombie's arm


 * "FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"

- Randomly


 * "This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know."

- After killing a zombie


 * "I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

- After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia).


 * "In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."

- After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up


 * "Someone is not sharing their ammo..."

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Is that a new pet, American?"

- When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb.


 * "Can someone open the door to the cool gadgets?"

- When near a closed door with insufficient points.


 * "I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."

- After getting the hammer pickup.


 * "Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"

- Knife/shooting un-operated pack-a-punch.


 * "The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."

- At the start of a hellround.


 * "Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."

- When getting a shotgun. &lt;/noinclude&gt;

Takeo

 * "This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"

- Planting Bouncing Betties


 * "You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"

- Said when Nikolai gets downed


 * "My gun is empty just like Dempsey's head"

- said when out of ammo

"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two"

- Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb


 * "The spirits are toying with us."

- At the start of a Hellround.


 * "My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"

- After being revived


 * "The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"

- After killing a group of zombies


 * "Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."

- After killng a zombie with an SMG


 * "Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."

- After getting the Teddy Bear in the random weapon box


 * "Ah the little warrior."

- After getting a monkey bomb from the Toy Box


 * "One less appendage..."

- After gibbing a zombie

Richtofen

 * "This must be how Dempsey's Mother felt when she gave birth!"

- While being on the floor, needing to be revived.


 * "A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."

- In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous


 * "There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."

- At the beginning of the game.


 * "Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"

- After gibbing a zombie.


 * "You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "I require more money!"

- After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.


 * "There is NOTHING left!"

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"

- After getting a headshot.


 * "Rest in peace, my little undead friend."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"

- Being overwhelmed by a large group of zombies


 * "Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"

- After Nikolai comments on the zombies.


 * "Play ze cymbals of death my little monkey friend."

- After getting the Monkey Bomb.


 * "We will not fail!"

- Being overwhelmed by a large group of zombies.


 * "Zombie was rude to ze doctor. Zombie paid the price."

- After killing a zombie.


 * "I need bullets to continue my work!"

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"

- After getting the Monkey Bomb.


 * "Maybe you move it because... you like me?"

- After getting a teddy bear in the box.


 * "I am useless!"

- After running out of ammo.


 * "Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"

- After Nikolai gets a kill.


 * "Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this Strange device?"

- After finding a teleporter.


 * "The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"

- Killing a zombie


 * "We need to link it to the mainframe, I mean this is so confusing!"

- After activating the teleporter for the first time


 * "I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"

- Said when purchasing a Bowie Knife


 * "I'd love to bathe naked in your blood!"

- After killing a zombie.


 * "E-e-e-dwa-a-a-rd, your head."

- After getting a headshot.

Note: This may be a reference to Doctor Maxis' assistant Edward.


 * "Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"

- After seeing an explosion via the Monkey bomb ,