Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

A SMG must be Sarahs

Weapons
"No more miss nice gal"

- Upon buying a Olympia (A possible reference to Alice Cooper's song "No more Mr. Nice Guy")

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

- Upon getting a SMG.(Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

- Upon getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"This gun is bigger than me!"

- Upon receiving a Death Machine

Pack-a-Punch
""Hey, that Raygun kinda looks like... oh I get it. Mature, real mature.""

- When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun

George A. Romero
"Okay George, take it easy."

- When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

Easter Egg
"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while were busy fighting zombies."

- First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

- Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

- When all bottles have been given to the crew.

Downed/Revived
"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait,...other way around."

- When revived

Water
"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

- When freezing in water.

Perk-a-Cola
"First one to make a joke about Juggs gets a slap in the face."

- After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh..eh kind of got a fishy taste to it."

- After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that!?"

- After receiving Speed Cola.

"This tastes like Prunes.... old prunes."

- After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger
"Hey, I can see my house from here."

- From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

- From using the Flinger.

Miscellaneous
"No bullets? No chance."

- When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

- When out of ammunition.

"I am so not dressed for this!"

- Random reaction to the weather.

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

- Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

- Attempting to buy weapon or door without enough money

Beginning a Match
"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

- Said when beginning a match (Note: the line "that would be a good start" is normally lost due to George's entrance)

Zombies
"That's a good Georgie. Don't you bite anyone now."

- When near calm George

"Wheres my glove when I need it."

- When in the presence of a group zombies.

"Keep dying!"

- After multiple kills

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

- When scoring multiple kills

"Aw man! Who said you could run?!"

- When zombies begin to all-out sprint

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

- Said after multiple kills (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"I used something else to slash"

- Upon using the knife to kill a Zombie.(Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

Weapons
"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

- Upon buying an M14.

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone)I would be happy to keep my distance."

- After buying M14

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilated Gizmo?""

- After buying SMG off the wall

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

- Upon receiving the Sickle

Perk-A-Cola
"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

- After drinking Quick Revive

Water
"Well, at least it's not fire."

- When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Kruegar's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

- Said when in the water too long

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

- After walking in water

Weather
"Ah, that's better...now we can see. Eh,...I kinda liked it better when I couldn't."

- When weather clears up

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

- Randomly said when weather clears up

Power-Ups
"Man and death machine!"

- After recieving a Death Machine

"Not a moment too soon!"

- After recieving Max Ammo

Miscellaneous
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Randomly said after completing a round

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

- After finding the hidden song

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

- When out of ammo

"Aww, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money (May be reference to similar JFK quote in "Five")

Zombies
"I fucking broke you!"

- Upon getting a kill

Weapons
"Now this is the kind of shit we need"

- When buying an SMG

Water
"Man, this will freeze your huevos (balls) right off."

- When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

- When freezing in water.

George A. Romero
"It's working! He's calming down."

- When luring George into the water.

Zombies
"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

- When getting a kill

"Guess you forgot to count your Chickens before they hatched!"

- Upon killing a group of Zombies

Weapons
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

- Getting a LMG.

Mystery Box
"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

- Upon getting a TeddyBear out of the box.

Pack-a-Punch
"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

Flinger
"Holy Shiiit!"

- Upon using the Flinger.

George A. Romero
"As much as I hate to say it... but George has probably turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean."

- Beginning a match.

Miscellaneous
"I've got a Champagne taste with a Beer pocket!"

- When attempting to buy a door with not enough points.

"I already survived one apocalypse I don't need another."

- Said randomly (probably a reference to Walking Dead)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

- Said randomly

Weather
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing"

- When the weather is changing. (Possibly a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"People! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

- When the weather is changing.

George A. Romero
"I see you!"

- Upon seeing the player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

- Upon seeing the player

"Come here, I just want to give you a hug""

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!!!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"No threat here!"

- When not seeing the player.

"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I thought we were friends!"

- When berserk

"Aww, don't run away."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

- Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"Who's name's above the title?"

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

- Upon watching a player run away.