Zombies in Spaceland/Quotes

Willard Wyler

 * "Cut! That's a wrap people!"
 * "Worst. Death scene. EVER. Back to one, places everybody."
 * "You'll never work in this town again."
 * "Next time, you need to cry on cue, and die on cue."
 * "That performance makes me want you to be a better actor."
 * "Congratulations! You've clenched the nomination for lamest death scene in a horror movie. I'm so proud."
 * "Oh my, I'm afraid this one is bound for an early digital release."
 * "Oh! How far the star has fallen!"
 * "You can't even die believably! I have had a mind to recast you."
 * "Stop messing up my 'MASTERPIECE'."
 * "Continue bleeding. More bleeding. More bleeding. And, scene."
 * "The only convincing part of that performance was when you died, and if it wasn't for the gallons of your blood spilled everywhere, I don't think I would have even believed that!"
 * "Thank you for ending your woefully mind-numbing performance."
 * "You call that acting? You couldn't act yourself out of a paper bag. TRY AGAIN."
 * "Clearly there was some mixup with the casting director, because I was under the impression I was working with real actors! AND NOT THE REJECTS from an elementary SCHOOL PLAY."
 * "Hm. How can I put this... You're as dead AS YOUR CAREER."
 * "Bravo. A truly uninspired performance worthy of softcore porn or CABLE NETWORK SITCOMS."
 * "Auditions for the hemorrhoid commercials are next week."
 * "Why am I always stuck working with amateurs?!"
 * "The best thing about your performance was that IT ENDED. So I guess you got that part right."
 * "You missed all your cues and flopped every line that came out of that garbage hole you call a mouth, other than that, you did great."
 * "Perhaps next time you'll STICK TO THE SCRIPT."
 * "I don't pay you to think. I don't pay you to act. In fact, I don't pay you at all! Which is why this arrangement worked so well, and why I'm still alive and you are dead."
 * "You remind me of the cast that auditioned before you, they couldn't ACT EITHER."
 * "Stars are not. Born. In arcades."
 * "All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
 * "Clearly there was some mixup with the casting director, because I was under the impression I was working with real actors! AND NOT THE REJECTS from an elementary SCHOOL PLAY."
 * "Hm. How can I put this... You're as dead AS YOUR CAREER."
 * "Bravo. A truly uninspired performance worthy of softcore porn or CABLE NETWORK SITCOMS."
 * "Auditions for the hemorrhoid commercials are next week."
 * "Why am I always stuck working with amateurs?!"
 * "The best thing about your performance was that IT ENDED. So I guess you got that part right."
 * "You missed all your cues and flopped every line that came out of that garbage hole you call a mouth, other than that, you did great."
 * "Perhaps next time you'll STICK TO THE SCRIPT."
 * "I don't pay you to think. I don't pay you to act. In fact, I don't pay you at all! Which is why this arrangement worked so well, and why I'm still alive and you are dead."
 * "You remind me of the cast that auditioned before you, they couldn't ACT EITHER."
 * "Stars are not. Born. In arcades."
 * "All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
 * "You missed all your cues and flopped every line that came out of that garbage hole you call a mouth, other than that, you did great."
 * "Perhaps next time you'll STICK TO THE SCRIPT."
 * "I don't pay you to think. I don't pay you to act. In fact, I don't pay you at all! Which is why this arrangement worked so well, and why I'm still alive and you are dead."
 * "You remind me of the cast that auditioned before you, they couldn't ACT EITHER."
 * "Stars are not. Born. In arcades."
 * "All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
 * "Stars are not. Born. In arcades."
 * "All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
 * "All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
 * "You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."