User:Cpt. Carebear

Hey guys, I'm Cpt. Carebear! Don't ask my why I picked the name, I don't even remember why to be honest. Here's a little bit about me.

' Warning, this is my page. Read what it says in bold (except for the quotes part, that's just a fact) because I mean what I say. For christ sake, if I get one more effing message saying I'm a girl I swear to Seth (Egyptian God of the underworld for those history noobs) that I will hunt you down (EVEN IF YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD) and I will seriously get pissed. '

' Whoopdidoo a girl plays FPS, listens to heavy metal and HATES Twilight, JoBros, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga with a passion, so shoot me and call me a statistic. '

Here's just a bit about my life: I am a half Aboriginal Australia half Caucasian Australia who lives in a town with very few mixed racial groups. I never really (nor do I) fit in with any particular group of people; I don't usually hang around with other Aboriginals nor do I tend to hang around 'white' Australians (I do not use that in a discriminatory way), I only hang around with about five close friends and then my CoD friends which are about....3 guys. Now I'll discuss the differences between Australia and America (just to help you understand us):


 * 1) Australia has bogans, America has rednecks (pretty much the same, gun toating... We're not God-fearing though, not really educated scum of the Nation, the ones that either don't vote or just don't know how)
 * 2) In Australia you have to vote, though some people don't.
 * 3) We have Cricket, and yes, as do the Poms, Indians, Sri Lankins and many other countries. Don't ask me about it because I don't have a clue how to play it.....
 * 4) America has alegators and caymen, we have Salt water Crocs and Fresh water crocs....the difference being, oh, about three or four hundred centimetres (and about two hundred kilos).
 * 5) We use kilometres, kilos and basically anything with the prefex kilo. I don't understand your metric system (nor do I intend to.)
 * 6) America start the mullet, for some reason we ended up with it (fuck you Billy Ray Cyrus).
 * 7) We swear alot, so do you....yay! We have something in common.
 * Yes, we are about a tenth of the size of America, but we chose were we live carefully. On an island in the middle of nowhere, suck on the exotic pests and diseases.
 * 1) Bunny wabbits may be cute where you live, but where I live they are disease infested (possibly inbred), ratty looking browing things (which resembles a turd if you look through a hunting scope) that attack food crops. They also make good pig hunting dog training.
 * 2) The famous Australian horse Phar Lap was not born in Australia, he was born in New Zealand.
 * 3) Many people do not own native wildlife (though a friend does own a blue tounge lizard).
 * 4) BBQ is not a food here, it is what you cook food on.
 * 5) No one cares about Steve Irwin anymore, seriously, no one does.
 * 6) We hate Britney Spears (I'm not joking, they like...walked out on here first Australian tour...haha)
 * 7) Australia's nicknames are as follows: Aus...it's not Oz (that is a place where a wizard lives.)
 * 8) We are extremely sarcastic to tourist.
 * 9) Don't feel instulted if we hang shit on you. We do it to everyone. (That means to make fun of).
 * 10) Okay, so Americans may not like us, that's fine because we might not like you either.
 * 11) Our '4th of July' is like Australia day.
 * 12) Our soldiers are called diggers, they always have been...since the first world war.
 * 13) ANZAC means: Australian and New Zealand Army Corps.
 * 14) We don't like to give up. Don't believe me? Research 'The Battle of Gallipolli' and you'll see why.
 * 15) If there every was a Russo-Yank war, I'd side with the Russians....sorry.
 * 16) We do not follow the English like lost puppies, we run ahead of them like rabbid dogs :D

 Songs I can play on guitar/bass guitar: 

'''I've been playing for about a year and a bit, it started when my music teacher crammed a list of songs down my throat (see below) and told me to learn them off by heart. I started off learning easy jazz songs then I started to learn Metallica's For Whom The Bell Tolls on bass then I switched to guitar and started to learn Ride The Lightning and The Thing That Should Not Be (which is based of Cthulu from H.P Lovecraft's short story Cthulu Mythos) I can play some solos of Slipknot's (Sulfur was one).'''

I am currently in a band which was started by my music teacher when he forced me to play Freak by Silver Chair, then Love Story by Taylor Swift then Beat it by MJ (I seriously hate those songs). The drummer, a friend (and a CoD/Silent Hill fan), quit that band (which had a singer we hated, imagine the spawn of Dolly Parton and Ringo Starr and you kind of get the picture) and we started a new one called MAD (Mourning After Dark). I am currently the lead guitarist/backing vocals (yeah, 'parrently I can sing Axl Rose, so my sis says. I took that as an insult). I have a Gio Ibanez guitar (standard black one though I wanted the red one, music shop screwed up my order) and an Ibanez bass guitar. I use the normal effects: wah pedal, distortion (mine's got a St. Anger sound to it) and the famous Talk Box (friggin awsome to play around with). We're a kind of Hard Rock/ Metal band which are influenced by: Metallica, Buckethead, John Mayer (drummer is), Slipknot, Mortification, and a lot more.


 * The first few minutes of Master of Puppets by Metallica (trust me, I thought that on GHM *guitar hero Metallica* it was hard, it's insane on guitar)
 * All of Judas Kiss (plus a bit of the solo) by Metallica
 * Place for my head by Linkin Park (it was a bet by my music teacher that I couldn't learn it in a lesson, proved him wrong)
 * One by Metallica
 * Electric bell blanket by Buckethead (it's only a minute long but it's awsome)
 * The redeem team by Buckethead (all of the rhythm guitar and a bit of the lead)
 * Hells bells by AC/DC (pretty easy, I had to learn it for my dad's birthday party. I screwed it up cause I had like five red bulls)
 * Highway to hell (easy as anything, beginners should learn it)
 * Circle by Slipknot (it's like three chords over and over again)
 * Duality by Slipknot (pretty hard to learn, but fun, the band's drummer had it worse off than me)

 Quotes of the day 

"If you were any more of an arse, you'd be a donkey."

"One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic."

"Judge not a population by the actions of an individual." --Me when they claimed all German people were Nazi. Again, history noobs. No one deserves to be called a Nazi or any other discriminatory word now.


 * "God, I hate FRED."
 * "Wait, who's Fred?"
 * Fucking Rediculous Eating Devices."

"I was raised by chickens"

''-- My idol (one of many), Buckethead. Awsome guitarist and GNR ''' SCREWED HIM OVER! '

''"I swear to God, if you won't shut the f--k up I will shove an AA-12 down your throat, a Barret up your arse and make a throwing knife target on your gut, and I will pull the triggers on all guns. Do you understand my, comrade? I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TWILIGHT!" ''

--Me in English class when my friend wouldn't shut up about Edward, he's uglier than Nikolai off Nazi Zombies.

"Yes, Ben, sometimes being an AR specialist does help, but being a sniper means you get more head."

--Me to a gaming buddy when we got into an aregument over which is better- assult rifles or sniper rifles.

On a serious note (this involves Aussies and our neighbors the New Zealand people):

I justed wanted to get this out there, but please, IW or Treyach, put some ANZAC diggers in a game please. And I don't mean "oh let's put an Aussie or an NZ in there and kill him" because I find that annoying, and frankly, down right rude. We NEVER get any credit in games for the wars they've participated in. Yeah, I know, ANZACs are small in comparison to the British, Russian and American forced but we don't give up on a fight. Many of our diggers fought and died in battles along side the Allies, we deserve a little credit for that, hell, if there's ever another WWII game done....please, at least put Kakoda in because that was a shining, and grim moment, for us Australian and New Zealand people because of what they did in PNG back all those years a go is the reason why we are a free country. If you agree with me, at least tell other people in CoD, and maybe, just maybe, the big guys in the gaming world will hear it.

My grandfather was in the ANZACs and fought in the Second World War as an infintryman, he survived the war but died a few weeks after coming home. Sadly, I had never met the man, I've only seen pictures of him and the medals that were awarded to him. And now every ANZAC Day my little cousin and I march in his honour. And because of this I feel compelled, like hell, to join the army and keep his honour alive. I don't care if I would die in the process, as long as I died fighting for my country, like he did.

 What I like 
 * Being me and not being a phony.
 * Reading good books like "The Virtues of Hell", "Da Vinci Code", "Lost Symbols", "Angels and Demons", "The Catcher in the Rye" and "Cthulu Mythos. 
 * I like intelligent writers who can confuse and perplex to normal human mind with large words in every sentence. Don't believe me? Read Cthulu Mythos.
 * I like science because I get to blow stuff up. BTW: 100 % ethenol and matches don't mix. Don't drink it either, it burns.
 * Hanging out with friends and family (mostly, they're kind of cock suckers).
 * Playing bass guitar/guitar. (I can play Buckethead's "The Redeem Team")
 * Being somewhat a pseudo-bipolar
 * Metallica, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Seal (oh yeah, didn't see that one did ya?), Eminem, Korn, Paramore, AC/DC (sometimes), Queen, Sky Hooks and Nirvana.
 * I like how music has changed; if you were a metal fan you'd own atleast five of your favourite band's albums. Nowadays people listen to two and say "I'm a huge fan!" What pricks.
 * Being a maggot (Slipknot fan)
 * The following Albums: Ride the Lightning (Metallica), St. Anger (yeah, I know, Metallica fan's say "St. Anger sucks" well they're not fans then), Re/Load (Metallica, it's one of the most creative and imaginative points in music. Just listen to songs like "The House that Jack Built, Bleeding Me, Fixxxer and Outlaw Torn and you'll see why), *note: I didn't put the Black album because that's just a common thing now*, Take A Look In The Mirror (Korn), Untiled (Korn, Minutes til Midnight (Linkin Park), Meteora (Linkin Park), Hybrid Theory (Linkin Park). As you can see, I love trash/heavy/nu metal.
 * The following songs: 
 * 1) Fixxxer, The Unnamed Feeling, Invisible Kid, Outlaw Torn, Bleeding Me, Torn Within, Bad Seed, Slither, Where The Wild Things Are, Ride The Lighting, Escape, Creeping Death, All Nightmare Long, Judas Kiss (Hetfield's vocals are just...awsome), The Thing That Should Not Be (based on Cthulu, google it *I don't feel like explaining him/it to you*) and Master Of Puppets by Metallica (that's not a lot, is it?)
 * 2) Break Some Off, Alive, Freak On A Leash (both versions), Blind, Another Brick In The Wall, Jingle Bells (Death Metal version), Counting On Me, Here It Comes Again, One (was a Metallica cover, frigging awsome), Bitch We Got A Problem, Kiss, Ever Be, Twisted Transistor, Killing, and Got The Life by Korn
 * 3) Cure For The Itch, By Myself, Given Up, All The Little Things Give You Away, In Pieces, Bleed It Out (I can play it on guitar), No More Sorrow (can play it on guitar, too), Hands Held High by Linkin Park
 * 4) All of Albino Slug, Jordan, Brewer in the air, She Sells Sea Shells By The Slaughterhouse, For Mom and many, many more by Buckethead (there's too many to name)
 * 5) All of Libertad and Contraband by Velvet Revolver.
 * 6) Catcher In The Rye (for the sole fact it's about John Lenon), Better (because Buckethead's in it) and Locomotive by GNR (I used to like a lot more of their songs...but yeah)
 * 7) A lot of AC/DC songs.

What I hate


 * Guys going to me "Oh, you must be a girl, go play with your dollies." Just because I can beat them at something, Jesus.
 * People saying to me, in capture the flag, "Go blackplague! You can do it! Get the flag to our base!" WTF? Is it just me that is doing something in it? Sometimes it IS only me.
 * I get a lot of crap for liking Slipknot, yeah, just because you like JoBros, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga doesn't mean I should.
 * To respond to any questions: 


 * 1) I am a girl, la-dee-freaking-da, a girl is on a CoD wiki.
 * 2) I'm Australian, so if you want to verse me on MW2 get ready for some lag (unless you're from NZ or Australia.)
 * 3) I don't have a pet kangaroo.
 * 4) I am not a girly girl, in fact I go hunting with my cousins and brothers every weekend.
 * 5) Sometimes I kill kangaroos, get over it. They are considered somewhat of a pests around here and they scare off livestock. 
 * 6) When you annoy me I will say "Go cry me a river and drown in it."
 * 7) I don't really care what you think about me, in fact my friends probably think the same thing.
 * 8) I don't like Twilight.


 * When your teammates tea-bag you while you got put in Final stand. Seriously, fuck you guys. 
 * Playing on hardcore and your teammates kill you. I only do it if they annoy the hell out of me or if they tea-bag me.
 * People who don't get the fact that there's a little thing called sarcasm in the world.