Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Beginning of the match
"Powers out... at least it's not snowing. Heh."

- After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

- After starting a match.

Zombies
"Zombies are not my type!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

- After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

- After killing a Zombie.

"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."

- After Getting a Headshot.

Weapons
"Out of bullets? What eves, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

- When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

- When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

- When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

- When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

- When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

- When out of ammunition.

"No more miss nice gal."

- After buying an Olympia.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

- After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

- After getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"SMG? This must be for me."

- Upon getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"

- After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass"

- When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

- Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery Box
"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

- Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

Pack-a-Punch
"Hey, that Ray Gun kinda looks like... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

- When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. Likely a reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.

George A. Romero
"Okay George, take it easy."

- When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

Easter Egg
"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while were busy fighting zombies."

- First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

- Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

- When all bottles have been given to the crew.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."

- After being revived.

"How close do you need to get?"

- After being hit by a Zombie.

Water
"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

- When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"At least there's a break in the weather."

- After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

- After the fog starts to set in.

"I am so not dressed for this!"

- Random reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-Cola
"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

- After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh... eh... kind of got a fishy taste to it."

- After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"

- After receiving Speed Cola.

"This tastes like prunes.... old prunes."

- After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger
"Hey, I can see my house from here."

- From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

- While using the Flinger.

Zipline
"Look out below!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

- While riding the Zipline.

Power-Ups
"Yea!"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"This gun is bigger than me!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"You guy wanna form an order of mine?"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"Double points, double joy!"

- Upon getting Double Points.

"Juice me, baby!"

- After getting max ammo.

Miscellaneous
"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

- Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

- Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

Beginning of the match
"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"I think we lost our director.....and the power."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

Zombies
"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."

- When George gets into water after being berserk.

"Wheres my glove when I need it."

- When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"

- Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep coming! Keep dying!"

- After multiple kills.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Not FAIR! Who said you can RUN!?"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

- When scoring multiple kills.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

- Said after multiple kills. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"I used something else to slash."

- Upon using the knife to kill a Zombie.(Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

Weapons
"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

- Getting a sniper.

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone)I would be happy to keep my distance."

- Getting a sniper.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilated Gizmo?""

- Getting a SMG.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

- Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing sharp... OW!"

- After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing..?"

- After getting a HK21.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

- After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"

- After buying an SMG (referring to Sarah's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

- After getting Matryoshka Dolls

"Oh, I might as well be using a potato gun!"

- After getting a CZ75.

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

- When out of ammo.

Perk-A-Cola
"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

Zipline
"How do I STOP!!??"

- Using the Zipline.

Water
"Well, at least it's not fire."

- When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

- Said when in the water too long.

"This is so cccccc...ccc....c..c..c..c.....ccc...c..co.co..co...co...col..col..col..d....cold...cold..COLD..."

- When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

- After walking in water.

Weather
"Ah, that's better...now we can see. Eh,...kinda liked it better when we couldn't."

- When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

- Randomly said when weather clears up.

Downed
"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."

- Upon getting revived.

Power-Ups
"Man and death machine!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

- After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

- After getting Insta-kill.

Miscellaneous
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Randomly said after completing a round.

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

- After finding the hidden song.

"You DO know your sending me to my death don´t you?"

- Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money. (May be reference to similar JFK quote in "Five")

Beginning of the match
"Evil walks among us, they took George... they're gonna try and take us too."

- Starting a match

Zombies
"Them sound like fightin' words."

- Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

- Upon getting a headshot (Most likely referring to the movie Predators, which Danny starred in).

"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"

- Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

- Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

- After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

- Upon getting a kill.

Weapons
"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

- When buying an SMG

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

- Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

- Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

- Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

- Buying an SMG.

"Chambers empty."

- Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

- Holding an empty weapon.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

- Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

- Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

- After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

- Buying an SMG.

"I don't even know what this is!"

- After getting a V-R11.

George A. Romero
"It's working! He's calming down."

- When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"No one zaps me!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

- Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

- Upon being revived

"Gracias Carnal (Bro)"

- Upon Being Revived

Power-ups
"Orale (Spanish for "All Right")."

- When Getting Max Ammo.

"Double points? What is this shit?"

- After getting a Double Points.

"Who You Talking To?"

- When Getting Nuke

Flinger/Zipline
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Said when taking the Flinger.

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"

- When Riding Zipline

Water
"Can't survive long in this water!"

- When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (Spanish slang for balls) right off."

- When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"Fogs rolling in again."

- When weather becomes foggy.

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

- When weather clears up.

Perk-a-Cola
"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

- After buying Juggernog.

"Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"

- When Buying PhD Flopper

Miscellaneous
"That wasn't so bad."

- Randomly said when finishing a round

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

- Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

- When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"FUCK YOU CUCUY! (Boogey-Man)"

- Randomly Said Every 5 Rounds.

Zombies
"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

- When getting a kill.

"Guess you forgot to count your Chickens before they hatched!"

- Upon killing a group of Zombies.

Weapons
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

- Getting a LMG.

"It's not very big, but it'll do."

- Said when buying an SMG.

"Yeah that's right it's a gun...it's for self defense."

- After buying an MP40.

"Ready to fire and forget!"

- After getting a Crossbow.

Mystery Box
"Well I'd prefer something a little heavier..."

- Said when getting the Spectre

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

- Upon getting a TeddyBear out of the box.

Pack-a-Punch
"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

George A. Romero
"As much as I hate to say it... but George has probably turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean."

- Beginning a match.

Flinger
"Holy Shiiit!"

- Upon using the Flinger.

Water
"Damn, It's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit."

- When freezing in the water.

Weather
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

- When the weather is changing. (Possibly a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

- Said when the weather fogs up.

"People! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

- When the weather is changing.

Miscellaneous
"Alright the domes are in itty bitty pieces what do you need now?"

- After completing the second step to the easter egg.

"I've got a Champagne taste with a Beer pocket!"

- When attempting to buy a door with not enough points.

"Are you crazy? I have a god damn good mind to shoot you myself!"

- After being told to find a golden rod.

"Your gonna put yourself out of business with them prices"

- Trying to buy the bow with not enough points.

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

- Said randomly. (probably a reference to Walking Dead)

As he comes out of the lake
"I need....TO EAT!"

- When he comes out of the lake

Seeing a player
"Whose name's above the title?"

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I see you!"

- Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"

- When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

- Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a player trying to run away
"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Aww, don't run away."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You're ruining this production!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"We're all friend's here"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

- Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"No threat here!"

- When not seeing the player.

Seeing a player near him
"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

Going into berserk mode
"I thought we were friends!"

- When berserk.

"I want you off my set!"

- When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.