Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Beginning of the match
"Powers out... at least it's not snowing. Heh."

- After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

- After starting a match.

Rounds
"Is it over?"

- When reaching Round 5

"I guess this isn´t over.."

- When reaching Round 10

"Wow, I´m surprised we´ve lasted this long"

- When reaching Round 20

"This is INSANE!"

- When reaching Round 35

"Someone might be che-e-e-athing."

- Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies
"Zombies aren't really my thing."

- Reference to her role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

- After killing a Zombie.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

- After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

- After killing a Zombie.

"Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."

- After killing a zombie.

"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."

- After Getting a Headshot.

Weapons
"Out of bullets? What eves, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

- When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

- When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

- When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

- When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

- When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

- When out of ammunition.

"No more miss nice gal."

- After buying an Olympia.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

- After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

- After getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"SMG? This must be for me."

- Upon getting a SMG. (Another possible reference to her own initials)

"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"

- After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass"

- When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

- Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery Box
"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

- After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

- Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

Pack-a-Punch
"Hey, that Ray Gun kinda looks like... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

- When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. Likely a reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.

George A. Romero
"Okay George, take it easy."

- When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

Easter Egg
"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."

- First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

- Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

- When all bottles have been given to the crew.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."

- After being revived.

"[You] Couldn't live without me, could ya'?"

- After being revived

"Well that was kinda' embarassing."

- After being revived

"How close do you need to get?"

- After being hit by a Zombie.

"Hang in there, Danny!"

- When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies

Water
"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

- When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"At least there's a break in the weather."

- After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

- After the fog starts to set in.

"I am so not dressed for the cold!"

- Reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-Cola
"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

- After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh... eh... kind of got a fishy taste to it."

- After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"

- After receiving Speed Cola.

"I'm not sure we should be drinking this."

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"This tastes like prunes.... old prunes."

- After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

- After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger
"Hey, I can see my house from here."

- From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

- While using the Flinger.

Zipline
"Look out below!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

- While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

- While riding the Zipline.

Power-Ups
"Yea!"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"This gun is bigger than me!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"You guy wanna form an order of mine?"

- After receiving a Nuke.

"Double points, double joy!"

- Upon getting Double Points.

"Juice me, baby!"

- After getting max ammo.

Miscellaneous
"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

- Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

- Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

Beginning of the match
"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"I think we lost our director.....and the power."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"Anyone else feel a little confused?"

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"

- Said in the beginning of the match.

"You know if this is a joke George, it´s not very funny."

- Said in the beginning of the match.

Rounds
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Reaching Round 5

"It´s over.. It´s finally over!"

- Reaching Round 10

"This has gotta be the end!"

- Reaching Round 20

"I get the feeling...were...never going home"

- Reaching Round 35

"Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"

- Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies
"Your grounded, dude!"

- After making a crawler

"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."

- When George gets into water after being berserk.

"Where's my glove when I need it?"

- When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"

- Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep coming! Keep dying!"

- After multiple kills.

"You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"

- Getting a headshot.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint. (Refers to the fact that in George Romero's films, Zombies never run)

"Not FAIR! Who said you can RUN!?"

- Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint. (Again, traditional Romero Zombies do not run.)

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

- When scoring multiple kills.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

- Said after multiple kills. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Call zombie casting. We're gonna' need more extras."

- After getting multiple kills in a row

"I used something else to slash."

- Upon using the knife to kill a Zombie.(Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

Mystery Box
"APPEARS in Vegas, DISAPPEARS in Vegas! ... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"

- Getting a teddybear.

"Can I at least get a refund?"

- Getting a teddybear.

"You DO know your sending me to my death don´t you?"

- Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

Weapons
"Say hello to my big fat friend."

- After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)

"Haha! Did I win the Waffle!?"

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."

- Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.

"Oh my!.... does this come with a manual?"

- Getting the Scavenger

"(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"

- Getting the Scavenger

"´Things get desperate, can always wack ´em in the face.."

- Getting the Scavenger

"(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"

- After planting a claymore.

"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

- Getting a sniper.

"Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."

- Getting a Matryoshka Doll.

"Oh, I might as well be using a potato gun!"

- After getting a CZ75.

"I´m struggling with these, I really am!"

- Getting a Dual CZ75

"I´ve always been more of a one-hand guy."

- Getting a Dual CZ75

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone)I would be happy to keep my distance."

- Getting a sniper.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""

- Getting a SMG.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

- Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"

- After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing..?"

- After getting a LMG.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

- After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"

- After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

- After getting Matryoshka Dolls

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

- When out of ammo.

"Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."

- After getting a weaker weapon.

Perk-A-Cola
"Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."

- After drinking Jugger Nog.

"(Chokes slightly) Ugh, I think there was a hair in that"

- After drinking Speed Cola.

"Ugh, all I taste is chemicals."

- After drinking PhD Flopper.

"Hmm.... that´s pretty good Rootbeer."

- After drinking Double Tap.

"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."

- After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

Zipline
"How do I STOP!!??"

- Using the Zipline.

"Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"

- Using the Zipline

Water
"Well, at least it's not fire."

- When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

- Said when in the water too long.

"This is so c..c..cold..COLD"

- When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

- After walking in water.

Weather
"Ah, that's better...now we can see. Eh,...kinda liked it better when we couldn't."

- When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

- Randomly said when weather clears up.

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Guys something went wrong here! I´m on the floor!"

- When downed.

"No one started eating me yet but that could change!"

- When downed.

"I´ll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough"

- When revived.

"I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."

- When revived.

"Don´t let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"

- When downed.

"Woooh... I thought I´d never wake up."

- When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)

"(Laughs) I'm glad you came along!"

- When revived

"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."

- Upon getting revived.

Power-Ups
"Man and death machine!"

- After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

- After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

- After getting Insta-kill.

"Who did that? Was tha-? (Laughs) Was that us?"

- After getting a Nuke

"Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."

- After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Miscellaneous
"So, did we win? Hm?"

- Randomly said after completing a round.

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

- After finding the hidden song.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

- When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money. (May be reference to similar JFK quote in "Five")

Beginning of the match
"Evil walks among us, they took George... they're gonna try and take us too."

- Starting a match

Zombies
"Them sound like fightin' words."

- Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

- Upon getting a headshot (Most likely referring to the movie Predators, which Danny starred in).

"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"

- Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

- Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

- After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

- Upon getting a kill.

"Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"

- Upon getting multiple kills. (?)

Rounds
"That wasn´t so bad.."

- Reaching Round 5.

"FUCK YOU, Gogoie!"

- Reaching Round 10.

"You zombies tired yet?"

- Reaching Round 20.

"Shit.. this is one loooooong day."

- Reaching Round 35.

"Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"

- Reaching Round 50.

Weapons
"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

- When buying an SMG

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

- Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

- Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

- Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

- Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

- Buying an SMG.

"Chambers empty."

- Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

- Holding an empty weapon.

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

- Buying an SMG.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

- Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

- Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

- After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I don't even know what this is!"

- After getting a V-R11.

Pack-a-Punch
"What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don´t know.."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish. Also a fourth wall break.

"You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

George A. Romero
"It's working! He's calming down."

- When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/Hurt
"Gaaaaahhh!"

- When hit by an electrocuted zombie

"No one zaps me!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

- Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

- Upon being revived

"Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"

- Upon Being Revived

Power-ups
"Orale (All right)."

- When Getting Max Ammo.

"Double points? What is this shit?"

- After getting a Double Points.

"Who You Talking To?"

- When Getting Nuke

Flinger/Zipline
"Your like an angel, Sarah!"

- Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.

"Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"

- Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.

"Coming in hot!"

- Said when using the Flinger.

"Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"

- Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Can dead people fly!?"

- Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Said when taking the Flinger.

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"

- When Riding Zipline

Water
"Can't survive long in this water!"

- When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (Spanish slang for balls) right off."

- When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

- When freezing in water.

Weather
"Fogs rolling in again."

- When weather becomes foggy.

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

- When weather clears up.

Perk-a-Cola
"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

- After buying Juggernog.

"Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"

- When Buying PhD Flopper.

"This shit gonna make faster, I ain't gonna complain."

- When Buying Speed Cola.

Miscellaneous
"That wasn't so bad."

- Randomly said when finishing a round

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

- Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

- When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"

- When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"FUCK YOU CUCUY! (Boogey-Man)"

- Randomly Said Every 5 Rounds.

Zombies
"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

- When getting a kill.

"Don't mess with me boy"

- upon killing a zombie

"Guess you forgot to count your Chickens before they hatched!"

- Upon killing a group of Zombies.

"Don't mess with me! I'm a black belt!"

- After killing a zombie that hit you

"Shit, there on me like white on rice!"

- When chased by a large group of zombies

Weapons
"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

- Getting a LMG.

"It's not very big, but it'll do."

- Said when buying an SMG.

"Yeah that's right it's a gun...it's for self defense...obviously."

- After buying an MP40.

"Ready to fire and forget!"

- After getting a Crossbow.

"Oh hell yeah! That was more than just a couple of cherry bombs!"

- Getting multiple kills with explosives

Mystery Box
"Well I'd prefer somethin' a little heavier, but this ain't too shabby."

- Said when getting an SMG

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

- Upon getting a Teddy Bear out of the box.

"What ya get huh? Aw look, its a baby toy!"

- Upon another player receiving Matryoshka Doll from the box

Pack-a-Punch
"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

- Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

George A. Romero
"As much as I hate to say it... but George has probably turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean."

- Beginning a match.

Flinger
"Holy Shiiit!"

- Upon using the Flinger.

Downed/Hurt/Revived
"Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"

- When revived

"Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."

- When revived

Perk-a-Colas
"Oh, gah! This stuff just don't taste right."

- After drinking PhD Flopper

"Hey, now! Is this moonshine?"

- After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

Water
"Damn, It's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit."

- When freezing in the water.

Weather
"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

- When the weather is changing. (Possibly a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

- Said when the weather fogs up.

"People! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

- When the weather is changing.

Miscellaneous
"Alright the domes are in itty-bitty pieces what do you need now?"

- After completing the second step to the easter egg.

"I've got a Champagne taste with a Beer pocket!"

- When attempting to buy a door with not enough points.

"Are you crazy? I have a god damn good mind to shoot you myself!"

- After being told to find a golden rod.

"Your gonna put yourself out of business with them prices"

- Trying to buy the box with not enough points.

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

- Said randomly. (probably a reference to Walking Dead)

"This one goes out to all you zombies in the audience!"

- Said upon getting all three meteorites.

As he comes out of the lake
"I need....TO EAT!"

- When he comes out of the lake

"I need...something....TO EAT!"


 * - As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.

Seeing a player
"Whose name's above the title?"

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I can see you!"

- Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"

- When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

- Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a player trying to run away
"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Aww, don't run away."

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"You're putting this production in jeopardy!"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"We're all friend's here"

- Upon watching a player run away.

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

- Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"Where are yoooouuuu?"

- Said when not seeing the player for a while.

"No threat here!"

- When not seeing the player.

Seeing a player near him
"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

- Said randomly, when the player is near.

Going into berserk mode
"I thought we were friends!"

- When berserk.

"I want you off my set!"

- When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.

"Why are you doing this?!"

- Going into berserk mode

Original Characters Trapped

 * Redirects to quotes for Dempsey, Nikolai, Richtofen, and Takeo.