User blog comment:Gen.Cain/Perks/@comment-4824980-20100609000826

I want some. Make me commando pro.

--NEXT DAY ON NEWS REPORT---

"A ____year-old child has just commited suicide by jumping off the highest building in town. It is unknown why the child wanted to commit suicide, but a beer bottle with a sign of a green knife has been found near the point of death"