User blog comment:Damac1214/Some Zombie Polls/@comment-3091118-20130425015428/@comment-173.58.96.161-20130425044500

Probably, I mean, he's got a bunch of things going for the "No Like Marlton".

1. He's picking on the Old Guy, Russman.

2. He can't hear Richtofen.

3. He knows waaayyyy to much about everything and yet won't get his hands dirty.

4. His voice.

5. Because Edward Richtofen said so.

6. Just because.

7. He has a stereotypical nerd thing.

8. He is a poor excuse for Takeo.

9. The sounds that come from him knifing, put that together with Misty's knifing sounds and well, yeah.

10. He doesn't like the M14 or the Executioner, and makes one to many "thingie" jokes with the Python, which is the second most powerful handgun in the world (The most powerful being Dirty Harry's Smith and Wesson M29 revolver)

11. He hates everyone but Misty.

12. He didn't help out the CDC/CIA team in Nuketown Zombies.

13. He still can't piece two and two together even though he could clearly hear Samuel arguing with Richtofen. In my own words to Marlton in the opening cutscene for Die Rise: What part of "Samuel is arguing with the Psycho-Nazi-Scientist-Guy-Who-Blew-Up-The-Entire-Planet-And-Has-Something-To-Hide-That-You-Need-To-Find-Out-About" is confusing you?

14. He loves the DSR-50. I love sniper rifles, but in all honesty, Zombies is about mainly close in combat, and sniping is not practical in any map except for Call of the Dead, Ascension and Moon, all other maps have a hinderence to them, mainly they are too small, the rooms have too much cover (cover is useful in multiplayer where people are constantly firing at you, but in zombies you need wide open spaces to shoot at the zombies more effectively), and the slow fire rate of the DSR-50 plus it's low capacity reminds me too much of the KAR-98K Scoped which was available in the Sniper Cabinet in the first map.

15. How does he know about Nacht, and why does he never want to be there again?

16. Marlton is Marlton, therefore I am.

17. No Vodka Jokes. The Drunkard was more funny.