Dead of the Night/Quotes

Godfrey

 * -|Beginning=

"My nerves are shredded raw. I'm not joking when I say I will pour myself the world's largest brandy when all this is over."

- Said on Round 2 in a solo match.

"I had hoped the day would never come, but I fear it may be time to compose my letter of resignation."

- Said on Round 3 in a solo match.


 * -|Mystery Box=

"These weapons are quite...vulgar. But then again this a night for vulgarity."

- Getting a weapon from the box.

"Just the thing for clearing the house."

- Getting a weapon from the box.


 * -|Ammo=

"My weapon grows frightfully light!"

- Running out of ammo.

"What I wouldn't give to hear that voice say 'maximum ammunition!'"

- Running out of ammo.

"If I don't find bullets, my 'battlin butler' days are over!"

- Running out of ammo.

"I'll need fresh ammo soon!"

- Running out of ammo.

"Down to my last few bullets. Best make them count."

- Running out of ammo.


 * -|Perk-a-Cola=


 * -|Power-Ups=


 * -|Zombies=

"Disturbingly intimate. But then again, so is dressing Master Alistair."

- Knifing a zombie.

"Can we not declare an armistice? Get it? ARM-istice?"

- Shooting off an arm of a zombie.

"Well, that was effective."

- Getting a headshot.

"That's how I handled the chaps at boarding school!"

- Getting a headshot.

"So much for identifying the body."

- Getting a headshot.

"Agh! Undead buffoon!"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"Nobody ever respects the help."

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"You're all the same: take, take, take and nary a 'thank you'!"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"I've half a mind to blinker you."

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"No sense in pinching pennies! "You can't take it with you" after all!"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"Surely there are more appetizing things to eat than me?"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"When was the last time you washed those filthy claws?"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"Is it petty to hit back ten times harder? Then call me petty!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"What did you think, I'd just stand there and take it?!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"Even a butler has his limits!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"That's for striking me and eating all the shrimp!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"House rules: Mistreat the help and you're out of here!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"Turnabout is fair play!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"Very good, sir!"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"I think I remember you. You were just as unpleasant when you were alive."

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"You there, dripping water all over the place! Could you at least try to avoid the Persian rugs?"

- Seeing a Water Catalyst.

"*Gag* This is the last indignity! They've made an open sewer of this place!"

- Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.

"Those eyes. Those awful beady eyes!"

- Seeing a Nosferatu.

"I thought vampires were supposed to be glamorous- even noble! These look like rabid street urchins!"

- Seeing a Nosferatu.

"Do you know why you had to die? Here's a hint: the other ghouls wear trousers."

- Killing a Nosferatu.

"Is there a hell for monster bats? I certainly hope so!"

- Killing a Nosferatu.

"Heaven help us, they have a werewolf with them. How are we meant to defeat that?"

- Seeing a Werewolf for the first time.

"Pardon my French, but these werewolves need to stay the fuck out!"

- Seeing a werewolf.

"Where do these beasts come from? Where does something that large even hide?"

- Seeing a werewolf.

"Another werewolf? When did my life become the Grand Guignol?"

- Seeing a Werewolf.

"Absolutely no pets on the premises! House rules."

- Seeing a werewolf.

"They say a werewolf can only be killed with silver bullets. I think we all know this not to be true."

- Seeing a werewolf.

"The legends were true. Silver does destroy them."

- Killing a werewolf using a gun with Silver Bullets.

"Worst house guest ever!"

- Killing a werewolf.


 * -|Pack-a-Punch=

"This wasn't out here before. You can almost feel the power radiating from it."

- Upon seeing the Pack-a-Punch machine.


 * -|Miscellaneous=

"Who said that? Who's there?"

- Said when hearing Dark Godfrey's voice.

"My hammer longs for battle. Don't ask me how I know this."

- Reaching full charge on the Hammer of Valhalla.


 * -|Interactive=

"I spent all day in here, setting up the party. Everything in its place, the floor sparkling... Eight hours of labor, gone in the blink of a dead man's eye."

- Upon entering the main hall.

"So many memories in here: dressing Master Alistair, listening to his deepest thoughts, emptying his chamber pot... I must confess, this is my least favorite room."

- Upon entering the master bedroom.

"Sadly, I fear supper will not be served this evening. Nor ever again."

- Upon entering the dining room.

"Out of the frying pan, into the fire."

- Upon entering the forest.

"It would seem Master Alistair left us a clue. Let us act upon it."

- Seeing an image from the crystal.

"Right this way, honored guests. Nothing to fear."

- Activating the electric trap.


 * -|Dark Godfrey=

""By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.""

- Said at the beginning of the match on solo.

"When all this is over, Godfrey, you will belong to me."

- Said after Godfrey's quote on Round 2.

"You can't quit me, Godfrey. I own you now."

- Said after Godfrey's quote on Round 3.

"Do you really believe that, Godfrey?"

- Sometimes said when Godfrey says certain quotes.

Gideon Jones

 * -|Beginning=


 * -|Mystery Box=


 * -|Ammo=

"Gun gets any lighter, it's gonna be a damn paperweight!"

- Running low on ammo.

"I'm low on lead and there ain't a gunsmith in sight!"

- Running low on ammo.

"Down to my last few rounds!"

- Running low on ammo.

"I've gone through a pile of bullets. Gotta rustle up some more."

- Running low on ammo.


 * -|Perk-a-Cola=

"Hmm... That'll put hair on your pencil!"

- Taking a perk.


 * -|Power-Ups=


 * -|Zombies=

"Hands off, screamer!"

- Getting hit by a zombie.

"I wouldn't have hit back, but then they'd have said I was going soft."

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"That's what you get for trying to bushwack me!"

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"You picked the wrong cowpoke to... well, poke."

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"That settles the score."

- Killing a zombie that hit him.

"There's more of these pee-wee vampires than you can shake a stick at!"

- Seeing multiple Nosferatu.

"I heard folks over here had funny teeth. But you make 'em look normal!"

- Killing a Nosferatu.

"You weren't nothing but an overgrown coyote!"

- Killing a werewolf.

"Werewolf, roadkill. Ain't no difference now, is there?"

- Killing a werewolf.

"Well whaddaya know, I done skinned me a skinwalker!"

- Killing a werewolf.


 * -|Pack-a-Punch=


 * -|Miscellaneous=

"Nasty piece of work."

- Killing a zombie with Alistair's Folly.

"Gonna put this to use."

- Picking up a part.

"This newfangled booby-trap better work."

- Installing a Fire Gate Energy core.

"Y'all got some funny lookin' saloon doors here in England."

- Activating Fire Gate trap.

"Just hope I'm on the right side of this thing."

- Activating Fire Gate trap.

"Campfire's lit!"

- Activating Fire Gate trap.


 * -|Interactive=

"It don't feel right: sauntering into a man's bedroom without his say-so. I know, I know! We're fighting dead men and THAT'S what I'm worried about?"

- Upon entering the master bedroom.

"Anyone mind if I absquatulate from this boneyard directly? That means "get the heck out.""

- Upon entering the mausoleum.

"Did'ja have a good nap? Swell. Now start chopping."

- Interacting with a suit of armor.

"Go get 'em, partner."

- Interacting with a suit of armor.