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 * 08:03, 16 July 2009 (UTC) 02:15, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Australia
It's cool that we have a user from Australia. Do you want Modern Warfare 2 in Australia, because no-one knows when it's released there? Well have a nice time editing here. DevilWarrior112 08:08, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

I believe it comes out on the 10th of Nov, like everywhere else. If not, I've made as arse out of myself by saying (every five minutes) "It's 15 days till COD: MW2!" And thanks, am I like the only Aussie on here? Man, I should start an Aussie SAS club or something, I dunno, and I'm probably the only girl too. :D Lolz, I love my random days. Cpt. Carebear 7.04pm, 25 Oct.

You're a girl? DevilWarrior112 09:23, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I go along with Devilwarrior112. You're a girl? And sorry if I erased your posts. I'm really bored and I'm waiting for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare: Reflex to come out. All I have is a wii.Codfan 06:41, October 27, 2009 (UTC)Codfan

Yep, I get that a lot on youtube and stuff like that, I've played the games so much that people assume that I'm a dude. But I tell them I'm a girl, more or less, a tomboy, and they're all like 0_0. It's so funny. Cpt. Carebear 8.21 25 Oct.

Yeppers, I am a girl. Do I know a lot about this stuff? I just wanna know because a school mate of mine (one whom I referred to as "nikolai" in my user page) said I knew a lot. And now I want to be a military historian, screw being a vet or an astrnaut. Cpt. Carebear. Oct. 27

I think that it's good that there is a girl that likes CoD, none of girls I know are even vaguely interested in any FPS. Lieutenant J.J 05:15, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

It's about time a girl was interested in this kinda stuff. I respect that. The88thPanzer 04:26, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Fave game Levels
Hey, just wondering what your favorite game levels are....really, I'm just trying to strike up a conversation at like....9:00pm at night. Mine are, All Ghillied Up, Crew Expendable, No Fighting In The War Room. And on COD:WAW, Vendetta, Their Blood Their Land, Blowtorch and Corchscrew.... Yeah, I like the hard ones for some reason.... Cpt. Carebear

I like All Ghillied Up on CoD4, Blowtorch and Corkscrew on CoD WaW, and The Hornet's Nest, Contingency, and Second Sun on CoD6. II Superlative

CoD4-MW i like No Fighting In the War Room, and Charlie Don't Surf. CoD5-WaW i like Their Land, Their Blood, Downfall, and The Heart of The Reich CoD6-MW2 i like No Russian (yea i'm a lil bit twisted.), and pretty much anything involving Makarov

I know how you feel
Hey, it's Random. Just thought I'd say hi. Since you're Australian, let me just say that I know how you feel. I'm Chinese, and do you know how many Asian stereotypes there are? Here's a quick question: Do Australians make fun of Americans as much as we make fun of Australians?

By the way, I think that it's cool that you're a girl. It gives this wiki a little diversity. Know what I'm saying?

See you next time, mate.

Random Man 0213 20:42, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

P.S. My fave level? Death From Above.

Ha, yeah we do. I mean, not to be mean to any of them, but some Americans are a bit....y'know, stupid, when it comes to things about Australia. Some people assume I have a pet kangaroo or something, or that I'm always bogan, I'm not. Can't stand bogans (American equvilant: redneck), even though half my family are bogans, they don't admit it. I get really random messages on websites, mostly gaming ons, saying "OMG you're a girl, shouldn't you be like playing with your dollies?" I usually post back: "Shouldn't you be playing with your cabage patch kid, bitch. I'll fight ya on COD 4!" Yeah, I get into a lot of fights because I'm Aussie and I'm a girl....gotta love Aussies, we swear every two words, or so my dad does. And I don't use the word mate too much, It's weird....I'm always like...saying c'ya suckers! (To my friends) Cpt. Carebear

I've been asked by an America where I was from. On my reply - New Zealand - I was asked if it was part of Australia! Lieutenant J.J 05:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

LOL
Hey I just wanted to say that you make me laugh like hell. It's cool that you have a PS3, too :) lolz (oops you hate that word sorry)

-SkierPS3

It's alright, have you been reading the You know when you play COD too much blog? Yeah all of the things I've posted are true and have happened to me. You can add me on your friends list if you want [pwny]Blackplague06 :D Cheers. Cpt. Carebear

I'll be the sure to add you, and the blog is full of funny gags (plenty from you of course).

-SkierPS3

Yeah I tend to get a bit stupid on the weekends because that's when I play CoD the most. I work on the days after school at a pizza shop (my bosses are insane too). It's about this time when I get my CoD withdrawals and get a bit annoyed if my sister tries to act like she's saying something intelligent about military stuff. Cpt. Carebear

Good to see PS3 users around here. Doc.Richtofen 12:45, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Yo
The twilight craze makes me uber angry. I always say "If Eddie ever saw Blade he would make him shit sparkles." Sgt.Safe-Sex 01:09, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't know why everyone likes him. My mum goes to me one day, because I'm playing MW2, "Why don't you like Twilight?" I turned around and said, "Because that is false information about vampires, for a few reasons. They should not sparkle in the sunlight, because that gets them killed (and makes it easier to snipe), they're all ugly (except Jasper, he's the only one I like) and I've never been a big fan of girly stuff. You've got three other girls to go patronise with that bollocks. Leave me in peace with-- Oh my god! Bitch just knifed me!" And my brother was just sitting there laughing because he went all ninja on my arse. Cpt. Carebear

I know right...vampires are supposed to kill you ya know. I vant to suck your blud. Not lets have gay forbidden love. We are watching Romeo and Juliet in class and these chicks started sayin that R&J reminded them of Twilight. I like R&J so I was like you have that fucken backwards. This is how a story is told not that shit. Sgt.Safe-Sex 01:19, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

It's by far the most annoying thing since the Jobros and Miley Cyrus. How it infects the young, shit-for-brains, teenage people of our time. They need to make a MW movie so we can show them what real action is about. Cpt. Carebear

That is very true...I hate being American. We are the pop culture morons of the world...If a MW movie came out I would watch it sooooo many times in a row! Sgt.Safe-Sex 02:52, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd probably get it on my ipod if there was one (wink wink IW) and watch it during class. Cpt. Carebear

Im uber sorry it took so long to reply. But yea lol I hear ya. When I get my ipod I will probably download every MW2 trailer.

It's fine, that's a pretty good idea, and they should probably make one about the Nazi Zombie guys, that would be freaking awsome (too). Cpt. Carebear

Niiice that would make my tiny USA brain explode. Did you know you can get Nazi Zombies on an ipod Touch?

Yeah, I heard about that, I think my bro might have it on his (he's a huge CoD fan too, most of the stuff I posted in the 'you know you play CoD too much when' blog was what he does) ipod touch aswell. I hear that good old Richtofen is the instructor then gets turned into a zombie himself, how ironic. Cpt. Carebear

NO! Why Richtofen man...that's not cool. Why not Nikolai? But yea im gettin it. Love me some Nazi Zombies. BTW that stuff you put on You KNow You Play CoD TO Much When... was hilarious!

Thanks, all of its true. Sadly. And I seriously freak out every time a helicopter or a plane flies over our house. It's getting a bit...past any salvation now. Don't you like Nikolai? He's the bomb, I wish Dempsey was the one that would die on there. Like Richtofen says "I nominate Dempsey for crawler bait." Hey...I just realised something, I'm always Dempsey and I always get attack by the crawlers. Hmm, that gives me something to think about. Cpt. Carebear

Yea I like him but....Dempsey- Just badass. I mean c'mon he is the only resident of Awesometown. Takeo- Silent smurai ninja death bringer who likes fish. Richtofen- Insane doctor that likes to torture zombies AND killed Maxis and Samantha(kinda). Nikolai-Drunk fat guy...he is pretty funny though. They are all awesome in there own special way. And yea about the crawler bait...Doc is like the master of those damn things so they just do his bidding.

Yeah he is the master, but he loves them (in a weird way) by calling them his children. Though even zombies can be a bit bratty, like Richtofen says, "You are bastard child but child none zee less." I feel somewhat sorry for the zombie that had that yelled at him. I really think that it wouldn't be as fun without Richtofen, I mean, have you heard him singing the Jugger-nog song? Pure awsomeness. A I love Nikolai in Der Riese, after you use the teleporter sometime he'll say "Balls, check. Vodka, check. I'm good!" And I crack up everytime I hear that. Here's what I think:
 * Richtofen: funny, cute (in a pyschotic way...kinda have a crush on him...hahah), a master mind, loves the monkey bombs (but who doesn't?) And loves jugger-nog.
 * Dempsey: An American badass who loves to kill zombies (again, who doesn't?) And loves his MG, hate monkey bombs and loves to kill the hell hounds (I don't) also...I think his occupation in Awsometown would be a butcher.
 * Takeo: Very much so a ninja, silent and deadly. Pity he can't use that to seek away from the zombies.
 * Nikolai: A drunk, fat and kind of annoying person who only cares about a few things: one, his vodka, two, his nuts, and three, making sure EVERYONR knows how some of his wives died.

All bad ass characters. Though I agree when Richtofen says "Dempsey, I hate you, I hate your ugly voice." Cpt. Carebear

The zombies probably envy the total Badass squad of Zombie Mercs sent to destroy them. Those damn meatsacks dont stand a chance. You forgot how Dempsey loves the ray gun. "I dont know who Ray is but his gun rips!"

And don't forget that Richtofen likes the flamethrowers. "Oh! Watch the pretty fire!" and my fave, "It must be FRY-day..hahahaha" And then there's the one if you knife a zombie (or kill it at close range) "Oh, do you have the time? Hahahaha" In his usual high pitched 'oh' and his funny laugh. Man, those zombies don't have a chance. Cpt. Carebear

LOL
You'll be to the near point of crying (in laughter) after you are done reading this.     Maj.Gage   Talk . 01:45, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for that Maj. Gage I needed my day to be brightened up. I love the Christmas and the Koala ones. Freaking awsome how sarcastic us Aussies can be. I remember we had this Yankee Exchange student at school at the first thing he said was "Holy Shit! You guys have cattle too?!" (He was looking at the Ag farm) and I said "Nope, those are a breed of horse called Murray Grey, you only see em in Australia." And he believed me, my friends were just pissing themselves laughing. And for those people wondering, no we don't have hippo races. Though we have camel ones, and don't go to Kings Cross at night (and naked) because bad things happen there. We hang shit on everyone and everything, even the diggers (soldiers) do it. They call the MREs "Meals Ready to Excrete" the spoons that come with them "FREDs" (Fucking Rediculous Eating Device) and the call their Commanding Officer Cock-orange (in WWII). We need some Aussies in CoD (not ones that DIE ALL THE TIME!) Cpt. Carebear, you're resident teddy with teeth.


 * Man, this was hilarious. God I hate people like that, it gives us Americans that are actually intelligent a bad name.  But every country has their idiots.  America just has more than their fair share of idiots.  And fat people.  We've got a lot of those too.  05:24, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's like that in Australia too. Everyone (people from other countries) think we're all bogan. I find that funny because how many people do you see walking about with the following (this is what bogans where, mostly...):
 * A flannel shirt (formal...ish)
 * AC/DC shirt
 * Thongs (not G-strings....I think Americans call them....flip flops? Correct me if I'm wrong.)
 * Jeans with cow shit stains.
 * A mullet (Thanks Billy Ray Cyrus, you've f---ed up us normal Aussies now.)
 * A ute (like a pick up truck but....lower)
 * And their radio blairs out AC/DC or Kiss, unless you're like my dad, then it's AC/DC, Skyhooks, Kiss and Queen.

And just think of your exsistance as being ironic or you were born about the bell curb. That's what I think, pity. Cpt. Carebear.


 * Yeah, we call 'em flip-flops. I've heard them referred to as thongs before too, but of course some immature little idiot has to make a stupid comment.  We've got a lot of immature people in America too.  *Sigh*  I guess there's a reason stereotypes exist.  I've actually got a friend from Australia.  He's one of the coolest guys I know.  Then again, when I was in high school this kid went to Australia and came back a freak, although I'm not sure that's Australia's fault.  He was always a little weird, but when he got back he started a cult that worshiped a word.  Just a word.  Simon Baker's Australian though, and he's awesome.  05:48, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, we have some pretty awsome people here: we've got Rolf Harris (I think he was like NZ but we claimed him), the Bee Gees, AC/DC (Scottish, yes I know, again, we claimed them *we claim everyone*), Hugh Jackman and yeah... Come to think of it, we haven't really got that many cool people...Crocadile Dundee too, maybe, does that count? I love it when he says "That's not a knife *pulls out something that resemebles a bowie knife* This is a knife." Pure Aussie humour.


 * Of course fictional characters count. I like most fictional Americans more than real Americans.  Other cool Aussies...well, I've always loved Steve Irwin.  Anyway, you think Australia claims people as their own, I think the U.S. has you beat there.  I'm not even going to attempt to list the people America has claimed as being American.  About half of Mexico, at any rate.  06:17, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't really like Steve Irwin, sorry to say that. And his kid (Bindy) is an annoying little brat whom plagues the Animal Planet Channel with her Croc men dancing fags. Australis doesn't really have any fictional people who are awsome... Rook, yeah he was awsome, but he was killed off. Man we need more Aussies in CoD games, we'd be the comical reielf for everyone. (Trust me, when you hang around one of us for a while you'll see why.) Yeah there are some pretty awsome fictional yankee characters, like Langdon from Angels & Demons (also The Da Vinci Code and Lost symbols. Dan Brown's an awsome writer) and have you read "Planet of the apes"? Well...the writer who wrote that wrote a book called "The Virtues of hell" and I think that Bulter's a pretty cool character...so is Herrick and Fitz too. Yeah I like older books. I think the oldest one I've read was like H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulu Mythos. Man I'm a nerd. Cpt. Carebear


 * Yeah, Rook was a pimp. There should definitely be some Aussies in CoD.  I love the Robert Langdon books, probably my favorites. Haven't read those other ones.  Well, I best be off to bed, rather late over here in America. Night.  06:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Righto, nighty-night. Don't let the bed bugs bite, or the dogs for that matter. Cpt. Carebear

Re: Hey
Thanks, I play on PS3, PSN: Shiroi_Wolf. --Razgriez 05:58, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

It's okay...you're a pretty cool person, who's probably gonna beat my arse at MW2. But oh well, like James Hetfield said, "It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye... It's fun but you can't see" (Or something along the lines of that.)

Heh, I prefer a line a teacher from my high school often said: "It's funny until someone get's hurt, then it's hilarious!"

That's a good one, my Music teacher said something like that to me when my guitar string broke and buck shot me (I had a light cut across the back of my hand) and I kind of threw my book at him saying, "I dare you to say that again." He shut up for the rest of the lesson (we've known eachother for ages...and he thinks I'm his worst enemy.) My grade six teacher always used to say "It's better for someone to think you'r an idiot than open your mouth and prove it." Haha. My teachers are mad. And my HPE teacher always said that too, like when I got hit in the face with a softball (that's a load of BS, it ain't soft at all.) Cpt. Carebear

RE: Hey Neighbour
I think they should have the NZSAS in one of their next games. Yes, It is good that there is at least a few people representing the far away countries, but sorry, I only have CoD 3 on PS2, I played 4 and 5 at a friend's house ages ago, and MW2 at a Youth Group LAN party. It would have been good to verse someone I kinda knew, c'est la vie. Lieutenant J.J 01:20, December 18, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

Bass
Hey, I play bass too! Can you play Enter Sandman by Metallica? It's pretty easy, but harder than any AC/DC song I know! Lieutenant J.J 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC)Lieutenant J.J

I can play a few Metallica songs; Enter Sandman, King Nothing (really fun on bass), For Whom The Bell Tolls (one of the hardest songs I know) I can play those on bass and on guitar I can play; 2x4, Bad Seed, The Day that never comes, All Nightmare Long, That was just your life and a few more. I can also play a few Linkin Park songs. God, I'm such a weird person.

MW2
Hey Carebear, do you play MW2 on 360 or PS3? If 360 add me. My gt is the same as my username. User:II Superlative