Forum:Captain MacMillan Facts

There's plenty of Chuck Norris-like facts going around about MacMillan, like if you insult MacMillan, the last thing you hear is "Oi, Suzy".

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When Captain Macmillian says "50,000 people used to live here but now its a ghostown" he actuly meant that he killed them all75.118.157.102 20:09, May 26, 2010 (UTC) zac k. made by: Ariel F
 * Before the terrorists go to bed at night they check they're backyard for Macmillan* :3

LITE992 02:10, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Chuck Norris went to Infinty Ward himself to design MacMillan. Once he was created, Chuck had found his equal.
 * Price didn't actually shoot off Zakhaev's arm. MacMillan actually ran down the staircase, to Zakhaev, ripped off his arm and then ran back to Price to give him a pat on the back for a good shot.  It was him all along.

Gotta love MacMillan. Here's mine: That's all I got for now. And I use that infamous line, "Oi Suzy", to get the attention of my friends, works every time (though there is this chick that says "Yeah?" every time, she's Suzy (annoying too).--Cpt. Carebear 02:43, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * In the beginning of the world there was nothing, then Captain MacMillan said "Oi Suzy" and bashed a rock with the butt of the rifle. That, my children, is how the world began. (My science teacher said that, go Malley!)
 * When Captain MacMillan said "Don't shoot the dog" he wasn't scared that he would die, but Price would.
 * Captain MacMillan didn't actually hurt his leg in One Shot, One Kill, he just wanted Price to carry him the rest of the way.

Captain MacMillan can beat Sniper Fi before it starts. Ghost will say "Ready Up" followed by "Good job team". LITE992 17:11, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan doesn't need his gun, it needs him. Doc.Richtofen 17:51, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan doesn't sleep, he finds a patch of grass and goes prone. When he wakes up, he has a habit of saying, "Too much radiation, we'll have to go around". LITE992 03:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Outer Space only exists because it didn't want to be on the same planet as Cpt. Macmillan. Doc.Richtofen 19:03, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Though some people would like to see MacMillan as a playable character in the CoD series, this will never happen. This is due to the fact that MacMillan's sheer awesomeness would cause any console to explode and kill the player. Corporal Morgan, RRoS 19:10, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan can see Russia from his backyard. Sgt. Kamarov 19:27, January 16, 2010 (UTC) When Captain Macmillian says "50,000 people used to live here but now it's a ghostown" he killed all of them. Captain MacMillan is actually the elder brother of Cpl. Gary McLintoch of 'Gary:Tank Commander' fame; after the attempted assasination of Imran Zakhaev, Gary had to change his name to McLintoch to protect him from possible revenge attacks by Ultranationalists. Corporal Morgan, RRoS 20:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

LITE992 03:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Captain MacMillan is in MW2, you just can't see him. Ever.
 * You didn't kill anybody in MW2, MacMillan was too fast for you.
 * Despite wearing the same ghillie suit all the time, Captain MacMillan can blend in with any environment. When he's standing.  In the open.
 * Captain MacMillan has more headshots than kills. His number of headshots is such a high number, that only he knows it.

The enemy always thinks Captain MacMillan is a patch of grass aiming between their eyes. [That's the best I can think of] Alpha671 18:45, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan doesn't even need to aim, he will always get a headshot. LITE992 20:21, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan doesn't compensate for variable humidity,wind speed and direction or the coriolis effect. Mother nature compensates for where Macmillan's crosshairs are. Mercenary2112 February 01 2010

MacMillan eats radiation for breakfast. [Webbjr] February 06 2010

Macmillian can shoot you in the foot and get a headshot. Macmillian never pulls the trigger, the trigger falls back in fear of being touched by Macmillian. When macmillian as born, the doctor slapped him-Macmillian's first recorded kill was 0.9 seconds later. Slew10 23:43, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

Once, when he was bored, MacMillan hijacked Nikolai's Little Bird (stranding him in the Afghan desert), headshot Shepherd before Soap had any time to throw his knife, performed impromptu surgery on him to treat his wounds, went back in time to World War II, flew over Stalingrad with the helicopter, jumped out, caught Petrenko's bullet in midair, threw it at General Amsel and got a headshot. Kareljanis 9:41, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

LITE992 03:20, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * When you get 7 stars in GTA, MacMillan comes for you.
 * When grass moves, people run in fear because they think MacMillan is there.
 * Captain MacMillan's wife is an M21.
 * Captain MacMillan does not use a silencer, he just tells the bullet to shut up. The bullet agrees.

MacMillan finished High Explosive with one thumper shot ^Needs to be signed^

LITE992 20:25, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * The Americans invaded Iraq for WMD's. It turns out MacMillan left his sniper rifle there.
 * The Americans never found WMD's. MacMillan and his rifle are always on the move.
 * In every war, nobody ever kills anybody. MacMillan is killing soldiers on both sides to make the fight seem even.

under the ghille suit there is no cloths only more guns and ammo water did not form on the planet Micillen took a nap while sweating crusading bullet feb 8 2010

If you have an M21 and MacMillan has an M21, MacMillan has a larger mag than you 206.53.153.187 22:47, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

forgot one. When Cpt. Price shot down Shepard's Pavelow, he wasn't shooting nades or using explosive rounds. He was just borrowing Macmillian's rifle Slew10 20:02, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

.Price didn't shoot zakhev's arm of, mcmillian rapped him with the "soft leafs" on his qullie suit licked his crack shoved crack up his arse and put his soft leavs up his arse and "fired a round" and then got some acid paint and played with cracks and "soft leaves"

Makarov didn't kill all those civilians at the airport, MacMillan did it to make Makarov look tough. Makarov went into hiding at the end of MW2 after Price told him this.LITE992 01:56, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

What macmillan did in his time as a captain was snipe.If he was real this would be his favourite website

MacMillan has never shot a bullet ever, the bullets run away from him.AdvancedRookie 21:32, February 16, 2010 (UTC)


 * MacMillan does not use stealth, his enemies pretend like they didn't see him.
 * Contrary to popular belief, MacMillan is not Godlike, God is MacMillanlike. LITE992 03:16, February 18, 2010 (UTC)

MacMillan once sneezed in Phoenix, AZ. The resulting mucous came together and formed McMillan Brothers Rifle Co. As for why there's no "a", its because MacMillan is hiding in it. MegaMonkeyChunk 21:28, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

If you shot at MacMillan with the same gun as his and he shot at you at the same time, he shot you 5 seconds quicker and moved out of your bullet's path. Alpha671 09:59, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan can use bolt-actions like a semi-automatic ; The bolt handle becomes to scared to allow MacMillan to bolt it, so it bolts by itself as fast as it can.


 * Captain MacMillan can shoot web
 * MacMillan has only one round in his magazine. That's all he needs LITE992 04:17, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

When Captain MacMillan plays multiplayer, he gets a free Steady Aim and Iron Lungs along with his other perks. Also, he has unlimited claymores.

In America, MacMillan snipes you. In Soviet Russia, MacMillan still snipes YOU! LITE992 01:17, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

Macmillan killed 50,000 people in Pripyat, Ukraine


 * Before all ghillied up, McMillan told all of the enemies to pretend they dont see him, if they disobey, he owns them and blames price for getting them spotted.
 * When it says that your actions got captain McMillan killed, he does not really die, he just plays dead and likes seeing the look on your face when you end up back at the beginning of the level.
 * Capt. MacMillan is the only reason why we ever invented lawn mowersDA#BIG#TURD 02:35, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Macmillans most famous headshot was JFK. Captain Macmillan can accurately shoot a sniper bullet with his bare hands he just decides to use the macmillan sniper because he likes being named after it. Captain macmillan only gets a minor head ache when he gets shot in the head. too bad he almost never gets hit


 * 50,000 people used to live in this city... then MacMillan showed up.
 * With just one bullet, Captain Macmillan killed Amsel, Chernov, Al-Asad, Zakhaev and his son, and Shepherd. Makarov is next on his list.
 * If you have 5 bullets and Macmillan has 5 bullets, Macmillan has more bullets than you. 68.171.234.182 01:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Price didn't shoot Zakhaev's arm off, just before the bullet hit him Macmillan yelled 'Oi Suzy' causing the arm the leap out of it's socket in fright.

a predator is really macmillan's parachute route (unsigned)


 * A shotgun shell doesn't exist. Macmillan just scares a .25 cal round into making little babies in mid-flight. --BB


 * L.H.O didn't kill JFK. he was ordering pizza when Macmillan showed up there, shot through the phone, ricocheted and killed him. -- BB

Macmillan owns the best sniper rifle in the world. IW had to reduce the power of the M21 in multiplayer so players would use different snipers. LITE992 11:09, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Private Petrinko didn't kill the Nazi General Amsuel. That was actually MacMillan shooting through a time warp.

A Predator Missile is really just MacMillan dropping a penny from outer space. LITE992 00:55, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Macmillan doesn't need a callsign when playing multiplayer, you'll know when he kills you. Macmillan eats his cereal out of a barret 50. cal. Every time macmillan sneezes,a Russian losses an arm. Macmillan IS the tactical nuke (generic solder)

Al-asad never detonated the nuke,macmillan blinked and startled an explosion.MacMillan was wrong one time in his life, that was when he thought he made a mistake (generic solder)

Cpt. MacMillan was going to be the 25 killstreak in MW2, but the developers changed their minds. TheManOfIron  T  C  E   B 01:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

there is no face under macmillans ghillie suit,only another sniper rifle.(generic solder)

MacMillian is in fact the 250 killstreak in Modern Warfare 2 (generic solder)

Captain MacMillan loves Mike-Romeo-Echos.Alpha671 05:37, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan's guns have no recoil, because he was able to remove it with his teeth. LITE992 20:00, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan has survied a Tactical Nuke. Captian MacMillan is a cancelled killstreak in MW2 worth 1,000 kills. But IW changed there mind because nobody exept MacMillan could reach it. -- Talk 20:18, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Captain MacMillan had himself cloned so he is the character in any of the games. 20:10, May 11, 2010 (UTC)alexandercw

If you kill a guy before MacMillan hits him, it will be Game Over and the message reads: "You pissed﻿ off Captain MacMillan!" And then you die, because while you're reading the message, MacMillan runs up and knifes you.


 * THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE MOW THEIR LAWN IS TO MAKE SURE MACMILLAN ISN'T THERE.
 * He could have shot the wild dog and taken them all on, but was afraid Price would die.
 * He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
 * His tears can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
 * He's too good to be a ninja, so became SAS.
 * Went skydiving once, but he didn't do it again because we don't need a 2nd grand canyon.
 * He's Glaswegian and wears a tin foil hat he needs to steak knife he has his fists

--Soldier woman 23:35, May 18, 2010 (UTC) GameFAQ's

Captain MacMillan doesn't wall hack, the walls just make his bullets bounce to his enemies.LITE992 01:23, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

The only reason the birds chirp every morning is to keep MacMillan happy. 17:58, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Under captain MacMillan's ghillie suit is an other ghillie suit. "2010 June 15, 10:16" —Unsigned comment was added by 84.236.74.148.

JFK wasn't killed by Lee Harvey Oswald. MacMillian wondered what would happen if he just took a random shot at nothing in particular and seeing as he always gets a headshot, JFK was unforunatly killed in his experminet.

Check out the new Captain MacMillan Facts blog![]LITE992 12:36, May 24, 2010 (UTC)