User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-1627289-20091213102654

You start yelling, for no reason, at your family "I have no time for traitors!" And persist to shoot them with an imaginary gun because they're taking too long in the bathroom.

When for an assignment you have to write about war, you choose to write about the one in 2011 and 2016, claiming that the Ultranationalist (and SAS) will launch nukes, kill presidents, attack the US (I don't really care, sorry people in the USA), and there will be a psycho General incharge of the rangers and you will also talk about how badass Ghost is and how stupid Soap's mohawk is (sorry if you like the hairdo, I don't).

When you want to learn the mulitplayer level up music on an instrument.

When you claim to pull a 'maccy' (hurt your leg) so you can get out of work and play CoD

When, for a speech about peace, you go on about how the SAS tried that, failed, tried it again and kind of still failed. Of course you also talk about Gen. Shepherd and Makarov.

When you have a chronic fear of teddy bears, though real bears don't scare you.

When you scream at the word 'Shepherd'. (Gen. Shepherd and the dogs.)

When your father asks if your on drugs because your eyes are bloodshot and your reaction time is extremely slow, you say "Nope. Just been playing CoD for about two days straight, new record too."

When you see how long you can play for before you get really tired. (My time is like 2 and a bit days)

When there are large amounts of pizza boxes, beer/coke/red bull cans and several action figures in your room. You claim you're stocking up for 2011 and 2016

You want to save Gaz before he dies.

You steal your sister's doll house and put army men in there, and you claim you're the commander of the SAS/Ranger/Spetsnaz/Marines and you're planning an attack on someone else.

When you walk into work and someone says "You're late" because you breached in slow-mo.

When you can tactical nuke.

When you can get an EMP.

You freak everytime a black jeep/plane/helicopter comes near you because you think that it's the Shadow Company.

When you think the Shadow Company should be like...ninjas (the name's a bit off)

When, for a resume, you say "Works well in teams, can breach, knows how to use the following guns: UMP, M4A1 (or M4A5 if you're Aussie), Flashbangs, nades, noobtube (though you use it when needed) and you also say that you've got the trophies "Pit Boss" and you beat IW times on FNG course and the Pit.