Forum:If you were in Zombies, what would your quotes be?

Here's some of mine: "Oh, no power. How original."

- At the start of a match "Woohoo!"

- When killing multiple zombies "You're 'armless now, haha!"

- When blowing a zombie's arm off "One shot, one kill, that's my philosophy."

- When getting an M14 off the wall "Retro style, nice!"

- When getting an Olympia off the wall "Faster than a speeding building! ...Or something."

- When getting an MP5k off the wall "Cha-ching!"

- When getting double points "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

- Insta-Kill "Now, THAT'S a big kaboom!"

- Nuke "When will this thing stop coming back to haunt me?!"

- When getting a teddy bear from the Mystery Box

"(impatiently) Oh, hurry up, I'm a busy man."

- When waiting for the PaP machiine.

"Bleurgh... an acquired taste, I presume?"

- After drinking Quick Revive

"(OTT Western voice) Y'all gonna feel the pain, darn tootin'!"

- After drinking Double Tap

"Aaaahhh... and people say soda isn't good for you."

- After drinking Juggernog

"Whooooa, mama!"

- After drinking Speed Cola

"It's only overpowered if it's used against you, right?"

- Said rarely when getting Juggernog

That's all I can think of for now. What would your quotes and one-liners be? Sgt. S.S. 11:28, February 6, 2011 (UTC) "Words cannot describe..."

- Shotrocket6

"Holy Crap! This is just like Nazi Zombies! Oh wait...."-when starting a match.- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"IF YOU TOUCH ME, IM GONNA KILL YOU, THEN REVIVE YOU, THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!".- Diegox223  Talk  16:52, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

"In Cosmodrome Richtofen doesn't kill zombies, zombies kill Richtofen" -TheDoctor1

"Fuck, we need to get the power on!!!"

- At the start of a match. "Suck on this!"

- When killing mutiple zombies "Awww Snap!"

- Upon getting a Wonder Weapon. "I must be getting high."

- After passing a crawler zombie's gas. "BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!!"

- After aquiring a shotgun. "Say hello to my little friend"

- Upon getting the Death Machine.  RC  ™   03:38, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Power is not on? Are you serious?"-Start of the match.

"Man I'm covered in blood that's not mine." -After killing several zombies.

"Hey anyone wanna' play Left 4 Dead?'" -Random fourth wall breaking quote. DLS talk 03:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

''"NO! That is not a hot dog!" -Killing a crawler that recently attacked you. Johnny McAppleSeed 04:03, February 7, 2011 (UTC)''

".....uhh.....no. Don't ever say that again." - In reply to the above quote. --

"YIPPIE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" -- CoD addict (talk) - 04:15, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"Hasta! La Victoria! SIEMPRE!"

- At the start of a match

"Esto es para ti, Maria."

- When getting a headshot.

"Get ready to feel the pain!"

- Upon acquiring an M4A1 with an M203 grenade launcher

"Oh hell yes!"

- Upon acquiring a shotgun.

"Maria! I'm coming home!"

- Downed Juan José Rodriguez reportin' for duty. 04:57, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"He must be from Meridian" -after killing a zombie

"Wonder waffle, wonder waffle, wonder waffle!" When at the mystery box

"No power? Oh well." At the start

"This is 34! Oorah!" - after killing a horde. Conqueror of all Zombies 05:04, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

"It hasn't been this dark since I was in your head."

- Beginning of match

"Problem, zombies? TrollFace-1-.png"

- Multiple zombie deaths

"Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu"

- When downed -- 05:08, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I sharted

-after getting a nukeSavagepork 02:56, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

''"I need power if I can ever watch YouTube again!" ''- at the start of a match.

"I really like my job situation right now." - Killing a zombie.

''"Ammo is required for the zombie-killing machine to work!" ''- Low ammo,

''"Come on, lassie, give me something GOOD!" ''- Mystery Box

"I guess the world still has genuises! " - SMG

''"He was fun." - ''Explosive Kill

''"Puppy wants kibble? TOO FUCKING BAD!" -''Hellhound

''"I like it.... but I also hate it, too." ''- Monkey Bombs

"I wonder what this does.... oh fuck." - Wonder weapon.

"What I always need, stronger guns." - PaP Machine.

''"Trust me, you don't want to eat me, I just drank some quick revive." - downed ''

"Am I Nikolai? DAMN! I really wanted to be Nikolai!"- start of round

''Im DOWN and I have the ray gun, wait, no I dont! - ''when downed

MI-24 Hind's Quotes
Hell yeah!!- get's an MG42 or RPK

DSHK!!!- opens a room and finds a DShK inside

I hate this f***ing gun- get's an M4A1, Vector, L86 LSW, Spectre

Now THIS is what i'm talking about!- get's an AK-47

There's no power here, there's no power in Der Riese, there's no power in Verruckt, there's no power ANYWHERE!!- start of game

What the hell's this?- looking at teleporter

This'll put those bastards down!-gets any sort of shotgun
M14, hmm I think I may have used one of these in COD4.- buys an M14

Ahh, shit- trys to buy something without enough points

Pistol whipping them with this would be more effective than shooting- gets a pistol(not the magnum)

They have released the dogs! Damn it!- hellhound round

Helldogs!- hellhound round

This is one badass gun!- kills zombies with the wunderwaffe DG-2

Time to pack a punch my gun!- gets 5000 points

No ammo, no dead zombies- no ammo

Suck it up, there's more where that came from!- gibs a zombie

The MG42, my favourite!- gets an MG42

This better be good- opens mystery box

This'll do the job- gets a wonder weapon

I HATE monkeys!- throws a monkey bomb

Pack a punch! sounds like something awesome!- upgrades a gun

Hey nikolai, can I have some vodka?- when nikolai says something about vodka

Long range Sniper rifle! good enough for me- gets a sniper rifle

no good!- gets a bad gun

Reznov would be proud- gets the sickle

I no longer feel like shit- buys juggernog

If only I could mount this on a wall- gets a machine gun with bi-pod

now what's going to happen? oh, crap- hellhounds

thanks- gets revived

oh I feel like idiot- goes down

my perks! noo! - goes down

you're still in one piece. get up- revives someone

bye bye, motherf***ers!- teleports

an electricity trap! I like this!- uses electric barrier

BBQ'ed zombies! who's hungry?- uses fire trap

Kalashnikov would be proud- obtains the AK-47 or RPK

how many have I killed? 100, 200, I don't know- randomly

M16, american piece of shit- gets M16

M14, american ingenuity!- gets M14

The BAR! I had this in COD WAW!!- gets the B.A.R.

so many deaths- randomly

I always liked these hidden songs- activates music easter egg

First the Colt, then the CZ75, and now this! What's next!- gets the teddy bear

Hope you're ready to eat lead!- gets teddy bear

I never got what the F*** it's laughing at- gets teddy bear

I don't get the joke- gets teddy bear

wonder what's in there?- walks up to a door not yet opened

you touch me, I kill you! sounds like deal- kills zombie

F*** you!- gun get's stolen by theif

would you just die?- shooting at theif

It's a glitch!- goes down

mabye i'll leave the game- all but one person dies

DIE!- kills zombie

If I don't find ammo, I will have to throw this at them!- out of ammo

XxGodOfPwnxX's Quotes
"I can survive without power..." -Start of match

"The force is within!" -Picked up Insta-Kill

"I'll mow the lawn. Right now." -Picked up Max Ammo

"DOUBLE THE PAIN!!" -Picked up 2x Points

"Ahh...relaxing time." -Picked up Carpenter

"Better than the Minigun, I suppose." -Picked up Death Machine

"No flaming sale signs?" -Picked up Fire Sale

"My vodka! How amazing!" -Picked up Random Perk Bottle

"Tougher than nails now!" -Drinks Jugger-nog

"Must be the old 100% cocaine Coke." -Drinks Speed Cola

"LIGHTEN UP ON THE FISH OIL!!" -Drinks Quick Revive

"At least it fixed that jamming problem..." -Drinks Double Tap

"Feeling very explosive today!" -Drinks PhD Flopper

"Usain Bolt, here I come!" -Drinks Stammin-Up

"Now this gun looks like me!" -Pack-A-Punching

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" -Start of Dog Round

"We didn't even start negotiating yet. Stupid Thief." -Start of Pentagon Thief Round

"Dogs. Now monkies. Then what? Possessed teddy bears?" -Start of Monkey Round

"It just got personal." -Gets downed

"I must be having a nightmare. In reality." -Died

"I see the light... nevermind, it disappeared." -Gets Revived

"So no more counters, I like this shop!" -Buys weapon off the wall

"Not illegal gambling I suppose." -Gets Random Box weapon

"Appropriate name for a wonderful weapon!" -Gets Wonder weapon

"The bus would've been faster." -Teleporting

"I paid for this useless junk. Wow." -Using any traps

"And...voila! Power. Any tips?" -Turned on power

"I'm great at these. Any chocolate now?" -Activated Easter Egg

"Don't cry now, there's a lot more lead coming!" -Killing Multiple Zombies

"A 360. Oh, that was your head." -HEADSHOT

"911? No? Then I must deal more pain!" -Gibbed a Zombie

"No legs now you dirty little maggots! You're a creepy crawler!!!" -Bombed a crawler

XxGodOfPwnxX 22:06, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

BonJovi4Eva quote(s)
"Yippe kai-yay mother FUCKER"

--After a headshot

"RAISE YOUR HANDS(sings) AND THEN DIE!!!

- After a headshot

TheNotorious64 Quotes
It kills almost as fast as my chainsaw...
 * -After buying a Bowie Knife

Woo! Ready for Meatsacks?
 * -After buying a bowie knife

Yes, YES! I fight for the Soviet Union!
 * -After buying the Sickle

Why can't I just hit 'em with it?
 * -When out of ammo

Hits harder than a bag o' hammers!
 * -Recieving an M72 LAW

Mmmmmm, Pancakes.
 * -Recieving a DP-28 (c'mon, it could happen)

I said FREEZE, Bitch!
 * -After using the Winters Howl on a group of zombies

Go long, Maggot Whore!
 * -After obtaining a sniper rifle

C'mon, man, gimme some Shady!
 * -After activating a musical easter egg

It's like a nail gun. WITHOUT THE NAILS!!!
 * -After obtaining a Python

Here comes the BOOM!
 * -After buying a Stakeout

Ha Ha! Beat you like a wife!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Zombies. They are like people. But they cry less.
 * -Randomly

Crying for your mommy, zombie? (pause) Hooray!
 * -Randomly

Burst fire..... Makes Me ANGRY!!!
 * -After obtaining a G11

NO! I hate hugs!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

When i move you move. (pause) Yeah, just like that.
 * -While being chased by a large horde

Where's the twinkie!
 * -After buying Stamin-Up

Prunes? Oooh, I have to poop.
 * -After buying PhD Flopper

I'm tigger happy every day!
 * -After buying Double Tap Root Beer (Reference to a Weird Al song)

I told you i'm a tough motherfucker!
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

I am so much more efficient now.
 * -After buying Speed Cola

(Throws up) Ugh, tastes like my mom's cooking.
 * -After buying Quick Revive

Just call me Capone!
 * -After buying a Thompson

Chop! Chop! Timber!
 * -After knifing a zombie

Awwwww, I have no more friends...
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Ooh! Monkey! I clap too.
 * -After seeing a Monkey Bomb

This better improve my K/D Ratio!
 * -After killing multiple zombies

Rate of fire? Very high! Reload time? Oh, shit...
 * -After obtaining an M60 (Can't a boy dream?)

They will bleed very much with this!
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Awww.... How cute.
 * -After creating a crawler

SpongeZomb NoPants!
 * -After creating a crawler

FEAR THE MULLET!!!
 * -Randomly

Two dogs, one bun? That ain't right.
 * -Randomly

Can I prestige, too?
 * -After buying Pack-A-Punch

I always was more of a cat person.
 * -After killing a Hellhound

When does the next Map Pack come out?
 * -Randomly

At least I can swing with it.
 * -After obtaining a Ballistic Knife

Ack! Brush your damn teeth!
 * -After getting hit by a zombie

Beauty of Annihilation was better...
 * -After activating a Musical Easer Egg

You like the way I do it right thurr, right thurr.
 * -Randomly

It explodes them, and not us? Glorious!
 * -After getting a nuke

As they say in Missouri, I ain't goin' back to Missouri.
 * -Randomly

Hang on! I got a text.
 * -When downed

What? I'm ticklish.
 * -After getting revived

There are no terrible guns, just terrible people! Well, except this thing...
 * -After obtaining a single CZ75

Come to me! I must teach you.
 * -Randomly

I told my docter I was bitten by zombies in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
 * -Randomly

I could have eaten ammo and crapped out a better gun!
 * -After obtaining a Python"

No! What... Happened? I can't fucking remember!
 * -At the beggining of a match

I... I remember! Orion... NO!
 * -After listening to all radios

I will have REVENGE!!!
 * -Randomly

Clankety clank, I'm a tank.
 * -After buying Jugger-nog

Spawn of the Silverback, you will die!
 * -Start of a monkey round

I'm going to take your face and use it to, uh, damn...
 * -After killing a zombie

I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
 * -Randomly

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
 * -Randomly

Gotta catch 'em all! Hehehe
 * -After killing multiple zombies with a Gersch Device

God, my back is killing me.
 * -Randomly

Venkman! Where are you?
 * -Obtaining Wunderwaffe DG-2

We must cross the streams!
 * -When another player obtains a Wunderwaffe DG-2

A song doesn't help me kill any fucking zombies!
 * -Unlocked musical easter egg

Might as well check Facebook...
 * -When downed

Castro! Burn them with your cigar!
 * -Obtains Insta-kill

Better than talking to my mom.
 * -When downed

Maybe I can get a Lightsaber as a bayonet?
 * -Obtains an M14

Castro! Get your ass over here!
 * -When Downed

Comrade Castro! Come to my aid!
 * -When downed

Fidel! I need your help, comrade!
 * -When downed

The cigar of your life will not burn out tonight!
 * -When Castro goes down

When we get to Cuba, we will be commended as heroes!
 * -Randomly to Castro

This weapon will pave the way for new nations!
 * -Obtained the Ray Gun

Mullet 1, Zombie 0.
 * -After a headshot

If Jake could see this shit...
 * -Randomly

You're good, Dick!
 * -Nixon gets a headshot

Where are you, Dick?
 * -When downed

I like you, Dick!
 * -After Nixon kills several zombies

Here's Dick!
 * -Randomly

Your defense is as tight as Watergate, Dick!
 * -When Nixon is downed

Castro? I need a drink.
 * -Randomly

Achoo!
 * -After killing multiple zombies with Thundergun

Yeah, Dempsey, let's tear these motherfuckers a new one!
 * -Randomly

Dempsey! Man down!
 * -When downed

Dempsey, Here I come!
 * -When Dempsey is downed

Damn! Glee is on!
 * -Tuesdays at 8:00

Business in front, party in the back!
 * -When a large group of zombies approaches

LITE992 quotes
"Yeah, no power. Tell me something I don't know"

- Start of a match

"Rally round the family with a pocket full of shells!"

- Getting a shotgun

"I got a sniper rifle, now get me a tent!"

- Obtaining a sniper rifle

"Dude this is just like Left 4 Dead!"

- Random

"If I lag, it's not my fault"

- Random

"It costs 400,000 points to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"

- Getting a Death Machine

"RAWKET LAWNCHAIR!"

- Obtaining a rocket launcher

"Tits or GTFO!"

- Killing a zombie that injured him

"I dare ya, ragequit!"

- Killing a lot of zombies

"Juggernog make me strong!"

- Drinking Juggernog

"GOTTA GO FAST"

- Drinking Stamin-Up

"GOTTA RELOAD FAST"

- Drinking Speed Cola

"GOTTA SPAM FAST"

- Drinking Double Tap

"RELOUDING!"

- Reloading

"Its power level is over 9000!"

- Getting a Pack-a-Punched gun

"Kalashnikov would be proud"

- Obtaining AK-47, AK74u, RPK

"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests. And the AK-74u"

- Random

"How could this happen"

- Downed

"I owe you a drink, comrade"

- Revived

"Noes!"

- Me after being killed.

That's all I can actually do in zombies, not that good at it xD 18:44, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

SXe Fiend
"Where have I seen this exact situation before?"

- When starting the game.

Razgriez
Razgriez 18:47, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Razgriez 04:15, February 19, 2011 (UTC)

How are you still here.~When making a crawler with the ray gun.

Come on, Come on, Come on theres a freakin zombie apocalyse and you just took my gun hurry up~while PaP

LuzerChezbergr
"I hate zombies."- At the start of a match.

"It's Nazi Zombies, not Zombie Nazis, dad. Get it right."- At the start of a match.

"Hey! This tastes like... internet...."- After drinking Quick Revive.

"I use Aeroblast! It's super effective!"- When getting the Thundergun.

"I just need to run some scams, and I would be rich enough to buy a jawbreaker!"- When getting Double Points.

"This is my thunder cloud, and these bolts are my judgement, and that piece of paper is a lawsuit from Game Freak."- After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Hey. Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Baby, baby, baby, aahhhhhh!"- After getting the Ray Gun.

"(A lame attempt to make Zekrom's cry) Okay, that sucked."- After drinking Juggernog.

"This would work if I was a Spy. But I'm not!"- After getting the Python.

"You don't learn thins at boot camp! WOOHOO!"- When knifing zombies in consecutive swipes (Bulletstorm refference).

"Pltpltpltpltpltpltplt(etc.)!"- When firing a large amount of ammo in one trigger pull.

"If only there are exploding Oreos in this thing. That would be awesome!"- When opening the Mystery Box.

"HEEELLLPPP! I am down (casually)." When downed.

"Let's get it on, like- DARN YOU NINTEN- OH MY GOSH, I HATE COPYRIGHT!"- When revived.

"Die Unterwasche ist kaput! Sehr kaput!"- Randomly.

"Where is my Head Hunter? I want my Head Hunter!"- When getting a sniper rifle.

AscendFromDarkness Quotes
"Okay, so now the Zombies storyline is getting repetitive too?"

-Start of match

"The deadlest weapon in the world is a zombie ass-kicking baddass and his rifle!"

-Upon buying a long range rifle, like the M14 (Full Metal Jacket/Famous Quote reference)

"Its over before its even begun!"

-Geting downed in the first 5 rounds

"I am in a world of shit...but I am alive!"

- Upon getting revived (Full Metal Jacket reference)

"Two games old and this thing still packs a punch!"

-At the PaP room

"BOOM!HEADSHOT! Ok now that is just getting old."

-Upon scoring a headshot

"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!!"

-When killing lots of zombies in rapid succsesion (There Will Be Blood reference)

"Oh Jesus, it really does taste like fish."

-When drinking Quick Revive

"I whip my knife back and forth! I whip my knife back and forth!"

-Upon getting consecutive knife kills (Willow Smith song reference)

"I'm a lead farmer mother fucker! What? I just HAD to say it."

-When reciving an M16 from the Mystery Box (Tropic Thunder reference)

"Book em', Player!"

-When about to execute the last crawler (Hawaii 5-O reference)

"I knew there would be blood, but there was no mention of decapitations, gore and guts!"

- Upon gibing or beheading a zombie

"Paint it black? No! Paint it RED!!"

-Randomly (Rolling Stones reference)

"You groaning to me? YOU GROANING AT ME?!!"

- When facing a zombie (Taxi Driver reference)

"Das ist nicht so gut, yar?"

- When in the presece of a downed Richtofen

"You want blood and brains, I want points and action; I'm sure we could work something out."

- When about to kil a zombie

"What did you say about my points? Oh yeah; their OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!"

-When accumalating more than 9000 points (Dragonball Z reference)

"Aw come on, I had to run downstairs to answer the door!"

-When downed

"Uh Zombies, I'm down here!"

- When downed and near zombie

"To infinity and beyond!"

-Upon activating a luner lander (Toy Story/Buzz Lightyear reference)

"Not even the Pack A Punch can redeem this piece of shit."

-Upon reciving a poor weapon from the box

"Put me within one mile of a zombie with a sniper rifle and a clear line of sight, get your guns boys, rounds' over."

-When reciving a sniper rifle from the box (Saving Private Ryan reference)

ReyesRebels Quotes
"you wanna play rough, okay...we'll play rough!"-Getting an M16

"I want more...gotta have more!!!!!!"-drinking speed cola.

"Fuck you samantha!" Hellround quote

"two weapons at one time!" Getting akimbo weapons

"what would happen if I stuck My dick in here?"-Pack-a-punching a gun.

"edward cullen, eat your heart out!"-getting stamin-up

"one man army motherfucker!!" -Getting Juggernog

"I wish I had earphones"-activating a musical easter egg.

"dies in thirty seconds!!"-Killing a zombie with a ray gun

"freeze ray bitch!!"-Shooting a zombie with the winters howl.

"Mustang and sally, slow that gun down!!"-shooting a group of zombies with mustang and sally.

"stakeout? I'm a vegitarian"-Getting the stakeout.

"just like me!" Getting the spas

Farts"Ewww..."-drinking PHD flopper.

"gimmie gimmie never get!" getting the gun taken by the Theif.

"what's that lassie? you want to die?! Okay!!!" killing a hellhound.

"more dirty launrdy for you and your goons!!"-Shooting zombies with the thundergun.

Infected32's quotes
"No power... AGAIN?!"' 

At the start of the match

"Gimme, gimme,gimme!"

Getting a SPAS12 from the Random Weapons Box

"Is anyone keeping track of my headshots here? BOOM!"

Aquiring LOTS of headshots

"Can I get a... WHAT!?"

Getting a Teddy Bear from the box

"Hellhounds? Reminds me of Twitch."

Start of a hellhound round

"Not today!"

Killing a Hellhound

"Fur is in my mouth. Tastes awful."

Killing a hellhound

"Can I borrow your arm? HAHAHAHAH!"

Blowing a zombie's arm off

"Hey, hey, hey! I SAID NO TOUCHING ME!"

Getting hit by a zombie

"Just think, I could be playing Ps3 right now."

Getting downed

"Did my cries of anger get annoying?"

Getting revived

"Thunder Gun!"

Aquiring the Thunder Gun

"Take this! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"

Throwing a grenade

"Need a revive here!"

Getting downed

"That's all folks!"

Match end, everyone dies 00:54, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

AboveAvgerageJoe's Quotes

"Opulence, I has it!"

-Nikolia after getting a lot of points, Direct Tv comercial refrence

Abov Average Joe

Zombie Dropper's quotes
''"I have some AA's in my pock- never mind, they're dead." - ''At the start

"Take that, HIROSHIMA!" - Nuke

''"Extra rounds give me extra pounds, I'M FUCKING SLOWER FROM CARRYING THIS SHIT!" ''- Max ammo

"I AM THE LORD ALMIGHTY! Well, err, for 30 seconds.." - Insta Kill

''"I don't remember telling my wife to leave the kitchen, I'M GONNA GO BEAT HER NOW!" ''- Carpenter

"So I double everything? It's friday, I don't wanna work!" - Double Points

''"I wish my mom was here in front of me." ''Death Machine

''"I was hoping they would catch fire or something. What a misleading name." ''- Fire Sale

"Yummy" - Random Perk Bottle

"*Vomits, liquid splattering on the ground can be heard* " - Quick Revive

''"GOD I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FUCK HER HARD!" ''- Juggernog

''"I hate spammers, Why did I drink this?" - ''Double tap

''"I wonder what would happen if I fed that slow guy at work this?" - ''Speed Cola

''"I hate bellyflopping. I remember once, my stomach was entirely red from the high diving board." ''PHD flopper

"Runnings for cowards!" Stamin- Up

''"Fuck you, I wasn't planning on living anyway, so ha." ''Downed

''"I'll pay you if we make it out." ''Revived

"DIE LIKE THAT GUY WHO SLEPT WITH MY EX WIFE" - Killed a zombie

''"He must be tired, he fell asleep!" ''- Killed a zombie

"His head flew off, woah." - Headshot

''"You have a missing arm, like Slow Jim at work!" ''- Gibs an arm

"Well, he is faster then Slow Jim" - Crawler/ Fires Winters Howl

''"It's the FUCKING NEIGHBOR'S DOG AGAIN! KEEP THE FUCKING THING INDOORS, NOONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!" - ''Hellhounds

''"I thought he would do a circus trick, not steal my soda?" ''- Space Monkey

''"Where's the police, SIPPIN COFEE AND SCARFING DOWN DONUTS AND HANDING OUT FUCKING TICKETS?" ''- Pentagon thief

"I wonder if I can somehow cause physical pain to a box? " - C775

"Worst fucking gun in the game!" - Python

''"This is nothing compared to me when I let one rip!" - ''Thundergun

''"Like in the movies!" ''- Ray gun

"I am satisfied." - SMG

''"Gay." ''- Sniper Rifle/ Semi automatic/ Molotov Cocktail

"''Their bodies will be ripped open through many places." ''Shotgun

''"I will end their lives slowly and painfully." ''Galil

''"Uhh, why am I hiding them, it's not like that they know to destroy them." ''Plant a claymore

''"Hell yeah!" ''- Assault rifle

''"This gun cannot stop shooting, or I will die." ''LMG

''"I should lure the box over to that corner, and get him to leave all his guns back here, and when he is gone, I will take a gun, and run before he realizes what I am up to! It's perfect!" ''- Insufficient Funds

''"I have a reciept, gimme my money back! Sucker, that's just a piece of paper." ''-Teddy Bear

''"Gee, I'm charmed by his cuteness. I just want to get rid of it while I can." ''Monkey Bomb

"I wonder if this metor/brain/ telephone (depending on map)'' has an iPod dock?" ''- Song

''"I could take a piss faster than this." ''- Pack a punch in progress

''"They will kneel before me..." ''- Thundergun pack a punched

''" Ahh, I feel much safer now." ''Ray gun Pack a punched

Edonkulate quotes
"I swear to god Dempsey, if thats your hand on my ass, your going to lose it..." - at the start of a match

"you kiss your mother with that mouth shit for brains?" - after a headshot

(singing) "happy birthday to you, your head stinks of poo, i fuckd your mama so hard and then out popped you" -﻿ when using sniper rifle

Master Cheif quotes
I hope my armor still works

-beggining

the Flood is tougher than you half pints

-after killing many zombies

how did i feel that

-after being hit

stop moving so i can blow your freaking heads off

-after downed

what can i say,i made a mistake

-after revived

you wouldnt last a day in Spartan training

-while reviving someone

sorry my soul is blocked by 6 inches of reinforced titanium

-at the beggining of a Hellround

Fell just like Noble Team

-after killing a hellhound

Grunts are stonger than you

-after killing a Monkey

this helmet needs ventage

-after killing a crawler

Ahhh!disguting!

-after drinking any of the drinks

Mabye i should stop making dumbass halo comments when playing call of duty

-being a dumbass

This is what im used to

-after Pack-A-Punching a weapon

is this copied Covenant technology?I gotta tell the UNSC

-after getting a Wonder Weapon

Damn!Outta shells!

-after losing all ammunition on one gun

This cost more than a Spartan Laser

-trying to purchase a too expensive item

The Mercenary quotes
"Lets get this done"- ' At the beginning of a game

"That was freakin' sweet!"- After killing multiple zombies.

"THATS WHAT FUCKIN' HAPPENS"- Killing a zombie after being wounded by it.

"Just what I always wanted!"- After getting an assault rifle of shotgun.

"Rapid fire sweetness..."- After getting a submachine gun or light machine gun.

"How am I ment to survive with this!?"- After getting a Sniper rifle or Pistol

"What the hell is this?"- After getting a wonder weapon.

"So this is what it feels like to be god"- Firing the Thundergun for the first time.

"Err... Where did everybody just go?"- After killing five or more zombies with a Gersch device.

"The Galil! I fucking love this gun"- After getting a galil.

"Now this is what I call a party"- After upgrading a weapon.

"Here we fucking go..."- At the start of a dog, thief or monkey round.

"Its about fucking time!"- Recieving a Max Ammo

"Jesus was a carpenter... thank you jesus"- Recieving a carpenter

"Time for some knife work"- Recieving an insta-kill

"Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching!"- Recieving a double points

"Just what I needed!"- Recieving a nuke.

"Cue the epic music!"- Recieving a fire sale

"I loves my jugs!"- Recieving Juggernog

"Maybe this will help"- Recieving Speed Cola

"There's somthing fishy about this..."- Recieving Quick Revive

"Hey! Im trying to save ammo here!"- Recieving double tap

"Survival of the fittest!"- Recieving Stamin-up

"BELLY FLOP!!!!!!!"- Recieving PHD Flopper

"Was bound to happen sooner or later"- Upon getting downed

RatchetFan127"s Quotes-
"as long as i dont have to cut off their limbs ill be happy"D UNDEAD, I WANT YOUR HEAD"

(getting a headshot)

"someone pass the salt befoe this slug bites me again"

(Attacked by a crawler)

2009IW4's Quotes-
"YEAH BITCH, GET READY TO FEEL THE PAIN!!"

-after getting a Ray Gun

"KNIFE THAT FUCK IN THE FACE!"

-giving advice

"A 'nade, a knife, and a gun."

-after getting the most possible points from one zombie

"Face the faca, fucka!"

-after killing a zombie with a knife

"In Soviet Russia, I still kill you!"

-after killing a zombie

"BANZAI!!"

-when going kamikaze for a knife kill

"Barbeque time! Yeah!"

-when getting a flamethrower (referencing Qwark's 'aquired flamethrower' line from the Qwark Vid-Comics in Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal)

"Dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum da da"

-when opening a Mystery Box (rare)

"Runnin' outta tricks."

-when downed (referencing Gambit's 'low health' line from Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2)

"Hey, you! Come help me and I'll give you a Wonder Waffle!"

when near a player when downed

"Big...Bada....BOOM!! Hahah!"

-when getting a nuke (BOOM! is when the nuke is acquired)

"RAMIREZ! Get me a Wunderwaffe DG-2 for Christ's sake!"

- when using a Mystery Box (he calls the box Ramirez (Referencing Sgt. Foley's/Cpl. Dunn's 56 RAMIREZ! lines and fad from MW2)

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"

-when attacked by a Space Monkey or Cosmic Silverback

"Thief round? I'm to badass to steal from!"

-when a Thief round starts


 * interrupts current sentence* "AAAAAHHH!!"

-when being chased by the Thief in a Thief round

"EAT LEAD, STUPID THIEF!! *blindfiring* HAHAHAHAAHAH--oh shit, I wasted a whole mag and he's not dead."

-when blindfiring in front of a thief, without killing

"What are you doing--get your hands off me! ...HELP!! RAPIST!!"

-when a Thief is stealing weapons

"Insta-kill? More like all-headshots hack."

-at the start of an Insta-Kill powerup

"HAHAHAH!!"

-killed a zombie during Insta-Kill

"I put that dog down."

-killed a Hellhound during Insta-Kill

"I'll miss you, deadly, giant, and zombified garden slug!"

-killed a Crawler during Insta-Kill

"I killed this one other General once. I think his name was Shepherd or something. (referencing General Shepherd from MW2) I killed him in revenge. He killed Ghost! (referencing Ghost from MW2/MW3)"

-killed a zombie (very rare saying)

"'Ey, Rooster, Billy Bob here. I need ya to kill some zombies for me. Take a Shotgun and do the job."" (appears in classic GTA2 subtitle form)

-after getting a shotgun off the wall or from the Mystery Box (0bvious referece to the PSOne's GTA2, where the Redneck gang leader is Billy Bob and calls you Rooster)

Jar teh marksman Quotes:
"Lesh do Dish."

Starting a game. Reference to Ghost (it's how I say lets do this)

"Russia approves" 

After getting Matryoshka dolls.

"Long-range butt-kicking zombie-killing ownage. 'Nuff said."

After getting M14 or Sniper rifle.

"Now if only I didn't have to reload each dang cartridge.(or round. sorry, I'm not big on gun facts.)"

After getting Python.

"A child's toy turned lethal. Genius, even if it was Samantha."

After getting Matryoshka dolls or Monkey Bomb

"Derp."

While killing zombies.

"We Canadians can take the cold, obviously you can't. Dang Germans."

After shooting zombies with Winter's Howl/Fury.

"This just broke the Epic-O-Metre!!!"

After reciving a Wonder Weapon

"Now if only I had a supressor, then these zombs would be going down Ezio style."

When getting an SMG. Obvious reference to Assasins Creed's main character.

"Step right up and meet your free fate! Ya better hurry up! It's going fast!"

While massacring zombies.

"Here's Pluto, but where's Mickey?"

At the start of a dog round. Reference to Mickey Mouse.

"MLG! Machine Light Gun! Or is it LMG? Bah, whatever, either way, it plain rocks."

After receiving an LMG. An inside joke with my friend.

"You! Come here! I demand you do! Help me!!!!"

After getting downed.

"I'm suprised that Treyarch hasn't nerfed this, with all the zombies complaining about how overpowered it is."

After buying Juggernog

MIA Epic's Quotes
My character would either be Richtofen or Dr. Maxis.

"The Ray Gun! Oh how Wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining the Ray Gun.

"Ah yes, the DG-3, a full-auto, compact DG-2. Excellent!" - Maxis obtaining the DG-3.

"I will make them hit the sky. Wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining the Thunder Gun.

"The most excellent tool of death!" Richtofen obtaining the M14 Garand.

"More bullets for me!" - Richtofen after a Max Ammo drop.

"Why Samantha? Why?" - Maxis during a Catbeast/ Hellhound round.

"Samantha, why are you always mean to me?" - Richtofen obtaining a sniper from the box.

"My own daughter is trying to kill me? But, why?" - Maxis after getting downed.

"Of course their wouldn't be any power." - Maxis at the start of the game.

"Wait we just turned on the back up power?" - Richtofen after activating the Back-Up power.

"The most original ending." - Richtofen after getting downed. (Said in a sarcastic tone.)

"If only I was in Disney." - Maxis after getting down.

"Sam, how may times have I told you to be nice to people." - Maxis obtaining a Teddy Bear from the Box.

"Few, I thought Sam was going to make the box go away." - Maxis obtaining the Bear Grenade.

"Tick, tock, tick, tock. Hurry Up!" - Maxis waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"I knew it! Porter did finish version 3!" - Maxis obtaining the Death Ray.

"The DG-2! I can't believe I found you!" - Obtaining the DG-2 from the box.

"My patients are in need of medicine!" - Richtofen having no ammo.

"Nikolai would love this drink." - Richtofen after drinking Amm-O-Matic.

"I will make them burn!" - Maxis after buying Candolier.

"I love hearing that word! Oh, wunderva!" - Richtofen obtaining a Nuke power-up.

"Get to the box now while the prices are low." - Maxis obtaining a Fire Sale.

"Ouch! Stop it patient!" - Richtofen getting attacked by a zombie.

"This will make their heads go BOOM!" - Richtofen obtaining a shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"Ah, make my patients suffer will be more fun now." - Richtofen obtaining Double-Points power-up.

"Thank you, Samantha!" - Maxis obtaining a Give-All power up.

"Why are you doing this to me!" - Maxis obtaining a No Ammo power-up.

"I live! Thank you by the way." - Richtofen being revived.

"Dempsey! Look out behind you!" - Richtofen warning Dempsey about zombies behind him.

"Nikolai, Takeo, Maxis, Dempsey. I need asistance!" - Richtofen being downed.

"Richtofen! Look at what you caused!" - Maxis being downed/game end.

"The doctor's office is now open." - Richtofen at the start of the game.

"Why are Fluffy and Checkers so mean to us?" - Richtofen during a Catbeast/ Hellhound round, obvious refernces to Samantha's pet dog Fluffy and pet cat Checkers.

XNightmare's Quotes
"Ugh, I hate teleportation." - start of Kino

"We need to turn the power on!" - start of game

"Fuck, need power." - start of game

"The battle is lost but the war has just begun." - in Last Stand/game end

"I'm down!" - Last Stand/game end

"The gods smile on you." - revived

"Thanks bro" - revived

"Haha! 7.62mm of LEAD!" - recieving an MG from the Mystery Box

"Where's my UMP?" - recieving an SMG from the Mystery Box

"Trololol, time to camp!" - recieving an AR from the Mystery Box

"How do I Quickscope?" - recieving an SR from the Mystery Box

"Don't even need Stopping Power!" - recieving a Shotgun from the Mystery Box

"Gah, need MOAR COD points!" - trying to buy something w/o enough points

"Cool story bro" - whenever another character talks

Zacrules101's quotes:
"Oooah, come for the blood bath have you'" - At the start of the game.

"Aaagh, nice rifle" - Buys the M14 of the wall.

"this is a keeper" - after getting the ray gun.

"Aaagh, screw this, I'm all out" - when you try to buy something but don't have money

"2oo rounds of belt-fed epic-ness" - when you get a LMG

Maj. Blackout's quotes
"First the Power, then the Color. What next? The sound?" - Start of Game

"I like it when the red water comes out of you." - When knifing multiple zombies in quick succesion. Reference to Salad Fingers.

"Hey player, you're either very drunk or very motherfucking stupid!" - When firing many missed shots in succesion.

"What is this I don't even...." - When hit by a Crawler Zombie or Space Monkey.

"Hey, on the bright side you don't have to prise any damn fish bones from your teeth-WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FISHBONE IN BETWEEN MY TEETH!" - Drinking Quick Revive

"I'm not even gonna make a joke about what you can do with this......I wonder if this will give me X2 Fapping speed. GODDAMNIT." - Drinking Speed Cola

"COME AT ME BRO" - Drinking Juggernog

"Double Tap Double Tap Double Fap.....Damn it." - Drinking DT.

"Using fucking logic, my gun+ammo=Zombie death. my gun-ammo=My death. Get me some ammo. Now." - When out of ammo or very low.

"Remind me why I can't just shoot down the exit door hinges with these?" - Recieving a Shotgun from the Box.

"ME GUSTA" - Recieving an LMG

"Small. short but fast. I mean the gun. Sick bastards." - Recieving an SMG

"WITH THIS, I SHALL kill them." - Recieving an Assualt Rifle.

"Pew Pew Pew" - Recieving Ray Gun.

"Can't I just bludgeon with this thing.... I don't want to use up the ammo..." - Recieving Thundergun

"Somehow this always seems to happen to me- HEY DON'T YOU FUCKING STEP ON ME UNDEAD FUCK" - When downed

"Whaddya expect, a reward or something?" - After being revived

"Treyarch: If you can make it so easy such that sticking a needle in a man will bring him back from the brink of death, why can't you just make the Ray Gun a wall weapon?" - When reviving someone

Seijana's quotes
''Why can't we turn the power off instead? ''-At the start.

''Don't tell me the zombies ate the electric wiring... ''-At the start

''Hahaha! AAAA! AAA! AAAAAAAAA! ''-Getting a string of kills (Uncyclopedia reference)

*Maniacal cackling* -After getting a string of kills

''Nice try motherfucker! ''After killing a zombie that hit me

''Go feel up your zombie friends instead! ''-After killing a zombie that hit me

''Eat this! ''-After killing a zombie in one hit

HUNG HING! -Rarely, after killing a zombie (don't even ask what it means)

Oh for fuck's sake ''YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD! ''-After shooting a zombie's head off without killing it.

''That's right fuckhead! ''-After knifing a headless zombie

*War whooping* -After getting a string of melee kills

''I love it! It's like one of my swords! ''-After getting the Bowie knife

I cant wait to use this.. I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! ''-After getting the Bowie knife

''Yes, truly a comrades weapon. It's still fucking awkward.'' -After getting the Sickle

...Ew. -After getting a Ray Gun

''HahaHAHAHAAA! ''-After getting a Wunderwaffe

''I've been waiting for this moment for so long... ''-After getting a Thundergun

''Hm, Freeze ray. Shame it's a piece of crap. ''-After getting a Winter's Howl

''What-the-fuck? ''-After getting the Monkey Bomb

''I love it already... ''-After gettng the Gersch Device

''Oh yeah... Maktoko! ''-After drinking Juggernog (the Na'vi word is an Avatar reference)

''Whoa.. aaah! AAAAH! ''-After drinking Speed Cola

''Bleeeugh! Tastes like beer! Oh wait, it IS beer... ''-After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

Heh, it's fishy! -After drinking Quick Revive

''..Interesting. ''-After drinking PhD Flopper

''Oooooh Yeeeah! ''-After drinking Stamin Up

But I'm not done yet! -When downed

''BULLSHIT! -''When downed

''Hey... Um, hello? Help, anyone? ''-When downed

''Might I ask what kind of shit that needle has in it? ''-When revived

''Yay! I can keep killing them! ''-When revived

''You saved me eh? Well you can count on my help now. ''-When revived

*War whooping* -When getting the Death Machine

''Guess what fuckwits? You're gonna die! ''-When getting Insta-Kill

''Double points? Why don't we just steal what we need instead ? ''-When getting Double Points

''Yay! Free ammo! ''-When getting Max Ammo

''NOW you give it to me!? ''-When getting max ammo with full or nearly full ammo

''We should probably make a crawler now. ''-When getting Carpenter.

''Maybe they'll cop a board to the face too? ''-When getting Carpenter

''BRADABOOOM! Yeahaha! ''-When getting a Nuke

''Say goodbye! ''-When getting a nuke

''Aww, blackouts are kinda fun... ''-After turning on the power

''Wish I had a sketchpad and pencil with me... ''-While waiting on the Pack a Punch machine

''Hmm, I wonder what would happen if you put your hand in there... ''-While waiting on the Pack a Punch machine

''Now THIS is what I wanted. ''-After getting an upgraded gun

''Yo, zombies! You ready to get panned? ''-After getting an upgraded gun

''If only Nick and Angus could check this out! ''-After getting an upgraded gun

*Wolf howl* -After ending the round with a string of kills

''Why can't we have Two Steps From Hell instead? ''-When activating a music easter egg

ImShockwaves quotes
OH YEAH,I WISH THAT WAS JUSTIN BIEBER! -killing a zombie

Ohhhh i get it, if they hit you you get down ohhhhhhh- Getting down

WHAT?! HOW THE HECK DID I GET DOWN!?- Getting down

Hey, which one of you stole my money?- atemps to buy something without enough money

So..... this stuff is pretty much a gaint condom.-buys juggernog

How does this stuff work? Seems kinda impossible? -buys phd flopper

Now i have a condom and im extra fast. what next? -buying stamin up with juggernog