User blog:PaPa SmUrF/Claude- the sterotypical French zombies character

In light to my last sterotypical zombie character blog I decided to make more, this one is called Claude and is French!

Claude
Claude-the chain smoking, wine sipping, possibly homosexual free-French soldier. He is the only known French soldier not to have surrendered-EVER!!!

He famously missed the D-day landings after getting a possible tuma which caused him more pain than man can take which turned out to be an average headache!

He was once found