User:Maj.Gage

"Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry."

- Drill Instructor

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."

- Admiral Hornblower

"Using convicts for cheap labor...the one thing the Soviets got right."

- Akyoyo

"You think you have lag? It took Jesus three days to respawn!"

- Wikipedia's article on lag after being vandalized

"I went outside once. The graphics were great, but the weapon selection sucked."

- Unknown

"If it screams, shoot it. If it screams in German, shoot it again."

- Robert Cole

"Tracers work both ways."

- US Army Ordnance

"What is this blasphemy?"

- Me

"Now you want to swing the bat like a professional, like Barry Bonds."

- Gym Teacher

"Steroids"

- Me

"...Yes, he did do steroids."

- Gym Teacher

"What outfit is this?"

- Brigadier General Norman Cota asking Maj. Max Schneider (CO of the 5th Ranger Battalion)

"5th Rangers!"

- Unkown Soldier

"Well then Goddammit, Rangers, lead the way!"

- Brigadier General Norman Cota

"Yes! I got a 99% (on my test)!"

- Annoying Kid @ School

"Yeah, well I got a 100% (on my test), and my 100% kicks your 99%'s ass."

- Me

"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

- Marine Gunnery Sergeant

"Me and my cousin were playing Nazi Zombies at night one day. He should have told me about the friggin' raccoon that likes to knock over the trash-can at 2:00 AM."

- Me

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

- General Douglas MacArthur

"A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive."

- Anonymous

"Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up - cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin, go and get me one!"

- Joseph Stalin - As reported by Charles De Gaulle during a long meeting.

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."

- US Air Force

"Hey David, got any tips on getting a nuke?"

- Me

"DON'T DIE."

- David (my friend)

Biography
This user is: SEMI-ACTIVE

About Me
What's happ'nin. My username is Maj.Gage, but you can call me Gage if you want to.

I've been a Call of Duty fan for a good while. My first game was Call of Duty 3, and I loved it. I loved it so much, It made me the person I am today (a weapon and war history buff). I can't see why anyone that does or had a PS2 doesn't play that game-believe me, its awesome. My second CoD game was Call of Duty 2: Big Red One, and I liked it too. My third and final PS2 game was Call of Duty: World at War: Final Fronts. It wasn't as good as the first 2 though. I got Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for Christmas and it is the best game ever. The newest CoD game I own is Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and it's good and all, but its not as good as MW2. Sadly, the model of PS3 I have does not acccept PS2 games. So I'm looking forward to buying Call of Duty: World at War.

I live in West Virginia. It's nice there except for in the winters, which suck. In the summers I live in Ohio, so my IP addresses are different.

I'm a pretty big history buff. I'm always the first (and sometimes only) one to raise his hand to the Social Studies teacher.

I'd love to visit different countries. I'm moving to Germany after college (even though I'm only 13).

I like alternative music, as you'll listen in GAGE-FM

I would join the US Army when I'm old enough, but I can't due to a physical-medical condition.

My CoD
The only game I play online as of now is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I do not have any final custom classes, as I am frequently changing them. The only one that doesn't change is my dedicated Anti-Air Kit (L86 LSW w/ Grip, Stinger, Sleight of Hand Pro, Cold-Blooded Pro, Ninja Pro). My favorite Tier 1 perk is Scavenger Pro, Tier 2 is Stopping Power, and Tier 3 is Ninja Pro. Scavenger Pro is a necesity for high killstreaks, Stopping Power can get you quick kills, and Ninja Pro is just flat out useful (in FFA it ise extremely useful, as you cannot heaer your footsteps, so you can hear their's. I do not boost. The game wasn't ment for that, and I even go boster hunting in FFA. I also dislike "witch" classes (Marathon, Lightweight, Commando/Ninja Pro). What really ticks me off is the campers. Seriously, going prone with a shotgun beside a door waiting for someone to walk by is not a useful tactic. All 3 of the things I listed are used by noobs. Let me get this straight as well, there is a ditinct difference between sniping and camping. I snipe. Another thing I dislike is that there is only 1 bolt-action rifle. At least add the M24 (esstially the R700).

Stats
Pretige Weapons Titles (0/42)

Fall Camoes (Will not add until I reach 10th Presige)

Campaign Completion: 96.5 % (Have to find the rest of the intel)

Special Ops Completion: 60%

Multiplayer Completion 272%

Rank: 2nd Prestige, Level 52

GAGE-FM
''You're listening to GAGE-FM! The best alternative/rock station. Ever. If there is any difficulty in the vids, let me know please.''

9Ht5RZpzPqw Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against

mzxoLZXF9SI Life in Living Technicolour ii - Coldplay

gBaTuimPL-I Lazy Generation - The FUps

NmepTbSnxAs All the Small Things - Blink 182

m3JD5xEFNSY Beverly Hills - Weezer

qdefe7l7_Zc My Name Is Jonas - Weezer

5t99bpilCKw Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Cage the Elephant

6j7huh5Egew Seven Nation Army - White Strips

ysSxxIqKNN0 New Divide - Linkin Park

74rlZNy7leo Back Against The Wall - Cage The Elephant

S0tsm0EhCJM In One Ear - Cage The Elephant

4uDu6OmhSe8 Good Evening - Outasight

_3cHbfOkyCE Sugar Sugar - The Archies (This video is by Eddsworld. Check him out and sub him. He's hilarious. You are probably thinking this is a retarded song. I just like it and this type of music.)

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