User blog comment:Chantufan/You know you play CoD too much when.../@comment-1627289-20091215074149

Screw being constructive, it's all about blowing things up. Like Nikolai off Nazi Zombies stated "Big explosion, big success!"

When there's a raffle going on and the prize is a boat, you say to your sister "I feel like jumping in there and pulling out a Glock." She thinks you said 'jumping in there and pulling out a cock'. (Happened to me today.)

When you see and Eddie Cullen doll and think, "Juggs better looking"

When you throw the Eddie Cullen doll on the ground, much to your Twihard friend's disgust, and stamp on it repeatedly whilst yelling "MacMillan is better!"

When you think that Soap's father is Hamish MacTavish (Aussie people will get the joke, if not....refer "Super Cheap Auto christmas/father's day ad)

You get excited when you go into a war museum, no one else is.

When you beat the guide at gun knowledge.

When you expect a Barret to be 100 per cent mobile.

When you believe the next Russian president will be an Ultranationalist.

When you want Makarov to be the next President.

When you want Price/MacTavish/MacMillan to be the PM on England (yer I know Price is the only British one, but you get the point)

When for Christmas, you sit on Santa's lap and request the following: a Barret .50cal sniper rifle, an AUG HBAG, throwing knives, an AT-4/Javelin/Stiner/RPG, Fall camo on all guns you reguest, a bottle of vodka, a doll like Makarov's (if you've seen it, you'll probably laugh at this one), a mat eating German Shepherd, a revolver/Deagle/M9/USP with tactical knife and oh, forgot, TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!

When you have delusions that your friends are going to be attacked by zombies, most likely Nazi/Imperal/Russian ones (though I think that the Pomms and the Yanks are going to aswell.)

When yell out when you just wake up in the morning (or afternoon like me) "Where the hell has the HUD gone! OMG! I'm not playing hardcore, I never do! Someone EMP'd us, bitches!"

When your mother just called you 'weird'. Mine did like two seconds ago.

Cheers, For the teddy bear with teeth.