User blog comment:Cpt. Carebear/best insult ever/@comment-1627289-20100301102447

....yes....a.non-HP Lovecraft reader would generally say that, I've done a survey, in fact. 100% said he looks cute, then I show them pictures of what he looks like....100% think he's ugly. People's perceptions of things rarely change, ever.

I'm about....5'11". Makarov height, my English teacher stated once. Tall for a girl at my school anyways.

And try have a four foot tall grade 11 try and boss you around. Now that's funny, also seeing him get smashed while playing football is entertaining too.