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"Tank" Dempsey

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Takeo Masaki

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Nikolai Belinski

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Edward Richtofen

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"Okay, so it's not exactly where I wanted to be, but at least I can find some comfort fiddling with my golden rod. AHAHAHAHA!"

- Upon starting round one on Solo.

"I find the office environment stifling. I would have been so much happier if I was floating and bouncing around on the moon right now!"

- Upon starting round two on Solo.

"Fond as I am of dingy, lifeless environments, I would fare better with a little bit of electricity. Hello power switch! I'm coming to find you!"

- Upon starting round three on Solo.

"I actually like dogs! Does that make me a nice person?"

- Upon starting the dog round.


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"Well, now I feel empowered!"

- Upon receiving an Assault Rifle from the Mystery Box.


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"Oh dear, I'm a little bit low on ammo!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"Hello?? Anyone have ammo?!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"Bullets, who needs bullets? I DO!"

- Upon running low on ammo.

"A bullet! A bullet! Mein kingdom for a bullet!"

- Upon running out of ammo.

"Please don't make me use mein fist!"

- Upon running out of ammo.


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"Ah, I'd like to comment on how delicious that was, but it wouldn't be true."

- Upon drinking a Cola.

"Honestly, you can't even begin to imagine the things I've had in my mouth."

- Upon drinking a Soda.


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"Haha, keep them out! Right before you let them back in..."

- Upon receiving a carpenter.


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"Your skull minimizing surgery went exactly as planned."

- Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"I live for this!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"Stab, stab, stabbity stab stab!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"The doctor is IN!!"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"OHHH, could you FEEL it going in?"

- Upon knifing a zombie.

"STOP IT!"

- Upon being hit by a zombie.

"How dare you even TOUCH the doctor?"

- Upon being hit by a zombie.

"I told you I'd be back! If I didn't, I should have."

- Upon killing a zombie he was hit by.

"Ugh! I do hope you don't release MORE gas post mortem!"

- Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"I seem to remember that you smell even worse than Nikolai. How is that possible?!"

- Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"DOWN GIRL! Or boy, I didn't really get a good look."

- Upon killing a hellhound.

"Sorry! I had to put you to sleep!"

- Upon killing a hellhound.


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"Shouldn't Nikolai be doing this? Russians love hard labor!"

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"One day I won't HAVE to perform such menial tasks."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Mein hands were not designed for manual labor! But labor they must."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"I really do have better things to do."

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"HELLO ZOMBIES! Nearly ready for you to tear it down!"

- Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Ohh, anyone want to give me a hand?"

- Upon getting downed.

"Agh! I'll do it myself. Believe me, I'm used to it."

- Upon reviving himself.

"I don't need ANYONE to help me get up."

- Upon reviving himself.

"I do love flipping switches, it's always fun!"

- Upon turning on the power.


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