User blog comment:Codfreak999/How tough is Chuck Norris?/@comment-1721748-20100525172544

You guys suck.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

Those are off of the top of my head.