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John F. Kennedy[edit | edit source]

Round start[edit | edit source]

"who needs ammo when you have looks like mine"
— At the beginning.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, so hit the power!"
— At the beginning.


"We'll be judged more by what we do here than anywhere else."
— At the beginning.


Killing a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Consider that bill vetoed!"
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.
"Knocking them out like Teddy Ballgame."
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"I said: Eat it, rot!"
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"Stick that in your Warren Commission, dick."
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"The cost of freedom is high, but I will pay it!"
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"Take that to the packer ya pisser."
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"In the time of turmoil, knowledge is power."
— Upon getting a 'close' kill.


"Executive Order 112477. Die!"
— Upon getting a Crawler kill.


"A zombie mis-educated is a zombie lost."
— Upon getting a Crawler Kill.


"And stay down."
— Upon getting a Crawler kill.


"Take that."
— Upon getting a Crawler kill.


"Don't beg, it's unbecoming."
— Upon getting a Crawler kill.


"Forgive one's enemies, but never, ever, forget their names!"
— Upon getting a 'damaged' kill.


"Pain is temporary, pride is forever."
— Upon getting a 'damaged' kill.


"Ich bin ein Berliner!"
— Upon getting a 'damaged' kill.


"I see an America unafraid of beauty and grace. But you beasts aren't helping."
— Upon getting a 'damaged' kill.


"Fail miserably, achieve greatly!"
— Upon getting a kill.


"Bombs for the zombs."
— Upon getting an 'explosion' kill.


"Raining zombies like a bastard out here!"
— Upon getting an 'explosion' kill.


"Oh say can you see... Boom!"
— Upon getting an 'explosion' kill.


"By the dawn's early light... Baboom!"
— Upon getting an 'explosion' kill.


"Back to the stone age bubbas."
— Upon getting an 'explosion' kill.


"Iced iced baby."
— Upon getting a Winter's Howl kill.


"You need to cool off."
— Upon getting a Winter's Howl kill.


"I said "freeze!""
— Upon getting a Winter's Howl kill.


"Not a snowball's chance in hell."
— Upon getting a Winter's Howl kill.


"I just gave them all the cold shoulder."
— Upon getting a Winter's Howl kill.


"Let us never negotiate with the undead out of fear, but with a bullet!"
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"To the moon with you hellian."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"How'd you like them apples?"
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"Like popping a jar of Boston baked beans."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"Mankind must put an end to the undead, before the undead put an end to mankind!"
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"I do what I must."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"Fore."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"Swa-ish"
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"Taking down the horde one gourd at a time."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"In the face wood tugger."
— Upon getting a 'headshot' kill.


"That's a wicked digger."
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Oh, pisser!"
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Take that, skinny!"
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Can you dig it?"
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Taste the flavor, chomper!"
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Go back to your hole reaver."
— Upon on getting an 'insta' kill.


"Go monkey, go!"
— Upon on getting a Monkey Bomb kill.


"The monkey gets a purple heart for this."
— Upon on getting a Monkey Bomb kill.


"Cranking it up a notch monkey."
— Upon on getting a Monkey Bomb kill.


"Monkey, you are a hero."
— Upon on getting a Monkey Bomb kill.


"I will have a memorial built in your honor monkey."
— Upon on getting a Monkey Bomb kill.


"Agh, who cut the cheese?"
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"I made this look real good!"
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"Who's the president? Who? Huh? Who?"
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"You have been nominated for death, Shambler!"
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"And I thought they smelled bad, ah, on the outside."
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"Ugh, the smell! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."
— Upon getting a Nova Crawler kill.


"Ha! You are no more!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun kill.


"Heh heh, winning the Space Race now!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun kill.


"With great clarity."
— Upon getting a Ray Gun kill.


"Off the Earth with you!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun kill.


"Ha! Just like back in Roswell!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun kill.


"I am all that stands between the dead and the White House!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"Just like the Solomon Isles!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"Killing and maiming are indispensable to each other."
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"Inaugurate this marble eyes!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"The pay is good and I can walk to work."
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"Never fight out of fear, but never fear to fight!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"I have to move very fast, to even stand still! "
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill


"On this Earth, God's work is in our hands. Huzzah!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"They should put my face on the silver dollar."
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"Stick that in your vis-à-vis Uncle Setty."
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"More fun than stumping for votes."
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"The beast of Boston, Raagh!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"Who's your President now, stale-skin?"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"You're all pardoned!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"I know there is a Devil, for I see a storm coming. And his hand is in it!"
— Upon getting a 'streak' kill.


"Consider yourself peace corp'd."
— Upon getting a Thunder Gun kill.


"That's how you come with the ice, man."
— Upon getting a Thunder Gun kill.


"Best. Gun. Period."
— Upon getting a Thunder Gun kill.


"Clear the deck!"
— Upon getting a Thunder Gun kill.


"Music to my ears."
— Upon getting a Thunder Gun kill.


"Nothing says lovein' like a zombie in the oven!"

  • Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.

"The glow from this fire will truly light the world!"

  • Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.

"Apologies, but I prefer the meat medium rare."

  • Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.

"Burnin' and churnin'!"

  • Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.

"Can you smell what the prayers is cooking? Hmm?"

  • Upon getting a Flamethrower kill.

"(Laughs) Who ordered a deep fried zombie?"

  • Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.

"Take that, you undead Communists!"

  • Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.

"Worthy of Ben Franklin."

  • Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.

"I could get use to this!"

  • Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.

"How do like that!?"

  • Upon getting a Wunderwaffe kill.

Wounding a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Don't lose an arm on my account."
— Upon gibbing a zombie.
"You just got jacked."
— Upon gibbing a zombie.


"Gonna mount that limb next to my pulitzer."
— Upon gibbing a zombie.


"Gee, you dropped something."
— Upon gibbing a zombie.


"Negotiations, one piece at a time."
— Upon gibbing a zombie.


"Man may die, but the walking dead live on."
— Upon making a zombie a crawler.


"You're better than that Jack, get it together."
— Upon making a zombie a crawler.


"Let no man put asunder. Ha."
— Upon making a zombie a crawler.


"You're making a mess on my floor munchers."
— Upon making a zombie a crawler.


"We are all mortal. But apparently you didn't get the memo."
— Upon making a zombie a crawler.


Being hit by a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Calm your liver Mr. Wiggles."
— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.
"Awww, I just polished these shoes."
— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.


"Do I look like a guy with a foot fetish?"
— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.


"Get off my bunions!"
— When getting attacked by a crawling zombie.


"You want a taste of my size 10's don't ya?"
— When attacked by a crawling zombie.


Ammo[edit | edit source]

"I need a re-up."
— When out of ammo.
"Could use some ammo soon!"
— When low ammo.


"No ammo, pass the buck!"
— When out of ammo. Reference to Harry Truman's "The Buck Stops Here" sign on his Presidential Desk.


"Gun-gauge is pointin' at E!"
— When low on ammo.


"Need a mag like yesterday!"
— When low on ammo. Reference to his service times in World War II.


"Ugh...need some beans for the chowder here!"
— When out of ammo. This line appears as a small easter egg in Ascension.


"Ugh...no ammo!"
— When out of ammo.


"Your president needs slugs!"
— When out of ammo.


"Ammo! That's an order!"
— When out of ammo.


"I seem to have no more rounds."
— When out of ammo.


Receiving Weapons[edit | edit source]

"Time to get dirty."
— After getting the Bowie Knife.
"Chop suey a la zombie anyone?"
— After getting the Bowie Knife.


"Cuts though stale skin like butter."
— After getting the Bowie Knife.


"Hypnotic."
— After getting the Bowie Knife.


"Good balance. Good weight. Let's dig in."
— After getting the Bowie Knife.


"Do you realise the responsibility I carry?"
— After getting a 'bad' weapon.


"What kind of bad luck is this?"
— After getting a 'bad' weapon.


"To Hell with the M.I.C."
— After getting a 'bad' weapon.


"What am I supposed to do with this thing?"
— After getting a 'bad' weapon.


"I veto you box."
— After getting a 'bad' weapon from the Mystery Box.


"Like my job isn't difficult enough."
— After getting a 'bad' weapon.


"That's the ticket."
— After getting a 'dual' weapon.


"They don't call me "Jack" for nothing."
— After getting a 'dual' weapon.


"Two for the price of one. I like it."
— After getting a 'dual' weapon.


"I ordered one, but they delivered two."
— After getting a 'dual' weapon.


"Time to play the two gun blues."
— After getting a 'dual' weapon.


"I'm positively glowing now."
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"If I am strong, my strength will speak for itself."
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"The human mind is our fundamental resource"
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"Now is the time for action."
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"You need not fret any longer."
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"Let's touch the untouchables."
— After getting a 'favorite' weapon.


"It's cold and icy like Fido's heart."
— After getting the Winter's Howl.


"The time is now! Creeps."
— After getting the Winter's Howl.


"I'll stop them in their tracks."
— After getting the Winter's Howl.


"Why don't you just chill out?"
— After getting the Winter's Howl.


"I'll give you something to remember me by."
— After getting the Winter's Howl.


"And the rockets' red glare. The bombs bursting in air."
— After getting a 'launcher' weapon.


"Now this is power."
— After getting a 'launcher' weapon.


"Time for a zombie missile crisis."
— After getting a 'launcher' weapon.


"Secure peace by prepping for war."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"I hold the key to peace in my hands."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"This will stem the dead tide."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"As Teddy Roosevelt once said: "walk softly, and carry a BFG"."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"Nothing better than an MG. Except being president."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"I shall not be afraid to use this."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"With great power comes great responsibility."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"Rack 'em up."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"I'll take them all down."
— After getting an 'MG' weapon.


"Argh... Whoever invented this must be insane."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.


"Eh Fido, I got your Brother in the palm o' my hand."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.


"Fuzzy wuzzy was a bomb."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.


"Get those cymbals outta my face."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.


"Go monkey, be free."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.


"Ancient weapons are no substitute for a Ray Gun at your side."
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"Wicked."
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"Where have you been all my life?"
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"A handsome gun, for a handsome president."
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"I must shake the hand of he who invented this fine weapon."
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"A man may die, undead may rise, but this Ray Gun lives on."
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"Ready for your fifteen minutes of flame, Necro-sapian?

  • After getting a Flamethrower.

"Like barbeques on the Cape!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower.

"Spit fire!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower.

"Not as hard as Jackie, but it will do."

  • After getting a Flamethrower.

"Time light a fire under those undead asses."

  • After getting a Flamethrower.

"We must burn away this infection!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower.
"A cure for the living inpaired."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"Efforts and courage are not enough. A shotgun helps."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"Gonna make some Zed chowder."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"Big gun for the bullet sponge."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"Oh yeah, now we're groovin'."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"This is my sword, my Excalibur"
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"Munchers, ride shotgun."
— After getting a 'shotgun' weapon.


"A most perfect weapon."
— After getting an 'SMG' weapon.


"Rapid fire hellfire."
— After getting an 'SMG' weapon.


"I like this. A lot."
— After getting an 'SMG' weapon.


"Full auto zombie slaying death in the palms of my hand."
— After getting an 'SMG' weapon.


"I should keep one of these under my desk in the oval office."
— After getting an 'SMG' weapon.


"Eh, don't wanna get too close. Zed goop stains."
— After getting a 'sniper' weapon.


"Line 'em up and lay 'em down."
— After getting a 'sniper' weapon.


"Hail to the chief baby."
— After getting a 'sniper' weapon.


"I'm an idealist, with a sniper rifle."
— After getting a 'sniper' weapon.


"This'll slow those undead marauders right down to the ground."
— After getting a 'sniper' weapon.


"Don't know what this is, but I'm looking forward to using it."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Who says you can't capture lightning in a bottle?"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Ideas have endurance without death."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Listen to the harm!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"A spark for the sparkless."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Gotta get this thing to DARPA."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2.
"I think it's singing to me."
— After getting the Thunder Gun.


"Maybe this came from the Groom Lake program."
— After getting the Thunder Gun.


"I, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, do solemnly swear to crush the undead."
— After getting the Thunder Gun.


"Beautiful."
— After getting the Thunder Gun.


"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
— After getting the Thunder Gun.


Power-ups[edit | edit source]

"Ah, just what the doctor ordered."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Your country thanks you."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.


"Ah, this works."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.


"Builds faster than a Communist building a wall."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom, and the enemy of growth."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.


"Huh, should buy us a little time."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Public Works Project at its finest."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"The time to repair the barricade is when the sun is shining."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Double the pleasure, double the pain."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up. A possible reference to a quote by Richtofen.
"I'm seeing in two's!"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"I comin' for you all!"
— Upon getting an Insta-Kill/Death Machine power-up.
"I am all that is man!"
— Upon getting an Insta-kill/Death Machine power-up.


"Good old fashioned Irish Beatdown!"

  • Upon getting an Insta-kill/Death Machine power-up.
"Twice the man I used to be!"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"M to the A to the D!"
— Upon getting a Nuke. Reference to Mutually Assured Destruction, a thermonuclear war scenario.
"And that's how you push the button!"
— Upon getting a Nuke.
"Understatement of the century."
— Upon getting a Nuke.


Perk-a-colas[edit | edit source]

"Ugh...in the Navy for years, never tasted anything that fishy."
— Upon drinking Quick Revive. An obvious reference to his service years in World War II.
"Ah, hail to the chief!"
— Upon drinking Jugger-nog.
"Feelin' sp-peedy!"
— Upon drinking Speed Cola.
"Let's pull the trigger on these scum-divers!"
— Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.


Downed or revived[edit | edit source]

"My country thanks you."
— Upon being revived.
"I never hoped for an easy life, just to be a stronger man."
— Upon being revived. A reference to his one liner at the end of the solo intro.
"What? I was...just...resting my eyes."
— Upon being revived.
"Back and better than ever!"
— Upon being revived.
"Back in the game, kids."
— Upon being revived




Pack-a-punch[edit | edit source]

"Ask not what your gun can do for you, but what you can do for your gun!"
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine. A reference to his inaugural address.
"I need that now..."
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.


"(sighs) Any day now....."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"This better pack a significant punch!"

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"Public speaking is the odd of deluding a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocab."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.

"Today would be nice....."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.
"Things do not happen, they are made to happen."
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"I weep for those under receiving end of this glory."

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"I will cut the legs from under these, dead heads!"

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"I'm coming for them, and Hell's coming with me!"

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Time to de-animate the reanimated!"

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"I've got one word for this: Booya, Reves! Booya!"

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Time to loosin' up on these stiffs!"

  • After receiving a 'favorited' Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Finally, let's do this!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"This baby's hungry for some hungrys."

  • After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"It's go-time!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Gimme gimme!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


Mystery Box[edit | edit source]

"Laugh it up, Chucklebutt."
— When getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box
"Hmm, disturbing."
— After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.


"Teddy bear, you and me are about to have words."
— After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.


"This is not a contribution to the human spirit."
— After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.


"A challenge it is then. I'll take it."
— After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.


"I'm the President of the United States. Open!"
— When trying use the Mystery Box without the needed points.


Interactive[edit | edit source]

"'Atta boy, Bob!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"Go, Big Mac, go!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"I knew I appointed you for a reason!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"That's how a Sec-Def takes care of business!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"Make 'em bob, Bob!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"B-Mac is kicking rear!"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"I got your back, Mac!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Don't let your fears hold you back from hope, Bob!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Hold on Bob, I'm Oscar Mike, er, JFK!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Concentrate all fire on McNamara!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Corral them this way, Bob!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Taking time to enjoy yourself, eh Mac?"
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"It's the little things, isn't it, Bob?"
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"You made a crawler, McNamara."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"Robert, crawler!"
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"Sec-Def, you missed some!"
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"Good job, Bob!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Wind it up, Big Mac!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Let fly the monkey of war!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"McNamara's got the monkey! Clear out!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Gonna change your name to Secretary of Primates, buddy!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Those who dare to fail miserably, can achieve greatly."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Oh, look. Fidel's being helpful for a change."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Surprised you can hit anything with that much beard, Castro."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Great, a headshot. Now try shaving."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"You can do better than that, Castro!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"You can't stop a handful of zombies? Come on!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Those things look like you in 40 years, Castro!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Always settling for second, eh, Fidel?"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"We got a crawler on the loose!"
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"And you wonder why you couldn't play ball in the States!"
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"Strike three! You're outta there!"
— When Castro makes a crawler. A reference to an earlier quote.
"How you won a revolution is beyond me!"
— When Castro makes a crawler. A reference to how Castro's quotes often focus around talking about a revolution.
"Maybe we don't need Gitmo after all. Your aim is way off!"
— When Castro makes a crawler. Gitmo is a shorter way of saying Guantanamo Bay.
"Quit smoking stogies and do your job!"
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"Hey, Fido, quit playing with your toys!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"At least give it a cigar before you blow it up, Castro!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Don't put your finger there! That's just disgusting!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"It's not a toy Fidel, it's a bomb. USE IT!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"It's not a capitalist Castro, you can set it free."
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.


Other[edit | edit source]

"The future is not a gift, it is an achievement!"

  • When getting an achievement.

"Frankly, I'm not use to this kind of manual labour."

  • When boarding the window.

"Could use a little elbow room here!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"More groaners here than the RNC!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Huh, I've seen this band....in stink, right!?"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"You're all gonna die! Eurgh, AGAIN!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Where's everyone else? I'm surrounded!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Could use some backing here!!!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Oh, so many shamblers, so little time!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Argh, hands off the merchandise, lurkers!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Sorry, uglies. No autograghs today!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"The tide of death ebbs and flows. Right now, IT'S FLOWING!!!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.

"Too many hands. Don't wrinkle the suit!"

  • After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"This was not in the presidential job description!"
— After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"Y...You can only get this close if I get your votes!"
— After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"MOB CONTROL!!!"
— After noticing a crowd of zombies.
"No pushing! No shoving! Patience is a virtue!"
— After noticing a crowd of zombies.


"Oh, now I get it."

  • When starting an easter egg song.
"C'mon, I'm good for it!"
— When trying to buy something without requisite points.


"Argh! Just when I thought they couldn't get any uglier."

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Argh! Scurrying little basterds!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Rot!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Dirt eating fiends!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Things just get a hell a lot more interesting."

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.
"But I want it!"
— When trying to buy something without requisite points.


Cut[edit | edit source]

"Gotta walk the dog in the park."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Looks like Dicky Nixon's mutt, Checkers."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Antihistamine! My nose may run, but I will not!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round
"Sit! Stay! Die!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round
"Good! I hate dogs!"
— After killing a Hellhound
"That's for making me sneeze!"
— After killing a Hellhound
"Defecate in your own yard, you ugly mutt!"
— After killing a Hellhound
"Now, play dead!"
— After killing a Hellhound


Robert McNamara[edit | edit source]

"There's power nearby, there has to be."
— At the beginning.
"Electricity is required to continue this war."
— At the beginning.
"We must find the switch, if we are to last."
— At the beginning.


Killing a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"I'm happy to see you die."
— Upon getting a kill.
"Each zombie dead is another man living."
— Upon getting a kill.
"Lesson 2: Rationality will not save you, fellows."
— Upon getting a kill. A reference to the second lesson in The Fog of War.
"Living dead: maybe, but I'll still outlive ya!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"Hands off the Mac, Jack!"
— Upon getting a kill.


"It was....inevitable."

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"Die. Now."

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"Begone, demon."

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"I will give you something to moan about."

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"The closer you get, the better I am."

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"DISMISSED!"

  • Upon getting a 'close-up' kill.

"No unfinished business on my watch.

  • Upon killing a crawler.

"Now, it is over."

  • Upon killing a crawler.

"Now, bring me a real challenge!"

  • Upon killing a crawler.

"Twice the man for half the beast."

  • Upon killing a crawler.
"U-S-A! U-S-A!"
— After a knife kill.
"The time is now!"
— After knife kill.
"BIG MAC ATTACK!"
— After a knife kill.
"Death to death!"
— After a knife kill.
"Calculate that, chomper!"
— After a knife kill.
"Dominance!"
— After a knife kill.


"Know the way of all professions."

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"A great time for the whole family."

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"An appropriate medicine for the inappropriate aliment.

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"Patience brings down even the tallest of trees."

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"Don't lose your head."

  • Upon getting a headshot.
"You are the sickness, I am the medicine."
— Upon getting a headshot.
"See first with your mind, and then with your eyes."
— Upon getting a headshot.
"Remember my favorite Broadway Show: I Dismember Mama!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"Take it by that, zombie shit!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"I will give you something to moan about!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"Discard what is of no use, SUCH AS YOUR HEAD!"
— Upon getting a headshot.
"I SAID DIE!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"Show us your insides, devil!"

  • Upon getting an explosive kill.
"Huh! I made the goop, into goop!"
— Upon getting an explosive kill.
"BOOM! Period!"
— Upon getting an explosive kill.
"Things that go boom, usually die!"
— Upon getting an explosive kill.
"I dub this Op: shock and awe!"
— Upon getting an explosive kill.


"At least have the decency to die!"

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"Now you have something to groan about."

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"Taste the dust from whence you came."

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"Aww, half the zombie it used to be."

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"It'll all be over soon!"

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"You feel nothing, but the burn's just the same."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"Burn. Period."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"I will scatter your ashes in a septic tank."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"The untouchable can be touched by flame."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"With this, you evil will have no dominion over man!

  • Upon getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
"Your death creates a nauseating Fog of War!"
— After killing a Nova Crawler, an obvious reference to McNamara's documentary, The Fog of War.


"What hell birth to you, demon!?"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Crawl back to your master, devil!"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"I will crush you like a bug!"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"At least you know your place, you grovelling cur!"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"You look like rats breeding and gutters."

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Woo. They smell worse in death then they do in life."

  • After killing a Nova Crawler.

"I am done with your insufferable calling."

  • After killing a Nova Crawler.

"I must stoop low to kill you!"

  • After killing a Nova Crawler.

"Ha! No dog tag! No dice!"

  • After killing a Nova Crawler.
"I'm an stone-cold killer."
— Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.


"I'll send you in a cooler!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"Cold, like this swift hand of vengeance!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"That's the way the ice cube crumbles!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.

"You die in ice!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury.
"Die again, and again, and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!"
— Upon multiple kills.
"Back to hell, demon-spawn!"
— Upon multiple kills.
"This is how one stimulates progress!"
— Upon multiple kills.
"Not yet we have a single defense policy: DEATH TO ZOMBIES!"
— Upon multiple kills.
"They didn't call me the whiz-kid for nothing."
— Upon multiple kills.
"Lesson number 8: Be prepared to re-examine your reasoning."
— Upon multiple kills. A reference to his documentary, The Fog of War.
"Really, I have only just begun!"
— Upon multiple kills.


"Just another day at the office."

  • Upon multiple kills.

"Each zombie dead is another man living."

  • Upon multiple kills.

"YOU'VE BEEN FRIED!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.

"Shock therapy works every time.

  • Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.

"Electric Zack Attack!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.

"(Sniff) Smells like burn toast!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.

"Hundred and thirty thousand miles per hour, fifty-four thousand degrees Fahrenheit, a truly effective weapon!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Wunderwaffe.

"Now that was a substantial commitment."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.

"The sound of death can be comforting in times like these."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.

"Torn asunder!"

  • Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.

"This weapon could make a weaker man lazy."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.

"I could get use to this."

  • Upon getting a kill with the Thundergun.

"Go monkey, go!"

  • After using the Monkey Bomb.

"Moronic shamblers will follow anything. Ha!"

  • After using the Monkey Bomb.

"Never thought a monkey will be our end."

  • After using the Monkey Bomb.

"Childish but effective."

  • After using the Monkey Bomb.

"Even I must laugh at that. Ha. Ha."

  • After using the Monkey Bomb
"Be happy; you have another arm!"
— When destroying a zombie's limb.


"More tender than roast beef."

  • When destroying a zombie's limb.

"I will chop you up and feed you to the poor."

  • When destroying a zombie's limb.

"Your tenacity is admirable but feudal."

  • When destroying a zombie's limb.

"Piece-by-piece you will fall!"

  • When destroying a zombie's limb.
"I'm putting this gun into service effective immediately!"
— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"This is how I deal with your offensive presence!"
— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"Your evil has been vaporized!"
— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"This weapon has... significant value."
— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"You have been enumerated zombie!"
— Upon getting a kill with the Ray Gun.


Being hit by a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Watch the hair!"
— After being hit by zombie.
"Oh... crawler!"
— When attacked by a crawling zombie.


"Hands off the shoes, meat!"

  • When attacked by a crawling zombie.

"So be it. I'll just dance a jig on your skulls."

  • When attacked by a crawling zombie.
"Nixon... you have soiled your pants."
— When attacked by a crawling zombie.
"I...have had...enough. Of. YOU!"
— When attacked by a crawling zombie.
"The probability of you touching me again... is ZERO! Hah!"
— After killing a zombie that attacked him.


"Hands off the Mac, Jack!"

  • After killing a zombie that attacked him.

"Consider yourself, itemized!

  • After killing a zombie that attacked him.
"You will pay for that, rot-face!"
— After killing a zombie that attacked him.


Downed or revived[edit | edit source]

"Lesson 10: Never say never!"
— When downed. Another reference to his documentary, The Fog of War.
"The last stand of McNamara!"
— When downed. Reference to the perk Last Stand.
"Give me a revive! There are too many to handle alone!"
— When downed.
"I'm down!"
— When downed.


"No! It will not end like this!

  • When downed.
"Give me the shot, dammit!"
— When downed
"No. It is not over yet."
— After being revived.
"I thank you for your support."
— After being revived.
"I am in your debt."
— After being revived.
"Thank you, I will not let you down."
— After being revived.
"*Gasps* Back to the business at hand."
— After being revived.


Hellhounds[edit | edit source]

(These quotes were to be used as proven in PC audio files until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)

"If the President is allergic to them, then I am too."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Ugh... Smells worse than a wet dog."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Here, puppy puppy, I have a treat for you."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Could use a dog trainer here."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Uglier than Nixon's dog, Checkers."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"The President didn't appreciate your canine dander."
— After killing a Hellhound.
"I'm blowing every dog away!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Watch it Dick."
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Take that brimstone stink elsewhere, beast!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Submit! No dogs allowed."
— After killing a Hellhound.
"There's only one alpha here, and his name is Jack."
— After killing a Hellhound.
"More like Hellpuppies!"
— After killing a Hellhound.


"They fall as easy as their rotting brethren."

  • After killing a Hellhound.

"Leash gutter and clean up after your dog. AND THEN KILL IT!"

  • After killing a Hellhound.
"I will use your hides to carpet my den, mongrels!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"PSA of the day: Spay and neuter your dogs."
— After killing a Hellhound.


Ammo[edit | edit source]

"Almost out!"
— When low ammo.

"My glass is half-empty. Givve me some rounds!"

  • When low ammo.

"Sec-Def need re-up. Stat!"

  • When low ammo.
"Guess I shouldn't have made those budget cuts."
— When low ammo.
"Gimme the ammo, dammit!"
— When low ammo.
"I'm leakin' lead here!"
— When low ammo.
"My accounting suggests that I still need to find some rounds."
— When out of ammo.


"Oh well. So be it."

  • When out of ammo.

"Guess I should've made those budget cuts."

  • When out of ammo.
"Zero times two is still zero!"
— When out of ammo.
"No ammo? Time to get dirty..."
— When out of ammo.


Buying weapons off the wall[edit | edit source]

"Today I hunt death."
— After buying any weapon.
"Line 'em up so I can knock 'em down."
— After buying the M14.
"This 'll do."
— After buying an MP5K.
"SMG! Recommended use, short bursts for maximum elicitation of death."
— After buying a PM63.
"This weapon does not suit my disposition, but it suits the situation."
— After buying an AK-74u.
"Automatic carbine designed to fire pistol cartridges... genius!"
— After buying an MPL.
"Devastation is at hands!"
— After buying an Olympia off the wall.
"In order to do good, you may have to engage in evil."
— After buying a Stakeout.


"Heads will roll."

  • When buying a Bowie Knife.

"With this, I must immerse myself in this operation."

  • When buying a Bowie Knife.

"Almost as sharp as my president's wrap here wit."

  • When buying a Bowie Knife.

"Let's get up close and personal."

  • When buying a Bowie Knife.

"Good weight. Good balance. Good killing."

  • When buying a Bowie Knife.
"Damn, my math was wrong!"
— When attempting to buy a weapon without requisite money. Also said when cleaning debris/opening a door without enough money.


Power-ups[edit | edit source]

"An expediential solution."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Finally full."
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"I needed that!"
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.


"(Relief) Give us time to catch our breath."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"If only HUD could be so efficient."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"This will help our case indeed."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"This will hold them for few seconds."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Yes! Time to resupply!"
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"I calculate success."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"X times P equals ... more points than Rockefeller!"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"Oo... good math!"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"Here I come!"
— Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.
"It's knife time."
— Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.


"Bring on the ghouls!"

  • Upon getting a Insta-Kill power-up.
"Your burning flesh warms my heart."
— Upon getting a Nuke.
"A cure for the living impaired."
— Upon getting a Nuke.
"The use of nuclear deterrence is approved."
— Upon getting a Nuke.


Perk-a-Colas[edit | edit source]

"This will enhance my defense capability two-fold."
— Upon buying Juggernog.
"Ugh! Did anyone check the expiration date?"
— Upon buying Quick Revive.
"Whoo, faster reload well worth the money spent!"
— Upon buying Speed Cola.
"Double Tap! *speaks quickly* Increases the fire rate by 30%. Execute."
— Upon buying Double Tap Root Beer.


Pack-a-Punch[edit | edit source]

"This reminds me of Step 6: Get the data!"
— While waiting for Pack-A-Punch machine. This is one of the lessons shown in the documentary The Fog of War.
"It's better be worth it!"
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch Machine.


"My patience only lasts so long...."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.

"This thing takes longer than cutting through red tape."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.

"Hurry it up."

  • While waiting for Pack-a-Machine.
"This weapon is powerful as the United States military!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"Ah, well worth the wait."

  • After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Now this little game ends."

  • After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Let's make this weapon sing!"

  • After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"No more Mr. Nice secretary!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon. A possible reference to either one of Richtofen's quotes from Kino Der Toten, or the popular line, "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
"Gotta send one of these to the USMC."
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


Mystery Box[edit | edit source]

"This will cut down zombies without question."
— After getting a Commando from Mystery Box.
"This will do nicely."
— After getting a G11 from Mystery Box.
"My appraisal to this weapon is one of approval."
— After getting a Spectre from Mystery Box.
"Seven hundred rounds, two minutes of continuous fire? I approve."
— After getting an HK21 from Mystery Box.
"Precise weapon for a man of precision."
— After getting a Dragunov from Mystery Box.
"This weapon suits my disposition."
— After getting a L96A1 from Mystery Box.
"Perfect for close encounters."
— After getting a SPAS-12 from Mystery Box.
"It's time to fill their bellies with lead!"
— After getting an HS-10 from Mystery Box.
"This is unacceptable!"
— After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"This poorly made weapon requires a memo."
— After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"I should be insulted, but my utilitarian nature prevents it."
— After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.


"The probability of gaining something beneficial is not in my favor."

  • After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"This weapon statistically is insufficient to the task!"
— After getting a Python or CZ75 from the Mystery Box.
"Two hands plus two guns equals to... four hundred dead Zeds!"
— After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.


"I feel like a winner now!"

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.

"Good thing I'm ambidextrous."

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.

"I normally do not stoop to emotional responses but, HELL YEAH!"

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.

"Twice the armament is a testament to productivity."

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Lesson number 5: Proportionality should be a guideline in war."
— After getting a China Lake from Mystery Box. A reference to his documentary, The Fog of War.


"Efficiency incarnate."

  • After getting a M72 LAW from the Mystery Box.
"Explosives, approved."
— After getting a Crossbow from Mystery Box.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
— After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.


"Cool party, huh?"

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"I think I'll put'em on ice!"

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"This wasn't in the defence budget."

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Pretty and slick. Just like Jack."

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Even a monkey can be of service to this great nation."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"Hey, monkey. You have earned the thanks of a grateful nation."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"Hello, little monkey."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"It's not about the monkey, it's about the bomb."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"A strange effect this device has on the undead."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"Unreal."

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"The wonders and terrors of science."

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"A powerful weapon indeed. I must study it further."

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"Feels like nothing, but it pulses with an exceptional power."

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"Where have I seen this weapon before?"
— After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.


"Set. To. Kill."

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"The slugs will no pain, they will know agony."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Just when I always wanted, vengeance!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"I will bring the lightning of democracy with this."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"I will lay WASTE to these hellions!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"This will end the Z War!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Time for Operation: Thunderbolt!"

  • After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"Blood will run this night!"

  • After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"What a beauty!"

  • After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"I have the tools and I have the talent."

  • After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"This will blow the marble eyes right out of their heads!"

  • After getting a Thunder Gun from the Mystery Box.

"I prefer my meat rare, but I'll make an exception."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"The Horde will burn on mass."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"Maximize efficiency."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"You will know pain. You will know fear. You. Will. Burn."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"If they must maraud, let them do so in fire."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"They will have walk through fire to get to my President."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"Embarrassed by a stuffed toy.(Grunts)"

  • When getting a Teddy Bear.

"Run if you must, but cannot hide from me, box!"

  • When getting a Teddy Bear.

"Well as the saying goes: 'all good things....'."

  • When getting a Teddy Bear.

"Curse this box and curse the child who mocks us!"

  • When getting a Teddy Bear.

"When I find this box again, I will tear its secrets from its cold dark heart!"

  • When getting a Teddy Bear.
"Insufficient funds. Well, at least that damnable box won't move just yet."
— When attempting to use the Mystery Box without requisite money.


Interactive[edit | edit source]

"You're skills in battle are to be envied, Mr. President."
— When Kennedy gets a headshot.
"A fine shot by a fine man!"
— When Kennedy gets a headshot.
"I'll be your wingman anytime!"
— When Kennedy gets a headshot. A Top Gun reference.
"That's it. Never let some force other than reason shape reality."
— When Kennedy gets a headshot.
"I have never seen such precision!"
— When Kennedy gets a headshot.
"Hold 'em off Jack! I'm coming!"
— When Kennedy is swarmed.
"Stay the tide, Mr. President! You can do it!"
— When Kennedy is swarmed.
"Mr. President, watch your six!"
— When Kennedy is swarmed.
"Do it, Jack! Now is the time!"
— When Kennedy is swarmed.
"Show them why you won in 1960!"
— When Kennedy is swarmed. An obvious reference to how Kennedy won the presidential election in 1960.
"Tear them apart, Mr. President!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"You knock 'em down, I'll sweep 'em up!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Finish them, Jack!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Show them what a Kennedy is all about!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Right on! You jacked their legs!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"You took the shamble out of the shambler, Mr. President!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Jack, that monkey is dangerous!"
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Release the monkey, Jack! Quickly!"
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"You have the luck of the Irish, Mr. President!"
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Be careful! That one's loaded!"
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Wind it up, Jack! I like it when you dance!"
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"I think your one-liners made their heads explode, Dick."
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Lucky doesn't BEGIN to describe it!"
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Nixon, belief and seeing are both wrong. Do it again and I MIGHT be impressed."
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Next time, do it on purpose, Dickie Nix."
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"What, are you inviting them to a tea party, Dick?"
— When Nixon is swarmed.
"It's your whining, Dick, JUST SHUT UP!"
— When Nixon is surrounded by zombies.
"Kill them, Nixon! Don't dance with them!"
— When Nixon is swarmed.
"Clearly, you need help, Nixon!"
— When Nixon is swarmed.
"Nixon, you continue to disappoint!"
— When Nixon is swarmed.
"Efficiency is far from your best quality, Richard."
— When Nixon makes a crawler.
"Stop playing with your food, Dick!"
— When Nixon makes a crawler.
"You call yourself an American?"
— When Nixon makes a crawler.
"Discipline, Dick, DISCIPLINE!"
— When Nixon makes a crawler.
"Making things worse does not make things better!"
— When Nixon makes a crawler.
"Is that monkey your sister, Dick?"
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Wind it up and hold on to it, Nixon."
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Detonate it, don't play with it, fool!"
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"(Sighs) Just like a Republican. Afraid to get his hands dirty."
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Dump the monkey, Dick! You got enough on your hands!"
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.


Other[edit | edit source]

"Not enough money? Time to re-examine the budget!"
— When attempting to open a door without requisite points.

"A secret to which I was not privy? Startling...."

  • When activated an easter egg song.

"The probability of this remaining repaired is next to nil."

  • When boarding windows.

"I accept this achievement on behalf of my president."

  • When earning an achievement.

"Damn! My math was wrong!"

  • When not enough money to buy.

"They swarm like locusts!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"There's too many of them!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"They are coming from all sides!

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"Could use some supporting FIRE here!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"I am surrounded by rot here!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"The dead tide is ROLLING over here!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"These undead marauders don't QUIT!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"They're everywhere."

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"Three-hundred and sixty degrees of hungrys! COULD USE SOME HELP!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"You flock like sheep, I am the wolf!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"I can't hold'em off for long!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"Bring it on, beasts!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"You march to your doom, flesh-eaters!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.

"(Gasp) They're all coming from all directions!"

  • When surrounded by zombies.
"I'm surrounded! Give me a hand!"
— When surrounded by zombies.


Richard Nixon[edit | edit source]

"Uh, can we go find the power switch?"
— At the beginning.


Killing a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"No, you cannot have a hug."
— After killing an approaching zombie.
"Einey Meiney Mieney DIE!"
— When killing zombies.
"One potato, two potato, three potato... BLAM!"
— After killing a zombie.
"America! Hell yes."
— After killing a zombie.
"I've never been a quitter."
— After killing a zombie.
"Zed head's dead!"
— After killing a zombie. A reference to Pulp Fiction.
"Give me what I want!"
— After killing a zombie.
"I want your blood and I want your vote!"
— After killing a zombie.
"That's right, you better die."
— After killing a zombie.
"No Mr. Hippie, I expect you to die."
— After killing a zombie. Reference to the infamous James Bond quote.
"Got your gobble gobble right here freak!"
— After killing a zombie.
"By taking this action, I hope I have hastened the start of healing."
— After killing a zombie.
"If only you had a vote..."
— After killing a zombie.
"Pick that up hippie!"
— After killing a zombie.
"As the hippies say, I come in peace man."
— After killing a zombie.
"WHAT?! WHAT?! Oh, I did that on purpose, okay?"
— When shooting off a zombie's limb.


"Guh!"

  • When shooting off a zombie's limb.

"You cannot scratch my back, so I won't scratch yours."

  • When shooting off a zombie's limb.

"This is getting really frustrating."

  • When spawning a crawler.

"I justify my actions to no one."

  • When spawning a crawler.

"My decisions are not subject to questioning by another branch of government."

  • When spawning a crawler.
"Now that's what I call a bullet sponge."
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Have a blast lurcher! "
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"I'd feel bad for the hippies if they didn't smell so bad."
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"Well this isn't even fair!"
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"Yes! What can't this Ray Gun do?"
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
"Mwahahahahahah!"
— After killing a zombie with a grenade.
"BOOM! Goes the explosive."
— After killing a zombie with a grenade. Reference to an internet meme in which a newscaster would drop all his lines.
"I did that on purpose. But, but I did."
— After killing a zombie with a grenade.
"Can't you maggots explode a little quietly?"
— After killing a zombie with a grenade.


"Like politics, what comes up must come down."

  • After killing a zombie with a grenade.

"Yeah, that's right!"

  • After killing a zombie with a grenade.
"Ugh, boogie guts all over me."
— After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"That's as close as you get. compadre."
— After killing a zombie that was close-by.


"That's it, you're on Nixon's Blacklist!"

  • After killing a zombie that was close-by.

"Bless my cotton socks, that's stank."

  • After killing a zombie that was close-by.

"Do you mind? I'm trying to breathe over here."

  • After killing a zombie that was close-by.

"Burn, hippie, burn!"

  • After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.

"Reminds you of home, doesn't it? You pickle hippie fiends!"

  • After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.

"Roasting Commies!"

  • After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.

"Thank you for smoking."

  • After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.

"It's getting hot in here."

  • After getting a kill with a Flamethrower.

"Okay, okay, too close."

  • After killing a zombie that was close-by.
"Take no risks, suffer no defeats! Take no risks, win no victories!"
— After killing multiple zombies.
"Killcam! Where's my killcam?!"
— After killing multiple zombies. A reference to the multiplayer first-person shooter game culture.


"Did you see that? Did ya? Anyone? DAMN IT!"

  • After killing multiple zombies.
"I am that good."
— After killing multiple zombies.
"Yea, yea, I'm good. Tell me something I don't know."
— After killing multiple zombies.
"Shut up! Just shut up!"
— After killing multiple zombies.


"The bloodiest wars in history were fought with buttercups, and hippies!"

  • After killing multiple zombies.
"Oh look at the filthy carpets."
— After killing multiple zombies.
"Look what you made me do."
— After killing a zombie that just hit him.
"Back to the Ice Age!"
— After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.
"I kicked him in his ice hole."
— After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.


"I'll send you to a cooler."

  • After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.

"Uh, stay cool, hippies."

  • After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.

"Now that's what I like to see."

  • After hitting a zombie with the Winter's Howl or Winter's Fury.

"By cross the streams, what of it."

  • After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe. Reference to Ghostbusters.

"Not bad, not bad at all."

  • After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"(Laughs)Oh, I like this thing."

  • After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"It's all over now, baby blue."

  • After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Boom friggin toast!"

  • After getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Oh ho ho, well worth the price of admission."

  • After getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"To hell with ya, you reanimated slime."

  • After getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"Yeah, now you got something to groan about, stupid hippie."

  • After getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"Get off of my lawn!"

  • After getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"I wonder if this is covered by the Second Amendment."

  • After getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"A war monkey."

  • After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.

"If only a hippie was this useful."

  • After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.

"Stupid hippies will follow anything."

  • After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.

"Hippie see, monkey BOOM!"

  • After getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"C'mon! You're not dead yet? Really?"
— After hitting a zombie multiple times with a knife.
"Lets cuddle!"
— After killing a zombie with a knife.
"Gotcha!"
— After killing a zombie with a knife.
"Disgusting."
— After killing zombie with a knife.
"I've had it up to "here" with you carpet baggers."
— After killing a crawler.


"Put that on funny pages, ya big joke!"

  • After killing a crawler.
"I hate aiming so low, it hurts my back."
— After killing a Nova Crawler.


"My lord, they're smell worse than a checker's park."

  • After killing a Nova Crawler.
"Now that was with my eyes closed."
— Sometimes said when getting a headshot.
"Now come on, you're making a mess."
— Sometimes said when getting a headshot.


"CHA-CHING!"

  • When getting a headshot.

"Welcome to the gun show!"

  • When getting a headshot.

"I'd veto your skull if I were president."

  • When getting a headshot.

"That'll get me some votes."

  • When getting a headshot.

"No trespassing!"

  • When getting a headshot.

"Did you get that on record?"

  • When getting a headshot.
"Aroo!"
— Sometimes said when attacked by zombies/scoring a lot of kills. A reference to TV show Futurama.


Being hit by a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"No Touchy"
— After a zombie hits him.
"You dare touch a Quaker?"
— After a zombie hits him.
"Get off me you hippie!"
— After a zombie hits him.
"Son, I am sick of this shit!"
— After a crawler hits him.
"Go get a job hippie!"
— After a crawler hits him.
"Hey, hey, hey! These shoes are Italian!"
— After a crawler hits him. A possible reference to Fat Albert.
"Get off my legs!"
— After a crawler hits him.
"Who's got the mukluks? These things are making a mess!"
— After a crawler hits him.
"Richard Nixon is not part of a complete breakfast!"
— Sometimes said after evading a zombie attack.
"Gotta learn how to survive defeat, that's how you develop character"
— Sometimes said after evading a zombie attack.
"Never learn how to accept defeat. *That's* how you develop courage."
— After a near-death experience.


Hellhounds[edit | edit source]

(These quotes were to be used as proven by PC audio files until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)

"Leave Checkers alone."
— At the start of a Hellhound round. Checkers is Nixon's pet dog.


"No where near as pretty as my boy, Checkers."

  • At the start of a Hellhound round.
"No where near a pretty as my boy Checkers."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Sit. Stay! STAY!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Let's play fetch... the grenade."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Who's a good boy!?"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Boom goes the doggy."
— After killing a Hellhound.
"You ain't got nothing on Checkers!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Back to the pit with you!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"I dropped you like a bad habit!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Looks worse than the DMZ"
— After killing a Hellhound.


Ammo[edit | edit source]

"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some extra rounds today."
— When running low on ammo. An obvious reference to Popeye.
"Gonna get real intimate if don't find ammo."
— When running low on ammo.
"Pass the ammo please... I said PLEASE!"
— When running low on ammo.
"Ammo anyone? Hello? I am talking here."
— When running low on ammo.
"We'll all die soon if I don't find some rounds!"
— When running low on ammo.
"Damn you hippies, I'm out of ammo!"
— When out of ammo.
"Empty! I am empty, dagnabbit!"
— When out of ammo.
"Who needs ammo when you have looks like mine?"
— When out of ammo.
"And, I'm out!"
— When out of ammo.
"What is this nonsense? Where are my rounds?!"
— When out of ammo.


Downed or revived[edit | edit source]

"I may be down, but I'm not out!"
— After getting downed.
"I'm not dead! Not yet!"
— After getting downed.
"NOOOO!"
— After getting downed.
"Get your hands off me hippie!"
— After getting downed
"You can't stop Tricky Dick!"
— After getting downed. A reference to the nickname he received by Helen Gahagan Douglas, the Democratic-Republican running against him.


"Avoiding death is not the same as living."

  • Upon being revived.
"Nixon's back!"
— Upon being revived. A reference to him winning the election on Futurama.
"I'm not finished yet!"
— Upon being revived.
"Meat, is an anagram for team you know."
— Upon being revived.
"A man is not finished when defeated, only when he quits."
— Upon being revived.


Buying weapons off the wall[edit | edit source]

"Uh, just give me a rifle to kill all the hippies I see!"
— After buying an M14 off the wall.
"I'm gonna love it, and hug it, and call it Checkers!"
— After buying an M14. Checkers is the name of Richard Nixon's Cocker Spaniel. Also a reference to the Looney Toons in which a snow giant, while holding Daffy, exclaims "I will love you, and pet you, and call you George!"
"Let's turn those rotten empty heads inside out."
— After buying an M14 off the wall.
"Perfect! I can keep my distance from this mess."
— After buying an M14.
"Ergh, I get to see the whites of their eyes."
— After buying an M14. This quote refers to the famous Revolutionary War quote, "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!"
"Guts will be spilled!"
— After buying an Olympia.
"All right, let's get this over with."
— After buying an Olympia.
"All right, who wants a buckshot rye?"
— After buying a Stakeout.
"People who like this kind of thing will find this as a sort of thing they like."
— After buying an SMG off the wall.
"That's it? Only one?!"
— After buying an SMG off the wall.
"Here comes the 'Nix'!"
— After buying an SMG off the wall.
"Yes, I get it. I have to go fight now!"
— After buying an SMG off the wall.
"Oh, this I can work with."
— After buying an MP5K.


"Now, let's see if you've got any guts."

  • After purchasing the bowie knife.

"I'll stick it to'em."

  • After purchasing the bowie knife.

"This will cut through these eyes."

  • After purchasing the bowie knife.

"Ooh, shiny!"

  • After purchasing the bowie knife.
"With this, I'm going to gut me some zombies and use their ribcages as hats! ...Actually, that's gross."
— After purchasing the bowie knife.


Perk-a-Colas[edit | edit source]

"I guess this means I have to help..."
— After drinking Quick Revive.
"Ooh, I feel good now."
— After drinking Juggernog.
"*said fast* I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook! I'm not a crook!"
— After drinking Speed Cola. A reference to the Watergate Scandal.
"Double tap? So I can do two phones?"
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.


Power-ups[edit | edit source]

"Who said that?"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"I don't need your stinking points, I need your votes."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"There's a catch, isn't there?"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"That's it? Max is all I get?"
— After getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"This means I have to keep fighting doesn't it?"
— After getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Die!"
— After getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
"Nixon's revenge!"
— After getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
"Now we're talking."
— After getting an Insta-Kill power-up or Death Machine power-up.
"Blow it away!"
— After getting a Nuke power-up.
"Nuke-a-da-roo-co"
— After getting a Nuke power-up.
"Nuke-a-doodle-do"
— After getting a Nuke power-up.


"I get it, you love hammers. Shut up, already!"

  • After getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Keep it down, out there!"

  • After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Finally, getting some help around here."
— After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Keep it down up there!"
— After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"What's with the racket?!"
— After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"OK, maybe we have a few seconds."
— After getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Oh, I'll take it."
— After getting a Fire Sale power-up.


Pack-a-Punch[edit | edit source]

"This is me waiting... This is me waiting on drugs... HURRY THE FUCK UP!"
— When waiting for Pack-A-Punch machine. Reference to 1980's Presidential Anti-Drug campaign.
"Great Caesar's ghost! This was worth the wait!"
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-a-Punch machine.
"I don't have all day, you stupid machine!"
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch machine.
"Tick-tock! Tick-tock! Tick-tock! I'm gonna kick you in the *cough*!"
— While waiting for Pack-A-Punch machine.
"Hurry up! Hurry up."
— While waiting for Pack-A-Punch machine.
"This better be good... it cost enough."
— While waiting for Pack-A-Punch machine.
"This is how you pack-a-punch."
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
"Bring on the hippies! The commies! The commies and the hippies! Bah! Both of them!"
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
"It took you long enough damn machine thingy."
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
"I might actually smile...*might*."
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.


"Great Caesar's Ghost, this was worth the wait!"

  • After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
"That's right...you're going to give me what I want."
— After getting a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.
"Wait what?! I deserve a celebrity discount!"
— When he doesn't have enough money to Pack-a-Punch a weapon.


Mystery Box[edit | edit source]

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THE ALIENS ARE REAL!!"
— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Checkmate."

  • Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Oh, this oughta be a good time "

  • Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Where is this made? I don't trust it."

  • Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"The greatest honour in history is that a peacemaker....and I hold it now."

  • Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Shocking, to say the least."

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Well, zap my ass and call me Dick!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Let there be light!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Did somebody say juice?"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"It's electric! (Singing) De de de de de de de de!

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box. Reference to the song "Electric Slide" by Neville Livingston.

"Not bad. Not bad at all."

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"Surprisingly light but back is BARKING!"

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"Let's see what everyone's been raving about here."

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"Useful, sure, but it doesn't have to be big."

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"This is gun was made by Commies. I can feel it in my bones."

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.
"Communists! Open the damn box!"
— Not enough money to buy the Mystery Box.
"I'm being treated like a crook!"
— After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box. A possible reference to the Watergate Scandal.


"This is a conspiracy, I know it!"

  • After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.

"Screwed!"

  • After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.

"(Mad Grunts)"

  • After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.

"I respect you not so you can't possibly rouge my anger."

  • After getting a CZ75 or a Python from the Mystery Box.

"Two guns, huh? Someone's trying to butter me up."

  • After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"I do more than I say. Produce more than I promise."

  • After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"Uh, politics would a good business, if it wasn't for the hippies."

  • After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"Duel Wielding Veep coming through!"

  • After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"My strong point is: performance."

  • After getting a duel CZ75 from the Mystery Box.

"(Singing) Undead roasting on an open fire! (Normal) See? I'm funny!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"I am not a cook!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"I love the smell of Flamethrowers in the morning."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"Well, give a fiddle and call me Nero."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"Burn, burn yeah. You're gonna burn."

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"I'll burn'em like those hippies burn our flag!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.
"This I can work with."
— After getting a Spectre from the Mystery Box.
"This gift better keep on giving!"
— After getting a Galil from the Mystery Box.
"Somebody likes me!...I think."
— After getting a China Lake from the Mystery Box.


"Maybe now they'll believe I'm innocent."

  • After getting a M72 LAW from the Mystery Box.

"Who's listening now, huh? Nobody, that's who!"

  • After getting a China Lake from the Mystery Box.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho, ya, ya, ya."

  • After getting the RPK from the Mystery Box.

"Alright, I got a big gun. What do you want in return?"

  • After getting the HK21 from the Mystery Box.

"I need to speak softly in case the little guy is bugged."

  • After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"I don't trust this monkey one bit."

  • After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"What're you looking at, monkey!?"

  • After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"I need to get rid of the evidence."

  • After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"If I wind it, they will calm."

  • After getting the Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Uh, good enough, I suppose."
— After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box.
"Uh, stay frosty!"
— After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.


"So *ice* to see you."

  • After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Tonight, hell freezes over."

  • After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Time to kick ice!"

  • After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"I don't even know what to say."

  • After getting the Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.
"Just when I was beginning to like you... "
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.


"Bastard!"

  • After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.

"Get back here, you cowardly hunk of wood!"

  • After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"Solutions are not the answer...Wait, did I just say that?"
— After getting a Spas-12 from the Mystery Box.


"Damn you, Teddy Bear!"

  • After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"What kind of messed up box is this?"
— After getting a Teddy bear.


Interactive[edit | edit source]

"You are the only Commie who should have the right to bear arms."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"A little more of that, and I may just kiss you, Comrade."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"I envy your aim, my Communist friend."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Glad you're on my side, Fidel!"
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Not bad for a pinko Commie."
— When Castro gets a headshot.
"Castro, use that exploding cigar Jack gave you."
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Fidel, watch your six!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Hey, Fidel could use a hand or three!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Smack 'em with your beard, and burn 'em with your stogie, Fidel!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Just hold 'em off for a few more seconds!"
— When Castro is swarmed.
"Take your time, Comrade. I got you covered."
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"You are something else, Castro."
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"Tear 'em up, it's fine. Jack will clean up after."
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"Not bad, Fidel. Not bad at all."
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"You still play baseball? I think you got a future, kid."
— When Castro makes a crawler.
"Atta boy, Castro!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Commies got all the luck, don't they?"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Now that's a present, Fidel!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Wind 'er up and let 'er rip, Fidel!"
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"No offense, but you and the monkey kinda look alike."
— When Castro gets the Monkey Bomb.
"(Sarcastically) Oh yeah. Nice shot Mac."
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"(Snores) Snore."
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"Oh, please. I coulda done that in my sleep."
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"That's the least a Secretary of Defense can do."
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"And your point is, Secretary McNamara?"
— When McNamara gets a headshot.
"Bon appetit, McNamara!"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Why isn't that cute, they wanna hug Bob."
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"Look, Mac, they want their daddy."
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"I would help but...um...I'm resigning."
— When McNamara gets swarmed.
"Where is your President now, Bob?"
— When McNamara is swarmed.
"McNamara can clearly manage just fine alone."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"Your ability to make a God-awful mess is truly awe inspiring."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"(Sarcastically) When I grow up, I wanna be just like you, Bob."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"You'll handle that about as well as the war in Vietnam."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"(Sarcastically) Good job, good job, you should do this professionally."
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"I'd applaud if I wasn't busy cleaning up after you!"
— When McNamara makes a crawler.
"Oh look, a monkey for Jack's monkey. How cute."
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Don't just cuddle with it, USE IT!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Hey, monkey brains, throw the monkey!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"I will not call you Big Mac until you use the Monkey Bomb!"
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.
"I think you cheated, Bob."
— When McNamara gets the Monkey Bomb.


Other[edit | edit source]

"I KNEW IT! THEY'VE BEEN TAPING ME!"
— When the "Won't Back Down" music easter egg is activated. A reference to Nixon's involvement in the Watergate Scandal.

"Finally recognized for my accolades."

  • When earned an achievement.

"Building barricades was not on the job description."

  • When building a barricade.

"Argh, what now? WHAT NOW!?"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Like I haven't done enough, I have to deal with this!?"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"No. No! No. No, No! NOOO!"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Great, just great. It only gets worse for Dick."

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.

"I've had it up to here with this shit!"

  • When noticing a Nova Crawler.
"Argh...Taxing me like a democrat!"
— Not enough money to buy a weapon or barrier.


"Greatness comes only when you're really tested!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"In a crisis, be aware of danger but recognize opportunity."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"I got no respect, no respect whatsoever!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"This is no way to treat a public's servant."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"A little help? Maybe?"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"You're crapping my style here, you ugly mucks!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Alright, it's a spontaneous outburst. War is subject to advance planning."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Hello!? I'm surrounded here!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Hey, Jack's the handsome one. Go get him!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"You guys are *really* starting to piss me off!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Let's say we move from an era of confrontation to one of conversation, huh?"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"I don't have time for these shenanigans!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"What do you want from me!?"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"I'm not claustrophobic. I'm not claustrophobic."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Okay, I'm really getting annoyed here!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

Fidel Castro[edit | edit source]

"Will someone please find the power?!"
— At the beginning.
"Batteries were clearly not included!"
— At the beginning.
"Ah! Only a capitalist pig nation would deprive their people of power!"
— At the beginning.


Killing a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Oh yeah!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"Hahaha! I am closer to heaven than never before!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"No man should live past the time where he begins, to deteriorate!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"I will use your stale skin to wrap my cigars!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"If only I have time, I would piss on your tomb!"
— Upon getting a kill.
"Time to die, zombie putas!"
— Upon getting a kill; "puta" means "whore" in Spanish.


"I'm Fidel Castro and I come to liberate your own death!"

  • Upon getting a close-up kill.

"Dios Mio!"

  • Upon getting a close-up kill.

"Come closer. I have have a surprise for you."

  • Upon getting a close-up kill.
"¡Viva la Revolución!"
— After a knife kill. It means "Long live the Revolution" in Spanish. He also said this in the cutscene.
"For Cuba!"
— After a knife kill.


"History will absolve me!"

  • After a knife kill.
"Taste my fury!"
— After a knife kill.
"Yaaaah!"
— After a knife kill.
"Destiny!"
— After a knife kill.
"Let that be a lesson to the bourgeois!"
— After an explosive kill.
"They fall as easily as Batista, ha-ha!"
— After an explosive kill. Batista was a Cuban politician who was overthrown by Castro's revolution.
"No escape for those who live like parasites!"
— After an explosive kill.


"BOOM!"

  • After an explosive kill.
"Let the cursed blood rain!"
— After an explosive kill.
"Half the zombie you use to be, no?"
— After an explosive kill.
"BOOM!"
— After an explosive kill.
"Have a decency to die!"
— After an explosive kill.
"Ha ha ha! You look like my mother's ropa vieja!"
— After an explosive kill. "ropa vieja" means "old cloth" in Spanish, it is a famous cuisine in Latin American countries.
"Just like an lazy American, never finish their job!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"Cry Havoc!"

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"I have faith in a plan of action!"

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"I have spoken!"

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"Destiny produces the man of the hour and that man is me!"

  • Upon getting a headshot.

"Better fix your head up, puta rita!"

  • Upon getting a headshot.
"I am the rival of the West!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"I will give you a cigar if you weren't obliterated."

  • Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.

"Not even Dante can describe the Hell you seen."

  • Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb. Referring to Dante Alighieri.

"I knew that monkey was good for something."

  • Upon getting a kill with a Monkey Bomb.
"Eat dirt, dirty capitalista!"
— Upon killing a crawler.


"Die screaming, hell pig!"

  • Upon killing a crawler.
"At least stand before I kill you!"
— Upon killing a Nova Crawler.
"Your stink reminds me the 23rd attempt on my life!"
— Upon killing a Nova Crawler.
"Oh.. Argh... Not enough smoke in my cigar to cover that stink! Argh."
— Upon killing a Nova Crawler.


"You stink of death!"

"(Disgusting Grunts)"

  • Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"Your stench reminds me of the 23rd attempt of my life."

  • Upon killing a Nova Crawler.

"Oh ho ho, puff puff gib!"

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.

"Scream for me!"

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.

"Your stale skin is like a kinging of the revolution!"

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Flamethrower.

"Ice to the lines."

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.

"It's a cold cold world."

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.

"Put'em on ice!"

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.

"Crank that up and give it a line."

  • Upon killing a zombie with a Winter's Howl.
"¡Vete pa'l carajo!"
— Upon multiple kills. "vete pa'l carajo" is a slang for "vete para el carajo" which means "go to hell" in Spanish.
"I am a one man battalion of invincible combatants!"
— Upon multiple kills.
"Even if it takes months, every one of these hell spawns will burn!"
— Upon multiple kills.


"I bring you greetings of a second death!"

"Aha, a lesson for you diablos!"
— Upon getting multiple kills. ("diablo" means "demon" in Spanish.)
"La revolucion!"
— Upon multiple kills. La revolucion means the revolution.
"I think you lost something, puto le muerte!"
— After destroying a zombie's limb. "Puto le muerte" means "fucking death".


"A True Farewell to Arms. He Ha Ha!"

  • After destroying a zombie's limb.

"Give a hand, would you? (Laughs)"

  • After destroying a zombie's limb.

"I would pity you, but it is more fun to *mock* you."

  • After destroying a zombie's limb.
"Juan! You lost something."
— After destroying a zombie's limb.


"Ah, PATHETIC!"

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"Have a decency to die!"

  • Upon spawning a crawler.

"I can get used this!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Zap it up!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Burned by the light of revolucion!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"This is why the revolucion will triumph!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Compliments of the socialist ideals."

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Look at the chain of pain!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Wunderwaffe.

"Ah, as big as my ego and just as powerful."

  • Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"Revolutionary coming through!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"Who's the man!? That would be I, Fidel Castro!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.

"Battered and splattered!"

  • Upon getting a kill with a Thundergun.
"As tasty as a Mojito!"
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun. A Mojito is a Cuban cocktail.
"Better than a perfect game!"
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"Thank you Ray Gun! Thank you for existing!"
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"HA! As advertised! "
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.
"This weapon can move worlds!"
— After getting a kill with the Ray Gun.


Being hit by a Zombie[edit | edit source]

"Keep your putrid fingers off my uniform... filthy flesh eaters!"
— Upon getting hit by zombies.
"Touch me again and I will kill you again!"
— Upon getting hit by a zombie.
"This time the revolution is for real!"
— After killing a zombie that recently hit him.
"I dare you to repeat that offer maricón!"
— After killing a zombie that attacked him. "maricón" means "faggot" in Spanish.
"Only I can punish crimes of such magnitude!"
— After killing a zombie that recently injured him.
"Get off of my legs!"
— When hit by a crawler zombie.


"You may sign my boots while you're down there."

  • When hit by a crawler zombie.

"Pedro, you dare hump my leg!?"

  • When hit by a crawler zombie.

"Low blow! Ah, you must be a capitalist."

  • When hit by a crawler zombie.

"Conio!"

  • When hit by a crawler zombie.
"Come closer, I have a surprise for you!"
— When surrounded.


Down or revived[edit | edit source]

"Come to me! The revolution dies without Fidel Castro!"
— When downed.
"I will fight as a brace until my last breath!"
— When downed.
"Revive me! My work here is not yet complete!"
— When downed.


"No! The revolution will not end like this!"

  • When downed.

"You have done a great deed to this day."

  • Upon being revived.

"(Sigh) The revolution commence your heroism."

  • Upon being revived.
"Like the revolucion, I will never die!"
— Upon being revived.
"Gracias hermano."
— Upon being revived. "gracias hermano" means "thank you brother" in Spanish.
"Next round of Cuba Libres is on me!"
— Upon being Revived. A Cuba Libre is a type of Cuban beverage.


Hellhounds[edit | edit source]

(These were to be used as proven by PC audio until the creation of the Pentagon Thief)

"I will wipe you from the face of this earth!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"You will die like a capitalist pig!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Come to me so that you may receive your treatment."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"I spit on you dogs."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"Your stench makes my stomach turn."
— At the start of a Hellhound round.
"¡Muérase! ¡Los perros del infierno!"
— After killing a Hellhound (In English, it means "Die! Dogs of Hell!")
"Back to your cage, beast!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Your pelt will adorn my walls!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"Die like the dog you are!"
— After killing a Hellhound. Reference to a similar quote by Nikolai Belinski.
"¡Perro travieso!"
— After killing a Hellhound In English it means "Mischievous dog!".


"Wasted!"

  • After killing a Hellhound.

"Swipe the way of the wind of Marxism!"

  • After killing a Hellhound.

"Smokin'!

  • After killing a Hellhound. Reference to the movie "The Mask".
"I am the true dog whisperer!"
— After killing a Hellhound.
"No bitches would touch me!"
— After killing a Hellhound.


Ammo[edit | edit source]

"What is this? I'm low on ammo!"
— When low on ammo.
"I'm low on ammo!"
— When low on ammo.
"Capitalists keep ammunition from my hands!"
— When low on ammo.


"What is this? I'm low on ammo!?"

  • When low on ammo.
"Great Lenin's ghost I'm low on ammo!"
— When low on ammo.
"Lots of ammunition to keep the revolution alive!"
— When low on ammo.
"I demand ammo!"
— When low on ammo.
"Bullets, bullets! My republic for some bullets!"
— When out of ammo. This is a reference to William Shakespeare's play "Richard III".
"There can be no revolution without ammunition!"
— When out of ammo.
"No ammo? Time for a cigar break then!"
— When out of ammo.
"I'm out! Knife work it is then!"
— When out of ammo.
"No more ammo? Fine, I will crush them with my fist!"
— When out of ammo.


Buying weapons off the wall[edit | edit source]

"I'll prefer to stand a fight but this will suffice!"
— After buying an M14.
"My time is now!"
— After buying an M16.
"Their lessons will be hard, but well deserved."
— After buying an MP5K.
"This is a honor."
— After buying an AK-74u.
"Time for some C.Q.C."
— After buying a PM63 off the wall.
"I love it!"
— After buying an MPL.
"I will spill off the wall."
— {{{2}}}
"Just like the one I keep under my bed!"
— After buying a Stakeout.
"You dare overprice this?!"
— When try to buy a weapon without needed points.


Power-ups[edit | edit source]

"The revolution will never die now!"
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"¡Sí sí sí!"
— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up. "sí" means "yes" in Spanish.


"More better needing bullets!"

  • Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
"Double Points? Only a capitalist pig would want more than what he is given."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"I only accept this rise for the sake of the people."
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"If only I have double the cigars, too!"
— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
"I have time to resupply."
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"That is the time to resupply!"
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Have a moment before they return!"
— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.


"Faster than a proletarian workforce."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Let the wood done its work for a change."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"At least I won't get splinters."

  • Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
"Damn you Khrushchev for denying me this!"
— Upon getting a Nuke.
"Yuri for devastation!"
— Upon getting a Nuke.
"Burn away the spawns of fuerza negra then!"
— Upon getting a Nuke. "fuerza negra" means "black force" in Spanish, possibly referring to "Black Magic" controlling the zombies.


Perk-a-Colas[edit | edit source]

"I am a better comrade for this!"
— Upon drinking Quick Revive.
"Hysterical? Neuractic? I am all that ain't more than juggernaut!"
— Upon drinking Juggernog.
"I haven't moved this fast in years!"
— Upon drinking Speed Cola.
"I think I can use this for nuclear business."
— Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer. A reference to the Cuban Missle Crisis.


Mystery Box[edit | edit source]

"Let the revolution begin!"
— After getting an AUG from Mystery Box.
"My battle against the unholy is one!"
— After getting a G11 from Mystery Box.
"I will split their skulls and use them for bowl!"
— After getting a Dragunov from the Mystery Box.
"The weapon of a calculating man."
— After getting an L96A1 from the Mystery Box.
"I will not waste a single day for something so just!"
— After getting a SPAS-12 from the Mystery Box.
"Perfect! Those infected-rotters look hungry for them!"
— After getting an HS-10 from the Mystery Box.
"As easy what I needed!"
— After getting a CZ75 from Mystery Box.


"No revolution can be one with a gun like this!"

  • After getting a CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"Double the pleasure, double the fun!"
— After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.
"I would wish that I have three arms!"
— After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.


"Two for the price of one!"

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box.

"I feel like one of Woo's killers!"

  • After getting a Dual-Wielded CZ75 from Mystery Box. Referring to John Woo.
"This is an outrage!"
— After getting a Python from the Mystery Box.


"NOOOO!"

  • After getting a Python from the Mystery Box.

"I smoked cigars bigger than this pea shooter!"

  • After getting a Python from the Mystery Box.
"Who needs Khrushchev missiles when I have this?"
— After getting an M72 LAW from the Mystery Box. A reference to the Cuban Missle Crisis when Khrushchev refused to allow nukes into Cuba to prevent a nuclear war.
"I will raise this hole to oblivion!"
— After getting a China Lake from the Mystery Box.


"I will burn these capitalist death pigs to *ash*!

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"Finally, something to burn hotter than my cigars!"

  • After getting a Flamethrower from the Mystery Box.

"I will make them colder than a capitalist."

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"Freeze the hunger!"

  • After getting a Winter's Howl from the Mystery Box.

"This monkey will move worlds."u

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, this is good. Real good."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"You've come to the right place, Senor Mono."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.

"(Crying) Oh ho, oh this, this brings a tear to my eye."

  • After getting a Monkey Bomb from the Mystery Box.
"Not for a billion capitalists dollars would I give up this work of art!"
— After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.
"If only I had this at the Bay of Pigs..."
— After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.


"Underestimate me now, if you dare!"

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"I wield this weapon for the people of Cuba!"

  • After getting a Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"This weapon is an honor for Cuba!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"Power like this belongs to the people!"

  • After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"This gun arouses my spirit!"

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"I think I love this gun!"

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"I feel more powerful than ever!"

  • After getting a Thundergun from the Mystery Box.

"No! No, no, nonono, NOOO!"

  • After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.

"Only a capitalist box would deny me for what rightfully is mine."

  • After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.

"You dare mock Fidel Castro, little girl!?"

  • After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.

"An act of aggression against Cuba!?"

  • After getting a Teddy Bear from the Mystery Box.
"The child who owns this box is raised by capitalist dogs!"
— When trying to open Mystery Box without requisite points.


Interactive[edit | edit source]

"You remind me of my comrade Che."
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Lenin would be pleased!"
— When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Now that's my little Dick!"
— When Nixon gets a headshot.


"Never has the revolution has so much unity, strength, and experience as today."

  • When Nixon gets a headshot.

"Nothing can stop you now, Nixon."

  • When Nixon gets a headshot.

"You will awarded the Medal of Cuban Liberation, Dickie."

  • When Nixon gets a headshot.
"Ah, Dick, you can still draw a crowd!"
— When Nixon is swarmed.


"Until your dying breath, Richard. Fight!"

  • When Nixon is swarmed.

"I'm coming for you, comrade Nixon!"

  • When Nixon is swarmed.

"Keep fighting, Dick!"

  • When Nixon is swarmed.

"Behind you, Dickie! Watch your back!"

  • When Nixon is swarmed.
"Tear them to pieces!"
— When Nixon makes a crawler.


"I always knew there was a little socialist in you, Dick."

  • When Nixon is makes a crawler.

"Watch your feet, Dick! Crawler!"

  • When Nixon is makes a crawler.

"Aww, Dick! You created a crawler!"

  • When Nixon is makes a crawler.

"It is not yet dead, comrade Nixon!"

  • When Nixon is makes a crawler.

"Moi bien, brother!"

  • When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.

"Nice pick, Dick."

  • When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.

"Yes, my friend. Now, so those beasts your monkey fury!"

  • When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.

"Ah, Dickie! You are a sneaky sneaky monkey!"

  • When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Hey, I'll trade you a cigar for your monkey, Comrade Nixon."
— When Nixon gets the Monkey Bomb.
"(Spits) Dirty capitalista!"
— When Kennedy gets a headshot.
"(Laughs) Hey Kennedy, you're popular, yeah?"
— When Kennedy is swarmed.


"Heh, is that how you won all your votes?

  • When Kennedy is swarmed.

"You drink too many Mojitos, Jack. You're getting slow."

  • When Kennedy is swarmed.

"Where's your secret service capitalistic perro?"

  • When Kennedy is swarmed. "Perro" means "dog" in Spanish.

"Oh Jack, I really enjoy seeing you swept."

  • When Kennedy is swarmed.

"You're as worthless as that dictator fiend, Batista!"

  • When Kennedy makes a crawler.

"Just like a lazy American, never finishes the job!"

  • When Kennedy makes a crawler.

"Ah, you disappoint me, Jack!"

  • When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"You idiot! You made a new one!"
— When Kennedy makes a crawler.
"Suprise, suprise, the monkey explodes, like the cigars you have sent me."
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.


"For the sake of the revolution, Jack. Use it already!"

  • When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.
"Hey, hang on to it for a minute and see what happens, Jack."
— When Kennedy gets the Monkey Bomb.


Pack-a-Punch[edit | edit source]

"I will wait as many days as necessary!"
— When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"My patience knows no bounds."

  • When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Today, tommorrow, or the next. I will take this weapon and wield it with pride!"

  • When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"Socialists requires patience and I can wait for an eternity."

  • When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
"*Whistles a tune*"
— When waiting for Pack-a-Punch.
"Ah, like a perfect cigar! Smooth and silky!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


"Doesn't get any better this!"

  • After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
"Perfecto! Perhaps my cigars should get Pack-a-Punched."
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon. "Perfecto" means perfect in Spanish.
"It's play-time!"
— After receiving a Pack-a-Punched weapon.


Other[edit | edit source]

"If I were in Cuba this wouldn't happen!"
— When without enough points to buy something.

"What is this, blasphemy!?"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Disgusting, they scaring the walls like cockroaches!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"I smell rats in the walls!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"Here come the bite size jumpers!"

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"I do not like the sound of this."

  • After noticing a Nova Crawler.

"I do not fear manual labour."

  • When building a barricade.

"Shhh, it's a secret message.

  • When activated an easter egg song.

"Cuba know no fear and despises deceit!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Yes, come closer. I have something to show you."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"I could feel *oceans* with your infected blood!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Huh, better move before I'm taking out."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Touch the uniform, I dare you!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Dearly departed, we are gathered here today."

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"I don't care how many you are, I will resist and resist with honour!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"You dare surround me!?"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"The dead tide rises and only I can break their deathly ways!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"Surround me if you must, I kill you!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"That's right, come to Papi!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"You didn't bring enough guys, death pigs!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.

"You will NOT have my cigars!"

  • When swarmed by zombies.
"Ladrón capitalista!"
— When without enough points to buy something. "ladrón capitalista" means "capitalist thief" in Spanish.


Female Announcer[edit | edit source]

"Power level critical. Major systems offline."
— At the start of a game.
"Level 1, main floor."
— When taking the elevator to the first floor.
"Level 2, war room."
— When taking the elevator to the second floor.
"Level 3, laboratories."
— When taking the elevator to the third floor.
"Power restored. We are now at death-con 1. Security lockdown active."
— When a player turns on the power.
"Warning, breach detected on level one. Initiating security protocol 115."
— On a Pentagon Thief round if the player is on the first floor.
"Warning, breach detected on level two. Initiating security protocol 115."
— On a Pentagon Thief round if the player is on the second floor.
"Warning, breach detected on level three. Initiating security protocol 115."
— On a Pentagon Thief round if the player is on the third floor.
"Attention, containment successful, system monitoring will remain on alert status."
— If the Pentagon Thief successfully escapes.
"Attention, containment failure, system monitoring will remain on alert status."
— If the Pentagon Thief fails to escape.
"We are now at death-con 2."
— When 1 death-con switch is used.
"We are now at death-con 3."
— When 2 death-con switches are used.
"We are now at death-con 4."
— When 3 death-con switches are used.
"Attention. We are now at death-con 5. Security lockdown lifted."
— When all 4 DEFCON switches are used.
"Attention. We are now at death-con 1. Security lockdown active."
— When the players leave the Pack-a-Punch room and the DEFCON level is reset.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

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