Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies achievements

The achievements in Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies are available solely on the iOS version of the app. Much like in Call of Duty: Zombies, achievements award cosmetic points and can only be obtained in the map category they are listed under.

Kino der Toten
Name	Description	Points
Gross Profit	Kill 30 zombies while they're in the toilets in one game.	10
Places Everyone!	Restore power, then try to round up 10 zombies on stage.	10
It wasn't me...	Kill 25 zombies, with a crawler explosion.	10
Whack-a-Zombie	Kill x10 zombies with the Bowie Knife.	10
Canine Caution	Do not get hurt in 3 consecutive Hellhound rounds.	10
Dead Ops Arcade
Insert Coin	Unlocked and played Dead Ops.	10
Easy Rhino	Use the Speed Boost to blast through 20 or more enemies at once.	10
See My Vest	Kill the Cosmic Silverback	10
Mother Hen	Collect 5 chickens at the same time.	10
Fickle Fated	Attain all 4 gifts from the Room of Fate.	10
Whole Nine Yards	Fire your weapon continuously for 2 minutes.	10
False Idol	Kill the golden cow during a stampede.	10
Conshie	Survive a round of co-op play without killing any enemies or dying.	10
Lazy Boy	Finish a round without moving from your starting position.	10
Nazis, I hate these guys	Kill 5000 enemies	10
Ascension
Eagle Has Landers	Escape on all 3 lunar landers.	10
We Have A Problem	Destroy the rocket after it's launched.	10
Chimp On The Barbie	Kill a space monkey with a fire trap.	10
Damn Dirty Apes	Beat a Space Monkey round without the perk machines taking a hit.	10
Thrust master	Kill a zombie using the thrust\engine from a Lunar Lander.	10
Call of the Dead
Hanging Gardens	Kill 10 hanging zombies (spawn out of cliff faces) before they hit the ground.	10
Poseidons calling	Send the Über Zombie back to the sea.	10
Depth Charge	Kill 3 zombies with an underwater grenade.	10
Can it fly?	Use the flinger to fling the Über Zombie.	10
It's Oh so Quiet...	Calm down the Über Zombie using the V-R11.	10

Notes

• The Gross Profit achievement is unlocked by killing zombies at the bathroom barricade in the room to the right of the first barricaded door to the top right.
• The Insert Coin achievement can be earned by finding four coins in the menu screens, and unlocking Dead Ops Arcade.
• The "Über Zombie" for Call of the Dead achievements is George A. Romero.

Trivia

• The Gross Profit achievement is a pun on the financial term Gross income, the total amount of income before deductions, and "gross", a term for disgusting.
• The Places Everyone! achievement is a reference to a phrase uttered by directors on film or playsets, for actors to get to their positions for the scene.
• The Insert Coin achievement is a reference to arcade machines, which often display the words "Insert Coin" in order to start or continue playing.
• The See My Vest achievement is a reference to the musical number sung by Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, about a "vest made from real gorilla chest".
• The Whole Nine Yards achievement is a reference to the idiom "The whole nine yards", meaning to do or give everything to an action.
• The Eagle Has Landers achievement is a reference to the phrase said by Neil Armstrong during the Apollo 11 1969 Moon Landing when Lunar Module Eagle landed on the moon, "The Eagle has landed".
• The We Have A Problem achievement is a reference to the misquoted phrase said by Jim Lovell of Apollo 13 to Houston when the spacecraft explosion was detected by the crew, "Houston, we have a problem."
• The Chimp on the Barbie achievement is a pun on the popular Australian tourism phrase, "Shrimp on the barbie".
• The Damn Dirty Apes achievement is a reference to the 1968 sci-fi movie Planet of the Apes, in which the protagonist loudly yells at a chimp to "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!".
• The Hanging Gardens achievement is a reference to the ancient Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
• The Conshie achievement is a shortening of the term conscientious objector, one who refuses to server in the military or use violence.
• The Nazis, I hate these guys achievement is a reference to a line said by Indiana Jones in the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, "Nazis, I hate these guys."