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Ultimis Dempsey[]
- "My bullet supply is running dry."
- — Upon running low on ammo.
- "You slack-jaws better back up a bit."
- — Upon being hit by a Zombie.
- "Back up, freak bags."
- — While reviving a teammate when many zombies are nearby.
Primis Dempsey[]
- "Field report. Additional Entry. Recent changes in the change of command have me jumpy. I know we're all on the same side, but it don't feel right taking orders from a Russian. Mind you, I felt the same about the German."
- — Said on Round 1 during a solo match.
- "Mission priority is the recovery of an artifact known only as the Elemental Shard. Targets of opportunity will be assessed on a case by case basis."
- — Said on Round 2 during a solo match.
- "Other team members are currently MIA. Possibly AWOL. Will continue as planned and hopefully regroup before nightfall. Dempsey out."
- — Said on Round 3 during a solo match.
- "Better a pint size gun than no gun at all."
- — Upon receiving an SMG from the box.
- "Better watch my ammo count."
- — Upon running low on ammo .
- "Gonna need more bullets soon."
- — Upon running low on ammo .
- "Low on ammo story of my life."
- — Upon running low on ammo .
- "You gotta feel that."
- — Upon knifing a zombie.
- "Coulda been worse!"
- — Upon knifing a zombie.
- "Got you good."
- — Upon knifing a zombie.
- "Buddy, you just signed your own death warrant. Make that un-death warrant."
- — Upon being downed.
- "Mans best friend, my ass."
- — After the Lightning Hound round starts.
- "Off you go, to that great kennel in the sky."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Every dog has his day. Just not that one."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Heads up! We got bandits on the roof!"
- — Upon seeing a Jolting Jack on the rooftop.
- "Now it's a party."
- — Upon turning on the power.
- "I'll put this thing to work..."
- — Upon picking up a part.
- "Confiscated."
- — Upon picking up a part.
- "Samurai sword's good to go."
- — After the Path of Sorrows is ready for use.
- "Whoa -- another few whiffs and I won't care what happens anymore!"
- — Upon entering the bunker.
- "Smells like weed- *coughs* Weed-killer. Smells like weed-killer down here."
- — Upon entering the bunker.
Ultimis Takeo[]
- "Electricity is our ally."
- — Upon turning on the power.
- "I must search for ventilation units. They will not repair themselves..."
- — After completing the ventilation lockdown.
Primis Takeo[]
- "I am going through ammo faster than expected."
- — Upon running low on ammo.
- "Ita! That was my face!"
- — Upon being hit by a Zombie.
- "Hm. When was the last time anyone fed the dogs around here??"
- — After the Lightning Hound round starts.
- "In death, all dogs are good dogs."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "I have to say it: we have a better class of dog in Japan."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
Ultimis Nikolai[]
- "Soon I will need more bullets, or different gun."
- — Upon running low on ammo.
- "Go eat Dempsey! I hear he is made of hot dogs!"
- — After getting hit by a zombie.
- "That was your fault doggie, not mine."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Dosvedanya, thunder-wolf. You are gone, Nikolai is still here."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Low ammo. Always low ammo. *burps*"
- — Upon running low on ammo.
- "Wake up, small town America."
- — Upon turning the power on.
- "Keep taking heads, Takeo! I like very much!"
- — Upon Ultimis Takeo getting a headshot.
Primis Nikolai[]
- "So...I stand alone. Surely Richtofen has not somehow tricked me into shouldering this burden? Hmmm. That is exactly kind of thing he would do."
- — Said on Round 1 during a solo match.
- "Whatever has become of my former allies, I must follow guidance of Kronorium. There is much to do, and much to be undone."
- — Said on Round 2 during a solo match.
- "Elemental shard is here somewhere. Only with it in my possession, can we take steps that must be taken."
- — Said on Round 3 during a solo match.
- "Is not "terrible" gun. Little bit "dinky", but not "terrible"."
- — Upon receiving an SMG from the box.
- "I think this will be more than enough. For "being time"."
- — Upon receiving an LMG from the box,
- "I like shotgun. Is simple, honest weapon."
- — Upon receiving a Shotgun from the box.
- "I will try not to enjoy this...too much."
- — Upon receiving a Launcher from the box.
- "I am in no mood for you."
- — Upon knifing a zombie.
- "Get back...to the USSR, if needs be!"
- — Upon knifing a zombie.
- "Keep filthy hands off Nikolai!"
- — Upon being hit by a zombie.
- "I stopped liking dogs after we had to eat them in Stalingrad."
- — After the Lightning Hound round starts.
- "Ragnarok DG5 feels ready."
- — When the Ragnarok DG5 is ready to use.
- "Now watch cockroaches scatter."
- — Upon turning on the power.
- "Hello, comrade."
- — Upon picking up a part.
Ultimis Richtofen[]
- "WOW! What a time of it I've had lately! Body swapping, Earth destroying, M.P.D. induced insanity! Ahaha! AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!"
- — At Round 1 solo.
- "Come, mein little sturmgewehr, patients are waiting..."
- — Upon receiving an Assault Rifle.
- "I'm a doctor. I know all the best organs to... shoot full of holes?"
- — Upon receiving an Assault Rifle.
- "Oh, a tactical rifle! I'm disappointed! I was hoping for a strategic rifle."
- — Upon receiving a Tactical Rifle.
- "Not too sniper. Not too assault. It's like a little Goldilocks rifle!"
- — Upon receiving a Tactical Rifle.
- "My tactic is to shoot for the head, so this will do nicely."
- — Upon receiving a Tactical Rifle.
- "Hm, it is powerful, but I really haven't got all day to line up a shot."
- — Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle.
- "The Mark II! TWO good, TWO be FOURgotten! AHA - that pun only really works written down."
- — When acquiring the Ray Gun Mark II
- "I'm almost out of ammo."
- — Upon running low on ammo.
- "I swear, I'll put anything down mein throat."
- — When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.
- "Ah.. that one was prescription strength!"
- — When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.
- "I wanted a palette cleanser, I got a palette paint stripper!"
- — When drinking Perk-a-Cola.
- "Peach Schnapps, mein favorite!"
- — When drinking Perk-a-Cola.
- "Like gargling ball sweat. Oops! I meant "boar sweat"."
- — When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.
- "Don't worry, boys, I will share this with... oh, who am I kidding?"
- — Upon receiving a Max Ammo.
- "I did not consent to be manhandled!"
- — Upon being hit by a Zombie.
- "Don't hit me. Hit Dempsey! He LOVES it."
- — Upon being hit by a Zombie.
- "More BLOOD - I can never have enough!"
- — Upon knifing a Zombie.
- "You answered the "crawl" of duty, wink-wink, unt you payed the price!"
- — Upon killing a Zombie.
- "I'm so HAPPY!"
- — Upon knifing a Zombie.
- "I'm so happy I cry!"
- — Upon knifing a Zombie.
- "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!"
- — Upon knifing a Zombie.
- "Someone come help me find my contact lens? And maybe restart my heart...?"
- — Upon being downed.
- "I could use some help here! Or at least something to read."
- — Upon being downed.
- "Not a good time to have a pocket full of beef jerky."
- — After the Lightning Hound round starts.
- "Worst in show!"
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "You know, a raw egg mixed in with your meals would have given your coat a nice, healthy sheen."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Hmm... do you suppose they had electric fleas?"
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Lie down with dogs and... and... I honestly don't know where I was going with that."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Do they make breath mints for dogs? They should..."
- — Upon killing a Lightning Hound.
- "Auf weidersehen, stinker!"
- — Upon killing a Nova 6 Bomber.
- "Why do I load myself down with such things?"
- — Upon picking up a part.
- "Mmm...my katana feels ready."
- — After the Path of Sorrows fully charges.
- "Quite the miasma down here. Now, where are my smelling salts? *Gags*"
- — Upon entering the bunker.
- "DID YOU TRY SHOUTING FOR YOUR PLAYER FRIENDS?!?"
- — When reviving Ultimis Dempsey.
- "Guten tag, darling. Whom do I have the pleasure of addressing?"
- — Speaking to Rushmore.
- "I.. well, I mean... we don't have time for this, just tell me where the Elemental Shard is hidden."
- — After Rushmore asks the intruders to identify themselves.
Primis Richtofen[]
- "Ah, great. Nikolai's been in charge for about two seconds and he's already absconded. I thought Russians were meant to be brave!"
- — Said on Round 1, upon starting a solo game
- "Well, don't look at me for answers. I have officially cleansed my hands of doing the right thing. We are now in the culpable hands of Nikolai. *claps slowly* Bravo, Nikolai."
- — Upon starting a co-op game
- "Now that we've had a chance to look around, what do you think of our settings? It all seems a bit drab und depressing."
- — Said on Round 3 in a co-op game
- "Agh, that hurts...! Every time!"
- — Said upon getting hit by a zombie.
- "I'll get you for that. You'll see..."
- — Said upon getting hit by a zombie.
- "Perhaps I had that one coming - but anyway, FUCK YOU!'"
- — Said upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "If anyone has a spare moment, come over here before I bleed out, bitte?"
- — Said upon being downed.
- "They taught us at university never to self-medicate. Hah."
- — Said upon reviving oneself.
- "Whoever knocked me down, I would like to have a word with you..."
- — Said upon reviving oneself.
- "Try not to breathe this stuff - doctor's orders. Seriously, it's bad.'"
- — Said upon entering the bunker.
- "Blunt force trauma. Three of mein favorite words."
- — Said upon obtaining the Galvaknuckles.
Rushmore[]
- "Sorry, but I'm already engaged to freedom."
- — Upon inputting "Love" in the Rushmore keyboard