Ascension/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the eighth Zombies map Ascension.

Note: Weapon specific quotes (except Wonder Weapons) are only heard in the Call of Duty: Black Ops version.

Tank Dempsey[]

Beginning a Match[]

"Okay...WHOA! Where the hell did color go?"

— Starting a game.

"Hey, check it out, black and white bitches!... Dah... no Power."

— Starting a game.

"Hey, Treyarch! Can we get a new objective, please?"

— Starting a game. (Breaking fourth wall)

"Hey, what happened to all the color?"

— Starting a game.

"No one can ever tell me why there's always a big switch to find. Seriously."

— Starting a game.

"New place, same problem, no power. HOLY CRAP, NO COLOR EITHER!!"

— Starting a game.

"Uhhh...Is it just me, or did you guys hear a voice?"

— After hearing Gersh.

Killing a Zombie[]

"Now serving number one-fifteen!"

— After killing multiple zombies, or being surrounded. A reference to the element 115.

"Tank Dempsey! Kickin' ass and making messes!"

— When Dempsey is killing a lot of zombies.

"Wow, you're all so limp and... wow... (laughs)"

— When getting multi kills with the Thundergun

"Whoa man, I didn't know I was that good. Oh wait, yeah I did!"

— When killing a large group of zombies.

"I think that one hit the sky. Holy crap!"

— When killing a zombie with the Thundergun.

"Whoo! Learn to fly, freaksacks!"

— After killing multiple zombies with Thundergun.

"Thank you, Ray!"

— After getting multiple kills with the Ray Gun

"Is that blood, or is there this red mist everywhere?"

— After getting a knife kill

"Not a chance in hell, you maggot addicts!"

— Dempsey after knifing a zombie.

"Can you clear through, flesh addict?"

— After killing a zombie.

"Take that marrow maggot!"

— After killing a Zombie.

"It's raining body parts, Richtofen will be so happy!"

— After blowing off a limb.

"Say "Hi" to Sam for me!"

— After killing multiple zombies with the Gersh Device

"EAT LEAD - uh, green shit - MAGGOT-ADDICTS!!"

— After getting multiple kills with the Ray Gun (Possible reference to a line in the movie "Independence Day")

"EAT LEAD...uh, green... balls... FLESH ADDICT!!"

— After getting multiple kills with the Ray Gun (Possible reference to a line in the movie "Independence Day")

"What's that? You don't want to die? Sorry, no returns accepted."

— Dempsey after killing group of zombies.

Being Hit by a Zombie[]

"I told you not to touch me BONE-JUNKIE!!"

— After killing a zombie that attacked him.

"Get off of me you undead flesh-addict!"

— After killing a zombie that attacked him.

Space Monkey[]

"I'll send you back to space, monkey bones!"

— Getting attacked by a Space Monkey.

"Back off Monkey!"

— Dempsey after killing a Space Monkey

"Holy Undead Space Monkeys!"

— When starting a Space Monkey round (possible reference to Robin from Batman)

"Back up Buttercup."

— Said after being hit by a Space Monkey. A possible reference to a line in Halo 3: ODST

"Monkeys are stealing my Juggernog!"

— Dempsey after Monkeys start attacking Juggernog.

"Monkey are stealing my Jumping Juice!"

— Said if the Space monkeys are attacking the PhD Flopper Machine

"Eat it you undead space monkey!"

— Dempsey after Monkeys start attacking Juggernog.

Downed/Revived[]

"I know, you need me, no need to tell me about it..."

— After being revived.

"It was all Nikolai's fault!"

— After being revived

"Oh, you saved me! Whatever."

— After being revived

"My gun jammed or else that wouldn't have happened."

— After being revived

"Ever heard of taking a siesta?"

— After being revived

"Dammit, they're taking me down!!!"

— After being downed

"Ahh, hell, I'm not winning here!!!"

— After being downed (possibly a reference to Charlie Sheen).

"Ahh, shit, I'm goin' down!!!"

— After being downed

Ammo[]

"Hey! Player, get me some more ammo or we're both goin' down!"

— When out of ammo

"I'm outta ammo, how about you player?"

— Said when out of ammo (obvious fourth wall breach, which Dempsey has done before)

"Hey dude, want to get me some ammo!?"

— When out of ammo.

"You know this isn't as much fun when we don't have bullets!"

— Running out of ammo

"Nothing left in my guns."

— When out of ammo

"Yo! Need some juice!"

— When out of ammo.

"Gettin' low on ammo."

— When low on ammo.

"Think I'm gonna need a clip soon."

— When low on ammo.

"No ammo."

— When out of ammo.

"I'm all out of juice!"

— When out of ammo.

"I gotta get some ammo before the bloodshed can continue!"

— When out of ammo.

Buying a Weapon/Door[]

"Well, this will do the trick."

— After buying the Sickle.

"Hey, where's the hammer?"

— After buying the Sickle. (A reference to the Soviet hammer and sickle)

"Holy hell this is cool!"

— After getting the Gersh device

"Now THIS is why I keep playing!"

— After getting a Ray Gun

"Ray, buddy, I gotta get you a beer sometime."

— After getting a Ray Gun

"Oh, the M16. She's just sooo perfect."

— After buying M16 off wall

"5.56 millimeter of love. Just like Richtofen."

— After buying an M16 off wall

"M one sleek. Awesome."

— After buying M16 off wall

"Right! The M16!"

— After buying M16 off wall

"M16! This tool get the job done!"

— After buying M16 off wall

"Yo freaksacks. Wanna try a classic?"

— After buying M16 off wall

Power Up[]

"That will keep them out for a few seconds!"

— Dempsey, after getting a Carpenter.

"I don't know how that works but, thank you."

— Dempsey after getting a Carpenter.

"Time for a break!"

— Dempsey after getting a Carpenter.

"Woah! Max ammo!"

— Dempsey after getting a Max ammo.

"Juice!"

— Dempsey after getting a Max ammo.

"Free killing"

— Dempsey after getting a Max ammo.

"Hear that freak bags? You're gonna die!"

— Dempsey, after getting an insta-kill.

"ROID RAGE!"

— after getting an insta-kill or a death machine power-up

"That's right, die!"

— Dempsey after getting an insta-kill.

"Ka-fucking boom maggots"

— Dempsey after getting a Nuke.

"Attention freaksacks, EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

— Dempsey when a Fire Sale is activated.

"I get to buy guns for half-price? AWESOME!"

— Dempsey after getting a Fire Sale.

"Box pulls: 10 points! Sweet!"

— Dempsey after getting a Fire Sale.

"The creepy little girl has a weird sense of humor."

— Dempsey after getting a Fire Sale.

Perk-A-Cola[]

"Some things get better with age, Revive soda's not one of them!"

— After buying Quick Revive

"I can't stand prunes."

— After buying PhD Flopper

"That goes down like a bucket of slime."

— After buying Speed Cola

"Doesn't get any better, Mmm Mmm Mmm!"

— After buying Juggernog

"Twice the bullets, twice the fun!"

— After buying Double Tap (Black Ops 3 Version Only)

"*Chokes* Whoa, that was sour. Wow!"

— After buying Stamin-Up

"Boom Juice! hell yeah, that drink is made just for me!"

— After buying cut perk Boom Juice

"DTP BOOM! *laughs*"

— After buying cut perk DTP Boom

"Agh, yeah that's good stuff!"

— After buying cut perk Pronaide

"Tufbrew! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

— After buying cut perk Tufbrew

Pack-A-Punch[]

"Who would have thought a little girl could cause sooo much trouble!?""

— Dempsey when Pack-a-punching a gun.

"Everyone says Tak is boring - and, maybe he is - but you always need that one stale guy to make the rest of us a little bit cooler."

— Said When Pack-a-Punching a Weapon with Takeo Masaki nearby. (Reference to how many players seems to favour the other characters over Takeo.)

"This one is MINE!!!"

— When receiving a weapon from the Pack-A-Punch machine.

"(Demented Laughing)"

— After receiving Porter's Ray Gun X2 from the Pack-A-Punch machine

"This just turned the fun knob up to 11!"

— After receiving Porter's Ray Gun X2 from the Pack-A-Punch machine. (Reference to "This is Spinal Tap")

"Richtofen. I don't like him. I think I've seen him before Shi No Numa, but... I can't quite remember. In fact, I can't really remember much at all from before..."

— When Pack-A-Punching a weapon, referring to the memory wipe caused by Element 115.

"Damn, I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page."

— Said when using the Pack-A-Punch machine (Reference to Facebook, which didn't exist in the 60's)

"Yeah, Nikolai is alright, I just think he is hiding something under all that booze."

— Said when Nikolai is near while the player is Pack-a-Punching.

"Skullcrusher, that's what they used to come back home."

— After Pack-a-Punching M16. Reference to M16 service during Vietnam war.

"What's better than then M16? The Skullcrusher!"

— After Pack-a-Punching M16. Reference to his quote from Kino Der Toten about the M16

"Looks like M16, smells like M16, kills like five M16!"

— After Pack-a-Punching M16. Can also be said with other weapons. A possible reference to the Pure Silk commercial.

"Oh baby, whats not all about this?"

— After Pack-a-Punching M16.

"I'm gonna make 'em all die *laughing*."

— After Pack-a-Punching M16.

Mystery Box[]

"Bye-bye box. *mutters* Shit-balls"

— Getting a Teddy Bear

"Hey leggo my hand grenade!"

— After getting the Matryoshka dolls. Also heard when interacting with one. (Reference to "Leggo My Eggo", a slogan of Eggo Waffles.)

"What's this?"

— After getting the Matryoshka Doll from the Mystery Box.

"An SMG... now I just need one for my other hand"

— After getting an SMG from the Mystery Box.

"SCREW THAT STUPID BOX!"

— When attempting to use the Mystery Box without enough points.

"What in the world is Gersh?"

— After obtaining the Gersh Device. Reference to Shi No Numa quote about Root Beer Shelf

"Great. Just like that singing monkey."

— After obtaining the Gersh Device.

"It's long, hard and accurate...Just like me.""

— After obtaining an L96A1.

Interactive[]

"Look at the poor, evil doctor all surrounded."

— When Richtofen is surrounded.

"On my way, Doc. Only because I want to shank you myself."

— When Richtofen is down or surrounded.

"Hey Richtofen, speed dating again?"

— When Richtofen is being chased by zombies.

"Yeah, yeah. You got its head. What was that? Five feet?"

— Said after Richtofen quotes himself getting a headshot.

Matryoshka Doll[]

"Who's this guy?"

— After Nikolai's Matryoshka Doll talks to him, because he ignores Nikolai.

"Just what I need, a crappy Russian toy!"

— After receiving the Matryoshka Dolls from the Mystery Box.

"Is this a doll or an action figure?"

— Using a Matryoshka Doll.

Other[]

"Yeah, yeah. Found the song. Whatever."

— Upon finding the secret song

"I sure hope that was a good idea."

— After completing the final power node.

"Come get some maggot addicts!"

— When surrounded, Reference to Full Metal Jacket.

"Player, focus man. We need headshots."

— When surrounded.

Nikolai Belinski[]

Beginning a Match[]

"Need to get the power on, so all this cool stuff turns on."

— Said at the start of a game.

"First objective: Turn on power. Second objective: Drink, or vice versa, you know what I'd choose!"

— When starting a game

"Yeah, yeah, I'm almost out of vodka...I mean, No power!"

— When starting a game

"Why is there never any power?"

— When starting a game

"I will help you, but only if you get me some vodka!"

— After Gersh speaks.

Killing a Zombie[]

"What I love about explosions is the explosion part."

— After blowing up a group of zombies

"Cheer up! You guys last longer than my marriages!"

— After killing a large group of Zombies

"This fucking gun is amazing!"

— When getting multiple kills with the Ray Gun.

"There are plenty of zombies for everyone. I just happen to be killing them all!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"So easy, even a drunk can do it."

— Said when using the Thundergun. (Reference to Geico caveman commercials)

"The shattering bones of the, uh... DIE, DIE!"

— Said when using the Thundergun.

"You'll never reach into the pockets of the, uh... Gahh, I lost my train of thought."

— Said when killing a crawler.

"I feel like dirty western capitalist, hogging up all these kills!"

— When getting multiple kills

"The sound of your brain exploding is like music to my ears."

— Getting a headshot

"If only divorce was this easy."

— After killing a zombie with the Death Machine

"They were like dominoes, da?"

— Said after getting multiple headshots. Likely a reference to the "Domino Theory" of Communist Aggression

"Feel the wrath of the Motherland!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Russians only get this close to vodka!"

— When a zombie hits Nikolai

"It's a party, see the confetti?!"

— After getting a headshot or an explosive kill

"Invade my space, I shoot your face!"

— Getting a headshot

"I'm warning you, I'm FLAMMABLE! *Long pause, then chuckles* Pull my finger..."

— When surrounded

Being Hit by a Zombie[]

"You touch me, I KILL YOU! Sounds like fair trade?"

— Nikolai after killing a zombie that just hit him

"My ex-wife hits harder than you!"

— after killing a zombie that recently hit him.

"I warned you, hell spawn!"

— After killing a zombie that had hit him. His voice cracks when he says the word spawn.

"You are a fool for touching Nikolai!"

— After killing a zombie that hit him.

"You are like foot fungus!"

— After being attacked by a crawler

Space Monkey[]

"So, Takeo DID have love affair with stuffed monkey! Look what they made!"

— Randomly at the start of a Monkey Round. A reference to how Nikolai teases Takeo about the Monkey Bomb.

"Am I drunk, or am I getting attacked by space monkey?!"

— Nikolai being attacked by a Space Monkey

"What will opposable thumbs do you now, eh?"

— When killing a space monkey.

"Owch, Monkey! I will kill you for that!"

— After being attacked by a space monkey.

"The monkeys are stealing my stuff!"

— When a monkey attacks a player's perk.

"Orangutan!"

— When killing a space monkey

"You see, this is why I hate you. Those beady little eyes!"

— When killing a space monkey

"No monkey, no!"

— After being attacked by a space monkey.

Downed/Revived[]

"Oh crap, I really need help! Even if it's Takeo!"

— After being downed

"I'm going down!"

— After being downed

"The bear's been hit!"

— After being downed

"I need help!"

— After being downed

"I've fallen and I cant get up!"

— Nikolai being downed. A reference to Life alert.

"(Exhales) About time! I was beginning to sober up!"

— After being revived

"I was getting tired of doing all the killing, so I took a break!"

— After being revived

"You should be thankful I was giving you something to do, other than running away!"

— After being revived

"It took thousands of them to finally get me!"

— After being revived (A reference to a similar quote in Kino, where he exclaims "You've see what happened to me? There were thousands!")

"I merely slipped in all the blood I spilled!"

— After being revived

Ammo[]

"Guess I'll have to use my bare hands, like with my fourth wife. (pause) Always talking..."

— When out of ammo.

"Every bullet must count now, I'm doomed!"

— when low on ammo

"These things eventually run out!?"

— When out of ammo.

"FUCK! Out of ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"I don't think throwing my gun at them will be as effective as having ammo."

— Said when out of ammo.

"My weapon is hungry for ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"I can't talk zombies to death, I need ammo."

— When out of ammo

"I can't wish zombies dead, I need ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"I give too many of my bullets away!"

— Said when low on ammo.

"If I don't find ammo, I'll have to kill them with my breath!"

— When out of ammo

"Can anyone spare some ammo?"

— When out of ammo.

Buying a Weapon/Door[]

"They will never hear me coming...*burp*"

— Upon buying an M14 of the wall.

"This I can not wait to use!"

— Said after buying a SMG off the wall.

"I used this to kill a bear once, she was also my first wife."

— Buying a Shotgun off the wall

"I will aim carefully, pull the trigger at just the right time... wait, I am too drunk for this."

— Sometimes said after buying the M14.

"My wife used to wear this between her ears... because of my snoring."

— Upon buying a Sickle off the wall.

"That stripper DID take all my money!... Bitch..."

— Said when trying to open a door without enough points. This is a reference to a Kino Der Toten quote under the same circumstances.

"Shhh... I'm going to kill you.."

— After buying M14. A reference to Elmer Fudd from Looney Toons.

"'God-in-can' ...Okay."

— After buying a Thundergun

"Wait, so I can't just fire with reckless abandon?!"

— After buying a semi-auto weapon

"This gun should be free, like in USA, everyone have gun there."

— Said when trying to buy a gun with insufficient points.

"I hear this weapon cures living."

— Upon buying an Olympia off the wall.

"[burp]...uh, this will do."

— Upon buying an Olympia or Stakeout off the wall.

"Such sharpness... like my wit."

— Upon buying a Sickle off the wall.

"This reminds me of home. 'HONEY, I'M HOME!'"

— upon buying the Sickle off the wall

"Nothing says trouble like a drunk Russian with an MG (laughs)!"

— Said after buying a MG off the wall.

"Come to Nikolai!"

— When buying the MP5K

Power Up[]

"I am so happy I can do the Trepak! (starts singing)"

— Whenever a power up is picked up or when scoring multiple headshots

"My weapon is filled with bullets, my body is filled with vodka. All is good!"

— After getting a Max Ammo.

"They're all dead, good time for drink."

— After the nuke explosion.

"Quick! Everyone make a mad dash for the box!"

— Upon picking up a Fire Sale.

"Let the carnage continue!"

— When getting Max Ammo. A possible reference to when someone pauses their game, and to get out of the pause menu, you choose a line that says Resume Carnage.

Perk-A-Cola[]

"Now, I am Russian bear!"

— After buying Juggernog.

"Now my reloads are as fast as my wit! (Laughs) You get it?!"

— After buying Speed Cola. (Based on a recent running gag of him following lame jokes with a "Get it?!"

"I do not like this drink, it ruins my buzz."

— After buying Quick Revive.

"This double tap is great, now all I need is double shots! (laughs)"

— After buying Double Tap (Black Ops 3 Version Only)

"This makes good mixer, no?"

— After buying Stamin-Up

"This thick like Russian bull milk mom used to drink!"

— After buying PhD Flopper.

"This has texture like oil painting!"

— After buying cut perk Boom Juice.

"This drink is pretty good... but it's so hard to swallow!"

— After buying cut perk DTP Boom.

"Ayy, that's a little bit like beer!"

— After buying cut perk Pronaide.

"This drink goes down like glue!"

— After buying cut perk Tufbrew

Pack-A-Punch[]

"I don't trust Takeo, I think he is up to something. Maybe he has been playing around with the monkey bomb."

— Said while Pack-A-Punching a weapon

"Takeo, he's quiet: that makes me suspicious. (Quieter) And, trust me, he's up to something - like playing with that evil, stuffed monkey, eh?"

— Said while Pack-A-Punching a weapon

"Ugh, I keep forgetting to update my Facebook page!"

— Said during the use of the Pack-a-Punch machine. This very sneakily breaks the fourth wall, as there ARE Nikolais on Facebook. Dempsey also says a similar quote.

"Dempsey: I like him because he is brave, like 3rd wife. He is going to die one day but he will take many with him, like 4th wife."

— Said while using Pack-A-Punch and Dempsey is near by.

"Richtofen, I don't know why he like me so much. Maybe he is trying for a free drink. I don't give free drinks."

— During Pack-a-punch process.

Mystery Box[]

"I have black hole now, just like 3rd wife! We won't talk about that."

— After collecting the Gersh Device

"I used this to kill my relative. She was my fifth wife!"

— After receiving an assault rifle from the Mystery Box.

"A cute little trinket. Maybe there's vodka inside, eh?"

— When activating the Matryoshka Doll easter egg or receiving one from the Mystery Box

"Great, now I have to hold up both arms!"

— After obtaining CZ75 dual wield.

"What a handsome weapon! Oh, that's my reflection! He he..."

— After getting the Thundergun from the mystery box.

"Ah the Falafel - good for eating AND killing."

— said after receiving the FAL from the Mystery Box.

"Fuck you Teddy Bear!"

— When getting a Teddy Bear. The safe version replaces fuck with screw.

"There it goes again. If you see my ex-wives, tell them "Fuck you!""

— When getting a Teddy Bear. The safe version replaces fuck with screw

"Thank God I didn't hide my vodka in there."

— After receiving a Teddy Bear.

"I knew I should've spent the money on the vodka instead!"

— When getting a pistol from the box.

"I wonder if zombies can die from laughter..."

— When getting a pistol from the box.

"Now, if only shitness could kill..."

— When getting a pistol from the box.

"Gun meet zombies, zombies meet death *chuckle*"

— When getting an assault rifle from the box.

"F'n A! I got the FN FAL!"

— When getting the FAL from the mystery box

Interactive[]

Matryoshka Doll[]

"I have sister who used to make these. She's bitch."

— When using a Matryoshka Doll.

"Hey! I had some of these back home!"

— When receiving a Matryoshka Doll.

"This reminds me of better times...if I had them."

— After examining a Matroska Doll or getting one from the Mystery Box.

Other[]

"HEY! You didn't get me a drink!"

— After completing the Casimir Mechanism.

"A song! Let us dance. (starts singing)"

— After activating the song "Abracadavre"

""Nope, no liquor store.""

— After jumping through Gersh Device.

Takeo Masaki[]

Beginning a Match[]

"I must give light to this dark place."

— Starting a match

"Darkness is the domain of the dead, we must give this place life!"

— Starting a match

"With the switch of the honorable, we'll breath new life into this place."

— Starting a match

"War, Demon! It's just a shot away!"

— Starting a match (A reference to the The Rolling Stones song Gimme Shelter)

"Who are you?"

— After Gersh speaks.

Casimir Mechanism[]

"May the light shine in your darkness."

— Completing the first node.

"Poor points of power."

— Completing the second node.

"I am not sure how this is helping you, but I hope that it is."

— Completing the third node.

"Your fate, shall be decided by the honorable."

— Completing the fourth node.

"I will open a portal of honor!"

— Completing the fourth node.

"I am beginning to feel you are stringing us along."

— Completing the fourth node.

"More power! Where do we get more?"

— Completing the fourth node.

"I hope you in turn, free someone else.. who needs it."

— After freeing Gersh.

Gersh Device[]

"What the..... is this?"

— Getting the Gersh Device

"With this, they stand no chance!"

— Getting the Gersh Device

"This is a... most unnatural weapon."

— Getting the Gersh Device

"Oooh, I don´t like that."

— Jumping through the Gersh Device

"Euh... how did I get here?"

— Jumping through the Gersh Device

"Oh, that is just not right."

— Jumping through the Gersh Device

"Focus, keeps the stomach from going inside out."

— Jumping through the Gersh Device

"What once was, is no longer!"

— Killing zombies with the Gersh Device

"Bye Bye, zombies!"

— Killing zombies with the Gersh Device

"They will harm, no longer!"

— Killing zombies with the Gersh Device

"They are send beyond!"

— Killing zombies with the Gersh Device

"The abominations are pulled into the void!"

— Killing zombies with the Gersh Device

Killing a Zombie[]

"That's how we shake hands where I come from."

— Blasting away a Zombie's limb.

"I will cherish this moment."

— Blasting away a Zombie's limb.

"That's what you get from coming back from the dead!"

— Blasting away a Zombie's limb.

"I go too easy on you."

— Blasting away a Zombie's limb.

"Crawlers? I sense a good strategy with these."

— After making a crawler. (Referring to players who often make crawlers)

"Remember my name... TAKEO!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Oh you wish to die face to face then? So be it!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"That is it? THAT is ALL you have?"

— After knifing a zombie.

"It slices! It dices! It's a wonder!"

— After knifing a zombie with a Sickle. (It is possible that this is a reference to the Slap-Chop commercial.)

"Like the sushi, it's all in the cut!"

— After knifing an enemy with a Sickle. (Not confirmed for knifing with combat knife.)

"Death should always be this intimate."

— After knifing several enemies with a Sickle.

"Slashing throats!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Taste my steel!"

— after knifing a zombie

"Bow down!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Hah-hah! That is called, a 'reversal of fortune' beast!"

— after knifing a zombie

"WHAT IS MY NAME?!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Spilling blood, is the only joy I know!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Back to your graves, death pigs!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Takeo is all that is man!"

— After killing a zombie. Reference to Kennedy's Quote on the map 'Five'.

"Take THAT, you soulless creature!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Just like how the universe began, Big Bang!"

— When killing Zombies with the Phd Floppers explosion.

"All... I am."

— When killing zombies with an explosion.

"Choke on it!"

— When killing zombies with an explosion.

"More for me to kill!"

— When killing zombies with an explosion.

"That was somewhat satisfying."

— When killing zombies with an explosion.

"Grenades? I sense a good strategy with these."

— Killing a couple of zombies with a grenade. A reference to how players maker crawlers.

"I don't like that."

— After jumping through the Gersh Device

"Confucius say, "Answer blow in wind." Wait, that's not right..."

— when killing a zombie with a Thundergun. A reference to the Bob Dylan song "Blowin' in the Wind"

Being Hit by a Zombie[]

"Touch not, lest ye be destroyed!"

— Upon killing a zombie after being attacked.

"Ah! Every scratch upon me, will be met upon you a THOUSAND fold."

— Upon being attacked

"Check your feet!"

— Upon getting attacked by a crawler

"Aim low!"

— Upon getting attacked by a crawler.

"Good thing I left my sandals at home!"

— Upon getting attacked by a crawler.

In trouble[]

"I will make the last stand of the 300, look like amateur hour!"

— Getting overwhelmed. (Reference to the movie, 300)

"Don´t be too anxious to cross sword with Takeo!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"They have encircled my position!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"Three-hundred-sixty degrees of protrusions!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"You DARE sneak up behind me, cravens!?"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"The line will be drawn, here!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"Come, I will give you something to groan about!"

— Getting overwhelmed. Similar to a quote by Robert McNamara.

"TO THE DEATHS!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

"That´s it, get a little closer! Don´t be shy!"

— Getting overwhelmed.

Space Monkey[]

"That doesn't sound good."

— Beginning of the monkey round.

"Ooh, what is coming now?"

— Beginning of the monkey round.

"This better be something GOOD, for once!"

— Beginning of the monkey round.

"Dempsey, you speak these monkeys' language, don't you? TELL THEM TO STOP STEALING MY PERKS!"

— Upon dealing with the Space Monkeys.

"Your thieving days are over!"

— Killing Space Monkeys.

"These are destroyed, by the weapons of the pure!"

— Killing Space Monkeys.

"Die, foul creature!"

— Killing Space Monkeys.

"Begone from this earth!"

— Killing Space Monkeys.

"The monkeys are stealing my Speed Cola!"

— When Space Monkeys attack the Speed Cola machine.

"NO! They steal the Stamin-Up!"

— When Space Monkeys attack the Stamin-Up machine.

"They are taking the Boom Brew!"

— When Space Monkeys attack the PhD Flopper machine.

"They are stealing my Juggernog!"

— When Space Monkeys are attacking Juggernog.

"They are taking Revive!"

— When Space Monkeys are attacking Quick Revive.

"Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!"

— After killing a monkey that recently attacked him. A reference to Planet of the Apes.

Downed/Revived[]

"I refuse to accept this fate!"

— Takeo after being downed by zombies.

"No, not like this!"

— Takeo after being downed by zombies.

"This is not how Takeo will meet his demise!"

— Takeo after being downed by zombies.

"I dishonored myself on the ground like this."

— Takeo after being downed by zombies.

"Where is the sweet sushi taste, of a Quick Revive when I need one!?"

— after being downed by zombies.

"I will repay this debt, with my honor!"

— After being saved from the brink of death.

"I and my ancestors, thank you."

— After being saved from the brink of death.

"You do me a great kindness...my brother in arms."

— After being saved from the brink of death.

"You have ensured your survival, with this act."

— After being saved from the brink of death.

"Urgh... Domo."

— after being saved from the brink of death. (Domo roughly meaning "thank you" in Japanese)

Ammo[]

"Empty, I am!"

— When out of ammo (possibly a reference to Yoda from Star Wars)

"No guns, no problem!"

— When out of ammo

"I may be out, but it's not over!"

— When out of ammo

"No ammo, no problem!"

— when out of ammo

"Zero ammo, double the honor!"

— Takeo with no ammo.

"No ammo, or new weapon? Decisions...decisions..."

— Takeo commenting about players often needing to choose between no ammo, or buying a new gun.

"Confucius say, get more bullets dammit!"

— Takeo breaking the fourth wall.

"No ammo, no weapons... now the real fight begins!"

— Takeo with both weapons out of ammo.

Buying a Weapon/Door[]

"War demons, Is just a shot away!"

— Getting a sniper. (Reference to Gimme Shelter)

"I must destroy more undead for this gift."

— Trying to open a door/buy a weapon without the minimum required points.

"A skill-less, yet powerful weapon!"

— Buying the Olympia. A reference to the fact that most gamers don't aim with a shotgun.

"A most interesting weapon."

— Buying the MP5K.

"I will cut them down... one limb at a time!"

— Buying the Stakeout.

Power Up[]

"Fortune and glory, fortune AND GLORY!"

— Getting a nuke. A reference to Indianna Jones.

"And THAT was for my master! "

— Getting a powerup.

"The strength of my ancestors powers me!"

— Getting a Max Ammo.

"You bring shame to the zombie people."

— Getting a Max Ammo

"Crazy Takeo! Must be insane with prices THIS low!"

— Getting a Fire Sale

"They are slashing prices!"

— Getting a Fire Sale

"Hurry up and buy!"

— Getting a Fire Sale (Reference to the film "Don't Be A Menace")

Perk-A-Cola[]

"Like a kamikaze on a hot day!"

— After buying Boom Juice (cut). Kamikaze means divine winds, and a kamikaze was a bomb-laden plane that would deliberately ram into an enemy ship or building.

"I think this was rotten."

— After buying Pronaide (cut)

"Ahh, now this is satisfying!"

— After buying DTP Boom(cut)

"Double-tapping my R.O.F."

— After buying Double Tap (Black Ops 3 Version Only)

"A taste that reminds me of home."

— After buying Quick Revive.

"Juggernog is fuel for honor!"

— After buying Juggernog.

"That would go well with Revive soda."

— After buying Stamin-up

"This makes my eyes water."

— After buying PhD Flopper.

"I love S-s-s-sp-peed COLA!"

— Getting a Speed Cola

"A drink for a true warrior!"

— After buying cut perk Tufbrew

Pack-A-Punch[]

"I think Dempsey is like a ghost, he wake up in new world everyday. I don't think he remembers anything from before."

— Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. A reference to his memory coming back.

"Nikolai's presence brings me dishonor. He tries to drown the past. It will consume him one day. I do not think he remembers anything."

— Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. A reference to his memory coming back.

"Richtofen, his evil is great. But not as great as what we fight today. One day, when the time is right I will make him pay for what he has done!"

— Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. A reference to his memory coming back.

"Hurry up, time is a luxury here!"

— Waiting for the Pack-A-Punch to finish. (Possible reference about the danger getting overwhelmed in the same room.)

"No more Mr. Nice Samurai!"

— Upon getting his upgraded weapon. An obvious pun on the line, No more Mr. Nice Guy, a line which Kennedy, Richtofen, and Englund have either said or parodied.

"It has changed for the better!"