This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.
Sarah Michelle Gellar[]
Beginning of the match[]
- "Power's out... at least it's not snowing. Heh heh heh."
- — After starting a match.
- "I wonder what happened to poor George."
- — After starting a match.
- "Fuse must have blown, better go see if we can find a new one."
- — After starting a match.
Rounds[]
- "Is it over?"
- — When reaching Round 5
- "I guess this isn't over.."
- — When reaching Round 10
- "Wow, I´m surprised we've lasted this long"
- — When reaching Round 20
- "This is INSANE!"
- — When reaching Round 35
- "Someone might be che-e-e-ating."
- — Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.
Zombies[]
- "Zombies aren't really my thing."
- — Randomly, possibly references her television role as the titular protagonist of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- "Oh, I think I broke you!"
- — After killing a Zombie.
- "I warned you!"
- — After killing a Zombie.
- "Cleanup on aisle four!"
- — Sarah after killing zombie that hurt her
- "Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."
- — After Getting a Headshot.
- "Hey, I'm pretty good at this."
- — After getting a headshot on a Zombie.
- "Just needed a woman's touch."
- — After killing a Zombie.
- "Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."
- — After killing a zombie.
- "This can't be fun for you."
- — Killing an Zombie
- "Like fireworks on the fourth of July but with blood and stuff."
- — Killing a group of Zombies
- "I'm Sara-ah!"
- — After knifing a zombie
Weapons[]
- "No bullets? What evs, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "C'mon zombies, I'll take you on with my bare hands."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "I'm out, like completely out."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "Empty, not good!"
- — When out of ammunition.
- "No bullets? No chance."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "Uh, guns need bullets y'know."
- — When out of ammunition.
- "I'll no-scope sons of bitches if I have to."
- — Upon getting the M14 off the wall.
- "No more miss nice gal."
- — After buying an Olympia.
- "Do I look like a sniper to you?"
- — After getting a Sniper rifle.
- "A SMG for the one and only SMG!"
- — After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)
- "Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"
- — After getting a SMG.
- "SMG? This must be for me."
- — Upon getting a SMG.
- "Hey zombies, I got something for you!"
- — After getting a V-R11
- "Ray Gun kicks ass!"
- — When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun
- "Big bada boom."
- — Upon getting the M72 LAW from the box.
Mystery Box[]
- "Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"
- — After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.
- "Where the hell did it go?"
- — After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.
- "Good job box keep up the good work."
- — Said when getting a Ray Gun from the box
- "What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"
- — Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.
"There's a fine line between life & death, this will help them cross it"
— Upon recieving a decent weapon from the box
Pack-a-Punch[]
- "Hey, what's that symbol on the machine... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."
- — When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. (A reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.)
George A. Romero[]
- "Okay George, take it easy."
- — When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.
- "I really hope he doesn't come back."
- — Said after killing George
- "Uhh, zombie George is back!"
- — When George respawns
- "I think he's getting weaker! Look at the light!"
- — Said when in the process of killing George
- "Oh no, here we go."
- — When George spawns
Easter Egg[]
- "Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."
- — First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
- "Little half domes? Not exactly specific, but I'll see what I can do."
- — Second reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
- "Uhm.. you guys having a party?"
- — Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.
- "I think that says you got the bottle."
- — When the crew receives the vodka.
- "You guys get your, thing, okay?"
- — When the crew receives the golden rod.
Downed/Revived/Hurt[]
- "Back in the fight."
- — After being revived
- "Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."
- — After being revived.
- "Couldn't live without me, could ya?"
- — After being revived
- "Well that was kinda' embarrassing."
- — After being revived
- "Hello?! Can someone help a woman in need here?"
- — After being downed
- "Guys,...I'm in a little bit of trouble here!"
- — After being downed
- "How close do you need to get?"
- — After being hit by a Zombie.
- "What are you, a paparazzi?"
- — After being hit by a Zombie.
Cold Water[]
- "Getting frostbite was so not on my list of things to do today!"
- — When freezing in water.
- "This water is freezing!"
- — When freezing in water.
- "I really didn't dress for the cold..."
- — When freezing in water.
- "Hello? Girl in the ice here! Girl in the ice!"
- — When frozen in water.
Interactive[]
- " Go, Danny, go!"
- — When Sarah watches Danny Trejo take the Flinger
- "You've been Trejo'd sucker!"
- — After watching Danny Trejo get a knife kill
- "Sock it to 'em, Danny!"
- — After witnessing multiple kills from Danny Trejo
- "Keep poppin' those dead heads, Danny."
- — After witnessing multiple kills by Danny Trejo
- "We have to save that tattoo!"
- — When Danny Trejo is downed
- "Danny's nearly zombie food!"
- — After Danny is downed
- "Hang in there, Danny!"
- — When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies
- "Got lucky there, Rooker. First time for everything."
- — After seeing Michael Rooker get a headshot
- "I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed!"
- — After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded
- "Ha! (Sarcastic) A big, tough Southern boy like you needing help?"
- — After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded
- "Rooker! Get back here and finish the job!"
- — After Michael Rooker makes a crawler
- "Um, you left the bit that bites!"
- — After Rooker makes a crawler
- " (In a snobby tone) Later, Rooker."
- — When Sarah watches Michael Rooker take the Flinger
- " (In a worried tone) Try to not land on your face!"
- — When she watches Robert Englund take the Flinger
Weather[]
- "At least there's a break in the weather."
- — After the weather returns to normal.
- "Maybe now we can see a way out."
- — After the weather returns to normal.
- "Fogs getting worse again."
- — After the fog starts to set in.
- "I am so not dressed for the cold!"
- — Reaction to the weather.
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Sweet and sour! I'm sweet...the drink's sour."
- — After drinking Stamin-Up
- "First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."
- — After receiving Juggernog.
- "Ugh...erm...kind of got a fishy kick to it."
- — After receiving Quick Revive.
- "I actually payed money to taste that?"
- — After receiving Speed Cola.
- "I don't know if we should be drinking this stuff."
- — After drinking Double Tap Root Beer
- "Ugh, tastes like prunes.... old prunes."
- — After receiving PhD Flopper.
- "Mmmmm that's nice. I like it! What does it do?"
- — After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.
Flinger[]
- "Hey, I can see my house from here."
- — From using the Flinger.
- "I feel like a BIRD!"
- — While using the Flinger.
Zipline[]
- "Look out below!"
- — While riding the Zipline.
- "Coming through!"
- — While riding the Zipline.
- "Hey zombies, I'm up here"
- — While riding the Zipline.
Power-Ups[]
- "Yeah!"
- — After receiving a Nuke.
- "This thing's bigger than me!"
- — After receiving a Death Machine.
- "Don't think I'm only excited because of a sale."
- — After getting Fire Sale
- "Cheap guns. God bless America!"
- — After getting Fire Sale
- "Double points, double joy!"
- — Upon getting Double Points.
- "Juice me, baby!"
- — After getting max ammo.
- "Nice! A little home improvement."
- — After getting Carpenter.
Miscellaneous[]
- "Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"
- — Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.
- "Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"
- — Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.
- "Music, huh?"
- — When activating the last rock for the hidden song.
Robert Englund[]
Beginning of the match[]
- "Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."
- — Said in the beginning of the match.
- "I think we lost our director.....and the power."
- — Said in the beginning of the match.
- "Anyone else feel a little confused?"
- — Said in the beginning of the match.
- "Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"
- — Said in the beginning of the match.
- "You know if this is a joke George, it's not very funny."
- — Said in the beginning of the match.
Rounds[]
- "So, did we win? Hm?"
- — Reaching Round 5
- "It's over.. It's finally over!"
- — Reaching Round 10
- "This has gotta be the end!"
- — Reaching Round 20
- "I get the feeling we're never going home."
- — Reaching Round 35
- "Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"
- — Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/mods to get to incredibly high rounds.
Zombies[]
- "You're grounded, dude!"
- — After making a crawler
- "That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."
- — When George gets into water.
- "Where's my glove when I need it?"
- — When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)
- "Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"
- — Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
- "Keep coming! Keep dying!"
- — After multiple kills.
- "You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"
- — Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.
- "Not fair! Who said you could run?!"
- — Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.
- "Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"
- — When scoring multiple kills.
- "I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"
- — Said after multiple kills. (A reference to his character Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street)
- "Call zombie casting. We're gonna need more extras."
- — After getting multiple kills in a row
- "Slice them and dice them.. oh, reminds me of a movie."
- — Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
- "Yeah! Remember me?! I know how to slash!"
- — Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)
- "Yuck! *short pause* A face, only a mother would love."
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot. (Possible reference to Freddy Vs. Jason)
- "Ow, ow, that hurt! A lot!"
- — When electrocuted by George or a zombie
- "I feel like I licked a battery."
- — After being electrocuted
- "BZZTZZTZZTZZTZZTZZ, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
- — After being electrocuted
Mystery Box[]
- "Appears in Vegas, disappears in Vegas... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"
- — Getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Laugh all you want but I WILL FIND YOU!"
- — after getting a teddy bear
- "Can I at least get a refund?"
- — Getting a teddy bear.
- "You DO know you're sending me to my death don't you?"
- — Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.
Weapons[]
- "I heard these were perfect for beginners."
- — Receiving the M72 LAW or the China Lake from the Mystery Box.
- "Say hello to my big fat friend."
- — After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)
- "Haha! Did I win the Raffle!?"
- — Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2
- "Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"
- — Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2
- "A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."
- — Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.
- "Oh my!.... Does this come with a manual?"
- — Getting the Scavenger
- "(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"
- — Getting the Scavenger
- "Things get desperate, can always wack 'em in the face.."
- — Getting the Scavenger
- "(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"
- — After planting a claymore.
- "Ready for a surprise? No? Eh, me neither."
- — After planting a claymore.
- "I could do better with a pair of scissors!"
- — Getting a sniper.
- "Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."
- — Getting a Matryoshka Doll. (Reference to the film Transformers.)
- "I'm struggling with these, I really am!"
- — Getting a Dual CZ75
- "I've always been more of a one-hand guy."
- — Getting a Dual CZ75
- "What do I do if I get an itch??"
- — Getting a Dual CZ75
- "Question... how do I reload?"
- — Getting a Dual CZ75
- "(Said in quiet and very evil tone) I would be happy to keep my distance."
- — Getting a sniper.
- "(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""
- — Getting a SMG.
- "Now where did I put my pitchfork?"
- — Upon receiving the Sickle.
- "Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"
- — After getting a Ballistic Knife.
- "It's heavy... is that a good thing?"
- — After getting an LMG or FN FAL.
- "I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"
- — After getting a Ray Gun.
- "An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"
- — After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).
- "Who comes up with these things?"
- — After getting Matryoshka Dolls
- "RPK! My favorite!"
- — When he gets an RPK from the box.
- "Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."
- — After getting a weaker weapon.
Ammo[]
- "What, am I supposed to fight bare-handed? Should I take my shirt off too?"
- — When running out of ammo.
- "Uh oh, that's not a good sign."
- — When running out of ammo.
- "Is there an ammo store around here?"
- — when running out of ammo.
- "Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!"
- — When running out of ammo.
- "No ammo! I'm dead meat!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Last clip, this does NOT look good."
- — When running out of ammo.
- "*ahem* Pardon? Uh, could we get a runner to get us some more ammo?"
- — When out of ammo.
- "You know how much ammo I got? One less than one!"
- — When out of ammo.
Pack-A-Punch[]
- "The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off."
- — Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Possible reference to Freddy vs Jason)
- "Welcome to my world zombies!"
- — Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Another reference to A Nightmare On Elm Street)
- "Better! Much better I think... let's go try it out! "
- — Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch
- "And to think I turned down the Royal Shakespeare company for this."
- — Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch
- "I'd like a large decaf please. "
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish
Perk-A-Cola[]
- "(Gulps) Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."
- — After drinking Juggernog.
- "(Gulps, chokes, then chuckles) I think there was a hair in that."
- — After drinking Speed Cola.
- "(Wheezes) All I taste is chemicals."
- — After drinking PhD Flopper.
- "Hmm....that's pretty good root beer!"
- — After drinking Double Tap.
- "What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"
- — After drinking Quick Revive.
- "So this will make me run, hmm? Ahh, not to the men's room, I hope."
- — After drinking Stamin-Up
- "A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."
- — After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.
Zipline[]
- "How do I STOP!!??"
- — Using the Zipline.
- "I know for a fact this place has NEVER had a full safety inspection!"
- — Using the Zipline
- "Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"
- — Using the Zipline
- "Ah, the majesty of flight."
- — Using the Flinger
- "Shit!... How am I gonna land?"
- — Using the Flinger
- "I feel the wind, beneath my wings..."
- — Using the Flinger
Water[]
- "Well, at least it's not fire."
- — When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)
- "Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"
- — Said when in the water too long.
- "This is so c..c..cold..COLD"
- — When freezing in water
- "This is fa-fa-freezing."
- — After walking in water.
- "Please help! I don't wanna freeze to death!"
- — When he becomes frozen in water
- "Help meeeeeeeeee!"
- — When frozen in water
Weather[]
- "Ah, that's better... we can finally see. Eh,... kinda liked it better when we couldn't."
- — When weather clears up.
- "I still wouldn't call this a nice day."
- — When weather clears up.
- "Well, the storm has passed... (very quietly) for now."
- — When the blizzard starts.
Downed/Hurt/Revived[]
- "Guys something went wrong here! I'm on the floor!"
- — When downed.
- "No one started eating me yet but that could change!"
- — When downed.
- "I'll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough."
- — When revived.
- "I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."
- — When revived.
- "Don't let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"
- — When downed.
- "Woooh... I thought I'd never wake up."
- — When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)
- "(Laughs) I'm glad you came along when you did!"
- — When revived
- "Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."
- — Upon getting revived.
Power-Ups[]
- "Man and death machine!"
- — After receiving a Death Machine.
- "(slight giggle) Well, this is a special occasion!"
- — After receiving a Death Machine.
- "Not a moment too soon!"
- — After receiving Max Ammo.
- "I am the bringer of DEATH!"
- — After getting Insta-kill.
- "Hey props! Prop department! You just saved my life! Thank you."
- — After receiving a Max Ammo.
- "Who did that? Was tha-? Was that us?"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."
- — After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)
Interactive[]
- "I'll wave to you, Mike."
- — When Michael Rooker is about to take the Flinger
- "Try to land on a big group of 'em, Trejo."
- — Said when Danny Trejo takes the Flinger
- "(Sarcastic) Sorry, Trejo. Accident."
- — When Englund sets off the Flinger and Trejo is launched
- "Try flappin' your arms, Trejo!"
- — When Danny Trejo takes the Flinger
Miscellaneous[]
- "I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"
- — After finding the hidden song.
- "This, is my REWARD?!"
- — After finding the hidden song.
- "Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"
- — When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money.
- "C'mo-c'mo-c'mon, how much?"
- — When attempting to buy a door with a minimum amount of points
Danny Trejo[]
Beginning of the match[]
- "That was no ordinary storm...THAT was Cucuy."
- — Starting of a match
- "Evil walks among us. It took George, and it'll try to take us too"
- — Starting of a match
- "Unless we figure out how to get the power back on, we won't live to see daybreak."
- — Starting of a match
Zombies[]
- "El pan de los muertos (dead's bread)."
- — Upon getting multiple kills, it's a reference to the traditional mexican bread on "día de muertos" (Day of the Dead)
- "Them sound like fightin' words."
- — Upon getting a kill or multiple kills
- "You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."
- — Upon getting a headshot (a reference to the movie Predator, which Danny Trejo was in the 2010 sequel).
- "I'm tired of your noise, little man!"
- — Upon killing a crawler
- "You wanna keep taking a beating?"
- — Said when killing a zombie
- "You think I'm scared? Haha."
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "I fucking broke you!"
- — Upon getting a kill.
- "Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"
- — Upon getting multiple kills.
- "Haha Vandalos muertos! (Dead thiefs!)"
- — Upon getting multiple kills
- "Shit, I'ts like Soledad (Prison) all over again"
- — When being chased / surronded by a large group of zombies.
- "I'll walk right through you"
- — After getting a knife kill during Insta-kill
- "I'll stare you down chivala"
- — After getting multiple kills
Rounds[]
- "That wasn't so bad.."
- — Reaching Round 5.
- "FUCK YOU, Cucuy!"
- — Reaching Round 10.
- "You zombies tired yet?"
- — Reaching Round 20.
- "Shit.. this is one loooooong day."
- — Reaching Round 35.
- "Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"
- — Reaching Round 50.
Weapons[]
- "Now this is the kind of shit we need."
- — When buying an SMG
- "This shit legal?"
- — When obtaining a Crossbow, M72LAW or China Lake.
- "I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."
- — Out of ammo.
- "An empty gun is no use to anyone."
- — Low Ammo.
- "I ain't got nothing left."
- — Out of ammo.
- "No ammo!"
- — Out of ammo.
- "Those son-of-bitches are going down."
- — Buying an SMG.
- "Chamber's empty."
- — Switching to an empty weapon.
- "Shit, I got no ammo."
- — Holding an empty weapon.
- "I'm about to tear these fools apart."
- — Buying an SMG.
- "Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."
- — Buying an SMG.
- "I'll give these fools the education they never had."
- — Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box
- "I'm going to punish these zombies."
- — After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box
- "I don't even know what this is!"
- — After getting a V-R11.
- "I'ts shit like this thats gonna save our lives"
- — After getting an assault rifle from the box
- "Being scared won't help, having this will"
- — After getting an assault rifle from the box
- "Good against one, but not against many"
- — After getting a sniper rifle from the box
Pack-a-Punch[]
- "What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don't know.."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
This is a reference to the fact that the setting for Call of the Dead is a movie set and that they are in a game: Call of Duty: Black Ops. "...inside a movie inside a game."
- "You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "This is a piece of fuckin' machinery right here."
- — After getting a Pack-a-Punch'd weapon.
George A. Romero[]
- "It's working! He's calming down."
- — When luring George into the water.
Downed/Revived/Hurt[]
- "Gaaaaahhh!"
- — When hit by an electrocuted zombie
- "No one zaps me!"
- — Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George
- "You're gonna regret that!"
- — Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie
- "I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."
- — Upon being revived
- "Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"
- — Upon Being Revived
Power-ups[]
- "Orale (All right)."
- — When Getting Max Ammo.
- "Double points? What is this shit?"
- — After getting a Double Points.
- "Who you talking to?"
- — When Getting Nuke
- "Whoa man that was crazy!"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "Holy shit!"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "Cucuy is talking to us"
- — Upon getting an Insta-kill
Flinger[]
- "You're like an angel, Sarah!"
- — Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.
- "Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"
- — Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.
- "Coming in hot!"
- — Said when using the Flinger.
- "Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"
- — Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.
- "Can dead people fly!?"
- — Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.
- "Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
- — Said when taking the Flinger.
Zipline[]
- "Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"
- — When Riding Zipline
Water[]
- "Can't survive long in this water!"
- — When standing in the water too long
- "Man, this will freeze your huevos (balls) right off."
- — When freezing in water.
- "I ain't used to this cold."
- — When freezing in water.
Weather[]
- "Fogs rolling in again."
- — When weather becomes foggy.
- "There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."
- — When weather clears up.
- "I'm telling ya, it's Cucuy's work for sure!"
- — When the weather becomes foggy
- "Storms clearing, who knows for how long. Let's get moving."
- — When weather clears up.
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Ack! This tastes like fish!"
- — After drinking Quick Revive.
- "I'm pretty strong already."
- — After buying Juggernog.
- "Agh! Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"
- — When buying PhD Flopper.
- "If this shit makes me faster, I ain't gonna complain."
- — When buying Speed Cola.
- "Ahh. This meant to make me an athlete? I've been running half my life."
- — After buying Stamin-up
- "I'm a crackshot assassin now!"
- — After buying Deadshot Daquiri
- "Ahh, that's some good shit!"
- — After buying Double Tap
Interactive[]
- "Nice shootin', girl!"
- — When Sarah gets a headshot
- "At least Sarah can handle herself."
- — When Sarah gets a headshot
- "Shit! That's pretty good, girl!"
- — When Sarah gets a headshot
- "When'd you learn how to shoot so good?"
- — When Sarah gets a headshot
- "Hey Englund, Sarah's twice the man you are! (Laughs) She's got bigger nuts."
- — When Sarah gets a headshot
- "We'll make a man out of you yet, Englund! (Laughs)"
- — When Englund gets a headshot
Miscellaneous[]
- "Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."
- — Said when collecting the last rock
- "I need to find more pesos."
- — When trying to buy with insufficient points.
- "You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."
- — When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money
- "Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"
- — When trying to buy with insufficient points.
- "FUCK YOU CUCUY!"
- — Randomly.
Michael Rooker[]
Beginning of the match[]
- "As much as it pains me to say it, I think George has gone to lunch. If ya' know what I mean."
- — Beginning of the match
- "Doesn't look like this storm is lettin' up. Nobody's comin' to help us."
- — Beginning of the match
- "I think the storm blew out the power. Best get to fixing it."
- — Upon the beginning of a match.
Zombies[]
Close Range[]
- "Dumb as a post, dead as a doornail!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Ha ha! Oh yeah, baby, you been ridden hard and hung up wet!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Y'all are barking up the wrong tree, now!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "If brains were leather, you wouldn't have enough to saddle a june bug, boy!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "That's close enough, ugly!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "If I say you're dead, you really oughtta just lay down."
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
Headshot[]
- "Let's see you run like a chicken with its head cut off."
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Oh yeah, I'm a crack shot!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "H-h-hey, I'm just havin' fun, boy!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Ain't no harm done!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Your damn brain ought to have a little bit more room to breathe."
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Well, didn't you get beat with a big ol' ugly stick."
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "You are so damn buck-toothed, you could eat corn on the cob through a keyhole!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "You're out for the count, zombie!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "That one ain't gettin' up anytime soon!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Woo-hoo, yeah, ha ha ha ha!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.
Limbshot[]
- "Ah, ha-ha! You're learning something about loss, are ya?"
- — Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
- "Brother, I know how it feels to lose a hand."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's arm off. (Referencing The Walking Dead)
- "I just blew off your girlfriend!"
- — Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
- "Look at the bright side, I just saved you money on gloves!"
- — Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
- "Well, looks like you ain't gonna be answering any questions in class."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.
Revenge[]
- "Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "You done bit off more than you could chew now, boy."
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Yeah, you just got your ass kicked, didn't ya?"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Close enough, meathead!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
Multiple kills[]
- "Oh yeah, how's that for Southern hospitality?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Is that all you dumbasses got? Come on, bring it on!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "If y'all can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Don't you mess with me, I'm tougher than a tomcat with no balls."
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "I am busier than a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Y'all've gone and signed your own death warrant."
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "*laughs* Y'all don't come back now, y'here?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Good God, I could do this shit all day long!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Ain't you gettin' tired of dying yet, zombies?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Yeah, gettin' a little big for your britches, weren't ya?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "I'm gonna go through ya like grass through a goose."
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Ya think your mama's gonna be proud?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "God-doggit, you guys are dumber than a bag of rocks!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "Shit happens, huh? Started counting your chickens 'fore they hatched, didn't ya?"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
Sprinters[]
- "Go ahead, run all you want. You'll just die tired."
- — Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.
- "Hey boy, why you in such a hurry?"
- — Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.
- "I call bullshit on that, zombies don't run!"
- — Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.
Electric[]
- "Damn, y'all ain't the regular zombies, are ya?"
- — Upon seeing an electric zombie.
- "Yup, looks like they got just a little bit more pep."
- — Upon seeing an electric zombie.
- "You electric bastards better not come near me!"
- — Upon seeing an electric zombie.
- "Get the hell back off me, you sparky sons of bitches!"
- — Upon seeing an electric zombie.
Crawler[]
- "Look at you, you ain't but knee-highed or grasshopper."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
- "You went off a little half-cocked!"
- — Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
- "Hell, you look like something the dog's been keeping under the house."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
- "He's halfway to hell, now."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
- "Still some meat on them bones."
- — Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.
- "Sonny boy, you let your mouth overload your butt!"
- — Upon killing a legless zombie.
- "I think it's high time you had a nap, stumpy!"
- — Upon killing a legless zombie.
- "Get your face where it belongs, in the dirt!"
- — Upon killing a legless zombie.
- "Eatin' off the floor is bad manners."
- — Upon killing a legless zombie.
- "While you were just layin' there like a bump on a log."
- — Upon killing a legless zombie.
- "Get the hell off me, you scum-sucking pig-vermin!"
- — Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
- "I don't take kindly to your bitin', zombie."
- — Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
- "Why don't you just crawl away and die?"
- — Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
- "You're chewing on the wrong foot there, son."
- — Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
- "There ain't much meat on my ankle, flesh-boy."
- — Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.
Knife[]
- "You are uglier than the east end of a horse headed west!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
- "You could make a preacher cuss!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
- "I reckon you're just about done!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
- "I warned you, didn't I?"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
- "And stay down!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
- "You stay quiet now, y'hear?"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a knife.
Sickle[]
- "Keep bleedin'."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
- "Boy, you get to sit this one out."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
- "You are pissin' me off."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
- "Your part just got cut."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
- "Batter up!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.
Explosive[]
- "Oh hell yeah! Now that was more than a couple of cherry bombs!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
- "Oh hell yeah! You just got lit up like the fourth of July!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
- "Oh yeah, zombies go boom!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
- "Hey boy, y'all got insurance?"
- — Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
- "Woo-hoo, yeah! Ain't gonna be much left after that!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with explosives.
Claymore[]
- "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how's your garden grow? Ha ha ha, with explosives, sucker!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.
- "Oh yeah, I'll just leave this right here."
- — Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.
- "Come on now, ya meatheads, come on, come and get it."
- — Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.
Ray Gun[]
- "I like this shit, it's like a damn laser show! Holy mother of goodness, goddamn shit! I like it!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "This damn gun's from the future, a future you ain't gonna see!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Eat it, meathead!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Saved-uh, your ass has been vaporized-uh!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Take it and die."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
Matryoshka Doll[]
- "*laughs* Sic 'em, boy!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.
- "Go get 'em, doll face!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.
- "Alright now, better do me some good, little man!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.
Scavenger[]
- "You're gonna blow... Now! *laughs*"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.
- "Time is a-ticking."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.
- "Down and out!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.
V-R11[]
- "I hope you got some quick feet, boy."
- — Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
- "Look at him go."
- — Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
- "Yeah, they're on him like flies on shit, look at him go."
- — Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
- "Go, now get him zombies, eat him up."
- — Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
- "Don't run this way, you ain't got no friends here!"
- — Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.
Wunderwaffe DG-2[]
- "You guys just got yo asses zapped-uh!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Woo-hoo, yeah! I'm happier than a dog with 2 Peters!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "I gotta be honest with ya, I really enjoyed that."
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
Surrounded[]
- "They're on me like stink on a pole cat."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "I am looking at a whole lot of ugly!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Damn, you guys are meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Ahh... yup. I think I'm looking at a major ass-kicking here."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Shit, ain't you a big family."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil-uh!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded. A reference to Psalms 23:4, a passage in the Bible.
- "Ah, yeah. I'm as nervous as a rooster in a henhouse here."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "You guys sure looking hungry right now."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Dammit man, they're on me like white on rice!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Damn it, am I the only one still kicking?"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Looks like I got myself in quite a pickle, here!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Y'all really should say grace before supper."
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Back your asses off, now, y'all hear?"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "You think you're tough, just 'cause your friends are here?"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Can I get some help? I'm looking at wall to wall uglies, y'all!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
- "Much as it pains me to admit, I could use a little assistance!"
- — Upon becoming surrounded.
Rounds[]
- "Now that's how you do this shit!"
- — Upon reaching round 5.
- "Oh hell yeah. I think I'm ready for more, now!"
- — Upon reaching round 10.
- "Shit! We breakin' records yet?"
- — Upon reaching round 20.
- "Damn, y'all! This is going on longer than most wars!"
- — Upon reaching round 35.
- "Hell, yeah! Somebody thinks they're a little bit special! I'm a gamer, yeah."
- — Upon reaching round 50.
Ammo[]
- "Oh, no guys, I'm a little out of ammo, here."
- — When low on ammo.
- "I've got less than five shots."
- — When low on ammo.
- "I'm just gonna have to start using my bare hands in a minute."
- — When low on ammo.
- "I'm gonna be deader than a doornail if I don't get some more ammo, here."
- — When low on ammo.
- "I'm gonna have to make every one of these count."
- — When low on ammo.
- "These guns ain't worth shit without ammo."
- — When out of ammo.
- "Color me stupid, I'm out of ammo."
- — When out of ammo.
- "Things ain't lookin' too good, folks."
- — When out of ammo.
- "I'm gonna have to be slicker than an eel if I wanna get myself some more ammo."
- — When out of ammo.
- "Circle the wagons, friends, I am completely out of ammo."
- — When out of ammo.
Weapons[]
- "Yeah, let's watch 'em run like a scalded dog!"
- — Upon buying an getting Rifle.
- "Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, well don't that just beat all?"
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "Yo baby, I got myself a Machine gun."
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "Lookie here."
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "Well, if that don't put pepper in the gumbo."
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "This equipped with armour pissing rounds? You know, for hunting?"
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "I will deliver us from evil! Saved, brother!"
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "I am a zombie killing machine!"
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "It be hunting season, my man."
- — Upon getting an Assault Rifle.
- "Oh, hell yes. This'll cut through 'em like butter."
- — Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
- "Yeah, that's right, it's a gun... for self-defense. Obviously."
- — Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
- "How come we have to pay for this? Huh? Just don't make no sense."
- — Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
- "Oh, I think I know how to handle one of these, thank you."
- — Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
- "Well, I prefer something a little heavier. Yeah, but this ain't too shabby."
- — Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.
- "Good thing I can shoot the ball hairs off a dog."
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "Those things get any closer, I ain't gonna have a snowballs chance in hell."
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "Come on, y'all bitches, let's go hunting."
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "I was hoping for something with a little bit more kick to it. You know what I mean?"
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "If life gives you lemons, you throw lemons at 'em! Idiot!"
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "I reckon I got's to find myself a hidin' place."
- — Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.
- "Straight to the zombie-killing point, boys."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "Zombies, I'm gonna put you down for good."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "Alright ladies, time to go hunting."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "I'm just not in a good mood, as this shotgun of mine's about to demonstrate."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "Oh, I got the goods... right here, my friend."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "Time to put up or shut up."
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "This is gonna wake the neighbors! *laughs* Yeah!"
- — Upon getting a Shotgun.
- "Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."
- — Getting a LMG.
- "Oh hell yeah, I got me some explosives now!"
- — Upon getting an explosive weapon.
- "If in doubt, blow 'em to kingdom come!"
- — Upon getting an explosive weapon.
- "Oh yeah, *laughs* this is much more like it."
- — Upon getting an explosive weapon.
- "Ready to fire and forget!"
- — After getting an explosive weapon.
- "Damn right. This'll cut to the point."
- — Upon buying a Sickle.
- "I will find you, and I will cut you."
- — Upon buying a Sickle.
- "Y'all ready to bleed?"
- — Upon buying a Sickle.
- "I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes, zombies."
- — Upon buying a Sickle.
- "Get down!"
- — Upon buying a Sickle.
Mystery Box[]
- "Damn, that's enough to depress the Devil himself!"
- — Upon getting a pistol.
- "Oh come on, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!"
- — Upon getting a pistol.
- "This is about as handy as a back pocket in a shirt."
- — Upon getting a pistol.
- "This here's about as much use as a tit on a boar."
- — Upon getting a pistol.
- "I'm as sorry as a two dollar watch."
- — Upon getting a pistol.
- "Oh, okay, I like it. But where do I put my beer?"
- — Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
- "I guess I'll have to start killing them two at a time now, huh?"
- — Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's
- "You get twice the firepower with this gun, son."
- — Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
- "Hell, boy, I could walk and chew bubble-gum."
- — Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
- "Come on... zombies... come out, come out, wherever you are...*laughs*"
- — Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.
- "Oh, shit baby. When this thing goes off, ya better take cover."
- — Upon getting a launcher.
- "Ready to fire and forget."
- — Upon getting a launcher.
- "Oh yeah, this'll put some fire under their ass. *laughs*"
- — Upon getting a launcher.
- "Well, waddya got? Well look at that, it's a baby toy!"
- — Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
- "Well, this looks about as useful as a chocolate fireguard!"
- — Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
- "What the hell in tarnation is this all about?"
- — Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.
- "You don't see this but once in a blue moon."
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "What the hell in the lord's name is this?"
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "Yeah, I saw one of these in a comic book once."
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby, tie me to a pig and roll me in mud!"
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "Well, don't this beat all?"
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "Hey, this thing a toy or something?"
- — Upon getting a Ray Gun.
- "Well, don't that beat all?"
- — Upon getting a V-R11.
- "Oh, shit yes! I got myself something real special this time!"
- — Upon getting a V-R11.
- "Oh, you know what? I ain't got no idea where this shit comes from, but I like it!"
- — Upon getting a V-R11.
- "What the hell in tarnation is this damn thing?"
- — Upon getting a V-R11.
- "This ain't like nothing I've ever seen before."
- — Upon getting a V-R11.
- "Now this here looks made for hunting zombies."
- — Upon getting a Scavenger.
- "Hell yeah, I got me a real gun now!"
- — Upon getting a Scavenger.
- "Oh yeah, I'm gonna have me some fun with this one."
- — Upon getting a Scavenger.
- "Guns are easy to get... I can make a phone call and get a gun... Anybody can get a gun."
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Hey, you think I fell off a turnip truck yesterday?"
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Looks like I got the short end of the stick on that damn deal, didn't I?"
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Damn, that makes madder than a mule chewing bumblebees."
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Now, where in the world did that thing go?"
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
- "Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."
- — Upon getting a Teddy Bear.
Power Ups[]
- "Much obliged."
- — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
- "Uh-huh. Y'all hear that?"
- — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
- "Thank-ya thank-ya, my prayers have been answered."
- — Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.
- "I reckon that'll buy us a little bit more time."
- — Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
- "Well son, the Devil makes work for idle hands."
- — Upon getting a Carpenter power-up. A reference to the saying "Idle hands are the Devil's playthings".
- "Dad-gummit, don't that just take the cake."
- — Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.
- "Good thing, too, I'm poorer than a church mouse."
- — Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
- "Now we got a fightin' chance."
- — Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
- "Okay, now it's time to make ourselves some serious green."
- — Upon getting a Double Points power-up.
- "We're gonna finish 'em all up in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
- — Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
- "Them damn, stupid, sons of bitches were gettin' above their raising."
- — Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
- "I'm just about to give 'em the whuppin' of a lifetime."
- — Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.
- "What the hell in Lucifer's name was that?!"
- — Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
- "Holy shit!"
- — Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
- "That oughtta knock the fight out of 'em."
- — Upon getting a Nuke power-up.
- "There ya go, now who says you can't get blood from a turnip?"
- — Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
- "I think it's high time we loaded our asses up."
- — Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
- "Come on, y'all, get 'em while they're hot."
- — Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.
- "Come on, you brain-dead vermints."
- — Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
- "Who's first?"
- — Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
- "Let's go!"
- — Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.
- "Aw yeah, this looks all kinds of special!"
- — Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.
- "Ugh, I saw this one on a late night infomercial."
- — Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.
- "Hell yes! Electric bugaloo!"
- — Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.
Pack-a-Punch[]
- "Let's see what this little doo-hickey can do."
- — Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "End of the world... what do you want me to say? Some piffy one-liners? Shit... "
- — Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "I've been on some pretty bad sets, but this one here sure as hell takes the buttered biscuit."
- — Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "Truth is, most of us would just try to make the best of whatever time we got left with our nearest and dearest."
- — Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.
- "You know my friend, when faced with the zombie apocalypse, most of us would cower in the corner and shit our pants."
- — Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch.
- "The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want."
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- "Hallelujah, brother! Saved-uh!"
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- "Now ain't this a fine piece of engineering."
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- "Ask, brothers and sisters, and thou shalt recieve-uh!"
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- "What's better than a fully loaded shotgun? This is!"
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
- "Praise the lord, I am ready to unleash my wrath upon the horde!"
- — Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.
George A. Romero[]
- "Holy shit! George is coming!"
- — Upon George spawning.
- "Woah! Zombie George! What up, my man?"
- — Upon George spawning.
- "Zombie George is headed our way!"
- — Upon George spawning.
- "Shit, he's rabid!"
- — Upon angering George.
- "Mmm... Ow, man, gah! Ow! That ain't fair!"
- — Upon getting attacked by George.
- "Goddamn it, my teeth are still a little bit tingly!"
- — Upon getting attacked by George.
- "That's it now, George. Just take a minute. Calm yourself down."
- — Upon George entering the water and calming down.
- "He ain't done! 'Least not yet!"
- — Upon weakening George.
- "The hell? He's still ticking!"
- — Upon weakening George.
- "Damn, you can take a beatin' George!"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "Hey, Georgie boy! Losin' your power, there?"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "Not so tough now, are ya George?"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "I think he's gettin' weaker!"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "Look at his light, y'all! It's flickering!"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "What the hell's the deal with that light?"
- — Upon George's light flashing.
- "*Laughs* Ya'll don't come back now, ya hear?"
- — Upon killing George.
- "Where the hell did he go?"
- — Upon killing George.
Flinger[]
- "I am king of the skies, woo-hoo!"
- — Upon using the Flinger.
- "Holy Shit!"
- — Upon using the Flinger.
- "Damn, this is fun!"
- — Upon using the Flinger.
- "Ha ha ha ha, you must of played a pilot before!"
- — Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
- "Brace yourself, buddy."
- — Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
- "Have a good flight!"
- — Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.
- "You go, girl!"
- — Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
- "I'm just seeing if it's safe for people, that's all."
- — Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
- "Okay, you're clear for take-off."
- — Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.
- "If you don't like it, you can giiit out!"
- — Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.
- "Shit, this looks like fun."
- — Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.
- "I'm gonna have to put some distance between me and you, son."
- — Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.
Zipline[]
- "Hell yeah, only way to travel!"
- — Upon using the zipline.
- "Hell yeah, sure beats walking!"
- — Upon using the Zipline.
- "Look out below!"
- — Upon using the Zipline.
Downed/Revived[]
- "Oh, son of a bitch caught me off guard!"
- — Upon getting downed.
- "I would say it's probably in everybody's best interest to help me up."
- — Upon getting downed.
- "Ho damn it, I got caught with my pants down."
- — Upon getting downed.
- "The damn bastards got lucky!"
- — Upon getting downed.
- "Hello? Somebody wanna help me up?"
- — Upon getting downed.
- "Ah, I sure thought I was a goner."
- — Upon getting revived.
- "Oh, damn it, I sure got caught with my pants, didn't I?"
- — Upon getting revived.
- "Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"
- — Upon getting revived.
- "Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."
- — Upon getting revived.
- "Sometimes I think I could trip on the cord on the cordless phone."
- — Upon getting revived.
Perk-a-Cola[]
- "Oh, God! What the hell is this stuff? Skunk-juice?"
- — Upon drinking Quick Revive.
- "Oh yeah, that'll put hair on the balls."
- — Upon drinking Juggernog.
- "Even just a little bitty-bit of this stuff makes me feisty."
- — Upon drinking Speed Cola.
- "Oh, yeah! This moonshine?"
- — Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
- "Good...DOGGIT! This stuff just don't taste right."
- — Upon drinking PhD Flopper.
- "Oh yeah! Now I got my stuff."
- — Upon drinking Stamin-Up.
- "This is niiice, sweeter than a speckled pup in a painted wagon."
- — Upon drinking Deadshot Daquiri.
Water[]
- "Damn, it's as cold as a witch's tit."
- — Upon entering the water.
- "Oh my god I need to get the hell outta this water."
- — Upon entering the water.
- "I guess this is what they meant by hell freezing over, huh?"
- — Upon entering the water.
- "Oh, shit! Now this ain't good!"
- — Upon freezing in the water.
- "Yo, guys? Hello? Li'l stuck here!"
- — Upon freezing in the water.
- "Get me the hell out of this damn ice!"
- — Upon freezing in the water.
Weather[]
- "Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."
- — Upon the weather fogging up.
- "Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."
- — Upon the weather fogging up. (a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)
- "It's a new dawn, people! Fog's-ah clearing praise Lord."
- — Upon the weather clearing up.
- "Finally, a break in the weather."
- — Upon the weather clearing up.
Interactive[]
- "Nice going, Bobby! That was what you were aiming at, right?"
- — Upon Robert getting a headshot.
- "Bobby boy! Yeah, way to go, you kickin' ass now, my man!"
- — Upon Robert getting a headshot.
- "Go on, Bobby. Show 'em who's boss."
- — Upon Robert getting a headshot.
- "Go on now, take it to 'em, Bobby."
- — Upon Robert getting a headshot.
- "Bobby boy, you are what zombies have nightmares about."
- — Upon Robert getting a headshot.
- "I got your back, brother, I'm on my way!"
- — Upon Robert being surrounded.
- "Hang on there, Bobby boy! Try to feed them your third leg, they like that shit!"
- — Upon Robert being surrounded.
- "You fight him, you fight me! Got it, meatheads?"
- — Upon Robert being surrounded.
- "Leave him alone, you scum-sucking pigs!"
- — Upon Robert being surrounded.
- "I'm rootin' for you, Robert!"
- — Upon Robert being surrounded.
- "You're only halfway done there, Bobby!"
- — Upon Robert making a crawler.
- "He's still kickin', finish him up!"
- — Upon Robert making a crawler.
- "Quit teasing on him, Bobby!"
- — Upon Robert making a crawler.
- "Come on now, Bobby, they're like worms, you gotta squish both halves!"
- — Upon Robert making a crawler.
- "Come on Bobby, finish 'em off! Hell, he's just gonna be dragging himself around like a dog with an itchy butt!"
- — Upon Robert making a crawler.
- "You sure you can shoot straight, girl?"
- — Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
- "Damn. Did the recoil hit one sneaking up on you?"
- — Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
- "There ya go sugar plum, you finally hit that damn barn door, didn't ya? *chuckles*"
- — Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
- "Damn it girl, you are just full of surprises!"
- — Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
- "That little lady done got herself a trophy."
- — Upon Sarah getting a headshot.
- "What's the matter, Sarah? Can't do that 'spin and kick' anymore?"
- — Upon Sarah being surrounded.
- "Ya painted yorself into a corner, Sarah girl."
- — Upon Sarah being surrounded.
- "You are up shit creek without a paddle, my girl. And you don't even got a canoe."
- — Upon Sarah being surrounded.
- "Quit ya squawking, girly girl. I'll get my ass over there and bail your ass out."
- — Upon Sarah being surrounded.
- "Sarah, darling, you sound madder than an old wet hen!"
- — Upon Sarah being surrounded.
- "Damn it, woman! You know what, if you threw yourself on the ground, you'd probably miss!"
- — Upon Sarah making a crawler.
- "I ain't about to clean up your mess, girly girl."
- — Upon Sarah making a crawler.
- "Finish what you started, Sarah baby!"
- — Upon Sarah making a crawler.
- "Sarah darling, you'd bring a tear to a glass eye!"
- — Upon Sarah making a crawler.
- "What's the matter, Sarah? You ain't got the stomach for it?"
- — Upon Sarah making a crawler.
Easter Egg[]
- "What the hell'd you just say?"
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "Ah, well, look the hell who's talkin', shorty."
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "Comments like that will get you an ass-whuppin', boy."
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "You ain't in no damn position to make requests, little man."
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "You think this is funny?"
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "Something's familiar about you..."
- — Upon walking past the vault.
- "Fuse, huh? You better not be sending me on a wild goose chase, my friend."
- — Upon knifing the vault.
- "Got it."
- — Upon putting the fuse in the fuse box.
- "Yeah, that takes care of the lights."
- — Upon going to the vault after putting the fuse in the fuse box.
- "Hell yeah. Why wouldn't I want to blow more shit up."
- — Upon being told to destroy the generators.
- "All right, the domes are in itty-bitty pieces, whaddya need now."
- — Upon going to the vault after destroying the generators.
- "This better not be some drunken prank."
- — Upon being told to get the vodka.
- "Son of a bitch! I broke the darn bottle!"
- — Upon breaking the vodka bottle.
- "Got the bottle."
- — Upon retrieving the vodka.
- "I hope you got the damn bottle, 'cause I ain't going looking for another one."
- — Upon going to the vault after retrieving the vodka.
- "The hell, you guys crazy? I got a goddamn good mind to shoot you myself!"
- — Upon being told to get the golden rod.
- "Uh-huh. I can't imagine what they're gonna do with this shit. Probably don't wanna know."
- — Upon retrieving the golden rod.
- "Okay, you got your lights, you got your bottles, you got your staff, anything else you wanna add?"
- — Upon going to the vault after retrieving the golden rod.
- "Hey, this is the last time, y'hear?"
- — Upon being told to fix the fuse a second time.
- "That's it. I'm done. You guys gonna help us out now?"
- — Upon going to the vault after fixing the fuse a second time.
Miscellaneous[]
- "Damn it, I ain't got a pot to piss in."
- — Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
- "I've got a champagne taste with a beer pocketbook!"
- — Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
- "You're gonna put yourself out of business with them prices."
- — Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.
- "What the hell? Somebody turn on a jukebox?"
- — Upon activating all three meteors.
- "This one goes out to all y'all zombies in the audience!"
- — Upon activating all three meteors.
- "I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."
- — Said randomly. (a reference to Walking Dead)
George A. Romero[]
As he comes out of the lake[]
- "I need... TO EAT!"
- — When he comes out of the lake
- "I need... something... TO EAT!"
- — As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.
Seeing a player[]
- "Whose name's above the title?"
- — Said randomly, when the player is near.
- "I can see you!"
- — Upon seeing the player.
- "Good to see you!"
- — Upon seeing the player.
- "There you are!"
- — Upon seeing the player.
- "(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"
- — When he sees a player.
- "Don't you want to know how it ends?"
- — Upon seeing the player.
- "Time to get to work."
- — Upon seeing the player.
Seeing a player trying to run away[]
- "Come here, I just want to give you a hug."
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "Aww, now, don't run away."
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "It doesn't have to be like this!"
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "You're putting this production in jeopardy!"
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "We're all friends here."
- — Upon watching a player run away.
- "Alright, people. Break for lunch!"
- — Said randomly when player is not in sight.
- "You are the bad guy!"
- — Said randomly when player is not in sight.
- "Where are yoooouuuu?"
- — Said when not seeing the player for a while.
- "No threat here!"
- — When not seeing the player.
- "Let's do lunch sometime. How 'bout NOW!"
- — Said randomly when player is out of sight.
Seeing a player near him[]
- "More blood! I want this set swimming in it."
- — Said randomly, when the player is near.
The VR11[]
- "You're wasting your time!"
- — Randomly said when you shoot a zombie with the VR11.
- "What makes you think... I wanna change?"
- — When calmed down by the VR11.
- "Ha. That won't work on me, ha ha!"
- — Said just before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.
- "This. Is who I'm meant, to be."
- — Said before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.
- "You actors don't know anything..."
- — Said randomly when a player has the VR11 out.
- "You can't kill what's already dead..."
- — Said before retreating when shot by the VR11 Lazarus
Going into berserk mode[]
- "I thought we were friends!"
- — When berserk.
- "I want you off my set!"
- — When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.
- "Why are you doing this?!"
- — Going into berserk mode
- "Now I'm angry and hungry!"
- — While in beserk mode.
- "Time to rehearse your death scene!"
- — While in beserk mode.
- "More gore, MORE GORE!"
- — When berserk.
Calmed down[]
- "'"
- "So c-c-c-cold!"
- — After being walked into the water by a player.
- "What's happening?"
- — After being walked into the water by a player.
- "Feeling, better, now."
- — After being walked into the water by a player.
Other[]
- "Hehehehe!"
- — Laughs every once in a while.
- "Hahahaha!"
- — Laughs every once in a while.
- "Do I taste blood?"
- — When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
- "Please...forgive me."
- — When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
- "Am I retreating?"
- — When retreating into the water
- "Oh my God. What have I done?"
- — When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
- "Where am I?"
- — When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.
- "Stop it, it hurts!"
- — Said sometimes when injuring George.
Original Characters Trapped[]
- Main article: Original Characters Trapped/Quotes