Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Beginning of the match

"Power's out... at least it's not snowing. Heh heh heh."

— After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

— After starting a match.

"Fuse must have blown, better go see if we can find a new one."

— After starting a match.

Rounds

"Is it over?"

— When reaching Round 5

"I guess this isn't over.."

— When reaching Round 10

"Wow, I´m surprised we've lasted this long"

— When reaching Round 20

"This is INSANE!"

— When reaching Round 35

"Someone might be che-e-e-ating."

— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies

"Zombies aren't really my thing."

— Randomly, possibly references her television role as the titular protagonist of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

— After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

— After killing a Zombie.

"Cleanup on aisle four!"

— Sarah after killing zombie that hurt her

"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."

— After Getting a Headshot.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

— After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

— After killing a Zombie.

"Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."

— After killing a zombie.

"This can't be fun for you."

— Killing an Zombie

"Like fireworks on the fourth of July but with blood and stuff."

— Killing a group of Zombies

"I'm Sara-ah!"

— After knifing a zombie

Weapons

"No bullets? What evs, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

— When out of ammunition.

"C'mon zombies, I'll take you on with my bare hands."

— When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

— When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

— When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

— When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

— When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

— When out of ammunition.

"I'll no-scope sons of bitches if I have to."

— Upon getting the M14 off the wall.

"No more miss nice gal."

— After buying an Olympia.

"Do I look like a sniper to you?"

— After getting a Sniper rifle.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

— After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

— After getting a SMG.

"SMG? This must be for me."

— Upon getting a SMG.

"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"

— After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass!"

— When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

— Upon getting the M72 LAW from the box.

Mystery Box

"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Good job box keep up the good work."

— Said when getting a Ray Gun from the box

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

— Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

"There's a fine line between life & death, this will help them cross it"

— Upon recieving a decent weapon from the box

Pack-a-Punch

"Hey, what's that symbol on the machine... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

— When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. (A reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.)

George A. Romero

"Okay George, take it easy."

— When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

"I really hope he doesn't come back."

— Said after killing George

"Uhh, zombie George is back!"

— When George respawns

"I think he's getting weaker! Look at the light!"

— Said when in the process of killing George

"Oh no, here we go."

— When George spawns

Easter Egg

"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."

— First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Little half domes? Not exactly specific, but I'll see what I can do."

— Second reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

— Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

— When the crew receives the vodka.

"You guys get your, thing, okay?"

— When the crew receives the golden rod.

Downed/Revived/Hurt

"Back in the fight."

— After being revived

"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."

— After being revived.

"Couldn't live without me, could ya?"

— After being revived

"Well that was kinda' embarrassing."

— After being revived

"Hello?! Can someone help a woman in need here?"

— After being downed

"Guys,...I'm in a little bit of trouble here!"

— After being downed

"How close do you need to get?"

— After being hit by a Zombie.

"What are you, a paparazzi?"

— After being hit by a Zombie.

Cold Water

"Getting frostbite was so not on my list of things to do today!"

— When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

— When freezing in water.

"I really didn't dress for the cold..."

— When freezing in water.

"Hello? Girl in the ice here! Girl in the ice!"

— When frozen in water.

Interactive

" Go, Danny, go!"

— When Sarah watches Danny Trejo take the Flinger

"You've been Trejo'd sucker!"

— After watching Danny Trejo get a knife kill

"Sock it to 'em, Danny!"

— After witnessing multiple kills from Danny Trejo

"Keep poppin' those dead heads, Danny."

— After witnessing multiple kills by Danny Trejo

"We have to save that tattoo!"

— When Danny Trejo is downed

"Danny's nearly zombie food!"

— After Danny is downed

"Hang in there, Danny!"

— When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies

"Got lucky there, Rooker. First time for everything."

— After seeing Michael Rooker get a headshot

"I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed!"

— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Ha! (Sarcastic) A big, tough Southern boy like you needing help?"

— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Rooker! Get back here and finish the job!"

— After Michael Rooker makes a crawler

"Um, you left the bit that bites!"

— After Rooker makes a crawler

" (In a snobby tone) Later, Rooker."

— When Sarah watches Michael Rooker take the Flinger

" (In a worried tone) Try to not land on your face!"

— When she watches Robert Englund take the Flinger

Weather

"At least there's a break in the weather."

— After the weather returns to normal.

"Maybe now we can see a way out."

— After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

— After the fog starts to set in.

"I am so not dressed for the cold!"

— Reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-Cola

"Sweet and sour! I'm sweet...the drink's sour."

— After drinking Stamin-Up

"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

— After receiving Juggernog.

"Ugh...erm...kind of got a fishy kick to it."

— After receiving Quick Revive.

"I actually payed money to taste that?"

— After receiving Speed Cola.

"I don't know if we should be drinking this stuff."

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"Ugh, tastes like prunes.... old prunes."

— After receiving PhD Flopper.

"Mmmmm that's nice. I like it! What does it do?"

— After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger

"Hey, I can see my house from here."

— From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

— While using the Flinger.

Zipline

"Look out below!"

— While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

— While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

— While riding the Zipline.

Power-Ups

"Yeah!"

— After receiving a Nuke.

"This thing's bigger than me!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"Don't think I'm only excited because of a sale."

— After getting Fire Sale

"Cheap guns. God bless America!"

— After getting Fire Sale

"Double points, double joy!"

— Upon getting Double Points.

"Juice me, baby!"

— After getting max ammo.

"Nice! A little home improvement."

— After getting Carpenter.

Miscellaneous

"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

— Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

— Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

"Music, huh?"

— When activating the last rock for the hidden song.

Robert Englund

Beginning of the match

"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"I think we lost our director.....and the power."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"Anyone else feel a little confused?"

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"You know if this is a joke George, it's not very funny."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

Rounds

"So, did we win? Hm?"

— Reaching Round 5

"It's over.. It's finally over!"

— Reaching Round 10

"This has gotta be the end!"

— Reaching Round 20

"I get the feeling we're never going home."

— Reaching Round 35

"Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"

— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/mods to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies

"You're grounded, dude!"

— After making a crawler

"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."

— When George gets into water.

"Where's my glove when I need it?"

— When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"

— Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep coming! Keep dying!"

— After multiple kills.

"You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"

— Getting a headshot.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Not fair! Who said you could run?!"

— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

— When scoring multiple kills.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

— Said after multiple kills. (A reference to his character Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Call zombie casting. We're gonna need more extras."

— After getting multiple kills in a row

"Slice them and dice them.. oh, reminds me of a movie."

— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Yeah! Remember me?! I know how to slash!"

— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Yuck! *short pause* A face, only a mother would love."

— After killing a zombie with a headshot. (Possible reference to Freddy Vs. Jason)

"Ow, ow, that hurt! A lot!"

— When electrocuted by George or a zombie

"I feel like I licked a battery."

— After being electrocuted

"BZZTZZTZZTZZTZZTZZ, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

— After being electrocuted

Mystery Box

"Appears in Vegas, disappears in Vegas... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"

— Getting a Teddy Bear.

"Laugh all you want but I WILL FIND YOU!"

— after getting a teddy bear

"Can I at least get a refund?"

— Getting a teddy bear.

"You DO know you're sending me to my death don't you?"

— Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

Weapons

"I heard these were perfect for beginners."

— Receiving the M72 LAW or the China Lake from the Mystery Box.

"Say hello to my big fat friend."

— After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)

"Haha! Did I win the Raffle!?"

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.

"Oh my!.... Does this come with a manual?"

— Getting the Scavenger

"(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"

— Getting the Scavenger

"Things get desperate, can always wack 'em in the face.."

— Getting the Scavenger

"(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"

— After planting a claymore.

"Ready for a surprise? No? Eh, me neither."

— After planting a claymore.

"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

— Getting a sniper.

"Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."

— Getting a Matryoshka Doll. (Reference to the film Transformers.)

"Why not just give me a potato gun?!"

— After getting a CZ75 or Python.

"I'm struggling with these, I really am!"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"I've always been more of a one-hand guy."

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"What do I do if I get an itch??"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"Question... how do I reload?"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone) I would be happy to keep my distance."

— Getting a sniper.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""

— Getting a SMG.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

— Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"

— After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing?"

— After getting an LMG or FN FAL.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

— After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"

— After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

— After getting Matryoshka Dolls

"RPK! My favorite!"

— When he gets an RPK from the box.

"Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."

— After getting a weaker weapon.

Ammo

"What, am I supposed to fight bare-handed? Should I take my shirt off too?"

— When running out of ammo.

"Uh oh, that's not a good sign."

— When running out of ammo.

"Is there an ammo store around here?"

— when running out of ammo.

"Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!"

— When running out of ammo.

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

— When out of ammo.

"Last clip, this does NOT look good."

— When running out of ammo.

"*ahem* Pardon? Uh, could we get a runner to get us some more ammo?"

— When out of ammo.

"You know how much ammo I got? One less than one!"

— When out of ammo.

Pack-A-Punch

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off."

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Possible reference to Freddy vs Jason)

"Welcome to my world zombies!"

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Another reference to A Nightmare On Elm Street)

"Better! Much better I think... let's go try it out! "

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"And to think I turned down the Royal Shakespeare company for this."

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"I'd like a large decaf please. "

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish

Perk-A-Cola

"(Gulps) Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."

— After drinking Juggernog.

"(Gulps, chokes, then chuckles) I think there was a hair in that."

— After drinking Speed Cola.

"(Wheezes) All I taste is chemicals."

— After drinking PhD Flopper.

"Hmm....that's pretty good root beer!"

— After drinking Double Tap.

"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"So this will make me run, hmm? Ahh, not to the men's room, I hope."

— After drinking Stamin-Up

"A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."

— After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

Zipline

"How do I STOP!!??"

— Using the Zipline.

"I know for a fact this place has NEVER had a full safety inspection!"

— Using the Zipline

"Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"

— Using the Zipline

"Ah, the majesty of flight."

— Using the Flinger

"Shit!... How am I gonna land?"

— Using the Flinger

"I feel the wind, beneath my wings..."

— Using the Flinger

Water

"Well, at least it's not fire."

— When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

— Said when in the water too long.

"This is so c..c..cold..COLD"

— When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

— After walking in water.

"Please help! I don't wanna freeze to death!"

— When he becomes frozen in water

"Help meeeeeeeeee!"

— When frozen in water

Weather

"Ah, that's better... we can finally see. Eh,... kinda liked it better when we couldn't."

— When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

— When weather clears up.

"Well, the storm has passed... (very quietly) for now."

— When the blizzard starts.

Downed/Hurt/Revived

"Guys something went wrong here! I'm on the floor!"

— When downed.

"No one started eating me yet but that could change!"

— When downed.

"I'll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough."

— When revived.

"I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."

— When revived.

"Don't let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"

— When downed.

"Woooh... I thought I'd never wake up."

— When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)

"(Laughs) I'm glad you came along when you did!"

— When revived

"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."

— Upon getting revived.

Power-Ups

"Man and death machine!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"(slight giggle) Well, this is a special occasion!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

— After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

— After getting Insta-kill.

"Hey props! Prop department! You just saved my life! Thank you."

— After receiving a Max Ammo.

"Who did that? Was tha-? Was that us?"

— After getting a Nuke

"Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."

— After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Interactive

"I'll wave to you, Mike."

— When Michael Rooker is about to take the Flinger

"Try to land on a big group of 'em, Trejo."

— Said when Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

"(Sarcastic) Sorry, Trejo. Accident."

— When Englund sets off the Flinger and Trejo is launched

"Try flappin' your arms, Trejo!"

— When Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

Miscellaneous

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

— After finding the hidden song.

"This, is my REWARD?!"

— After finding the hidden song.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

— When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money.

"C'mo-c'mo-c'mon, how much?"

— When attempting to buy a door with a minimum amount of points

Danny Trejo

Beginning of the match

"That was no ordinary storm...THAT was Cucuy."

— Starting of a match

"Evil walks among us. It took George, and it'll try to take us too"

— Starting of a match

"Unless we figure out how to get the power back on, we won't live to see daybreak."

— Starting of a match

Zombies

"El pan de los muertos (dead's bread)."

— Upon getting multiple kills, it's a reference to the traditional mexican bread on "día de muertos" (Day of the Dead)

"Them sound like fightin' words."

— Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

— Upon getting a headshot (a reference to the movie Predator, which Danny Trejo was in the 2010 sequel).

"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"

— Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

— Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

— After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"

— Upon getting multiple kills.

"Haha Vandalos muertos! (Dead thiefs!)"

— Upon getting multiple kills

"Shit, I'ts like Soledad (Prison) all over again"

— When being chased / surronded by a large group of zombies.

"I'll walk right through you"

— After getting a knife kill during Insta-kill

"I'll stare you down chivala"

— After getting multiple kills

Rounds

"That wasn't so bad.."

— Reaching Round 5.

"FUCK YOU, Cucuy!"

— Reaching Round 10.

"You zombies tired yet?"

— Reaching Round 20.

"Shit.. this is one loooooong day."

— Reaching Round 35.

"Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"

— Reaching Round 50.

Weapons

"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

— When buying an SMG

"This shit legal?"

— When obtaining a Crossbow, M72LAW or China Lake.

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

— Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

— Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

— Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

— Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

— Buying an SMG.

"Chamber's empty."

— Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

— Holding an empty weapon.

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

— Buying an SMG.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

— Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

— Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

— After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I don't even know what this is!"

— After getting a V-R11.

"I'ts shit like this thats gonna save our lives"

— After getting an assault rifle from the box

"Being scared won't help, having this will"

— After getting an assault rifle from the box

"Good against one, but not against many"

— After getting a sniper rifle from the box

Pack-a-Punch

"What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don't know.."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

This is a reference to the fact that the setting for Call of the Dead is a movie set and that they are in a game: Call of Duty: Black Ops. "...inside a movie inside a game."

"You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"This is a piece of fuckin' machinery right here."

— After getting a Pack-a-Punch'd weapon.

George A. Romero

"It's working! He's calming down."

— When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/Hurt

"Gaaaaahhh!"

— When hit by an electrocuted zombie

"No one zaps me!"

— Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

— Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

— Upon being revived

"Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"

— Upon Being Revived

Power-ups

"Orale (All right)."

— When Getting Max Ammo.

"Double points? What is this shit?"

— After getting a Double Points.

"Who you talking to?"

— When Getting Nuke

"Whoa man that was crazy!"

— After getting a Nuke

"Holy shit!"

— After getting a Nuke

"Cucuy is talking to us"

— Upon getting an Insta-kill

Flinger

"You're like an angel, Sarah!"

— Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.

"Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"

— Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.

"Coming in hot!"

— Said when using the Flinger.

"Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"

— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Can dead people fly!?"

— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

— Said when taking the Flinger.

Zipline

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"

— When Riding Zipline

Water

"Can't survive long in this water!"

— When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (balls) right off."

— When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

— When freezing in water.

Weather

"Fogs rolling in again."

— When weather becomes foggy.

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

— When weather clears up.

"I'm telling ya, it's Cucuy's work for sure!"

— When the weather becomes foggy

"Storms clearing, who knows for how long. Let's get moving."

— When weather clears up.

Perk-a-Cola

"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

— After buying Juggernog.

"Agh! Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"

— When buying PhD Flopper.

"If this shit makes me faster, I ain't gonna complain."

— When buying Speed Cola.

"Ahh. This meant to make me an athlete? I've been running half my life."

— After buying Stamin-up

"I'm a crackshot assassin now!"

— After buying Deadshot Daquiri

"Ahh, that's some good shit!"

— After buying Double Tap

Interactive

"Nice shootin', girl!"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"At least Sarah can handle herself."

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Shit! That's pretty good, girl!"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"When'd you learn how to shoot so good?"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Hey Englund, Sarah's twice the man you are! (Laughs) She's got bigger nuts."

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"We'll make a man out of you yet, Englund! (Laughs)"

— When Englund gets a headshot

Miscellaneous

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

— Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

— When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

— When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"

— When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"FUCK YOU CUCUY!"

— Randomly.

Michael Rooker

Beginning of the match

"As much as it pains me to say it, I think George has gone to lunch. If ya' know what I mean."

— Beginning of the match

"Doesn't look like this storm is lettin' up. Nobody's comin' to help us."

— Beginning of the match

"I think the storm blew out the power. Best get to fixing it."

— Upon the beginning of a match.

Zombies

Close Range

"Dumb as a post, dead as a doornail!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Ha ha! Oh yeah, baby, you been ridden hard and hung up wet!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Y'all are barking up the wrong tree, now!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"If brains were leather, you wouldn't have enough to saddle a june bug, boy!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"That's close enough, ugly!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"If I say you're dead, you really oughtta just lay down."

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

Headshot

"Let's see you run like a chicken with its head cut off."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Oh yeah, I'm a crack shot!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"H-h-hey, I'm just havin' fun, boy!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Ain't no harm done!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Your damn brain ought to have a little bit more room to breathe."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Well, didn't you get beat with a big ol' ugly stick."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"You are so damn buck-toothed, you could eat corn on the cob through a keyhole!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"You're out for the count, zombie!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"That one ain't gettin' up anytime soon!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Woo-hoo, yeah, ha ha ha ha!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

Limbshot

"Ah, ha-ha! You're learning something about loss, are ya?"

— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Brother, I know how it feels to lose a hand."

— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off. (Referencing The Walking Dead)

"I just blew off your girlfriend!"

— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Look at the bright side, I just saved you money on gloves!"

— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.

"Well, looks like you ain't gonna be answering any questions in class."

— Upon shooting a zombie's arm off.

Revenge

"Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"You done bit off more than you could chew now, boy."

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Yeah, you just got your ass kicked, didn't ya?"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Close enough, meathead!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

Multiple kills

"Oh yeah, how's that for Southern hospitality?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Is that all you dumbasses got? Come on, bring it on!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"If y'all can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Don't you mess with me, I'm tougher than a tomcat with no balls."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I am busier than a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Y'all've gone and signed your own death warrant."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"*laughs* Y'all don't come back now, y'here?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Good God, I could do this shit all day long!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Ain't you gettin' tired of dying yet, zombies?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Yeah, gettin' a little big for your britches, weren't ya?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I'm gonna go through ya like grass through a goose."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Ya think your mama's gonna be proud?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"God-doggit, you guys are dumber than a bag of rocks!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Shit happens, huh? Started counting your chickens 'fore they hatched, didn't ya?"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

Sprinters

"Go ahead, run all you want. You'll just die tired."

— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.

"Hey boy, why you in such a hurry?"

— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.

"I call bullshit on that, zombies don't run!"

— Upon seeing a sprinting zombie.

Electric

"Damn, y'all ain't the regular zombies, are ya?"

— Upon seeing an electric zombie.

"Yup, looks like they got just a little bit more pep."

— Upon seeing an electric zombie.

"You electric bastards better not come near me!"

— Upon seeing an electric zombie.

"Get the hell back off me, you sparky sons of bitches!"

— Upon seeing an electric zombie.

Crawler

"Look at you, you ain't but knee-highed or grasshopper."

— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.

"You went off a little half-cocked!"

— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.

"Hell, you look like something the dog's been keeping under the house."

— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.

"He's halfway to hell, now."

— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.

"Still some meat on them bones."

— Upon shooting a zombie's legs off.

"Sonny boy, you let your mouth overload your butt!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"I think it's high time you had a nap, stumpy!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"Get your face where it belongs, in the dirt!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"Eatin' off the floor is bad manners."

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"While you were just layin' there like a bump on a log."

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"Get the hell off me, you scum-sucking pig-vermin!"

— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

"I don't take kindly to your bitin', zombie."

— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

"Why don't you just crawl away and die?"

— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

"You're chewing on the wrong foot there, son."

— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

"There ain't much meat on my ankle, flesh-boy."

— Upon getting hit by a legless zombie.

Knife

"You are uglier than the east end of a horse headed west!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"You could make a preacher cuss!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"I reckon you're just about done!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"I warned you, didn't I?"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"And stay down!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"You stay quiet now, y'hear?"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

Sickle

"Keep bleedin'."

— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

"Boy, you get to sit this one out."

— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

"You are pissin' me off."

— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

"Your part just got cut."

— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

"Batter up!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the sickle.

Explosive

"Oh hell yeah! Now that was more than a couple of cherry bombs!"

— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

"Oh hell yeah! You just got lit up like the fourth of July!"

— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

"Oh yeah, zombies go boom!"

— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

"Hey boy, y'all got insurance?"

— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

"Woo-hoo, yeah! Ain't gonna be much left after that!"

— Upon killing a zombie with explosives.

Claymore

"Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how's your garden grow? Ha ha ha, with explosives, sucker!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.

"Oh yeah, I'll just leave this right here."

— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.

"Come on now, ya meatheads, come on, come and get it."

— Upon killing a zombie with a claymore.

Ray Gun

"I like this shit, it's like a damn laser show! Holy mother of goodness, goddamn shit! I like it!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"This damn gun's from the future, a future you ain't gonna see!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Eat it, meathead!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Saved-uh, your ass has been vaporized-uh!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Take it and die."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

Matryoshka Doll

"*laughs* Sic 'em, boy!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.

"Go get 'em, doll face!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.

"Alright now, better do me some good, little man!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a Matryoshka doll.

Scavenger

"You're gonna blow... Now! *laughs*"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.

"Time is a-ticking."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.

"Down and out!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Scavenger.

V-R11

"I hope you got some quick feet, boy."

— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

"Look at him go."

— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

"Yeah, they're on him like flies on shit, look at him go."

— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

"Go, now get him zombies, eat him up."

— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

"Don't run this way, you ain't got no friends here!"

— Upon shooting a zombie with the V-R11.

Wunderwaffe DG-2

"You guys just got yo asses zapped-uh!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Woo-hoo, yeah! I'm happier than a dog with 2 Peters!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"I gotta be honest with ya, I really enjoyed that."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

Surrounded

"They're on me like stink on a pole cat."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"I am looking at a whole lot of ugly!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Damn, you guys are meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Ahh... yup. I think I'm looking at a major ass-kicking here."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Shit, ain't you a big family."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil-uh!"

— Upon becoming surrounded. A reference to Psalms 23:4, a passage in the Bible.

"Ah, yeah. I'm as nervous as a rooster in a henhouse here."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"You guys sure looking hungry right now."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Dammit man, they're on me like white on rice!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Damn it, am I the only one still kicking?"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Looks like I got myself in quite a pickle, here!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Y'all really should say grace before supper."

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Back your asses off, now, y'all hear?"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"You think you're tough, just 'cause your friends are here?"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Can I get some help? I'm looking at wall to wall uglies, y'all!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

"Much as it pains me to admit, I could use a little assistance!"

— Upon becoming surrounded.

Rounds

"Now that's how you do this shit!"

— Upon reaching round 5.

"Oh hell yeah. I think I'm ready for more, now!"

— Upon reaching round 10.

"Shit! We breakin' records yet?"

— Upon reaching round 20.

"Damn, y'all! This is going on longer than most wars!"

— Upon reaching round 35.

"Hell, yeah! Somebody thinks they're a little bit special! I'm a gamer, yeah."

— Upon reaching round 50.

Ammo

"Oh, no guys, I'm a little out of ammo, here."

— When low on ammo.

"I've got less than five shots."

— When low on ammo.

"I'm just gonna have to start using my bare hands in a minute."

— When low on ammo.

"I'm gonna be deader than a doornail if I don't get some more ammo, here."

— When low on ammo.

"I'm gonna have to make every one of these count."

— When low on ammo.

"These guns ain't worth shit without ammo."

— When out of ammo.

"Color me stupid, I'm out of ammo."

— When out of ammo.

"Things ain't lookin' too good, folks."

— When out of ammo.

"I'm gonna have to be slicker than an eel if I wanna get myself some more ammo."

— When out of ammo.

"Circle the wagons, friends, I am completely out of ammo."

— When out of ammo.

Weapons

"Yeah, let's watch 'em run like a scalded dog!"

— Upon buying an getting Rifle.

"Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, well don't that just beat all?"

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"Yo baby, I got myself a Machine gun."

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"Lookie here."

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"Well, if that don't put pepper in the gumbo."

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"This equipped with armour pissing rounds? You know, for hunting?"

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"I will deliver us from evil! Saved, brother!"

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"I am a zombie killing machine!"

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"It be hunting season, my man."

— Upon getting an Assault Rifle.

"Oh, hell yes. This'll cut through 'em like butter."

— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.

"Yeah, that's right, it's a gun... for self-defense. Obviously."

— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.

"How come we have to pay for this? Huh? Just don't make no sense."

— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.

"Oh, I think I know how to handle one of these, thank you."

— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.

"Well, I prefer something a little heavier. Yeah, but this ain't too shabby."

— Upon getting a Sub-Machine gun.

"Good thing I can shoot the ball hairs off a dog."

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"Those things get any closer, I ain't gonna have a snowballs chance in hell."

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"Come on, y'all bitches, let's go hunting."

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"I was hoping for something with a little bit more kick to it. You know what I mean?"

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"If life gives you lemons, you throw lemons at 'em! Idiot!"

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"I reckon I got's to find myself a hidin' place."

— Upon getting a Sniper Rifle.

"Straight to the zombie-killing point, boys."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"Zombies, I'm gonna put you down for good."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"Alright ladies, time to go hunting."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"I'm just not in a good mood, as this shotgun of mine's about to demonstrate."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"Oh, I got the goods... right here, my friend."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"Time to put up or shut up."

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"This is gonna wake the neighbors! *laughs* Yeah!"

— Upon getting a Shotgun.

"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

— Getting a LMG.

"Oh hell yeah, I got me some explosives now!"

— Upon getting an explosive weapon.

"If in doubt, blow 'em to kingdom come!"

— Upon getting an explosive weapon.

"Oh yeah, *laughs* this is much more like it."

— Upon getting an explosive weapon.

"Ready to fire and forget!"

— After getting an explosive weapon.

"Damn right. This'll cut to the point."

— Upon buying a Sickle.

"I will find you, and I will cut you."

— Upon buying a Sickle.

"Y'all ready to bleed?"

— Upon buying a Sickle.

"I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes, zombies."

— Upon buying a Sickle.

"Get down!"

— Upon buying a Sickle.

Mystery Box

"Damn, that's enough to depress the Devil himself!"

— Upon getting a pistol.

"Oh come on, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!"

— Upon getting a pistol.

"This is about as handy as a back pocket in a shirt."

— Upon getting a pistol.

"This here's about as much use as a tit on a boar."

— Upon getting a pistol.

"I'm as sorry as a two dollar watch."

— Upon getting a pistol.

"Oh, okay, I like it. But where do I put my beer?"

— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.

"I guess I'll have to start killing them two at a time now, huh?"

— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's

"You get twice the firepower with this gun, son."

— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.

"Hell, boy, I could walk and chew bubble-gum."

— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.

"Come on... zombies... come out, come out, wherever you are...*laughs*"

— Upon getting dual wielded CZ75's.

"Oh, shit baby. When this thing goes off, ya better take cover."

— Upon getting a launcher.

"Ready to fire and forget."

— Upon getting a launcher.

"Oh yeah, this'll put some fire under their ass. *laughs*"

— Upon getting a launcher.

"Well, waddya got? Well look at that, it's a baby toy!"

— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.

"Well, this looks about as useful as a chocolate fireguard!"

— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.

"What the hell in tarnation is this all about?"

— Upon getting a Matryoshka doll.

"You don't see this but once in a blue moon."

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"What the hell in the lord's name is this?"

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Yeah, I saw one of these in a comic book once."

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Woo-hoo! Yeah, baby, tie me to a pig and roll me in mud!"

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Well, don't this beat all?"

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Hey, this thing a toy or something?"

— Upon getting a Ray Gun.

"Well, don't that beat all?"

— Upon getting a V-R11.

"Oh, shit yes! I got myself something real special this time!"

— Upon getting a V-R11.

"Oh, you know what? I ain't got no idea where this shit comes from, but I like it!"

— Upon getting a V-R11.

"What the hell in tarnation is this damn thing?"

— Upon getting a V-R11.

"This ain't like nothing I've ever seen before."

— Upon getting a V-R11.

"Now this here looks made for hunting zombies."

— Upon getting a Scavenger.

"Hell yeah, I got me a real gun now!"

— Upon getting a Scavenger.

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna have me some fun with this one."

— Upon getting a Scavenger.

"Guns are easy to get... I can make a phone call and get a gun... Anybody can get a gun."

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

"Hey, you think I fell off a turnip truck yesterday?"

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

"Looks like I got the short end of the stick on that damn deal, didn't I?"

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

"Damn, that makes madder than a mule chewing bumblebees."

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

"Now, where in the world did that thing go?"

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear.

Power Ups

"Much obliged."

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"Uh-huh. Y'all hear that?"

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"Thank-ya thank-ya, my prayers have been answered."

— Upon getting a Max Ammo power-up.

"I reckon that'll buy us a little bit more time."

— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Well son, the Devil makes work for idle hands."

— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up. A reference to the saying "Idle hands are the Devil's playthings".

"Dad-gummit, don't that just take the cake."

— Upon getting a Carpenter power-up.

"Good thing, too, I'm poorer than a church mouse."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Now we got a fightin' chance."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"Okay, now it's time to make ourselves some serious green."

— Upon getting a Double Points power-up.

"We're gonna finish 'em all up in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.

"Them damn, stupid, sons of bitches were gettin' above their raising."

— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.

"I'm just about to give 'em the whuppin' of a lifetime."

— Upon getting an Insta-Kill power-up.

"What the hell in Lucifer's name was that?!"

— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.

"Holy shit!"

— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.

"That oughtta knock the fight out of 'em."

— Upon getting a Nuke power-up.

"There ya go, now who says you can't get blood from a turnip?"

— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.

"I think it's high time we loaded our asses up."

— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.

"Come on, y'all, get 'em while they're hot."

— Upon getting a Fire Sale power-up.

"Come on, you brain-dead vermints."

— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.

"Who's first?"

— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.

"Let's go!"

— Upon getting a Death Machine power-up.

"Aw yeah, this looks all kinds of special!"

— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.

"Ugh, I saw this one on a late night infomercial."

— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.

"Hell yes! Electric bugaloo!"

— Upon getting a Lightning Bolt power-up.

Pack-a-Punch

"Let's see what this little doo-hickey can do."

— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"End of the world... what do you want me to say? Some piffy one-liners? Shit... "

— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"I've been on some pretty bad sets, but this one here sure as hell takes the buttered biscuit."

— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"Truth is, most of us would just try to make the best of whatever time we got left with our nearest and dearest."

— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"You know my friend, when faced with the zombie apocalypse, most of us would cower in the corner and shit our pants."

— Upon waiting for the Pack-a-Punch.

"The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want."

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Hallelujah, brother! Saved-uh!"

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Now ain't this a fine piece of engineering."

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Ask, brothers and sisters, and thou shalt recieve-uh!"

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"What's better than a fully loaded shotgun? This is!"

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Praise the lord, I am ready to unleash my wrath upon the horde!"

— Upon getting a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

George A. Romero

"Holy shit! George is coming!"

— Upon George spawning.

"Woah! Zombie George! What up, my man?"

— Upon George spawning.

"Zombie George is headed our way!"

— Upon George spawning.

"Shit, he's rabid!"

— Upon angering George.

"Mmm... Ow, man, gah! Ow! That ain't fair!"

— Upon getting attacked by George.

"Goddamn it, my teeth are still a little bit tingly!"

— Upon getting attacked by George.

"That's it now, George. Just take a minute. Calm yourself down."

— Upon George entering the water and calming down.

"He ain't done! 'Least not yet!"

— Upon weakening George.

"The hell? He's still ticking!"

— Upon weakening George.

"Damn, you can take a beatin' George!"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"Hey, Georgie boy! Losin' your power, there?"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"Not so tough now, are ya George?"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"I think he's gettin' weaker!"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"Look at his light, y'all! It's flickering!"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"What the hell's the deal with that light?"

— Upon George's light flashing.

"*Laughs* Ya'll don't come back now, ya hear?"

— Upon killing George.

"Where the hell did he go?"

— Upon killing George.

Flinger

"I am king of the skies, woo-hoo!"

— Upon using the Flinger.

"Holy Shit!"

— Upon using the Flinger.

"Damn, this is fun!"

— Upon using the Flinger.

"Ha ha ha ha, you must of played a pilot before!"

— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.

"Brace yourself, buddy."

— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.

"Have a good flight!"

— Upon seeing Danny or Robert use the Flinger.

"You go, girl!"

— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.

"I'm just seeing if it's safe for people, that's all."

— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.

"Okay, you're clear for take-off."

— Upon seeing Sarah use the Flinger.

"If you don't like it, you can giiit out!"

— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.

"Shit, this looks like fun."

— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.

"I'm gonna have to put some distance between me and you, son."

— Upon seeing a zombie use the Flinger.

Zipline

"Hell yeah, only way to travel!"

— Upon using the zipline.

"Hell yeah, sure beats walking!"

— Upon using the Zipline.

"Look out below!"

— Upon using the Zipline.

Downed/Revived

"Oh, son of a bitch caught me off guard!"

— Upon getting downed.

"I would say it's probably in everybody's best interest to help me up."

— Upon getting downed.

"Ho damn it, I got caught with my pants down."

— Upon getting downed.

"The damn bastards got lucky!"

— Upon getting downed.

"Hello? Somebody wanna help me up?"

— Upon getting downed.

"Ah, I sure thought I was a goner."

— Upon getting revived.

"Oh, damn it, I sure got caught with my pants, didn't I?"

— Upon getting revived.

"Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"

— Upon getting revived.

"Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."

— Upon getting revived.

"Sometimes I think I could trip on the cord on the cordless phone."

— Upon getting revived.

Perk-a-Cola

"Oh, God! What the hell is this stuff? Skunk-juice?"

— Upon drinking Quick Revive.

"Oh yeah, that'll put hair on the balls."

— Upon drinking Juggernog.

"Even just a little bitty-bit of this stuff makes me feisty."

— Upon drinking Speed Cola.

"Oh, yeah! This moonshine?"

— Upon drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

"Good...DOGGIT! This stuff just don't taste right."

— Upon drinking PhD Flopper.

"Oh yeah! Now I got my stuff."

— Upon drinking Stamin-Up.

"This is niiice, sweeter than a speckled pup in a painted wagon."

— Upon drinking Deadshot Daquiri.

Water

"Damn, it's as cold as a witch's tit."

— Upon entering the water.

"Oh my god I need to get the hell outta this water."

— Upon entering the water.

"I guess this is what they meant by hell freezing over, huh?"

— Upon entering the water.

"Oh, shit! Now this ain't good!"

— Upon freezing in the water.

"Yo, guys? Hello? Li'l stuck here!"

— Upon freezing in the water.

"Get me the hell out of this damn ice!"

— Upon freezing in the water.

Weather

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

— Upon the weather fogging up.

"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

— Upon the weather fogging up. (a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"It's a new dawn, people! Fog's-ah clearing praise Lord."

— Upon the weather clearing up.

"Finally, a break in the weather."

— Upon the weather clearing up.

Interactive

"Nice going, Bobby! That was what you were aiming at, right?"

— Upon Robert getting a headshot.

"Bobby boy! Yeah, way to go, you kickin' ass now, my man!"

— Upon Robert getting a headshot.

"Go on, Bobby. Show 'em who's boss."

— Upon Robert getting a headshot.

"Go on now, take it to 'em, Bobby."

— Upon Robert getting a headshot.

"Bobby boy, you are what zombies have nightmares about."

— Upon Robert getting a headshot.

"I got your back, brother, I'm on my way!"

— Upon Robert being surrounded.

"Hang on there, Bobby boy! Try to feed them your third leg, they like that shit!"

— Upon Robert being surrounded.

"You fight him, you fight me! Got it, meatheads?"

— Upon Robert being surrounded.

"Leave him alone, you scum-sucking pigs!"

— Upon Robert being surrounded.

"I'm rootin' for you, Robert!"

— Upon Robert being surrounded.

"You're only halfway done there, Bobby!"

— Upon Robert making a crawler.

"He's still kickin', finish him up!"

— Upon Robert making a crawler.

"Quit teasing on him, Bobby!"

— Upon Robert making a crawler.

"Come on now, Bobby, they're like worms, you gotta squish both halves!"

— Upon Robert making a crawler.

"Come on Bobby, finish 'em off! Hell, he's just gonna be dragging himself around like a dog with an itchy butt!"

— Upon Robert making a crawler.

"You sure you can shoot straight, girl?"

— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.

"Damn. Did the recoil hit one sneaking up on you?"

— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.

"There ya go sugar plum, you finally hit that damn barn door, didn't ya? *chuckles*"

— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.

"Damn it girl, you are just full of surprises!"

— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.

"That little lady done got herself a trophy."

— Upon Sarah getting a headshot.

"What's the matter, Sarah? Can't do that 'spin and kick' anymore?"

— Upon Sarah being surrounded.

"Ya painted yorself into a corner, Sarah girl."

— Upon Sarah being surrounded.

"You are up shit creek without a paddle, my girl. And you don't even got a canoe."

— Upon Sarah being surrounded.

"Quit ya squawking, girly girl. I'll get my ass over there and bail your ass out."

— Upon Sarah being surrounded.

"Sarah, darling, you sound madder than an old wet hen!"

— Upon Sarah being surrounded.

"Damn it, woman! You know what, if you threw yourself on the ground, you'd probably miss!"

— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

"I ain't about to clean up your mess, girly girl."

— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

"Finish what you started, Sarah baby!"

— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

"Sarah darling, you'd bring a tear to a glass eye!"

— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

"What's the matter, Sarah? You ain't got the stomach for it?"

— Upon Sarah making a crawler.

Easter Egg

"What the hell'd you just say?"

— Upon walking past the vault.

"Ah, well, look the hell who's talkin', shorty."

— Upon walking past the vault.

"Comments like that will get you an ass-whuppin', boy."

— Upon walking past the vault.

"You ain't in no damn position to make requests, little man."

— Upon walking past the vault.

"You think this is funny?"

— Upon walking past the vault.

"Something's familiar about you..."

— Upon walking past the vault.

"Fuse, huh? You better not be sending me on a wild goose chase, my friend."

— Upon knifing the vault.

"Got it."

— Upon putting the fuse in the fuse box.

"Yeah, that takes care of the lights."

— Upon going to the vault after putting the fuse in the fuse box.

"Hell yeah. Why wouldn't I want to blow more shit up."

— Upon being told to destroy the generators.

"All right, the domes are in itty-bitty pieces, whaddya need now."

— Upon going to the vault after destroying the generators.

"This better not be some drunken prank."

— Upon being told to get the vodka.

"Son of a bitch! I broke the darn bottle!"

— Upon breaking the vodka bottle.

"Got the bottle."

— Upon retrieving the vodka.

"I hope you got the damn bottle, 'cause I ain't going looking for another one."

— Upon going to the vault after retrieving the vodka.

"The hell, you guys crazy? I got a goddamn good mind to shoot you myself!"

— Upon being told to get the golden rod.

"Uh-huh. I can't imagine what they're gonna do with this shit. Probably don't wanna know."

— Upon retrieving the golden rod.

"Okay, you got your lights, you got your bottles, you got your staff, anything else you wanna add?"

— Upon going to the vault after retrieving the golden rod.

"Hey, this is the last time, y'hear?"

— Upon being told to fix the fuse a second time.

"That's it. I'm done. You guys gonna help us out now?"

— Upon going to the vault after fixing the fuse a second time.

Miscellaneous

"Damn it, I ain't got a pot to piss in."

— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.

"I've got a champagne taste with a beer pocketbook!"

— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.

"You're gonna put yourself out of business with them prices."

— Upon trying to buy something without requisite points.

"What the hell? Somebody turn on a jukebox?"

— Upon activating all three meteors.

"This one goes out to all y'all zombies in the audience!"

— Upon activating all three meteors.

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

— Said randomly. (a reference to Walking Dead)

George A. Romero

As he comes out of the lake

"I need... TO EAT!"

— When he comes out of the lake

"I need... something... TO EAT!"

— As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.

Seeing a player

"Whose name's above the title?"

— Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I can see you!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"Good to see you!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"There you are!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"

— When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

— Upon seeing the player.

"Time to get to work."

— Upon seeing the player.

Seeing a player trying to run away

"Come here, I just want to give you a hug."

— Upon watching a player run away.

"Aww, now, don't run away."

— Upon watching a player run away.

"You can't outrun me, well you can but DON'T!"

— Upon watching a player run away.

"It doesn't have to be like this!"

— Upon watching a player run away.

"You're putting this production in jeopardy!"

— Upon watching a player run away.

"We're all friends here."

— Upon watching a player run away.

"Alright, people. Break for lunch!"

— Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"You are the bad guy!"

— Said randomly when player is not in sight.

"Where are yoooouuuu?"

— Said when not seeing the player for a while.

"No threat here!"

— When not seeing the player.

"Let's do lunch sometime. How 'bout NOW!"

— Said randomly when player is out of sight.

Seeing a player near him

"More blood! I want this set swimming in it."

— Said randomly, when the player is near.

The VR11

"You're wasting your time!"

— Randomly said when you shoot a zombie with the VR11.

"What makes you think... I wanna change?"

— When calmed down by the VR11.

"Ha. That won't work on me, ha ha!"

— Said just before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.

"This. Is who I'm meant, to be."

— Said before enraging after being calmed down by the VR11.

"You actors don't know anything..."

— Said randomly when a player has the VR11 out.

"You can't kill what's already dead..."

— Said before retreating when shot by the VR11 Lazarus

Going into berserk mode

"I thought we were friends!"

— When berserk.

"I want you off my set!"

— When in berserk mode and not seeing a player.

"Why are you doing this?!"

— Going into berserk mode

"Now I'm angry and hungry!"

— While in beserk mode.

"Time to rehearse your death scene!"

— While in beserk mode.

"More gore, MORE GORE!"

— When berserk.

Calmed down

"'"

"So c-c-c-cold!"

— After being walked into the water by a player.

"What's happening?"

— After being walked into the water by a player.

"Feeling, better, now."

— After being walked into the water by a player.

Other

"Hehehehe!"

— Laughs every once in a while.

"Hahahaha!"

— Laughs every once in a while.

"Do I taste blood?"

— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.

"Please...forgive me."

— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.

"Am I retreating?"

— When retreating into the water

"Oh my God. What have I done?"

— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.

"Where am I?"

— When you kill him and he starts to walk under the water.

"Stop it, it hurts!"

— Said sometimes when injuring George.

Original Characters Trapped

Main article: Original Characters Trapped/Quotes