Call of the Dead/Quotes

This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Call of the Dead.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Beginning of the match

"Power's out... at least it's not snowing. Heh."

— After starting a match.

"I wonder what happened to poor George."

— After starting a match.

"Fuse must have blown, better go see if we can find a new one."

— After starting a match.

Rounds

"Is it over?"

— When reaching Round 5

"I guess this isn't over.."

— When reaching Round 10

"Wow, I´m surprised we've lasted this long"

— When reaching Round 20

"This is INSANE!"

— When reaching Round 35

"Someone might be che-e-e-ating."

— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies

"Zombies aren't really my thing."

— Randomly.

"Oh, I think I broke you!"

— After killing a Zombie.

"I warned you!"

— After killing a Zombie.

"Cleanup on aisle four!"

— Sarah after killing zombie that hurt her

"Time for a quick One-Liner - whoops, too late."

— After Getting a Headshot.

"Hey, I'm pretty good at this."

— After getting a headshot on a Zombie.

"Just needed a woman's touch."

— After killing a Zombie.

"Farewell zombie, I barely knew ya'."

— After killing a zombie.

"This can't be fun for you."

— Killing an Zombie

"Like fireworks on the fourth of July but with blood and stuff."

— Killing a group of Zombies

"I'm Sara-ah!"

— After knifing a zombie

Weapons

"No bullets? What evs, I'm a black belt in Tae Kwon Do."

— When out of ammunition.

"Without ammo, I'm a dead duck."

— When out of ammunition.

"I'm out, like completely out."

— When out of ammunition.

"Empty, not good!"

— When out of ammunition.

"No bullets? No chance."

— When out of ammunition.

"Uh, guns need bullets y'know."

— When out of ammunition.

"I'll no-scope sons of bitches if I have to."

— Upon getting the M14 off the wall.

"No more miss nice gal."

— After buying an Olympia.

"Do I look like a sniper to you?"

— After getting a Sniper rifle.

"A SMG for the one and only SMG!"

— After getting a SMG. (Reference to her own initials)

"Gimme a S. Gimme a M. Gimme a G. Gimme the gun!"

— After getting a SMG.

"SMG? This must be for me."

— Upon getting a SMG.

"Hey zombies, I got something for you!"

— After getting a V-R11

"Ray Gun kicks ass"

— When killing a lot of zombies with a Ray Gun

"Big bada boom."

— Upon getting the LAW from the box.

Mystery Box

"Make no mistake, box, I will hunt you down!"

— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Where the hell did it go?"

— After receiving a Teddy Bear in the Mystery Box.

"Good job box keep up the good work."

— Said when getting a Ray Gun from the box

"What does a girl have to do to get a gun around here?"

— Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points.

"I could um, pay you in kisses?"

— Upon trying to open the Mystery Box without the minimum required Points

Pack-a-Punch

"Hey, what's that symbol on the machine... oh I get it. Mature, real mature."

— When Pack-a-Punching a Ray Gun. (A reference to the two depictions of the Ray Gun on the top of the Pack-A-Punch Machine.)

George A. Romero

"Okay George, take it easy."

— When George A. Romero walks into the water and calms down.

"I really hope he doesn't come back."

— Said after killing George

"Uhh, zombie George is back!"

— When George respawns

"I think he's getting weaker! Look at the light!"

— Said when in the process of killing George

"Oh no, here we go."

— When George spawns

Easter Egg

"Sure! Why wouldn't we help some evil-sounding-stranger while we're busy fighting zombies."

— First reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Little half domes? Not exactly specific, but I'll see what I can do."

— Second reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"Uhm.. you guys having a party?"

— Third reaction to Tank/Nikolai/Takeo/Richtofen being trapped in a room.

"I think that says you got the bottle."

— When the crew receives the vodka.

"You guys get your, thing, ok?"

— When the crew receives the golden rod.

Downed/Revived/Hurt

"Back in the fight."

— After being revived

"Phew! I thought my cook was goosed! Wait... other way around."

— After being revived.

"Couldn't live without me, could ya'?"

— After being revived

"Well that was kinda' embarrassing."

— After being revived

"Hello?! Can someone help a woman in need here?"

— After being downed

"Guys,...I'm in a little bit of trouble here!"

— After being downed

"How close do you need to get?"

— After being hit by a Zombie.

"What are you, a paparazzi?"

— After being hit by a Zombie.

Water

"Getting frostbite was SO not on my list of things to do today!"

— When freezing in water.

"This water is freezing!"

— When freezing in water.

"I really didn't dress for the cold..."

— When freezing in water.

Interactive

" Go, Danny, go!"

— When Sarah watches Danny Trejo take the Flinger

"You've been Trejo'd sucker!"

— After watching Danny Trejo get a knife kill

"Sock it to 'em, Danny!"

— After witnessing multiple kills from Danny Trejo

"Keep poppin' those dead heads, Danny."

— After witnessing multiple kills by Danny Trejo

"We have to save that tattoo!"

— When Danny Trejo is downed

"Danny's nearly zombie food!"

— After Danny is downed

"Hang in there, Danny!"

— When Danny Trejo is surrounded by zombies

"Got lucky there, Rooker. First time for everything."

— After seeing Michael Rooker get a headshot

"I'd let them eat you if we weren't so screwed!"

— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Ha! (Sarcastic) A big, tough Southern boy like you needing help?"

— After Michael Rooker comments on being surrounded

"Rooker! Get back here and finish the job!"

— After Michael Rooker makes a crawler

"Um, you left the bit that bites!"

— After Rooker makes a crawler

" (In a snobby tone) Later, Rooker."

— When Sarah watches Michael Rooker take the Flinger

" (In a worried tone) Try to not land on your face!"

— When she watches Robert Englund take the Flinger

Weather

"At least there's a break in the weather."

— After the weather returns to normal.

"Maybe now we can see a way out."

— After the weather returns to normal.

"Fogs getting worse again."

— After the fog starts to set in.

"I am so not dressed for the cold!"

— Reaction to the weather.

Perk-a-Cola

"Sweet and sour! I'm sweet and the drink's sour."

— After drinking Stamin-Up

"First one to make a joke about juggs gets a slap in the face."

— After receiving Juggernog.

"Uh... eh... kind of got a fishy taste to it."

— After receiving Quick Revive.

"Ugh, did I seriously pay money to taste that?"

— After receiving Speed Cola.

"I'm not sure we should be drinking this."

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"This tastes like prunes.... old prunes."

— After receiving PhD Flopper.

"This tastes great! What does it do?"

— After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

"Hmmmm...I like this! What does it do?"

— After receiving Deadshot Daiquiri.

Flinger

"Hey, I can see my house from here."

— From using the Flinger.

"I feel like a BIRD!"

— While using the Flinger.

Zipline

"Look out below!"

— While riding the Zipline.

"Coming through!"

— While riding the Zipline.

"Hey zombies, I'm up here"

— While riding the Zipline.

Power-Ups

"Yea!"

— After receiving a Nuke.

"This thing's bigger than me!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"Don't think I'm only excited because of a sale."

— After getting Fire Sale

"Cheap guns. God bless America!"

— After getting Fire Sale

"Double points, double joy!"

— Upon getting Double Points.

"Juice me, baby!"

— After getting max ammo.

"Nice! A little home improvement."

— After getting Carpenter.

Miscellaneous

"Uh, I could pay you in kisses?"

— Attempting to buy a gun or door without enough money.

"Oh, c'mon! Can't we negotiate?"

— Attempting to use a machine, or buy a weapon or door without enough points.

"Music, huh?"

— When activating the last rock for the hidden song.

Robert Englund

Beginning of the match

"Hey! Maybe getting the lights back on, yeah, that would be a good start."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"I think we lost our director.....and the power."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"Anyone else feel a little confused?"

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"Should we.. maybe.. call someone?"

— Said in the beginning of the match.

"You know if this is a joke George, it's not very funny."

— Said in the beginning of the match.

Rounds

"So, did we win? Hm?"

— Reaching Round 5

"It's over.. It's finally over!"

— Reaching Round 10

"This has gotta be the end!"

— Reaching Round 20

"I get the feeling we're never going home."

— Reaching Round 35

"Is it luck? Skill? OR SOMETHING ELSE!?"

— Reaching Round 50. Reference to people using glitches/hacks to get to incredibly high rounds.

Zombies

"You're grounded, dude!"

— After making a crawler

"That's a good Georgie. No need to bite anyone now."

— When George gets into water.

"Where's my glove when I need it?"

— When in the presence of a group zombies. (Reference to his glove in Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Hurt me in your Nightmare! Better wake up and apologize!"

— Killing a zombie that hurt him (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Keep coming! Keep dying!"

— After multiple kills.

"You saw that? HA! You wish you saw that!"

— Getting a headshot.

"Uh, excuse me, zombies? I don't think George would appreciate YOUR RUNNING!"

— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Not fair! Who said you could run?!"

— Said when zombies begin to all-out sprint.

"Who's next, huh? Come to papa!"

— When scoring multiple kills.

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

— Said after multiple kills. (A reference to his character Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Call zombie casting. We're gonna need more extras."

— After getting multiple kills in a row

"Slice them and dice them.. oh, reminds me of a movie."

— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Yeah! Remember me?! I know how to slash!"

— Said after a knife kill. (Reference to Nightmare on Elm Street)

"Yuck! *short pause* A face, only a mother would love."

— After killing a zombie with a headshot. (Possible reference to Freddy Vs. Jason)

"Ow, ow, that hurt! A lot!"

— When electrocuted by George or a zombie

"I feel like I licked a battery."

— After being electrocuted

"BZZTZZTZZTZZTZZTZZ, Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

— After being electrocuted

Mystery Box

"Appears in Vegas, disappears in Vegas... I feel like I'm in Vegas!"

— Getting a Teddy Bear.

"Laugh all you want but I WILL FIND YOU!"

— after getting a teddy bear

"Can I at least get a refund?"

— Getting a teddy bear.

"You DO know you're sending me to my death don't you?"

— Trying to open the Mystery Box without the required amount of points.

Weapons

"I heard these were perfect for beginners."

— Receiving the M72 LAW or the China Lake from the Mystery Box.

"Say hello to my big fat friend."

— After getting the Death Machine. (Reference to the movie Scarface.)

"Haha! Did I win the Waffle!?"

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"Now WHY would I need a Waffle-Maker at a time LIKE THIS?"

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2

"A strange device for sure, (whispers) guess I should be used to it by now."

— Getting the WunderWaffe DG-2.

"Oh my!.... Does this come with a manual?"

— Getting the Scavenger

"(Giggles) think you got me beat zombies? THINK AGAIN!"

— Getting the Scavenger

"Things get desperate, can always wack 'em in the face.."

— Getting the Scavenger

"(Whistles) Here zombies! Care to stumble clumsily this way?"

— After planting a claymore.

"Ready for a surprise? No? Eh, me neither."

— After planting a claymore.

"I could do better with a pair of scissors!"

— Getting a sniper.

"Hmmm.. I expect there may be more to you, then meets the eye."

— Getting a Matryoshka Doll. (Reference to the film Transformers.)

"Why not just give me a potato gun?!"

— After getting a CZ75 or Python.

"I'm struggling with these, I really am!"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"I've always been more of a one-hand guy."

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"What do I do if I get an itch??"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"Question... how do I reload?"

— Getting a Dual CZ75

"(Said in quiet and very evil tone) I would be happy to keep my distance."

— Getting a sniper.

"(Said in a very mockingly smart tone) Does SMG stand for "Shredding Mutilating Gizmo?""

— Getting a SMG.

"Now where did I put my pitchfork?"

— Upon receiving the Sickle.

"Is this thing even sharp-- OUCH! Yes, yes!"

— After getting a Ballistic Knife.

"It's heavy... is that a good thing?"

— After getting an LMG or FN FAL.

"I've always wanted to be a spaceman!"

— After getting a Ray Gun.

"An SMG... hey Sarah, is this yours?"

— After buying a submachine gun (referring to Sarah Michelle Gellar's initials).

"Who comes up with these things?"

— After getting Matryoshka Dolls

"RPK! My favorite!"

— When he gets an RPK from the box.

"Oh sure.. pick on the nice guy."

— After getting a weaker weapon.

Ammo

"What, am I supposed to fight bare-handed? Should I take my shirt off too?"

— When running out of ammo.

"Uh oh, that's not a good sign."

— When running out of ammo.

"Is there an ammo store around here?"

— when running out of ammo.

"Uh, my ammo situation is less than ideal in fact IT SUCKS!"

— When running out of ammo.

"No ammo! I'm dead meat!"

— When out of ammo.

"Last clip, this does NOT look good."

— When running out of ammo.

"*ahem* Pardon? Uh, could we get a runner to get us some more ammo?"

— When out of ammo.

"You know how much ammo I got? One less than one!"

— When out of ammo.

Pack-A-Punch

"The only thing to fear is fear itself... well, that and a zombie trying to bite your balls off."

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"Welcome to my world zombies!"

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch(Another reference to A Nightmare On Elm Street)

"Better! Much better I think... let's go try it out! "

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"And to think I turned down the Royal Shakespeare company for this."

— Getting his upgraded weapon from the Pack-a-Punch

"I'd like a large decaf please. "

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish

Perk-A-Cola

"(Knocking sound) Anything that makes me harder to kill, okay by me."

— After drinking Juggernog.

"(Chokes slightly) Ugh, I think there was a hair in that."

— After drinking Speed Cola.

"Ugh, all I taste is chemicals."

— After drinking PhD Flopper.

"Hmm.... that's pretty good root beer!"

— After drinking Double Tap.

"What does fish juice have to do with saving lives?"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"So this will make me run? Not to the men's room, I hope."

— After drinking Stamin-Up

"A taste of sweetness in this bitter, bitter world."

— After drinking Deadshot Daiquiri.

Zipline

"How do I STOP!!??"

— Using the Zipline.

"I know for a fact this place has NEVER had a full safety inspection!"

— Using the Zipline

"Try not to die. Try NOT TO DIE!"

— Using the Zipline

"Ah, the majesty of flight."

— Using the Flinger

"Shit!... How am I gonna land?"

— Using the Flinger

"I feel the wind, beneath my wings..."

— Using the Flinger

Water

"Well, at least it's not fire."

— When freezing in water. (Reference to Freddy Krueger's weakness.)

"Can't stay! I'll-I'll freeze to death!"

— Said when in the water too long.

"This is so c..c..cold..COLD"

— When freezing in water

"This is fa-fa-freezing."

— After walking in water.

"Please help! I don't wanna freeze to death!"

— When he becomes frozen in water

"Help meeeeeeeeee!"

— When frozen in water

Weather

"Ah, that's better... we can finally see. Eh,... kinda liked it better when we couldn't."

— When weather clears up.

"I still wouldn't call this a nice day."

— When weather clears up.

"Well, the storm has passed... (very quietly) for now."

— When the blizzard starts.

Downed/Hurt/Revived

"Guys something went wrong here! I'm on the floor!"

— When downed.

"No one started eating me yet but that could change!"

— When downed.

"I'll do the same for you one day, if we live long enough."

— When revived.

"I swear.. I could see a tunnel.. and then there was a light."

— When revived.

"Don't let them eat me! PLEEEEEASE!"

— When downed.

"Woooh... I thought I'd never wake up."

— When revived. (Another reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.)

"(Laughs) I'm glad you came along when you did!"

— When revived

"Well... at least I know I'm back for the sequel."

— Upon getting revived.

Power-Ups

"Man and death machine!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"(slight giggle) Well, this is a special occasion!"

— After receiving a Death Machine.

"Not a moment too soon!"

— After receiving Max Ammo.

"I am the bringer of DEATH!"

— After getting Insta-kill.

"Hey props! Prop department! You just saved my life! Thank you."

— After receiving a Max Ammo.

"Who did that? Was tha-? Was that us?"

— After getting a Nuke

"Cool! I mean, as long as it doesn't burn my face."

— After getting a Nuke. (Another reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Interactive

"I'll wave to you, Mike."

— When Michael Rooker is about to take the Flinger

"Try to land on a big group of 'em, Trejo."

— Said when Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

"(Sarcastic) Sorry, Trejo. Accident."

— When Englund sets off the Flinger and Trejo is launched

"Try flappin' your arms, Trejo!"

— When Danny Trejo takes the Flinger

Miscellaneous

"I feel like dancing....on your graves, zombies!"

— After finding the hidden song.

"This, is my REWARD?!"

— After finding the hidden song.

"Aww, come on, I'm good for it!"

— When trying to buy a door or clear debris without enough money.

"C'mo-c'mo-c'mon, how much?"

— When attempting to buy a door with a minimum amount of points

Danny Trejo

Beginning of the match

"That was no ordinary storm... THAT was Gorgie."

— Starting of a match

"Evil walks among us. It took George, and it'll try to take us too"

— Starting of a match

Zombies

"El pan de los muertos (dead's bread)."

— Upon getting multiple kills, it's a reference to the traditional mexican bread on "día de muertos" (Day of the Dead)

"Them sound like fightin' words."

— Upon getting a kill or multiple kills

"You're the predator? Nahh. You're the prey."

— Upon getting a headshot (a reference to the movie Predators).

"I'm tired of your noise, little man!"

— Upon killing a crawler

"You wanna keep taking a beating?"

— Said when killing a zombie

"You think I'm scared? Haha."

— After killing multiple zombies

"I fucking broke you!"

— Upon getting a kill.

"Vamos a bailar! (Let's dance!)"

— Upon getting multiple kills.

"Haha Vandalos muertos! (Dead thiefs!)"

— Upon getting multiple kills

Rounds

"That wasn't so bad.."

— Reaching Round 5.

"FUCK YOU, Gogoie!"

— Reaching Round 10.

"You zombies tired yet?"

— Reaching Round 20.

"Shit.. this is one loooooong day."

— Reaching Round 35.

"Guess we're the last men standing, huh?"

— Reaching Round 50.

Weapons

"Now this is the kind of shit we need."

— When buying an SMG

"This shit legal?"

— When obtaining a Crossbow or China Lake.

"I need ammo or this shit's gonna get ugly."

— Out of ammo.

"An empty gun is no use to anyone."

— Low Ammo.

"I ain't got nothing left."

— Out of ammo.

"No ammo!"

— Out of ammo.

"Those son-of-bitches are going down."

— Buying an SMG.

"Chamber's empty."

— Switching to an empty weapon.

"Shit, I got no ammo."

— Holding an empty weapon.

"I'm about to tear these fools apart."

— Buying an SMG.

"Hahaha, these fuckers ain't gonna last five minutes."

— Buying an SMG.

"I'll give these fools the education they never had."

— Upon getting the FN FAL from the Mystery Box

"I'm going to punish these zombies."

— After getting a Commando from the Mystery Box

"I don't even know what this is!"

— After getting a V-R11.

Pack-a-Punch

"What a crazy day.. game inside a movie inside a game.. fuck! I don't know.."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

This is a reference to the fact that the setting for Call of the Dead is a movie set and that they are in a game: Call of Duty: Black Ops. "...inside a movie inside a game."

"You got 10 seconds to give me back my gun machine...10...9..8..7.. believe me you don´t want me to get to zero."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"If I live through this, I´m gonna get this Machine tattooed on my back."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

"This is a piece of fuckin' machinery right here."

— After getting a Pack-a-Punch'd weapon.

George A. Romero

"It's working! He's calming down."

— When luring George into the water.

Downed/Revived/Hurt

"Gaaaaahhh!"

— When hit by an electrocuted zombie

"No one zaps me!"

— Upon being hit by a zombie who was electrocuted by George

"You're gonna regret that!"

— Upon being hit by an electrocuted zombie

"I haven't taken a hit like that since the 70's."

— Upon being revived

"Gracias Carnal (Thanks bro!)"

— Upon Being Revived

Power-ups

"Orale (All right)."

— When Getting Max Ammo.

"Double points? What is this shit?"

— After getting a Double Points.

"Who you talking to?"

— When Getting Nuke

"Whoa man that was crazy!"

— After getting a Nuke

"Holy shit!"

— After getting a Nuke

"Cucuy is talking to us"

— Upon getting an Insta-kill

Flinger

"You're like an angel, Sarah!"

— Said when seeing Sarah taking the Flinger.

"Reach for the stars, Englund! Hahaha!"

— Said when seeing Englund taking the Flinger.

"Coming in hot!"

— Said when using the Flinger.

"Hey! Expect a bumpy landing fool!"

— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Can dead people fly!?"

— Said when seeing a zombie using the Flinger.

"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

— Said when taking the Flinger.

Zipline

"Can't Touch Me Now Fools Hahaha!"

— When Riding Zipline

Water

"Can't survive long in this water!"

— When standing in the water too long

"Man, this will freeze your huevos (balls) right off."

— When freezing in water.

"I ain't used to this cold."

— When freezing in water.

Weather

"Fogs rolling in again."

— When weather becomes foggy.

"There's a break in the storm. Let's make the most of it."

— When weather clears up.

"I'm telling ya, it's Cucuy's work for sure!"

— When the weather becomes foggy

"Storms clearing, who knows for how long. Let's get moving."

— When weather clears up.

Perk-a-Cola

"Ack! This tastes like fish!"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"I'm pretty strong already."

— After buying Juggernog.

"Is This Poison Cucuy? (Mexican Version of The Boogey Man)"

— When buying PhD Flopper.

"This shit gonna make faster, I ain't gonna complain."

— When buying Speed Cola.

Interactive

"Nice shootin', girl!"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"At least Sarah can handle herself."

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Shit! That's pretty good, girl!"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"When'd you learn how to shoot so good?"

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"Hey Englund, Sarah's twice the man you are! (Laughs) She's got bigger nuts."

— When Sarah gets a headshot

"We'll make a man out of you yet, Englund! (Laughs)"

— When Englund gets a headshot

Miscellaneous

"Music,...you may not have noticed, but this isn't the kind of party atmosphere."

— Said when collecting the last rock

"I need to find more pesos."

— When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"You're lucky I'm a much nicer guy these days."

— When trying to buy a gun from the Mystery Box without enough money

"Not Enough? CHINGAO! (Damn!)"

— When trying to buy with insufficient points.

"FUCK YOU CUCUY!"

— Randomly.

Michael Rooker

Beginning of the match

"As much as it pains me to say it... I think George has turned to lunch if ya' know what I mean."

— Beginning of the match

"Doesn't look like this storm is lettin' up. No one's comin' to help."

— Beginning of the match

"I think the storm blew out the power. Best get it fixed."

— Beginning of a match.

Zombies

"Heheh - I'm just having fun, boy."

— When getting a kill.

"Don't mess with me boy"

— upon killing a zombie

"Shit happens. Guess you forgot to count your chickens before they hatched!"

— Upon killing a group of Zombies.

"Don't mess with me! I'm a black belt!"

— After killing a zombie that hit him.

"Shit, they're on me like white on rice!"

— When chased by a large group of zombies

"Run all you like, you're just going to die tired!"

— After a Zombie starts sprinting

"I call bullshit on that! Zombies don't RUN!"

— After a zombie starts sprinting

Rounds

"Now that's how you do this shit!"

— After reaching round 5.

"We breakin' records yet?"

— After reaching round 20.

Weapons

"Hallelujah! One great piece of machinery."

— Getting a LMG.

"It's not very big, but it'll do."

— Said when buying an SMG.

"Yeah that's right it's a gun...it's for self defense...obviously."

— After buying an SMG.

"Ready to fire and forget!"

— After getting an explosive weapon.

"Oh hell yeah! That was more than just a couple of cherry bombs!"

— Getting multiple kills with explosives

"Good thing I can shoot the ball hairs off a dog."

— After buying the M14

Mystery Box

"Well I'd prefer somethin' a little heavier, but this ain't too shabby."

— Said when getting an SMG

"Why do we have to pay for guns? Shit don't make no sense."

— Upon getting a Teddy Bear out of the box.

"What ya get huh? Aw look, its a baby toy!"

— Upon another player receiving Matryoshka Doll from the box

"This thing a toy or something?"

— After getting a Ray Gun.

"What the hell in tarnation is this damn thing?!"

— After getting a V-R11.

"Yeah boy I can walk and chew bubblegum!"

— After getting Duel Wield CZ75's.

"You gonna put yourself out of business with them prices."

— Said when the player does not have enough money.

Pack-a-Punch

"The end of the world... what do you expect me to do? Make a corny one-liner? Geez."

— Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch to finish.

George A. Romero

"That's it George, take a minute. Calm yourself down."

— When George A.Romero walks into the water and calms down.

"*Laughs* Ya'll don't come back now, ya hear?"

— After killing George.

Flinger

"Holy Shiiit!"

— Upon using the Flinger.

Zipline

"Hell yeah, only way to travel!"

— When using the zipline.

"Hell yeah, sure beats walking!"

— When using the Zipline

Downed/Hurt/Revived

"Dag-nabit! This floor is slippier than a door knob covered with snot!"

— When revived

"Very much appreciated. Thank you 'much."

— When revived

"Sometimes I think I trip on the cord on a cordless phone."

— After being revived

Perk-a-Cola

"Oh, gah! This stuff just don't taste right."

— After drinking PhD Flopper

"Hey, now! Is this moonshine?"

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"Oh yeah, now I've got my stuff."

— After buying Stamin-Up.

"Oh, what the hell is this stuff? Skunk-juice?"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"Oh yeah, that'll put some hair on your balls"

— After drinking Juggernog.

Water

"Damn, it's as cold as a witch's ti-ti-ti-tit."

— When freezing in the water.

"Oh my god I need to get the hell outta this water"

— Said when freezing in the water.

"I guess this is what they meant by hell freezing over, huh?"

— Said when freezing in the water.

Weather

"Fog...what's it good for? Absolutely nothing."

— When the weather is changing. (a reference to the song "War" by Edwin Starr)

"Aw shit, this is a shits day in Shitsville."

— Said when the weather fogs up.

"It's a new dawn, people! Fog's clearing praise Lord."

— When the weather is changing.

Interactive

"What's wrong, Sarah? Can't do that 'spin and kick' anymore?"

— Said when Sarah Michelle Gellar comments on being surrounded

Miscellaneous

"Alright the domes are in itty-bitty pieces what do you need now?"

— After completing the second step to the easter egg.

"I've got a champagne taste with a beer pocketbook!"

— When attempting to buy something with not enough points.

"Are you crazy? I have a god damn good mind to shoot you myself!"

— After being told to find a golden rod.

"I already survived one apocalypse, I don't need another."

— Said randomly. (a reference to Walking Dead)

"This one goes out to all you zombies in the audience!"

— Said upon getting all three meteorites.

George A. Romero

As he comes out of the lake

"I need... TO EAT!"

— When he comes out of the lake

"I need... something... TO EAT!"

— As he comes out of the lake while being stabbed.

Seeing a player

"Whose name's above the title?"

— Said randomly, when the player is near.

"I can see you!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"Good to see you!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"There you are!"

— Upon seeing the player.

"(groans) I'm hungry, what's for lunch?"

— When he sees a player.

"Don't you want to know how it ends?"

— Upon seeing the player.

"Time to get to work."

— Upon seeing the player.