Godfrey[]
- "Who said that? Who's there?"
- — In response to Dark Godfrey's quote on Round 1 in a solo match.
- "This is going to be a long night."
- — Said on Round 1 in a solo match.
- "My nerves are shredded raw. I'm not joking when I say I will pour myself the world's largest brandy when all this is over."
- — Said on Round 2 in a solo match.
- "I had hoped the day would never come, but I fear it may be time to compose my letter of resignation."
- — Said on Round 3 in a solo match.
- "We must find Master Rhodes. I only pray he's not been transformed into one of those wretched... things."
- — Said on Round 1 in Co-op.
- "How did this happen? Why can't I even remember the guests arriving? Good heavens, am I losing my marbles?"
- — Said on Round 2 in Co-op.
- "I am wary of what may lay ahead this night. Perhaps the poet Longfellow was right: "Those the Gods would destroy, they first make mad.""
- — Said on Round 3 in Co-op.
- "Appearances aside, I think this ghastly box might save my life."
- — Seeing the Mystery Box for the first time.
- "May the Fates be kind."
- — Spinning the Mystery Box.
- "These weapons are quite...vulgar. But then again this is a night for vulgarity."
- — Getting a weapon from the box.
- "Just the thing for clearing the house."
- — Getting a weapon from the box.
- "This ought to keep the guests at arm's length."
- — Getting a weapon from the box.
- "My weapon grows frightfully light!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "What I wouldn't give to hear that voice say 'maximum ammunition!'"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "If I don't find more bullets, my 'battlin' butler' days are over!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I'll need fresh ammo soon!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Down to my last few bullets. Best make them count."
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I'm out! That is the proper verbiage, isn't it?"
- — Out of ammo.
- "What now?! Surely not fisticuffs?!"
- — Out of ammo.
- "Oh dear, this is how it starts, isn't it? Next thing I know I'll be crawling around Limehouse with the rest of the addicts."
- — Taking the Danu Perk.
- "Is this the key to survival or just "Dutch Courage"? I'll take it either way."
- — Taking the Danu Perk.
- "I do hope Alistair's chemist friend has forgiven me for that business with his eye."
- — Taking the Ra Perk.
- "Disturbingly intimate. But then again, so is dressing Master Alistair."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "A lifetime of proper etiquette and this is what I'm reduced to!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "How on Earth will I explain this to the constables tomorrow?"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "We have a strict 'no cannibals' policy here!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "It seems I'm working the carving station tonight."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "I know, I know- wrong knife."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Party's over!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Can we not declare an armistice? Get it? ARM-istice?"
- — Shooting off an arm of a zombie.
- "Well, that was effective."
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Shall I announce your departure?"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "That's how I handled the chaps at boarding school!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "So much for identifying the body."
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Don't know what scares me worse: these things or how good I am at killing them!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Agh! Undead buffoon!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Very good, sir!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Nobody ever respects the help."
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "You're all the same: take, take, take and nary a 'thank you'!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I've half a mind to blinker you."
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "No sense in pinching pennies! "You can't take it with you" after all!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Surely there are more appetizing things to eat than me?"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "When was the last time you washed those filthy claws?"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I swear, if you ruined my one good suit..."
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I think I remember you. You were just as unpleasant when you were alive."
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Is it petty to hit back ten times harder? Then call me petty!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "What did you think, I'd just stand there and take it?!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Even a butler has his limits!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "That's for striking me and eating all the shrimp!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "House rules: Mistreat the help and you're out of here!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Turnabout is fair play!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "How perfectly revolting."
- — Seeing a Catalyst transformation.
- "You there, dripping water everywhere! Could you at least try to avoid the Persian rugs?"
- — Seeing a Water Catalyst.
- "*Gag* This is the final indignity! They've made an open sewer of this place!"
- — Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Oh dear, hello? I can't seem to hear anything!"
- — Affected by an Electric Catalyst.
- "That ghoul is a fire hazard!"
- — Seeing a Fire Catalyst.
- "Somebody please tell me if I still have eyebrows."
- — Caught in a Fire Catalyst' explosion.
- "No. No! There are too many!"
- — Triggering the lockdown.
- "Bats? No. I swear we fumigated the attic just last week!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu for the first time.
- "Those eyes. Those awful beady eyes!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "I thought vampires were supposed to be glamorous- even noble! These look like rabid street urchins!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "Is it too much to ask you bat-folk to wear some trousers?"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "Do you know why you had to die? Here's a hint: the other ghouls wear trousers."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Unclean parasite! That's enough out of you."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Red blood, blue blood, none for you, bud."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Is there a hell for monster bats? I certainly hope so!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "More hideous in death than in life. I didn't think it possible."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Yes! You killed me in a dream, I kill you right here, right now!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Heaven help us, they have a werewolf with them. How are we meant to defeat that?"
- — Seeing a Werewolf for the first time.
- "I do believe the time has come to run and never stop."
- — Sometimes said when seeing a werewolf for the first time.
- "Pardon my French, but these werewolves need to stay the fuck out!"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Where do these beasts come from? Where does something that large even hide?"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Another werewolf? When did my life become the Grand Guignol?"
- — Seeing a Werewolf.
- "Absolutely no pets on the premises! House rules."
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "They say a werewolf can only be killed with silver bullets. I think we all know this not to be true."
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "The legends were true. Silver does destroy them."
- — Killing a werewolf using a gun with Silver Bullets.
- "Worst house guest ever!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "I do believe I am getting the hang of this!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Sorry you had to go so soon! Shall I fetch your coat?"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "This wasn't out here before. You can almost feel the power radiating from it."
- — Upon seeing the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "All I'm really building right now is a false sense of security."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "They're a little less terrifying with a few boards keeping them at arm's length."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "A shield would be lovely right about now. Any protection would."
- — Picking up a Spectral Shield part.
- "Is this shield in pieces for a reason? Or just for someone's twisted amusement?"
- — Picking up a Shield part.
- "This thing looks ludicrous."
- — Picking up the Shield.
- "Well it's not exactly Saville Road, but it will have to do."
- — Picking up the Shield.
- "Why do I get the feeling this piece of charcoal may prove useful?"
- — Picking up the charcoal.
- "Come on Godfrey, you've mucked out the stables often enough. Just hold your nose and think of England."
- — Picking up the bat dropping.
- "What is this smelly thing doing out here?"
- — Picking up the sulfur.
- "I'd say I earned this."
- — Picking up a part.
- "I'd be an idiot to leave this behind."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Now who left this lying around?"
- — Picking up a part.
- "Shouldn't there be an employee discount?"
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "These weapons are quite...vulgar. But then again this is a night for vulgarity."
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "If I can take comfort in anything tonight, it's that Alistair's daughter is not here. Odd that their estrangement would have an upside- even if it broke the master's heart. He wrote yet another pleading letter to her recently, but like the others, it went unanswered."
- — Talking about Scarlett Rhodes.
- "Oh. My tongue shouldn't be itching, should it?"
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "I never felt heroic before tonight, but by God I want more!"
- — Getting self-revived.
- "Right this way, honored guests. Nothing to fear!"
- — Activating Electric Trap.
- "My hammer longs for battle. Don't ask me how I know this."
- — Reaching full charge on the Hammer of Valhalla.
- "The whip-sword and cannon appear to be ready for use."
- — Reaching full charge on the Viper and Dragon.
- "There. I think that was the right thing to do. Please let that be the right thing to do."
- — Upon interacting with the Sentinel Artifacts.
- "I spent all day in here, setting up the party. Everything in its place , the floor sparkling... Eight hours of labor, gone in the blink of a dead man's eye."
- — Upon entering the main hall.
- "The billiards room. I cannot tell you how much money Master Alistair lost in here. Actually, I do know- down to the last penny."
- — Upon entering the billiards room.
- "I always found this game exceedingly... common. Probably why Master Alistair made me play it so much."
- — Approaching the billiard table.
- "Ah, my favorite room in the house. Because it is always empty."
- — Upon entering the library.
- "I told Master Alistair this gun case is an eyesore, but he valued this weapon more than the entire estate."
- — Seeing the Alistair's Folly gun case.
- "The family plot. My advice is tread softly. Too many angry souls roaming the grounds as it is."
- — Upon entering the cemetery.
- "So many memories in here: dressing Master Alistair, listening to his deepest thoughts, emptying his chamber pot... I must confess, this is my least favorite room."
- — Upon entering the master bedroom.
- "Sadly, I fear supper will not be served this evening. Nor ever again."
- — Upon entering the dining room.
- "Master Alistair used to spend hours on that telescope. If only he'd minded his worldly affairs as closely as he watched the stars."
- — Upon entering the greenhouse terrace.
- "This unholy substance blocking the gate- it wasn't here before."
- — Seeing the barrier to the forest.
- "Out of the frying pan, into the fire."
- — Upon entering the forest.
- "How curious. There wasn't a stone in that vase before."
- — Revealing a crystal in a vase.
- "It would seem Master Alistair left us a clue. Let us act upon it."
- — Seeing an image from the crystal.
- "It seemed a bit daft when Master Alistair installed these. Not anymore."
- — Installing the Fire Gate trap.
- "Is that a grenade?!"
- — Shooting balls in the billiard table in the wrong order.
- "A shame the old warrior who once wore this can't be here to help."
- — Looking at the suit of armor.
- ""By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.""
- — Said at the beginning of the match on solo.
- "When all this is over, Godfrey, you will belong to me."
- — Said after Godfrey's quote on Round 2.
- "You can't quit me, Godfrey. I own you now."
- — Said after Godfrey's quote on Round 3.
- "Do you really believe that, Godfrey?"
- — Sometimes said when Godfrey says certain quotes.
Gideon Jones[]
- "Well this shindig sure got interesting all of a sudden. And when I say interesting, I mean painted with all shades of shit."
- — Said on Round 1 in Co-op.
- "Screaming sons 'a' bitches are everywhere! We gotta hunker down, circle the wagons, and try to find ourselves a way out."
- — Said on Round 2 in Co-op.
- "I once fought off an Apache war party for three whole days without so much as a wink of sleep. What I'm saying is, we can do this. Just don't lose your head."
- — Said on Round 3 in Co-op.
- "Who the hell carved this thing? Sick bastard oughtta be shot!"
- — Seeing the Mystery Box for the first time.
- "My gun gets any lighter, it's gonna be a damn paperweight!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I'm low on lead and there ain't a gunsmith in sight!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Down to my last few rounds!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I've gone through a pile of bullets. Gotta rustle up some more."
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Hmm... That'll put hair on your pencil!"
- — Taking a perk.
- "Sometimes you gotta get hands-on."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "You're not worth a bullet!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "That's one way to silence complaints."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Blew the stiff upper lip right off your shoulder!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "How's that for a flash in the brainpan?"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Nasty piece of work."
- — Killing a zombie with Alistair's Folly.
- "Hands off, screamer!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Just like city folk, always pawin' at ya'!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Hey, you're scratching up my buckskins!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I'd best pour some whiskey on that wound before it goes septic."
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I wouldn't have hit back, but then they'd have said I was going soft."
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "That's what you get for trying to bushwack me!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "You picked the wrong cowpoke to... well, poke."
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "That settles the score."
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Last fool who took a swing at me ended up in a shallow grave, maybe you know him?"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "That's for scratching up my Sunday best!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Don't go startin' somethin' you can't finish."
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "My eyes, wha-?! Can't hardly hear myself!"
- — Affected by the Electric Catalyst.
- "Holy crow! *coughs* Damn! Sorry turd-blossom, but you gotta die!"
- — Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Okay, who invited the walking outhouse to the party?"
- — Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Am I on fire? Cause it sure feels like I'm on fire!"
- — Caught in a Fire Catalysts' explosion.
- "Those vampires sure got some messed up legs... And is that a tail I see? Better be a tail."
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "There's more of these pee-wee vampires than you can shake a stick at!"
- — Seeing multiple Nosferatu.
- "I heard folks over here had funny teeth. But you make 'em look normal!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "What'd the Brigadier call em'? "Nosy-fartoo?" Well, adios, Nosy-fartoo!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "You weren't nothing but an overgrown coyote!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Werewolf, roadkill. Ain't no difference now, is there?"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Well whaddaya know, I done skinned me a skinwalker!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Dead dog. Finally. Somebody pour me a drink!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "That'll teach you to come sniffing around my butt!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "I've seen benches like these in workshops. Different ones for different jobs."
- — Approaching a crafting table.
- "Well it's this or build our own coffins."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "No offense, but American wood has more, uh... Rugged individualism. This stuff's just weak."
- — Upon rebuilding a barrier.
- "Never wanted to quit drinking till' now."
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "And here I thought guns were hard to find in this country!"
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "Come on, shield piece, let's round up your two best buddies!"
- — Picking up a Spectral Shield part.
- "It's like walkin' with a stagecoach door on my back. Not that I'm complainin'."
- — Crafting the Shield.
- "Gonna put this to use."
- — Picking up a part.
- "You're coming with me."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Just gonna tuck this in my holster."
- — Picking up a part.
- "This is how you live off the land."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Well looky here."
- — Picking up a part.
- "I once whupped half a saloon with a pool cue. Wasn't half as fun as using this!"
- — Using the Hammer of Valhalla.
- "This newfangled booby-trap better work."
- — Installing a Fire Gate Energy core.
- "Y'all got some funny lookin' saloon doors here in England."
- — Activating Fire Gate trap.
- "Just hope I'm on the right side of this thing."
- — Activating Fire Gate trap.
- "Campfire's lit!"
- — Activating Fire Gate trap.
- "There was a time where I would've thought that was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. That time was ten minutes ago."
- — Activating the Sentinel Artifacts.
- "It don't feel right: sauntering into a man's bedroom without his say-so. I know, I know! We're fighting dead men and THAT'S what I'm worried about?"
- — Upon entering the master bedroom.
- "Now see,? Ownin' your own pool table- that's class. Like a brass spittoon, or red velvet drapes in a cathouse."
- — Upon entering the billiards room.
- "The dining room. Guess that fits the bill, now that we're all on the menu."
- — Upon entering the dining room.
- "So this is the garden, huh? Good a place as any to end up pushin' daisies."
- — Upon entering the gardens.
- "Anyone mind if I absquatulate from this boneyard directly? That means "get the heck out.""
- — Upon entering the mausoleum.
- "This ain't funny. And it don't scare me, neither."
- — Seeing his own tombstone in the cemetery.
- "Looks like somethin' don't want us goin' through here. Meanin' we'd best find a way to get it open."
- — Seeing the barrier to the forest.
- "Hammers. Gunshots. All I do is raise a ruckus wherever I go."
- — Buying a door.
- "Did'ja have a good nap? Swell. Now start chopping."
- — Interacting with a suit of armor.
- "Go get 'em, partner."
- — Interacting with a suit of armor.
Christina Fowler[]
- "Where the hell did everyone go? This better be a joke Alistair, or this is the worst party I've ever been invited to!"
- — Said on Round 1 in Solo.
- "Okay Christina, get a hold of yourself. Ghosts aren't real. Neither are monsters. The hell they're not!"
- — Said on Round 2 in Solo.
- "Well, I'm still in this, still in one piece. Emily Post might not approve, but that old skank wouldn't last ten seconds here."
- — Said on Round 3 in Solo.
- ""Hell hath no fury," am I right? Yeah, I'm right. Don't go around scorning people."
- — Said on Round 1 in Co-op.
- "The spirits have spoken! After eons, we finally have our answer! There IS life after death! And it smells like rotten eggs!"
- — Said on Round 2 in Co-op.
- "This can't last forever. There can only be so many monsters in this mansion, right?"
- — Said on Round 3 in Co-op.
- "Well, if it isn't Satan's footlocker. Better be more than pitchforks and underwear inside."
- — Seeing the Mystery Box.
- "Eenie, meenie, miney, mo..."
- — Spinning the mystery box.
- "Wait, what? This is not what I paid for!"
- — Getting a Pistol from the box.
- "I'm having a vision... lots of ghouls... shot fulla holes."
- — Getting an SMG from the box.
- "I'm gonna name you... "spitfire.""
- — Getting an SMG from the box.
- "Hmm. Feisty. Petite. Just like me."
- — Getting an SMG from the box.
- "Loud, slow, and powerful. Two out of three ain't good."
- — Getting a Sniper Rifle from the box.
- "Looks impressive. But how fast does it shoot?"
- — Getting a Sniper Rifle from the box.
- "Sometimes, "spray-and-pray" isn't as good as "aim-and-maim.""
- — Getting a Sniper or Tactical Rifle from the box.
- "It's official: This party is ending with fireworks."
- — Getting the Hellion Salvo from the box.
- "Aww, box. Always letting me down. Like every man I ever met."
- — Getting the skull from the box.
- "Hey, why's my gun feeling so light?"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "My 'pew-pew-pew's about to go 'click-click-click'!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I sense disaster approaching! Disaster! Of the run-out of bullets-and-get-torn-to-pieces variety!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Did I get shortchanged on ammo? Or am I just shooting that much?"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "No ammo, no blammo."
- — Out of ammo.
- "Empty. Just like my wallet."
- — Out of ammo.
- "I'm out! Now, does my gun turn back into a pumpkin?"
- — Out of ammo.
- "This is worse than running out of champagne"
- — Out of ammo.
- "That's very pungent indeed, and not in a good way. Believe me, I've a nose for such things."
- — Taking the Danu Perk.
- "Ooh. I'm not sure I like that. I'm a bit woozy."
- — Taking the Zeus Perk.
- "Sometimes the simple way's the best!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "I should change my stage name to "Madame Stabina!" Too on-the-nose?"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "And stay dead!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Y'know, my dad was a butcher. Not sure why I just thought of that."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Chop chop!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "You just don't make the cut, sweetie."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Nice to meetcha!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Guess I should've worn an apron."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "I don't mind the stabbing, It's the squishiness that gets me."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "There. You are free! Free from your skull."
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Luck? Skill? WHO CARES?!"
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "Anyone else wanna get grabby?"
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "Right back atcha, toots!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "You scratch my back, I scratch you!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "That's what you get!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "That's called 'karma.' I'd explain, but you know...karma?"
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "Admit it: You had that coming."
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "Shoulda' kept your mitts off me."
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "Sorry, but I tend to hold a grudge."
- — Killing a zombie that hit her.
- "Ow! Wait your turn, stinky!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "They all want a piece of me! You'd think I'd be used to it by now!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "You really need to file those nails!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I'd lay a curse on ya, but what's the point?"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Do I have to be the one to teach you some manners?"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Sorry! No autographs!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Grabby lil' bastards!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Cor! Someone open a window! That is the worst thing I- *gag* ever smelled!"
- — Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Crikey, that one smells worse than the Thames in August."
- — Killing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Oh, if Nicky-boy Tesla could only see this."
- — Seeing an Electric Catalyst.
- "Agh! My bleeding ears!"
- — Affected by an Electric Catalyst.
- "Oi, get back in the fireplace, you!"
- — Seeing a Fire Catalyst.
- "OWW! Feels like I walked into a blast furnace!"
- — Caught in a Fire Catalysts' explosion.
- "Where'd that little bloke come from? The one with the fangs?"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu for the first time.
- "Creature of the night! I'm going to blow your ugly little head off!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "Another little bloodsucker. Cor, they give me the creeps."
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "I hate bats. Rats with wings is what they are."
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "That blood your tasting? That's your own."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Naked. Bitey. Pervy eyes. Too many reasons to kill you. Sorry."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "These Celtic vampires have little tails. Did you notice? That, or, ooh- their wedding tackle's on backwards."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Aww, they look kinda cute once you kill em'."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Live like a bat, die like a rat."
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Bloody hell, now it's werewolves?! I'm usually a dog-lover, but tonight's cured me of that."
- — Seeing a werewolf for the first time.
- "Oh, bollocks! Why'd it have to be a fucking full moon tonight?"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "O wolf who walks like a man, let me lift your curse. I promise it won't hurt! Much."
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "The Big Bad Wolf is back, but this little piggy's ready for him."
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Who's a dead boy, huh? Who's a dead boy? You are, aren't you?"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Play dead! Oh. You're good at this."
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "Let sleeping dogs lie, am I right?"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "'Ere, what's this then? An oven? A fireplace? A window to the Great Beyond? Well, don't look at me. I'm a big fake, remember?"
- — Seeing the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "Just let me live through this and I swear: no more phony seances."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "This thing can't work fast enough."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "Well, I really got in over my head today, didn't I?"
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "And stay out!"
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "Bought myself what, ten seconds? I'll take it."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "I swear, if break a nail doing this."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "There's instructions on this table. Too bad I can't read factorese."
- — Approaching a crafting table.
- "Gonna need this to cover my back."
- — Picking up a Spectral Shield part.
- "Another puzzle piece."
- — Picking up a Shield part.
- "A lump of coal. Brilliant. Christmas came early for me."
- — Picking up charcoal.
- "Bat "guano?" What the hell is guano? *Sniffs* Wait... eugh."
- — Picking up the bat dropping.
- "Brimstone. It's my lucky day, I guess."
- — Picking up the sulfur.
- "Never know when I might need this."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Come on, we've got work to do."
- — Picking up a part.
- "A girl can't have enough of these."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Be a shame to leave this lying around."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Hope this proves useful."
- — Picking up a part.
- "I call dibs on this."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Finders keepers."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Hey! That tickles me nose! Great. Now I can't smell anything."
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "Is this supposed to make my teeth hurt?"
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "Pickle juice. Pretty sure that was pickle juice."
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "Ack. Tastes like someone mixed clam juice and formaldehyde."
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "Fellas? I don't really do the damsel-in-distress thing, so I'm not gonna ask for help, but if you guys want me around to save your asses, you might wanna consider giving me a hand here? For your own good, not mine, okay?"
- — Getting downed.
- "Up and at em', girl!"
- — Getting self-revived.
- "Time for my encore. Knock 'em dead, kid."
- — Getting self-revived.
- "I'm not usually the damsel-in-distress type, but you do know how to make a girl feel safe."
- — Getting revived.
- "The spirits are pleased with you, Brigadier. And by spirits, I mostly mean me."
- — Getting revived by Jonathan Warwick.
- "Got me a couple of new trinkets, lads! Come take a look."
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "The Chakrams demand vengeance! Is there a volunteer from the audience?"
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Oh, my Viper and Dragon feel eager for action- Like puppies pulling on their leash."
- — Reaching max charge with the Viper and Dragon.
- "Hammer of Valhalla's ready for a scrap. Who wants some?"
- — Reaching max charge with the Hammer of Valhalla.
- "Wooh! Again! Again!"
- — Using a fast travel.
- "Sure beats the twopenny tube."
- — Using a fast travel.
- "Not sure what just happened, but I could really use a cigarette."
- — Using a fast travel.
- "No, no, no, this can't be happening!"
- — Upon seeing zombies for the first time in solo.
- "Forces of the spirit world! Deliver us from darkness! And maybe stop sending all those dead blokes our way?"
- — Upon activating the Sentinel Artifacts.
- "I grew up in an East End tenement. Nine families lived in my building. This room could swallow it whole."
- — Upon entering the main hall.
- "Anyone up for a quick game of snooker? I'm sure our screamey friends won't mind."
- — Upon entering the billiards room.
- "I love the smell of books. Closest thing to the smell of money."
- — Upon entering the library.
- "Perfect for an intimate dinner with fifty of your closest friends."
- — Upon entering the dining room.
- "The cellar. Brilliant. Nothing bad ever happens in a cellar."
- — Upon entering the wine cellar.
- "Nice place for a picnic. Long as we're not what's for lunch."
- — Upon entering the cemetery.
- "Nice to get a whiff of fresh air for a change."
- — Upon entering the
- "The park is open. And here comes the welcoming committee."
- — Upon opening up the forest area.
- "Hang on, why's this crystal hidden in that vase?"
- — Revealing a crystal in a vase.
- "Ooh, that thing's glowing all pretty-like. Wonder what it does?"
- — Charging a crystal.
- "I'm meant to go find that thing I saw... apparently?"
- — Seeing an image in the crystal.
- "You see it too, yes? The clock face on the floor?"
- — Setting a clock.
- "Huh? Picture's different."
- — Revealing a painting.
- "Here comes my fan club."
- — Initiating Perk lock down.
- "You got one that matches my earrings?"
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "Just another Friday night, pulling weapons from the wall."
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "Well, maybe I can sell the ones I don't use."
- — Equipping Silver Bullets.
- "Oh, what now?"
- — Seeing a ghost.
- "Nice suit of armor, but a bit creepy."
- — Looking at the suit of armor.
Jonathan Warwick[]
- "Let's take stock of the situation, shall we? Either someone doped me with opium, or I've gone completely off my chump. Then again, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!"
- — Said on Round 1 in Solo.
- "Yes! A small moment in which I may catch my breath. The good news is that the enemy are not terribly bright. The bad news: They appear to be dead already."
- — Said on Round 2 in Solo.
- "Alistair my friend, I know not if you are safe, or if you've become one of these poor, wretched flesh-devils... But I do know you still throw one hell of a party!"
- — Said on Round 3 in Solo.
- "Those ghouls have made an utter shambles of Alistair's fine house! As the lord is my witness, I will not allow them to do the same to us!"
- — Said on Round 1 in Co-op.
- "My hands are shaking! Heart fit to burst from my chest! For the first time in years, I feel like a proper soldier!"
- — Said on Round 2 in Co-op.
- "I was at Rorke's Drift when the Zulu tried to overrun us. Tonight feels rather like Deja Vu. Or is it Deja Voodoo?"
- — Said on Round 3 in Co-op.
- "This beastly box wasn't part of Alistair's collection."
- — Seeing the Mystery Box for the first time.
- "Not too big, not too small. It's the Goldilocks rifle!"
- — Getting an assault rifle from the box.
- "Finally, a weapon with style and refinement. I shall mind P's and Q's as I blast the holy shit from my enemies!"
- — Getting the Alistair's Folly from the mystery box.
- "This looks deadly enough, but zounds, what an ugly weapon."
- — Getting an SMG from the box.
- "Is this a stunted rifle or an overgrown pistol?"
- — Getting an SMG from the box.
- "If nothing else, I've seen the future of warfare tonight."
- — Getting an automatic rifle from the box.
- "I'm feeling rather bricky with this in hand."
- — Getting an automatic rifle from the box.
- "Not the most sophisticated weapon, but I'm not trying to impress anyone- just blow them to shreds."
- — Getting a shotgun from the box.
- "It's loud, and crude, and it shouts down all comers. Just like me."
- — Getting a shotgun from the box.
- "These guns may lack an artful flourish, but firepower has a beauty all its own."
- — Getting a tactical rifle from the box.
- "Now THIS is a proper rifle!"
- — Getting a tactical rifle from the box.
- "Present arms!"
- — Getting a tactical rifle from the box.
- "This is like bringing a bloody howitzer to a knife fight!"
- — Getting a sniper rifle from the box.
- "Brilliant. A starting pistol- so the ghouls can race to tear me apart."
- — Getting a pistol from the box.
- "Stay put, box! That is an order!"
- — Getting the Skull from the box.
- "Quartermaster! If you're listening, I could really use a reload!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Blast! My weapon will soon be as empty as a politician's promises!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "I'm low on ammo! But this party is far from over."
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Best find more bullets before my gun goes silent!"
- — Running low on ammo.
- "Anyone seen a cartridge box around here? No? Fuck me."
- — Out of ammo.
- "My gun's as empty as a bird's nest in December."
- — Out of ammo.
- "I'm poked up to admit it, but I'm stone out of ammo."
- — Out of ammo.
- "Even though I am blessed with an abundance of vigor and vitality, I'm not ashamed to enhance what's there by nature."
- — Taking the Danu Perk.
- "*Cough* So now it's magic smelling salts? What a night this is shaping up to be."
- — Taking the Ra Perk.
- "I will fight with renewed vigor! For King! And Country!"
- — Taking the Zeus Perk.
- "Goodness me! I feel somehow energized!"
- — Taking the Odin Perk.
- "Meet my lady friend! Her name is bayonet!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Pardon. Didn't mean to cut you off there."
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Saw your timber, you wretched thing!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Sometimes the old ways work best!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Test my dash-fire, will you?!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Anyone else want to shake hands?!"
- — Knifing a zombie.
- "Toodle-pip, you motherless prat!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "Pop! Rather like a party favor!"
- — Getting a headshot.
- "A "farewell to arms" always sounded more... pleasant than this."
- — Shooting an arm off a zombie.
- "You lot could learn a thing or two from me!"
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "Ha! I cannot miss."
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "Got to crack a few eggs as they say!"
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "Any more for any more? I dare you!"
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "Good shooting if I say so myself! And I do!"
- — Killing a horde of zombies.
- "I haven't lost a step. You on the other hand..."
- — Shooting a leg off a zombie.
- "I saw men blown in half during the Boer war. They had the decency to stay put."
- — Making a crawler.
- "Someone failed to finish this one off!"
- — Making a crawler.
- "Crawling, screaming, trailing a bloody smear! Have you no self-respect whatsoever?!"
- — Making a crawler.
- "Hmm. Legless, but still lethal."
- — Making a crawler.
- "Oh, I'll never be able to un-see that."
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "RUUUUUUUMBLE thy bellyful! Spit! Fire! HAHAHAHAH!"
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "Finally! A weapon as bombastic as I am!"
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "I am Zeus hurling lightning! I am the destroyer of worlds!"
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "Well kiss my ruddy arse! This gun is fucking superb!"
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "It's the gun to end all guns!"
- — Killing a zombie with the Alistair's Folly.
- "Well, that's rather stomach-churning."
- — Killing a zombie wit the Alistair's Folly.
- "Cheeky bugger!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Bracket-faced mutton monger!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "You keep that snapping sauce box far from me!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Respect the uniform!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "You want to shake a flannin? Just try that again!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "Get back! That is a direct order!"
- — Getting hit by a zombie.
- "I'll not be manhandled by moldering riffraff!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "I actually recognized that one! Never could abide the lickspittle!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "That's what you get for laying hands on a gentlemen!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "You couldn't wait your turn, could you?"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Keep your thrice-damned dandles off me!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "If I let that go unanswered, everyone would want a turn!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "The day I'm pulled down by the likes of you is... well, it's not today."
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "You simpering smellfungus!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "You should've remembered your place!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "I didn't survive the Boers and the Zulu to be brought down by you lot!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "Learn your place, ghoul!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him.
- "This is why I hate parties!"
- — Surrounded by zombies.
- "Clear off! I am not your supper!"
- — Surrounded by zombies.
- "Can't say I like the look of that one- Skulking about like an East End catpurse."
- — Seeing a Water Catalyst.
- "I see now. The blue ones avoid the front lines... Because they're the medics!"
- — Seeing zombies get charged by a Water Catalyst.
- "Egads! The Great Stink of 1858 has returned!"
- — Seeing an Acidic Catalyst.
- "Electricity. It's all the rage these days."
- — Seeing an Electric Catalyst.
- "Feels like... I stared into the sun."
- — Affected by an Electric Catalyst.
- "Looks like this one has a touch of heartburn."
- — Seeing a Fire Catalyst.
- "Stone the crows! Smells like my whiskers are burning!"
- — Caught in a Fire Catalyst' Explosion.
- "Those are the biggest bats I've ever seen. And I saw some stonkers in the Transvaal."
- — Seeing a Nosferatu for the first time.
- "A blood-sucking pygmy?! Is there no end to the beasts we must battle?!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu for the first time.
- "Gruesome little shits, aren't they?"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "And the vampires just keep coming!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "Another fiend with fangs. Lovely!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "The Romanians have a word for these bloodsuckers: "Nosferatu." I think it means... Bloodsucker."
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "More sneaky, pointy-eared bastards!"
- — Seeing a Nosferatu.
- "I thought you'd look better dead, but... Sorry, no. Still as ugly as sin!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Brigadier General Jonathan Warwick: vampire hunter!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Stay back, parasite! Brigadier blood is too good for the likes of you!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Bloodsucker! Lickspittle! Mumblecrust! There's no name foul enough for you... Shithead!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "You should've just bitten your tongue!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "That wide-eyed look of surprise. Priceless!"
- — Killing a Nosferatu.
- "Nothing like a ten-foot wolf to test your battle skills!"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Come to me, you overgrown cur! The Brigadier will teach you how to howl!"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Another ruddy werewolf? Is this a mansion or a fucking kennel?!"
- — Seeing a werewolf.
- "Brigadier General Jonathan Warwick: wolf slayer!"
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "So much for the Hound of the Wankervilles."
- — Killing a werewolf.
- "I wonder, if an old fart like me climbed in there, would a younger, stronger me emerge?"
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch machine.
- "I've taken quite a shine to our fortune teller. As the Yanks like to say, that girl has moxie."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch, talking about Christina Fowler.
- "The Yank's not half the fool I thought he was. Hell, he reminds me of me."
- — Waiting for the Pack-a-Punch, talking about Gideon Jones.
- "Call me "the chairman of the board!" Hahaha! Get it?"
- — Repairing a barricade.
- "We keep plugging holes, they keep getting in."
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "We really should hire a few chaps to do this for us, wot?"
- — Rebuilding a barrier.
- "Where the blazes are these things coming from?!"
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "Next we'll be buying grenades from the bloody commode!"
- — Buying a weapon from the wall.
- "Alistair posted schematics on these workbenches. I wonder what this one does."
- — Approaching a crafting table.
- "Possession is nine-tenths of the law."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Alistair, old bean. Was this part of your collection?"
- — Picking up a part.
- "Something for my collection."
- — Picking up a part.
- "This looks useful."
- — Picking up a part.
- "I'm not too proud to scrounge."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Best not leave this lying around."
- — Picking up a part.
- "The right tool for the right job."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Mustn't let perfectly good kit go to waste."
- — Picking up a part.
- "Would it have been so hard to provide the shield whole instead of in pieces?"
- — Picking up a Spectral Shield part.
- "I used to think shields cowardly... And then I fought the Zulu."
- — Picking up a Shield part.
- "Armor is always welcome at times like this."
- — Picking up a shield part.
- "Suitable for keeping rain off one's back, and pain off one's back."
- — Crafting the Shield.
- "Old Ironbutt, they called me. Never more true than now."
- — Buying the Shield.
- "The "Ironclad Brigadier." I like the sound of that."
- — Buying the Shield.
- "My shield is gone. Who designed these blasted things, anyway?!"
- — Upon Shield breaking.
- "My shield is dead. Long live my next fucking shield!"
- — Upon Shield breaking.
- "The shield that covered my ass was not up to dick."
- — Upon Shield breaking.
- "Foul stuff. Bloody foul. Have to try some more."
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "Here's to my health!"
- — Drinking an Elixir.
- "The Chakrams of Vengeance feel ready for... er, vengeance."
- — Reaching max charge with the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Ooh that tingle means the Chakrams are ready again."
- — Reaching max charge with Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "I feel you, my Chakrams. Do you have something new to show me?"
- — Reaching max charge with the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "These Chakrams are brilliant! Where on Earth did Alistair find them?"
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Time to let fly with my secret weapon!"
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Astonishing! It seeks them out like a rat-catching hound!"
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "A lad could get to feeling invincible using these."
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Chakram. Such a beautiful word. Such a vicious weapon."
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Chakram, you deserve a promotion."
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "Haha! Rather efficient."
- — Using the Chakrams of Vengeance.
- "I give you fair warning, ghouls: you are not long for this Earth!"
- — Using the Chakrams' Level 3 Ability.
- "Come, ghouls! Just try to storm this castle!"
- — Using the Chakrams Level 3 Ability.
- "The Viper and Dragon feel primed for battle!"
- — Reaching max charge with the Viper and Dragon.
- "I wonder if the Viper and Dragon have something more to offer."
- — Reaching max charge with the Viper and Dragon.
- "Zounds! The Dragon is a bloodthirsty beast."
- — Using the Viper and Dragon.
- "Ah-ha! There was a jewel secreted in that vase!"
- — Revealing a jewel in the vase.
- "What the devil? Alistair's crystal seems to think it's a glow-worm."
- — Fully charging the jewel.
- "Some kind of mystic vision. But what exactly is it trying to say?"
- — Seeing an image in the jewel.
- "I think I've seen our next objective. We must search the estate."
- — Seeing an image in the jewel.
- "It appears our battleground is literally drawn out for us."
- — Setting the clock.
- "Another arrow for my quiver, so to speak."
- — Picking up a tuning fork.
- "You can't die now! I have to show off for someone!"
- — Reviving a downed player.
- "Well if that doesn't get your heart racing, you're already dead."
- — Using a fast travel.
- "Had to check to make sure I didn't leave my goolies behind."
- — Using a fast travel.
- "HA! Who says the old man lost his get up and go, eh?"
- — Using a fast travel.
- "Zounds! Feels like I just got fired from a cannon!"
- — Using a fast travel.
- "Warwick, you old scobberlotcher, get up off your arse and fight!"
- — Getting revived.
- "Er... Would you accept a promissory note?"
- — Attempting to buy something with insufficient points.
- "Haha! Feels like I just lit the fuse on a cannon!"
- — Activating the Sentinel Artifacts.
- "I always loved this room. Feels like a proper museum in here. Of course, Alistair had a... difficult history with museums."
- — Upon entering the main hall.
- "Alistair collected books on the strangest topics. Do tell if you see one titled "Ghoul Extermination"."
- — Upon entering the library.
- "I recognize this pistol. "Alistair's Folly," he called it. The folly would be to stand downrange of it."
- — Seeing the Alistair's Folly in the locked box in the library.
- "During the siege of Ladysmith, we ran a field hospital in a billiards hall. Operations, amputations, all done on the tables. I'll never touch a cue stick again."
- — Upon entering the billiards room.
- "I've spent the last ten years dreading my inevitable, lingering death in a bed such as this. Well, that's the least of my worries now, isn't it?"
- — Upon entering the Master Bedroom.
- "Whatever we do down here, let's be quick about it. This room has "death trap" written all over it."
- — Upon entering the wine cellar.
- "I've spent more than a few pleasant evenings in here with Alistair. Where the hell is he?"
- — Upon entering the dining room.
- ""Tell me, Alistair, what are you growing in your greenhouse these days?" "Oh, the usual stuff: a telescope, some science experiments, an electrified death trap...""
- — Upon entering the greenhouse laboratory.
- "Alistair's garden. I'm amazed it's not withered, as much traveling as he did."
- — Upon entering the gardens.
- "You know, I have relatives buried out here. I pray we don't run into them now."
- — Upon entering the cemetery.
- "Hmm. It would seem that reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
- — Seeing his own tombstone in the cemetery.
- "There must be a way past this gate. It may be our only way out of here."
- — Seeing the barrier to the forest.
- "Alistair prized this armor, though he never told me why."
- — Looking at a suit of armor.
- "Fire in the hall!"
- — Activating the fire trap.