Der Riese/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes from the fourth Zombies map Der Riese.

"Tank" Dempsey[]

"Now that's what I call blowing chunks!"

— After getting a headshot.

"Enough already!"

— After killing a zombie that recently hit him

"Bring it, freak bags!"

— Unknown, possibly random while killing zombies

"They're swarming! Look out!"

— Unknown, possibly random while fighting a large group of zombies

"Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"

— After killing a zombie

"K.I.A., Maggot sack!"

— After killing a zombie

"Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"

— After killing a zombie

"You meatheads too stupid to quit?"

— After killing a zombie

"Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"

— After killing a crawler

"I told you, I wasn't on the menu!"

— After killing a zombie that hit him

"Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"

— After killing many zombies

"HOLY SHIT! Just how much bad-ass is there around here anyway?"

— Said after getting zombies with the Monkey Bomb.

"Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."

— After killing many zombies

"Suck it!"

— After killing many zombies

"This just in, Dempsey is a fuckin' bad ass!"

— After killing many zombies

"I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-fuckers!"

— After being surrounded by zombies

"That was SWEET!"

— After a group of zombies get blown up

"Smells like Zom-B-Q!"

— After lighting a group of zombies on fire

"Can't touch this!"

— After knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)

"Eat it, gut bags!"

— After knifing a zombie

"Go eat someone else!"

— After knifing a zombie

"Slice and Dice baby!"

— After knifing a zombie with the Bowie Knife

"OWNED!"

— After knifing a zombie or getting a headshot at close range

"Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"

— After getting a headshot, or blowing up many zombies

"I don't think it was using that anyway."

— After getting a headshot

"Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"

— After getting a headshot

"Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"

— After getting a kill streak

"I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"

— After getting a knife streak

"Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"

— After getting a knife streak

"Awesome! Bzzzzt!"

— After getting multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Everything burns!"

— After burning zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker.

"Shock and Awe!"

— After killing many zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-3 JZ. A reference to the Call of Duty 4 campaign level

"I'm gonna miss that little guy."

— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Oorah, Monkey bones!"

— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"

— After getting a automatic weapon

"See that little guy light 'em up!"

— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Bullets to the brain. Oorah."

— After getting a headshot

"Go join your legs."

— said after killing a crawler.

"Oorah! Don't fuck with a marine!"

— said after getting a knife kill.

"What are the Krauts gonna think of next?!"

— After getting the Monkey Bomb

"World's best weapon, world's finest soldier."

— After getting a powerful weapon

"Aww...isn't that so fucking cute?"

— After getting the Monkey Bomb

"I never win anything, except for WAR!"

— After not getting anything good from the box.

"Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."

— After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."

— After getting the Monkey Bomb

"Time to gut these brainbags!"

— After getting the Bowie Knife

"Time to slice and dice!"

— After getting the Bowie Knife

"Oh yeah, now it's gonna get personal!"

— After getting the Bowie Knife

"L'eggo my Wonder Waffle!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2. A reference to the company Kellogg's company slogan, "L'eggo My Eggo".

"Time to shock some meatbag ass!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"

— After getting a shotgun

"Nothing says "I love you" quite like a shotgun."

— After getting a shotgun

"Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower

"Looks like Santa got my letter."

— After getting the Ray Gun

"Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"

— After getting the Ray Gun

"You won't be giggling when I get through with you!"

— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box

"A big toy for a big boy!"

— After getting a machine gun

"*Crazed Laughter*"

— After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box

"Time to rip shit up!"

— After getting the MG42

"Gotta round up some rounds..."

— After being low on/having no ammunition

"I can't do my job if I ain't packin' heat!"

— After being low on/having no ammunition

"SHIT! Outta gun juice"

— After running out of ammunition.

"FUCK! Can't blow shit up without ammo!"

— After running out of ammunition.

"You laughing at me? Not wise."

— After getting the Teddy Bear

"They're going down. One. Limb. At a time."

— After getting the Shotgun

"Rat-a-tat-tat meat sacks!"

— After getting a heavy machine gun.

"Boiling zombie brains coming right up!"

— After getting the flamethrower.

"You undead punks feeling lucky?"

— After getting the .357 Magnum. A reference to Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

"Now I've got somethin' fun to bring to the party!"

— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box

"If I had a good weapon I'd blow this box up."

— After receiving the Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box

"JUUUIIICE!"

— After getting a Max Ammo power-up

"Much appreciated!"

— After getting a Max Ammo power-up

"Line 'em up!"

— After getting a Double Points power-up

"Rack 'em up!"

— After getting a Double Points power-up

"Oorah! (Demonic tone)"

— After getting the Carpenter power-up

"Oorah, devil man!"

— After getting the Carpenter power-up

"Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"

— After getting the Insta-Kill power-up

"I wonder how we can get to that..."

— After approaching the unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Mmm, Pack-a-Punch. Must be named after me!"

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I knew once! Heh heh."

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"

— After using the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"*singing* Reach for Jugg-er-nog toniiight. *stops singing* Yeah, I can totally, you know, get into that chick."

— When upgrading a weapon

"I'm makin' some freak-meat stew! Who wants some?"

— After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"That's what I need... more fucking firepower!"

— After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Oorah Pack a Punch! Where's that dead meat?"

— After taking an upgraded weapon in the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."

— After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Where's that mainframe again?"

— After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"

— After approaching a Teleporter

"I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."

— After approaching a Teleporter

"Aah. I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]!"

— After getting Juggernog

"Livin' the fast life, that's the way I roll. "

— After getting Speed Cola

"Yeah, partner. I'm thirsty!"

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"Blagh! I fucking HATE fish! (Clean version: removes 'fucking')"

— After drinking the Quick Revive Soda

"Oorah, Takeo!"

— When Takeo makes a crawler

"Woah, crawler, courtesy of our Bushido warrior!"

— When Takeo makes a crawler

"Hey Takeo, you missed part of it!"

— When Takeo makes a crawler

"Takeo! Knee biter, comin' in!"

— When Takeo makes a crawler

"Nice work Takeo, but you got a little left here to kill!"

— When Takeo makes a crawler

"Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"

— When Richtofen is swarmed

"Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"

— When Richtofen is swarmed

"Richtofen's surrounded. Poor little Kraut."

— When Richtofen is swarmed

"Couldn't live without me, huh?"

— After being revived

"I must have slipped, oorah.'"

— After being revived

"What the Hell were they looking for?"

— When approaching a chalkboard

"Hey Richtofen, what does all this shit mean?"

— After approaching a chalkboard.

"Let's get this done..."

— Unknown, possibly when starting a game

"Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"

— Starting a game

"Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"

— Before a Hellhound round starts

"Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"

— Before a Hellhound round starts

"When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"

— Before a Hellhound round starts

"*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."

— Randomly

"Freakdogs! Bring it on!"

— Before a Hellhound round starts

"Richtofen, stop humping the monkey toy!"

— When Richtofen is about to throw the monkey bomb

"Who's this 'Doctor Maxis' I keep hearing about?"

— Sometimes said when activating the radio in the spawn area

Nikolai Belinski[]

"Even drunk, I'm too strong for you."

— Randomly while killing a zombie

"So much death, so quickly, like Eastern Front all over again!"

— After killing a large number of zombies

"FUCK YOU!"

— Randomly while killing a zombie

"Only man and wife should be so close!"

— After killing a zombie that has hit him

"Your touch is cold, mine is deadly!"

— After knifing a zombie that has hit him.

"And the limbs go flying! Hows that for an ARM-y?! Get it? With the arms? Fuck you."

— After dismembering a zombie's arm

"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."

— After making a crawling zombie

"His heads at crotch height Dempsey, don't get excited."

— After making a crawler

"Now we're BOTH legless!"

— After blowing a zombie's legs off.

"Die, Hell-pig!"

— After knifing a zombie

"Good, that fucking song was driving me nuts!"

— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"Ha Ha, you just got fucked by a monkey!!"

— After a Monkey Bomb explodes

"*Grunt*...Did I just do that?"

— After getting a headshot

"I was on fire once, it was not fun."

— Killing zombies with the M2 Flamethrower

"Nikolai likes his bacon crispy."

— Killing zombies with the M2 Flamethrower

"This is a happy massacre!"

— After killing a large amount of zombies

"Those should be mine, you Japanese pig!"

— After witnessing Takeo get the monkey bomb.

"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my third wife! She was bitch!"

— After getting a M1897 Trench Gun or Double-Barreled shotgun

"Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."

— When getting a shotgun

"Even I can hit something with this!"

— After getting the FG-42

"Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!... She talked too much."

— After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41

"I had more powerful weapons on my pig farm!"

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail

"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know."

— After getting an automatic weapon

"That's a big fucking knife!"

— After getting the Bowie Knife

"Someone is not sharing their ammo..."

— After running low on/out of ammunition

"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

— After running low on/out of ammunition

"Soviet war machine grind to halt without ammo!"

— After running low on/out of ammunition

"I have vodka, BUT NO FUCKING AMMO!"

— After running low on/out of ammunition

"I feel empty... SHIT! I AM EMPTY!"

— After running out of ammo

"In Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"

— After getting a teddy bear

"Ha ha, you make funny joke..."

— After getting a teddy bear

"Cold, hard, Russian steel!"

— After receiving the Bowie Knife.

"Where is ammo? Nikolai is in deep shit!"

— When out of ammunition

"My first wife was more dangerous than this!"

— After obtaining a low power gun from the Mystery Box

"This... Soviet... is... complete!"

— After Pack-a-Punching a Wonder Weapon.

"I'm boarding all the windows. Don't help or anything!"

— After getting a Carpenter power-up

"I used to be a carpenter, you know."

— After getting a Carpenter power-up

"I'll drink to that! Hell, I'll drink to anything!"

— After getting Double Points.

"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."

— After getting a Carpenter power-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)

"Maybe I will share these points with State!"

— After getting a Double-Points power-up

"Points?! I'm trying to stay alive!"

— After getting a Double-Points power-up on later rounds

"Soviet supply routes, they're not this good."

— After getting the Max Ammo power-up.

"It's a distillery!...Oh, no, it's just a teleporter."

— After approaching a deactivated Teleporter

"So now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe to link it... so much fucking running!"

— After activating a Teleporter

"If this were Russian, there wouldn't be so much running around. You would press ONE button, and it would work."

— After linking a Teleporter to the mainframe

"Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."

— After using a Teleporter

"Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."

— After using a Teleporter

"Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, I teleported!"

— After using a Teleporter

"Why didn't they spend their money on a Vodka Transfer machine?"

— After linking a Teleporter to the mainframe

"Hello? Can someone open this door so I can get to the cool gadgets?"

— After approaching an unopened Pack-a-Punch Machine

"It looks like it pollishes huge balls, so you bastards would have no use for it! Haha! Because you have no balls!"

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Pack-a-punch? Oh my God, I think it makes vodka!"

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Wow... I gotta take this back for the boss to see."

— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch Machine

"Urgh! This is worst vodka I ever taste...great!"

— After getting Juggernog

"Maybe with speed, I have time for drink between kills, eh?"

— After drinking Speed Cola

"Do I really want to help anyone else?"

— After buying Quick Revive

"Thank you, comrade cowboy."

— After buying Double Tap Root Beer

"Use it wisely Tank. Use it wisely."

— After "Tank" Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb

"That a new pet, American?"

— When Tank Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb or when he makes a crawler

"How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"

— After witnessing Tank Dempsey getting a good gun

"You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."

— After witnessing Tank Dempsey running through a group of zombies

"You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even fucking Doc is killing them! Takeo?"

— Said randomly

"Is that the warrior's way, Takeo? All talk and no do?"

— When Takeo is surrounded

"Did someone make joke?"

— After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear

"I share your disgust for our stumpy little nemesises. Nemes-ises... uh, enemies."

— After seeing Dempsey make a crawler

"Perhaps you are of use."

— After getting revived

"Looks like Takeo shit his pants again, heh heh."

— Nikolai after Takeo remarks about killing a lot of zombies.

"Oorah! The Marines Dempsey!"

— After Tank remarks about getting a large killstreak

"Right here with you Tank!"

— After Tank asks where everyone else is

"You have no fear Dempsey. Like me!"

— After Tank remarks about getting a large killstreak

"I need a fucking perk. Let's go find the power ."

— At the beginning of the game

"No power! Just like home!"

— At the beginning of a game

"The air hangs heavy with stench of dog shit."

— At the start of a hellround

"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

— After trying to buy something without enough points

"What the hell are you doing here you creepy fucks?"

— At the beginning of the game

"I'm out of ammo! I'm going for a drink."

— When out of ammo

"You hurt me, I KILL you!"

— After killing a Zombie that just hit him

"Stay away from my Vodka!"

— At the beginning of the Hellhound round

"FUCK! They're between me and my vodka!"

— After noticing a large group of zombies near him

"Zombies! We gotta move!"

— After being surrounded by zombies

Takeo Masaki[]

"I have drawn a line in the sand!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"Face me at your peril."

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"You bring about your own destruction!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"Die, like the animal you are!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"You should have slumbered in your grave!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"Now you sleep for eternity!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"Kneel before me!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"All your efforts lead to failure!"

— Upon killing a zombie close to him.

"You bring forth your destruction!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Most impressive..."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"The power of my ancestors flows through my veins!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Death comes quickly to you!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Your deaths have come to an end, my undead enemy."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"Your abomination has been wiped from the earth."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"I just played a great position."

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"I am like a brain surgeon!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"It is time for your autopsy!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"No closer shall you come!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a headshot.

"An eye for an eye!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"You dare touch me?"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"The worms will dine tonight!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"You'll die for your disrespect!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"The spirits of my ancestors are with me!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I cleanse the earth of your poison!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"All must fall!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"By my warriors hand, you die!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"See the error of your ways."

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Your suffering is at an end!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Begone, hellspawn!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Your fate has been fulfilled!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I, am, WARRIOR!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"Shi-ne!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife. "Shi-ne" means "die" in Japanese.

"I send you to hell one piece at a time!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"Accept your death!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"Advance and fall!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"A just kill!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a knife.

"I scatter your remains across the land!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"Your limbs travel high into the air!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"I blow you away like a mighty wind!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"There is no purpose in your defiance!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"You live the futile life, but die the most entertaining death!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"They deserved their fate..."

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"To kill tree, you must destroy forest."

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"Destruction is the brother of destruction."

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"Pain, in large numbers."

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"I prefer them in smaller pieces."

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"Monkey power!"

— Upon killing a zombie with a Monkey Bomb.

"An unnatural death, for an unnatural beast!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"See what damage my weapon can do!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Your death life is over!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"No more shall you feed on the living."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"I kill you! Ha ha!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"You are joined in agony!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Feel the lightning surge through you!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Begone, hell-beast!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"You have fought your last battle."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"No more shall you sour the earth with your presence."

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Flesh and bone become one with the air."

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower.

"As ashes your future will be."

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower.

"The fires of Hell consume you!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower.

"Cinders and ashes you are!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower.

"You live, only to die by my hand."

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower.

"Slain!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"I have finished you!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"Accept your penalty!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"Your miserable existence is over!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"I end you!"

— Upon killing a legless zombie.

"You are a waste!"