Gorod Krovi/Quotes

"Tank" Dempsey

"Alright Dempsey, once more for old time's sake. OORAH!"

— Upon getting a PPSh-41 from a mystery box.

"115 is packing more and more heat all the time!"

— Upon getting a kill with a Pack-a-Punched weapon.

"Don't really need that now, but I'll take it all the same!"

— Upon receiving Insta-kill.

"Probably should go see a dentist when this is all over..."

— Upon consuming a Gobblegum

"Keep those grimy, maggot infested hands off me!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Back off or back down! Whichever works for you!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I feel kinda sorry for this guy. Maybe we should try to break the news to him gently."

— In response to Nikolai 1.0.

Takeo Masaki

"I feel a power coursing through my veins!"

— Upon receiving Insta-Kill.

"This city... has seen more in its share of snipers..."

— Upon receiving a sniper from the Mystery Box, this quote is a reference to Nikolai Belinski's quote.

"No bullets? Unfortunate. Unfortunate indeed."

— Upon running out of ammo.

Nikolai Belinski

"This city... has seen more in its share of pain. It has been witness to horrors that would make most souls question the very concept of humanity itself. It has been known by many names, but I know it as Stalingrad, city of blood."

— Said in the Gorod Krovi Trailer.

"I am like one man armored division!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I have trained my body to ignore pain...Ow!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"No ammo? This is war-zone, there should be bullets everywhere!"

— Upon running out of ammo.

"Should I question origin of this unexpected gift?"

— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Let them burn, just as this city has burned."

— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"I am sorry, Nikolai. I wish...I wish there was another way. But know this, in my heart, I share the same pain as you. The pain that you have buried and blurred behind an alcohol-fueled haze. Yes, the pain of your own memory. You loved, and you lost. Everything else has been... delusional fantasy that distance you from painful truth. You know what I speak of! You remember. Before the bombs fell, before she was taken from us."

— In response to Nikolai 1.0 in the ending cutscene.

"As child growing up in Russia, real gum was rare... we sucked on rocks."

— Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

"This should do job... Job of killing."

— Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

Edward Richtofen

"You can stop now, it's all over!"

— Upon receiving Double Points.

"Well, that really is quite fortuitous."

— Upon receiving Max Ammo.

"Thank you, but I think I was doing just fine on my own!"

— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"After the island, I believed I would never again inhale such foul odors. I was wrong. I was so wrong!"

— After traveling through the sewer system.

"I'm sure it will be delicious! I'm an optimist. Gah! It's stuck it my throat!"

— Upon consuming a Gobble-gum.

"I don't even know how you're meant to carry this. Am I pointing it the right way?"

— Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"I don't really want this. In fact, I don't know why I even took it."

— Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"You know what I really desire, box. This was not it!"

— Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Focus, Edward, you can make this work. You can make this work."

— Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, you can just fuck off, box."

— Upon receiving a Sniper Rifle from the Mystery Box.

"We have been through many battles, Ray Gun. We inch ever closer to the last."

— Upon receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box.

"I'm sorry, but do you really expect me to use this?!"

— Upon receiving a Launcher from the Mystery Box.

"A weapon perfectly suited for a man that does not have time to aim. I am that man!"

— Upon receiving an LMG from the Mystery Box.

"I like shotguns, always have. Actually, why would I say such a thing?!"

— Upon receiving a Shotgun from the Mystery Box.

"I really hope Maxis is okay. I miss him."

— Upon receiving any weapon from the Mystery Box.

"There is so much potential for chaos behind that mischievous smile! Muahaha!"

— Upon receiving the Monkey Bombs from the Mystery Box.

"You wouldn't take candy from a baby, would you? I wouldn't, but I think I have."

— Upon consuming a Gobblegum.

"It takes more than a little slap to rattle this doctor!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"I've been scratched before, believe me!"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Do you want a lobotomy, because you're going the right way about it"

— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Believe it or not, S.O.P.H.I.A used to be Maxis' secretary. How she became a machine, I know not. The important thing is that she appears to control much of the technology in this, uh, area."

— In response to S.O.P.H.I.A.

"I've finished examining you. The news isn't good!"

— Upon knifing a zombie.

"My pockets aren't deep enough to carry around potentially useless items!"

— Upon picking up a Guard of Fafnir part.

"Why don't you show yourself, Monty? We all know how important you must be."

— Upon consuming a Gobble-gum.

"More ammo? Wow! The perpetual cycle of torture can continue!"

— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Remember, don't take candy from strangers. It's a really bad idea."

— Upon consuming a Gobble-gum.

"I guess it was inevitable that I ran out of bullets. Good things rarely last"

— Upon running out of ammo.

"Being shielding from the fires of hell is not something I'm used to."

— Upon picking up the Guard of Fafnir.

"No bullets? But I had so many of them!"

— Upon running out of ammo.

"Are you saying I should warn him of what will happen? No, that's a terrible idea."

— In response to Dempsey.

"It is done. The souls have been collected Maxis. I will see you soon."

— Upon releasing the souls in the ending cutscene.

Original Timeline Nikolai Belinski

"Curse you, dragon! Hey, other soldiers! Identify yourselves!"

— Said at the beginning of the game.

"Hello?! I do not know whose side are you on [sic], but unless you fight for the glory of Mother Russia, I strongly suggest you leave my city!"

— Said at the beginning of Round 3

"Perhaps you have come to help me friends, eh? That would be good. For many years I have had only one friend. Say hello to vodka!"

— Said at the beginning of Round 4.

"Hello my friends! I need new power core from weapons system. Mine is very...broken. Oh and one last thing! Do you have any vodka? I appear to be running very low."

— Said after any player returns from the Hatchery

"A true Russian NEVER surrenders!"

— When Dempsey, Nikolai, Takeo or Richtofen ask him to surrender

"You think you will kill me now?!"

— Upon Nikolai approaching him in the ending cutscene.

"Some things are forgotten for a REASON!"

— In response to Nikolai in the ending cutscene.

Dr. Monty

"I have been watching. I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds. I know who you are. Sounds ominous, doesn't it? GOOD! 'cause it fucking is!"

— Said at the start of Round 14. Dr. Monty is quoting the Shadow Man with the first two sentences of this quote.

"The entirety of the universe is fractured and broken. Something that you clowns hold more than at least some degree of responsibility for. GUESS WHAT? You're gonna fix it! Look, just do what you usually do. Listen out for radios and things, and I'll help, wherever I can."

— Said at the start of Round 15.

"Okay, Nikolai... Dempsey... Takeo. I'm only talking to you right now. Richtofen, he can't hear me. See, he's probably off doing his own thing right now, anyway. No changing that, I suppose. The good news is, you're nearly done. It will soon be time to come to the house. But, this plan... this big plan - a lot of it's been riding on Richtofen. Before he caught up with you guys, he spent years traveling. Searching out just the right versions of you - the ones who held the key to closing off the other dimensions. I think you know by now exactly what that entails. Point is, he's kind of surplus to requirements these days. He's been in the house for ages... but don't tell him. Anyway, it'll all make sense when you get here, you'll see. Honestly, it's going to be fine. Oh, shit... I completly forgot to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Monty. Hello, so nice to see you all."

— Said after the Easter Egg has been completed.

"Hello? Testing, testing, tes - do you hear me? TESTING, TESTING! TE - actually, I don't know why I'm doing all this. I'm almost a hundred percent certain that you CAN hear me. So let's not fanny about. Okay, where best to start? The universe... is big. Really big. So try to imagine the biggest thing that you can, and then imagine you're waaaay off. It's a million, billion, trillion, eh... zillion? - times bigger than that. Actually, don't worry about the size, it's fucking huge. We'll just leave it at that. More important than it's humongous proportions, is the fact that the universe is a living, breathing thing. Ever changing, ever shifting. Existing across and beyond time and space itself. With me so far?"

— Said when the first wisp is shot.

"Alright, so you got this universe, this big, changing, already volatile universe, and then you shatter it with a hammer. A metaphorical hammer. And it cracks and splinters into a million other universes. All coexisting at exactly the same time. *sighs* Do you have any idea how difficult that is to keep track of? I may be omnipotent, but I can't be everywhere."

— Said when the second wisp is shot.

"Now, if it'd be entirely up to me, you numbskulls would be the last people I would entrust with this, but due to factors, outside my control, you're all I got. I know there's a lot going on. I know there's a lot to take in. But the universe, is deeply unstable right now. Things are going to get a lot worse, before they are going to get better. Crazy as things are, I will try my absolute best, to give you all some one-on-one time - some good old fashioned TLC. Do this right, and everything will be okay. Pinky promise!"

— Said when the third wisp is shot.

"Alright "Tank", I'm going to need you to trust me, okay? You've done really, really well so far, but I honestly think it's going to be easier, if I just talk you thru some things. Now, let's be honest. You don't really know who you are, do you? You've been bouncing around time and space for years, yelling all sorts of obscenities. By the way, your language is fucking disgraceful sometimes - you should wash your mouth out with soap. Anyway, we'll talk again soon, and I'll explain everything. Just give a little time to double check my flow charts."

— Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.

"Right, uh... were where we, "Tank"? Actually, more to the point - where are you? Are you up to speed? Do you know exactly what you're doing? Or is the 115 delusion so bad, you're still calling in field reports? Even though, no one, is listening! Sorry, that's unfair. I was listening, I heard every word you said. Uh, you're a good soldier, you always were."

— Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.

"So, Richtofen... I'm kind of surprised you've gone along with him this far. Didn't you absolutely despise him at one point? Anyway, keep a close eye on him. I think he's up to something..."

— Said when "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.

"Takeo Masaki, wow. These wounds are fresh, aren't they? The bitter sting of betrayal/ The absolute collapse of the singular belief that has been the driving force in your life as long as you can remember. What now Takeo? What do you do when the metaphorical rug has been pulled out from under your feet?"

— Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.

"I'll tell you what you do Takeo. You do what you always have. You fight. The only difference is you do it for yourself, not some misplaced sense of duty or honor."

— Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.

"So, besides the changes to your own outlook, have you noticed a change in Richtofen? Dempsey? Well I'm not trying to stir things up but, does it seem to you like the two have been scheming between themselves?"

— Said when Takeo Masaki gets downed.

"Oh here it is. I don't understand you matey. I don't understand a single thing about what makes you tick! You are the closest thing to an absolute distillation of obtuse obstructionism, an unparallel maniacal chaos in human form as it is possible to imagine."

— Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.

"Look, I know you've had a lot to deal with. I know how hard you've been trying but I can't really be sure exactly how you're doing it! I mean, it's not as if you owe Maxis or anything!...Is it?"

— Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.

"I don't know, maybe some of the paranoia is starting to rub off on me! But let me tell you this my little German friend, I've got my eye on you!"

— Said when Edward Richtofen gets downed.

"Nikolai, to any historian who wouldn't list this in the top 10 most horrible events in human history, even without the dragons."

— Said when Nikolai Belinski gets downed.

"I know you may not talk about it sometimes, but your whole sense of reality is built only upon the things that are talked about. If it isn't said, it didn't happen. There are certain things that you can't ever change Nikolai, all I ask is that you do the right thing. The right thing for everyone."

— Said when Nikolai Belinski gets downed.

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