Green Run/Quotes

Abigail "Misty" Briarton

General

"Okay, That's one for you, 78 for me, but yeah, one for you!"

— Random

"Hey Marlton, maybe we could build a tree fort."

— Said randomly to Marlton.

"I'll get the one on the right, you get the one on the left and let the middle one eat Stuhlinger."

— Said randomly when shooting zombies.

"Huh...the bus is clear for once."

— Said randomly whilst on the bus.

"Stuhlinger, is that smell you?"

— Said randomly.

"I can't see anything but I can smell Stuhlinger..."

— Upon walking into mist.

"Whoa, I thought I was a goner for sure out there."

— Upon walking out of the mist

"Stupid jerk! Go around the bus and check if there are any zombies hiding back there."

— Said randomly when on the bus.

"I can't see three feet in front of my face!"

— Said when entering the fog

Beginning

"Marlton, sweetie, turn the lights on."

— Upon starting.

"Being in the dark is fun and all, but I like being able to see what I'm killing."

— At the beginning.

"Ugh, lights are out. That's why I knocked my shin into something."

— Said upon starting.

"I'll bet there's some way to get this place lit up..."

— Upon starting.

Being hit a Zombie

"Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"

— After killing a Zombie that hit her.

"Try again, you turd sniffer!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit her.

Downed or revived

"Huh I thought I was finished there for a second".

- After being revived.

"Whew, that was almost my last rodeo!"

— After being revived.

"Hey! Can someone toss me a Quick Revive?"

— When downed.

"What you won't do without me?"

— After being revived.

"Don't expect any special favors...if you get my drift."

— Upon being revived.

Ammo

"Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"

— When low on ammo.

"Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"

— When out of ammo.

"No bullets? No back-up? No problem!"

— When out of ammo.

"Stuhlinger! It's your lucky day, you get to watch me use a knife!"

— When out of ammo

"Oh no i'm out of bullets! If only a big smelly idiot would protect me!"

— When out of ammo

"I was a six-time knife-fighting champ, I ain't afraid of nothing!"

— When out of ammo

"Let me show you boys how unarmed combat is supposed to go down!"

— When out of ammo

Power-Up

"One, two, I'm killing you!"

— Upon receiving Double Points power-up.

Perk-a-Cola

"Anyone hurt?... Yuck what is this stuff?"

— After drinking Quick Revive.

"*Burp* Heh... That was unlady-like"

— After drinking Juggernog.

Mystery Box

"Rappidy Dabbidy, Lets Kill some stuff!"

— When getting a good weapon from the Mystery Box

"You'll do, little man, you'll do...no, not you, Stuhlinger."

— Upon acquiring an SMG.

"Oohh, keep talking, never stop!"

— Upon acquiring the HAMR.

"It's a lady's right to be fussy about her weapons!"

— Upon acquiring a sniper rifle.

"At the risk of sounding sexist, this is a girl's gun!"

— Upon acquiring the Chicom CQB.

"This thing talks almost as much as I do!"

— Upon receiving the RPD.

"Mr. Boxy, why must you be so expensive?"

— Said when unable to afford a weapon from the Mystery Box.

"Oh, I even get rejected by the mysterious Mr. Box?"

— Upon the Mystery Box respawning.

Finding parts and crafting

"This looks like it might be good for something..."

— When picking up a crafting ingredient.

"I sure hope I'm doing this right..."

— While building.

"Gotta Prioritize."

— When switching parts to build something.

"Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"

— After a successful craft.

"HA!"

— When meleeing with a crafted Assault Shield.

"Huh. I bet that idiot Stuhlinger couldn't do this."

— Upon crafting.

"I won't hurt Marlton's feelings by telling him I made this. I'll just say I found it."

— Upon creating a device.

"Huh. Some kind of wind machine...I'll ask Marlton what it does."

— Upon crafting the Turbine.

Samuel Stuhlinger

Beginning

"Gonna have to flip on the lights somehow."

— At the beginning.

'

"It's dark... I don't like the dark... Wierd shit happens in the dark..."

— At the beginning.

'

General

"I know what the aliens do in their spinning discs!"

— Said randomly.

Killing a Zombie

"Ok, now you're just making me hungry!"

— After killing a Zombie.

Mystery Box

"I came here to shoot meat and eat sandwiches, and I am fresh out of sandwiches."

— After receiving a positive weapon from the Mystery Box.

Ammo

"Huhhh, a little too close to click click click".

- When running low on ammo.

"Look like I have been too trigger happy".

- When running low on ammo.

"Why am I out of bullets? Hello? Who responsible for that?"

— When out of ammo.

"Ammo and cheese! I need ammo and CHEESE!"

— Said when running low on ammo.

Marlton Johnson

Beginning

"Finally, all my electrical engineering studies will yield results."

— Upon starting.

General

"Russman, go into the storm and measure the gigawatts."

— Said after the storm begins.

"She's perfect...I-I mean, her accuracy is perfect."

— Said randomly about Misty.

"You're the only thing I can cradle in my arms without barfing"

-Said upon buying the M14

Killing a Zombie

"Lay on, Macduff"

— After killing a Zombie. A reference to a line by Shakespeare's Macbeth in the play of the same name.

"That spells the end of you!"

— Upon killing a zombie.

"Ah, I did it!"

— After knifing a zombie.

Downed or revived

"The floor, so dirty"

— After being downed.

"Urrrggaaah, this floor is disgusting"

— After being downed.

"Thank you for reviving me, now please step back"

-After being revived.

Mystery Box

"The M8A1 automatic rifle with a 5.56mm 32-round magazine could be...ugh, I could just say "it's fine"."

— Upon receiving the M8A1.

"Now, I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"

— Quoting the Bhagavad Gita upon receiving the DSR 50.

"Oh, I would not trade this for all the tea in China. If there even is a China anymore..."

— Upon receiving the S12.

"You see, to any underdeveloped mind, science is indistinguishable from magic."

— Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"The Python .357 magnum revolver. No thank you, I have reproductive organs of my own."

— Upon acquiring the Python.

"This seems like a weapon for men with small penises, paging Russman."

— Upon acquiring the Python.

"KAP-40...will this thing allow me to 'Kap' the zombies when I get swarmed?"

— Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The KAP, an automatic pistol with the recoil system of a rifle? The designer was indecisive and has created a sub-par weapon!"

— Upon receiving the KAP-40.

"The Executioner...a five-chambered portable shotgun-pistol. Really? I should execute you for giving me this unwieldy thing!"

— Upon receiving the Executioner.

"If nothing else is available, I suppose I shall endure it."

— Upon receiving a semi-automatic rifle, such as the FAL or SMR.

"If I wanted a semi-automatic rifle, I'd make one of my own!"

— Upon receiving the SMR.

"Fascinating...C4, insulated wire and a cheap toy and blammo!"

— Upon receiving the Monkey Bomb.

"Ah, the Soviet RPD light machine gun with a 100-round 7.62mm drum magazine...I will not be changing clips very often."

— Upon receiving the RPD.

"This seems like a gun for men with tiny penises, paging Russman."

— Upon receiving the Python

Perk-a-Cola

"My diagnostics skills seem greatly enhanced!"

— Upon drinking Quick Revive.

Power-up

"I cannot store anymore ammo! Oh, that's a good thing."

— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"I have accumulated maximum ammunition! "

— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Nuclear fission!"

— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Fusion, fission...you're dead either way."

— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Lick the atomic light!"

— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"I will now embark on a killing spree!"

— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"HAH! I have been granted the power of death!"

— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"I touch you and you touch the infinite. But I don't like touching."

— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

Ammo

"Ammo conservation, Marlton, ammo conservation!"

— When running low on ammo.

"No ammo? That means I will have to engage these monstrosities with a blade...uhh..."

— Upon running out of ammo.

"Have I mentioned I despise physical interaction? "

— Upon running out of ammo.

Finding parts and crafting

"Portable wind generator, courtesy of your resident genius!"

— Upon creating the Turbine.

"Here. Definitely here."

— Upon placing the Turbine.

Power

"And then Marlton said, "let there be light"! Aaaaaah! "

— Upon turning on the power.

"Education soars to the rescue once more!"

— Upon crafting and then turning on the power.

"Great Tesla coils!"

— Upon turning on the power.

Russman

Beginning

"If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Marlton!"

— At the beginning.

General

"Russman likes his bus relatively zombie-free. "

— Said randomly whist on the bus.

Being hit by a Zombie

"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me."

— After killing a Zombie that hit him.

"Ain't no one allowed to touch Russman!"

— After killing a Zombie that hit him.

"You no good freakalope!"

— After killing a Zombie that hit him.

Power-Up

"Full up, wipe out!"

— Russman after getting the Max Ammo power up.

Denizens

"What's that? I heard something!"

— After hearing a Denizen's scream.

Finding parts and crafting

"Work, damn you!"

— After placing a crafted object.

"Fuck you, Marlton, I can build shit too!"

— Upon crafting an item.

"Hmm, I smell a plan comin' together! Heeeheeheee!"

— Upon finding an item to craft.

T.E.D.D.

• "Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing from HARAP research station."

• "It is unsafe to distract a driver while the bus is operational."

• "Vandals will be ejected without a refund."

• "Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!"

• "Warning, warning. Software failure imminent."

• "Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."

• "Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"

• "Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"