Misty
- "Never again, stumpchuckers, never!"
- — Misty, after killing a zombie that hit her.
- "This looks like it might be good for something..."
- — Misty, when picking up a crafting ingredient.
- "Ghouly Ghoulies, here I come!"
- — Misty after a successful craft.
- "HA!"
- — Misty, when meleeing with a crafted Assault Shield.
- "Can anyone spare some slugs for a lady?"
- — Misty, when out of ammo
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- "One, two, I'm killing you!"
- — Misty, after killing a zombie.
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- "Hey! Can someone toss me a Quick Revive?"
- — 'Misty when downed.
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- "What you won't do without me?"
- — ' Misty after being revived'.
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- "Gonna have to look around for a new source of bullets!"
- — Misty when Ammo runs low.
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- "Gotta Prioritize."
- — Said when switching parts to build something
Samuel
Marlton
"Lay on, Macduff"
- Marlton, after killing a zombie. A reference to a line by Shakespeare's Macbeth in the play of the same name.
"The floor, so dirty"
- Marlton, after getting downed.
Russman
"You touchin' me? No you ain't touchin' me!"
-Russman, after killing a zombie that hit him
- "If only we had a nerdy science geek to turn on the lights... Hey, Martlon!"
- — Russman when starting a game.
Automated bus driver
"Door privilages have been fucking revoked."
- After attacking the bus driver multiple times, he locks the doors for around 30 seconds.