This is the list of the characters' quotes from the Exo Zombies map Infection.
Kahn[]
- "Get ready!"
- — At the beginning.
- "Eagle One, we got four survivors down here, hello?"
- — When Eagle One talks to them at round 2.
- "About fucking time! We got four survivors down here, hello? Hello?...You son of a bitch..."
- — An alternate response to Eagle one at the end of round 1.
- "Eagle One, we got four survivors down here, you need to lift us out of here, NOW!"
- — After Eagle One has contacted them at round 4.
- "Hold tight? You kiddin' me?"
- — After Eagle One contacts them about a possible rescuing.
- "Huh, Didn`t know Atlas had this secament."
- — When entering Atlas Command
- "I think I own stock in this place"
- — When entering Value Voltage
- "Oh shit!, Good God, Fuck!, I hate sewers..."
- — When entering the sewers.
- "Burger Town? I love Burger Town!"
- — Upon entering Burger Town
- "Burger Town? I grew up on this shit!"
- — Upon entering Burger Town.
- "Ah shit, we`re doing this?...This is happening!"
- — When approaching a survivor's location.
- "Stay where you are until the Warbird comes and shut the fuck up!"
- — When a survivor is at the extraction point
- "Why are we saving others when we can barely save ourselves?"
- — After a survivor has successfully been rescued.
- "Shit, that's Goliath Class armour!"
- — Upon seeing the Goliath spawning in.
- "Great! Coordinates! Love it!"
- — As a response to Eagle One after he tells the player to rescue another survivor.
- "Eagle One, Who do you work for? I repeat, who do you work for? You're not flying a standard Warbird, over. Hello?"
- — As a response after Eagle One asks to rescue a third survivor.
Lilith Swann[]
- "Holy shit, holy shit, was I just in a body bag?"
- — At the beginning of a game.
- "It's the Warbird! Hello? I'm here! Can you hear me?...SHIT!"
- — As a response to Eagle One after he contacts the survivors for the first time.
- "Eagle One, are we glad to hear you, can you get us out of here?"
- — As a response to Eagle One`s second attempt to contact the survivors
- "Looks Like Atlas invested in this town."
- — Upon entering ATLAS Command
- "Maybe we can find something useful in here..."
- — Upon entering Value Voltage.
- "Just had to be a sewer..."
- — When entering the sewers.
- "Great...Burger Town..."
- — Upon entering Burger Town
- "I`ll never be hungry enough to eat at this dump!"
- — When entering Burger Town.
- "We`ll bring him to you!"
- — As a response to Eagle One after he wants the players to rescue a survivor.
- "Just hang on! Let's go! The Warbird is waiting!"
- — Talking to the survivor at the meeting point.
- "Oh shit! Is that armour? Where the fuck did he get that?"
- — When spotting the Goliath for the first time.
- "What the hell is it going to take to bring that thing down?"
- — When firing at the Goliath.
Oz[]
- "I picked the wrong day to show up sober."
- — At the start of a game.
- "Gonna have to find more shit to shoot with!"
- — At the start of a game.
- "Kahn, I feel you should have known about these things."
- — At the start of a game.
- "Airmen, we got four survivors in some serious shit, requesting an exfil, come in...figures."
- — After the first attempt from Eagle One to contact the survivors.
- "Airmen, we got four survivors requesting an exfil, do you copy?...Guess not."
- — Alternate response to Eagle One after he tries to contact the survivor`s for the first time.
- "Eagle One, would you be so kind to get us the hell out of here please?"
- — After Eagle One`s second attempt trying to contact the survivors.
- "Hold tight? Onto what?"
- — After Eagle one says that he's called in an Warbird.
- "Fuck! Atlas`s everywhere isn`t it?"
- — Upon entering ATLAS Command.
- "Cheap Power, Cheaper Thrills!"
- — Upon entering Value Voltage.
- "I`ve flushed a lot of goldfish down in holes like this."
- — Said when entering the sewers.
- "I wonder if the drive thru's open."
- — Upon entering Burger Town.
- "I don't get this...Where did that "thing" get armour?"
- — Upon spotting the Goliath for the first time.
- "Oh, Ok, no problem...We`ll just stop whatever we're doing and go do that instead!"
- — As a response to Eagle One after he tell the players to pick up another survivor.
- "Hello, Mister fly-guy, where-is-our-ride?"
- — As a response after Eagle One wants them to rescue a third survivor.
- "Yes sir! Mister Eagle One sir!"
- — When the team agree`s to rescue the third survivor.
Jim Decker[]
- "What the fuck does these things want?"
- — At the start of a game
- "Mayday, mayday, four survivors requesting emidiate evac, Eagle One, do you read?...Fuck!"
- — As a response to Eagle One`s first attempt to contact the survivors.
- "Finnaly, we can find some good gear in here!"
- — Upon entering ATLAS Command.
- "Burger Town? Ah, now I know we're in hell!"
- — Upon entering Burger Town.
Multiple Characters Conversations[]
Decker & Lilith[]
Decker: You alright, Lilith?
Lilith: Oh hell, are you still trying to make friends? Just shoot stuff, Decker.
Decker: I would've made the same call.
Lilith: What?
Decker: With the pilot. We should help people when we can.
Lilith: You getting all boy-scout on me, Decker?
Decker: Hey, I joined Atlas to make a... difference, you know?
Lilith: Yeah, sure made a difference.
Decker: What, you think Atlas caused this on purpose?
Lilith: You don't?
Decker: Look around, Lilith. It's clear that Atlas was trying to contain whatever happened here.
Lilith: Decker, are you really that dense?
Decker: You know, Atlas did save us. We'd be zombie meat if it wasn't for them.
Lilith: I don't see how our situation has improved.
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Decker: Hey I'm all for saving people, but there's something off about this pilot!
Lilith: That's funny, coming from the Atlas cheerleader.
Decker: Dammit! Where is our exfil?! Hey Lilith, you tell your boyfriend to go fuck himself next time he calls!
Lilith: Oh nice, what happened to "helping people", Decker?
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Decker: Fuck! How long has it been?! Where is OUR EXFIL?!
Lilith: Stop whining, Decker. We need to trust him.
Decker: Trust him?! We don't even know who he is!
Lilith: You wanna walk, Decker? Go right ahead. We don't need you.
Decker: Come on! Forget the pilot already! Let's just find our own way out!
Decker & Oz[]
Decker: What the hell happened here, anyway?
Oz: Err, well, Imma take a wild guess... Looks like the whole town is infested with mutant zombie cocksuckers.
Decker: How the hell did these things get here?
Oz: Uh, they flew? Business class? Who the hell cares, Decker. Shoot things!
Decker: All I wanna know is what happened to this town.
Oz: Looks to me like Atlas happened. They excel at fucking shit up.
Decker: I don't know man, looks to me like Atlas tried to stop the infected here, then shit hit the fan.
Oz: Wha-what is it like in your world, Decker? Do all the fuzzy puppets sing and dance as they try to eat your spleen?
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Decker: Man, I hope that pilot comes through.
Oz: You hope for a lot of things. Get over your man-crush and focus on the here and the now.
Decker: Hey, Lilith thinks the pilot is OK. I don't see anybody rioting her about it.
Oz: Yeah, well, she's a lot prettier than you and normally a lot smarter.
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Oz: Yellow.
Decker: What?
Oz: The pilot's fuzzy puppet skin has got to be yellow. Might explain why he's not here.
Decker: Shit, this place is getting out of control! Where is our exfil?!
Oz: Oh, I'm sure the cavalry's gonna arrive on their big white fucking horses any second now, Decker.
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Decker: FUCK! Where's our ride?!
Oz: Oh, don't tell me you're having second thoughts now, Decker. Where's that trust?
Decker: Hey you shut it, Oz! This is crazy, we cannot keep doing this! We need a way out!
Oz: We all go, or none of us go! Lilith makes the call.
Decker: Who the fuck put her in charge?!
Kahn & Decker[]
Kahn: Decker, you alright?
Decker: You know it's strange, but I feel great.
Kahn: That's the stasis bag. Accelerates the healing process.
Decker: Why do you think Atlas decided to save us, Kahn?
Kahn: I don't know, Decker... But it sure as hell is no accident.
Decker: Kahn, it's gotta be you!
Kahn: Me? What about me?
Decker: Atlas saved us because of you. You're an exec, you're high in the corporate chain.
Kahn: Decker. I don't think I'm the reason Atlas saved us.
Decker: Why not Kahn? Why not?
Kahn: I'm not the reason Atlas saved us. I lost billions in a deal that went south.
Decker: You're shitting me.
Kahn: I wish I was.
Decker: Kahn, if you lost billions, why didn't Atlas just fire you?
Kahn: Look around, Decker. They put me in charge of a facility that created all of this.
Decker: Kahn, I've been thinking, and if what you said is true, it would be easier for Atlas to blame all of this on someone who's dead.
Kahn: And?
Decker: You ain't dead.
Kahn: Decker. Help me, buddy. Help me help you. I need you to help me understand. You still think Atlas are the good guys?
Decker: They rescued us, that's all I'm saying. And I'll tell you another thing, that's more than I can say for Mr. Flyguy up there.
Kahn: Fuck! Decker, wake up! Atlas doesn't do anything unless it benefits them!
Decker: There's gotta be a reason that they saved us!
Kahn: The only people that we can count on is us! Not Atlas, not this pilot. Us!
Decker: You know what? I hate to say it Kahn, but you might be right. And I have to tell you something, I hate saying you're right! Why do you have to be fucking right?!
Kahn & Lilith[]
Kahn: Well at least we're still together.
Lilith: Oh. Wow, uh, is that supposed to comfort me?
Kahn: Look, all I'm saying is, we're a good team.
Lilith: You know what, you're right. And as a team, we should keep an eye out for others who can use our help.
Kahn: No that's not what I'm saying. Lilith let's not kid ourselves. We need to focus on the four of us if we're gonna continue to survive.
Lilith: How can you be so callous?
Kahn: I'm being real! Why are we still playing the rescue game?
Lilith: Because that pilot said he can help us get out of here.
Kahn: The pilot guy is full of shit! You know that, we all know that!
Lilith: He just needs more time!
Kahn: I say we're done playing heroes. We should focus on getting out of here.
Lilith: Yeah, we know. We already got a chopper on the way.
Kahn: Then where the hell is it?! Lilith, don't be stupid, we don't even know who the pilot is!
Lilith: He rescues people! How bad can he be?
Kahn: Wait! Wait! I think I see our ride!
Lilith: Really?! You see it?!
Kahn: No, no I don't... Because that jackass was never coming, Lilith!
Lilith: Kahn, why do you have to be so damn cynical?!
Kahn: You mean why do I always have to be right. Because I am. Where in the fucking hell in this fucking shitfaced town is that fucking damn pilot?! Where is he, Lilith?!
Lilith: You wanna go, Kahn? Then go. All of you! Go! No one is making you stay!
Kahn & Oz[]
Kahn: Say Oz... How long do you think we were out for?
Oz: Dunno. Forty winks and missed some changes
Kahn: We gotta be at least a hundred miles from the facility. The infection must have spread for weeks now.
Oz: Or days. You saw how fast it worked.
Kahn: Shit, look at all this. Why aren't we infected?
Oz: Who says we aren't?
Kahn: If we were infected, we'd change... right?
Oz: Maybe we did, and just don't know it.
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Oz: Don't mind Lil', she'll figure it out.
Kahn: Figure what out?
Oz: That going after the survivors is pointless.
Kahn: If you agree we're wasting time on the survivors, then tell Lilith. Come on Oz, back me up here.
Oz: Back you up? Hah!
Kahn: Come on Oz, you know we're wasting ammo saving anyone but us. And for what? A ride that's never gonna show?
Oz: I don't like it. I like you less.
Kahn: This pilot is stringing us along, Oz. Talk to Lilith. She listens to you for some dumbass reasons.
Oz: You want me to take away any hope Lily's got left? I'm not doing that. I'm sticking with the girl!
Kahn: Oh come on, let's stop fucking around with these rescues! We gotta find a way out!
Oz: Yeah? So find us a way out, oh powerful Kahn. If you know so damn much, then lead us. The great Kahn... More like "conman".
Kahn: Fuck you, Oz. Janitor-man. Okay janitor-man, why don't we mop our way out of here? Fuck you.
Lilith & Oz[]
Lilith: Ugh, I can't stop thinking about it. Were we dead?
Oz: Yeah I know. It was nice and quiet.
Lilith: Oz, how can you be so... cavalier about all of this? Don't you care?
Oz: I care about all my bullets finding a new home. Lily, do me a favor and just hold it together.
Lilith: You want ME to hold it together??
Oz: You're the only one who doesn't entirely piss me off. You lose it, and there goes the fucking neighborhood.
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Lilith: Oh by the way everyone, I'm just fine. No need to worry about the defenseless girl.
Oz: Don't be a dick, Lily. It's not a color you wear well.
Lilith: See that, Oz? I'm still kicking ass, you fucker.
Oz: I'm on your side, Lily. Try and remember that.
Lilith: Listen Oz, I know you mean well, it's just... Look, I can take care of myself.
Oz: Hah!... Oh, you're serious?
Lilith: Why are you being such a jerk, Oz?
Oz: None of us can take care of ourselves. That's why we're still alive. We're acting as a team.
Lilith: You're right Oz. None of us are gonna make it on our own. That's why we have to help any survivors we can.
Oz: I don't care about any of them!
Lilith: No, if we leave, we might miss the exfil!
Oz: Lily! He's not coming. The pilot is just stringing us along. Let's go already.
Lilith: No! He will be here! He promised. We. Will. Be rescued!
Oz: Lily, think! Our ride isn't here, we're running out of ammo. It's time, we need to move on.