This is a list of the characters' quotes for the Zombies map Mob of the Dead.
Salvatore DeLuca[]
- "Who the fuck do you think you are? Puttin' your filthy paws on me!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "You just got Humpty-Dumpty-fied, and no one is putting you back together! ."
- — After getting an explosive kill. A reference to the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty.
- "Damn, that was fucking loud. My ears are ringing like a church bell."
- — After getting an explosive kill
- "Damn! It's fuckin' messin' em all over the fuckin' show!"
- — After getting a grenade kill
- "You're a dead piece a shit now!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Too close motherfucker, way too close."
- — After getting a knife kill
- "Have I made myself clear?"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Some folks gotta learn the hard way!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Shoulda just walked the otha way."
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "You was askin' for it greaseball!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "I gotta few words for you: Go to hell!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "You're fuckin' busted ya piece a shit!"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot
- "You learned your lesson? Don't matter now, you ain't got no head!"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot
- "Go to hell and stay there!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "I need to get off this damn rock."
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "Bring it on you fucks!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "Hey, why don't you put all yourselves in a group? Save me some time!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "You like that? Huh? Did ya fuckin' like that?! Cos I fuckin' did!"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot
- "This ain't gonna end well, believe me."
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "You ain't putting me into ground."
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "You just keep comin', don't ya!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Fuck! There sure is a lot of you!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Damn! You bastards been breeding?!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Let's do it, come on!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Where the hell is everybody? I'm pissing in the wind here!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Look at this, locations marked on a map of the fuckin' prison."
- — After spotting the map in the starting room
- "Are these things like a, a way into another world?"
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife for the first time
- "Hey man, crazy as it sounds, I think we can use these switches to get outta our bodies."
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife for the first time
- "There's like a, weird lookin' holes in some of the walls!"
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife for the first time
- "I think there's shit we can do when were floatin' around like that."
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife for the first time
- "Anyone else notice the portal thing?"
- — After reviving himself for the first time
- "What the hell is a fuckin' wolf doin' on the wall?"
- — After finding Cerberus for the first time
- "Look at the fuckin' wolf! What's it doin'? Does it need somethin'?"
- — After feeding Cerberus
- "What? Looks like the dog's wandered off!"
- — After sufficiently feeding Cerberus
- "We have the key, so let's get on with the fuckin' plan!"
- — After receiving the Warden's Key
- "Alright then, we got the key!"
- — After receiving the Warden's Key
- "Hey guys, I found the oxygen tanks."
- — After finding the oxygen tank plane part
- "Your boys did good Handsome, it was just where they said it would be."
- — After finding the rigging plane part
- "We got the sheets! Time to move on."
- — After finding the uniform plane part
- "Found the engine. Damn, this thing is heavy!"
- — After finding the engine plane part
- "Hey, I found the control valves."
- — After finding the control valve plane part
- "Keep it up, we're almost done."
- — After finding four plane parts
- "Got a fuel can!"
- — After finding a fuel canister
- "We're cooking now! I found another fuel can!"
- — After finding a fuel canister
- "Looks like part of some kinda machine."
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "Hey Weasel, what did you say this thing was?"
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "Looks like part of some machine."
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "You said we need this thing to make a shield, right Weasel?"
- — After finding a Zombie Shield part
- "I don't know what it is but it's somethin'."
- — After finding a part for a buildable
- "I know I need this. How I know? I don't know."
- — After finding a part for a buildable
- "We got shields guys, come grab one."
- — After building the Zombie Shield
- "Now what I need is one of those goofy guns."
- — After building the Acid Gat Kit
- "Guys! I found somethin'!"
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "Woohoo! We're gonna need this!"
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "What is this about?"
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "Looks like just what we were looking for."
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "What the fuck?! A gun just appeared right outta that chalk drawin'!"
- — After buying an off-wall weapon for the first time
- "C'mon c'mon, hurry it up! I aint got time to fuck around with the box."
- — After buying an off-wall weapon
- "From the chalk outline, a real shooter, I ain't even gonna ask how."
- — After buying an off-wall weapon
- "Gimme that!"
- — After buying a gun off the wall
- "Ammo's almost gone!"
- — When running low on ammo
- "I'm burnin' through ammo!"
- — When running low on ammo
- "I only gotta few rounds left."
- — When running low on ammo
- "No ammo? That's just fuckin' great."
- — When out of ammo
- "Shit! No bullets!"
- — When out of ammo
- "I really need some lead!"
- — When out of ammo
- "Shit! Shoulda saved the last one for myself!"
- — When out of ammo
- "I'm all out! This is not good."
- — When out of ammo
- "This is the fuckin' business!"
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "Oh yeah! I can see why they call this the Death Machine."
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "Think you stand a chance? You thought wrong!"
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "Keep comin'! I'm ready for ya!"
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "You ain't got nothin' on this!"
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "Your fuckin' goose, just got cooked!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "You got burned bad!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "Now this, is a grade-A killing machine."
- — After killing zombies with the Ray Gun
- "That fried up your ass, didn't it?"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "Nice fucking killing! Now come to papi!"
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "I'm dragging you all to hell!"
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "Haha, hey, you got fucking boomeranged, bitch!"
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "It's pain-day freaks! You're all invited."
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "That one knocked out your teeth!"
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "Oh, I like this shit!"
- — After killing many zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "Oh, man! Weasel wasn't kidding about this Blundergat thing!"
- — After killing many zombies with Blundergat
- "Fuck you, and fuck your fucking kind!"
- — After killing many zombies with Blundergat
- "Holy fuck! This thing looks like a fuckin' coffin or somethin'!"
- — After finding the Mystery Box for the first time
- "I'd rather have somethin' that can spit out a shit ton of lead."
- — After receiving a semi-automatic weapon from the Mystery Box
- "Remember the turf wars of '22? Having a 12 gauge like this saved my behind more than once."
- — After receiving a shotgun
- "Oh! Come to papi!"
- — After receiving a good weapon from the Mystery Box
- "Now this is a long-ass rifle. Don't see this being much use."
- — After receiving a sniper rifle from the Mystery Box
- "Hey, at least I won't get blood and shit on me if I keep my distance."
- — After receiving a sniper rifle from the Mystery Box
- "This thing looks like something out of The Weasel's comic books."
- — After receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box
- "Somehow I just know this l'il baby packs a wallop."
- — After receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box
- "There's two things I like my hands on - boobs and shooters!"
- — After receiving Dual Wield Five Sevens
- "Sweet looking pistol! Does it come fully loaded?"
- — After receiving the Executioner
- "This sure is the beefiest Tommy Gun I ever lay eyes on."
- — After receiving the Death Machine
- "Double points? This ain't a fuckin' game!"
- — After getting a Double Points
- "Now's our chance to make some serious dough."
- — After getting a Double Points
- "Let's do it."
- — After getting a Double Points
- "Bring it on!"
- — After getting an Insta-Kill
- "Alright goofballs. You're in deep shit now!"
- — After getting an Insta-Kill
- "Get down, stay down!"
- — After getting an Insta-Kill
- "Let's take it to 'em!"
- — After getting an Insta-Kill
- "Fuckin' aces, that's just what the doctor ordered!"
- — After getting a Nuke. A reference to a similar quote by Nikolai Belinski.
- "Holy shit! Was that dynamite?"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "Looks like we just bought ourselves some time."
- — After getting a Nuke
- "This is some crazy shit, but I ain't gonna complain."
- — After getting a Max Ammo
- "We just got loaded up guys."
- — After getting a Max Ammo
- "Let's make these bullets count guys."
- — After getting a Max Ammo
- "'Ey, I ain't gonna turn down free stuff."
- — After getting a Fire Sale
- "I'mma walk right through you muthafuckas!"
- — After killing a zombie during Insta-Kill
- "Outta my fuckin' way!"
- — After killing a zombie during Insta-Kill
- "Get down! Stay down!"
- — After killing a zombie during Insta-Kill
- "You shoulda stayed dead!"
- — After killing a zombie during Insta-Kill
- "*Sigh* Hope this works better than it tastes."
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "*Groan* Sure leaves a nasty aftertaste!"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Good thing I ain't drinking it for the taste."
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Ahh, I needed that. Can't even remember when I last tasted one!"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Ahh, this shit better not be poison. (Clean version: removes 'shit')"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Damn. How long has this soda been sitting here? (Clean version: removes 'Damn.')"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Who the fuck made all these things? That's what I wanna know.(Clean version: changes to 'What makes all these...')"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "So I guess I'll need to go find the key."
- — After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it
- "Look, those goons are protecting him!"
- — When attempting to kill Arlington.
- "You need to see the color of my money?"
- — After attempting to open a door without sufficient points
- "Are we forgetting something?"
- — After finding all the plane parts but not having built it
- "This thing better make it off the ground, Weasel."
- — After building the plane
- "Get on, c'mon, c'mon, everyone, let's go!"
- — After boarding the plane
- "Let's get the hell off here, now!"
- — After boarding the plane
- "Hahaha, we're home free boys!"
- — After the plane takes off
- "Hold tight, we're flying into a storm!"
- — When the plane is in the air
- "I got it now, Weasel. I know what you did. You slipped something into my food, something to make me hallucinate all this! What I don't know, is why. Yeah, I get it Weasel. You can be damn sure you'll get it too, soon as I wake up."
- — After landing on the bridge
- "So this is my punchline. The universe taking its grand revenge for all my misdeeds. Well, I ain't taking it. You hear me? I ain't playing anymore. I don't regret a damn thing. If I had my time over, I'd do it all again. Every fucking part of it. So universe, you wanna know what I think? I think, you can go fuck yourself!"
- — After landing on the bridge
- "All of that for nothing? I am done with this stuff! You hear me? I'm done. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but I ain't playing no more. Either wake me up, or just fucking kill me already! You hear me?! I'm done!"
- — After landing on the bridge
- "Fuuuuuck! What do you want from me, huh? I don't know, don't know, is this it? Is this all there is? I escape, but then I don't escape? Somebody, am I supposed to learn something from all this? Answer me, damn you!"
- — After landing on the bridge
- "This'll hold 'em for a while."
- — After repairing a barricade
- "Let's get this shit boarded up."
- — After repairing a barricade
- "Here we go!"
- — After activating the gondola
- "Let's get this fucking gondola movin'!"
- — After activating the gondola
- "What... the fuck... is that?"
- — After Brutus spawns
- "You hear some of that stuff that thing's saying? I think it's Ferguson!"
- — When being chased by Brutus
- "Fuck! That thing's heavy!"
- — When being chased by Brutus
- "Get the fuck outta here! Fucking wicked witch of the fucking west!"
- — After killing Brutus (a reference to "The Wizard of Oz")
- "Get outta here!"
- — After killing Brutus
- "I say we let this thing take a l'il heat off us."
- — After activating the tower trap
- "Did we try this thing before?"
- — After activating the tower trap
- "Where the hell is this music coming from?"
- — After activating the Rusty Cage song
- "This is no Rusty Cage!"
- — After Johnny Cash says 'rusty cage' in the song
- "Those monsters are on the bridge too!"
- — After zombies begin to spawn on the Golden Gate Bridge
- "Don't look like any shooter I ever seen."
- — After upgrading a weapon
- "What the fuck is this?"
- — After the electric chairs spawn
- "Okay, c'mon!"
- — After sitting on the electric chair
- "Did something happen?"
- — After completing a whole round on the bridge after round 15
- "You know what greed can do. They'll fight like rats."
- — Talking to himself
- "Either wake me up, or just fuckin' kill me already!"
- — Talking to himself
- "What's the matter? You can't escape your own guilt? Do you feel it, deep down, nagging, eating away at you? Is that really what you want? What do you think will be waiting for you when you get out, Sal? You think the city will be just as you left it? Can you trust your tenants to keep order? To keep peace? You know the answer to that, don't you Sal? You know human nature, you know what greed can do. They'll fight like rats, over every scrap of turf, every nickel and dime. The only thing waiting for you is chaos, is that really what you want?"
- — Talking to himself (whilst downed)
- "You worked hard to get where you were, Sal. All those years, pulling and pushing those guys into shape, teaching them the value of respect. You had to kiss-ass to all those creeps at city hall, Mayor's office, and worst of all, Chicago's finest. They were all too happy to take your money. Kickback after kickback, bribe after bribe. Where were they when you really needed them? You worked hard to get where you were, Sal. But that was the outside. Where you were. It ain't where you are now."
- — Talking to himself
Michael "Finn" O'Leary[]
- "*Heavy breathing* What the fuck is goin' on? Where is everybody? Am I the only one here? Well fuck 'em. 'Cause I'm gettin' out. Even if I have to build that fuckin' plane by myself!"
- — After reviving yourself in Afterlife Mode at the beginning of the match on solo.
- "Who said you were invited for fuckin' supper?"
- — When killing a zombie with a knife.
- "Take my advice and don't gamble what you can't afford to lose!"
- — When killing a zombie with a knife.
- "So it's a fight you want eh?"
- — When surrounded by zombies.
- "Keep your crusty mitts away from me!"
- — After killing a zombie that had recently attacked.
- "You're not givin' me any fuckin' love bites!"
- — After killing a zombie that had recently attacked.
- "You backed the wrong horse fucker!"
- — After killing a zombie that had recently attacked.
- "I'm only finishin' what you started!"
- — After killing a zombie that had recently attacked.
- "They just drop like a sack'a spuds."
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "Didn't I tell ya to go blow your head?"
- — After killing a zombie with the ray gun.
- "Whatever this thing shoots, it ain't bullets."
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Whatever you wanna say you can take it to the grave!"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "You can kiss my Irish ass!"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "Stop makin' so much noise, Stumpy."
- — After making a crawler.
- "Well that took out a few."
- — When killing zombies with the Acid Gat.
- "I don't think they'll be much left when the smoke clears."
- — When getting an explosive kill.
- "I bet you wont do that again."
- — After killing a zombie that recently attacked.
- "How'd ya like that one?"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Friend of mine in Boston had a saying:"Kill one, scare a thousand.""
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "I've gotten myself in a jam, brothers!"
- — When surrounded by zombies.
- "You understand I'm in a mean mood, don'tcha?"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "You picked the wrong fight today."
- — After killing a zombie that recently done damage.
- "Sal! Billy! Where the fuck are you?"
- — When surrounded by zombies.
- "Didn't I tell ya to clear off?"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "You got a big hole in your head, and it's not your mouth."
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "Well that's a new one on me."
- — After buying an off-wall weapon for the first time.
- "I could fuck around with that box... but better the devil you know."
- — After buying an off-wall weapon.
- "I ain't got a fuckin' single bullet!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I only got a few rounds!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "I'm sick of losing money on the box,I'll just take this!"
- — After buying an off-wall weapon.
- "I'm low on lead!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "Keep 'em off of me! I'm all out!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I can't shoot without slugs!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Ah shit, i got no ammo!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I think the odds are starting to move in our favor."
- — After getting a double points.
- "That was a fuckin' blast and then some more!"
- — After getting a nuke.
- "That's a fantastic payday."
- — After getting a max ammo.
- "Who's gonna give up the chance to double their money?"
- — After getting a double points.
- "Never hurt to have a li'l luck on your side."
- — After getting an insta-kill.
- "Wow, looks like we have a winner."
- — After getting a double points.
- "That damn near took off the roof!"
- — After getting a nuke.
- "Magic bullets? Sure, I'll take your magic bullets."
- — After getting a max ammo
- "Now's a good time to pick a fight."
- — After getting an insta-kill.
- "Oh fuckin' hell! that was a big one!"
- — After receiving a nuke.
- "There's a weird fuckin' box in here... should we bust it open?"
- — After seeing the mystery box for the first time.
- "So.. You think I don't know a fucking scam when I see it?"
- — When getting the padlock from the box
- "A machine gun? ain't that sweet... thought you were gonna screw me over for sure."
- — After getting a machine gun from the box.
- "I'll just take this here and phase them all over the fucking wall."
- — After getting an Assault Rifle from the box.
- "Well well... this looks a bit special."
- — After getting the Ray Gun from the box.
- "Looks like I just rolled snake eyes."
- — After getting the padlock from the mystery box. "Snake Eyes" means having two dice each roll a one.
- "A man of my taste and experience knows how to appreciate something like this."
- — After getting a machine gun from the box.
- "I like what I see...keep it up,box."
- — After receiving the Blundergat from the box.
- "Now this... Is a fine looking machine gun."
- — After getting a machine gun from the box.
- "Does anyone else remember planting this here?"
- — After spotting the map of the island and list of plane parts on the wall in the starting room.
- "Did I grab one of these before? What happened?"
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "Look who's hanging around with the Weasel!"
- — When Attempting to kill Arlington
- "There was a doorway of some kind! I can't find it now!"
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "I don't expect that'll keep 'em for long."
- — When repairing a barricade.
- "The Irish built half this fucking country, anyway."
- — When repairing a barricade.
- "This is fuckin' creepy shit... there's like, holes in the walls."
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "Check out that big fuckin' dog! This place is getting weirder by the minute."
- — After seeing Cerberus for the first time.
- "Unless its snappin' at us, who gives a fuck what the wolf's doin'?"
- — when feeding Cerberus.
- "WHICH ONE OF US IS STEERIN' THIS THING?!"
- — When boarding the Icarus.
- "This is all just a game isn't it? A big, twisted, fucked-up game. What am I supposed to do, come to some great realization about my life? Throw myself to the ground, beg for forgiveness? Well I got news for you, not gonna happen."
- — When arriving on the bridge.
- "It can't end like this every time! What the hell did I do wrong? There has to be a way to break the cycle! How do I do this right? What the hell do you want from me?!"
- — After arriving on the bridge.
- "Guess if you wanna check out, you do it here."
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "That doesn't sound good."
- — After Brutus spawns.
- "Hey, I found the sheets guys."
- — After picking up the uniform plane part.
- "It's time to go!"
- — After activating the gondola.
- "Well... that went assways from sunday."
- — After being revived.
- "A few more parts, and we should have somethin' useful."
- — After finding two parts for a buildable.
- "Aaaaaww hell! AAAAAAAH!"
- — After crashing into the Golden Gate Bridge.
- "I'LL SEE YOU ALL, IN HELL!"
- — After sitting in the electric chair.
- "Hey guys! I found us the key."
- — After locating the warden's key.
- "Maybe this is part of that machine that Weasel was gabbin' about."
- — After finding a part for a buildable.
- "We should find the other parts, work out what the fuck this is."
- — After finding a part for a buildable.
- "Is there a point to all that?"
- — After Cerberus has left.
- "Okay! We got a fuel can!"
- — After picking up a fuel canister.
- "Got another fuel can!"
- — After picking up a fuel canister.
- "We should take this to a workbench, see what we can throw together."
- — After finding a part for a buildable.
- "It's payday boys! We all get a shield!"
- — After crafting the zombie shield.
- "Don't tell me I don't have dough."
- — Trying to buy something without sufficient points.
- "What you expect me to do? Find a loan shark?"
- — Trying to buy something without sufficient points.
- "You want sugar..? I don't have it."
- — Trying to buy something without sufficient points.
- "Alright! This should keep those fuckin crusties off my back for a bit!"
- — When obtaining the Zombie Shield.
- "Everything here...it's just a numbers game isn't it Finn? Just like...back outside. All those years at the track waitin' til' the last second before you layed down the cash that would swing the odds in your favor. Everytime you took it right down to the wire. Your used to takin' chances, aren't you Finn? There's nothin' like it either. What now though? Ain't no playback operations gonna change the odds here. Are you still a bettin' man Finn? Wanna bet on how all this will end? "
- — Talking to himself.
- "It's always the danes, isn't it Finn. It's like they gotta fuckin' sixth sense that leads them right into your blind spot. Angela...how fuckin' stupid can you get. She was an actress Finn, sayin' things she didn't mean was a way of life to her. She never loved you, she was only interested what you could do for her. Not only did you marry her, but you let her know the ins and outs of your business. You shared details Finn, you shoulda known better, secrets are there for a reason pal."
- — Talking to himself.
- "Ahh. One more for the road, eh?"
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "I'll drink to our victory."
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "Well ya know us Irish...we never turn down a drink."
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "You sure this is uncontaminated? You can't be too careful."
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "Mmm...this is as sweet as the first batch from my first still!"
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "Listen, I hope this doesn't give me a bad dose."
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
- "That was fuckin' diabolical. Maybe I'll get a taste for it one day."
- — After drinking a perk-a-cola.
Albert "The Weasel" Arlington[]
- "*Heavy breathing* Oh no, oh no, oh, what's happening? Slow down Albert, just take a deep breath...They're gone, the others are gone...They left without me!"
- — After reviving yourself in Afterlife Mode at the beginning of the match (Solo)
- "Five, six, seven, nobody's goin' to heaven"
- — When killing multiple zombies
- "Any more of you crazy bastards want to see how this feels?"
- — When killing multiple zombies
- "It was either you or me!"
- — When killing multiple zombies.
- "Don't be surprised! It's just another massacre!"
- — When killing multiple zombies.
- "Stop looking for me! 'Cause all you're gonna find, is death!"
- — When multiple zombies.
- "You started it and if it wasn't you, somebody sure did!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently attacked.
- "I believe in an eye for an eye!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently attacked.
- "Hey! didn't you get the memo? I'm a dangerous little prick!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Hell's Retriever.
- "I may actually live to see morning!"
- — After killing many zombies (a reference to Robert Englund's quote in Call of the Dead).
- "Just like in my outer space adventure comics"
- — Said after killing a zombie with the Ray Gun. Arlington's outer space adventures may relate to Moon.
- "Nikolai. Nikolai. Nikolai. Nikolai. Why do I keep hearing that name?"
- — When killing zombies with the Ray Gun.
- "It kills then it comes right back!"
- — When killing multiple zombies with the Hell's Retriever
- "How'd you like the redeemer?!"
- — When killing zombies with the upgraded Hell's Retriever
- "I'm almost out of lead!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "Gettin' low on ammo!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "Gonna need an ammo drop real fuckin' soon!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "Gettin' low on rounds!"
- — When running low on ammo.
- "Need ammo! Like yesterday!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Shooters are dry!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Empty! Not just my guns, everything!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "That's it! I'm all out!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "If bullets were water I'd be begging for rain!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I wish I could say it was fun while it lasted!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "This'll all be over soon unless I get some slugs!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Hey guys, you wanna bag a nice shooter? Look for the chalk outline on the wall."
- — Upon purchasing a weapon.
- "Oh well...that's the way the money goes."
- — Upon purchasing a weapon. Also a line in the nursery rhyme "Pop Goes the Weasel", which Mob of the Dead's easter egg takes its name from.
- "And once again we get thrown another little ray of hope."
- — When getting a double points.
- "It's like they all got switched off!"
- — When getting a nuke.
- "Again with the money? Whaaaat, how?"
- — When getting a double points.
- "We have the upper hand but trust me, not gonna last."
- — When getting a insta-kill.
- "I think I got some new-found energy!"
- — When killing zombies on insta-kill.
- "As if by magic, we all reload."
- — When getting a max ammo.
- "Now would be a good time to start makin' some progress!"
- — When receiving an insta-kill.
- "Just what we needed! Or did we?"
- — After receiving a max ammo.
- "I am almost invincible! Almost, not quite."
- — After obtaining a insta-kill.
- "Just when we needed it! Or did we?"
- — After obtaining a max ammo.
- "I've seen this box before... gives you weapons, like a slot machine..."
- — When finding the mystery box for the first time.
- "Next time I want the ray gun, remember that okay?"
- — After getting the Blundergat from the box.
- "As long as you keep giving weapons like this, then everything's great."
- — After getting a good gun from the box.
- "Just what exactly is your beef with me?"
- — After getting a bad gun from the box.
- "Look what I got, a nice new MG. Gotta keep tryin'!"
- — After getting a machine gun from the box.
- "This'll keep me in the fight a li'l bit longer but still. Gonna end the same way."
- — After receiving a weapon from the box.
- "This...makes me stronger?"
- — After drinking any perk.
- "Since when did Alcatraz turn into a speakeasy?"
- — After drinking any perk.
- "Another mysterious way to prolong our torment."
- — After drinking any perk.
- "I remember this taste...it changes you somehow!"
- — After drinking any perk.
- "But what we drink---it affects us in ways we may not realize!"
- — After drinking any perk.
- "We never once stop to think if this is a good idea. We just glug it right down."
- — After drinking any perk.
- "I don't even taste it anymore."
- — After drinking any perk.
- "Hey, check it out! A map of the prison! Five locations marked!"
- — After spotting the map of the island and list of plane parts on the wall in the starting room.
- "Fuse box, kills ya quick, but don't worry, it ain't permanent."
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife Mode.
- "We gotta use the wall portals if we wanna get around the prison!"
- — When finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "Oh come on I didn't do nothing,I'm not the bad guy!"
- — When being attacked by Sal, Billy and Finn
- "I recognize the futility of my actions, yet I carry them out regardless."
- — When repairing a barricade.
- "Once again we only delay the inevitable."
- — When repairing a barricade.
- "We can see things when were dead, things that we can't see otherwise."
- — When finding a doorway in Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "Won't open without a key..."
- — When trying to open something with a Warden's Key lock.
- "Here's the master key."
- — When obtaining the Warden's Key.
- "Here's the key!"
- — When obtaining the Warden's Key.
- "We need to put these parts together, it might be important."
- — When finding a part for a buildable.
- "All right, guys, I found the rigging."
- — When finding the Rigging plane part.
- "I found another can."
- — When finding a gas can for Icarus.
- "Four more parts and we're out of here."
- — When a part is built to the plane.
- "We just gotta find the other three."
- — When 2 parts are built to the plane.
- "We're doin' good. Only two more to go."
- — When 3 parts are built to the plane.
- "Guess this isn't happening any time soon."
- — When trying to buy a door with invalid points.
- "Like Icarus, we take flight!"
- — While flying on Icarus.
- "We're going down?! Again! AAAHHHH!!!"
- — After crashing into the Golden Gate Bridge.
- "Look out, guys! It's the guard!"
- — Said when Brutus spawns.
- "Ah, just what we needed. And not a moment to soon."
- — Said when the gondola is activated.
- "That wolf head on the wall... it wants blood."
- — When seeing Cerberus for the first time.
- "Keep going! He needs more!"
- — When feeding Cerberus.
- "Hey guys, I found the rigging."
- — After finding the rigging plane part.
- "Now that we got the parts...we should really make a break for the roof."
- — When all the parts haven't been added to the plane yet.
- "Its working! It looks just like my drawings!"
- — After building Icarus
- "Please work, I don't wanna die..."
- — After sitting in the electric chair.
- "Since when did Alcatraz become a speakeasy?"
- — Drinking a perk-a-cola. This a also a reference to the speakeasies that were running during the Prohibition-era and how most mobsters in Alcatraz were probably in because they ran them.
- "Rejection hurts. But it's not the worst thing...is it, Albert? What really hurts is...to be ignored. You know how that feels better than anyone, don't ya? Sure, they want your skills, your expertise, but only on their terms. They don't care what else you have to offer. How different you could be..if only they noticed you. Is that why you lie to them? Why you promise things you can't deliver? Be careful Al, one day your promises may come back and bite you."
- — Talking to himself.
- "Are you scared Al? You should be. If they don't already suspect you they will soon. And then what? What will you do when the truths revealed, when your whole house of cards comes tumbling down. Will you confess, or will you run? Where will you run Albert? All around the mulberry bush? There's nowhere to run...nowhere to hide...you know there's only one way this is gonna end Al. Poor...poor...Weasel. "
- — Talking to himself. "All around the mulberry bush" is a reference to the song "Pop goes the weasel".
- "Tell me what happened yesterday. Gimme one detail about what happened yesterday. Maybe Billy got another psyche exam. Maybe Finn didn't spend half the day on the can. Just give me one specific detail about yesterday, anything!"
- — Talking to the others.
Billy Handsome[]
- "Maybe I shoulda toyed with you a li'l longer!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Damn right you better fall down!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him.
- "Don't even think about it!"
- — After killing a zombie that that hurt him
- "Say goodnight, bitch!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Get up! I'm not done with you!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "Feels good, don't it?!"
- — After killing a zombie that hurt him
- "I've done this before, believe me."
- — After getting a grenade kill
- "It could have been worse, A LOT worse!"
- — After getting a grenade kill
- "I ain't keepin' you as a pet!"
- — After removing a zombie's legs
- "This ain't nothin' new to me!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "Wanna try that again? Too bad ya can't!"
- — After killing multiple zombies
- "Keep walking you fucks! See what I'm gonna do next!"
- — When being swarmed by zombies
- "Knock it off, i'll kill you when I feel like it!"
- — After a crawler attacks.
- "You still here? I thought you would have died by now!"
- — After a crawler attacks.
- "Got him right between the eyes!"
- — After killing a zombie with a headshot.
- "How long do ya live after being snapped in half?!"
- — After a crawler attacks.
- "Ha this is fun, hes crawlin' around lookin' for his legs!"
- — After a crawler attacks.
- "I think these kill ya. Just not forever!"
- — After spotting the power box that sends the player into Afterlife for the first time
- "There's some freaky shit around here you can't always see!"
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife for the first time
- "There's layers to this shit, it's like peeling back an onion... or some fucker's face!"
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife for the first time
- "Anyone else seeing holes on the walls?"
- — After finding a doorway in Afterlife for the first time
- "Tell me you are all seeing this right? Thing looks like one of Weasel's drawings."
- — After finding Cerberus for the first time
- "Keep killing these freaks! Something's definitely gonna happen!"
- — After feeding Cerberus
- "I do this for my own amusement."
- — After receiving the Hell's Retriever
- "I got the key guys!"
- — After receiving the Warden's Key
- "Alright we got the oxygen tanks, what's left?"
- — After finding the oxygen tank plane part
- "What'd I tell you, here's the rigging."
- — After finding the rigging plane part
- "Here's the sheets, just where my crew where they would be."
- — After finding the uniform plane part
- "Now we got ourselves an engine."
- — After finding the engine plane part
- "That's the control valves taken care of."
- — After finding the control valve plane part
- "You sure this is important, Weasel?"
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "Hey this might be useful. Fuck knows what for!"
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "Eh, I've seen this before. It's part of something."
- — After finding an Acid Gat part
- "Maybe I'll hold onto this. Maybe I'll figure out why."
- — After finding a Zombie Shield part
- "Aah, with a few more parts, this could be something good!"
- — After finding a Zombie Shield part
- "This is a piece of something. And I ain't talking about shit!"
- — After finding a Zombie Shield part
- "Done and done, boys!"
- — After building the Zombie Shield
- "Don't mind if I fucking do!"
- — After taking a Zombie Shield
- "Some kind of machine. How do I turn it on?"
- — After building the Acid Gat Kit
- "Interesting."
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "Over here! I found something!"
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "I found it guys!"
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "Okay, I got it."
- — After retrieving a blue skull with the Hell's Retriever
- "Once my ammo's gone, things are gonna get interesting."
- — When running low on ammo
- "I need to find ammo, real fucking soon!"
- — When running low on ammo
- "Shit is about to get get ugly if I don't get some more lead."
- — When running low on ammo
- "This is gettin' old. I want ammo dammit!"
- — When out of ammo
- "I want ammo! Right fuckin' now!"
- — When out of ammo
- "Alright, knife only."
- — When out of ammo
- "Don't you fucks expect mercy, just cause I'm out of bullets!"
- — When out of ammo
- "I'll use freakteeth bullets if I have to!"
- — When out of ammo
- "You think you're the monsters?! You're dead wrong!"
- — After killing zombies with the Death Machine
- "Ooooooh boy I'm keepin' this fuckin' thing!"
- — After killing multiple zombies with the Death Machine
- "I have this, what do you got?!"
- — After killing multiple zombies with the Death Machine
- "That make your blood boil?!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "Kinda like throwing you on a fire, huh?!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "Aah, I'm havin' a good time! What about you?!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun
- "Ooh, I like this magic shit!"
- — After killing multiple zombies with Hell's Retriever
- "Fuck me! This shit is fucking great!"
- — After killing multiple zombies with the Blundergat
- "At least I know what THIS is..."
- — After getting a weapon from the Mystery Box
- "Fuck me, this looks like the right tool for the job!"
- — After receiving the Death Machine from the Mystery Box
- "I wonder if they'll suffer when I'll hit them with this."
- — After receiving the Ray Gun from the Mystery Box
- "I'll be on Easy street as long as I keep getting guns like this. "
- — After receiving a Light Machine Gun from the box. Easy street is the spawn room in Shadows of Evil
- "Now's our chance to make some real dough."
- — After getting a Double Points
- "This almost makes it too easy!"
- — After getting an Insta-Kill
- "Now that's more like it!"
- — After getting a Max Ammo
- "Sweet, we got the guns and we got the bombs!"
- — After getting a Max Ammo. A reference to Deadshot Daiquiri's song.
- "Hey! Save some for me!"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "That... was beautiful!"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "I like a li'l bit a mass slaughter!"
- — After getting a Nuke
- "I like blades, they're more personal!"
- — After knifing a zombie during Insta-Kill
- "Box is givin' shit away, lets load up!"
- — After receiving a Fire Sale.
- "You sure this is okay to drink, Weasel?"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Yeugh, what was that!? Dog soup!?"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "This is worse than that first batch from Finn's still!"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "I don't feel any different."
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "This can't be prison water, it's not even yellow!"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? (Clean version: removes 'Fuck it')"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "How'd this fuckin' thing even get here?! (Clean version: removes 'fuckin)"
- — After drinking a Perk-a-Cola
- "Gate's locked, we need to find the key."
- — After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it
- "Says we need to find the key somewhere now!"
- — After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it
- "This is all your fault,Weasel"
- — When Billy attempts to Kill Arlington
- "What a surprise! We need a key!"
- — After attempting to open something requiring the Warden's Key without it
- "Maybe we can negotiate!"
- — After attempting to open the Mystery Box without sufficient points
- "Maybe I don't want it that much."
- — After attempting to open a door without sufficient points
- "There a reason this costs?"
- — After attempting to open a door without sufficient points
- "Guys, aren't we supposed to head onto the roof?"
- — After finding all the plane parts but not having built it
- "C'mon! Hurry it up!"
- — After building the plane
- "Go, go, go!"
- — After boarding the plane
- "Start it up, start it up!"
- — After boarding the plane
- "It's working! It's actually fucking working!"
- — After the plane takes off
- "S-strange fucking storm."
- — When the plane is in the air
- "The bridge? The fireworks over the city? Wait a minute, I've been here before. Is there something I have to do? Something I'm supposed to say? Answer me!"
- — After landing on the bridge
- "How do I stop this? What am I supposed to do? I don't understand! I can't change what I've done, so you might as well just end this! Kill me, kill me right here, right now, I'm not afraid to die!"
- — After landing on the bridge another time
- "Am I stuck here until I see the error of my ways?! Until I repent? Well you're gonna have to wait a long time. Because I don't regret a damn thing!"
- — After landing on the bridge another time
- "How do we get outta here?"
- — After spending a while on the bridge
- "Don't know why I'm doin' this, I'd rather just let them in."
- — After repairing a barricade
- "This won't last for one minute once they start comin' in."
- — After repairing a barricade
- "Okay, we're moving!"
- — After activating the gondola
- "Let's get outta here!"
- — After activating the gondola
- "Something's coming... something big!"
- — After Brutus spawns
- "Keep firing, don't let that fucker get close."
- — When being chased by Brutus
- "What is he, like the fucking boss of the dead or something?"
- — When being chased by Brutus
- "When you come back, I'll be right here waiting for you!"
- — After killing Brutus
- "Ah, it's about time that fucking bastard went down."
- — After killing Brutus
- "How the fuck are there electric chairs on the FUCKING BRIDGE?"
- — After the electric chairs spawn
- "Let's get this done! RIGHT, NOW!"
- — After sitting in the electric chair
- "Guess its a shield."
- — After building the zombie shield.
- "Don't mind if I fuckin' do!"
- — After taking a zombie shield.
- "Smart idea hidin' something behind the picture."
- — After throwing a Hell's Retriever at the poster in the jail cell.
- "What? Where back where we started!"
- — After returning from the bridge.
- "The planes already built. Did I miss somethin'?"
- — After seeing the already built Icarus.
- "You need help Finn? You sure look like you need help!"
- — After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by zombies.
- "Finn's headed into a world of hurt!"
- — After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by zombies.
- "Send 'em my way, I'll take 'em!"
- — After seeing a player swarmed by zombies.
- "Uuuuuuuuuh, sorry Finn, I think your fucked."
- — After seeing Finn O'leary swarmed by Zombies.
- "Hang in there Sal, I'll do what I can!"
- — After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.
- "You lookin' to me for help, Sal?"
- — After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.
- "You got to fight your way through 'em Sal!"
- — After seeing Sal Deluca swarmed by zombies.
- "C'mon Weasel! I thought you were good at gettin' outta trouble!"
- — After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.
- "You think they're goin' for the weakest among us?"
- — After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.
- "Can someone else help that stupid prick?"
- — After seeing Albert Arlington swarmed by zombies.
- "Daddy had no idea, did he Billy? Just a hard workin' Joe. Tryin' to put food on the table for his wife and son. He thought he was the only one bringin' money into the house. He had no idea what was really goin' on. You knew didn't you? You saw and heard everything, even as a lost little boy. You knew what the truth would do if it ever came out. It had to end sometime Billy...you just happened to be the one who ended it."
- — Talking to himself.
- "It's ironic isn't it Billy? The harder you try not to feel...anything, the more it actually hurts. You used to think you push it on to someone else, someone who actually deserved it. So many victims, so much pain. But you can't push it away can you, even when you hurt others, doesn't make it stop does it? You outta just accept..what you are Billy, a monster."
- — Talking to himself.
Multiple Characters[]
Short conversations spoken by multiple characters at any given moment.
- "Oh, Oh! Was I just a fuckin' ghost a second ago? It was like I was outside my body!"
- — Sal
- "The fuck? Are we fuckin' dead?"
- — Billy
- "Alright, slow down, slow down. Let's think about this. There's gotta be an explanation."
- — Finn
- "We all thought the same thing, we saw our bodies right before we climbed back in them! Lemme explain somethin' to ya right off the bat... Whatever you do, whatever you say,whatever crazy shit you think of to rationalise this crazy shit remember one thing: It won't fuckin' matter!"
- — Albert
After everyone is revived from Afterlife Mode for the first time (co-op)
- "There's layers to this shit, it's like peeling back an onion... or some fuckers face!"
- — Billy
- "You know what's strange? That's in my writing... but I sure as hell don't remember writing it!"
- — Albert
If someone comes out of Afterlife Mode for the first time.
- "Anyone got any idea why there's fuckin' corpses runnin' around Alcatraz?"
- — Finn
- "I don't think an explanation's gonna help us."
- — Billy
- "Don't you realize what's happening? Doesn't anything... feel familiar to you guys? I think we've been trapped here..."
- — Albert
- "Shut up Weasel, If I say we're gettin' out, we're gettin' out."
- — Sal
Said after the first round ends.
- "Anyone else startin' to see a pattern here?"
- — Albert
- "Yeah, these freaks come in waves, one after the other."
- — Billy
- "We need to stick together."
- — Sal
- "Why? We're already dead, what's the worst that could happen?"
- — Finn
Said after the team are on Round 3 and they are still in the spawn room.
- "Listen to me! This whole wing is overrun! We need to get outta the cell block!"
- — Sal
- "What makes you so sure it's different anywhere else?"
- — Finn
- "I'm not, I just ain't waitin' around here to die!"
- — Sal
- "I'm with Sal on this one, we should move."
- — Billy
Said when it reaches round three and the group are still in the spawn room.
- "That was my choice! you shouldn't interfere."
- — Albert
- "Did you have a l'il accident or somethin'?"
- — Finn
Said after reviving a team mate.
- "Look at this, locations marked on a map of the fuckin' prison!"
- — Sal
- "You know what's strange? That's my writing. But I sure don't remember writing it."
- — Albert
Said when Sal spots the map of the island.
- "Almost got me, almost."
- — Albert
- "You're not quittin' on us any time soon."
- — Sal
Said after reviving a team mate.
- "I don't like the look of these odds!"
- — Finn
- "What happened Finn? I thought you had this!"
- — Sal
Said after reviving a team mate.
- "Guys, you better take a look at this."
- — Billy
- "What does it mean, and who put it there?"
- — Finn
Said when Billy spots the map of the island.
- "Does anyone else remember planting this here?"
- — Finn
- "It's where we'll find the parts for the plan."
- — Sal
Said when Finn spots the map of the island.
- "It was either you or me!"
- — Albert
- "Hey Weasel! I never saw you shoot this good 'till everything started!"
- — Finn
Finn, responding negatively to Albert getting a kill.
- "Let's focus on finding the parts so we can get outta here!"
- — Albert
- "Listen, I think Weasel's right. I don't wanna hang around and see what other weird shit's gonna happen."
- — Finn
- "I ain't gonna argue with that."
- — Billy
- "Agreed. Lets get the hell off this rock."
- — Sal
Said when it reaches round three and the group are still in the spawn room.
- "This place...it's weird. I think we've been here before."
- — Sal
- "Sure we have. It's the Golden Gate Bridge."
- — Finn
- "New Year's Eve! It's always New Year's Eve!"
- — Sal
- "How hard you land Sal? You ain't makin' any sense!"
- — Billy
- "Sal's right!The escape plan, the plane,everything? we've done it all before!"
- — Albert
Said after landing on the Golden Gate Bridge.
- "Like before, we wont really die! You're gonna to trust me on this!"
- — Albert
- "Are you fuckin' kidding me Weasel?!"
- — Sal
- "If you're wrong, I will haunt you forever Weasel!"
- — Billy.
- "At this point? I'm about ready to believe anything."
- — Finn
Said when the electric chairs are charged.
- "I don't think we're gettin' out. Not now, not ever..."
- — Finn
- "Why do we keep doin' the same shit over and over? Are we in hell?"
- — Billy
- "I don't think so. I don't think hell knows where the bridge is."
- — Sal
- "We're in purgatory..."
- — Albert
Said after the second attempt to get off the island.
- "Holy shit... is everyone okay?"
- — Albert
- "How the fuck can we be okay? We were all just lookin' down like fuckin' ghosts!"
- — Billy
- "There's gotta be an explanation. A reason for all this."
- — Sal
- "I'll give you a reason. It's all Weasel's fault."
- — Finn
- "Lemme explain somethin' to ya right off the bat... whatever you do, whatever you say, whatever crazy shit you think of to rationalize this crazy shit remember one thing: it wont fuckin' matter!"
- — Albert
After everyone is revived from Afterlife Mode for the first time. (Co-op)
Brutus[]
- "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR SINS!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "I WILL NEVER DIE!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "IT WILL NEVER BE OVER!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "I WILL BE REBORN AGAIN!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "I WILL BE BACK!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HURT ME?"
- — Upon being killed.
- "I'M TRAPPED HERE, JUST LIKE YOU!"
- — Upon being killed on the Golden Gate bridge.
- "I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "NOOOO!"
- — Upon being killed.
- "PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED!"
- — Upon disabling the Mystery Box.
- "NO MORE BOX!"
- — Upon disabling the Mystery Box.
- "LOCKED UP TIGHT!"
- — Upon disabling the Mystery Box.
- "I'M COMING FOR YOU, 872B!"
- — After retrieving the Blundergat from the Warden's Office desk. 872B is either Weasel's or Billy's number.
- "PRISONER 101A, YOUR NUMBER IS UP!"
- — After retrieving the Silver Spoon from the Cafeteria. 101A can also be either Weasel's or Billy's number.
- "SO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH..."
- — Upon activating the Audio Logs. (Cannot be heard in Afterlife)
- "MAYBE NEXT TIME!"
- — After entering the number 115 into the number terminal.
- "NOT THIS TIME!"
- — After entering the number 115 into the number terminal.
- "RIOT IN PROGRESS! THIS PRISON IS IN LOCKDOWN! ONLY ONE TEAM CAN SURVIVE!"
- — Said at the start of Grief Mode
- "YOU'RE ALL THAT'S LEFT, DEAD MAN WALKING!"
- — Said when the player is the last person alive.
- "WE'RE NOT DONE YET..."
- — Said when everyone dies
- "TWO SOULS REMAIN!"
- — Said when two people in the enemy team are left.
- "VICTORY, IS YOURS..."
- — Said when the game ends, and you are the winning team.
- "YOUR FATE, IS SEALED..."
- — Said when the game ends, and you are the losing team.
- "THREE MORE MUST FALL!"
- — Said when three people in the enemy team are left.
- "THERE IS A SOLE SURVIVOR!"
- — Said when one person in the enemy team is left.
- "COURT'S IN SESSION!"
- — unknown, possibly when spawning.
- "YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE LAW!"
- — unknown, possibly when spawning.
- "I HAD A LIFE, A WIFE AND SON!"
- — unknown, possibly upon being killed.
- "I KNEW YOU FOUR WERE IN CAHOOTS!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOME RESPECT!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "YOU'RE HERE FOREVER!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "THIS IS A PRISON!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "PRAY FOR YOUR SINS!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "CRIME NEVER PAYS!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing the group.
- "BIIILLYY!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Billy Handsome.
- "DON'T TRY TO RUN, BILLY!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Billy Handsome.
- "I WAS ALWAYS NICE TO YOU!"
- — unknown, possibly upon being killed.(Reference to opening cutscene)
- "9:30, GUARD BEGINS HIS ROUNDS!"
- — unknown, possibly when spawning. (reference to the opening cutscene).
- "NO PAROLE!"
- — unknown.
- "I SAID NO TALKING!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Billy Hansome (Ferguson says a similar thing to Billy in the opening cutscene.)
- "I'M COMING FOR YOU, SAL!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Sal Deluca.
- "AAARRLINGTOOON!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Albert Arlington.
- "WHERE ARE YOU GOING, WEASEL?!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Albert Arlington.
- "FIIIIIINN!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Finn O'leary.
- "THE GUILTY MUST BE PUNISHED!"
- — unknown, possibly when killing a player.
- "JUSTICE IS SERVED!"
- — unknown, possibly when killing a player.
- "GET BACK TO YOUR CELLS!"
- — unknown, possibly when downing a player.
- "SETTLE DOWN!"
- — unknown, possibly when killing a player.
- "YOUR LUCK'S RUN OUT, FINN!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Finn O'leary.
- "THOUGHT I WAS AN EASY TARGET?!"
- — unknown, possibly when respawning.
- "THIS BETTER BE THE REAL DEAL THIS TIME!"
- — unknown. (reference to the opening cutscene.
- "SAAAALL!"
- — unknown, possibly when chasing Sal Deluca.
Trailers[]
- "They say a man is known by the company he keeps. I guess that's why they call me a mobster. I wanted bosses like Sal DeLuca to know my name. He built an entire empire off gambling, prostitution and booze, right under the noses of the cops. Sal rarely got his hands dirty; that was my job. Ice 'em, burn 'em...so long as it made the headlines. Then there were the money-handlers, like Al Arlington. If you could get past the greasy smile and the feeling that you were being conned out of your very soul, Arlington was your man. Finn O'Leary. He was the only guy I knew who could cheat a cheater and get away with it. Had a pretty scarlet for a wife, too...too bad she sold him up the river. That's how we ended up here: Alcatraz. They used to call it "evil island"...and we were about to find out why."
- — Billy Handsome