Moon/Quotes

This is the list of the characters' quotes from the Zombies map Moon.

Tank Dempsey

"Home sweet home."

— Upon entering the Receiving Area.

"Nevada. Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous."

— Upon entering the Receiving Area.

"Uh, that's it? Seriously? All that work and all we did was blow up the Earth? What the fuck..."

— Upon completion of Richtofen's Grand Scheme Easter Egg.

"That wouldn't happen if you guys didn't SUCK!"

— Upon being revived.

"Ugh. Why did Richtofen bring us here."

— Start of game

"Look at this...shiny."

— Upon buying Bowie Knife

"No dice, gutter-slugs."

— When getting a knife kill

"Can't......breathe."

— When entering the Moon

"Universe full of titty bars and we end up here."

— When entering the Moon

"What a rush."

— When getting multiple kills

"No hugs buttercup."

— When getting a knife kill

"Who else wants some of this. Everyones favorite."

— When getting Max Ammo

"Alright. I get to be a sniper for once."

— When getting a sniper rifle

"Suddenly I feel like I'm in a really bad movie. I mean really bad."

— When using gravity lift

"Bounce and shoot. Bounce and shoot. I'm liking it."

— When using gravity lift

"Boing!"

— When using gravity lift

"Okay. No ammo sucks in a shooter dosn't it."

— When out of ammo

"EAT IT!"

— When getting a knife kill

"Need to round up some rounds."

— When low on ammo

"Eat shit and puke."

— When getting an explosive kill

"Eat it and love me gas-hag."

— When killing a crawler

"That. Never. Gets. Old."

— When getting an explosive kill

"Blackjack freaksacks. You lose."

— When killing a zombie

"Not a chance flashsour."

— After killing zombie that hitted him.

"Hey baby! Nice juggs, good nog, good times."

— After buying juggernog.

"Congratulations Freakbags, you just found the kickass line."

— When Swarmed

Nikolai Belinski

"Ah, little Nikolai always wanted to be an astronaut!"

— Said randomly when first on the moon.

"Ah, a moon base! The perfect place for my favorite hobby, hitting random buttons with out any caution what-so-ever!"

— Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area.

"Finally, I've made it to the Moon. You were wrong fourth wife. YOU WERE WRONG!"

— Upon teleporting from the Receiving Area

Zombie

"Take THAT, you legless hellpig!"

— After killing a crawler

"Pull down the trigger, zombies die, simple enough."

— After killing a group of Zombies

"Wheeee! This is fun!"

— After using the Launch Pad

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH!"

— After stabbing a zombie

"1! 2! 3! 4! 5! I kill them all!"

— Nikolai, after killing a zombie.

"Are you okay, little Nikolai? (In younger voice) Yes Papa!"

— Nikolai, after being downed.

Weapon

"Yay! This bomb-y thingy did something nice for Nikolai!"

— After killing a zombie with the QED

"Oh great, almost out of ammo, I hate having to wait for that green floating-thingy!"

— Upon running out of ammo. (A reference to the Max Ammo Power-Up. Possibly from Shangri-La)

"I would 360 noscope all you zombies, but I would get dizzy. Someone else do it."

— After getting a Sniper Rifle. This is a reference to trickshotters.

"I think this is what Dempsey calls, a Boom Dick!"

— Nikolai, after buy a Stakeout off the wall. A reference to Dempsey frequently calling shot guns a "Boom stick."

"Ohh, low on ammo. Think, Nikolai, think. Okay, I got it. HELP! I NEED MORE AMMO!"

— When low on ammo.

Random

"That brings smile to my face!"

— Random

Takeo Masaki

Receiving Area

"What is this new madness?"

— After entering Receiving Area

Zombies

"How dare you touch Takeo?!"

— After killing a zombie that just hit him

Ammo

"No more ammo means no more fun"

— When out of ammo (A possible reference to a similar quote made by Richtofen)

Gravity

"Okay, put me down! Put me down!"

— While jumping in low gravity

Other

"I promise to destroy every last remnant of 935! I will destroy them all!"

— After completing Richtofen's Grand Scheme

"Just what a doctor ordered. No, not you Richtofen."

— After getting max ammo or after getting power up from QED. Reference to John Kennedy from Five.

"I will take it anytime."

— After getting shots from weapons from QED.

Edward Richtofen

"This will open your mind! Ahahahaha, get it? Open your mind! Forget it..."

— After getting a headshot

"MY AMMO IS LOW!"

— When low on ammo

"Oh no, I need ammo."

— When low on ammo

"Without the bullets I will have to start stabbing. AH STABBING!"

— When out of ammo, similar to a quote said in Kino Der Toten

"I take your soul!"

— Knifing during Insta-Kill

"It goes *high pitch* BOOM!. But not so high pitched more like BOOM!"

— Buying Semtex

"MORE! GIVE ME MORE! Ok, a little less."

— After killing many Zombies

"Oh no, I got to go."

— After using the Launch Pad

"Hello Samantha, you little brat. Your time is coming. Soon.(Laughs) SOO SOON!"

— After revealing Samantha from the pyramid

"*gasping* It was Dempsey's fault!"

— When taking the P.E.S. off outside

"I am dying!"

— When downed

"I WIN! The POWER! THE POWER! I WILL CONTROL THEM ALL! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! But not before we continue the game."

— After swapping bodies with Samantha

Ludvig Maxis

"Greetings. If you are receiving this message, it means that Richtofen has entered the device. If you free me, I will help you minimize the damage that he will inevitably cause."

— Said after Big Bang easter egg mission is started.

Easter Egg

"I have finished the calculations. Launch protocol initiated. Launch in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

— Said after completing final game of Samantha Says

"30 seconds to impact."

— Said when rockets are halfway to Earth.

"*Maniacal Laughter*"

— After Earth was destroyed

Samantha Maxis

"I hate Edward! He has lied to daddy since I was just a little girl. *laughs*"

— When waiting for the Pack-a-Punch

Easter Egg

"But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"

— Samantha upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement.

"Goodbye, daddy. I love you, and I miss you. But I want my body back, and I will destroy that evil Richtofen for taking daddy away!"

— Said upon completion of the Big Bang Theory Achievement without Takeo.

Zombies

"Zombies! Go Bother Nikolai."

— When swarmed.

"Pop goes the zombie..."

— Explosive kill

"Lets play hide and seek! Sam says... DIE!"

— Upon getting a kill. A reference to the Fly Trap.

"Come on! You guys have helped Edward, help me!"

— When surrounded

Mystery Box

"Oh, Goodie! Hahahahah!"

— Recieiving a good gun from the box

"You cannot hide in there forever Edward!"

— Recieving a teddy bear from the box

Ammo

"No fair, I don't have anything to kill with now!"

— When out of ammo

No more bullets,no more playtime

When out of Ammo