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"Tank" Dempsey Edit

"We'll fight side-by-side, back-to-back... even if it's for the last time."
— In the Revelations Sneak Peek trailer

"Just when you think the whole universe is against you, it throws you a bone."
— In the gameplay trailer.

"The whole universe is against us."
— When seeing a Fury in the trailer.

"Choo, choo, freakbag!"
— When using the rocket shield in the gameplay trailer.

"This brings back some memories. Not all of them good. Not any of them good to be honest."
— In the Revelations Trailer.

"Alright, you shadow fuck. Let's end this! Once and for all!"
— In the Origins Recap.

"Where the hell did everybody go? Aw, dammit! No matter how hard I wanted to believe, deep down I just knew Richtofen was going to fuck everything up!"
— At the beginning of a solo match.

"Giant monsters in the sky, islands in space? It looks like someone put the entire universe in a massive blender and pressed start!"
— At the beginning of round two in a solo match.

"Suppose I try to find this Doctor Monty. Pretty sure he's on the right side of the fight. Aw geez, where do I start?"
— At the beginning of round three in a solo match.

"Recoil on this bad boy once gave me one hell of a black eye."
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"Damn, this is heavy, even in this crazy dimension."
— Upon receiving the Thundergun.

"SMG brings so much glee. To me."
— When receiving an SMG from the Mystery Box.

"All right, one more time and I'm done. For real. OOHRAH! *coughs* Sorry, throat's a little hoarse."
— When receiving an SMG from the Mystery Box.

"Hey look, it's my favorite. To put down and not ever pick back up again."
— When receiving a sniper rifle.

"Not a good dimension to piss me off, box."
— When getting a teddy bear.

"AH! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, REALLY?! AGAIN?! WHY?!"
— When receiving a teddy bear.

"*vomits* Just admit it, box. You literally made me vomit from anger."
— When receiving a teddy bear.

"Gun's getting lighter than I'd like. Probably lack of bullets."
— Upon running out of ammunition.

"It'll all be over if I don't find it regular ammo around here still? Space ammo?"
— Upon running out of ammunition.

"I'm gonna be pissed if I die from a lack of bullets. Like seriously pissed."
— When running low on ammo.

"Never thought about it, but when did I last have a solid meal?"
— Upon consuming Juggernog.

"That scratched some itch. Don't know why my organs are itchy. Probably should go see a doctor."
— Upon consuming Deadshot Daiquiri.

"Let's show 'em how we throw down on planet Earth!"
— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"Ready for some broken jaw-bones, bone-jaws?"
— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"I'm gonna put 'em in a world of hurt. World unspecified."
— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"My knife was getting a little lonely."
— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"I'll never say no to more ammo!"
— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"That trick never fools 'em, Doctor Monty. Should know that by now."
— Upon receiving a Carpenter.

"Always gets the job done!"
— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Let's see what you got, Doc Monty."
— Upon purchasing a Gobblegum.

"I'll eat this when I need to get a nasty taste out of my mouth."
— Upon purchasing a Gobblegum.

"I know you got the good stuff, Doctor Monty. Gimme, gimme."
— Upon purchasing a Gobblegum.

"Show me something special, Gobblegum."
— Upon consuming a power-up based Gobblegum.

"Told ya you'd die today! And if I didn't I sure meant to."
— Upon killing a zombie.

"Annoying little shit!"
— Upon killing a parasite.

"Hey! I ain't no pushover!"
— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Lookin' for a bone to pick? Can't have none of mine!"
— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"Not a good time, freakbag!"
— Upon getting hit by a zombie.

"You freaks liking my brand new squid monster?!"
— When killing zombies with the Li'l Arnie.

"What? Breeze a little too strong for you?"
— When killing zombies with the Thundergun.

"I think I know what this is! Better hang on to it."
— Upon picking up a shield part.

"We're all in this together to the end!"
— Upon reviving another player.

"Not too proud to say thanks. So thanks."
— When being revived.

"Surprised there's any wood here at all, what with this being space."
— Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Nope! Woodwork is still not as fun as blowing stuff up."
— Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"Here we go again, building extremely penetrable barriers."
— Upon rebuilding a barrier.

"This ain't gonna be quick, brain boys! It's gonna hurt!"
— Upon throwing a grenade.

"Can't place a bet if I don't roll the dice. Wait...that's not right."
— Upon having insufficient funds.

"You feel that, tentacle boy? You're gonna be feeling it again real soon."
— Upon shooting the head of a Margwa off.

"Batter up!"
— Upon activating the flogger trap.

"Sure, let's climb around inside the big, slimy monster! That sounds like a great idea."
— Upon entering the Apothicon.

"Ya know, I think we should try and be quiet around here. Show some respect."
— Upon entering Nacht der Untoten.

"Wow, this looks like a hell of a place to get lost, and killed."
— When entering Shangri-La.

"This brings back some memories. Not all of 'em good. Not any of them good to be honest."
— Upon entering Der Eisendrache.

"I love old movie theaters. Not many of them left. It's a crying shame."
— Upon entering Kino der Toten.

"Still not talking about this, Richtofen? Got it, won't say a word."
— When entering Mob of the Dead.

"We better get this little girl out of...wherever she is. Oh, wow. What just came out of my mouth?"
— When entering Origins.

"Oh, I remember this place. 100% certain of that. Actually, maybe 90. You know, maybe less than 50."
— When entering Verrückt.

Nikolai Belinski Edit

"We put our fates in the hands of a mad-man. Truly, we have reaped what we have sown..."
— In the Revelations Sneak Peek trailer

"We stand together, now more than ever."
— In the gameplay trailer.

"What happens if I let out of jar? Will it make boom?"
— When holding the Li'l Arnie and about to throw it in the gameplay trailer.

"I have fought bears more scary than you!"
— When seeing the Margwa in the gameplay trailer.

"We put our fates in the hands of a madman. Truly we have reaped what we have sown..."
— When beginning a game on solo.

"This is not the better tomorrow Richtofen promised. This is a land of nightmares, as though hell itself has taken form."
— At the start of Round 2.

"Perhaps Hell is where we really are. Could we have been tricked into condemning our souls into an eternal purgatory? I must attempt to make contact with the mysterious Doctor Monty."
— At the start of Round 3.

"What happens if I let out of jar? Will it make boom?"
— Upon receiving the Li'l Arnie.

"Aww, look at how cute it-wait, what is this thing?"
— Upon receiving the Li'l Arnie.

"Seems like heavy storm cloud follows Nikolai to space."
— When receiving a sniper rifle.

"Yes, this weapon is wonderful, for people who like being exposed to unnecessary risk."
— When receiving a sniper rifle.

"I would be better off with garden rake!"
— When receiving a sniper rifle.

"Sniper rifle very unprofessional for current situation. I am professional, not unprofessional."
— When receiving a sniper rifle.

"Rifle is very good at assaulting! I think I will call it assault rifle."
— When receiving a assault rifle.

"Oh, you are most different weapon! Where have you been hiding?"
— When receiving the Thundergun.

"Much has gone wrong today. Need you add to my troubles?!"
— When receiving a teddy bear.

"Perhaps I find weapon with more bullets. Either that, or...time for Nikolai's fists of fury!"
— When running low on ammo.

"Nothing is more dangerous than Russian with nothing to lose, except maybe bears. Wait, do they have bears here? Space bears?"
— When running low on ammo.

"Perhaps I search area for more ammo, though that would take too long. Always in last place you look."
— When running low on ammo.

"Throwing gun not as effective as ammo, especially in space! Gun just floats away!"
— When running low on ammo.

"Um, this Russian likes challenge, but he likes fresh ammo more!"
— When running low on ammo.

"OK, Nikolai, find some bullets, or steal some if absolutely necessary."
— When running low on ammo.

"Wish hellpigs dead, wish hellpigs dead, wish hellpigs dead...oh, wishing doesn't work, I need ammo!"
— When running low on ammo.

"Drink awakens something deep within Nikolai! (Groans) Most likely bowels."
— When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.

"What goes in must come out, da? (Vomiting noises) Apparently that comes out too."
— When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.

"Hopefully this drink does not come back up. (Vomiting noises) Oh, I am so glad that is over. (Vomiting noises)"
— When drinking a Perk-a-Cola.

"Extra rubles in pocket always good thing."
— Upon receiving a Double Points.

"Fire works surprisingly well considering current location."
— Upon receiving a Nuke.

"Why not infinite ammo? It would be so much more efficient!"
— Upon receiving a Max Ammo.

"Believe it or not, Russian farm equipment can be even more deadly."
— Upon receiving a Death Machine.

"*imitates Death Machine sound* See? I am mouth minigun! No ammo though..."
— When receiving a Death Machine.

"Fortunately, this weapon does not require aiming. Bullets go everywhere!"
— When picking up a Death Machine.

"I used to make my wife laugh, it was her favorite thing from me… I should try to laugh more."
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"You hear one about drunk Russian? Of course you have! It's fucking stereotype! What if I were Scottish? (mocks Scottish man)"
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"I save gum for when I need it. Or when I want it."
— Upon purchasing a Gobblegum.

"1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, 7, um, uh 9? I lost count!"
— When killing many zombies.

"I imagine being torn from dimension is very painful process."
— When killing zombies with the Apothicon Servant.

"Ha ha! Look how far you went!"
— When killing zombies with the Thundergun.

"Ha ha! Pity you did not have wings, hellpigs! No, I'm really glad you do not."
— When killing zombies with the Ragnarok DG-4.

"Gravity does not let us down."
— When killing zombies with the Ragnarok DG-4.

"Gravity is not your friend. It is mine."
— When killing zombies with the Ragnarok DG-4.

"You are an irritant!"
— When being hit by a zombie.

"It's getting bit windy here, da?"
— When killing zombies with the Thundergun.

"Now Nikolai can share rainy storm cloud with everyone!"
— When killing zombies with the Thundergun.

"Did you actually use your teeth?!"
— When a zombie touches him.

"Want to play game? First to die loses!"
— When a zombie touches him.

"You want dance? I accept, Troika Death Dance!"
— When a zombie touches him.

"Congratulations, you win! Here is reward!"
— When killing a zombie that touched him.

"The atmosphere is cold. I can feel the hairs bristling on my neck."
— When entering Nacht der Untoten.

"I think I remember this place. Was it first time I was ever impaled?"
— When entering Shangri-La.

"I went to theater as a child...once. It was like entering another world."
— When entering Kino der Toten.

"I hated this room. Even at castle, it was far too easy for them to sneak up on me."
— When entering Der Eisendrache.

"The child...Samantha. We did save her, I remember."
— When entering Origins for the first time. Possibly a reference to the Little Lost Girl Easter Egg.

"Though we have visited this prison, we did not stay longer than required for Richtofen to advance his agenda, whatever it may be."
— When entering Mob of the Dead.

"Did you see peeled banana? I swear it was there! It might have floated away though..."
— When being revived.

"Were we here before, or is it someplace we have yet to visit?"
— When entering Verrückt.

"We only succeed in making beast more cranky."
— When shooting off one of the heads of a Margwa.

"We should tread carefully. Giant monster's gag reflex could be extremely sensitive."
— When entering the Apothicon for the first time.

Takeo Masaki Edit

"Unimaginable evil... manifests all around us. So much of the past has returned, but what of our future?"
— In the Revelations Sneak Peek trailer

"The final battle has begun."
— In the gameplay trailer.

"Everything has lead to this moment."
— In the gameplay trailer.

"Destiny is not on your side. It is on ours!"
— In the gameplay trailer.

"I must attempt to locate Doctor Monty. He at least has some grasp, some understanding of this twisted realm."
— Starting round 3 solo.

"My chances of survival can change from moment to moment."
— Upon receiving an Assault Rifle.

"A gracious gift for an ungracious task."
— Upon receiving an assault rifle.

"No bullets shall be wasted. Each shall find its target."
— Upon receiving an assault rifle.

"I know more powerful weaponry lies within, but this weapon will suffice."
— Upon receiving an assault rifle.

"Rapid fire vengeance is mine to the last bullet!"
— Upon receiving a submachine gun.

"Honor comes only to those who are truly worthy. I humbly include myself on this list."
— Upon receiving a submachine gun.

"In times that are indeed desperate, I will gladly make use of this."
— Upon receiving a shotgun.

"Their bones will be fragmented across space itself!"
— Upon receiving an LMG.

"Rocket launcher is a weapon of brute force! Desperate times indeed."
— Upon receiving a rocket launcher.

"We have traveled far together, Ray Gun."
— Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"They will reach new heights, only so they can crash to new lows."
— Upon receiving the Ragnarok DG-4.

"Potential destruction encased within a hard shell, much like each of us."
— Upon receiving the Apothicon Servant.

"Our journey will surely end without more ammunition."
— Upon running out of ammunition.

"Leave this place, demon!"
— Upon killing a zombie.

"Why are you so irritating!?"
— Upon killing a zombie.

"Your destiny belongs in another realm, demons!"
— Upon sucking up zombies with the Apothicon Servant.

"You made little difference in our fight, creature!"
— Upon killing a fury.

"I have overlooked many things. This is not one of them."
— Upon picking up a shield part.

"This creature's interior is just as unpleasant as exterior."
— Upon entering the Apothicon for the first time.

"This is an echo of a realm, where many misguided fools were led to their deaths."
— When entering Shangri-La for the first time.

"So much of our past has returned, but what of our future?"
— When entering Kino der Toten for the first time.

"Long ago, we have come together as enemies. We have come so very far."
— When entering Origins for the first time.

Edward Richtofen Edit

"Mein Gott, what have I done? Stop it, Edward, breathe... MAXIS!"
— In the Revelations Sneak Peek trailer

"I do not know if we can survive this place. But I will do my damnedest."
— In the gameplay trailer.

"You contracted a severe case of gravity!"
— When using the Ragnarok DG-4 in the gameplay trailer.

"Mein gott, what have I done? Stop it, Edward, breathe, it's okay... MAXIS!"
— At the beginning of the game on solo.

"Where is he? Where is Dr. Monty? He will help us. Just as Maxis promised."
— At the beginning of round 2 on solo.

"I am so close. We can still avert disaster, we can still set things right. The blood vials will protect me."
— At the beginning of Round 3 on solo.

"It's loud, crass, and it takes a long time getting anything done. But enough about Dempsey!"
— Upon receiving a shotgun or LMG.

"Hooray, I received an infernal noisemaker. Perfect for perforating mein eardrums."
— Upon receiving an LMG.

"These are live, aren't they? I wouldn't want a dud."
— Upon receiving a launcher.

"*sigh* Then abrasive, loud explosions we shall make. Begrudgingly."
— Upon receiving a launcher.

"Why did I take this? I don't even WANT it! Am I really that desperate?"
— Upon receiving a launcher.

"Ah, Ray Gun! I suppose it is only fitting that we are reunited for the end."
— Upon receiving the Ray Gun.

"Remember, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the massive trauma that results from impact!"
— Upon receiving the Ragnarok DG-4.

"I've been unlucky in many other dimensions. It's a pattern."
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"One day, I hope to be more like you, Monkey. Minus the hat. It's not my color."
— Upon receiving a Monkey Bomb.

"Before there was only one, then there was two. Then two killed one and things got complicated!"
— Upon receiving a Dual Wield weapon.

"If only I had a third hand...wait, what am I saying? "If only I had a third hand"? That's insane! CLEARLY I NEED FOUR!'"
— Upon receiving a Dual Wield weapon.

"Good news, hellspawn! I've decided to DOUBLE your dosage!"
— Upon receiving a Dual Wield weapon.

"I really wanted something more. I always have! Will I ever get it?"
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"Calm yourself horde, I will get to you soon enough!"
— Upon receiving an LMG.

"While I appreciate this mildly amusing diversion, I should really acquire more aggressive weaponry."
— Upon receiving an assault rifle.

"Aw you can just... f-fudge off, box! I'm sorry I swore at you before, I didn't mean it."
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"Ahahahaha! Aaah, we are all going to die! Aha, maybe for real this time!"
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"So, I grabbed Dempsey and demanded to know what LMG really stood for. He said "Let me go, dumbass!" I did not know it was LMGD..."
— Upon receiving an LMG.

"You are doing the right thing, Edward, even if no one believes you."
— Upon receiving a sniper rifle.

"I'm not angry at you, box. I'm very angry."
— Upon the Box departing.

"Behold, I am WIELDING A RIFLE! And it will do...BAD THINGS!"
— Upon receiving an assault rifle.

"Their various internal organs will soon be more...external."
— Upon receiving a shotgun.

"I can make this work. I WILL make this work."
— Upon receiving a shotgun.

"I'll do anything to avoid actually purchasing ammunition. Anything..."
— Upon running out of ammunition.

"Oh, that's definitely not sitting well..."
— Upon consuming Juggernog.

"I think... I smell (sniffs)...death. Ja, that's it."
— Upon receiving a nuke.

"We should be careful in our pursuit of this...offer. We don't want to expose ourselves to unecessary risk."
— Upon receiving a Fire Sale.

"Mein Gott, I just realised! What if the Box runs out of weapons!?"
— Upon receiving a Fire Sale.

"I once dreamt of such explosions. Perhaps soon I will see my very last."
— Upon receiving a nuke.

"Ohohohoh, the morgue will be very busy this evening."
— Upon receiving an Insta-Kill.

"That explosion is very bright. Makes my eyes tingle..."
— Upon receiving a nuke.

"I do not do this for wealth...especially as I may not live long enough to spend it."
— Upon receiving a Double Points.

"Is that a label? "Caution, Handle With Care" OH, REALLY? I don't think it's likely!"
— Upon receiving a Death Machine

"When I killed myself, I felt nothing. When we killed Dempsey, I felt something. When we killed Takeo, I knew I had to save them."
— While waiting for Pack-a-Punch.

"I question the professionalism...of any doctor who prescribes candy...talking to you Doctor Monty!"
— When consuming a Gobblegum.

"What part of 'leave me alone' was not clear?!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Hello, my name's Edward. Remember me from when I KILLED YOU JUST NOW!?"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Dissection is my specialty! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE!"
— Upon killing a zombie with a melee weapon.

"That didn't hurt. I'm almost completely numb...physically."
— Upon being hit by a zombie.

"Wait, have you actually been trying to hurt me all these years?"
— Upon being hit by a zombie.

"I do not like creepy crawlies! Not one bit!"
— Upon being hit by a Parasite.

"I didn't need to call pest control! I am pest control!"
— When killing a Parasite.

"I have seen mein death, it will not be by your hands!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"Here, let me help you DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I did consider keeping him as a pet, but I'd rather have a pig. One of those teeny-weeny ones, AHH, they're so cute!"
— Upon killing a crawler.

"Do I feel guilt for killing the undead halfling? What's the"
— Upon killing a crawler.

"I've seen this before. Just now, right before I picked it up."
— Upon picking up a shield part.

"When life gives you lemons, attempt to weaponize lemonade."
— Upon picking up a part.

"I am a doctor, a surgeon, a scientist! Still not a carpenter! I don't care what anyone else says..."
— While repairing a barrier.

"Hello again, futility. I'm Edward. Remember me? We aren't friends."
— While repairing a barrier.

"I'm so someone left all this wood right next to this window. *sarcastically* IT'LL MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE!'"
— While repairing a barrier.

"Oh, this was nothing to do with me. I can promise you that."
— Upon entering Nacht Der Untoten for the first time.

"I really thought you were going to let me bleed to death! It was so sad!"
— Upon being revived.

"You saved me, you like me, you really like me!"
— Upon being revived.

"I had many dreams within these trenches. I say dreams but really they were more like visions. Starting with the one where Maxis begged me to remove his brain..."
— Upon entering Origins for the first time.

"Ah, really isn't what it used to be."
— When entering Shangri-La for the first time.

"I need time to think, and these wooden boards are not helping."
— While repairing a barrier.

"You know, I sometimes feel guilty about Sammy. But then I remember, it wasn't really me!"
— Upon entering Mob of the Dead for the first time. This is possibly a reference to Samuel J. Stuhlinger.

"I'd really prefer not to linger around here, unless it's absolutely necessary."
— Upon entering Der Eisendrache for the first time.

"Let's just try not to think about all the terrible things that went on here, ja? It's not pleasant."
— Upon entering Verrückt for the first time.

"So, are we in it's brain? It's stomach? It's heart? All of the above?"
— Upon entering the Apothicon for the first time.

"The theatre! I readily admit that I have some flair for the theatrical."
— Upon entering Kino Der Toten for the first time.

"Worry not, Pack-a-Punch machine! I will save you!"
— While freeing the Pack-a-Punch machine in the Apothicon.

Dr. Monty Edit

"Okay, er let's recap a bit, shall we? This was meant to be a new start, really, a perfect world free from all the evil that had corrupted each and every corner of the known and unknown universe. It was going to be a place of safety for our kids, the little 'yous', you, little, well so far so good... But things started to go wrong soon after you arrived. Now I can understand your initial shock coming face to face with Maxis, especially after so long, but you did the right thing. You followed the plan; you brought the Summoning Key here, and you destroyed that bloody machine once and for all. The thing is, Maxis went and ballsed everything up. He heard voices you see, calling to him. It wasn't really his fault, he hasn't actually got his soul yet; all I got was a brain. Anyway, the key thing, as in the thing that is key, is that Maxis fiddled around with the Summoning Thingamajig and accidentally released an even bigger bastard, someone even I didn't know was in there - The Shadow Man: the one and only original harbinger of doom. So, I'm going to be absolutely truthful with you: things have gone way too far out of control. This isn't any vague "woo-hoo-oo-hoo" evil, we're talking about the Apothicons. The most powerful and evil entities in all the existences that ever existed. And now they're here, in our perfect world. I'm not going to sugar coat things - it's a fucking shitshow."
— In the Revelations intro cutscene
"Okay fellas, if you've been paying attention, or even if you haven't, it should be abundantly clear that things are seriously out of whack. Business as usual, I suppose... Anyway, I'm having a bit of a heated debate with the old Shadowman and his Apothicon pals, and it's making it really hard to keep this reality stable. I mean honestly, look at it! It's practically held together with tape, and bits of string!"
— Said at the beginning of round 6-7
"So, as things weren't bad enough. I'm struggling to maintain my presence. Bloody Shadowman. At least he's in the same boat. How are things going besides all that, hmmm? Making any progress? ...Bollocks. I'm phasing out again."
— Said at the beginning of round 17
"Honestly, if you could see just what was going on outside your realm of perception, it would blow your minds! That's the main reason I kept it back. If I were to give you an analogy, I'd describe it like this: when a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently effortlessly across the lake. But underneath, as in beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. Its legs are moving like it's pedaling a fucking bicycle up a mountain! Well, that's me right now. I am that duck!"
— Said at the beginning of round 19
"You know, Richtofen's doing pretty well without a soul, I think the one he had was evil, same is probably true of Maxis, better off without. They could spend their days pondering whether or not they have one for all eternity... Oh well, it's a good way to pass the time."
— Said during For The Good Of All
"Look, I know everything's gone to hell in a handbasket but I'm really glad to see Maxis has got himself a bird now. I know she's a little bit drone-y, but I can fix her... I can fix everything. It will be fine, Sophia and Maxis are really smart, they can be a good influence on the kids."
— Said during For The Good Of All
"Bloody lemon!"
— When a player goes down.
"I'm actually very impressed..."
— When freeing the Pack-a-Punch machine or unlocking a helmet.
"Do you guys always work this hard?"
— When killing over 10 Zombies on later rounds or freeing Pack-a-Punch

Shadowman Edit

"Please, you must help me. Only together can we prevent the destruction of your world."
— In the Revelations intro cutscene
"I have been watching. I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds. I know who you are. But, questions remain. Why do you do the things you do? What is it that you hope to achieve? Do you not see the futility of your tiny, insignificant existence? You are but fragments of a bigger universe."
— Said at the beginning of round 12
"Has he told you what happens to you? What happens should you win the war? I'll tell you, I'm the only one who'll be honest with you. All of you will simply cease to exist. Despite everything you've done, everything you've fought so hard for. You will simply fade away."
— Said at the beginning of round 22
"Your sins serve only as an invitation. An invitation to an evil beyond your imagination. I will lead the way. I will show you the path. Only through me, the Shadow Man, will you find your redemption."
— After activating a wisp in the starting room
"'Tank' Dempsey. Do you even have a first name? You know so little about yourself. You used to talk to imaginary forces all the time! Forces you thought controlled your destiny. Or have you forgotten that? Of course you have. It's all Monty's fault!"
— When "Tank" Dempsey gets downed.
"Oh Edward, my dear dear Edward. He doesn't understand you. I do. Only through me, the Shadowman, can you find your salvation."
— When Edward Richtofen gets downed.
"Oh Nikolai, are you proud to be Russian? I have to be honest, most of the time you seem very very depressed. You barely even laugh at your own jokes "Russians snipers are best in all of Russia" it's good stuff. You do realize why you are unhappy, don't you? It's all Monty's fault!"
— When Nikolai Belinski gets downed.
"Why do you fight? Do you not realise the futility? Go forth, minions."
— At the beginning of a Parasite round.
"Rain death from above, my Parasites!"
— At the beginning of a Parasite round.
"Your suffering...will become legend!"
— Upon activating a Corruption Generator.
"You have sealed your own fate!"
— Upon activating a Corruption Generator.
"Your demise is imminent!"
— Upon activating a Corruption Generator.
"There can be no escape from the Margwas!"
— At the beginning of a Margwa round.
"Devour them my three-headed beast!"
— At the beginning of a Margwa round.
"The Panzersoldat will fight to the death, again."
— When spawning a Panzersoldat
"You've faced them before, Soldat! Schnell! Schnell!"
— When spawning a Panzersoldat.
"The Panzersoldat is but one part of our vast army."
— When spawning a Panzersoldat.
"Achtung! (Attention!) Step out from the shadows, Panzersoldat!"
— At the beginning of a Panzersoldat round.

Multiple Character Conversations Edit

"Tank" Dempsey & Edward Richtofen Edit

Dempsey: So, Richtofen. With all this mayhem unfolding around us, have you formulated a new plan?

Richtofen: Yes, Demspey. My plan is to live through this day. If we can do that, then we still have a chance.

Dempsey: Those kids in the house, they're actually us? Created from our souls in the Summoning Key.

Richtofen: Ja, Dempsey. The children are us, but they are free of the confusion and delusion that has shaped our existence.

Dempsey: So, this Dr. Monty. What do you actually know about him? Was he another Group 935 scientist or something?

Richtofen: (chuckling) Oh no. He may call himself a doctor, but Monty is so much more than that.

Dempsey: How do I know that this isn't what you wanted all along, Richtofen? I mean, throwing the whole universe into perpetual chaos seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd do?

Richtofen: You are wrong, Dempsey. Just as Dr. Monty explained, this is not the future we had sought to secure. Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Dempsey: So, answer me, honestly. How much of this is your fault? Did our little trip to Alcatraz have anything to do with it?

Richtofen: Be quiet, Dempsey! I told you, that's our little secret!

Edward Richtofen & Nikolai Belinski Edit

Richtofen: I know you're not particularly fond of me, Nikolai. But I promise you, I'm really trying hard.

Nikolai: (sigh) You should try harder... The children in the house, they are us? Are we to believe that they are vessels for our eternal souls?

Richtofen: Ja, Nikolai. That is exactly what they are: Vessels for our eternal souls.

Nikolai: What of these bodies that we currently inhabit? What becomes of us when the battle is over?

Richtofen: You will see, Nikolai. And one day, you will thank me.

Nikolai: Your plan forced me to relive painful memories I would rather will left in the past! I am not sure I should thank you for that.

Richtofen: You misunderstand me, Nikolai. I'm referring to the future; not the past.

Nikolai: I fear that our future will soon be upon us. Our journey's end is rapidly approaching.

Richtofen: Let us just agree to disagree, Nikolai. I have every intention of living a long und eventful life.

Takeo Masaki & Edward Richtofen Edit

Takeo: We have travelled far, Richtofen. But what do you know of our true destination?

Richtofen: We have to focus on restoring order to this universe, Takeo. Which means doing the kinds of things we usually do.

Takeo: Questions remain unanswered, Richtofen. What of the children? The Monty Doctor seemed to imply that they are us?

Richtofen: They are what we could be. Had we lived in a world unsullied by the evil that had punctuated each and every moment of our existence.

Takeo: If the children are us, then what of, us? The bodies we now inhabit, what becomes of them when order is restored?

Richtofen: That question has been on my mind for a long time, Takeo. I believe the answer is not one that would bring you any comfort.

Takeo: Are you returning to your duplicitous ways, Richtofen? Do you have another agenda that we are unaware of?

RIchtofen: I promise you, Takeo. I will make this right; with or without the help of Dr. Monty... Have faith, Takeo. Other than all the times I betrayed, tortured or tried to kill you, have I ever let you down?

Takeo: You have kept your word, as you had promised. I was shone the truth, by my own misguided path.

"Tank" Dempsey & Nikolai Belinski Edit

Dempsey: You still seem real mad at Richtofen. You having second thoughts, Nikolai?

Nikolai: Second thoughts? My opinion of the German has barely wavered, but I believe we are serving a higher purpose.

Dempsey: So, you do think this Dr. Monty is the real deal?

Nikolai: I see no other explanation, Dempsey. But as how closely his goals are aligned to Richtofen's is something that remains to be seen.

Dempsey: I know. And you put up a bigger fight than the rest of us. You think your gut feeling about Richtofen was right all along?

Nikolai: Each of us have made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of Richtofen's plans. We have hunted down and extinguished our other selves.

Dempsey: We'll fight side by side back to back; even if it's for the last time, Nikolai.

Nikolai: Though I fear the end approaches, I believe Richtofen holds cards he has yet to play.

"Tank" Dempsey & Takeo Masaki Edit

Dempsey: So, Tak. You notice anything off when we bagged Nikolai's soul in Stalingrad?

Takeo: Many things were off on our last mission, Dempsey. But I believe I know what perplexes you.

Dempsey: The big beam of light that came out of the Summoning-fucker. It shot right up in the sky and I saw figures in it. You, me, Nikolai....

Takeo: .....But no Richtofen. An intriguing realization. An unlikely revelation... If our memory of Stalingrad is correct, why do you think we only saw three figures?

Dempsey: I'll tell you what I think. I think our pal, Richtofen, ain't got a soul. Not sure if he ever did.

Takeo: Hmm, if our souls are truly within the children, then what is left of us?

Dempsey: Exactly. I'm starting to see a flaw in his plan. Specially, that we don't seem to feature.

Takeo: Perhaps when the battle is over, our spirits will join in unity; ascending to another plain of existence.

Dempsey: I ain't sure I like the sound of that. What if I don't want to be a fucking kid? What if I just want to be me?

Takeo Masaki & Nikolai Belinski Edit

Takeo: You know that our journey has changed us all, Nikolai.

Nikolai: I can not dispute that. The fact I allowed myself to do what I did, proves that.

Takeo: Would you welcome a fresh start? For your soul, the chances to live a new life; far from this realm of violence and fear.

Nikolai: However much I would wish it to be otherwise, I know that my past is gone forever... I do not believe the survival of our eternal souls is the real driving force behind Richtofen's agenda. He is a selfish creature.

Takeo: I think you are mistaken. I believe this Richtofen has sacrificed more than we may ever know... What do you believe in, Nikolai?

Nikolai: I believe in a higher power. I believe this Dr. Monty may well offer us a better hope for the future; whatever it may be... Tell me, Takeo. What do you believe in?

Takeo: My beliefs have changed greatly, but I will tell you one thing I know for sure, Nikolai. Even though we are bound by destiny, in our hearts, we are a team.

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