This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Zombies map Shi No Numa.
Note: Weapon specific quotes (except Wonder Weapons) are only heard in the Call of Duty: World at War version.
Tank Dempsey[]
- "Die again, maggot sacks!"
- — After getting a kill.
- "Take a napalm bath!"
- — After getting a flamethrower kill.
- "Don't fuck with a Marine!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.
- "Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"
- — After getting a multi-kill.
- "I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"
- — Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.
- "You freakin' stink!"
- — After killing a zombie with the knife.
- "I'm not your C-Rations!"
- — Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.
- "You can't keep a marine down."
- — After being revived.
- "Just another day of kicking ass."
- — After killing a zombie.
- "I'll cook your soul!"
- — After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
- "Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "Lead to the head, baby!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "Fuckin' A, that was a good shot!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "I'll swallow your soul!"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"
- — After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.
- "He's a lot prettier without a head!"
- — After getting a headshot
- "Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"
- — After turning on an electric barrier.
- "Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"
- — After killing the zombie that hit him.
- "It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"
- — After killing a zombie that had hit.
- "That was BADASS!"
- — After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "What... Are they gonna put a music easter egg in every map now?!"
- — After activating "The One".
- "I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."
- — After shooting red meteor in storage area.
- "I'm out of gun juice!"
- — After running out of ammo
- "Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "Son of a bitch."
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
- "Four-legged freaksacks, just more shit to blow up."
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
- "The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."
- — Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)
- "(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
- "Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
- "Go sniff some freakbag ass, meathole."
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "Is this all the devil's got to throw at us?"
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "Sorry smellhound, you gotta be put down!"
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "I thought I told you to STAY!"
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "Back to hell with you!"
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "Play dead, bitch!"
- — After killing a hellhound.
- "FUCKING teddy bear!"
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.
- "Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"
- — After getting the teddy bear.
- "One shot, one kill."
- — After receiving the .357 Magnum. (Reference to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare mission, One Shot, One Kill.)
- "Six shots, six kills"
- — Upon getting the .357 Magnum.
- "Draw, motherfuckers!"
- — After getting the .357 Magnum.
- "Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"
- — After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.
- "What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "They say I have an electrifying personality, I guess they were right."
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Good old-fashioned lightning gun, sweet!"
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Time to shock and fry some maggot brains."
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Time to amp it up!"
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Those freaks are gonna be shocked when they see what I'm bringing!"
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Heavy weaponry: a real man's toy."
- — After getting any automatic weapon from the Mystery Box.
- "Perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "Oorah."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Hey, say hello to my little friend!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "Lead is gonna fly and heads are gonna roll!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Those maggots are dead meat."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Come get some, freakbags!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "It's time to kick some freakbag ass."
- — After getting an MG.
- "I know you ain't laughing at me, motherfucker!"
- — After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.
- "This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"
- — After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.
- "I don't know who the fuck Ray is, but his gun rips!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Time to vaporize those meatsacks!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Little gun, big bang."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "I'm gonna blow a hole in their guts."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Now we're talking!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Light as hell, but packs a solid punch."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Just ain't got no luck."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "Fucking crapsack, no luck."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "Shit. I wanted an MG."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "That's just great, piece of shit."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "I'm gonna blow a hole in this box."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "I hate this box!"
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail.
- "I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."
- — After getting a PTRS-41.
- "Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."
- — After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.
- "I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"
- — When the Mystery box moves.
- "Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"
- — After the Nuke power up is obtained.
- "Oorah, maggotbags!"
- — After the Nuke power up is obtained.
- "Ka-BOOM!"
- — After the Nuke power up is obtained.
- "Hell yeah!"
- — After receiving Double Points.
- "Time to rack up some kills!"
- — After receiving Double Points.
- "Points? Who's keeping score?"
- — After receiving Double Points.
- "Time to kill!"
- — After achieving an Insta-Kill.
- "Oorah."
- — After achieving an Insta-Kill.
- "Let's dance, meatbags."
- — After achieving an Insta-Kill.
- "Yeah, that's right!"
- — After achieving Max Ammo.
- "Gun juice refilled, just what I needed!"
- — After achieving Max Ammo.
- "More gun juice, kickass!"
- — After achieving Max Ammo.
- "I wish I could meet the chick who sang that jingle."
- — After getting Juggernog.
- "Ugh. Tastes like fish."
- — After getting Quick Revive Soda.
- "Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."
- — After getting Speed Cola.
- "What in the world is a Root Beer shelf?"
- — After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
- "Max ammo machine, ah genius"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
- "Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"
- — After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.
- "Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."
- — After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo
- "You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"
- — After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"
- "Lucky shot, Richtofen."
- — After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.
- "I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."
- — After witnessing a kill by Takeo
Nikolai Belinski[]
- "Stay away from my Vodka!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"
- — After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)
- "Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"
- — After shooting a zombie in the head.
- "I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."
- — Shoot a zombie in the head.
- "Get out my fucking way!"
- — Killing a zombie at close range.
- "What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Blood is such a pretty color."
- — After killing a zombie.
- "Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "I will paint red square with their blood!"
- — After killing zombies.
- "Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "Back off, mister."
- — After killing a zombie at close range.
- "How dare you touch me!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him.
- "Back to hell, Satan's minions!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "I'm coming for you, Lucifer!"
- — After getting mutiple kills.
- "Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "Come to Nikolai, you filthy hounds!"
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "I hear some angry fucking dogs."
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "Get back in the grave, helldog, die again!"
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "Cry havoc, they let loose the dogs aboard!"
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "Fear me, hellhounds!"
- — After killing a Hellhound.
- "No vodka for you!"
- — After killing a Hellhound.
- "You made me drop my vodka, YOU WILL DIE!"
- — After killing a Hellhound.
- "These fucking dogs are huge!"
- — After killing a Hellhound.
- "Heel, you bitch!"
- — After killing a Hellhound.
- "The wild, wild east."
- — After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
- "So small, so strong."
- — After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
- "Six bullets, six kills."
- — After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
- "A magnum. This makes me happy."
- — After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
- "This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box.
- "I will turn them into confetti!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "Nikolai will cut them in two."
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "Soviet magnificence!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "I will turn them into confetti!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "God have mercy on them, I'm coming."
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "Pry this from my cold dead hands!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "I will turn them into confetti!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41.
- "Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"
- — After getting any type of shotgun.
- "Time to pay the Piper."
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "Limbs will fly with this!"
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "Time to go hunting!"
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "A shotgun will blow their guts out, perfect!"
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "I will paint Red Square with their blood!"
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "I need to be careful around my vodka with this, haha."
- — After getting the M2 Flamethrower.
- "Now, you demons will burn like dogs."
- — After getting the M2 Flamethrower.
- "Ah, gasoline. Should I fire it or should I drink it?"
- — After getting the M2 Flamethrower.
- "Perfect...50 gallons of gasoline on my back."
- — After getting the M2 Flamethrower.
- "Ah, fire. Such comfort in these dark times."
- — After getting the M2 Flamethrower.
- "Time to fry those undead pigs!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "For the honor of the motherland!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Electricity and vodka, could be good."
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "I've got the power!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "So many bullets, so little time."
- — After getting an MG.
- "I was born for this weapon."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Look at you, beautiful."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Let us drink to this perfect machine."
- — After getting an MG.
- "Vasili would be proud!"
- — After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.
- "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
- — When attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."
- — After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.
- "The sniping soviet rains supreme."
- — After getting a sniper rifle.
- "Nikolai will put their brains on the outside."
- — After getting a sniper rifle.
- "I will relish popping their heads like melons."
- — After getting a sniper rifle.
- "Not bad, but my schmeckle is bigger."
- — After getting a sniper rifle.
- "Ah, the green death from the red meanace!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "This will kill the demons good."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "This is worth a bottle of vodka."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Ray, gun, quick, death."
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "It's a fucking ray gun!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "*sigh* Pointless."
- — After getting the Molotov Cocktail.
- "This junk offends me."
- — After getting the Molotov Cocktail.
- "This is useless."
- — After getting the Molotov Cocktail.
- "What is this Bolshevik shit?"
- — After getting the Molotov Cocktail.
- "Why do we not share the points?"
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "My daughter always loved that fucking teddy bear!"
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear.
- "I am being laughed at by a teddy bear."
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear.
- "This is pissing me off."
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear.
- "Ah shit, this fucking box."
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear.
- "In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"
- — After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.
- "I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Another music Easter egg, I like this."
- — After activating the telephone.
- "I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
- "Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"
- — When the Nuke power-up is obtained.
- "I think they all just exploded."
- — When the Nuke power-up is obtained.
- "I'll drink to that."
- — When the Nuke power-up is obtained.
- "That's just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."
- — After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.
- "Perfect, more ammo!"
- — After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.
- "More ammo to keep my vodka safe with."
- — After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.
- "I feel like dirty Capitalist!"
- — After picking up Double Points.
- "Points are overrated, it's the fun that really counts."
- — After picking up Double Points.
- "Oh, I love getting more than I earn."
- — After picking up Double Points.
- "Burn in hell, satan's minions!"
- — After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.
- "Time to light them up!"
- — After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.
- "Now they all die."
- — After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.
- "That would taste better if I could mix it with Vodka."
- — After drinking Double Tap.
- "I am feeling even stronger than usual."
- — After drinking Juggernog.
- "That almost sobered me right up, damn shame."
- — After drinking Quick Revive Soda.
- "This makes me feel fast! I prefer vodka."
- — After drinking Speed Cola.
- "An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea!"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
- "Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."
- — After Takeo kills lots of zombies.
- "Very good American you may sniff my vodka."
- — After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.
- "Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."
- — After being revived.
Takeo Masaki[]
- "You will not dine on the honorable!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Stay back!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Your blood will RAIN on me!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Dead flesh will not kill the living!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Never again, will you taste our flesh!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "Die, you diseased dog!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "I will kill you all!"
- — Upon killing a zombie in a close range.
- "The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "His head is no more!"
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "It never saw its fate."
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "You have felt my power!"
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "It cannot eat if it no longer has a head!"
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- " I will STRIKE the head of evil!"
- — Upon getting a headshot!
- "Its head is no more!"
- — Upon getting a headshot!
- "So sad, he didn't die slower."
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "That was an impressive shot"
- — Upon getting a headshot.
- "Today you will die!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "I will not have my flesh consumed!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "I will not succumb to you!"
- — Upon killing a zombie that hit him.
- "BANZAI!!!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "I have banished many!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "I am not done yet!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "They WILL fall again!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "You will be buried!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "For the emperor!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "It's too bad you didn't die more slowly!"
- — Upon killing multiple zombies.
- "DIE!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
- "Shi-Ne!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with an explosion. "Shi-Ne" means "die" in English.
- "You have been shattered into pieces!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
- "Your evil here no more!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.
- "Your existence is no longer!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "The emperor would be pleased!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Time for you to depart the realm of the living!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
- "Flesh becomes vapour!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
- "I will make you all DUST!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
- "May your ashes bless the Earth!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
- "Life is for ONE generation!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
- "Let what is past BEGONE!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
- "You will be purified by fire!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower
- "RAAAAAAAGH!!!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
- "BURN!!!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
- "May you burn for a thousand year!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
- "Your corpses will become ash!"
- — Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower
- "They will fall as fast as their cousins!"
- — At the start of a Hellhound round.
- "I am not afraid of death... or undeath!"
- — At the start of a Hellhound round.
- "The dogs will FEAR the honorable!"
- — At the start of a Hellhound round.
- "They have been exterminated!"
- — Upon killing a Hellhound.
- "The death of a thousand fools makes not one smart man!"
- — Upon killing a Hellhound.
- "Unclean beasts!"
- — Upon killing a Hellhound.
- "Die, hounds of the dishonorable!"
- — Upon killing a Hellhound.
- "We must all die... Today, it was your turn! Ha-ha!"
- — Upon killing a Hellhound.
- "I am almost out of 'munitions!"
- — When low on ammo.
- "My weapon cannot continue to fire without rounds!"
- — When low on ammo.
- "My weapon is out of ammunition!"
- — When low on ammo.
- "Need ammunition!"
- — When low on ammo.
- "I will take them down with my bare hands!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I have no ammunitions!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I will rush in and take them all with me!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I have no ammo left!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I am out of ammo!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I need ammo!"
- — When out of ammo!
- "I have found an Easter egg of honor."
- — After activating the telephone.
- "This rock, it is not of this place."
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
- "The Americans did something right."
- — After getting the .357 Magnum.
- "We will dig many graves!"
- — After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.
- "For the Emperor!"
- — After obtaining a Machine Gun.
- "Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"
- — After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.
- "I require more money."
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "Challenged by a little bear...I accept."
- — After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.
- "The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."
- — After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
- "A foolish notion that what is, will always be."
- — After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
- "Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."
- — After Mystery Box disappears.
- "A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"
- — After getting a teddy bear.
- "I am most displeased."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.
- "I am blessed by Raiden!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (Raiden is the name of the Japanese god of thunder).
- "Mmm...This tastes a little like sushi!"
- — After getting Quick Revive Soda.
- "Reminds me of the o-o-old West."
- — After getting Double Tap Root Beer.
- "This drink makes me strong!"
- — After getting Juggernog.
- "Speed Cola...is honorable."
- — After getting Speed Cola.
- "Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
- "Nice shooting!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "You improve your honor with such precision!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Very good shooting!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Lucky shot, Russian pig!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "That was a lucky shot!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "Fuck, you will pay!"
- — After being revived.
- "My death would have been honorable!"
- — After being revived.
- "There is good Japanese design here."
- — After activating the Flogger.
Edward Richtofen[]
- "Haha! He cries as he burns."
- — After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.
- "His head is gone! How beautiful!"
- — After scoring a headshot.
- "His head exploded! Such Joy!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "I do not like killing dogs."
- — Before the Hellhounds come.
- "Poor puppies, they know no better."
- — When Hellhounds appear.
- "Get out of my way, schweinhund!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "WANT MORE BLOOD!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "He tried to kiss me!"
- — After being hit by a zombie.
- "That's what you get for touching the Doctor."
- — After killing a zombie that just hit him.
- "Let us drown in their agony!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "Poof! You're gone."
- — After killing a zombie destructively
- "I'm so happy! Thank you!"
- — After killing lots of zombies
- "Do you hear it? Talking to me?"
- — After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "This is much better than my Hitler Youth knife!"
- — After killing a zombie with a knife
- "I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."
- — After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.
- "(maniacal laughter)"
- — After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.
- "NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"
- — After obtaining a shotgun
- "I will watch their heads explode!"
- — After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.
- "Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"
- — After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.
- "The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "What? Shizen!"
- — After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
- "NO! I am angry now!"
- — When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
- "The box of pleasure mocks me!"
- — After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.
- "I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"
- — After achieving Double-Points
- "WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"
- — After getting the Nuke.
- "I feel like DANCING!"
- — After obtaining Speed Cola.
- "Yes, I reach for the root beer shelf!"
- — After obtaining Double Tap.
- "Ja, Ja! I need the Juggernog tonight!"
- — After obtaining Juggernog.
- "Revive...REVIVE!"
- — After obtaining Quick Revive Soda.
- "A ammo machine what a wunderbar idea!"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
- "Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
- "I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie.
- "The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie.
- "Good work, Nikolai."
- — After Nikolai kills a zombie.
- "Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."
- — After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.
- "It means so little to you. Disgusting!"
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie
- "Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."
- — After being revived.
- "I'm back to cause more pain!"
- — After getting revived.
- "This looks like something I would build!"
- — After turning on the Flogger.
Demonic Announcer[]
- "Ka-Boom!"
- — After getting nuke power-up.
- "Max Ammo!"
- — After getting Max Ammo power-up.
- "Insta-Kill!"
- — After getting Insta-Kill.
- "Double Points!"
- — After getting Double Points.
- "Carpenter!"
- — After getting the carpenter drop.
- "Bye Bye!"
- — After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.
- "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
- — When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)
- "[Demonic Laughing]"
- — When the Teddy Bear appears
- "[Demonic Laughter]"
- — After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarter
Imperial Zombies[]
Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.
- "No!"
- — Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade
- "Yes!"
- — Upon breaking through a barricade
- "Sam!"
- — Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.
- "Damn!"
- — If another Zombie is killed.