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This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Zombies map Shi No Numa.

Note: Weapon specific quotes (except Wonder Weapons) are only heard in the World at War version.

Tank Dempsey Edit

"Die again, maggot sacks!"
— After getting a kill.


"Take a napalm bath!"
— After getting a flamethrower kill.


"Don't fuck with a Marine!"
— Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.


"Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"
— After getting a multi-kill.


"I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"
— Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.


"You freakin' stink!"
— After killing a zombie with the knife.


"I'm not your C-Rations!"
— Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.


"You can't keep a marine down."
— After being revived.


"Just another day of kicking ass."
— After killing a zombie.


"I'll cook your soul!"
— After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.


"Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"
— After getting a headshot.


"Lead to the head, baby!"
— After getting a headshot.


"Fuckin' A, that was a good shot!"
— After getting a headshot.


"I'll swallow your soul!"
— After knifing a zombie.


"Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"
— After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.


"He's a lot prettier without a head!"
— After getting a headshot


"Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"
— After knifing a zombie.


"Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"
— After knifing a zombie.


"I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"
— After turning on an electric barrier.


"Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"
— After killing the zombie that hit him.


"It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"
— After killing multiple zombies.


"Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"
— After killing a zombie that had hit.


"That was BADASS!"
— After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.


"What... Are they gonna put a music easter egg in every map now?!"
— After activating "The One".


"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."
— After shooting red meteor in storage area.


"I'm out of gun juice!"
— After running out of ammo


"Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."
— After running out of ammo.


"Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"
— When out of ammo.


" Son of a bitch."
— Starting a Hellhound round.


"The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."
— Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)


"(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"
— Starting a Hellhound round.


"Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"
— Starting a Hellhound round.


"What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"
— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.


"FUCKING teddy bear!"
— After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.


"Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.


"Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"
— After getting the teddy bear.


"One shot, one kill."
— After receiving the .357 Magnum. (Reference to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare mission, One Shot, One Kill.)


"Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."
— After getting any fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box.


"Six shots, six kills"
— Upon getting the .357 Magnum.


"Oorah."
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box


"They say I have an electrifying personality, I guess they were right."
— Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.


"The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"
— After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.


"Just got no luck."
— After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.


"I know you ain't laughing at me, motherfucker!"
— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.


"Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"
— After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.


"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"
— After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.


"I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"
— After getting the Ray Gun.


"Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"
— After obtaining any machine gun.


"Draw, motherfuckers!"
— After getting the .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.


"I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."
— After getting a PTRS-41.


"Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."
— After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.


"I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"
— When the Mystery box moves.


"Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.


"Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"
— After the Nuke power up is obtained.


"Time to kill!"
— After achieving an Insta-Kill.


"Yeah, that's right!"
— After achieving Max Ammo.


"I wish i could to meet the chick who sang that jingle."
— After getting Juggernog.


"Ugh. Tastes like fish."
— After getting Quick Revive Soda.


"Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."
— After getting Speed Cola.


"What the hell is a Root Beer shelf?"
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.


"Max ammo machine, ah genius"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic


"Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"
— After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.


"Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."
— After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo


"You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"
— After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"


"Lucky shot, Richtofen."
— After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.


"I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."
— After witnessing a kill by Takeo

Nikolai Belinski Edit

"Stay away from my Vodka!"
— After killing a zombie.


"Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"
— After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)


"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"
— After shooting a zombie in the head.


"I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."
— Shoot a zombie in the head.


"Get out my fucking way!"
— Killing a zombie at close range.


"What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"
— After running out of ammo.


"Blood is such a pretty color."
— After killing a zombie.


"Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"
— After killing a zombie


"I will paint red square with their blood!"
— After killing zombies.


"Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"
— After killing a zombie


"Back off, mister."
— After killing a zombie at close range.


"How dare you touch me!"
— After killing a zombie that recently hit him.


"Back to hell, Satan's minions!"
— After killing a zombie.


"I'm coming for you, Lucifer!"
— After getting mutiple kills.


"Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"
— Start of Hellhound round.


"I hear some angry fucking dogs."
— Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.


"Oh shit, this fucking box."
— After receiving a teddy bear from the mystery box


"Reminds me of the wild wild east."
— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.


"My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"
— After receiving the Teddy Bear.


"This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"
— After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box


"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"
— After getting any type of shotgun.


"I will fry those undead pigs!"
— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.


"In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"
— After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.


"Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"
— After getting an MG.


"Vasili would be proud!"
— After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.


"Time to pay the Piper."
— After getting a shotgun.


"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
— When attempting to buy something without enough points.


"I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."
— After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.


"Why do we not share the points?"
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.


"That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"
— When getting the Teddy Bear.


"I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"
— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"Another music Easter egg, I like this."
— After activating the telephone.


"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."
— After shooting at the meteorite.


"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
— When out of ammo.


"I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."
— After running out of ammo.


"Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."
— After running out of ammo.


"Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"
— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.


"Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."
— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.


"I feel like dirty Capitalist!"
— After picking up Double Points.


"Revive Soda!"
— After drinking Quick Revive Soda.


"An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic


"Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."
— After Takeo kills lots of zombies.


"Very good American you may sniff my vodka."
— After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.


"Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."
— After being revived.

Takeo MasakiEdit

"You will not dine on the honorable!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"Stay back!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"Your blood will RAIN on me!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"Dead flesh will not kill the living!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"Never again, will you taste our flesh!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"Die, you diseased dog!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"I will kill you all!"
— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.


"The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"His head is no more!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"It never saw its fate."
— Upon getting a headshot.


"You have felt my power!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"It cannot eat if it no longer has a head!"
— Upon getting a headshot.


" I will STRIKE the head of evil!"
— Upon getting a headshot!


"Its head is no more!"
— Upon getting a headshot!


"So sad, he didn't die slower."
— Upon getting a headshot.


"That was an impressive shot"
— Upon getting a headshot.


"Today you will die!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.


"I will not have my flesh consumed!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.


"I will not succumb to you!"
— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.


"BANZAI!!!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"I have banished many!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"I am not done yet!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"They WILL fall again!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"You will be buried!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"For the emperor!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"It's too bad you didn't die more slowly!"
— Upon killing multiple zombies.


"DIE!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.


"Shi-Ne!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion. "Shi-Ne" means "die" in English.


"You have been shattered into pieces!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.


"Your evil here no more!"
— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.


"Your existence is no longer!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"The emperor would be pleased!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"Time for you to depart the realm of the living!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.


"Flesh becomes vapour!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


"I will make you all DUST!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


"May your ashes bless the Earth!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


"Life is for ONE generation!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


"Let what is past BEGONE!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2


"You will be purified by fire!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower


"RAAAAAAAGH!!!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower


"BURN!!!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower


"May you burn for a thousand year!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower


"Your corpses will become ash!"
— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower


"These hounds have no bite!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.


"They will fall as fast as their cousins!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.


"I am not afraid of death... or undeath!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.


"The dogs will FEAR the honorable!"
— At the start of a Hellhound round.


"They have been exterminated!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.


"The death of a thousand fools makes not one smart man!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.


"Unclean beasts!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.


"Die, hounds of the dishonorable!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.


"We must all die... Today, it was your turn! Ha-ha!"
— Upon killing a Hellhound.


"I require ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.


"I am almost out of 'munitions!"
— When low on ammo.


"My weapon cannot continue to fire without rounds!"
— When low on ammo.


"My weapon is out of ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.


"Need ammunition!"
— When low on ammo.


"I will take them down with my bare hands!"
— When out of ammo.


"I have no ammunitions!"
— When out of ammo.


"I will rush in and take them all with me!"
— When out of ammo.


"I have no ammo left!"
— When out of ammo.


"I am out of ammo!"
— When out of ammo.


"I need ammo!"
— When out of ammo!


"I have found an Easter egg of honor."
— After activating the telephone.


"This rock, it is not of this place."
— After shooting at the meteorite.


"The Americans did something right."
— After getting the .357 Magnum.


"We will dig many graves!"
— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.


"For the Emperor!"
— After obtaining a Machine Gun.


"Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"
— After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.


"I require more money."
— After attempting to buy something without enough points.


"Challenged by a little bear...I accept."
— After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.


"The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."
— After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.


"A foolish notion that what is, will always be."
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.


"Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."
— After Mystery Box disappears.


"A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"
— After getting a teddy bear.


"I am most displeased."
— After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.


"I am blessed by Raiden!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (Raiden is the name of the Japanese god of thunder).

"The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"
— After picking up a Max Ammo.


"Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"
— After getting Quick Revive Soda.


"Reminds me of the o-o-old West."
— After getting Double Tap Root Beer.


"Speed Cola... is honorable."
— After getting Speed Cola.


"Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic


"Nice shooting!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.


"You improve your honor with such precision!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.


"They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.


"Very good shooting!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.


"Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"
— When Richtofen gets a headshot.


"Lucky shot, Russian pig!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.


"You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.


"That was a lucky shot!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.


"A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.


"Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"
— When Nikolai gets a headshot.


"Fuck, you will pay!"
— After being revived.


"My death would have been honorable!"
— After being revived.


"There is good Japanese design here."
— After activating the Flogger.

Edward Richtofen Edit

"Haha! He cries as he burns."
— After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.


"His head is gone! How beautiful!"
— After scoring a headshot.


"His head exploded! Such Joy!"
— After getting a headshot.


"I do not like killing dogs."
— Before the Hellhounds come.


"Poor puppies, they know no better."
— When Hellhounds appear.


"Get out of my way, schweinhund!"
— After killing a zombie.


"WANT MORE BLOOD!"
— After killing a zombie.


"He tried to kiss me!"
— After being hit by a zombie.


"That's what you get for touching the Doctor."
— After killing a zombie that just hit him.


"Let us drown in their agony!"
— After killing a zombie


"Poof! You're gone."
— After killing a zombie destructively


"I'm so happy! Thank you!"
— After killing lots of zombies


"Do you hear it? Talking to me?"
— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.


"This is much better than my Hitler Youth knife!"
— After killing a zombie with a knife


"I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"
— When out of ammo.


"AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"
— When out of ammo.


"All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"
— When out of ammo.


"It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."
— After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.


"(maniacal laughter)"
— After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.


"NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"
— After obtaining a shotgun


"I will watch their heads explode!"
— After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.


"Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"
— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.


"The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.


"What? Shizen!"
— After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.


"NO! I am angry now!"
— When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.


"The box of pleasure mocks me!"
— After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.


"I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"
— After achieving Double-Points


"WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"
— After getting the Nuke.


"I feel like DANCING!"
— After obtaining Speed Cola.


"A ammo machine what a wunderbar idea!"
— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic


"Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"
— After shooting at the meteorite.


"I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."
— After Dempsey kills a zombie.


"The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"
— After Dempsey kills a zombie.


"Good work, Nikolai."
— After Nikolai kills a zombie.


"Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."
— After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.


"It means so little to you. Disgusting!"
— After Dempsey kills a zombie


"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."
— After being revived.


"I'm back to cause more pain!"
— After getting revived.


"This looks like something I would build!"
— After turning on the Flogger.

Demonic Announcer Edit

"Ka-Boom!"
— After getting nuke power-up.


"Max Ammo!"
— After getting Max Ammo power-up.


"Insta-Kill!"
— After getting Insta-Kill.


"Double Points!"
— After getting Double Points.


"Carpenter!"
— After getting the carpenter drop.


"Bye Bye!"
— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.


"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
— When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)


"[Demonic Laughing]"
— When the Teddy Bear appears


"[Demonic Laughter]"
— After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarter


Imperial Zombies Edit

Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.

"No!"
— Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade


"Yes!"
— Upon breaking through a barricade


"Sam!"
— Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.


"Damn!"
— If another Zombie is killed.


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