Shi No Numa/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Zombies map Shi No Numa.

Note: Weapon specific quotes (except Wonder Weapons) are only heard in the Call of Duty: World at War version.

Tank Dempsey[]

"Die again, maggot sacks!"

— After getting a kill.

"Take a napalm bath!"

— After getting a flamethrower kill.

"Don't fuck with a Marine!"

— Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.

"Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"

— After getting a multi-kill.

"I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"

— Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.

"You freakin' stink!"

— After killing a zombie with the knife.

"I'm not your C-Rations!"

— Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.

"You can't keep a marine down."

— After being revived.

"Just another day of kicking ass."

— After killing a zombie.

"I'll cook your soul!"

— After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"

— After getting a headshot.

"Lead to the head, baby!"

— After getting a headshot.

"Fuckin' A, that was a good shot!"

— After getting a headshot.

"I'll swallow your soul!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"

— After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.

"He's a lot prettier without a head!"

— After getting a headshot

"Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"

— After turning on an electric barrier.

"Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"

— After killing the zombie that hit him.

"It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"

— After killing a zombie that had hit.

"That was BADASS!"

— After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"What... Are they gonna put a music easter egg in every map now?!"

— After activating "The One".

"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."

— After shooting red meteor in storage area.

"I'm out of gun juice!"

— After running out of ammo

"Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."

— After running out of ammo.

"Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"Son of a bitch."

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"Four-legged freaksacks, just more shit to blow up."

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."

— Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)

"(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"Go sniff some freakbag ass, meathole."

— After killing a hellhound.

"Is this all the devil's got to throw at us?"

— After killing a hellhound.

"Sorry smellhound, you gotta be put down!"

— After killing a hellhound.

"I thought I told you to STAY!"

— After killing a hellhound.

"Back to hell with you!"

— After killing a hellhound.

"Play dead, bitch!"

— After killing a hellhound.

"FUCKING teddy bear!"

— After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.

"Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"

— After getting the teddy bear.

"One shot, one kill."

— After receiving the .357 Magnum. (Reference to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare mission, One Shot, One Kill.)

"Six shots, six kills"

— Upon getting the .357 Magnum.

"Draw, motherfuckers!"

— After getting the .357 Magnum.

"Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"

— After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.

"What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"They say I have an electrifying personality, I guess they were right."

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Good old-fashioned lightning gun, sweet!"

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Time to shock and fry some maggot brains."

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Time to amp it up!"

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Those freaks are gonna be shocked when they see what I'm bringing!"

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Heavy weaponry: a real man's toy."

— After getting any automatic weapon from the Mystery Box.

"Perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"

— After getting an MG.

"Oorah."

— After getting an MG.

"Hey, say hello to my little friend!"

— After getting an MG.

"Lead is gonna fly and heads are gonna roll!"

— After getting an MG.

"Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."

— After getting an MG.

"Those maggots are dead meat."

— After getting an MG.

"Come get some, freakbags!"

— After getting an MG.

"It's time to kick some freakbag ass."

— After getting an MG.

"I know you ain't laughing at me, motherfucker!"

— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.

"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"

— After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.

"I don't know who the fuck Ray is, but his gun rips!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Time to vaporize those meatsacks!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Little gun, big bang."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"I'm gonna blow a hole in their guts."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Now we're talking!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Light as hell, but packs a solid punch."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Just ain't got no luck."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"Fucking crapsack, no luck."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"Shit. I wanted an MG."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"That's just great, piece of shit."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"I'm gonna blow a hole in this box."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"I hate this box!"

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail.

"I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."

— After getting a PTRS-41.

"Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."

— After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.

"I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"

— When the Mystery box moves.

"Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."

— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"

— After the Nuke power up is obtained.

"Oorah, maggotbags!"

— After the Nuke power up is obtained.

"Ka-BOOM!"

— After the Nuke power up is obtained.

"Hell yeah!"

— After receiving Double Points.

"Time to rack up some kills!"

— After receiving Double Points.

"Points? Who's keeping score?"

— After receiving Double Points.

"Time to kill!"

— After achieving an Insta-Kill.

"Oorah."

— After achieving an Insta-Kill.

"Let's dance, meatbags."

— After achieving an Insta-Kill.

"Yeah, that's right!"

— After achieving Max Ammo.

"Gun juice refilled, just what I needed!"

— After achieving Max Ammo.

"More gun juice, kickass!"

— After achieving Max Ammo.

"I wish I could meet the chick who sang that jingle."

— After getting Juggernog.

"Ugh. Tastes like fish."

— After getting Quick Revive Soda.

"Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."

— After getting Speed Cola.

"What in the world is a Root Beer shelf?"

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

"Max ammo machine, ah genius"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"

— After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.

"Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."

— After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo

"You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"

— After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"

"Lucky shot, Richtofen."

— After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.

"I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."

— After witnessing a kill by Takeo

Nikolai Belinski[]

"Stay away from my Vodka!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"

— After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)

"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"

— After shooting a zombie in the head.

"I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."

— Shoot a zombie in the head.

"Get out my fucking way!"

— Killing a zombie at close range.

"What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"

— After running out of ammo.

"Blood is such a pretty color."

— After killing a zombie.

"Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"

— After killing a zombie

"I will paint red square with their blood!"

— After killing zombies.

"Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"

— After killing a zombie

"Back off, mister."

— After killing a zombie at close range.

"How dare you touch me!"

— After killing a zombie that recently hit him.

"Back to hell, Satan's minions!"

— After killing a zombie.

"I'm coming for you, Lucifer!"

— After getting mutiple kills.

"Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"

— Start of Hellhound round.

"Come to Nikolai, you filthy hounds!"

— Start of Hellhound round.

"I hear some angry fucking dogs."

— Start of Hellhound round.

"Get back in the grave, helldog, die again!"

— Start of Hellhound round.

"Cry havoc, they let loose the dogs aboard!"

— Start of Hellhound round.

"Fear me, hellhounds!"

— After killing a Hellhound.

"No vodka for you!"

— After killing a Hellhound.

"You made me drop my vodka, YOU WILL DIE!"

— After killing a Hellhound.

"These fucking dogs are huge!"

— After killing a Hellhound.

"Heel, you bitch!"

— After killing a Hellhound.

"The wild, wild east."

— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"So small, so strong."

— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"Six bullets, six kills."

— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"A magnum. This makes me happy."

— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box.

"I will turn them into confetti!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"Nikolai will cut them in two."

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"Soviet magnificence!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"I will turn them into confetti!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"God have mercy on them, I'm coming."

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"Pry this from my cold dead hands!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"I will turn them into confetti!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41.

"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"

— After getting any type of shotgun.

"Time to pay the Piper."

— After getting a shotgun.

"Limbs will fly with this!"

— After getting a shotgun.

"Time to go hunting!"

— After getting a shotgun.

"A shotgun will blow their guts out, perfect!"

— After getting a shotgun.

"I will paint Red Square with their blood!"

— After getting a shotgun.

"I need to be careful around my vodka with this, haha."

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower.

"Now, you demons will burn like dogs."

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower.

"Ah, gasoline. Should I fire it or should I drink it?"

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower.

"Perfect...50 gallons of gasoline on my back."

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower.

"Ah, fire. Such comfort in these dark times."

— After getting the M2 Flamethrower.

"Time to fry those undead pigs!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"For the honor of the motherland!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Electricity and vodka, could be good."

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"I've got the power!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"

— After getting an MG.

"So many bullets, so little time."

— After getting an MG.

"I was born for this weapon."

— After getting an MG.

"Look at you, beautiful."

— After getting an MG.

"Let us drink to this perfect machine."

— After getting an MG.

"Vasili would be proud!"

— After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.

"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

— When attempting to buy something without enough points.

"I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."

— After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.

"The sniping soviet rains supreme."

— After getting a sniper rifle.

"Nikolai will put their brains on the outside."

— After getting a sniper rifle.

"I will relish popping their heads like melons."

— After getting a sniper rifle.

"Not bad, but my schmeckle is bigger."

— After getting a sniper rifle.

"Ah, the green death from the red meanace!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"This will kill the demons good."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"This is worth a bottle of vodka."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Ray, gun, quick, death."

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"It's a fucking ray gun!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"*sigh* Pointless."

— After getting the Molotov Cocktail.

"This junk offends me."

— After getting the Molotov Cocktail.

"This is useless."

— After getting the Molotov Cocktail.

"What is this Bolshevik shit?"

— After getting the Molotov Cocktail.

"Why do we not share the points?"

— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"My daughter always loved that fucking teddy bear!"

— After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"I am being laughed at by a teddy bear."

— After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"This is pissing me off."

— After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"Ah shit, this fucking box."

— After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"

— After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.

"I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"

— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Another music Easter egg, I like this."

— After activating the telephone.

"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."

— After shooting at the meteorite.

"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

— When out of ammo.

"I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."

— After running out of ammo.

"Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."

— After running out of ammo.

"Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"

— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.

"I think they all just exploded."

— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.

"I'll drink to that."

— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.

"That's just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."

— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.

"Perfect, more ammo!"

— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.

"More ammo to keep my vodka safe with."

— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.

"I feel like dirty Capitalist!"

— After picking up Double Points.

"Points are overrated, it's the fun that really counts."

— After picking up Double Points.

"Oh, I love getting more than I earn."

— After picking up Double Points.

"Burn in hell, satan's minions!"

— After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.

"Time to light them up!"

— After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.

"Now they all die."

— After obtaining the Insta-Kill power-up.

"That would taste better if I could mix it with Vodka."

— After drinking Double Tap.

"I am feeling even stronger than usual."

— After drinking Juggernog.

"That almost sobered me right up, damn shame."

— After drinking Quick Revive Soda.

"This makes me feel fast! I prefer vodka."

— After drinking Speed Cola.

"An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea!"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."

— After Takeo kills lots of zombies.

"Very good American you may sniff my vodka."

— After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.

"Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."

— After being revived.

Takeo Masaki[]

"You will not dine on the honorable!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Stay back!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Your blood will RAIN on me!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Dead flesh will not kill the living!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Never again, will you taste our flesh!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Die, you diseased dog!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"I will kill you all!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"His head is no more!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"It never saw its fate."

— Upon getting a headshot.

"You have felt my power!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"It cannot eat if it no longer has a head!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

" I will STRIKE the head of evil!"

— Upon getting a headshot!

"Its head is no more!"

— Upon getting a headshot!

"So sad, he didn't die slower."

— Upon getting a headshot.

"That was an impressive shot"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"Today you will die!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I will not have my flesh consumed!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I will not succumb to you!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"BANZAI!!!"