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This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Nazi Zombies map Shi No Numa.
Tank Dempsey
Killing a zombie
- "Die again, maggot sacks!"
- — After getting a kill.
- "Take a napalm bath!"
- — After getting a flamethrower kill.
- "Don't fuck with a Marine!"
- — Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.
- "Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"
- — After getting a multi-kill.
- "I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"
- — Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.
- "You freakin' stink!"
- — After killing a zombie with the knife.
- "I'm not your C-Rations!"
- — Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.
- "You can't keep a marine down."
- — After being revived.
- "Just another day of kicking ass."
- — After killing a zombie.
- "I'll cook your soul!"
- — After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.
- "Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "Lead to the head, baby!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "Fuckin' a, that was a good shot!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "I'll swallow your soul!"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"
- — After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.
- "He's a lot prettier without a head!"
- — After getting a headshot
- "Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"
- — After turning on an electric barrier.
- "Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"
- — After killing the zombie that hit you.
- "It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"
- — After killing a zombie that had hit.
- "That was BADASS!"
- — After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
Easter eggs
- "Does there have to be a music easter egg in EVERY map?!"
- — After activating "The One".
- "I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."
- — After shooting red meteor in storage area.
Ammo
- "I'm out of gun juice!"
- — After running out of ammo
- "Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"
- — When out of ammo.
Hellhound
- "The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."
- — Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)
- "(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
- "Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"
- — Starting a Hellhound round.
Mystery Box
- "What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"
- — After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.
- "FUCKING teddy bear!"
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.
- "Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."
- — After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.
- "Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"
- — After getting the teddy bear.
- "One shot, one kill."
- — After receiving the .357 Magnum.
- "Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."
- — After getting any fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box.
- "Six shots, six kills"
- — Upon getting the .357 Magnum.
- "Oorah."
- — After getting an MG from the Mystery Box
- "They say I have a lightning personality, I guess they were right."
- — Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.
- "The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"
- — After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.
- "Just got no luck."
- — After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.
- "I know you aren't laughing at me, motherfucker!"
- — After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.
- "Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"
- — After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.
- "This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"
- — After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.
- "I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"
- — After getting the Ray Gun.
- "Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"
- — After obtaining any machine gun.
- "Draw, motherfuckers!"
- — After getting the .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.
- "I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."
- — After getting a PTRS-41.
- "Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."
- — After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.
- "I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"
- — When the Mystery box moves.
Buying a weapon
- "Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
Power-up
- "Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"
- — After the Nuke power up is obtained.
- "Time to kill!"
- — After achieving an Insta-Kill.
- "Yeah, that's right!"
- — After achieving Max Ammo.
Perk-a-Cola
- "I'd like to meet the chick who sang that jingle."
- — After getting Juggernog.
- "Ugh. Tastes like fish."
- — After getting Quick Revive Soda.
- "Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."
- — After getting Speed Cola.
- "What the hell is a Root Beer shelf?"
- — After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.
- "Max ammo machine, ah genius"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
Interactive
- "Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"
- — After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.
- "Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."
- — After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo
- "You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"
- — After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"
- "Lucky shot, Richtofen."
- — After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.
- "I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."
- — After witnessing a kill by Takeo
Nikolai Belinski
Killing a zombie
- "Stay away from my Vodka!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"
- — After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)
- "Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"
- — After shooting a zombie in the head.
- "I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."
- — Shoot a zombie in the head.
- "Get out my fucking way!"
- — Killing a zombie at close range.
- "What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Blood is such a pretty color."
- — After killing a zombie.
- "Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "I will paint red square with their blood!"
- — After killing zombies.
- "Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "Back off, mister."
- — After killing a zombie at close range.
- "How dare you touch me!"
- — After killing a zombie that recently hit him.
- "Back to hell, Satan's minions!"
- — After killing a zombie.
Hellhound
- "Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"
- — Start of Hellhound round.
- "I hear some angry fucking dogs."
- — Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.
Mystery Box
- "Oh shit, this fucking box."
- — After receiving a teddy bear from the mystery box
- "Reminds me of the wild wild east."
- — After obtaining the .357 Magnum.
- "My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"
- — After receiving the Teddy Bear.
- "This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"
- — After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box
- "Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"
- — After getting any type of shotgun.
- "I will fry those undead pigs!"
- — After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.
- "In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"
- — After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.
- "Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"
- — After getting an MG.
- "Vasili would be proud!"
- — After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.
- "Time to pay the Piper."
- — After getting a shotgun.
- "I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
- — When attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."
- — After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.
- "Why do we not share the points?"
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"
- — When getting the Teddy Bear.
- "I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"
- — After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.
Easter eggs
- "Another music Easter egg, I like this."
- — After activating the telephone.
- "I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
Ammo
- "Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."
- — After running out of ammo.
- "Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."
- — After running out of ammo.
Power-up
- "Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"
- — When the Nuke power-up is obtained.
- "Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."
- — After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.
- "I feel like dirty Capitalist!"
- — After picking up Double Points.
Perk-a-Cola
- "Revive Soda!"
- — After drinking Quick Revive Soda.
- "An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
Interactive
- "Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."
- — After Takeo kills lots of zombies.
- "Very good American you may sniff my vodka."
- — After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.
- "Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."
- — After being revived.
Takeo Masaki
Killing a Zombie
- "May you burn for thousand year!"
- — After torching a group of Zombies with a fire-based weapon.
- "The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"
- — Random, after killing a zombie.
- "His head is no more!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "He never saw his fate."
- — After getting a headshot.
- "You have felt my power!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "I will not succumb to you!"
- — After knifing a zombie
- "So sad, he didn't die slower."
- — After getting a headshot.
- "My flesh will not be consumed!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "Holy Emperor!"
- — After killing multiple zombies.
- "The dishonorable, have been vanquished"
- — After killing a group of zombies.
- "Dead flesh, you will not touch the living!"
- — After knifing a zombie.
- "Your blood will rain on me!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "That was an impressive shot"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "You shall not dine on the flesh of the honorable"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "You have been shattered into pieces!"
- — After mutilating a Zombie or getting a headshot.
- "A-fuck-a a-you!"
- — After killing horde of zombies.
Ammo
- "My weapon cannot continue to fire without a round!"
- — After running out of ammo.
Easter eggs
- "I have found an Easter egg of honor."
- — After activating the telephone.
- "This rock, it is not of this place."
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
Mystery Box
- "The Americans did something right."
- — After getting the .357 Magnum.
- "We will dig many graves!"
- — After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.
- "For the Emperor!"
- — After obtaining a Machine Gun.
- "Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"
- — After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.
- "I require more money."
- — After attempting to buy something without enough points.
- "Challenged by a little bear...I accept."
- — After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.
- "The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."
- — After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
- "A foolish notion that what is, will always be."
- — After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.
- "Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."
- — After Mystery Box disappears.
- "A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"
- — After getting a teddy bear.
- "I am most displeased."
- — After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.
- "I am blessed by Raiden!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (a reference to Raiden from Mortal Kombat).
Power-up
So jenerous my lord-After getting max ammo
- "The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"
- — After picking up a Max Ammo.
Perk-a-Cola
- "Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"
- — After getting Quick Revive Soda.
- "Reminds me of the o-o-old West."
- — After getting Double Tap Root Beer.
- "Speed Cola... is honorable."
- — After getting Speed Cola.
- "Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
Interactive
- "Nice shooting!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "You improve your honor with such precision!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Very good shooting!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"
- — When Richtofen gets a headshot.
- "Lucky shot, Russian pig!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "That was a lucky shot!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"
- — When Nikolai gets a headshot.
- "Fuck, you will pay!"
- — After being revived.
- "My death would have been honorable!"
- — After being revived.
Other
- "There is good Japanese design here."
- — After activating the Flogger.
Edward Richtofen
Killing a zombie
- "Haha! He cries as he burns."
- — After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.
- "His head is gone! How beautiful!"
- — After scoring a headshot.
- "His head exploded! Such Joy!"
- — After getting a headshot.
- "I do not like killing dogs."
- — Before the Hellhounds come.
- "Poor puppies, they know no better."
- — When Hellhounds appear.
- "Get out of my way, schweinhund!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "WANT MORE BLOOD!"
- — After killing a zombie.
- "He tried to kiss me!"
- — After being hit by a zombie.
- "That's what you get for touching the Doctor."
- — After killing a zombie that just hit him.
- "Let us drown in their agony!"
- — After killing a zombie
- "Poof! You're gone."
- — After killing a zombie destructively
- "I'm so happy! Thank you!"
- — After killing lots of zombies
- "Do you hear it? Talking to me?"
- — After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "This is better than my Hitler Youth knife!"
- — After killing a zombie with a knife
Ammo
- "I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"
- — When out of ammo.
- "All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"
- — When out of ammo.
Mystery Box
- "It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."
- — After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.
- "(maniacal laughter)"
- — After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.
- "NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"
- — After obtaining a shotgun
- "I will watch their heads explode!"
- — After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.
- "Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"
- — After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.
- "The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"
- — After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.
- "What? Shizen!"
- — After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
- "NO! I am angry now!"
- — When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.
- "The box of pleasure mocks me!"
- — After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.
Power-up
- "I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"
- — After achieving Double-Points
- "WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"
- — After getting the Nuke.
Perk-a-Cola
- "I feel like DANCING!"
- — After obtaining Speed Cola.
- "A ammo machine what a vundabar idea!"
- — After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic
Easter eggs
- "Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"
- — After shooting at the meteorite.
Interactive
- "I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie.
- "The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie.
- "Good work, Nikolai."
- — After Nikolai kills a zombie.
- "Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."
- — After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.
- "It means so little to you. Disgusting!"
- — After Dempsey kills a zombie
- "Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."
- — After being revived.
- "I'm back to cause more pain!"
- — After getting revived.
Other
- "This looks like something I would build!"
- — After turning on the Flogger.
Telephone
- "I know when you're sleeping..."
- — After dialing the phone, which should give you the "Dead Air" achievement.
Samantha Maxis
- "Ka-Boom!"
- — After getting nuke power-up.
- "Max Ammo!"
- — After getting Max Ammo power-up.
- "Insta-Kill!"
- — After getting Insta-Kill.
- "Double Points!"
- — After getting Double Points.
- "Bye Bye!"
- — After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.
- "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
- — When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)
- "[Demonic Laughing]"
- — When the Teddy Bear appears
- "[Demonic Laughter]"
- — After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarters.
Imperial Zombies
Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.
- "No!"
- — Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade
- "Yes!"
- — Upon breaking through a barricade
- "Sam!"
- — Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.
- "Damn!"
- — If another Zombie is killed.