Shi No Numa/Quotes

This article is a list of quotes, that characters recite from time to time, from the third Zombies map Shi No Numa.

Note: Weapon specific quotes (except Wonder Weapons) are only heard in the World at War version.

Tank Dempsey

• Killing zombies
• Easter eggs
• Ammo
• Hellhound
• Mystery Box
• Buying a weapon
• Power-up
• Perk-a-Cola
• Interactive

"Die again, maggot sacks!"

— After getting a kill.

"Take a napalm bath!"

— After getting a flamethrower kill.

"Don't fuck with a Marine!"

— Killing a zombie that hit him or got very close.

"Whoa, look at the flesh fly!"

— After getting a multi-kill.

"I'll wade in your guts, maggotsack!"

— Usually after getting a knife kill, sometimes other ways.

"You freakin' stink!"

— After killing a zombie with the knife.

"I'm not your C-Rations!"

— Usually after getting a knife kill on an enemy who hit him.

"You can't keep a marine down."

— After being revived.

"Just another day of kicking ass."

— After killing a zombie.

"I'll cook your soul!"

— After getting a kill with the Flamethrower.

"Shit! I think its skull just hit next week!"

— After getting a headshot.

"Lead to the head, baby!"

— After getting a headshot.

"Fuckin' A, that was a good shot!"

— After getting a headshot.

"I'll swallow your soul!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Do that again and I'll bite you back, freaksack!"

— After killing a zombie that has recently hit him.

"He's a lot prettier without a head!"

— After getting a headshot

"Is it just me or is it raining blood around here?"

— After knifing a zombie.

"Argh! You just got dead flesh on my new boots!"

— After knifing a zombie.

"I'm gonna make a pile of maggot ash!"

— After turning on an electric barrier.

"Hey freak-bag! You ain't that good!"

— After killing the zombie that hit him.

"It's a bloodbath! My favorite kind!"

— After killing multiple zombies.

"Sorry zombie. I ain't nobody's meat-snack!"

— After killing a zombie that had hit.

"That was BADASS!"

— After killing a group of zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"What... Are they gonna put a music easter egg in every map now?!"

— After activating "The One".

"I wonder if that rock brought those freak-bags..."

— After shooting red meteor in storage area.

"I'm out of gun juice!"

— After running out of ammo

"Damn. Gonna need a clip soon."

— After running out of ammo.

"Fuck! I can't blow shit up without ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

" Son of a bitch."

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"The Devil's dogs, heh, no match for the U.S. Marines."

— Starting a Hellhound round (Reference to the Marines' nickname, the Devil Dogs.)

"(clicking tongue) C'mere puppy! Got something for ya!"

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"Those sure don't sound like freak-bags!"

— Starting a Hellhound round.

"What the hell's a Wonder Waffle?"

— After obtaining the Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery Box.

"FUCKING teddy bear!"

— After receiving the Teddy Bear from a Mystery Box.

"Those freakbags are gonna eat lead and die."

— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.

"Unless you take my guns, I wouldn't laugh, asshole!"

— After getting the teddy bear.

"One shot, one kill."

— After receiving the .357 Magnum. (Reference to the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare mission, One Shot, One Kill.)

"Heavy weaponry, ha ha, a real man's toy."

— After getting any fully automatic weapon out of the mystery box.

"Six shots, six kills"

— Upon getting the .357 Magnum.

"Oorah."

— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box

"They say I have an electrifying personality, I guess they were right."

— Upon getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 from the Mystery box.

"The perfect weapon for the perfect soldier!"

— After getting an MG out of the Mystery box.

"Just got no luck."

— After getting Molotov Cocktail or M1911 out of the Mystery box.

"I know you ain't laughing at me, motherfucker!"

— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box.

"Go ahead slackjaw, make my day!"

— After getting a .357 Magnum, a reference to the film Dirty Harry.

"This is gonna put their guts on the outside!"

— After getting a Shotgun from the Mystery box.

"I don't know who Ray is, but his gun is rip!"

— After getting the Ray Gun.

"Lead is gonna fly, and heads are gonna roll!"

— After obtaining any machine gun.

"Draw, motherfuckers!"

— After getting the .357 Magnum from the Mystery box.

"I wonder if I can make this fully automatic."

— After getting a PTRS-41.

"Welcome to Awesometown, population: 1. Me."

— After getting a 'good' weapon from the Mystery Box.

"I don't need that fucking box, anyways!"

— When the Mystery box moves.

"Damn, I need to kill more freakbags first."

— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Ka-fucking-boom freakbags!"

— After the Nuke power up is obtained.

"Time to kill!"

— After achieving an Insta-Kill.

"Yeah, that's right!"

— After achieving Max Ammo.

"I wish i could to meet the chick who sang that jingle."

— After getting Juggernog.

"Ugh. Tastes like fish."

— After getting Quick Revive Soda.

"Dude, I love Bossa-nova..."

— After getting Speed Cola.

"What the hell is a Root Beer shelf?"

— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer.

"Max ammo machine, ah genius"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Hey! Richtofen actually discharged his weapon!"

— After witnessing a kill by Richtofen.

"Takeo! You keep shooting like that and you'll be almost as bad-ass as me one day."

— After witnessing multiple kills by Takeo

"You could have just put a smoke in his eye!"

— After witnessing a kill by Takeo, a possible reference to the beginning of "Semper Fi"

"Lucky shot, Richtofen."

— After witnessing Richtofen get a headshot.

"I'm surprised you didn't torture him first."

— After witnessing a kill by Takeo

Nikolai Belinski

• Killing a zombie
• Hellhound
• Mystery Box
• Easter eggs
• Ammo
• Power-up
• Perk-a-Cola
• Interactive

"Stay away from my Vodka!"

— After killing a zombie.

"Who are you, fucking Rasputin? Stay dead this time!"

— After killing a zombie (Reference to Rasputin, a Russian man who was poisoned, shot several times, and thrown into an icy river and lived.)

"Holy shit, did you see that fucking head come apart?"

— After shooting a zombie in the head.

"I'm deadly, I'm fast...I'm drunk."

— Shoot a zombie in the head.

"Get out my fucking way!"

— Killing a zombie at close range.

"What's that clicking noise? Oh, I'm out of ammo!!"

— After running out of ammo.

"Blood is such a pretty color."

— After killing a zombie.

"Blood! Gore! Sinew! Bones! Organs! Pulmonary systems!"

— After killing a zombie

"I will paint red square with their blood!"

— After killing zombies.

"Death to all who oppose the mighty motherland!"

— After killing a zombie

"Back off, mister."

— After killing a zombie at close range.

"How dare you touch me!"

— After killing a zombie that recently hit him.

"Back to hell, Satan's minions!"

— After killing a zombie.

"I'm coming for you, Lucifer!"

— After getting mutiple kills.

"Dogs, dogs, who's hungry?"

— Start of Hellhound round.

"I hear some angry fucking dogs."

— Just before the beginning of a Hellhound round.

"Oh shit, this fucking box."

— After receiving a teddy bear from the mystery box

"Reminds me of the wild wild east."

— After obtaining the .357 Magnum.

"My daughter always loved that fucking Teddy bear!"

— After receiving the Teddy Bear.

"This will protect while I sing about Old Petrovia!"

— After receiving the PPSh-41 from the Mystery Box

"Ah, the same weapon I used to kill my first wife. She was bitch!"

— After getting any type of shotgun.

"I will fry those undead pigs!"

— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.

"In Russia, I kill bear 10 times your size!"

— After getting Teddy Bear in Mystery Box.

"Fast, strong, deadly, accurate, like my weapon!"

— After getting an MG.

"Vasili would be proud!"

— After getting a Russian gun, including the PPSh-41 and PTRS-41 out of the Mystery box.

"Time to pay the Piper."

— After getting a shotgun.

"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"

— When attempting to buy something without enough points.

"I like this weapon almost as much as I like vodka."

— After getting a good weapon from the mystery box.

"Why do we not share the points?"

— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"That Teddy Bear is laughing at me!"

— When getting the Teddy Bear.

"I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUN!"

— After killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Another music Easter egg, I like this."

— After activating the telephone.

"I think the Red Menace would be interested in this space rock."

— After shooting at the meteorite.

"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"

— When out of ammo.

"I'm out of vodka, I-I mean ammo."

— After running out of ammo.

"Out of ammo! I'll have to kill them with my breath."

— After running out of ammo.

"Keep that fire away from my Vodka!"

— When the Nuke power-up is obtained.

"Just what we needed, although some vodka would be nice."

— After obtaining the Max Ammo power-up.

"I feel like dirty Capitalist!"

— After picking up Double Points.

"Revive Soda!"

— After drinking Quick Revive Soda.

"An ammo machine, what a brilliant idea"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Let's all bow before the mighty Japanese warrior! Asshole."

— After Takeo kills lots of zombies.

"Very good American you may sniff my vodka."

— After seeing Dempsey get a headshot.

"Big deal! Don't get all Bolshevik about it you dog..."

— After being revived.

Takeo Masaki

• Killing a Zombie
• Hellhound
• Ammo
• Easter eggs
• Mystery Box
• Power-up
• Perk-a-Cola
• Interactive
• Other

"You will not dine on the honorable!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Stay back!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Your blood will RAIN on me!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Dead flesh will not kill the living!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Never again, will you taste our flesh!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"Die, you diseased dog!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"I will kill you all!"

— Upon killing a zombie in a close range.

"The sound of thunder, the vision of blood!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"His head is no more!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"It never saw its fate."

— Upon getting a headshot.

"You have felt my power!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"It cannot eat if it no longer has a head!"

— Upon getting a headshot.

" I will STRIKE the head of evil!"

— Upon getting a headshot!

"Its head is no more!"

— Upon getting a headshot!

"So sad, he didn't die slower."

— Upon getting a headshot.

"That was an impressive shot"

— Upon getting a headshot.

"Today you will die!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I will not have my flesh consumed!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"I will not succumb to you!"

— Upon killing a zombie that hit him.

"BANZAI!!!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I have banished many!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"The blood of the fallen is fuel for the honorable!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"I am not done yet!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"They WILL fall again!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"You will be buried!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"For the emperor!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"It's too bad you didn't die more slowly!"

— Upon killing multiple zombies.

"DIE!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"Shi-Ne!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion. "Shi-Ne" means "die" in English.

"You have been shattered into pieces!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"Your evil here no more!"

— Upon killing a zombie with an explosion.

"Your existence is no longer!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"The emperor would be pleased!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Time for you to depart the realm of the living!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Ray Gun.

"Flesh becomes vapour!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"I will make you all DUST!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"May your ashes bless the Earth!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Life is for ONE generation!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"Let what is past BEGONE!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"You will be purified by fire!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 Flamethrower

"RAAAAAAAGH!!!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower

"BURN!!!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower

"May you burn for a thousand year!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower

"Your corpses will become ash!"

— Upon killing a zombie with the M2 flamethrower

"These hounds have no bite!"

— At the start of a Hellhound round.

"They will fall as fast as their cousins!"

— At the start of a Hellhound round.

"I am not afraid of death... or undeath!"

— At the start of a Hellhound round.

"The dogs will FEAR the honorable!"

— At the start of a Hellhound round.

"They have been exterminated!"

— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"The death of a thousand fools makes not one smart man!"

— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"Unclean beasts!"

— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"Die, hounds of the dishonorable!"

— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"We must all die... Today, it was your turn! Ha-ha!"

— Upon killing a Hellhound.

"I require ammunition!"

— When low on ammo.

"I am almost out of 'munitions!"

— When low on ammo.

"My weapon cannot continue to fire without rounds!"

— When low on ammo.

"My weapon is out of ammunition!"

— When low on ammo.

"Need ammunition!"

— When low on ammo.

"I will take them down with my bare hands!"

— When out of ammo.

"I have no ammunitions!"

— When out of ammo.

"I will rush in and take them all with me!"

— When out of ammo.

"I have no ammo left!"

— When out of ammo.

"I am out of ammo!"

— When out of ammo.

"I need ammo!"

— When out of ammo!

"I have found an Easter egg of honor."

— After activating the telephone.

"This rock, it is not of this place."

— After shooting at the meteorite.

"The Americans did something right."

— After getting the .357 Magnum.

"We will dig many graves!"

— After getting an MG from the Mystery Box.

"For the Emperor!"

— After obtaining a Machine Gun.

"Six bullets. Six dead zombie!"

— After receiving a Magnum Revolver from the box.

"I require more money."

— After attempting to buy something without enough points.

"Challenged by a little bear...I accept."

— After getting the teddy bear from the random weapon box.

"The box will reappear, exactly where it is supposed to."

— After Getting a Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.

"A foolish notion that what is, will always be."

— After getting the Teddy Bear from the random weapon box.

"Perhaps the box, does not exist at all..."

— After Mystery Box disappears.

"A teddy bear...with the heart of a dragon"

— After getting a teddy bear.

"I am most displeased."

— After getting a Molotov Cocktail from the Mystery Box.

"I am blessed by Raiden!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (Raiden is the name of the Japanese god of thunder).

"The Emperor has given us a bounty of ammo!"

— After picking up a Max Ammo.

"Mmm... This taste a little like sushi!"

— After getting Quick Revive Soda.

"Reminds me of the o-o-old West."

— After getting Double Tap Root Beer.

"Speed Cola... is honorable."

— After getting Speed Cola.

"Ah, this is a present from the emperor!"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Nice shooting!"

— When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"You improve your honor with such precision!"

— When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"They will fall before your honor, Richtofen!"

— When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Very good shooting!"

— When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Aiming is a virture bestowed only upon the honorable!"

— When Richtofen gets a headshot.

"Lucky shot, Russian pig!"

— When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"You only hit it because you were blessed with my honor!"

— When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"That was a lucky shot!"

— When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"A headshot is easy, if the target wishes death!"

— When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"Your aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates!"

— When Nikolai gets a headshot.

"Fuck, you will pay!"

— After being revived.

"My death would have been honorable!"

— After being revived.

"There is good Japanese design here."

— After activating the Flogger.

Edward Richtofen

• Killing a zombie
• Ammo
• Mystery Box
• Power-up
• Perk-a-Cola
• Easter eggs
• Interactive
• Other

"Haha! He cries as he burns."

— After killing a zombie with the flamethrower.

"His head is gone! How beautiful!"

— After scoring a headshot.

"His head exploded! Such Joy!"

— After getting a headshot.

"I do not like killing dogs."

— Before the Hellhounds come.

"Poor puppies, they know no better."

— When Hellhounds appear.

"Get out of my way, schweinhund!"

— After killing a zombie.

"WANT MORE BLOOD!"

— After killing a zombie.

"He tried to kiss me!"

— After being hit by a zombie.

"That's what you get for touching the Doctor."

— After killing a zombie that just hit him.

"Let us drown in their agony!"

— After killing a zombie

"Poof! You're gone."

— After killing a zombie destructively

"I'm so happy! Thank you!"

— After killing lots of zombies

"Do you hear it? Talking to me?"

— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"This is much better than my Hitler Youth knife!"

— After killing a zombie with a knife

"I have no more bullets to cure my patients!"

— When out of ammo.

"AMMO FOR THE DOCTOR!"

— When out of ammo.

"All I have left is my knife, but that means BLOOD!"

— When out of ammo.

"It's not the Wunderwaffe DG-2 but it will work."

— After getting a Ray Gun out of the Mystery box.

"(maniacal laughter)"

— After getting a PPSh-41 out of the Mystery box.

"NO! THE VOICES! STOP!"

— After obtaining a shotgun

"I will watch their heads explode!"

— After receiving the PTRS-41 from the Mystery box.

"Ahh, my old friend! How I have missed you!"

— After getting a Wunderwaffe DG-2 out of the Mystery box.

"The Wunderwaffe DG-2! My greatest invention!"

— After getting the Wunderwaffe DG-2.

"What? Shizen!"

— After getting the teddy bear from the Mystery box.

"NO! I am angry now!"

— When he gets the teddy bear from the Mystery box.

"The box of pleasure mocks me!"

— After receiving the teddy bear from the Mystery Box.

"I don't need to get paid for this pleasure!"

— After achieving Double-Points

"WATCH! Watch the beautiful FIRE!"

— After getting the Nuke.

"I feel like DANCING!"

— After obtaining Speed Cola.

"A ammo machine what a wunderbar idea!"

— After obtaining the cut Perk-a-Cola Amm-O-Matic

"Ahh that rock! Must be where element 115 comes from!"

— After shooting at the meteorite.

"I do not like you Dempsey you do not love pain."

— After Dempsey kills a zombie.

"The Doctor is not impressed Yankee Joe!"

— After Dempsey kills a zombie.

"Good work, Nikolai."

— After Nikolai kills a zombie.

"Nikolai, the Illuminati would be pleased with you."

— After witnessing a kill by Nikolai.

"It means so little to you. Disgusting!"

— After Dempsey kills a zombie

"Good, the service to the Illuminati can continue."

— After being revived.

"I'm back to cause more pain!"

— After getting revived.

"This looks like something I would build!"

— After turning on the Flogger.

Demonic Announcer

"Ka-Boom!"

— After getting nuke power-up.

"Max Ammo!"

— After getting Max Ammo power-up.

"Insta-Kill!"

— After getting Insta-Kill.

"Double Points!"

— After getting Double Points.

"Carpenter!"

— After getting the carpenter drop.

"Bye Bye!"

— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box.

"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"

— When Hellhounds appear. (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)

"[Demonic Laughing]"

— When the Teddy Bear appears

"[Demonic Laughter]"

— After "activating" the bookshelf in the Doctors Quarter

Imperial Zombies

Note that Zombie speech usually comes across as little more than a screech/howl.

"No!"

— Upon trying to hit the player through a barricade

"Yes!"

— Upon breaking through a barricade

"Sam!"

— Upon a Zombie attacking, possibly referring to Samantha.

"Damn!"

— If another Zombie is killed.