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"...The act of taking is equally evil. From the moment of birth we continue to take. Food. Connections. Even fellow blood. Living to the utmost. Continuing to slaughter. Kill. Take. Life is to constantly sin. Life is evil itself. I am aware. I am evil. ,..and so are you all. Now. Come kill me. And I shall do the same!"
— Yoshimura


"...But who? Who are you going to protect? Who are you going to pull out? Aogiri? The Doves? Ghouls? Humans? All of them? To throw yourself into this endless bullshit, is that what you want?
Besides, no one is yours to do what you want with. There is no reason we have to be protected
by you. You pretend you care about people but you're just afraid of being alone, aren't you? In the end, it's all about you. What you want is nothing more than self-satisfaction. It's all so stupid.
"
— Touka Kirishima to Kaneki Ken


" You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head... and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been."
— Dwalin


"I am GUNDAM!"
— Setsuna F. Seiei


"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"
— Garrus Vakarian


"...I might be especially sensitive to this, but nobody likes other people telling them what to do."
— Haruhi Suzumiya


"When you counter, you don't let them cut you. If you protect someone, you don't let them die. When you attack, you kill."
— Kisuke Urahara


"I came to believe that a world where people can understand each other is not impossible. That's why, even if the world rejects me, even if the world blames me, I'll keep on fighting! As a Gundam Meister of Celestial Being"
— Lockon Stratos


"Hey! Don't you remember you were the one who made all my big talk more than words?"
— Kamina referring to Simon and his drill


"Tell me Simon, you know why people have eyes in front? It's because they have to move forward to see the landscape in the distance."
— Kamina


"Get going, Simon. Just don't be distracted by the what ifs, should ofs and if onlys. The one thing you choose yourself, that is the truth of your universe.
Yeah, your right. Exactly right.
Don't forget, my universe is the universe that's in here.
"
— Kamina and Simon


"If I'm not mistaken I think it was Suzaku who said that the shape of happiness might resemble glass. His reasoning made sense. He said that even though you don't usually notice it, it is still definitely there, you merely need to change your point of view slightly, and that glass will sparkle whenever it reflects the light. I doubt that anything else can argue its own existence more eloquently."
— Lelouch vi Britannia


"Time to forget about logic and reason, lets just get it done!"
— Hallelujah Haptism


"Listen Simon... Don't forget. Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."
— Kamina


"Just who the hell do you think I am!?"
— Kamina


"Looks like we just picked a fight with the whole world."
— Lockon Stratos (Neil Dylandy)


"You are not alone,"
"And you are"
"Not strange."
"You are you, and"
"Everyone has damage."
"Be the better person"
—Katawa Shoujo
"Can you face your fears?"
— Hanako's theme


"Can you stand up for yourself?"
— Emi's theme


"Some things are hard to understand - like jellyfish. Do you understand jellyfish?"
— Rin Tezuka


"Fear is not evil, it tells you what your weakness is. And once you know your weakness, you can become stronger as well was kinder."
— Gildarts Clive


"Whoever looks down upon our guild, I'll shut him up!!! I will show the power of Fairy Tail!!!"
— Natsu Dragneel


"Kick logic out and do the impossible! That's how team Gurren rolls!"
— Kamina


"You're gonna pay for this."
— Junior


"Balls or not, I'd still hit that!"
— Daru


"I swore an oath to a special lady. Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners don't use drugs."
— Rex Power Colt


"66.6. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!"
"66.7. Iron Maiden is awesome. No exceptions."
—Rules 66.6 and 66.7 of the Internet
"Shit, shit, shit- man, that's it. My frigging goggles. You bastard."
— Damon Baird


"Suck it d-bag"
— Koneko Toujou


"For his sack."
— Koneko Toujou


"Nora is what you get when you stick Pinkie Pie, the Demoman, and Thor in a blender."
Teravor on Nora Valkyrie.


"It's Japan. They know what they're doing."
— TiggyWulf (An Imgurian)


"Savor that sensation, because a few seconds from now, it'll be the last memory you ever had!"
— Ryouko Asakura


"As long as you keep looking down on people, You'll never understand them!"
"I don't want to understand them!"
—Tieria Erde and Ribbons Almark on how Innovades are meant to live with humanity for the future.
"Valve is the most respected douchebag in the history of time."
Aces on Valve.


"When a man loves a steam shovel..."
— Kz Applejack


"As a child, Stu was abandoned by stipper-hookers and left to rot in the sewers with the other forgotten babies, whom he quickly ate. This is why he's cool with The Flesh. After that he went on to become a successful male stripper, doing millions of men, spreading the zombie disease everywhere."
— Genius Anon


"We're the sexiest chat ever"
Firebird on chat.


"C'mon, mate! Let's give these bastards a proper British welcome!"
Wallcroft


"Hey, you people down there. Are you satisfied with the way the world is? As for me... I hate it."
— Lockon Stratos


"Just like the name says! Targeted and FIRING!!!"
— Lockon Stratos


"Time to fire without targeting!"
— Lockon Stratos


"Well it looks like my head is still attached, my sunglasses aren't broken, amen, hallelujah and peanut butter."
— Dutch


"Here's some advice, if you can hit your target any gun'll do the trick."
— Revy


"I put a propulsion engine under your seat just in case you messed up."
— Yuri Nakamura


" I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da P90z freshest strength, however, is itz 50-round magazine, which allows playas ta take on multiple engagementz without reloadin n' also grantz tha playa 150 total roundz of ammunition, da most thugged-out of any SMG."
— Gizoogle definition of the P90


"In tha name of liberty, I will fight tha enemy regardlesz of they allegiizzle. While pimpz of courage write history of dis day, tha future of our land dependz on em whoz ass is truly free."
— Gizoogle version of Ratonhnhaké:ton's speech


"It almost looks like I'm the bad guy."
— Kanade Tachibana


"I promise. I'll definitely save you. No matter how many times I have to repeat all of this, I'll protect you!"
— Homura Akemi


"There is nothing in this world that is truly "perfect". Though it may be a rather large cliché, it is still the truth. It is the ordinary people who look up to "perfection" as an ideal and seek after it. But in truth, what is this idea of "perfection" truly worth? Nothing. Not a single thing. I detest "perfection". To be "perfect" is to be unable to improve any further. There would be no scope for "creation", not a single gap in one's knowledge or one's ability. Do you see now? To true scientists like you and I, "Perfection" is tantamount to "despair". We aspire to reach greater levels of brilliance than ever before, but never, NEVER, to reach perfection. That is the paradox through which we scientists must struggle. Indeed, it is our duty to find pleasure in that struggle. In other words, the second you allowed yourself to spout a ridiculous word like "perfect", in truth, you had already been defeated. That is if you wish to be treated as a scientist"
— Mayuri Kurotsuchi


"You talk again I will shove this cup so far up your ass you will never be able to shit again."
— Random person at school to another person


"Look, I'm a long-haired, white as hell, keyboard tapping, video gaming, zombie-apocalypse surviving NERD and Damned proud."
— Some Youtube comment


"It's about judgment. The great paradox is if there isn't a God and you live your life like a good person, you haven't lost anything. If there is a God and you lived your life like a dirtbag, you're screwed. Basically what I'm saying is, 'What if there's no judgment?' I think a lot of times people have gotten up on the moral hilltop and yelled down to the masses down at the bottom of the valley about their spiritual superiority and it just alienates you."
— Dave Mustaine


"I don't get why people keep comparing Dave Mustaine to God. I mean, he's awesome and all, but he'll never be Dave Mustaine."
— Some Youtube person on Dave Mustaine.


"Whatever God you know he knows you, better than you believe In your once and future grave You'll fall endlessly deceived"
— Starblind


"the shotgun thing was like WHOOOOSH DIE FUCK YOU THIS IS AMERICA"
— Anon 172.251.118.220


"You ain't my dad"
— Me on everything except my dad


"THAT is a fountain of LIES"
Argorrath after him and I jumped into a hole left by a fountain and died on Buried.


"Deathman, N7 says you want me"
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"Oh I'm sorry, was that your spine?"
— Baird when he snaps a meat shields neck.


"Can't stand the heat? Stay outta my face!"
— Baird after frying someone with the Hammer of Dawn


"Hey grubface!...*headshots grub* Nevermind!"
— Baird on headshotting


"Muhaahahah"
— Queen Myrrah after getting a perfect active reload


"One way or another you will die."
— Queen Myrrah on the enemy


"I got enough Chainsaw to go 'round!"
— Me on Sires


"This is over! Accept that your species must die!"
— Queen Myrrah on the humans.


"Time to nut up or shut up"
— Tallahassee


"Uh.. A little antisocial, aren't they?"
— C. Carmine


"Its pronounced assholes."
— Baird

-Clay Carmine and Damon Baird on the Stranded.

"You can never have enough guns...That's what my Daddy always said..."
— Random


"I got your back like a butt-crack."
— Dizzy Wallin


"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, but I never got a chance to tell him. He will be remembered."
— Grayson Hunt on losing Waggleton.


"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"
— Cole's "enlightened" speech.


"Celestial Being is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass innovators are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass fag, 'Oh Ribbons, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo faggots ass! WHOO!"
— Celestial Beings Enlightening Speech


"Yeah, go fuck yourself! You shit piles give chase and I will kill your dicks!"
— Trishka about the duo following her


"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick?"
— Grayson in responce


"I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that huh?"
— Grayson in responce, again


"Speaking of dick killing parties..."
— Ishi about the situation.


-Grayson Hunt, Trishka Novak, and Ishi on following Trishka.


"So do we raise the alert state from damp pants to urgent change of underwear?"
— Cole, after discovering the Lambent had returned


"Oh this is just wrong... I'm coughing up blood that ain't mine!"
— Baird after cutting his way out of the Riftworm with the rest of Delta Squad.


"Anyone else's bullshit detector just go off?"
— Baird on finding out they have to infiltrate the Hive.


"Ha ha! Locust roadkill baby! Ha ha! Squish, squish! Squash, squash! Ha ha!"
— Cole on running over Locust's with the Centaur.


"Oh, look, Nikolai! A water fall! (Dragged out) How romantic."
— Richtofen after noticing the water fall on Shangri-La.


"Wait, clear vision, hands not shaking, can hear thoughts and think... I'M SOBER!!!"
— Nikolia finding out he is sober.


"Holy Shitballs"
Tank Dempsey about being trapped in the room.


"First one to make a joke about Juggs gets a slap in the face."
Sarah Michelle Gellar after receiving Juggernog.


"General Shepard - Some idiotic general who puts a team to do all of this terrorist crap, shoots them all for no reason, and ends up getting AIDS from a knife in Soap's body, but since he already had down syndrome, he died an accelerated and very fast death."
— Definition of General Shepherd


"We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assa... Cod Wikians."
— Me, commenting on how Awesome the people of the wiki are.


ME3 Ending (What I think it should be like)

"Shepard and all surviving squadmates from all 3 games get surrounded when approaching the Catalyst. You have to fight all new types of Reaper forces (Like the Yahg and such) And near every character dies with their own epic cutscene until Shepard is the last man standing. Then the Catalyst stuff happens But instead you can only destroy the Reapers and there is no AI Child"
— Me


"I see one, two, thr-- oh shit."
— When I see a large group of zombies.


"Wheres my Brains?"
— A crawling Zombie


"Castro is surrounded, everyone point and laugh."
— John F. Kennedy


"WunderWaffle!!!"
— Me after getting a Wunderwaffe from the box


"THE AUG-S0ME? SWEET!!!"
— Me after uprading the AUG for the first time.


"Nuke-a-doodle-doo!"
Richard Nixon after activating a Nuke.


"Shut up Ass maggots it's FUCKING Christmas!"
Tank Dempsey


"Actually, it has become a bigger melee game since MW2. Commando is an ingame feature in Black Ops! Free! Knife the air for a kill! Go ahead and swing that Knife! Instant kill! What a thrill! Through spray of bullets into a man's abdomen! No you ain't hurt! Went through those bullets like they're thin air! Commando (perk) (MW2)! Commando(feature) (BO)! GET KNIFIN'!!!!!!!!"
— The Commando Song


"The funny thing about "God" is that, people believe in, and go absolutely crazy over the fact that He is there to help them. Devote their lives to "serving" Him. Yet, have no problem blaming Him for everything that doesn't work out the way they had planned. The thought never crosses their minds that, maybe. Just maybe. They're the ones to blame. That, somewhere along the way, they made a wrong choice. Embrace the life you have. Do not regret the life you don't."
— Ezio Auditore
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