"Godwin’s Law – “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 100%."
About Me: I attend a University of California college, where I am currently studying history. I am an avid military and firearms buff, but my speciality is armored vehicles. With the colossal clusterfuck that was MW3, I no longer frequent this wiki, though you may find me on the Battlefield or Borderlands wikis occasionally. I also like to kick dents in the doors of Chrysler 300s while yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!"
What I do on the Wiki: Counter-trolling, firearm and vehicle editing, Nazi Zombies.
"[picks up Colt Python] You've got the bastard of bastards. A .357, for guaranteed head removal. That's- That's a sweetie. [picks up M1911] You got your standard-size .45... supersize. That's a fuckin' hungry man right there. [picks up Desert Eagle] And you got the king of mayhem. Half cannon, sword of justice. Take this fucker to the Holy Land, start your own crusade. Any one of these is bound to make you feel better..."
— Bones Darley (John Goodman), Death Sentence
"The first rule of war is to never invade Russia. The second rule of war is to never invade China. Never invade Russia or China"
— General Bernard Montgomery
"Six bullets. Enough to kill any living creature on the planet."
— Revolver Ocelot
"Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend any more"
— US Army Handbook
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. THIS... (holds up shotgun) is my BOOMSTICK!! It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Sports section, S-mart. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart."
— Bruce Campbell
"Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
— Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patkin), The Princess Bride