aka Glitch

  • I live in Canada
  • My occupation is approximate knowledge knower
  • I am fat
==Welcome to my page!== Hi! I'm glad you decided to come check out my userpage! I'm a brony if you didn't have that figured out already. My interests include My Little Pony, video games, and sarcastic quips. My favourite hobbies include drawing and writing. If you want me to draw something for you, don't hesitate to ask--I love drawing and I could use the practice. I won't ask for anything in return! Oh, and one more thing. I don't like Rarity. She bugs me. She acts like a pompous bitch. If you're gonna act like a Manehattanite, go live in Manehattan. That said, one of my favourite MLP fan drawings is of Rarity--You can see it below.
Fanart Rarity freaky

Did I mention I'm fucked in the head?

Canada facts!Edit

1: Canada isn't cold. Not near the border at least. The reason the temperature seems to drop about 20 degrees north of the 49th is simply because we use a different measurement system--Celsius as opposed to Fahrenheit. 2: What most people perceive as typical Canadians are actually people from Newfoundland. We think they're weird too. 3:Yes we do like maple syrup. But so do you, so shut up. 4: Our lawyers wear robes in court. Yep. We think it's weird too.

CoD chat QuotesEdit

We're not RPing. -Jar teh marksman on how they were too RPing

no it not -Brad h. on grammar, he good it has it

TIE fighter: ├O┤ -Crazy Sam10 on Star Wars vehicles made from puctuation

IMPOSSIBRU -FuryExtraLarge on Callofduty4 leaving the chat

i dropped my moms razor on my balls when i was 6 in the bath -Badmandan on TMI

AH'VE SEEN ENUF HENTAIH TO KNOH WHEYRE DIS ISH GOIN' -Callofduty4 on talking like a moronic redneck

I use Nightly. beat DAT Cod4 trololololol -IW FTW about to be wiped off the face of the earth by the extreme force of CoD4's banhammer

IM SO FLY I WEAR SHADES AT NIGHT -Redskin-26 on being unusually awesome for a blue turtle

COD 4, put this on Quotes, THE POWER IS MINE!-The Power is min -The Power is mine on desperately trying to get quoted

SMIL HAS POETRY SAM HAS GIMP -Redskin-26 on... Dominatrixes? Yeah, something about dominatrixes.

FuryExtraLarge 60s Spiderman Fluttershy

Me, just chillin with one of my friends.

Pile o' SignaturesEdit

Just did pal :) REDSKIN-26Personal Redskin-26 Squirtle sprite22:58, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry it took me so long to write here. Um, I trust you'll take care of yourself, I wish you all the best. I toast one of the finest minds I have thus-far encountered: Red-heart Fluttershy Oakley Talk xxx

Well, You wanted it. Twig (Talk) wNJ2zkL.png

Hey! Here's a signature! TLfINDf.gif This username better work TLfINDf.gif 23:08, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Nice guy, nicely written fanfics, tendency to wear his mind on his sleeve and page formatting that makes me cry.

23:16, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Here you go, I left a signature. Luna squadRandom Ally Talk 23:23, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

:D Thundergun 3rd Person BOGuitar t-boneTalk!Wunderwaffe DG-2 3rd Person WaW 07:07, October 29, 2011 (UTC)
lolol, 12500 edits! FireBird- PhilomenaSig.png

Cool story, bro!Edit

I also partake in writing MLP fanfictions. Fanfictions, I might add, endorsed by FSO. Here's the links to 'em.

Second Best OC pony cast, deals with mane six. A depressed pegasus with a violent past and a hunger for redemption deals with the death of his mother, and manages to scrape some mud from his name in the process.

Second Chance As you might have guessed, a direct sequel to Second Best. Make sure to read Second Best first. Unfinished.

What Are Friends For? A quick warning. The title is pretty misleading. Think Cupcakes, but with less(no) pretence and it's about fan-favourite background ponies Bon-Bon and Lyra.

When The Sun Turned An account of life in gryphon-annexed Equestria. Unfinished. (A cookie for anpony who gets the Stephen King reference in chapter 2!)

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