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Mr. Raptor Jesus

aka The Courier

  • I live in New Vegas, Mojave Wasteland, NCR
  • I was born on April 11
  • My occupation is Mercenary, Courier, Scavenger, and Weapons Collector
  • I am Male

Bio Edit

I'm a highschool student going to an International Baccaleureate Academy. I play X-Box 360 in my spare time when I'm not doing homework. I have a girlfriend of about 2 years. I'm not a fanboy of Treyarch or Infinity Ward. I play both Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops. While I do very much enjoy the fast paced high killstreak thrill of MW2, its gameplay imbalances cripple it. While Black Ops is a much more balanced game ( The AK-74u has been gimped, the shotguns cancel Last Stand, the Galil's reload is longer, my only complaint is the Famas), its slower gameplay and lack of kill streak kills counting towards the next streak, also hinder it. All in all, they are two very different beasts, and should not be treated as bitter rival games, but two perspectives on one great series of videogames. Also, you can't get too mad at Treyarch. Mainly for this reason:

American Zombies

Zombies > Spec Ops in my opinion. Gotta love Big Brother and Overwatch though.

UserboxesEdit

AK-47 menu icon MW2 This user will TEAR YOU TO SHREDS with the AK-47!
SCAR-H menu icon MW2 This user loves the SCAR-H!
SPAS-12 menu icon MW2 This user knows the SPAS-12 has too much power.




Moar soon... thanks Mr. Tan

Nazi ZombiesEdit

Nacht der UntotenEdit

  • Round 15, 2 players

Der RieseEdit

  • Round 8... It was iPod Zombies, okay?!?!

Kino Der TotenEdit

  • Round 35, 3 players
  • Round 21, solo

FiveEdit

  • Round 16, 4 players

AscensionEdit

  • Round 30, 4 players
  • Round 12, solo

Call of the DeadEdit

  • Round 24, 4 players
  • Round 22, solo

Shangri-LaEdit

  • Round 17, 4 players

MoonEdit

  • Round 28, 4 players

FamasEdit

The Famas is a lovely little creation seen in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Call of Duty: Black Ops. In MW2, this weapon, while high in damage, is balanced with a 3 burst fire rate. On the other hand, the Famas was twisted into a weapon of supreme noobosity in BO. This weapon, after gaining a tortiose-like shell to protect its soft and vulnerable carrying handle, also became the shittiest example of an unbalanced weapon in history (after the UMP-45 and the now extinct AK-74u). Equipping a mindfuckingly intense fire-rate, it blows through enemies who for some reason have decided to use some other weapon (imagine that!). This should be balanced by the seizure-like spazmings of its recoil, but the losers who have learned to master it use 4 to 5 rounds bursts. This, while reducing the recoil allowing for a fast and ulra-deadly weapon, also turns the sound made by the rifle into a disgusting blithering of metallic flatulence rather than its usual acidic piss-esque droning. Mind you, this weapon is not only abused by those new to the game, due to its disturbingly low unlock level, but even by advanced players, who, between sips from their Mountain Dew I.V., believe they are actually skilled at the game, even though they merely abuse a weapon that Treyarch has refused to gimp (seriously Treyarch, I'm no Infity Ward fanboy, and thanks for gimping the AK-74u, but please, fix this). For these reasons, I use the SPAS-12 and the Enfield, because I actually use skill when I play my games. Mr. Raptor Jesus~ Peace Out

Owned Systems Edit

  • X-Box 360
  • Gameboy Advance XP
  • Wii
  • SNES
  • DS Lite
  • PSP

Pages Created Edit

  • Paradise
  • Dual Scope (deleted because it has not yet been confirmed)

Owned GamesEdit

X-Box 360 Edit

  • Halo Reach
  • Fallout New Vegas
  • PGR4
  • Fable II
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • Modern Warfare 2
  • Black Ops
  • Final Fantasy XIII
  • Assassins Creed: Brotherhood

Wii Edit

  • Metroid Prime Trilogy
  • Super Mario Brothers Wii
  • the Conduit
  • CoD: MW Reflex Edition
  • Super Smash Brothers Brawl
  • Rabbids Go Home
  • Sonic Unleashed
  • Excitebots: Trick Racing
  • Wii Sports
  • Wii SPorts Resort
  • Guitar Hero III
  • Guitar Hero World Tour
  • Boom Blox
  • Mario Party 8
  • Red Steel 2
  • Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
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