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Hello.

Today marks two years since I first made a Wikia account to edit on this wiki. Obviously, the "edit" part is something I have been a colossal failure at (2,500 edits, only 150 of them Mainspace edits), but I do from time to time go on blogs and forums, giving my opinion. Those of you who know me well, especially you Walrus, will know I do occasionally provide explicit, vulgar, and downright immature posts, but, that's something I'm working on too.

For the last year, I have been using chat. I do not use chat nightly, as I used to (been getting bored of it), but it is one of the most accepting and well behaved chat rooms not only on Wikia, but on the entire Internet itself. It's brought me through some times of doubt, and given me a few laughs when I absolutely needed them.

It's been a long 2 years. It's hard to believe that when I started using this wiki, Black Ops was still on everyone's mind, and people were looking forward to what Treyarch had to offer after World at War, and though it ended up being the worst of the Post-Call of Duty 4 generation, it looked very good at the time.

Well, today is October 29, 2012, and it's been a long way since October 29, 2010.

AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR: WHAT I HAVE LEARNED, TWO YEARS LATER:

What I've learned: two years later[]

1. Resistance to the Brony Jihad is Futile. IT'S FUCKING FUTILE I TELL YOU.

2. WHISKEY35 and Chiafriend12 are the masters of the universe god-walruses of the Call of Duty Wiki.

3. PC master race. nuff said.

4. EA is the devil. Everyone hates them, there is no exception to this circlejerk.

5. Madnessfan34537 is the ultimate cow.

6. AniMayhem and Cinna are the only two girls that use this wiki.

8. I skipped #7. You are fruitlessly trying to look for #7 now.

9. Joe Copp and N7 make good videos. I'm looking forward to seeing Joe's BO2 Christmas Videos.

7. HAHA YOU FOUND 7 LOLOLOLOLOL

10. fetus is king

11. .....running out of material. Provide some more in the comments below.

DLC List[]

(Courtesy of Bohater, Swagmasta, and That Guy.)

12. Pierogi is poor

13. Metroid is permanently 12

14. Philly is a potato

15. Philly also caused a famine

16. Azuris is a charmy bee

17. Randomtime is über walrus.

18. Kat lives in an igloo

19. Kat once smashed a bitch's head in for Black Coffee...

20. Keep it up, guys!

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