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Smuff[citation provided] 20:51, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

A question Edit

Do you and N7 realize how futile, immature, and otherwise worthless the 4chan and Anonymous communities truly are?  Charcoal121 · talk 

However, the "V" mask is synonymous with those two groups, and they viciously attack groups that support SOPA. Guilt by association, I'm afraid. Charcoal121 19:32, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
They aren't guilty of anything though :|. KUDLq.png 19:35, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
Just admit that the Guy Fawkes mask is a symbol of badassery (Raising awareness for ACTA) But still. It's awesome. EviME1.png EviHard Talk EviME2.png

21:53, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Expect us. Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 14:35, February 11, 2012 (UTC)




lolololololol vm7BQ.png 13:52, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

news Edit

Ya we already decided that nub. Now go has pony secks Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC N7 [T|C] 14:35, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

hey I'm Bubbles... is there like a strict blog policy on here? because on my other wiki's they are kinda strict and i'd like to know. and i don't have time to read the thing. so yupperdoodleyeah... be jealous...-Bubbles [[User:BubblestheLlama|]] ([[w:c:thehungergames:User talk:Example|talk]]) 18:24, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Can you see if my blog is off topic?

Yeah be jealous! My name is BubblestheLlama! 03:17, February 13, 2012 (UTC) thanx Luv Bubbles


Look at all those people in the comments! They care so much!  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  14:10, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Holy crap it's youEdit

HUGO Just Different and HUGO Man Commercial featuring Jared Leto

HUGO Just Different and HUGO Man Commercial featuring Jared Leto

I didn't know you starred in commercials...

Strike III The think tankBigMTEmblem.png 16:44, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hai Edit

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09:24, March 2, 2012 (UTC)


Done. Commander Shepard: "You're just a machine, and machines can be broken! 21:05, March 2, 2012 (UTC)


You mind me adding you on PSN? If yes, then I am "arod29". Menu mp weapons l96a1CoDE-2KGo to my talk page!02:08, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Link Edit

How was that link on that March 4 news blog supposed to be humorous? How is a case of cannabilistic homicide funny? If you find that to be funny, then you must have no morals, or have a sociopathic mindset. You, and N7 specifically, set a terrible example for other Wikians, with your immaturity and inconsideration, and get away with it only because of your administrator status. Oh, and another thing, next time you get on BFWiki and spout shit like its community sucks, maybe you should realize that the CoDWiki's community is no better than its. Charcoal121 17:20, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

No, you weren't warning people of it, it came across as a joke due to it being embedded in the .gif. So, you make fun of Yuri simply because he banned many anons in his time on Wikia, and you threaten to ban me simply because I said that the BFWiki's and CoDWiki's communities are not better than the other. Charcoal121 23:04, March 6, 2012 (UTC)
And by extension with your logic, one can warn against child abuse by making fun of it. Go ahead, make good on your offer, for I want no part in this Wiki any longer. Charcoal121 19:07, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Edit

(Assuming the "dkörogjsmxådk hoes does get" is "how to get" in English) It's a userscript available for use with Greasemonkey, an addon for Firefox. I don't remember details, and nub mom took the internet away (on phone right now) so I can't search for them. I'll explain tomorrow asap, unless you've figured out by then :) --MLGisNot4Me talk 19:59, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

I managed to get to teh intarwebz still today, so I've wrapped up the instructions here step by step because poor lazy Smuff.
  1. Install Greasemonkey here.
  2. Once it's installed, enable it (Tools -> Greasemonkey -> Enabled (if it has a check mark it's already enabled, for me it was disabled by default).
  3. Go here and click Install (You_dont_say.PNG).
  4. Press Install on the download window
  5. Enable the script if it isn't already (Tools -> Greasemonkey -> Google Rainbow Dash)
  6. Profit!
  7. You can edit it in Tools -> Greasemonkey -> Manage User Scripts -> Options -> Edit this User Script (and I assume you know the HTML stuff). I say this because I thought the image is a little too big, so I shrank it by a few pixels.
Here you go. - Spetsnaz Logo MW2 MLGISNOT4ME [Talk] - 21:54, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Taking criticismEdit

Replying to genuine criticism with block threats isn't advisable, don't do it again please. The least you could have done is just ignore it, but to go and threaten with a block is counter-intuitive.  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  19:15, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Banned from ChatEdit

Due to your unacceptable behavior on Call of Duty Wiki Chat, you have been banned from the Chat. You can see when your ban expires on the ban list, and the reason why you were banned. You can contact the Chat Moderator who banned you to see if you can be unbanned, however it is very strongly advised that you read and review our policies thoroughly before you reconnect.

Any more unacceptable behavior and a wiki block or longer chat ban may be issued. Thank you.

Violating UTP by calling people poor. Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 19:19, March 13, 2012 (UTC)


Did you unban yourself from chat? MetlTalk 00:45, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

Hi Edit

Is it alright if I share your blog: Battlefield 3 toping MW3 the BAFTA's" on BF Wiki.--Slopijoe

ok, well then imma just go. forget about it. i don't care if u let me back on or not. no matter wut i do, it always butt-fucks me in the end, so just forget about it.


Suggestion For Hidden VideoEdit

I think you should use one of these videos for the hidden link. 18:34, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Quick QuestionEdit

Do you when Quarantine and Retaliation are coming out on Black Ops? 18:34, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

cunt Edit

Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3

Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3

Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 17:01, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

QuestionEdit I don't see why we need a title over the gallery if the MSR only appears in one game. ? Redskin-26 18:36, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Katawa ShoujoEdit

I didn't know you knew about the game. And yes Lily is indeed the best. :) cone.exe 言うのページz8jQEUt.png 15:35, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

IRC Edit

cunt come Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 16:26, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

happy 420 bro Edit


Re:You like anime, ja? Edit

Dunno. Never watched Death Note. If I had to guess though I'd say it was just a character tic. 9G3sis0.pngRaven's wing Talk20:17, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

A question Edit

May I ask why did I get here? -- laagone (talk)  18:59, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

K. Glad to know. -- laagone (talk)  19:12, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Giving fucks Edit

Gotcha. Thought I'd say "not notable" a little differently, but will be more careful next time. -- laagone (talk)  16:15, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Important Edit

Smuff, if you look on the call of duty website, there is a piece of intel that says TACITUS. There was a roman senator and historian named cornelius tacitus the quoted the following that is quotations,

Augustus' Eclipse (14 CE)

Soon after the death of Augustus, Tacitus mentions a lunar eclipse, which has been identified with the eclipse of September 27, 14 CE. Tacitus says:

"The Moon in the midst of a clear sky became suddenly eclipsed; the soldiers who were ignorant of the cause took this for an omen referring to their present adventures: to their labors they compared the eclipse of the planet, and prophesied 'that if to the distressed goodness should be restored her wonted brightness and splendor, equally successful would be the issue of their struggle.' Hence they made a loud noise, by ringing upon brazen metal, and by blowing trumpets and cornets; as she appeared brighter or darker they exulted or lamented."

Just wanted to tell you. 00:31, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yo smuff. sup ponie? so, about that double-xp weekend: brazillian youtubers and players scheduled a MASSIVE blackout in mw3 at that friday, in order to make a "riot" against the noobish things in the game and whatever. That's why i think the double-xp weekend was their try at not letting the blackout happen. worked like a charm -.-'

d'awwwwing dooEdit


Redskin-26 21:07, April 29, 2012 (UTC)



Wrong link, and lockedEdit

Can you please unlock the Turbelence/transcript please? The "$" sign should link to John Price not just Price. And I really don't know why it's locked anyways. MK 12 DIVISION 19:56, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Adding the Archives category Edit

Well, didn't think of that. I'll be finished in a moment though, there's only a few left. -- laagone (talk)  16:50, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Randomizing Templates forum Edit

If you didn't notice, it's an archived thread from July. -- laagone (talk)  17:07, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

irc Edit

y u no on Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 19:56, May 13, 2012 (UTC)


Thank you. T4DZ talkFlag of Panama 14:12, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Why did you delete the pageEdit

Its in the tralier 30 secs. —Unsigned comment was added by Adolf Hipster

Africa MilitiaEdit

Can Africa Militia be renamed to African Militia, it really does make more sense.MK 12 DIVISION 03:42, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations, soldier.Edit

Medal, Usergroup Usefulness

Due to your great contributions to usergroups, you have been awarded the Usergroup Usefulness Medal.

Keep up the good work!

For your dedication in providing top notch news blogs. vm7BQ.png 11:09, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Here's your new PC Edit

From Not including Windows 7 (allow ~$60-90): [1] Semtex HUD icon MW2 Bovell Talk | Contrib. 21:40, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Help about GIMP Edit

Hey smuff, I was wondering if you could help me with a few questions about GIMP on Mac. What version would you recommend for OS 10.6.8? And also do i need to download anything else like XQuartz because I think X11 is causing a glitch that wont allow Gimp to open. Thanks!   ParagonX7 跟我谈天 3hrm0HS.png 04:22, June 24, 2012 (UTC)


why, took my edition, they do not care about you guys, but it should be, so for curiosity, just because world at war final fronts, and not good, you guys do not lay it ... and I'm Brazilian, so why do not you repaired the edition? sorry if I said something wrong, I am not a professionalRatchetjak (talk) 21:34, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

news blog Edit

smuffikins can you news blog this (moar) pls coz you're best at this kinda stuff. Imma memo you it on irc too. Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 17:31, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

fuck you your memo inbox is full Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 17:32, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

I found you smuffEdit


fond u --KλT 07:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

I've got an uncontrollable boner. Phillycj 15:50, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

Blops II Question Edit

1. Do you think it looks good/Do you plan on getting it?

2. Why do they list the Tomahawk/Combat Axe as a grenade?

Major Rank MarinesReznov115TalkTactical Nuke inventory icon MW2

Important Edit

Hi, please make sure you see the message Chia sent you on my wiki, it is important. PierogiTalk 03:37, August 12, 2012 (UTC)

Congratulations, soldier.Edit

Medal, Chat Moderator

On account of your service to Special:Chat, you have been awarded the Chat Moderator Medal! Congratulations!

Keep up the good work!

Because it is clear your service to the chat has been very dedicated, long-lasting and always in the best interest of it and its users. Congratulations. 13:51, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

Spongebob "fuck you" .gif Edit

This might be two days late, but can we try to avoid images like that which would be unacceptable behavior if actually typed out? Thanks, US Army WWII MSGTSgt. ChiafriendRifleman 20:48, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Question Edit

So if I would find news such as the favela map fiasco again should i just tell an administrator such as you or make a blog and like it be properly formatted by someone and such? Hello Losers (talk) 02:04, October 11, 2012 (UTC) Please make a blog about it. _ Cod monan Star_of_David.png Talk _ 07:30 October 11 2012

GIMP help Edit

I have a small problem making transparent images with GIMP, and as the GIMP master, I thought you could know why I can't seem to enable antialiasing at all. I also asked this on the TP guide talk page, but as I predicted, it went unnoticed. --MLGisNot4Me talk 22:19, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, the AA box is grayed out at all times. It's been a rather long time problem, so restarting either GIMP or the computer won't work. I could test reinstalling the thing, but I'd rather see other solutions before that considering it took me forever to download it the first time (blames on my crap computer). --MLGisNot4Me talk 09:58, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
I went to re-download the setup, which was for Windows XP SP3 or later. No avail, so it's not in the version. --MLGisNot4Me talk 17:03, October 15, 2012 (UTC)

Yay! Edit

I see you like PONIES!

/) Brohoof to you kind sir/ma'am! 18:41, October 16, 2012 (UTC)Chaos75.172.145.32 18:41, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

Need Help Edit

Hey Smuff this is Gatorfan6 and I was wondering if you could help me set up news for my wikia about world of warplanes. I would also appreciate it if you could help in anyway by setting up some templates or just editing the wikia. I will make you an automatic admin because you are trustworthy and are nice to ponies.:) Thanks for the consideration, Gatorfan6 22:10, October 19, 2012 (UTC)

R870 MCS Edit

Hello, just a question. The shotgun is referred to in-game as the R870 MCS (proof:, but the page on this wiki is the 'Remington 870 MCS.'? It won't let me move it, so could you please either move it or let me know why it shouldn't be? NaRusskom (talk) 00:57, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, hadn't spotted that. Thanks! NaRusskom (talk) 18:02, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Hello, Just a quick problem with the call of duty black ops 2 trivia section. Its says that black ops 2 is the second game to have hitmarkers out side of multiplayer and the first being call of duty on the psp.. But that is wrong the first game to feature it is call of duty 2 and the second being call of duty 3.. just thought i would put it out there. (Djluke 1993).

Merry Christmas!Edit


Merry Christmas Smuff!  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  16:44, December 25, 2012 (UTC)


Sure, fair enough, absolutely nothing happened this week anyway.  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  14:34, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

news Edit

imma do one on new years day but then yeah you can do whatever you want yo Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 18:05, December 30, 2012 (UTC)


Sounds fine to me. Redskin-26 00:13, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

Re Edit

No problem with that bro. Also watch Breaking Bad, since you brought it up :p KUDLq.png 01:00, December 31, 2012 (UTC)

I herd you has awsum glourious master PC Edit

What's it like and what did it cost? I've been wondering if a gaming PC is worth it, if I'll buy it I'd like some feedback even though the pricing is probably a bit different in the UK. --MLGisNot4Me talk 23:31, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

I'm probably gonna spend less than a 1000€ (~750£) on the whole bundle and it'll take at least a few months to get that money (from what I gathered by visiting several tech stores in London in the Summer, the prices aren't very different, probably even cheaper here). What helps though is that my dad works with computers, and I sometimes get stuff that other people don't want, so I can scavenge stuff like RAM and hard drives from them computers. I'll follow your tips though, I assume the prices and how good the gear are in comparison to others won't change too drastically within the time. Thanks! --MLGisNot4Me talk 17:46, January 6, 2013 (UTC)


Will you do the news on the 8th? So one week after N7 did his on New Year's?  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  16:57, January 6, 2013 (UTC)

Keeping it to Sundays is better imo. Was just wondering, but if you're doing it now, it's better to post it now and keep it like normal. Thanks!  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  17:01, January 6, 2013 (UTC)


It was hidden since it was causing an unnecessarily large amount of backlash in the comments and eventually it even trickled onto Twitter. All in all it felt unnecessary to keep the poll open after that since it was pitting a user against someone else and people seemed to be taking it too seriously by beginning to post about it on Twitter, even if it was a joke.  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  21:36, February 24, 2013 (UTC)

No problem. I apologise for not informing you myself  FANMADE_Animated_Derpy_Hooves_desktop_ponies_sprite.gif Sig1.png Sig2.png  21:43, February 24, 2013 (UTC)
Are people not allowed to discuss things on twitter? Iw5 cardicon soapN7 TC 22:00, February 24, 2013 (UTC)

News BlogEdit

Since it seems in previous weeks we have had a lot of miscommunication on who is doing the news blog I am notifying you now that I will do next week's news blog.

If you have any objections or concerns that this may throw off the rotation let me know ASAP. Redskin-26 21:13, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Turn for the blogEdit

Unknown of who will be doing the WNU for this week, I will be doing it this week.

If anyone else wants to do it please notify me. 132527029757.gifArgorrath おしゃべり%E7%95%B0%E8%AD%B0%E3%81%82%E3%82%8A.jpg02:59, August 10, 2013 (UTC)

Voting template Edit


I am an admin on the Spartacus Wiki, And we have started to use voting as a way to handle problems as an alternative to baning users.

Anyway, we are geting ready to end a vote, and i wanted to use a template elder scroll uses to show results. As i was getting ready to post it, i saw they noted the template came from this wiki, and they asked you first if they could use it. Since its your template, i want to extend the same hand and ask if we can use it as well.

I made the template on the wiki, but we wont use it without your permission, and ill delete it if you dont want us to use it.

Thanks, and happy editing.-Cheatcodechamp (talk) 22:10, August 11, 2013 (UTC)

Please Help Me!!! Edit

Hi Smuff,

Please go to your website mainpage at smuffwikia and click on your talk page.  Please help me!  --oorah1950 (disavowed)

Weaponry Time to Kill calculationsEdit

Smuff, may I please use your weaponry time to kill calculations? I need them to determine how vastly overpowered some BO2 weapons really are, and prove other weaponry. Even if the OP ratings of some guns are moot points. Braden 0.0 (talk) 01:26, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Re: TTK CalculationsEdit

Thank you for your words, Smuff. And you're lucky you don't play BO2, it's worse than BO1, if that was even possible, Shotguns and Quickscoping rule the maps in addition to OP SMGs, and Nooby free aimbot hack equipped LMGs. Braden 0.0 (talk) 01:19, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

Weekly News team forumEdit

Please leave your input on Forum:Weekly News team members. This message has been left on your talk page for a fair chance of being aware of the forums existence. 14:53, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

Yo SmuffinEdit

Danke for the support about my RfA :D --Cataphract_%28Civ5%29.png SlavByzantine_%28Civ5%29.pngTalkDromon_%28Civ5%29.png 20:14, November 4, 2013 (UTC)

Hi can i add the  templates vote/support/oppose/neutral and comment for my wiki please? it would be helpfullJarjarkine (talk) 21:14, November 22, 2013 (UTC)

CoD Classic? Edit

Do you have Call of Duty Classic? 04:52, December 28, 2013 (UTC)


I hate everyone on that site so much but I keep crawling back :3 Joe Copp 11:21, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

hi Edit

8===D N7 [T|C] 19:29, July 10, 2015 (UTC)

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